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[male announcer] And now, here they are.
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races
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competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Ant hill
Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there is ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-a-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome Twosome
and right on their tail
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is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing
do-badders, Dick Dastardly
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and his sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off to a standing
start, and why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way-out Wacky Races!
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Today, the Wacky racers are
grinding their way southward
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to the finish line at
Zippy, Mississippi.
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And leading the field by a
mile is Dick Dastardly.
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Yes! and I'm far enough ahead
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to trap the others out of the race.
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[laughing]
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[country music]
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[comical music]
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Hurry, Muttley, hurry.
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[muttering]
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[country music]
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Here they come.
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And when they drive over that hole
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I'll be the only one left in the race.
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[laughing]
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Hey, what went wrong?
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[screeching]
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Drat! Double drat!
Triple drat! Blast the luck.
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It doesn't work.
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Thud
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[sniggering]
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Setting a
sizzling pace around the levee
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the Surplus Six is now in
front, but the Ant Hill Mob
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in car number seven shifts into
getaway gear and surges ahead.
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Tanks, fellers.
Get it? Tanks.
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Hey, sarge,
I can't see.
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My hat flew off, Jingaling.
Stop the car.
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[screeching]
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[crashing]
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Thanks.
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Tanks! Step on it, Meekley.
Step on it.
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Alright you guys, hold on tight.
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Come on, come on.
Make with the footwork.
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[male announcer] And here
is pretty Penelope Pitstop
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peacefully purring along in third place.
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The Slag Brothers are racking
along in fourth place
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and Professor Pat Pending in
the Convert-a-Car is looking
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for a way to get past them.
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How about that!
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The professor's changed the
Convert-a-Car into a forklift.
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Thud thud
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[gibberish]
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[male announcer] What's this? Gravel's
making a boomerang out of his club.
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[comical music]
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While the other cars
maneuver for positions
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Dick Dastardly has shifted
Double Zero
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into a hydrofoil drive.
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And is skimming down the Mississippi
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for the finish line.
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It's like having the road all
to ourselves. Right, Muttley?
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[muttering]
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Curses! Hydrofoil again.
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Faster, Muttley, faster.
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[babbling]
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[male announcer] Red Max who is
trailing the field makes his move
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to pass Rufus Ruff Cut.
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I'll fly right over him.
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I'll cut him down with
my left rear tire.
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[Rufus Ruff Cut laughing]
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[screeching]
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[country music]
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[male narrator] Oh-oh, looks like
Dick Dastardly is up to no good. '
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On the contrary,
I'm going to give
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the rest of the racers a rest.
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In midstream that is.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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Hey, sarge, the sign says, "This Way."
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Must be some kind of detour.
Let's go!
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Here they come,
Muttley. Duck.
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Vroom
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[laughing]
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Bon voyage, everybody.
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[Penelope] Oh, dear,
I think we all are been shanghaied.
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[male announcer] With the other cars adrift
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Dick Dastardly delights in the
devilish deed he has done.
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It will be lonesome at the
finish line, Muttley.
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No one will be there, but us.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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What's that?
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Faster you, mugs, faster.
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[upbeat music]
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Drat! The luck.
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Foiled by the fancy footwork
of the Ant Hill Mob.
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[sniggering]
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[male announcer] As the Wacky racers
streak south past the halfway mark
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the Creepy Coupe has captured
the lead from the Surplus Six.
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And sarge shifts into land-mine power.
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Fire one!
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Boom
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boom
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Penelope Pitstop is in third place
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but the Arkansas Chuggabug
pulls past her.
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Oh! Why, of all the nerve!
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The Ant Hill Mob is fifth.
The Crimson Haybailer is sixth
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and close behind is Professor
Pat Pending's Convert-a-Car.
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It's converting into a jetpack.
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And now Pat Pending is jetting
ahead to take the lead.
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Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly is developing
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another despicable deed
to delay the other cars.
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[gun firing]
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Take a look and see who's
shooting at us, Muttley.
