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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are.
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The most daredevil group
of daddy drivers
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whoever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races.
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Competing for the title
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of the World's
Wackiest Racers.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Ant Hill
Mob in their bulletproof bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending, in his
Convertor-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamor gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome
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and right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off... to a
standing start. And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way-out Wacky Races!
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♪♪
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[male announcer] The cars are strung out
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in the first lap of today's Wacky Race.
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And look who's in the lead
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Dick Dastardly.
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You were expecting maybe,
Shirley Temple. Ha-ha-ha.
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[male announcer] The finish like is
in far off Ballpoint, Pennsylvania.
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[tire screeching]
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What's this?
Dick Dastardly is stopping.
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Oh, why're you stopping here, Dick?
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Just keep glue to your seat and watch.
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I'm going to force those
Wacky Racers off the road
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with my old train in the road trick.
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And this rear projection setup.
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[train chugging]
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A train!
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[tires screeching]
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[train chugging]
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Oh, my goodness!
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It's a train!
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Bang
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I can't lose.
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Those clowns will wait all
day for that train to pass.
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[Dastardly] Ha-ha-ha.
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[train chugging]
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[theme music]
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[snickering]
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♪♪
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[male announcer] The
Wacky Racers are off again.
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Uh-in more ways than one.
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Rufus Ruff Cut in the Buzzwagon
has the lead and...
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...oh, there's a sharp curve ahead.
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Phew, he made it.
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[creaking]
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Thud
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[tires screeching]
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Uh-oh!
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[Red Max] There's a tree
blocking the road.
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This axe tied to the propeller
should do the trick.
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[whirring]
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Swish
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[male announcer] Red
Max has cut his way through.
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And here come the Slag
Brothers moving up fast.
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[tires screeching]
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer] What are you Slags up to?
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[mumbling]
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Tup tup tup
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[male announcer] Oh,
I see. You've made a slingshot.
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That's right.
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Boing
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swoosh
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[male announcer] The Slag
Brothers zip past Red Max
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and take the lead away
from Rufus Ruff Cut.
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Wow, with that burst of speed
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no one will catch 'em now.
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Uh-wait a minute.
Dick Dastardly is planning
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another of his no good nick tricks.
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When I pull this rope
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[Dastardly] the springs will
snap the bridge shut like so...
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snap
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if the bridge doesn't flatten 'em
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they'll go off the cliff.
Ha-ha-ha.
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[snickering]
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[Dastardly] Here come the Slag Brothers.
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Ooh, I can hardly wait.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Drat! The pin won't pull out.
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Curses! They got across!
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What's holding it back?
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Drat!
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Snap snap snap snap snap snap
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[snickering]
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♪♪
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[male announcer] And the
Wacky beat goes on
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with the Creepy Coupe
coming up from the rear.
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Close behind, following the ghoulish duo
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is Penelope Pitstop, driving
her Compact Pussycat.
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[sizzling]
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[growls]
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Bam bam bam
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[dragon grunting]
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How dare you?
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[bawling]
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[male announcer] Wacky
Racers are rapidly racing on.
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With the Ant Hill Mob number 7
switching to machine gun power.
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rat tat tat tat
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And moving up to take second spot away
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from Professor Pat Pending.
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My bubble bath machine will
stop that Anthill Mob.
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glug glug
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[Professor Pat Pending]
And make them smell sweet, too.
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boom
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Quick, make with your hats, you mugs.
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Okay, yous guys.
Let's get back in that race.
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Is determined to win it.
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By hook or crook.
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These tacks should do the trick.
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[rattling]
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[Dastardly] I hope this
gag doesn't fall...
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...flat. Ha-ha-ha.
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blast
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Oh, fat sticks.
I got a flat tire.
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Now, I got a flat car.
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Peter, I declare I wish you
wouldn't just sit there
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blocking the road.
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Sorry about that, Penny.
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I'll have to shake some
life into my car.
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Swish
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My, that was clever of you'll, Peter.
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I know. Thank you, Penny.
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Now onto certain victory.
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♪♪
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Pop
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[male announcer] And another flat tire.
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But, here comes the instant repair kit.
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The Arkansas Chuggabug
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is also headed straight for those tacks.
