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♪♪
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[male announcer] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races.
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'Competing for the title of
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The World's Wackiest Racer.'
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is The Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in The Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
The Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Ant Hill Mob
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in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag Brothers
Rock and Gravel.
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Marching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is The Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off...
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...to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way-out Wacky Races.
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♪♪
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[male announcer] What's that
thundering hue and cry?
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It's the Wacky Racers passing by.
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On their way to Tuba, Washington.
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And look who's leading
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'Dick Dastardly, super villain
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of the Wacky Races.'
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Followed by Rufus Ruff
cut in The Buzzwagon.
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And Professor Pat Pending
in The Convert-A-Car.
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I'll shoot an instant tree
seed to slow them down.
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Pfft
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[whizzing]
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Thud
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[rumbling]
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Timber!
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Swish
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whoosh
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[country music]
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Crash
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[male announcer] Ha ha
ha, that put you out of
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the Wacky Race,
Dick Dastardly.
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Oh, yeah?
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When I'm through,
I'll be the only one left
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to win this Wacky Race.
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] The Grambo Brothers
have bumped their way to first place.
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Oh, The Compact Pussycat seems
to be having engine trouble.
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Let me check that engine
for you, Pretty Penny.
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Oh, thank you, Peter
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but there's really no need to.
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[clattering]
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See? I'm just popping corn.
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Oh, dear, I guess I put
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too much corn in my engine.
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Umm, perhaps, just a little more butter.
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[male announcer] And as the
Wacky speed beat goes on
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so does Dick Dastardly's villainy.
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Uh, why the bicycle pump, Dick?
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Why, indeed.
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To blow up that giant balloon
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I have placed on the highway.
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As the Wacky Racers approach
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Muttley here, will puncher it
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with his peashooter.
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And Kablam, the blast
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will blow all the cars
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out of the Wacky Race.
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He he he.
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Here they come, watch the fun.
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♪♪
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Drat! A defective valve.
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I'll blow it up myself.
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Huff huff huff
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[upbeat music]
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Huff huff huff
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Yikes!
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Help, Muttley.
Quick, get me down.
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Pfft
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boom
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crash
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] At this point,
The Army Surplus 6 is in the lead.
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Hey, sarge, The Ant Hill
Mob is gainin' on us.
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Don't worry, Meekly.
I'll push them back.
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[water splashing]
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That should slow them down.
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Boom
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Watch out, Meekly. Duck!
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[male announcer] And number 7,
The Ant Hill Mob takes a wide lead.
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What happened, Clyde?
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Crazy car wash put us in the lead.
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Swoosh
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What was that?
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[male announcer] That was The Ant Hill Mob.
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How will you stop them, Double Zero?
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I'll think of something, believe me.
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[siren wailing]
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[male 1] Okay, pull over.
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You were doing 90 miles an hour.
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So were you, officer.
But I'll drop the charges.
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You see I was after
The Ant Hill Mob.
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- The Ant Hill Mob?
- Yeah.
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Wow, thanks.
I'll catch 'em.
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[motorcycle engine revving]
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[siren wailing]
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Cheese it, boss, the police.
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Keep your cool, guys.
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We'll hide out in that circus.
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[engine revving]
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Where'd they go?
Where are they?
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Screech
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They went up in that dressing room.
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Thanks, I'll grab 'em
when they come out.
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[gibberish]
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Hey, just a minute.
Who are you guys?
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You're looking for
The Ant Hill Mob?
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[male 1] Yeah.
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Well, we're
The Seven Flying Credenzas.
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The mob went that way.
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- Straight up?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, I'll catch 'em.
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[engine revving]
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[male 1] Alley-oop.
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What this circus needs is a ringmaster.
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen
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I give you...
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'...The Seven Flying Credenzas.
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[audience cheering]
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I'm afraid of this great height.
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I'm not. I'm afraid of that great depth.
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The first stunt is called
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A Race For The Top.
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A Credenza will execute
a multiple somersault
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from the high trapeze...
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♪♪
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...and try to land in that tub
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before I can remove it.
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And there he goes.
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I hope.
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♪♪
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Swish swish swish
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Hey, Ring-A-Ding, catch me.
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Screech
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splash
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Thanks, Ring-A-Ding.
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Curses! Drats and phooey!
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[Dastardly] Their next stunt
calls for the Credenzas
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to be shot out of a cannon
from the circus ground
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two miles away and grab the trapeze
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hanging from the helicopter.
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Your cue, Muttley.
Make with a nasty laugh.
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[laughing]
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Boom
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♪♪
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Grab somethin', Ring-A-Ding.
Anything.
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Help.
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Look, sarge.
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It's Penny Pitstop
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being kidnapped
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by the trapeze artists.
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Operation Airlift!