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[clucking]
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Just my luck to have a chicken dog.
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I'm Colonel Cornpone,
sir, and I want to know
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what a cotton-picking
Yankee carpetbagger
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is doing on my plantation?
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Well, well, doggone,
I sure enough am glad
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to meet y'all,
Colonel Cornpone.
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I'm from the Deep South myself
and there's a whole passel
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of Yankees chasing me.
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[sniggering]
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Look yonder.
They're coming now.
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No Yankees are going to
trespass on my land.
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[gun firing]
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We're under attack.
Private Meekley, fire!
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Okay, you mugs, let them have it.
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[guns firing]
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Let's get out of here, Muttley.
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Come back and fight, you coward!
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Sorry, colonel, I just
remembered I'm double-parked.
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[gun firing]
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[Penelope] Hold on there, sir.
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Aren't you ashamed of yourself
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shooting at our little
old Wacky Race cars?
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Race cars?
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I thought my plantation was
being invaded by Yankees.
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Why, colonel, do I sound like a
little old Yankee to you all?
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No, ma'am, you sure don't.
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Thank you, colonel.
Mwah.
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Woo-ey!
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You all can invade my
plantation anytime.
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Bye-bye, Colonel!
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Go, honey child, go.
Win that Wacky Race.
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[male announcer] As the
cars near the finish line
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Dick Dastardly has a commanding lead.
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I mean leak.
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We've stopped, Muttley.
What's wrong?
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[muttering]
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[male announcer] The Army
Surplus Six is in second place
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but Peter Perfect is coming up fast.
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Curses! That Colonel Cornpone
shot holes in our gas tank.
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Muttley, you plug up the holes,
I'll go and get some gas.
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Screech
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Yikes!
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♪♪
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[Dick] Drat! Drat! Foiled
by a flattened fuel can.
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We'll never win the race now.
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[sniggering]
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Yeow!
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[groaning]
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] Oh, that was a
tough break for Peter Perfect
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as the Ant Hill Mob takes
the lead away from him.
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But Peter Perfect noses them out
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and wins by a stretch
in the home stretch.
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Car number seven is second, and
Penelope Pitstop is third.
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[crowd cheering]
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Listen to that crowd applaud!
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Peter Perfect and his Turbo
Terrific are mighty popular.
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Smooch
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[male announcer] Clear the
highway. Here they come.
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Hear those wacky engines run.
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It's the Wacky Racers, roaring
along at a nail-biting pace.
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And on this leg of the race,
they're hot-footing it
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from Ankle Ache, Alabama
to the finish line
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at Shin Splint, Louisiana.
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Red Max is desperately
trying to keep ahead
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of the villainous
Dick Dastardly.
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[upbeat music]
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Thud
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Pretty Penelope Pitstop
in the Compact Pussycat
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has all the other cars
in pursuit. Ha ha.
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She leads them on a merry
chase into dismal swampland.
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Oh-oh! Soggy Bogs,
that'll slow her down.
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Oh! Dear me.
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Something's happened to Penelope.
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Having automotive trouble, pretty Penny?
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I'm giving my little old
wheels a quick drip-dry wash.
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'Cause they won't run with
that dirty old mud on them.
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How feminine. Of course
they will, Penny, watch.
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Splash
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On second thought, perhaps you're right.
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[country music]
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[male announcer] Look who's out in front now?
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Say, Dastardly, do you think
you can win this Wacky Race?
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You bet your bonnet, buster.
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Especially after I barricade
those blockheads.
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[laughing]
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Right, Muttley?
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[sniggering]
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[beeping]
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[male announcer] What a dirty trick.
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Dastardly has blocked
the road behind him.
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Watch out, professor!
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No problem, I'll just shift
to steeplechase horsepower.
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While Professor Pat
Pending hurdles along
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here comes the Buzzwagon.
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I'll get by quicker than you
can say, suffering sawdust.
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[laughing]
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Blast their blades, they've
buzz-sawed my barricades.
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I'll just have to find a better barrier.