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pop
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[Luke] Oh-oh, Blubber.
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Looks like we got a flat tire.
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Better see if you can fix her up.
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Pump her up good, Blubber.
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[comical music]
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Swoosh
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Anyways, I'm heading in
the right direction.
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[male announcer] There they
go, into the final lap.
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♪♪
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The Slag Brothers are holding
the lead but coming up fast
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is Professor Pat Pending
in his Convert-A-Car.
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And Rufus Ruff Cut in his Buzzwagon
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while up ahead
Dick is planning
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another of his
Dastardly deeds.
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Here they come, Muttley.
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Plant the dynamite.
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Swish swish
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[snickering]
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Now, Muttley!
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Bam
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What happened?
The dynamite didn't go off.
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Now, what went wrong?
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Kaboom
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[upbeat music]
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Drat!
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♪♪
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Advancing, coming through the
final miles of this race
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Dick Dastardly is driving like a demon
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trying to overtake the leaders.
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Muttley, it looks like
I'll have to switch on
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to police power to stop them.
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[mumbling]
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[Dastardly] Lucky,
I have my honorary downtown
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Burbank's Sheriff's badge.
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[siren wailing]
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[tires screeching]
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Did you hear that, sarge?
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Yeah, Meekly. That looks like
a court-marshal for us.
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It's the revenuers, Blubber.
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[mumbling]
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Oh, dear. I do hope the
traffic judge is friendly.
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Don't you worry none
Pretty Penny.
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My uncle's a notary public.
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I'm not gonna wait.
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I'm a flyer with friends in high places.
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Remember our alibi, yous mugs.
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We was at the movies when
the bank was robbed.
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I'll invent a good excuse,
like we're in a race.
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Here by George, we are in a race.
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Here comes the fuzz.
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Swoosh
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Ha-ha-ha.
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See you all in the finish line.
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Crash
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Drat!
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[male announcer] Here they come,
racing for the finish line
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in Ballpoint, Pennsylvania.
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[crowd cheering]
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And the winner is
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Penelope Pitstop in car number 5.
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Red Max in car number 4 is second.
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And the Ant Hill Mob in car
number 7 comes in third.
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Ho-ho, what a finish!
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♪♪
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And as for Dick Dastardly...
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You get 30 days for
littering the highway.
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Ten days for obstructing traffic.
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Drat! Double drat!
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[mumbling]
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[police officer] And 20 days
for arguing with an officer.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] ...ride like pickets on a fence
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as the Wacky Racers hurdle
toward their destination.
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And it's a...
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bam
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...Fast Track To Hackensack.
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But here comes the drag
of the drag strips
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Dick Dastardly.
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Oh, that ought to slow
things down considerably.
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Okay, okay. So, you're a
good judge of character.
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Big deal. Then stop
slowing the others down.
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Eh, Muttley? He-he-he.
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[mumbling]
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Swoosh
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swoosh
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boing
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[Dastardly laughing]
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Well, what you waiting for?
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The curtain to go up on the second act?
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[mumbling]
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Cheater!
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[both mumbling]
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Phony!
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Yes, and he's no gentleman either.
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Let's go, boys!
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♪♪
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[male announcer] And so, while
Dick Dastardly takes advantage
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of his ill-gotten lead
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a heated battle is going
on for second place
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between car number 1
The Slag Brothers
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and Penelope Pitstop in car number 5.
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Penelope pours on the power
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and gets in front of the Boulder Mobile.
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Oh, dear, my umbrella!
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[rock Slag] Aye! Who put out the lights?
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♪♪
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[rock Slag mumbling]
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[rock Slag] Dark.
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[gravel Slag mumbling]
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[gravel Slag] Can't see.'
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What the-yeah, what's the big idea
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of dropping in without an appointment?
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And when are you guys gonna shave?
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[male announcer] Professor
Pat Pending in the Convert-A-Car
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is having difficulties trying
to pass the Creepy Coupe.
265
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,476
Come on, fellas.
Move over.
266
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,398
I'll just have to lift myself over them.
267
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,567
[male announcer] He's converted the
The Convert-A-Car into a derrick.
268
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,820
And lifts himself off the road.
269
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,575
Hey, look.