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Boom
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We made it, guys.
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On the double, Meekly. Go.
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[upbeat music]
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Boom
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Oh, boy.
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[laughing]
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- You alright, Miss Penny?
- Oh, that was groovy, sarge.
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But, oh dear,
I'm late for the Wacky Race.
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Swish
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So are we, guys.
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Swish swish swish
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And so am I.
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Crash
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[engine revving]
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[male announcer] Now it's anybody's
race as the Wacky Racers turn it on.
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Only one mile away from victory.
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In the lead, The Chuggabug
running bear foot.
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[gibberish]
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[upbeat music]
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The Creepy Coupe has crept
into second place.
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Followed by The Convert-A-Car
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which now converts to yo-yo power.
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♪♪
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Boing boing boing
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boing boing boing
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[male announcer] But here comes the Double O
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Dick Dastardly pours it on
and passes the other races.
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He takes the lead. Amazing!
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Dick's doing it the honest
way, without cheating.
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Right, I'm going to win
this race fair and square
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even if I have to cheat to do it.
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[male announcer] And roaring
down the home stretch
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is Dick Dastardly a sure winner.
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screech
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Something's wrong, The
Double O has come to a stop.
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[engine revving]
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And the winner is
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number 9, Peter Perfect
in The Turbo Terrific.
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Professor Pat Pending comes in second.
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And in third place is the
The Arkansas Chuggabug.
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♪♪
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The Double O is yet to
reach the finish line.
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Ha ha. What happened, Dick?
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I stopped to give someone my autograph.
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[male announcer] Oh, you're kidding.
Who'd want your autograph?
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Him.
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[laughing]
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[male announcer] From downtown,
Death Valley to uptown, Doom Town
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the Wacky Racers are off
for the Desert Derby.
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The cars are just inching
along now in the deep sand
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trying to get a fraction of traction.
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[chugging]
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But what's this?
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Back at the starting
line is Dick Dastardly.
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Now-now, what's he up to?
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With my cannon ball power,
I'll soon be up there.
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Boom
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♪♪
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[male announcer] Dastardly has
just shot into the lead, folks.
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Naturally, I'd like to start
things off with a...
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Whoosh
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Dang.
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Kaboom
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[country music]
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Boom
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[male announcer] Dick
Dastardly is in first place now
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but he seems to have gone to pieces.
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Drat.
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[laughing]
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[honking]
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[grumbling]
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, in second place
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Peter Perfect and his Turbo
Terrific is driving up a storm.
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The Arkansas Chuggabug is
sailing into third position.
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And here comes
The Ant Hill Mob on the run
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in the fourth place.
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boing boing boing
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Mush, you guys. Mush.
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[male announcer] The Creepy
Coupe is being spirited away
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into fifth position...
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...with pretty Penelope
Pitstop hitching a ride.
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Meanwhile, the Slag
Brothers are pushing hard.
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But now the worst is over and
it's downhill all the way.
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[gibberish]
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Swish
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Yes, this race certainly has
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it's ups and downs.'
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Ha ha ha.
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And here's Rufus Ruff Cut, one
of the hottest Wacky Racers
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gaining a foot at a time.
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I could go faster if I didn't
had sand in my shoes.
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[male announcer] Uh-oh, the Boulder
Mobile is headed straight for Rufus.
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boom
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squeak squeak squeak
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Thanks for the push, Slags.
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[male announcer] What's this?
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fizz fizz fizz
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The Double Zero having trouble?
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No, dum-dum.
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With these balloon tires
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I can fly along this desert.
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Boom
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[male announcer] Ha ha. I
see what you mean, Dick.
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[laughing]
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Thud
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Drat! How can I win this race?
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[male 2] Easy, master.
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- Oh, oh, who said that?
- I did.
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Just remove the cork and
release me from this bottle.
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pop
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Who are you?
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Whoosh
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I am Abu Boo Boo
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the magic genie.
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Your wish is my command.
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A magic genie, eh?
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Say, I have a great idea.
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With your magic and my meanness
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I shall win this race.
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[laughing]
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Now, listen to my sneaky scheme.
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer]
Meanwhile, with Peter Perfect in the lead
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the Wacky Racers are roaring
across the desert.
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[engine revving]
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Okay, Abu Boo Boo, are you ready?
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But, master, I am not good at being bad.
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You'll learn.
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[both laughing]
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[Dastardly] Now, make a raging river
up here in front of the racers.
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A mirage? Yes, master.
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Clink clink
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[swooshing]
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Screech
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screech
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screech
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Uh-oh, it's a roaring river.
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Nonsense Clyde.
It's only a mirage.
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- Just our imagination.
- So?
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[Peter] So, we'll just
imagine there's a bridge.
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cling
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[Clyde] Hey, it worked.
