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[theme music]
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[male announcer] And now, here they are.
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The most dare devil
group of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the "Wacky Races."
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Competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Ant Hill Mob
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in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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Then there's in genius inventor
Pat Pending
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in his Convert-a-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next we have the Boulder mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is Creepy Coupe
with the Gruesome Twosome
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and right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off!
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To a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And awaaay they go!
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On the way-out "Wacky Races."
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[male announcer] There go the
Wacky Racers as they zip their zany way
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towards the finish line
in Chillicothe, Ohio.
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Peter Perfect in number
nine is leading the field
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but right behind him, Surplus
six with a corking good idea
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to make Peter Perfect not so perfect.
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[explosion]
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[carnival music]
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[male announcer] As the
Army Surplus six takes the lead
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Prof. Pat Pending comes up
with another wacky invention.
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Seven-league boot power.
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How about that?
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A bubblegum gun.
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About to gum up the professor's works.
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And it works.
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Right back.
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As Surplus six comes to a sticky stop...
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...Prof. Pat Pending takes a wide lead
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with the other Wacky Racers
and in hot pursuit.
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The Ant Hill Mob make a
getaway, could be a winner.
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But Luke in the Arkansas Chuggabug
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could turn out to be a sleeper.
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The Creepy Coupe doesn't give the
others a ghost of a chance.
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And the unhappy Slag
Brothers have dropped out
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with a flat tire.
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While up ahead on a bridge
there's villiany afoot.
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Oh, it's that diabolical doer
of dire deeds, Dick Dastardly.
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Nobody's winning this Wacky Race but me.
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[male announcer] And how do you
propose to do that, you villain?
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[sniggering]
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This cord is attached to a slab
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covering a hole in the road.
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When the wacky racers reach it,
I yank the slab away
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and down they go, out of the race.
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And I breeze in the winner.
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[sniggering]
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[carnival music]
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Here they come.
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Drat! Their speedy wheels.
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[growling]
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[grunting]
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Muttley!
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[splash]
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Muttley!
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[Dick Dastardly] Drop me a line!
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[sniggering]
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[male announcer] Back to our radarscope,
what a nerve-wracky race it's become.
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Prof. Pat Pending is leading
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as the Ant Hill Mob does a sneak play
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and highjacks the professor to
steal first place from him.
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Hello, there.
Where's Penelope Pitstop?
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Number five is empty.
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Oh-oh isn't that cute?
She's out to lunch.
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Darling of you to prepare
the picnic, Penelope.
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And I have your favorite dessert.
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Deep dish chuckle-berry pie.
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Ooh, there goes your lil' ol' pie.
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Blubber Bear,
I sure got me the hungries
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for a chunk of deep dish
chuckle-berry pie.
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Splat
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Mm-mm.
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[slurping]
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Why, I can almost taste it.
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Here, you can lick the dish.
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[male announcer] Now the
Ant Hill Mob is in the lead.
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But the Buzzwagon with Rufus
Ruff Cut and fuzzsaw
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buzzes through.
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Crash
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Uh, where is the rest of the car, Clyde?
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There it goes, right
behind Peter Perfect.
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[Clyde] Come on, let's
take a shortcut, Shorty
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and head him off at the pass.
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Right, Clyde.
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[Clyde] Geronimo!
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[crashing]
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Nice of you fellows to drop in
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but it's a little crowded in here.
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Oops, wrong car.
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[ricochets]
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[male announcer] And Ant
Hill Mob is once again on its run.
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We've got to stop the
Ant Hill Mob, Muttley.
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And I just got a dastardly idea.
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Quick, into the empty police car.
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We'll scare 'em right
out of the Wacky Race.
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[sniggering]
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[upbeat country music]
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Alright, Ant Hill Mob, pull over.
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[sniggering]
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It's the highway patrol.
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[tires screeching]
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Let's get outta here, guys. Fast.
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[ricochets]
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Well, what's this place, Clyde?
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It's the itty Bitty League
Ball Park.
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Quick, into the locker room.
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[whistle blowing]
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It's the police!
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Hey, what are you doing in my squad car?
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Let's get out of here, Muttley.
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Halt! Come back here.
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Here he comes. We better
get into the ball game.