He flew over us.
270
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,328
Well, two can play at that game.
271
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,164
[male announcer] The Creepy
Coupe shifts into dragon power.
272
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,750
[roaring]
273
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,838
Hey, come back!
274
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,173
You forgot something.
275
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,182
Thud
276
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,019
Oh pshaw.
277
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,897
I just had it washed and polished.
278
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,191
[male announcer] Meanwhile
Dick Dastardly in Double Zero
279
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,235
continues to lead the path.
280
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,862
[tires screeching]
281
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,614
What's this?
282
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,784
"Law N' Order. City limits.
283
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,121
Speed limit, 35 miles per hour."
284
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,748
Ha-ha-ha.
285
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:55,126
Come on Muttley, we're
gonna play a dirty trick.
286
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,294
[mumbling]
287
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,421
[snickering]
288
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,217
We'll change the three to an eight.
289
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,720
Making it 85 miles per hour.
290
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,599
And watch the Wacky Racers
fall into our trap.
291
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,893
Ha-ha-ha.
292
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,189
♪♪
293
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,982
"Speed limit 85 miles an hour."
294
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,153
Quit dragging your feet, Meekly.
Charge!
295
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,783
[country music]
296
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,788
Howdy, sheriff.
297
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,083
Nice peaceful little
town you've got here.
298
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,043
And we aims to keep it that way
299
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,171
so just watch your step, stranger.
300
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,464
Don't worry, sheriff.
301
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,342
I'm an honest law-abiding citizen.
302
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,428
It's that unruly mob
that's heading this way
303
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,847
you've got to be on the lookout for.
304
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,933
So long, sheriff.
305
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,061
♪♪
306
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,234
What was that? A tornado?
307
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,613
Tornado nothing.
308
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,574
That's a bunch of them city slickers.
309
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,203
Maybe a day or two in the town pokey
310
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,955
will slow 'em down a might.
311
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,706
[police siren]
312
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,376
Uh-oh, somebody's gonna get it.
313
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,712
Here comes the law, and boy, is he mad.
314
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,715
So glad we're as pure
as the driven snow.
315
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,344
Pull over, you speed demons
316
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,596
or I'll run you off the road.
317
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,683
- Eh, but, officer...
- Let me handle this boss.
318
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,145
I'll have him giving us the key
to this city before I'm through.
319
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,107
Uh, here, Sheriff. Have a cigar.
320
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,984
Now, what's the charge?
321
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,987
Well, the charge was speeding.
322
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,865
But, when you tried to
bribe me with a cigar
323
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,366
you really tore it.
324
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,412
Now, get in your car and
follow me to the town jail.
325
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,878
[male announcer] Meanwhile,
Dick Dastardly still holds the lead.
326
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,504
But Rufus Ruff Cut and
the Arkansas Chuggabug
327
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,131
are coming up fast.
328
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,510
Drat! Another one of your stupid
ideas that didn't work, Muttley.
329
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,596
Uh? My idea?
330
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723
Yes, your idea.
331
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,850
[muttering]
332
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,643
♪♪
333
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,854
[male announcer] Meanwhile, back
in the town of Law N' Order
334
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,274
the Ant Hill Mob are enjoying the
hospitality of the Sheriff.
335
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,776
Now look at the mess you've
got us into, Ding-A-Ling.
336
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,030
You know a thing like this
can give a guy a bad image.
337
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,490
Don't worry, boss.
338
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,492
I'll have us out of this cracker box
339
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,496
before you can say habeas corpus.
340
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,999
Watch it, yous guys.
You're wrinkling my lapels.
341
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,960
Won't be long now boss.
342
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,714
And we'll be as free as a
kite with a busted string.
343
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,093
Uh, leaving so soon?
344
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,679
Hey, what the--
345
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,683
Lucky for me you was here
346
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,728
or I might have hurt myself.
347
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,939
[male announcer] Back in the race
Dick Dastardly is still in the lead
348
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,773
and still trying to shake loose
349
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,859
from the Buzzwagon and
the Arkansas Chuggabug.
350
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,486
I'll get rid of them...
351
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,071
...with operation
Little Red Wagon.
352
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,782
Swoosh
353
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,912
[squeaking]
354
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,289
[muttering]
355
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,791
It's a bomb!