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Crash
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You know, I think
I found it, Muttley.
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Get the repair kit.
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[sniggering]
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[male announcer] Meanwhile, the Wacky Race roars on
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toward an unmarked intersection.
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But they seem to be confused.
Now they're really crossed up.
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And here comes Dastardly,
the double-crossing
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demon passing everybody.
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Oh, that worm seems to
know the right way.
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How come, Dastardly?
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Very simple. I have a
superb sense of direction.
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Of course, it helped
to have Muttley here
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go out last night and
swipe the racing signs.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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[male announcer] Why, that's
a most, uh, a most uh...
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Try despicable.
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[male announcer] Despicable trick.
253
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:01,381
Wrong. Sneaky, maybe. Now,
here's a real despicable trick.
254
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:06,429
[Dick] I'll just pave the road
behind with my super-bounce rubber.
255
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:10,767
It'll be a real highway.
Ha ha ha.
256
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,147
[male announcer] Here comes the
Crimson Haybailer hopping through.
257
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,649
The Arkansas Chuggabug gets the bounce.
258
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,195
Oops! The Haybailer is out of control.
259
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:27,158
Look out for Peter Perfect.
Oh, that was close.
260
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:31,412
I didn't know the old Chuggabug
had so much get-up and go.
261
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,915
[whimpering]
262
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,541
[male announcer] Pete, are you alright?
263
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:40,505
Perfect. Did you notice, my
car doesn't have a scratch?
264
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,507
[chirping]
265
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,428
Well, maybe one or two.
266
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,556
I hope I brought my hammer and wrench.
267
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,891
Thud
268
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,895
That bouncing road will
get them hopping mad.
269
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,480
[laughing]
270
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,273
[sniggering]
271
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,651
[male announcer] Looks like
Pat Pending is the next victim.
272
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,153
So, the old bouncing road bit, eh?
273
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,198
I'll counterattack with my
super pancake flipper.
274
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,284
[country music]
275
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,458
[male announcer] Ah-ha,
I think Dastardly is about to get his.
276
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:22,463
Hey, what's going on?
Help! Help! Ow!
277
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,174
[male announcer] We'll take a short
break while Dastardly is wrapped up
278
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,218
in one of his low-down tricks.
279
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,469
Don't go away.
280
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,846
[Dick groaning]
281
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,227
[male announcer] The Slag Brothers are
slugging their way into the lead.
282
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,271
They are beating the Gruesome Twosome
283
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,981
in more ways than one.
284
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,443
Hey, they dented our
fender, and didn't stop.
285
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:47,905
That's hit and run. They've
got to go back to start.
286
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,783
Dragon power will drag them back.
287
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,121
Thud
288
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:59,083
We'd like to talk to you,
Slags, about a dented fender.
289
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,169
[laughing]
290
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,588
[male announcer] The cars are approaching
the famous jungle territory
291
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,590
of the Acme Wild Animal World.
292
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:10,052
I'm already here, ready to
use a little animal cunning
293
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,054
on those slowpokes.
294
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,764
[laughing]
295
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,184
[male announcer] Dastardly, now what?
296
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,144
A short announcement.
297
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,395
Attention!
298
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,523
Acme Animal World will pay $50,000
299
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,861
for the return of a lost,
tame, harmless gorilla.
300
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,615
Fifty thou... did you hear that, sarge?
301
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,409
Find that poor, lost,
tame, harmless gorilla
302
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,994
and the reward is ours.
303
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,416
Not if Red Max zooms in first.
304
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:45,546
We'll cut in that 50 grand too,
and still win the Wacky Race.
305
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,217
That's what he thinks.
306
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,220
This gorilla suit will stop them all.
307
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,181
[laughing]
308
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
[hooting]
309
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,938
[sarge] There he is.
310
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,564
I'll get him.
311
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,398
Ready with the cage, Muttley?
312
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,318
[sniggering]
313
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,987
[sarge] Come on out,
tame, harmless gorilla.
