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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races...
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...competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there is ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh! And here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop.
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The glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chugabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off!
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To a standing start, and why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way-out Wacky Races!
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[bluegrass music]
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[male announcer] Yes, fans
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it's the Dopey Dakota Derby.
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And as the racers roar
out of Cactus City
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to Gopher Gulch in the Badlands
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it's the Chugabuggy
bouncing into first place.
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The Mean Machine is second.
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But not for long.
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He-he ha-ha-ha!
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Throw, Muttley.
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[male announcer] Now the
two cars are tied.
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[rattling]
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Splat
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whop whop whop
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zap
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swish swish swish
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[bluegrass music]
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[male announcer] The Wacky
Racers are off to a good start, folks.
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Uh, all except Dick Dastardly
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who seems to be tied up at the moment.
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Drat!
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[male announcer] As the cars
sneak through the Badlands
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that are crawling with bandits...
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...it's Red Max hopping
into first place.
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Oh-oh, look out for that peak, Max.
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Peak?
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Rat-a-tat-tat
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[Max] What peak?
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Thud
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[male announcer] That peak.
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In second place, it's
the Boulder Mobile...
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thud
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...dropping into its own style
of rock and roll driving.
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The Surplus 6 is heading straight
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for those huge boulders.
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Sergeant Blast must have
rocks in his head.
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Keep going, Private Meekly.
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Boom
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kaboom
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Got rocks in my head, eh?
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Thud
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boing
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, after
a very tying experience...
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swish swish
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...Dick Dastardly is starting to unwind.
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And there he goes.
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thud
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crash
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It suddenly hit me.
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[male announcer] Ha ha, the tree?
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No, a good bad idea.
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Since this is the
bandit-infested Badlands
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a bandit would scare the
Wacky Racers away.
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Quick, Muttley.
My dirty disguise kit.
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[snickering]
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There. With our disguises,
no one will recognize us.
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[snickering]
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We'll head them off at the pass.
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Hi-ho, Mean Machine. Away!
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P-taff
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[male announcer] The number 10,
Buzzwagon, driven by Rufus Ruff Cut
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has run into a dead end canyon.
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There is no way through.
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How about that tunnel?
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[male announcer] W-what tunnel?
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This tunnel.
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[whirring]
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Rumble
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splash
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[male announcer] He made it! Can
nothing stop you, Rufus Ruff Cut?
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Just my brakes.
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Yuk yuk yuk!
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[male announcer] Well, huh,
yuk, anyway There he goes.
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Up, up and away!
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p-taff
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Oh, no! Some of the other Wacky Racers
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are following in Ruff Cut's tracks...
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...straight down.
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Oh, I can't look.
Th-there goes another.
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thud
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Thank y'all for the lift, Gruesomes.
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You're welcome.
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[male announcer] They made it.
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Now the Compact Pussycat
is ahead by a neck.
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As the Wacky Racers near Bad Rock Canyon
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Red Max overtakes the Convert-A-Car...
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...which makes Professor
Pat Pending mad... hopping mad.
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boing
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And he springs ahead
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just as they enter
Bad Rock Canyon Pass.
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Here we are at the other end of the pass
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but where are the racers?
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What could be holding them up?
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It's not what's holding
them up, it's who.
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[tires screeching]
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Well, who are you?
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Just look around, ma'am.
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Oh, my!
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[Penelope] It's Deadweed Dick, the
baddest bandit in the Badlands.
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Pleased to meet you, sir.
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[Dastardly] You won't be.
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Okay, Wacky Racers, since
you won't turn around
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you're going to see what my guns can do.
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[drumroll]
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Oops!
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Boing
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[snickering]
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Boing
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[gunshot]
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Rumble
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pew
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Huh? Hey...
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That boulder was meant for me.
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It was? Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
Here, you can have it.
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Thud
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[snickering]
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[bluegrass music]
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Maybe we ought to turn back, sarge.
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I've never seen a tree that
could make me back away.
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Fire!
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Boom
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boing
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You've seen one now.
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Plop
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[crashing]
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[male announcer] According to
our radarscope, Sergeant Blast
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has helped Dick Dastardly
pile up a big lead.
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Now's our chance, Muttley.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Just don't stretch
your luck, Dick Dastardly.
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He-he-he ha-ha-ha!
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This'll be a snap.
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Whoosh
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[male announcer] And there he goes,
folks, passing the other cars
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like they were sitting still.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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Crash
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crack
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Double drat.
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[snickering]
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Boing
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[mumbling]
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Cheer up, Muttley.
I've got a good bad plan.
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[Rufus] Danger, beware.
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[Peter] Deadweed Dick's
territory. Go back or else.'
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Why, that is downright unfriendly.
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Don't fret none. Deadweed's
probably nowhere near.
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He-he-he ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, yeah? Now get.
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[gunshot]
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Zing
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boing
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Out of the way.
