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[male announcer] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races.
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Competing for the title of
The World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Ant Hill
Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop.
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The glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile with
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the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double dealing do badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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Even now, they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off...
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to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly.
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Who, shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go, on the
way-out Wacky Races!
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♪♪
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Today's Wacky Race is a long,
tough, grueling grind
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over rough, tough, grueling country.
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From Lulu, Louisiana
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to the finish line at
Deep in ah art a, Texas.
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And what a wild and wacky race it is.
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♪♪
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Thump thump
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The Army Surplus Special
has taken the lead.
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Lay down rubber,
Meekley.
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We're going like a house on fire.
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Did you say fire, sarge?
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Okay!
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boom
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The Surplus Special takes
a turn for the worse
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as it goes into reverse.
And despicable Dick Dastardly
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in car "00" takes the lead.
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Who knows?
We may win this race
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the hard way, without the cheating.
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Right, Muttley?
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Third place is rugged Rufus
Ruff Cut and his pal, Sawtooth.
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Look out!
The Buzzwagon's lost a wheel.
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But The Ant Hill Mob loses two wheels!
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Squeak squeak
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Well what'll we do,
Big Clyde?
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Shift into jet skate power.
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[male narrator] And The Ant
Hill Mob skates into second place
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behind Dick Dastardly in car "00".
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Drat! I'll stop 'em.
Come on.
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Whoosh
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[Dastardly] I'll open the
gate on that corral
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and stampede the cattle across the road.
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Ha ha ha.
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Get along, little doggies.
Go, go, go!
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Ruff ruff ruff
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Hold it, hold it, not me.
Across the road. The road!
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Call me when the roundup
is over, Muttley.
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[sniggering]
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Pong
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[Dick Dasterdly] Come on, now.
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We've gotta stop that Ant Hill Mob.
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Hello, sheriff? Sheriff,
get your jail ready.
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The Ant Hill Mob's on Highway 42.
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[sniggering]
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Yeah, I know.
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They just went by.
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Hold on there!
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It's the sheriff, Clyde,
now what'll we do?
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We'll lose him, in that
Wood Scouts camp up ahead.
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[tires screeching]
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Ha! I don't lose that easy.
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[tires screeching]
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Whoosh
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Alright, you lugs.
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Now, make with the wood scout bit.
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Here comes the sheriff.
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Come out, Ant Hill Mob,
in the name of the law!
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♪ We're a Wood Scout Company
as you can plainly see ♪
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♪ If you think
we're something else ♪
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♪ You're wrong
as wrong can be ♪♪
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thud
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Say, have you young'uns seen anything of
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a gang of city outlaws?
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Yeah, yeah, sheriff.
They went thataway.
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Well, thanks, boys.
I'll round 'em up.
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Boing
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Double drat!
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They fooled the sheriff
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with that phoney wood scout routine.
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But you and I can play wood scouts, too.
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Eh, Muttley?
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] Meanwhile, back at the Wacky Races...
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...Peter Perfect hits an oil slick
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and his Turbo Terrific slips
past the Arkansas Chuggabug.
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[whimpering]
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Don't you fret, Blubber.
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I'll throw this old
boiler into tiger power.
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[Luke] Fasten your seat belt!
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[rumbling]
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Hold on to your hat, Blubber,
we got a tiger by the tail!
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[male narrator] And back in the
lead springs the Chuggabug.
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Followed by Big Gruesome,
who's determined to pass it
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by going into "Scare The Bear Power."
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Argh-h!
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[whimpering]
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And scare the bear it does,
but it works in reverse.
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And the Creepy Coupe drops
back to last place.
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Thud
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And the Wacky Race goes on.
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Meanwhile, back at the wood scouts.
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Alright, you guys.
Now, let's get out
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of these uniforms and hit the road.
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Uh, wait, boss.
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There's a wood scout leader!
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Well, well, I see my little troop
is ready for their lesson.
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[sniggering]
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♪ We're a Wood Scout Company
as you can plainly see ♪♪
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Never mind that.
