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[theme music]
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[male narrator] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group of
daffy drivers to ever whirl
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their wheels in the Wacky Races.
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Competing for the title of the
World's Wackiest Racers.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First, is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Ant Hill
Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's the ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending in his
Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop.
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The glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off to a standing start.
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And why not, they've
be chained to a post
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by shifty Dick Dastardly.
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Who shifts in to the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way out Wacky races!
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[male announcer] Today, we find the Wacky
racers speeding through the mountains
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toward Jollywood, California.
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[bluegrass music]
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Dick Dastardly is trying
to catch Peter Perfect
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but the road is too narrow.
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Drat! Well, there's more
than one way to skin a cat.
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Boing boing
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I sure pulled one over on him.
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He he he.
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Crash
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[upbeat music]
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Thud
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Oh, no!
Not again!
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Crash
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Curses, every car in the
race has passed us.
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[male announcer] Not quite, Dick.
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You're still ahead of the
Army Surplus Special.
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Oh, goody.
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[male announcer] Oh, baddie, look.
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Faster Meekly, we gotta catch up.
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Boom.
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Curses, curses.
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[Muttley laughing]
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, speeding
along toward glamorous Jollywood
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the Wacky Racers are approaching
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the summit of Mt. Paper-walk.
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And hurrying along in front
is pretty Penelope's
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Compact Pussycat.
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Since we're heading for
little ol' Jollywood...
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...I better keep nice and trim
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just in case I run into one of
those little ol' talent scouts.
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[male announcer] Not far
behind the Creepy Coupe
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is using ghost power to
make the steep climb.
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The Slag brothers are
third, but it doesn't look
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as if the heavy Boulder
mobile is going to make it.
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[gibberish]
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Thwack
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[male announcer]] Way back in the pack but still in the race
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the Ant Hill Mob is running flat out.
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But pretty soon, they'll
be just running flat.
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He he ha ha
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[mumbling]
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[rumbling]
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Oh, boy!
Let's go watch this.
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[snickering]
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Ugh, hey, Clyde.
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There's something tailin'
us and it ain't no cop.
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[rumbling continues]
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Yipes.
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Quick use, mugs, make
with your ski poles.
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[rumbling continues]
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Drat! They got away.
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[rumbling continues]
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] As the Wacky
Racers roar along the treacherous cliff
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towards calamity corner,
the Buzzwagon is trying
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to pass the Convert-A-Car.
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Rufus Ruff Cut cut inside and
look out, the Buzzwagon
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chainsaw wheels are cutting
deep as he charges around
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calamity corner.
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plop
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[whirring]
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Whoosh
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Now, the racers are out of the mountains
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and streaking across the desert.
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[upbeat music]
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Penelope Pitstop is still out front
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and the Ant Hill Mob
is right behind her.
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In case I run into one of those
little ol' Jollywood agents
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I wanna have my little ol'
fingernails lookin' pretty.
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Voila.
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Now, let them dry in the wind.
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Look out, jingling, she's
gonna make a left turn.
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Crash
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Gee, sorry about that, Clyde.
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[male announcer] What was the Ant Hill
Mob has taken a turn for the worse.
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And speakin' of turns, ha ha.
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Dick Dastardly is turning
off for a shortcut.
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Why not, Boopsie, all's
fair in love and races.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Let's check our
scanner scope and see what's ahead?
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It looks like a Jollywood
movie studio is on location.
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They are uh, shooting
a King Arthur movie.
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[screeching]
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Here we are, Muttley.
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Fortunately for me they
are not shooting today.
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I've always wanted to be a director.
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So...
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...I'll start by directing the
Wacky Racers into trouble.
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He he ha ha
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[snickering]
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[screeching]
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[Red Max] Shortcut. Ah, good.
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Here comes the Crimson Haybaler.
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I'll tell you when and we'll
drop the iron gate on him.
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[snickering]
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That was a dirty trick to
escape my dirty trick.
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[snickering]
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You stop snickering.
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Crash
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Muttley, do something.
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[mumbling]
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Curses, here comes the Creepy Coupe.
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[crackling]
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[coughing]
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Thud
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[snickering]
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Is that all you can say?
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Ouch!
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[rattling]
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Here comes another car.
Raise the Drawbridge, Muttley.
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[creaking]
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Thud
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splash
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Okay, Muttley, lower the Drawbridge
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and let's get out of here.
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[male announcer] Professor
Pat Pending is changing
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into an underwater missile.
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whoosh
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thud
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Drat.
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[male announcer] Meanwhile Professor
Pat Pending coming in for a landing
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changes back into his Convert-A-Car.
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He made it.
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The Wacky Racers are heading
for the whole stretch now.
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And it looks like smooth sailing
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for the Slag Brothers
who are in the lead.
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Oh, yeah. That's what you think.
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See that steel cable
across the road, Boopsie.
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Well, it's not for decoration.
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Watch this dastardly
dirty work in action.
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snip
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[gibberish]
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Curses! Why didn't you put
that cable lower, dum-dum?
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Snip
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I can't believe it.
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They drove right through
the steel cable.