I'm coming through.
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I'll fix your wagon.
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[gunshot]
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[hissing]
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Yeow!
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Never seen a body so steamed up.
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Hee-hee-hee!
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That did it. if you want to get
past me, you'll have to draw.
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Mmm. Peachy!
I just love to draw.
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- You-you, you do?
- Sure enough.
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I'm the fastest drawer in the West.
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There.
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[Dastardly] Egads, I'm beautiful.
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What eyes! What a chin!
What a profile!
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[mumbling]
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Yeow! What do you want?
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[snickering]
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[upbeat music]
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[Dastardly] They're getting away.
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What a joke!
Tricked by my own good looks.
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[snickering]
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Now what do you want,
you miserable mutt?
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"Short cut to Gopher Gulch."
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You're a nice miserable mutt.
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You drive, Muttley.
I'll ride shotgun.
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Yahoo!
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[male announcer] The Wacky
Racers are nearing
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the end of the race to Gopher Gulch.
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At the finish line where
the crowd is tense
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Sheriff Sam, the official judge
is watching for the winner.
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They're coming, folks.
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I see The Anthill Mob,
and the double zero
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ridden by...
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...Deadweed Dick?
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The baddest bandit in the Badlands.
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[male announcer] Here they
come, folks, neck and neck...
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...heading for the finish line...
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twang
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...and the Anthill Mob,
number 7, is the winner...
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...with Professor Pat
Pending, number 3, second
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and the Crimson Haybailer,
number 4, third.
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[bluegrass music]
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What's the idea, Sheriff?
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Can't you see I'm Dastardly?
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Yup, you sure are dastardly,
Deadweed Dick.
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But your dastardly doings are done.
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It's the Gopher Gulch hoosegow for you.
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Drat!
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[laughing]
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Splash
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[mumbling]
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[bluegrass music]
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[male announcer] Through the valley and over
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the dale, the Wacky
Racers hit the trail.
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To far off Wott-Will Delaware.
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And it's Dick Dastardly who leads.
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Followed by Red Max leading fast.
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And it looks like he's going
to pass you, Dick Dastardly.
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Not if I smoke him out
of this Wacky Race.
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Pow
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Oh, no, you don't,
Dick Dastardly.
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Whirring
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[Dastardly] Drat you, Red Max.
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[upbeat music]
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Crash
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[male announcer] Well, you can't
win them all, hey, Dastardly?
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This one I'm going to win or
my name isn't Dick Dastardly.
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[male announcer] And away
go the Wacky Racers
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with Red Max in the lead
taking to the air.
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And here comes that hairy
racer, the Creepy Coupe...
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...shifting to dragon wing power.
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A desperate dog fight follows.
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♪♪
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I will give him a pepper
shot and sneeze him out.
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Ha ha ha!
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Rat-a-tat-tat
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Aachoo-o-o!
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[coughing]
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♪♪
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[male announcer] Now taking the
lead is Penelope Pitstop.
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Uh, washing your car?
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Neatness counts.
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Hi there, pretty Penny.
Putting out a fire?
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No, Peter, just washing my car.
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[Penelope] Ah, sorry about that, Peter.
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[male announcer] Oh, what a
gravel-grinding Wacky Race this is.
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- But where's Dick Dastardly?
- Right here.
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00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,718
And what I have planned should
top those Wacky Racers.
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My giant top, that is.
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Here they come.
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And watch them go for a little spin!
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Ha ha ha!
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[rumbling]
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Drat! The top went down!
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The cars are getting through.
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Now, where did that top go to?
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[rumbling continues]
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[whirring]
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Help, Muttley!
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Stop me! Stop me!
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] And wacky beat goes on
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as into the Valley of Speed
drive the Wacky Racers.
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00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,723
Oh, it looks like the
leader, the Surplus 6
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is having some engine trouble.
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00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,852
Meekley, why are you stopping?
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00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,439
It's not me, sarge, it's the engine.
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00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,400
Oh, great, here comes
The Anthill Mob
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and we're in their way.
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crash
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Meekley, what are you doing over there?
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I'm not over there,
I'm over here.
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00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,454
What are you doing over there?
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00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,249
You get over here, Meekley.
That's an order.
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Bang
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thud
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[gibberish]
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00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,053
You smart guy!
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00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,137
Thud
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00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,265
plop
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00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,519
Holy Goldilocks! A bear.
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Meekley, catch me.
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00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,440
Thud
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00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,737
I got you, sarge.
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Thanks a lot.
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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,533
[male announcer] The race
continues on its way
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as Rufus Ruff Cut makes his play.
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Hey, Professor, out of my way!
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I'm coming through.
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- Be my guest.
- Gee, thanks.
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Move over, Slags.
I'm coming through!
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[gibberish]
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Fat chance.
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[male announcer] The Slag
Brothers have now moved
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into second and third positions.
