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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are.
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races.
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Competing for the title
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of the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon
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maneuvering for a position as
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Ant Hill Mob
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in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending in his
Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome
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and right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off...
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...to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way-out Wacky Races!
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[male announcer] Today, the
Wacky Racers are slipping and sliding
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through Ski Resort Country.
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From Mush-Mush, Michigan,
to Iceandsnow, Idaho.
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Professor Pat Pending is performing
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precariously out in front
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with the Buzzwagon tagging
along in second spot.
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And the Boulder Mobile being
peppered by ice cubes
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in third place.
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But what's this?
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The Mean Machine is going the wrong way.
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It's heading head-on for the other cars.
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Oh, Dick Dastardly must
have flipped his lid.
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Flipped like a fox, Boopsie.
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That car is a radio-controlled dummy
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and it's loaded with dynamite.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Oh, this
will be catastrophic.
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Do something, Professor!
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I am, I am.
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[male announcer] The
Convert-A-Car is changing into a...
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...snowplow.
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swoosh
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Curse it! My dumb-dumb
dummy didn't work!
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Oh, no!
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Boom
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[theme music]
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Muttley, do something.
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Boing
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[snickering]
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Bam
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer] Now the cars are
speeding up that straight slope
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towards Avalanche Alley.
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The Creepy Coupe is losing
traction on the ice
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and Little Gruesome
shifts to dragon power
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for a little flame action.
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[sizzling]
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It works! The ice is melting
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and number 2 is gaining
on the Slag Brothers.
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[both screaming]
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[mumbling]
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Thump
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[dragon crying]
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Bam
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer] Dick Dastardly is running last
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and as he sneaks up on
the pack from the back
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you could bet he has some
dirty trick up his sleeve.
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Not up my sleeve, Boopsie.
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Up my hood. Ha-ha-ha.
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A high charge.
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[male announcer] W-what's a high charge?
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Just the opposite of a depth charge.
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Fire, Muttley.
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[bomb fires]
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Boom
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[male announcer] Dirty Dick's done it again!
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He blasted Avalanche Alley
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and the pass is blocked
with tons of ice and snow.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Oh-oh, that
was a dumb trick, Dastardly.
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True, the others can't
get down the mountain
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but neither can you.
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Oh, no?
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Just cast your baby
blue eyes down there.
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[male announcer] A ski jump?
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You're going down the ski jump?
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Right into the valley, Boopsie.
Ha-ha-ha.
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer] Ah-ha. It looks as
if the other cars are coming up
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the ski tow to use the jump too.
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Curses! Can't those dumb-dumbs
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think of any dirty tricks of their own?
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Quick, Muttley.
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Tie this rope to the bottom of the jump.
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We will pull it down behind us as we go.
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[snickering]
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Hurry, dumb-dumb. Hurry.
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And away we go!
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Crash
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Drat! It didn't work.
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Thud
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Double drat!
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] The other cars
have made the ski jump easily.
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As the cars battle through
deep snow in the valley...
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...The Ant Hill Mob has
snow shoed into the lead.
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[Clyde] March, yous mugs! March!
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[male announcer] Now the
Arkansas Chuggabug is moving up
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using boiler power to melt the snow
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and steams into the lead backwards.
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crash
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Crimson Haybaler is skidding
lightly across snow on skis
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while the heavy Surplus Six is
sinking deeper and deeper.
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Charge!
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[male announcer] In the meantime, dirty
Dick Dastardly has darted ahead
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and is devising another diabolical deed
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to delay the other dauntless drivers.
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"Free hot chocolate!
Stop and warm up!"
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Ha-ha-ha.
How can they resist?
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[snickering]
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Hey, what're you slowing
down for, Ding-A-Ling?
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Uh, look, free hot chocolate, Clyde.
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[tires screeching]
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Here they come for their hot chocolate.
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Now for Operation Fast Freeze!