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Boing
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thud
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When we drive by, duck Meekley.
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Twang
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Curses.
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Twang
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thud
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Drat, drat, drat.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] As the Wacky
Racers bear down on the finish line
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in Jollywood, the Chugabug is
steaming along in the lead
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with the Creepy Coupe in second spot
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and the Red Max running third.
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While a way, way, way back
we find everybody's friend
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ha ha, Dick Dastardly.
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We're last again, Muttley.
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This calls for some
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some drastically dirty
trick like rocket power!
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Whoosh
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[male announcer] At the back
of the pack, the Mean Machine
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is passing cars like crazy.
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And Dick Dastardly rockets
in to fifth place.
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But it looks like he's losing control.
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[screeching]
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Boing
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Oh, what a cracker!
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All the drivers were
thrown from their cars...
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...and they are landing safely
but in the wrong vehicles.
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He he ha ha
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We're out in front and
there's the finish line.
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[male announcer] Uh, Dick, if you cross
the finish line in the wrong car
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you'll be disqualified.
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I will?
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[screeching]
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[crashing]
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[male announcer] Here we go again, folks.
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thud
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The Wacky Racers are
back in their own cars.
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But no one's crossed
the finish line yet.
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Here comes Surplus special
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sizzling along with no room to pass.
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[screeching]
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And smacks right into Dick Dastardly
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who hits the Buzzwagon
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which slams the Crimson Haybaler
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who slams into the Creepy Coupe
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which pushes the Chugabug
across the finish line first.
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Number two the Creepy Coupe is second.
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And number four the
Crimson Haybaler is third.
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Oh, boy, what a smashing finish.
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Some of these cars are a
real mess after this race.
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Tough luck, Muttley.
Uh, where is your uh, master?
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Double drat!
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[snickering]
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[bluegrass music]
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[male announcer] Roaring down
the highway, the Wacky Racers
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relentlessly roll along to
the finish line at Raleigh.
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Led by that rowdy in the race tracks
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dirty Dick Dastardly.
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Yes.
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And by hook and crook
I intend to stay
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in first place and win this.
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Whoosh
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[Dastardly] Race rally to Raleigh.
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[laughs]
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♪♪
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[male announcer] Well, it looks like
Dastardly is determined to win
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so we can expect some foul play.
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Right, and for my first dirty trick
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I shall make an entire
race car disappear.
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Use the bazooka, Muttley.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Boom
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Yikes.
Counter attack, take cover.
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Boing
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Darnation, what's that a comin'?
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[blabbering]
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Stop blabbering, Blubber,
and do something.
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We must be surrounded.
Take cover!
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Oh.
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[whimpering]
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Uh?
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[whimpering]
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Oh, no!
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Boom
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thud
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A hitchhiker, huh?
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Get off my bus, wise guy.
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boing
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[snickering]
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[Dastardly] You think that's
funny, eh? Watch this.
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clang clang
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer] Rest of the racers
are lead by Red Max, but Professor
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00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,576
Pat Pending and the Slag
Brothers are close behind.
263
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,162
Oh, look's like trouble lies ahead.
264
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:09,914
thud
265
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,375
[rattling]
266
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,501
Crash
267
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,256
[mooing]
268
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,385
[male announcer] Having recovered
from his temporary set back
269
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,054
Dick Dastardly resumes the
lead setting a torrid pace.
270
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,850
[screeching]
271
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,727
[Dastardly] "'McDonald's farm, Keep out."'
272
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,772
What say we give those city slickeraters
273
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,607
a taste of farm life, Muttley?
274
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
275
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,446
[snickering]
276
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:49,037
Nothing like a little floor wax
to straighten out the curves.
277
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,539
[male announcer] That's a slippery trick Dick.
278
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,208
Yeah, ha ha ha, isn't it?
279
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,420
[male announcer] And here come the racers
headed for the curve in the road.
280
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,838
crash
281
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,466
tires screeching
282
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,678
Rufus Ruff Cut is out of
control and heading straight
283
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,054
for a watermelon patch.
284
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,184
Number seven, The Ant Hill
Mob is heading for a barn.
285
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,811
crash
286
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,731
crash
287
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,232
[galloping]
288
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,403
Hey, somebody stop this
mule, I wanna get off.
289
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,573
Screeching
290
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,745
[upbeat music]
291
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,838
[male announcer] And it looks
like The Ant Hill Mob
292
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,174
are temporarily all tied up.
293
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,224
[male announcer] Skidding out
of control, Penelope Pitstop
294
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,059
is heading straight for a haystack.
295
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,354
The Surplus six is approaching
from the opposite direction.
296
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,939
Oh, I can't look.
297
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,693
How in the seven hell do you
stop this perfume jewel box?
298
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,570
Ugh, maybe this button here.
299
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,198
Boing
300
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,659
pow pow pow
301
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,785
Ugh!
302
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,871
I'll try this one.
303
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,791
Boing
304
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,961
Phooey, phooey, phooey.
305
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,507
Yoo-hoo, Private, how do you
stop this lil' old thing?
306
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,675
Well, I can't.
307
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,886
What's this little old gadget here?