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bang
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00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:45,153
Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly is
up to his usual no good...
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...but, well, let him tell it.
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This is a cake icing gadget.
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With it I slicked the road with icing...
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...which will cause the Wacky Racers
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to skid into the bakery
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where I will have a sweet
surprise for them.
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00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:02,837
He-he-he ha-ha-ha!
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00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,130
[snickering]
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00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,048
Splat
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00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,758
[mumbling]
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[male announcer] Penelope
Pitstop has now taken the lead...
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...closely followed by Peter Perfect
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in his Turbo Terrific.
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00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,729
[upbeat music]
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00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:32,450
Muttley, wouldn't a beautiful
wedding cake be appropriate?
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00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,743
Yeah-yeah-yeah.
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00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,161
[snickering]
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First, we start the conveyor belt.
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Next, the dough must
be thoroughly mixed.
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[whirring]
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[Penelope] I just adore
the roller coaster.
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[Peter] They are fun.
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Splash
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splash
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00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,641
[whirring continues]
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Voila.
My masterpiece.
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A life-size wedding cake.
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00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:08,152
You make a lovely bride, pretty Penny.
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00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,029
Yes, I know.
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Muttley you may open the refrigerator.
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Oh, goodie-goodie-goodie.
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[Dastardly] No, Muttley, no.
That's the wrong lever.
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You put everything in reverse!
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00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,509
Woop
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00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,137
Woop
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Thanks for almost being
my bride, pretty Penny.
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00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,771
[Penelope] Better luck next time, Peter.
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00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,233
Drat you, Muttley.
They got back into the race.
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00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,236
You dum-dum.
It's the other lever.
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00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,115
No, Muttley! Not now!
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Splash
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00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,455
[whirring]
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00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:08,170
Muttley, get me out of this cream puff!
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00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,256
[snickering]
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00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,465
Splat
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00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,802
[mumbling]
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[bluegrass music]
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[male announcer] Hear those
motors. What a din!
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00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,022
The Anthill Mob is out to win.
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00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,775
We're gonna win this Wacky Race,
youse shmucks, or else...
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00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,030
No one's gonna win.
Look, the bridge is out.
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Screech
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00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,034
thud
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00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,578
How will we ever get out of here?
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Screech
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00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,792
I'll get you out, fellers.
Sit tight.
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00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,795
What do you think you're doing?
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[rumbling]
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[male announcer] And the
wacky beat goes on and on
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as Professor Pat Pending
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switching to plane
power, passes the pack.
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00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,809
But what's this?
382
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,978
Dick Dastardly is waiting in ambush.
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00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:10,816
Yes. I'm going to start an
avalanche and block the pass.
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00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,734
[snickering]
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00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,655
Creak
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00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,490
crash
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00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,159
[Dastardly] That should
stop those Wacky Racers.
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00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,204
Uh-oh, looks like a landslide up ahead.
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00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,330
Screech
390
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:29,292
My instant tunnel-maker will
take care of this situation.
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00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,671
Zap
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00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,423
[upbeat music]
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[male announcer] It, uh,
looks as if Dick Dastardly
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can't decide which road to take.
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00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,768
Quick, Muttley, which is the
road to the finish line?
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Left-left-left.
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00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,438
Right-right-right.
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00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,775
Crash
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00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,278
Drat! I'm stuck in the mud.
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00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,823
[water burbling]
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00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,868
[male announcer] And here
they come to the finish line
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00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,412
in Wott-Will Delaware.
403
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,289
And the winner is number
8, the Chugabug!
404
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,750
With second place going to
number 10, the Buzzwagon.
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00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,545
And in third spot it's number
3, the Convert-A-Car.
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00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,381
And in last place our perennial loser
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00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,090
Dick Dastardly. Ha!
408
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,300
What happened, Dick?
409
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,219
We got lost.
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00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,679
[male announcer] With a
combination bloodhound
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00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,013
pointer and hunting dog?
412
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,640
H-how could you get lost?
413
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,100
[Dastardly] Ask him.
414
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,145
[snickering]
415
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,730
[water burbling]
416
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:37,278
[male announcer] And they're off
again! The Wacky Race goes on and on.
417
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,614
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position...
418
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,492
...looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
419
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:48,455
The Anthill Mob uses getaway power.
420
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,207
Red Max of the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
421
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,542
crash
422
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,045
The Arkansas Chugabug uses
423
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,297
jet power...
424
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,215
...and the Creepy Coupe
425
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,136
pours it on with dragon power.
426
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,137
Oh, it's going to be
427
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,472
a great race, folks.
428
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,599
Hey, wait a minute.
429
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,725
Stop!
430
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,351
[crashing]
431
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,855
This race starts next week.
432
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:17,067
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
433
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,569
Thud
434
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,196
[Dastardly] Drat! Drat!
435
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,364
And double drat!
436
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,074
[snickering]
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