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[ricocheting]
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Have you seen a sneaky
looking guy with a dog?
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Who's sneaky?
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I mean, no, sir.
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Uh-oh. There's the policeman again.
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Quick, make like a little league team.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Come on, Muttley, we'll
play ball my way.
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Sneaky.
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[male announcer]
Meanwhile, back at the Wacky Races...
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...the Slag Brothers have just
passed the Creepy Coupe.
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And the Creepy Coupe shifts
into stormy weather.
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[screeching]
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[ricochets]
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[thrashing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[male announcer] And at
the itty Bitty League...
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Alright, now, put it right over plate
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so I can knock it out of the park.
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Not this solid steel ball, he won't.
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[wobbling]
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[sniggering]
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[ricochets]
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You're out!
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Put it right down the old alley.
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I'll put you down the old alley...
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...with this multiple bomb ball.
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[explosion]
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One thing for sure, he's having a ball.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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I don't like the way that
big guy is treating
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those Itty Bitty leaguers.
I'm gonna get into the game.
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[engine revving]
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[gibberish]
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[ricochets]
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Sawtooth, get me a real size bat.
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[whirring]
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Alright, big boy, put it over the plate.
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[speaking gibberish]
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[ricochets]
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I've got 'em.
I've got 'em.
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[crashing]
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[sniggering]
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Give him all you've got, Rufus.
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Here goes my double trouble buzz ball.
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[Clyde] Get him at first, Rufus.
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[ricochets]
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[feet screeching]
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Muttley!
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[male announcer] Wacky Racers go
go go, taking a horse shoe curve
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Prof. Pat Pending is busy at the
controls of Convert-a-Car.
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I wonder what gimmick
he's coming up with now.
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Oh, an arrow power?
I don't believe it.
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Wow, I believe it!
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And the Professor takes the
lead away from Red Max.
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And now Red Max's flying
machine is taking off
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leaving Red Max far behind.
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Meanwhile, back at the
Dastardly Deeds Department...
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I'm going to stop those wacky racers
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with the old crawling baby
on the road routine.
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[sniggering]
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As the Wacky Racers approach,
they'll swerve on to that bridge
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with a blimp attached.
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I cut the rope holding the bridge down
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and the blimp lifts the bridge
and the cars up, up, and away.
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Here they come, Muttley.
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Help! Help!
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Look out for my little baby.
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[Muttley cooing]
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Up, up...
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...and awaaay!
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[crashing]
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Muttley!
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] As the Wacky Racers
near the finish line in Chillicothe...
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...the road is blocked by a rock slide.
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No problem.
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Eighth rock in the corner pocket.
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[crashing]
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[male announcer] In the home stretch,
Prof. Pat Pending back
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to his seven-league boot power
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is still in the lead.
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But close behind is the Surplus six.
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Let's try the bubblegum again.
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Boom
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Hah, missed me.
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I've heard being stuck in
a rut, but bubblegum?
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[male announcer] And the
Surplus six is the winner!
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Penelope Pitstop is second.
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And the Slag brothers are third.
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While up, up, and away
goes Dick Dastardly.
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Muttley, do something.
Get me down!
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[sniggering]
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[upbeat country music]
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[male announcer] And there they go again.
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The wildest...
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...the zappy...
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...wacky...
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...pappy...
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...Wacky Racers.
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And today's Wacky Race from
Sawdust, Saskatchewan
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to Sharkstump, Oregon
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plying through the
rugged lumber country.
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[screeching]
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I think that I shall never see
a roadblock lovely as a tree.
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[laughing]
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[whirring]
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Timber!
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Uh-oh, the double O.
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Curses!
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Faster, Muttley, faster I say.
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[sniggering]
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[male announcer] Alright, back to the racers.
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Uh, Rufus Ruff Cut in number
ten takes an early lead
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with the Chuggabug right behind.
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[whimpering]
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In third place, the Compact Pussycat
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with Crimson Haybailer fourth,
and Convert-a-Car fifth.
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But hold on, the Crimson Haybailer
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is going over the top.
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And the Convert-a-Car has changed...
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...uh, into a ditch-digger.
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[crashing]
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I say, we've done it again.
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Heavens, I do declare, my
hair's a perfect mess.
