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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are.
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races.
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Competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind, is the Ant Hill Mob
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in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's the ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamor gal of the gas pedal.
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Next we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with The Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the
Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badder
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now, they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off...
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...to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly...
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...who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way-out Wacky Races!
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Clear the roads, step aside
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and let those
Wacky Racers ride.
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Uh, what's up this trip, Dastardly?
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I'm going to give the
Ant Hill Mob a little lift.
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Thud thud thud
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It looks like a rocky road to the finish
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at Eeeny miny Missouri.
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thud
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♪♪
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The Ant Hill Mob starts out with a bang.
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bang bang bang
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Uh, four, to be exact.
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Okay, yous mugs, wake up.
It's time to re-tire.
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[male announcer] The Surplus Special
surges ahead with a rocket burst.
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swoosh swoosh swoosh
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The blast bothers the
Gruesome Twosome.
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[choking]
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They meet the challenge
with giant spider power.
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And quicker than you can say Miss Muffet
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the spider goes for a spin.
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And the Surplus Special is
hung up in a web of trouble
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as the Creepy Coupe whizzes by.
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Penelope Pitstop is picking up the pace.
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Uh-oh. The Compact Pussycat's
engine is startin' to smoke.
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- Too bad.
- Oh, dear me!
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Hi there, Penny.
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Don't worry, the perfect
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mechanic is here to help you.
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[coughing]
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Crash
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Oh, fiddle sticks!
This will delay me a little.
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I better give it a little air.
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Well, it's a little overdone.
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[male announcer] How about
that? A rotisserie.
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In the meeny meantime, after
taking an illegal shortcut
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Dick Dastardly, the meany
of the motor world
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plans a dastardly deed to win the race.
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But how?
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Come on, and I'll show you.
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This rotary road crusher
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will rip up the highway...
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...and make it impassable
for the Wacky Racers.
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Hey, Muttley!
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Don't just stand there like a dummy.
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Give me a hand.
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[clapping]
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[laughing]
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Boing
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[muttering]
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[male announcer] And the
wacky beat goes on
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as the Wacky Racers go up
dangerous Break Neck Hill.
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But it doesn't look like
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the Arkansas Chuggabug's gonna make it.
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Blubber, you better chuck
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some stuff overboard
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and lighten the load.
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Bang bang
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crash
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consarn it, Blubber, not me!
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[banging]
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Crash
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[mumbling]
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Thud
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Well, Blubber. Can't you
even say "welcome back"?
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[male announcer] The Slag brothers,
switching to double club power
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are closing fast.
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Sawtooth, I think we better do something
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about their club power.
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Thud thud thud
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[whirring]
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[shouting indistinctly]
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, back in
the Dastardly deeds department...
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[tires screeching]
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Muttley, we are in villainous luck.
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Look. An aquarium.
And the sign says...
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"Opening soon.
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Tremendo, world's largest whale."
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Wow! He's a big one!
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Big enough to hold all the Wacky Racers
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plus their cars.
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[laughing] Eh, Muttley?
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] And here they come.
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♪♪
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[beeping]
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Rufus Ruff Cut tries to stay ahead of
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Professor Pat Pending, who
quick draws his rust gun.
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And the Buzzwagon comes to a rusty halt.
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But before the Professor can pull ahead
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Rufus whips out his super anti-rust oil.
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plop plop
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And he's off, with the
Professor hot on his wheels.
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whir
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splash
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[male announcer] Converting to surfboard power
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Pat Pending is back in the race.
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Meanwhile, things are beginning to boom
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in the villainy department.
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Operation Whale first
calls for a land slide.
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Boom
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[Dastardly] Beautiful! Ha ha!
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Right across the highway.
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Now, the sign, Muttley.
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[laughing]
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It says "Danger. Landslide.
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Take route 66."
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But what it doesn't
say, is that Route 66
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leads straight through the aquarium
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into Tremendo's tummy.
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[laughing]
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Open up, Tremendo.
Dinner time.
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[laughing]
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[Meekley] Hey, Sarge,
landslide up ahead.
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Well, take Route 66.
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[engine revving]
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It's a landslide, Blubber.
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[blabbering]
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[speaking indistinctly]
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Landslide.
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♪♪
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[thuds]
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[engine revving]
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Ah-choo!
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[male announcer] The Slag
brothers, the Chuggabug
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and the Surplus Six are
back in the race.
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Oh, wow, what a whale of a race this is!
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Drat them!
To the car, Muttley. Quick.
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[wind gushing]
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[rumbling]
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Muttley!
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Do something! Anything!
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♪♪
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[laughing]
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Splash
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[muttering]
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[male announcer] And the wacky
beat goes on and on...
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...with the Red Max rapidly
closing in on Dick Dastardly.
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Muttley, give him the old
fishhook-in-the-prop trick.
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[laughing]
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Boom
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whir
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♪♪
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Swoosh
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[male announcer] And it's the
Wacky Racers coming up fast.