314
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,656
[growling]
315
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,492
[sarge] I see him. Now, I got you.
316
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,286
Hey, you're no tame, harmless gorilla.
317
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,080
You're a wild, untamed bear.
Aren't you?
318
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,290
[growling]
319
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,125
Meekly, start the engine.
320
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,339
Did you get him, sarge?
321
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:32,969
Don't ask silly questions.
Get going, that's an order.
322
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,638
[laughing]
323
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,559
The Red Max does not give up.
324
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,727
I haven't lost my touch.
325
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,314
That was one of my softest landings.
326
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,441
[bear growling]
327
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,695
Are you the tame, harmless gorilla?
328
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,655
[growling]
329
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,199
Backing out on the deal, eh, Max?
330
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,951
[laughing]
331
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,328
The 50 grand is mine.
332
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,289
[hooting]
333
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,750
The tame, harmless gorilla!
334
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:09,338
We'll cut away the brush, so
he can't hide, Sawtooth.
335
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,426
That bear will stop him.
336
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,595
[screaming]
337
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,973
Out of the way, bear.
338
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,392
Oh, no. Drat!
339
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,603
[screaming]
340
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,316
[Rufus] Hit the brakes, Sawtooth.
341
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,984
[screeching]
342
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,571
I hope he's not hurt. Are you
alright, harmless gorilla?
343
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,868
[Rufus] Hey, it's only
Dastardly in a monkey suit.
344
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:43,330
Double drat! My dirty trick
fell apart at the seams.
345
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,458
[sniggering]
346
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,544
[Dick] Come on,
Muttley. There's a race to be won.
347
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,671
[male announcers] The Wacky
Racers have suffered lots of damage
348
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,757
but they somehow continue to limp along
349
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,634
to Shin Splint, Louisiana.
350
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,594
Even Dastardly is catching up.
351
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,262
Yes. Ha ha ha.
352
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,806
Catching up on my sneaky stunts.
353
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,479
Okay, Muttley, now here's how
this loser's reaper works.
354
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,606
Aim it at that wagon over there.
355
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,279
This will wrap the race up
in a neat little package.
356
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:20,576
Now, aim it at the cars.
No! Not at me, the cars.
357
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,788
Muttley! Muttley!
Turn it off!
358
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,498
[muttering]
359
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,585
Turn it off! No!
360
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,089
Thud
361
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,801
Muttley, get me out of here.
362
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,886
[Dick] Muttley!
363
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,805
[sniggering]
364
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,227
[male announcer] Our radarscope shows
the rest of the racers in a big jam.
365
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,853
But the Red Max moves ahead.
366
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,189
They're almost to Ankle Ache, Alabama.
367
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,109
Turn cannon and fire a jet blast.
368
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,361
Okay, sarge.
369
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,238
Boom boom
370
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,949
Just one, Meekly.
371
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,035
[male announcer] Oh, too bad,
Red Max drops out of the race.
372
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,039
The Arkansas Chuggabug
has a hole blasted
373
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,624
through its boiler.
374
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,459
Oh, this race will be
finished under a cloud.
375
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,587
It's anybody's victory,
folks, and here they come.
376
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,842
Penelope Pitstop first,
Peter Perfect second
377
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,927
and the Creepy Coupe third.
378
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,098
Well, well, look what
the dog dragged in.
379
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,978
Stop that snickering and find me a
Boy Scout to untie these knots
380
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,272
before I need a finger retread.
381
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,357
[groaning]
382
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,532
[male announcer] And they're off
again! The Wacky Race goes on and on.
383
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:45,828
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for a position
384
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,705
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
385
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,042
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
386
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,629
Red Max of the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
387
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,260
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
388
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:07,057
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
389
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,643
It's going to be a great race, folks.
390
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,854
Hey, wait a minute.
391
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:12,980
Stop!
392
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,402
This race starts next week.
393
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,779
Next week?
394
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,532
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
395
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,077
Drat! Drat!
And a double drat!
396
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,246
[sniggering]
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