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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the wacky races.
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Competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First, is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind, is the Ant Hill
Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's the ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamor gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along, is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome
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and right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last,
is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now, they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And, they're off...
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...to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly...
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...who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way-out Wacky Races!
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Today, the wacky racers are
zooming on the first lap
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of a real wacky race.
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From Elbow Grease, Ohio
to Ripsaw, Arkansas.
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Out in front is Peter Perfect
with a long, long lead.
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But here comes the Arkansas Chuggabug.
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Huh? Where? Where?
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Hold on, Blubber.
We're gonna let her rip.
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Yee-hoo!
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[whimpering]
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Vroom
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A-a-achoo!
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Oh, shucks!
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[upbeat music]
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[male announcer] As the race continues
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Professor Pat Pending
in the Convert-A-Car
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makes a bid for the lead.
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And he makes it!
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The Professor's just
taken first place away
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from Dick Dastardly.
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Oh, what a clever move!
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You think so, eh?
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But not as clever as the
move I'm about to make.
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[male announcer] 'Now, what are
you going to do, Dastardly?'
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Cheat. What else?
Heh heh heh.
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Watch.
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Vroom
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[peppy music]
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Now, I'm back in the first place.
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Cheaters always win.
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[laughs]
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Crash
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Sometimes, that is.
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[peppy music]
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[male announcer] The pack,
maneuvering for position
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picks up the pace.
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And Penelope Pitstop, seeing an opening
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puts on a burst of speed
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followed closely by the Buzzwagon.
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My gosh! Looks like
Miss Penelope is in trouble.
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Oh, dear!
Whatever shall I do?
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What seems to be the problem,
Miss Penelope?
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[tires skidding]
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Oh, yeah, stuck in the mud.
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Allow me to assist you.
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Why, how terribly sweet of you!
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Are you sure it isn't too much trouble?
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Well, for a lumberjack...
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[laughs]
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...it's nothin'.
Observe.
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[grunting]
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Oh! Thank you ever so ever,
Mr. Lumberjack, sir!
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Whoosh
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[male announcer] As we pick up
the racers on the scanner-scope
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they're still bunched together
heading for the high country.
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The Slag brothers are now leading
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followed by Red Max, in
the Crimson Haybailer
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and in the third place,
the Creepy Coupe.
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The rest of the Wacky
Racers keep a steady pace.
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Each driver looking for an opening.
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And bringing up the rear
is the Ant Hill Mob.
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Alright, you guys, let's make
with the getaway power.
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Oh, gee, boss, why don't
we stay in last place?
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That way we know we
ain't bein' followed.
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You heard me, ring-a-ding.
Get going!
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Yeah, sure, boss. Sure.
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Now, it's the
Ant Hill Mob in the lead
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the Slag brothers are second.
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Red Max and the Creepy Coupe
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are fighting for third place.
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I wonder what's happened to Dastardly.
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Hurry, Muttley. Hurry.
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Thwack thwack thwack
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Well, I should have known.
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Looks like dirty Dick
Dastardly is up to no good.
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- What's that?
- I said you're up to no good.
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Oh, on the contrary.
This scheme is very good.
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Muttley will chop down this bridge,
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and the race ends for the rest
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while I go on to the finish line.
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Faster, Muttley, faster.
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[muttering]
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What did you say?
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That's better.
Here they come.
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Let's get out of here,
Muttley, and watch the fun.
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[dramatic music
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[engines revving]
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Curses! They got across.
What went wrong?
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♪♪
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Thump thump thump
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Hmm.
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Crash
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screech
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] As the remaining
racers near the bridge,
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it's Rufus Ruff Cut out in front.
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My gosh!
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[tires screeching]
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The bridge, it's gone.
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Quick, we'll build another one.
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[peppy music]
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[whirring]
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Nice work, my little friend.
Let's go.
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[engines revving]
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[male announcer] The leaders
are bunched together.
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And now the Creepy Coupe
shifts into dragon power.
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[roaring]
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Red Max takes to the air.
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I will take to the air.
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Max passes the Slag brothers,
the Ant Hill Mob...
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...and is about to pass
the Creepy Coupe.
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[roaring]
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Oh! Pardon me.
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[male announcer] Peter Perfect in
the Turbo Terrific makes his bid
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to take the lead and pours it on.
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Heavens! How embarrassing!
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Now it's pretty Penelope Pitstop
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who challenges the leaders.
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I do declare, nothing is going
to stop me from winning
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this little old race, you hear?
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll bet my do-it-yourself
instant beauty shoppe
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will change your mind.
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[sniggering]
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[brakes squealing]
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Well, how nice!
A beauty shop.