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Number three,
Professor Pat Pending
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is now leading the pack
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with the Ant Hill Mob,
Creepy Coupe...
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...and Penelope Pitstop in hot pursuit.
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Dick Dastardly in car double zero
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is nowhere in sight.
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Oh, there he is!
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Dick, why is Muttley
dangling from that rope?
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He's got a load of giant firecrackers
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which he'll place in the
path of the Wacky Racers.
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[laughing]
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Oh, what a 4th July they'll have!
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[laughing]
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Let's get out of here, Muttley.
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♪♪
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Boom
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] Professor
Pat Pending heading straight
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for the giant firecrackers
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thinks fast and shifts to scissor power.
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snip snip snip
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And snips Dastardly's scheme in the bud.
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Coming down to the home stretch
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the Ant Hill Mob shift
to pogo stick power
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Red Max uses extra propeller power
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Peter Perfect pours it on
with multiple wheel power
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and Penelope Pitstop makes her
pitch with lace-sail power.
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And here they come
towards the finish line
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in Eeny miny Missouri.
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[engine revving]
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The winner is... number three,
Professor Pat Pending.
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In second place
The Ant Hill Mob
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and in third place,
it's Penelope Pitstop.
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But what about
Dick Dastardly?
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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
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No, it's Dick Dastardly!
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[laughing]
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Oh, shut up, Muttley!
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Today's Wacky
Race runs from Sappysota Springs
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to Squishy Squash City.
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And the Wacky Racers are
now cruising across
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Crock-Creek Causeway.
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"Cause the creek is full of crocks.'
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Uh, crocodiles that is.
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screech
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Stop! Go no further.
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Why? Is the swamp dangerous?
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Yes. But you may proceed
at your own risk.
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Ten cents, please.
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♪♪
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Our cheating way is cheaper and faster.
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[laughing]
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Boom
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[Muttley muttering]
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Curses! Drat!
Phooey on my luck!
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And help!
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[theme music]
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[male announcer] Back to the Wacky Races.
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Rufus Ruff Cut, number ten,
whips into second place.
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But the Ant Hill Mob
refuses to pay a dime
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and get their fare cut in half.
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- In fifth position is--
- 'Peter Perfect!
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[tires screeching]
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Give us a hand, will you, buddy?
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A hand?
Of course.
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Here we go. Hang on.
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Good luck, Dastardly.
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May the best man triumph.
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bang bang bang
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[male announcer] And
Dick Dastardly moves ahead
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and right into...
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crash
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First place.
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[rumbling]
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Uh-oh!
Here they come.
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Start the engines, Muttley.
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whoosh
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No, no, you dumbbell!
Put her into reverse.
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whoosh
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[upbeat music]
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, the Creepy
Coupe follows a straight narrow path
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across Yawky Lagoon.
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Buzzwagon is rolling into seventh place
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with the Ant Hill Mob
strong arming their way
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into the eighth spot.
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00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,764
Drat! It's those Wacky Racers
265
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,351
who force me to be a bad guy.
266
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,146
Just look at what they're making me do.
267
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,065
Use this squadron of remote-controlled
268
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,192
mechanical mosquitoes.
269
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,071
I don't want to do it.
Honestly.
270
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,823
But... Ha ha ha.
271
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,327
Go, get 'em, you mindless meanies.
272
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,369
Beep beep beep
273
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,828
[buzzing]
274
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,458
[blabbering]
275
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,377
Bzzz
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00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,087
boom
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00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,801
[male announcer] And the
Chuggabug runs out of steam.
278
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,386
crash
279
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,679
[male announcer] Watch it, Red Max!
280
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:10,516
Those mosquitoes are on your tail.
281
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,684
swoosh
282
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,815
What tail?
283
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,233
Crash
284
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,362
[male announcer] And number four is shot down.
285
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,656
Hold it. Gee!
Where did you get it fixed?
286
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,492
At a retail store.
287
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,994
You get it? Re-tail.
288
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,580
[laughing]
289
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,124
[male announcer] The Gravel brothers
have their own insect repellant.
290
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,211
knock knock knock
291
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,674
Well, I'll be dangled!
Mosquitoes are coming.
292
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,010
I'll use fly-swatter power.
293
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,556
Bzzz
294
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,392
boing boing boing
295
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,769
[engine revving]
296
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,735
Ye-ouch!
297
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,949
Ouch! Ouch!
298
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,620
Keep running, Muttley.
We're still in first place.
299
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,123
Ooh! Ouch! Eee!
300
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,417
Ooh! Ouch! Eee!
301
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,841
[country music]
302
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,592
[male announcer] At the halfway
mark, it's anybody's race.
303
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,052
But Dick Dasterdly's still out in front
304
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,346
by half the length of
an alligator's tail.
305
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,601
[tires screeching]
306
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,855
"Danger.
Alligator country."
307
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,231
[blabbering]
308
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,027
[screams]
309
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,322
[Luke] Faster, Blubber, faster!