356
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,501
[tires screeching]
357
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,887
Nothing can catch us now, Muttley.
358
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,015
It's a clear track to Hackensack.
359
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,101
[squeaking]
360
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,561
Kaboom
361
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,021
[squeaking]
362
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,482
It's moments like this
that make me wonder
363
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,359
if cheating really pays.
364
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,153
[snickering]
365
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,571
[male announcer] Back in the jailhouse
366
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,448
Ding-A-Ling has another brilliant idea.
367
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,952
I'll just blow a hole in the
wall with this dynamite
368
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,744
and we'll scram out of here.
369
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,455
This better work,
Ding-A-Ling.
370
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,292
Kaboom
371
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,963
What in carnation, do you fellas
372
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,090
think you're doing to my jail?
373
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,550
Sorry, Sheriff.
374
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,553
We was just trying to get
back into the Wacky Race.
375
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,013
Did you say Wacky Race?
376
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,266
Yeah. And we'd probably be winning
377
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,227
if it wasn't for Ding-A-Ling
and his bright ideas.
378
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,688
Well, why didn't you say so.
379
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,566
The Wacky Races are my favorite sport.
380
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,236
Come on, fellas. You're
holding up the race.
381
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,989
[police siren]
382
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,327
[Ding-A-Ling] See, boss,
I told you I'd get us out of this mess.
383
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,287
[male announcer] With about ten
miles to go to the finish line
384
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,997
the Slag Brothers are now in the lead.
385
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,207
With the Creepy Coupe
running a close second.
386
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,377
But, here comes old bad news again.
387
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,920
Watch this, Muttley.
388
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,839
I'm going to get two birds
389
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,549
with one stone.
390
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,552
Boing
391
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,474
[muttering]
392
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,560
I wonder what's troubling them.
393
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,186
[tires screech]
394
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,313
Bam bam bam
395
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,814
[Dastardly laughing]
396
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,776
[Dastardly] So long, suckers!
397
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,986
- Huh?
- He tricked us.
398
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,863
[male announcer] And with
only a few miles to go
399
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,075
it looks as if Dick Dastardly
is going to win this race.
400
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,202
Yes! Ha-ha-ha!
401
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,955
I was almost beginning to think
that crime doesn't pay.
402
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,290
[police siren]
403
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,084
[male announcer] Wait a
minute, what's this?
404
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,294
It's the Ant Hill Mob passing everybody.
405
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,213
And with a police escort yet.
406
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,675
Curses!
We've got to get rid of them.
407
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,593
Scare them off, Muttley.
408
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,178
[mumbling]
409
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,513
Boom
410
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,599
Yikes!
411
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:48,270
Shooting firearms within city
limits is against the law!
412
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,563
Boom
413
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,192
Resisting arrest, are ya?
414
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,904
[clanging]
415
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,990
Hey! What's going on?
We're slowing up.
416
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,868
[male announcer] Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly sits
417
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,704
inches away from the finish line.
418
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,330
Number 7, the Ant Hill
Mob comes in first.
419
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:09,125
Number 1 the Slag Brothers are second.
420
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,335
And number 2 the Creepy
Coupe is third.
421
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,796
Ho-ho! What a race this has been!
422
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,840
Drat. Double drat
423
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,968
and triple drat.
424
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,555
Hope you like our little
town of Law N' Order.
425
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,808
Cause you're gonna be
there for quite a spell.
426
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,518
Law N' Order?
427
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,396
Yuck, I hate it already.
428
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,398
[snickering]
429
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,200
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
430
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,827
Each driver determined to win.
431
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,537
Maneuvering core position.
432
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,415
Looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
433
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,542
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
434
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,587
The Red Max in the Crimson Haybaler
435
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,005
makes his move.
436
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:02,261
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
437
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,767
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
438
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,227
Oh, it's gonna be a great race, folks.
439
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,480
Hey, wait a minute.
440
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,522
Stop!
441
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,065
bam
442
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,650
[clanking]
443
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778
This race starts next week.
444
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,279
Next week?
445
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,032
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
446
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,787
[Dastardly] Drat, drat and double drat.
447
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,040
[snickering]
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