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Turn on the water, Muttley.
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[snickering]
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One nice ice roadblock coming up.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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[Dick Dastardly] That's enough, Muttley.
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Let's go.
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Drat! The engine's so
cold, it won't start.
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[male announcer] Oh-oh, here
comes Professor Pat Pending
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too late to stop from
hitting the ice roadblock.
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That's alright, sonny.
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I'll just convert into my
Mix Master Ice Crusher.
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[whirring]
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Crash
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[Dick Dastardly] Curses! Foiled again!
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[male announcer] And the
Wacky beat goes on
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with the racers heading
into the final lap
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for Iceandsnow, Idaho.
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Oh! It looks as if Penelope Pitstop
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is out of the race with a frozen engine.
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But, wait. She's switching
on her hair dryer.
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[steam hissing]
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And there she goes, back
in the running again.
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The Buzzwagon is getting good
traction action on the ice.
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And Rufus Ruff Cut is making his move
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to pass Turbo Terrific.
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But Peter Perfect is driving hard.
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Look out!
He's going into a skid.
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crash
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Oh, fiddlesticks!
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Beep beep
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[male announcer] On our radar
scope, we see the cars
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twisting tortuously towards
frozen Lake Otah.
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Wait a minute, here comes one car
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sneaking down bobsled sly.
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Oh, naturally, it's tricky Dicky
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on a bobsled.
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Naturally! I find it much easier
to think of dirty tricks
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when I'm out in front.
Ha-ha-ha.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] The drivers
are really pouring it on now
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as they race through the lake.
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The Buzzwagon has plowed
its way into the lead.
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Now Professor Pat
Pending is converting
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into a speedy snowmobile.
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He passes number 6 number 10
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and slides into the lead.
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What's gonna happen to Dick Dastardly?
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May we ask what you're up to, Dastardly?
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Ask ahead, Boopsie.
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[male announcer] Alright, what're you up to?
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The cars have to cross frozen lake Otah
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to reach the finish line, right?
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[male announcer] Right.
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if they can't cross the lake
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they can't finish, right?
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- Right.
- Muttley, stomp on the ice.
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[indistinct mumbling]
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If there's anything I hate,
it's a chicken dog.
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Crash
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Now, stomp!
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Thump thump thump thump thump
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[rumbling]
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Crash
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[stammering] Curses-s-s. Brr.
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Curses-s-s.
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[male announcer] Thanks to Dick Dastardly
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it looks as if no one will get
across the lake to finish.
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But, wait, the Surplus
Six is going to try
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inflatable pontoon bridge power.
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Fire away, Meekly.
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Crash
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[male announcer] Surplus Six makes it across.
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And now the other cars are following.
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[Dick Dastardly] Muttley-y, get me out of here-e-e!
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[shuddering] Quick! Brr.
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Splash
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[grunting]
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[shivering]
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] The crowd in Iceandsnow,
Idaho, has braved zero weather
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to witness the finish of this
chilling thrilling race.
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And here they come.
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The Surplus Six and Buzzwagon
are neck and neck.
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And here comes Dastardly
down the center line
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sliding into the lead.
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Muttley is making a supreme effort
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to put his master across
the finish line first.
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Aa-ah-ah-ah-choo!
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[male announcer] Oh, what a pity.
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Dastardly has come to a stop
just short of the finish line.
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Here come the rest of the Wacky Racers.
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And it's the Surplus Six
crossing the finish line first.
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Number 10, the Buzzwagon is second.
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And number 3 the Convert-A-Car third.
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Oh-ho, tough luck, Dastardly.
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All that effort and
nothing to show for it.
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You have something to show for it? What?
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I think I have a cold in my head.
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Aa-ah-choo!
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Gesundheit!
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[snickers]
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[male announcer] Today, our Wacky
Race takes place over water
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as our Wacky Racers are
island-hopping down
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Florida Overseas Hi-Way from
Key Largo to Key West.