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Now, ain't I the little old lucky one?
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I'll just take a little old minute
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and get my little old hair shampooed.
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Vroom
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We're going to win this
race yet, Muttley.
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[both sniggering]
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[male announcer] And it looks like
Dick Dastardly might make it
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as he zooms into the lead.
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Out of my way, slowpokes!
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♪♪
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But the Surplus Special
doesn't give up that easily.
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They use fire power.
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[indistinct shout] Fire!
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Boom
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Blast their fire power!
I've got to stop them.
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Fire!
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Boom
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Hey, Sarge, look.
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The sign says "Column Right."
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Well, don't waste time.
Column right!
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They fell for it, Muttley.
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[snickering]
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[engine revving]
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Crash
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thud
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Alright, Meekley, you'll get 30 days
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in the guardhouse for this.
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[laughs]
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[engine revving]
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[peppy music]
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[water pouring]
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[water gushing]
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[whirring]
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Muttley!
Muttley, do something!
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[snickers]
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[male announcer] And as the
cars approach the finish line
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at Ripsaw, Arkansas, it's, uh, uh...
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Zoom
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I can't tell who the winner is.
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Hold everything for the
instant slow-motion replay.
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The winner is...
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...number ten, the Buzzwagon!
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Red Max, number four, is second.
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And the Slag brothers are third.
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I, uh, wonder what's happened
to dirty Dick Dastardly?
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I should have won that race, Muttley!
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Instead, all I've got is a clean car!
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Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
Eee! Ooh! Ah!
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Today, our Wacky
Racers are wending their wacky way
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Westward from Oilcan, Oklahoma
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to Grease Gun, Texas.
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Peter Perfect is purring
along in first place.
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And Dick Dastardly is
running a close second.
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Alright, Muttley, get the oil can.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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Let him have it, Muttley!
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Splot Splot Splot
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[tires spinning]
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Vroom
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Pretty slick trick, eh, Peter?
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[laughs]
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[snickers]
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[tires screeching]
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[upbeat music]
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[male announcer] Thanks to an oil can
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Dick Dastardly's taken the lead away
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from Peter Perfect, and
is way-out in front.
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The rest of the racers
are strung up behind
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keeping a steady pace.
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And Red Max makes his
move to get up front.
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And he makes it!
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Crash
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But not the bend in the road.
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And Red Max is left high and dry.
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Uh, I mean, uh, wet.
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It's neck and neck
between Rufus Ruff Cut
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in the Buzzwagon and number
seven, The Anthill Mob.
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Clyde decides to use a little
strategy to pass Rufus.
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Okay, you guys, give me the one-step.
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Gotcha, boss.
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[carnival music]
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Bang bang bang
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Come on, come on.
Now, back into the car.
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[engine revving]
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Gee. Thanks for the lift,
Miss Penelope.
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My pleasure. I'm glad I had the
opportunity to be of help.
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Hey, Boss, here we are.
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Well, just don't sit there, dummy-heads.
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Hop in!
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Ta-ta, y'all.
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Goodbye, ma'am.
And thanks again.
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[male announcer] And now,
it's Professor Pat Pending
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who makes a try for the lead.
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He's changing the Convert-A-Car
into a flying carpet on wheels.
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Yes, I think I'll take a little spin.
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He passes the Arkansas Chuggabug...
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...the Creepy Coupe...
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...the Surplus Special
and the Slag Brothers.
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And it looks like the Professor
took a spin, alright.
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Dick Dastardly, still leading the pack
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approaches Pipeline Junction
ahead of the others.
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Time for another despicable,
dirty deed, eh, Muttley?
259
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Yeah yeah yeah.
260
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[laughs]
261
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,928
[tires screeching]
262
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,264
Come on, Muttley.
263
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,309
Now, help me push this
giant pipe onto the road.
264
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,230
[male announcer] I wonder what dastardly
trick Dastardly is planning now?
265
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[Dastardly] Push, Muttley, push.
266
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,402
There.
267
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,113
Now, put that sign up
on top of the pipe.
268
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:34,624
[male announcer] "Tunnel, shortcut
to finish line. " Oh, so that's it.
269
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,334
Dick Dastardly's going
to trap the racers
270
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in that giant pipeline.
271
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,171
Well, how despicable!
272
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♪♪
273
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They'll never find their
way out of there.
274
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Drat!
275
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,147
[sniggering]
276
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Thud
277
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[muttering]
278
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Trapped in a giant pipeline
280
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the Wacky Racers follow
each other across
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the mountains without really
knowing where they're going.
282
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,544
Hey, Sarge, I don't
know where I'm going.
283
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,670
Me neither.
284
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,296
I better take a look around.