258
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,561
Shows you accidents can be dangerous.
259
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,814
Oh, you look beautiful any place.
260
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,650
Especially, last place.
Ha ha ha!
261
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,486
Now, the double O moves
up into third position
262
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,655
and it's gaining on one and--
263
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,950
[male announcer] Hold it, hold it.
I'll do the talking here, Dastardly.
264
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,660
You do the driving.
265
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,537
The double O is gaining on the Buzzwagon
266
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,123
and is shifting into file power.
267
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,169
[screeching]
268
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,963
Whoosh
269
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,631
[sniggering]
270
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,718
[laughing]
271
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,178
And now Dastardly closes
in on number eight.
272
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,014
The Arkansas Chuggabug.
273
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,224
[muttering]
274
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,145
They're flooding the boiler.
275
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,188
The Chuggabug's losing steam.
276
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,691
And the Mean Machine
takes over the lead.
277
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,318
You said it, pops.
278
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,403
Nice guys finish last.
279
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,863
[laughing]
280
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,614
[sniggering]
281
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,117
Here comes the Buzzwagon
again with a new wheel.
282
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,785
Followed by number five.
283
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,203
Hiya, Ms. Penelope.
Uh, What's new?
284
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,374
Hydraulic valve lift, turbine power cams
285
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,418
and magwheels, y'all.
286
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,755
[male announcer] The Surplus Special.
287
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,716
Great tie rods, we
forgot all about them!
288
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,469
And sarge is shifting
into high overdrive.
289
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:09,223
Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly
is about to perpetrate
290
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,808
another mean scene.
291
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,018
[tires screeching]
292
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:19,734
I think that I shall never see
a roadblock lovely as a tree.
293
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861
[sniggering]
294
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,155
Don't laugh. I know, I know.
295
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,492
Last time I cut on the right
and she fell to the left.
296
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,078
But this time,
I cut on the left
297
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,456
and she's got to fall to
the right. Ha ha ha!
298
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,707
Right, Muttley?
299
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,666
Right.
300
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,669
[Dick Dastardly] Here they come.
301
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,463
[whirring]
302
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,299
Timber!
303
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,516
Hurry, Muttley but be careful.
304
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,601
Ouch, ooch, ooh.
305
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,603
Watch it now. Ow! Eech!
306
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,480
ooch ooh ahh.
307
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,190
[male announcer] Back to the track.
308
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,441
The Creepy Coupe number two
309
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,984
is beginning to make its move.
310
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,987
Little Gruesome here is
shifting into dragon power.
311
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,322
blop
312
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,533
[growling]
313
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,786
Fire!
314
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,204
Boom
315
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,376
[yelping]
316
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,592
At the half way mark of
the Wacky Races, uh
317
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,970
we can't see the cars
because of the trees.
318
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,097
So, we switch you now
to our control tower
319
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,849
high above the tall timber.
320
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,726
The Buzzwagon's cutting its own
road right through the forest.
321
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,937
And Dick Dastardly is following...
322
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,899
...in a full attempt to pass Ruff Cut.
323
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:46,112
Come on, you Sunday log cutter.
Out of my way!
324
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,405
Phooey to you
325
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,033
nasty Dick Dastardly and
the dirty double O.
326
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,286
Nyah nyah nyah
327
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:57,457
Oh yeah. I'll give you a real phooey.
328
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,876
Whoosh
329
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,796
[Ruff Cut groaning]
330
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,923
Whoosh
331
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,134
[Ruff Cut sneezing]
332
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,764
[laughing]
333
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,100
[sniggering]
334
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,353
[male announcer] And once again
Dastardly sweeps into the lead.
335
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,646
Vroom
336
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,398
With the Boulder Mobile in the two-spot.
337
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,774
Uh, correction, folks.
338
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,152
The Compact Pussycat in the two-spot.
339
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,029
[gibberish]
340
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,531
Wham wham wham
341
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,450
[groaning]
342
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,535
And number three the Convert-a-Car
343
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,454
passes number one.
344
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,788
[gibberish]
345
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,916
Wham wham wham
346
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,293
bonk bonk bonk
347
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,336
Alright?
348
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,712
[together] Alright.