310
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,616
[laughing]
311
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,702
This outfit would even fool
312
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,288
a real alligator.
313
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,622
[laughing]
314
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,751
[tires screeching]
315
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:01,752
Go back.
316
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,464
I am an alligator.
317
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,466
[Penelope] I do declare!
318
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,721
I am mean and strong.
319
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,015
Specially strong.
320
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,975
I can smell that.
321
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,436
Pew!
322
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,687
One little old spritz
323
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,523
of Irresistible will fix that.
324
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,358
[sprays]
325
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,110
[coughing]
326
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,573
[Peter] Fear not, Miss Penelope.
327
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,992
I'll take care of that swamp creature.
328
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,871
Swish
329
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,960
whir whir whir
330
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,091
Come down, you coward, and
fight like an alligator.
331
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,012
[Penelope] My, you're heroic!
332
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,764
Not only that, but champion
333
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,933
alligator wrestler of Alaska.
334
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,477
Peter, you're a regular gas.
335
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,563
[Peter] I must be regular.
I'm certainly not ethyl.
336
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,773
[Penelope giggles]
337
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,695
[coughing]
338
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,113
Drat!
339
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,492
Drat!
340
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,910
[male announcer] And all the Wacky Racers
341
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,869
are out ahead of dirty Dick Dastardly.
342
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,626
We're cooked, Muttley.
Finished!
343
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,796
Unless we can find a shortcut.
344
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,215
♪♪
345
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,926
A girl alligator?
346
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,263
It's the perfume.
347
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,848
She finds me irresistible.
348
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,061
[grunts]
349
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:46,357
[male announcer] In people talk, that
means "I know a shortcut, cutie.
350
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,650
Follow me."
351
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,443
Let's go!
352
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,696
[engine revving]
353
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,155
[male announcer] Back to the Wacky Racers
354
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,407
as they approach the Bottomless Bogs.
355
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,119
Now, how will they get across?
356
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,957
Red Max wings it, towing
the Ant Hill surfers
357
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,042
and the Surplus Six is
going to use fire power.
358
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,254
whoosh
359
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,426
We made it, Sarge.
360
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,970
Hey, knucklehead, wait for me!
361
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,723
Boom
362
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,310
clang
363
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,769
Thanks a lot.
364
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,065
[engine revving]
365
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,484
[male announcer] And the double
zero sneaks into first place.
366
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,321
Thanks to his misguided guide.
367
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,032
Hot ziggidy!
We're going to win!
368
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,119
There's the finish line.
369
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,413
Okay, lady gator, get lost.
370
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,040
We don't need you anymore.
371
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,958
Full speed ahead!
372
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,544
[engine revving]
373
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,922
[grunting]
374
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,011
[male announcer] Which means,
"Come back here, cutie."
375
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,890
♪♪
376
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,229
Dick Dastardly's passing everybody...
377
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,940
...the wrong way!
378
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,108
[grunting]
379
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,654
And there's the finish line.
380
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,739
Hear the swamp folks cheer!
381
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,367
[yawning]
382
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,121
Penelope Pitstop turns on
a great burst of speed.
383
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,666
Just making up for last time, sugar.
384
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,128
[male announcer] But not enough
to catch the Chuggabug.
385
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,506
Rufus Ruff Cut is chopping
the distance in half
386
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,633
and goes into the lead.
387
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,344
Guess it's time to go fishing.
388
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,057
Twang
389
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,477
[male announcer] Luke is putting on
extra power by reeling himself in!
390
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,191
He winds his way past
Rufus Ruff Cut...
391
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,487
...and the Arkansas
Chuggabug comes in first!
392
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,491
Rufus Ruff Cut in second...
393
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,702
...and the
Compact Pussycat third.
394
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,787
[engine revving]
395
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,711
But where's Dick Dastardly?
Where can he be?
396
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,421
[laughing]
397
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:20,428
Look, Miss Gator, maybe
to you I'm irresistible
398
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,887
but believe me
399
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,056
this will never work.
400
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,642
Mwah mwah mwah
401
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,810
[speaks indistinctly]
402
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,397
Oh, I was afraid you'd say that.
403
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,525
♪♪
404
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,200
[male announcer] And they're off again!
405
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,035
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
406
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,829
Each driver determined to win.
407
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,330
Maneuvering for position,
looking for the opening
408
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,292
that will put him in the lead.
409
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,378
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
410
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,464
Red Max, in the Crimson Haybailer
411
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,673
makes his move.
412
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,804
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
413
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,685
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
414
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,146
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks!
415
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,190
Hey, wait a minute!
416
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,566
Stop!
417
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,401
crash crash crash
418
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,780
This race starts next week.
419
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,700
Next week? That means I'll get a
good start on the other end.
420
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,410
Crash
421
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,122
Drat! Drat!
And double Drat!
422
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,250
[laughing]
423
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,295
♪♪
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