285
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,009
[squeaking]
286
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,140
By the right flank, march!
287
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crash
288
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,441
[speaking indistinctly]
289
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,860
Crash
290
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,237
[male announcer] And while the
Wacky Racers rattle and rumble
291
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through the pipeline
Dick Dastardly
292
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delights in the despicable
deed he's done.
293
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,203
[laughs] We have this race in the bag,
Muttley.
294
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Or you could say, in the pipe.
295
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,834
[both snigger]
296
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Crash crash crash
297
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:08,926
Drat!
298
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,888
Drat!
And double drat!
299
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,015
[sniggers]
300
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,310
[male announcer] During this minor mix-up
301
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,604
the Ant Hill Mob seems to
have muscled in to the lead
302
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,022
over the Surplus Special.
303
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,858
I'm givin' it all she's got, Sarge.
304
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,652
Now, don't forget. We've got
Surplus power, Meekley.
305
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:30,573
Pull in the cannon and I'll
start the dry land outboard.
306
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,532
[whirring]
307
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,284
Now, we'll go for a spin!
308
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,369
Meekley!
309
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,998
She's going good, Sarge.
310
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,045
[male announcer] The Arkansas
Chuggabug is ahead at this point
311
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,631
but they're in trouble.
They're losing steam...
312
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,634
And the other cars roll past them.
313
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,887
We've got to refuel, Blubber.
314
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,805
I'll pull up the back tank.
315
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,977
Okay, Blubber, fill her up.
316
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,689
[male announcer] And
Blubber does... with crude oil.
317
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,613
Hold on, Blubber, we're going
to get back in the race!
318
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,824
And they're off!
319
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,996
The Arkansas Chuggabug is
a real oil burner now.
320
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:32,260
Well, I do declare, my
little old car is a mess!
321
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,346
How dreadful!
322
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,349
Pull over, Meekley.
There's a car wash ahead.
323
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,770
And while the others clean up
324
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,773
Dick Dastardly breezes by
to take second place.
325
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,611
Now to get past the Chuggabug.
Switch to fan drive, Muttley.
326
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,154
Yeah yeah yeah.
327
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,868
[whirring]
328
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,869
♪♪
329
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,423
[coughing]
330
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,178
Whoosh
331
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,682
[whimpering]
332
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,435
And now it's Dick Dastardly
in first place.
333
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,688
Yes, and to make sure
I win this race
334
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,691
I shall stop the others
with an oil well.
335
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,234
[sniggering]
336
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,359
Vroom
337
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,032
Come on, Muttley, come on.
338
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,954
Now, drill, Muttley.
339
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,830
[whirring]
340
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,963
[rumbling] Here she comes!
341
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,132
Back that rig out of here, Muttley.
342
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,805
[oil gushing]
343
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,183
Let's see them get by this gusher.
344
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,978
Here they come.
345
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,064
[engine revving]
346
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,320
Drat and triple drat!
347
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,196
[snickers]
348
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,657
Plop
349
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,202
[muttering]
350
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,123
[male announcer] As the racers near the
finish line at Grease Gun, Texas.
351
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,792
The Surplus Special is leading
352
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,835
but Professor Pat Pending pours it on
353
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,922
and takes the lead away from
Sarge and Private Meekley.
354
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,840
The rest of the racers
are in their heels.
355
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,761
And in the rear, unable to pass
356
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,263
Dick Dastardly makes a desperate move.
357
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,934
He decides to go over the
closely bunched racers.
358
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,151
We did it, Muttley!
We're in the lead!
359
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,986
We can't lose now!
360
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,363
[snickering]
361
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,323
Thud
362
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,659
And the winner is number
three, the Convert-A-Car.
363
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,202
The Surplus Special comes in second
364
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,621
and Rufus Ruff Cut takes third place.
365
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,790
[engine revving]
366
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,297
Muttley, get me down!
367
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,215
Crash
368
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:24,807
And the Mean Machine crosses
the finish line last.
369
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,268
Drat! Drat!
370
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,311
And drat again!
371
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,981
[sniggering]
372
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,364
And they're off again!
373
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,324
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
374
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,327
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
375
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,497
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
376
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,834
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
377
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,878
Red Max of the
Crimson Haybailer
378
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,337
makes his move.
379
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:02,845
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
380
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,849
And the Creepy Coupe pours
in on with dragon power.
381
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,185
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
382
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,436
Hey, wait a minute.
383
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,521
Stop!
384
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,315
Crash crash crash
385
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,859
This race starts next week.
386
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:22,156
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
387
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,532
Crash
388
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,161
Drat! Drat!
And double drat!
389
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,829
[sniggering]
390
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,501
♪♪
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