349
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,594
[male announcer] Meanwhile,
Dick Dastardly is going out on a limb
350
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,346
to louse up the taggers.
351
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,224
Oh, ready, Muttley?
352
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,394
[Dick Dastardly] Ready? Now, pull!
353
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,148
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, pull.
354
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,067
The cars are getting through.
355
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,318
Pull, Muttley!
356
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,611
[mumbling]
357
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,448
Let me do it.
358
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,867
stretch
359
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,577
Uh-oh.
360
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,494
Thud
361
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,165
Curses! curses!
Foiled again!
362
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,626
All the cars got through!
363
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,424
[sniggering]
364
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,552
Boing
365
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,638
[male announcer] As the cars streak
towards the small town in Sawmillvile
366
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,182
the Creepy Coupe has shifted
into serpent power
367
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,142
who snaked by the other cars.
368
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,356
Ooh, a snake!
369
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,651
Bonk
370
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,570
[bursting]
371
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,284
[gibberish]
372
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,496
Now, Peter Perfect is
going make his move.
373
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,041
He is tuning his
Turbo Terrific into perfection.
374
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,962
Ah, absolutely perfect.
375
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,088
Boom
376
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,464
screech
377
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,552
Oh, fiddlesticks.
378
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,056
[whining]
379
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:23,853
Yes yes, I know. Call me daring,
reckless, even impetuous.
380
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,856
This is a calculated risk to win.
381
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,026
[male announcer] Yes, Dick
Dastardly is taking a daring shortcut
382
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,611
down a log flume.
383
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,446
[Muttley whining]
384
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,409
Boing
385
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,500
Oh, stop whimpering.
We've bounced into the lead.
386
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,252
[laughing]
387
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,712
[sniggering]
388
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,133
[male announcer] Yes,
Dick Dastardly's way out in front now.
389
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:58,054
And just to make sure
that he stays there...
390
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,932
Hurry, Muttley. Don't you
have that side unbolted yet?
391
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,559
[muttering]
392
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,564
[male announcer] As the rest of the
cars bear down on Sawmillvile...
393
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,108
...it's the Surplus
Special out in front.
394
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,443
Charge!
395
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,030
Screech
396
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,531
whoosh
397
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,741
[Dick Dastardly laughing]
398
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,118
[Dick Dastardly] Let me
see them get past that.
399
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,161
Yike!
400
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,623
To the right flank. Halt.
401
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,625
Bam
402
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,086
Ready, get set, aim!
403
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:34,590
Button colors. Fire!
404
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,093
Bam
405
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,763
[male announcer] And it's the double
O, way, way, way out in front
406
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,392
as it approaches the finish
line in Sharkstump, Oregon.
407
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,978
This time we win.
Right, Muttley?
408
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,563
Nothing can cut us out.
409
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,065
[laughing]
410
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,109
[sniggering]
411
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,152
[mumbling]
412
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,907
[male announcer] Oh, double
O is slowing down, now.
413
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,702
And here come the other cars.
414
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,704
The Ant Hill Mob has a slight lead
415
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,705
but the Creepy Coupe is creeping out.
416
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,541
And it's the Buzzwagon
through the middle
417
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,127
And Rufus Ruff Cut is
trying to shove ahead.
418
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,754
Hey, you, let go the car.
419
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,798
[gibberish]
420
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,843
Curses. Foiled again!
421
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,387
[sniggering]
422
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,348
[male announcer] And the
Buzzwagon, number ten, wins.
423
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,392
The Ant Hill Mob, number
seven, with second.
424
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,395
And number two, the
Creepy Coupe, for third.
425
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,277
[sniggering]
426
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,288
[male announcer] And they're off again.
427
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,873
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
428
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,042
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
429
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,879
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
430
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,215
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
431
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,177
Red Max of the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
432
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
433
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,230
And the Creepy Coupe burns
it on with dragon power.
434
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,900
Oh, it's gonna be a great race, folks.
435
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,943
Hey, wait a minute.
436
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,236
Stop!
437
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,405
[crashing]
438
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,241
This race starts next week.
439
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,868
Next week?
440
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,579
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
441
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,955
Thud
442
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,250
Drat! Drat!
And double drat!
443
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,628
[sniggering]
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