308
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,180
Oh, no! Don't touch that!
309
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,766
[gun firing]
310
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,645
[bluegrass music]
311
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,189
[clucking]
312
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,819
[male announcer] The Creepy Coupe,
out of control careens crazily
313
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,946
toward the crab apple orchard.
314
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,239
crash
315
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,532
thud
316
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,577
[clucking]
317
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,917
Snort snort
318
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,089
[chirping]
319
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,925
[groaning]
320
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,428
[whimpering]
321
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,514
[laughing]
322
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,726
Let's go Muttley, I think
we've stopped them now.
323
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,895
[snickering]
324
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:21,898
Boing
325
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,403
Hey, come back here, you're
going the wrong way.
326
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,572
[mooing]
327
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,449
Yi-yikes!
328
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,705
Help! Mad bull, help! Help!
329
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,373
Boing
330
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,085
splash
331
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,214
[snickering]
332
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,925
Splash
333
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,177
[mumbling]
334
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,098
[male announcer] 'It's uh, difficult
to say who's leading at this point
335
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,684
'of the race, there seems
to be some confusion
336
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,936
as to the right direction.
337
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,395
Red Max in car number four
338
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,606
is running a close second
to a herd of sheep.
339
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,651
[bleating]
340
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,530
[upbeat music]
341
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,617
[bleating continues]
342
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,494
[male announcer] And roaring
through the onion patches
343
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:20,122
number nine Peter Perfect
followed by Penelope Pitstop.
344
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,458
Ugh! Onions.
345
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,714
[male announcer] To make matters worse,
Dick Dastardly
346
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,634
is up to another of his Dastardly deeds.
347
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,428
Hurry, Muttley, hurry.
Here they come.
348
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,559
[grunting]
349
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,645
[upbeat music]
350
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:51,737
Curses. Why didn't the tank
fall? Why didn't it fall?
351
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,615
[indistinct murmuring]
352
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,246
Oh, no!
353
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,584
Splat
354
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,421
[spluttering]
355
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,215
[snickering]
356
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,633
Splash
357
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,348
[mumbling]
358
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,977
[male announcer] Finally, finding
their way out of the farm
359
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,271
the Wacky Racers are back
on the right track.
360
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,315
Professor Pat Pending in
Car number three moves up
361
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,858
to challenge
The Creepy Coupe
362
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,986
The Professor shifts
into extendo power...
363
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,740
...and finds himself in first place.
364
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,576
But not for long, as the
Army Surplus Special
365
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,952
blasts his way past them.
366
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,538
boom
367
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,835
Here comes
The Arkansas Chugabug roaring
368
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,212
past everybody and no wonder.
369
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,549
That's some of grandma's
furnish remover Blubber
370
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,551
is putting in the boiler.
371
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,345
kaboom
372
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,181
Darnation, Blubber.
373
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,768
I told you not to use too
much of that potent stuff.
374
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,978
[blabbering]
375
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,980
Swoosh
376
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,523
[male announcer] And now it's
Dick Dastardly in the lead.
377
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,362
Next time take the bus and
leave the racing to us.
378
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,196
[laughing]
379
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,491
[male announcer] And as the racers
near the finish line in Raleigh
380
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,868
it looks like the mean
machine all the way.
381
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,037
But... hold everything.
382
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,498
The Anthill mob pours on the power.
383
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,249
Getaway power that is.
384
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,169
Okay, you schmucks, make with the feet.'
385
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,714
[upbeat music]
386
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:39,261
Curses, this calls for
my mock stopper trick.
387
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,140
P-taff
388
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,767
swoosh
389
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,060
Hey, look boss.
390
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,980
We're being victimized by
an unscrupulous character.
391
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,317
Okay, you guys, show him
the error of his way.
392
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,486
Alright, boss.
393
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,321
Boing
394
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,323
swoosh
395
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,578
kaboom
396
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,083
thud
397
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,753
[male announcer] Oops, Dick
Dastardly just dropped out of the race.
398
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,965
And the winner is... number
seven, The Anthill Mob.
399
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,884
Number one, The Slag
Brothers are second.
400
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,387
And number nine,
Peter Perfect finished 3rd.
401
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,681
Oh, what a race this has been.
402
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,270
Oh, who wanted to win
this old race anyway.
403
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,732
I did!
I wanted to win this race!
404
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,025
I never get to win a race!
405
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,653
[bawling]
406
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,323
[snickering]
407
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,417
[male announcer] And they're off
again. The Wacky Race goes on and on.
408
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,211
Each driver determines who wins.
409
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,796
Maneuvering core positions
410
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,715
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
411
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,052
The Anthill Mob uses getaway power.
412
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,263
Red Max in the Crimson
Haybaler makes his move.
413
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,311
The Arkansas Chugabug uses jet power.
414
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:17,067
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
415
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,695
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
416
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,655
Hey, wait a minute.
417
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,698
Stop!
418
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,284
crash
419
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,078
This race starts next week.
420
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:32,208
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
421
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,542
Thud
422
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,087
Drat! Drat! And double drat!
423
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,590
[snickering]
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