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Surplus Six is sizzling
along in the lead.
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Penelope Pitstop in car
number 5 is in second place.
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And the Slag Brothers are
rocking on in third place.
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Oh, Dick Dastardly, trailing the leaders
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is determined to pass them, but-but how?
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By cheating. How else?
Ha-ha-ha.
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Watch!
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[male announcer] Here comes the
Mean Machine straddling the rails.
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Dick Dastardly is now in the lead.
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Ha-ha-ha, and I shall stay here.
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00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,120
- Better watch out, Dick!
- Why?
257
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,873
[male announcer] You're approaching
the end of the bridge.
258
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,082
Huh?
259
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,542
Yikes!
260
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,294
Bang
261
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,258
Drat and double drat!
262
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,386
[theme music]
263
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,850
[male announcer] And the cars
race along Coconut Quay...
264
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,019
...Peter Perfect runs
into some trouble...
265
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,479
...from the coconuts.
266
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,610
No problem. The Turbo
Terrific can take anything.
267
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,070
Clang
268
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,655
[tires screeching]
269
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,991
[laughing] Except a coconut!
270
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,203
[male announcer] Reaching the end of Coconut island
271
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,997
the cars race over long
bridge, to the next island.
272
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,920
And Red Max makes his move.
273
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,261
The Crimson Haybaler is
now leading the pack.
274
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,264
So long, fellas!
275
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,766
[male announcer] Oh-oh, the bridge is raising.
276
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,184
bam
277
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,520
splash
278
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,856
[male announcer] Stopped by an open drawbridge
279
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,526
Big Gruesome shifts
into alligator power.
280
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,950
And the Creepy Coupe
continues on its way.
281
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,870
Professor Pat Pending
changes his Convert-A-Car
282
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,081
into a speedboat.
283
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332
splash
284
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,919
And follows the Creepy Coupe's lead.
285
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,008
Meanwhile, dirty Dick Dastardly
286
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,970
has shifted to submarine power
and is gaining on the leaders.
287
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,098
Man the torpedoes, Muttley.
288
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,474
Fire one!
289
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,562
[Dick Dastardly] Fire two!
290
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,780
boom
291
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,118
Got 'em!
Ha-ha-ha.
292
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,580
[male announcer] And so diabolical
Dick via devious device
293
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,749
has once again taken the lead.
294
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,546
As Penelope Pitstop perambulates
across Pirate Quay
295
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,881
the Slag brothers make
their move to pass her.
296
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,177
clang
297
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,140
Oh, dear, I can't see
a little ol' thing.
298
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,267
I'll help you, Penelope.
299
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,477
[tires screeching]
300
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,484
My, it seems to be stuck.
301
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,154
Thud
302
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,906
[rumbling]
303
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,908
Crash
304
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,493
Oh, shucks!
305
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:34,082
Thanks, Peter.
You're really a lil' cutie pie.
306
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,168
Well, I'm-I'm glad I could be
of assistance, Miss Penelope.
307
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,129
[male announcer] And so
Penelope is back in the race.
308
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,133
Oh, fiddlesticks!
309
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,764
[male announcer] And Peter
Perfect is back in the race, too.
310
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,601
Dick Dastardly has delayed long enough
311
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,561
to do a little bridge blocking.
312
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,688
Stay out of sight, Muttley.
313
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,066
Here they come.
314
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,028
Hey, sarge, look.
The bridge is blocked.
315
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,239
Then we'll blast our way through.
316
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,615
Fire!
317
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,080
Boom
318
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,041
[sergeant blast] Charge!
319
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,091
Curses! Foiled again!
320
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,635
[snickering]
321
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,805
Stop snickering, you
ridiculous dog! Or I'll--
322
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,806
[bites]
323
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,225
Yeow! A shark!
324
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,394
Muttley, do something.
325
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,020
[mumbling]
326
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,067
Hurry, Muttley. Hurry.