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[country music]
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[engine revving]
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00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,087
[laughing]
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The others must have turned back by now.
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And there's the river ahead.
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Those dum-dums didn't even know
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this is just a mirage
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and this river really isn't...
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Splash
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...real.
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Alright, Boo Boo, get us out of here
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where it's high and dry.
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Yikes!
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High enough, master?
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I didn't say on top of a mountain.
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Very well.
No mountain.
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Oh, no!
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Crash
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[mumbling]
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Boo Boo, you dum-dum, put us out
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in front of the Wacky Racers.
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[Boo Boo] As you command, master.
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Right out in front...
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...of the Army Surplus
Special.
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clang
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Drat!
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Boom
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boom boom
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clang
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00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,361
thud
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Double drat!
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[laughing]
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Fizz
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[Muttley mumbling]
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[male announcer] And the
Wacky beat goes on and on
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with Peter Perfect back in the lead.
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Followed by
Professor Pat Pending
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in the middle of a sandstorm.
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Uh, professor, you don't stand
a chance in that sand.
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You've got it all wrong, sonny.
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It's the sand that doesn't
stand a chance...
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...against my vacuum cleaner power.
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[whirring]
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[upbeat music]
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Swish
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You might say,
I have the race in the bag.
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[laughing]
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This is your last chance.
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One more boo-boo
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and you're through, Boo Boo.
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- Now let's get them.
- Yes, master.
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tinkle tinkle
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00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,428
Behold! A flying insect.
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Flatten him!
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[engine revving]
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Clang
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[Boo Boo] Woops! Wrong insect.
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Drat!
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00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,152
Well, there's always the 1
000 pound anvil trick.
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Not on me, you dum-dum!
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00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,702
Sorry about that, master.
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00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,289
[Dastardly] Never mind. Here
come the Wacky Racers. Drop it!
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[whizzing]
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00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,294
Oh my, eh, there's a 1 000 pound
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anvil dropping on me.
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[laughing]
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Boing
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00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:16,971
thud
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00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,307
[laughing]
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00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,683
Thud
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00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,145
Get me out of here, you blundering boob.
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00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,480
A thousand pardons, master.
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00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,027
Now, get me to the finish line fast.
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00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,320
Yes, master.
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A flying carpet will get you
there in no time at all.
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Boing
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And away you go.
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[engine revving]
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[male announcer] The wacky beat goes on
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with the Wacky Racers
approaching the finish line
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at uptown Doom Town.
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00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,501
Making the lead is The Ant Hill Mob
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using foot powder,
I-I mean, uh, foot power.
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00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,925
Coming up fast is The Slag Brothers
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using club power.
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00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,265
The Creepy Coupe in
overdrive dragon power.
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00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,604
Yes, folks, it's anybody's race.
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00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:10,148
Uh, but wait, what-what's that
coming over the horizon?
407
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:13,234
Why, it's Dick Dastardly
on a flying carpet.
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00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,821
You were expecting maybe
a flying saucer?
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00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,324
Of course it's me Ricky Dicky
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00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,077
and I'm going to win this race.
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[male announcer] And it sure
looks like Dastardly is right
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as he flies into the lead.
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00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,792
[laughing]
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See you dum-dums at the finish line.
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00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,339
Thud
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00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,299
thud
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00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,051
♪♪
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Drat!
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00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,350
[male announcer] And here come the
Wacky Racers across the finish line.
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[engine revving]
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And the winner is
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number 9,
The Turbo Terrific
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driven by Peter Perfect.
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00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,487
The Buzzwagon is second.
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00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,532
And The Creepy Coupe took third place.
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00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,826
[Boo Boo laughing] Pardon me for laughing
427
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,744
but you look ridiculous.
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00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,162
I'll teach you to laugh
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00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,205
if I were in your place.
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00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:10,084
[Boo Boo] Your wish shall be granted.
431
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,752
tinkle tinkle
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00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,382
Now, you are in my place...
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00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,008
...former master.
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00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,635
Swish
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00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,011
thud
436
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,888
Drat!
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00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,307
[laughing]
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00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,858
[male announcer] And they're off again.
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00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,568
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
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00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,821
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
441
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,866
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
442
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,702
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
443
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,079
Red Max of
The Crimson Haybailer
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00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,580
makes his move.
445
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,295
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
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00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,300
And The Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
447
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,887
Oh, it's gonna be a great race, folks.
448
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,972
Hey, wait a minute.
449
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,307
Stop!
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00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,808
[clattering]
451
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,311
This race starts next week.
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00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,730
Next week?
453
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,273
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
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00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,067
Crash
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00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,359
[Dastardly] 'Drat! Drat!
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00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,529
And a double drat!'
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00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,656
[laughing]
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00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,869
♪♪
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