327
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,569
[mumbling]
328
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,951
Chomp
329
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,578
Nice work, Muttley.
330
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,788
That's using your head.
331
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,039
Crash
332
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,126
♪♪
333
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,255
[snickering]
334
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,594
[mumbling]
335
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,514
[male announcer] Our radar
scope shows the cars
336
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,309
battling for position as they
skim from island to island.
337
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,352
beep beep beep
338
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,898
Woops, the Roaring
Plenty missed a bridge.
339
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,610
Alright, yous guys, take a
deep breath and get going.
340
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,118
[male announcer] And the
Ant Hill Mob is back in the race.
341
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,539
The cars are crossing
Sombrero Quay now
342
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,667
and the Creepy Coupe is trying
to pass the Arkansas Chuggabug.
343
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,378
Big Gruesome shifts to dragon power.
344
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,724
swoosh
345
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,358
crash
346
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,069
thud
347
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,698
[clanking]
348
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,121
Oh, shucks!
349
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:24,001
[male announcer] Meanwhile, dirty Dick
Dastardly has another despicable scheme.
350
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,004
Yes, a three million horsepower
351
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,382
fake hurricane machine.
352
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:33,719
I'll blow the other racers off
the island and into the ocean.
353
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,597
Ha-ha-ha.
354
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,475
Here they come, Muttley.
Start the machine.
355
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,982
Hurry, Muttley. Hurry.
356
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,068
[mumbling]
357
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,909
You dummy head!
You let them all go by.
358
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,661
Rumble
359
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,413
Not now, Muttley.
360
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,000
Help!
361
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,007
Snap
362
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,758
Stop the machine, Muttley!
363
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,844
Stop the machine!
364
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,522
[snickering]
365
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,777
[mumbling]
366
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,905
[male announcer] Wacky
Racers are burning the asphalt
367
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,282
as they near the finish
line in Key West.
368
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,833
[sizzling]
369
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,628
Penelope Pitstop is in the lead.
370
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,505
But The Surplus Six gets
in a triple track...
371
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,217
...and passes Penelope.
372
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,056
Professor Pat Pending uses turbo power.
373
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,770
And starts coming up fast.
374
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,111
Dick Dastardly is using
the hurricane machine
375
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,615
for wind power now and it looks
like nothing can stop him!
376
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,915
The Mean Machine passes everyone
377
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,001
and Dick Dastardly takes the lead.
378
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,087
Nothing can stop me now.
379
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,589
Ha-ha-ha.
380
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,175
[male announcer] And at
the finish line, it's...
381
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635
crash
382
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,222
crash
383
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,267
Dick Dastardly has not
crossed the finish line.
384
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,229
And Peter Perfect in car
number 9 wins the race.
385
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,523
The Slag Brothers in car
number 1 come in second
386
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,733
and number 5 the Compact Pussycat
387
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,402
comes in third.
388
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,538
Oh-ho-ho. Too bad, Dastardly.
389
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,872
You almost made it.
390
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,000
[sobbing]
391
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,254
Please, Mr. Dastardly.
392
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,590
Uh, we don't like to see a
grown man cry. He-he-he.
393
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,134
Do we, Muttley?
394
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,638
[snickering]
395
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,771
[male announcer] And they're off again
396
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,356
the Wacky Race goes on and on.
397
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,898
Each driver determined to win
398
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,527
maneuvering for position,
looking for the opening
399
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,612
that will put him in the lead.
400
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:43,409
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
401
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,202
Red Max in the Crimson
Haybaler makes his move.
402
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,208
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
403
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,964
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
404
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,550
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
405
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,385
Hey, wait a minute.
406
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,428
Stop!
407
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,263
crash
408
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,975
This race starts next week.
409
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,602
Next week?
410
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,104
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
411
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,647
Bam
412
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,984
Drat! Drat! And double drat!
413
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,987
[snickering]
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