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Our lesson for today is starting a fire
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by rubbing these two, uh,
these two sticks together.
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Those two sticks?
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Right. Quick, Muttley.
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Quick, behind this tree.
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Rub 'em real good, boys.
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I am, but's nothin' happenin'.
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[Dastardly] Don't worry. It will.
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[male narrator] While The
Ant Hill Mob plays with fire
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Red Max hedge-hops over
the Slag Brothers.
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Thud
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He popped his prop.
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Crash
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Oh, dear. My poor car.
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Won't somebody help
little ol' helpless me?
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[mumbling]
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Clack clack clack
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Oh, how darlin'!
They've fixed my little ol' car.
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And little old me thanks
you ever so ever!
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[male narrator] And while
the wacky beat goes on
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let's stand by for the second
half of this Wacky Race.
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- Anything, Clyde?
- No, not even a spark.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
You're not doing it right.
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[Dastardly] Give me
those sticks, dummies.
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Why must I do everything myself?
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Boom
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[sniggering]
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Help! Muttley!
Get water!
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Splash
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Help! Muttley!
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Splash
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Thanks a lot, Muttley.
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[sniggering]
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Alright, let's go. Ring-A-Ding's
waiting in the car.
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Hey, look! That wood scout's
heading for those falls.
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Splash splash
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Come on, you guys.
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Right, boss.
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Now, here's the caper
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we'll lower a human chain to that kid.
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- You got it?
- We got it, boss.
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Okay. Now grab my hands
as you come by, kid.
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Attaboy.
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- Gee, thanks, sir.
- That's okay, little fella.
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Hold it right there!
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Sorry, sheriff.
But we have to catch a boat.
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Yeah!
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And the Wacky Race, too.
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Ring-A-Ding, start the car.
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Gotcha, Clyde.
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Hey! Wait for us!
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[male narrator] Back at the
track, a giant tumbleweed rolls
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toward the Wacky Racers.
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Professor Pat Pending
rises to the occasion.
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But Penelope Pitstop is headed
for a rumble with a tumbleweed.
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Rufus Ruff Cut goes to the rescue
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and shifts into pulverized overdrive.
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And turbulizes the tumbleweed to shreds.
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Oh thank you ever so ever much, y'all!
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It was my pleasure,
Miss Penelope.
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[male narrator] And now Rufus has the
pleasure of being in first place.
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Now remember, Muttley...
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...when I jump onto the
end of the teeterboard
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it will bounce you up into the air
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so you can blow the dart
gun at the balloon
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holding that can of blasting powder.
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It will fall down on
the road and explode.
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Making it impassable.
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[male narrator] Rufus
Ruff Cut is still out in front.
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But Professor Pat Pending
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shifts into triple dribble power
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and bounces into the lead.
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Ready, Muttley?
Here they come.
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And here we go!
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Boing
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pop
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Ha ha ha!
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Muttley!
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[sniggering]
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Boom
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Help!
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Ouch!
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Muttley!
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[sniggering]
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And remember, you're not
plucking a chicken.
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Ouch!
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Ouch!
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[male narrator] Professor Pat
Pending decides to ensure his lead
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with his latest invention, pogo power.
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poing poing poing thud
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But a prairie-dog hole
stops his pogo-a-go-go
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and leaves him at the post.
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A pogo post, that is.
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While lucky number seven driven by
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the Ant Hill Mob takes over the lead.
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Every jalopy jockey is
jockeying for position
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as they come into the home stretch.
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Well Muttley, this is our
chance to sneak past the pack.
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Ya, ya, ya.
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Okay, ready with our secret weapon?
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[Dastardly chuckling]
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[Dastardly] Fire.
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toing
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thud
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thud thud thud
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Wacky Racers are finishing
fast, it's going to be close.
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They're approaching the finish
line. They're neck and neck.
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And the winner is...
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Uh, just a moment, folks.
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Our instant play it again
photo device shows
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that Rufus Ruff Cut wins by a nose.
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The Boulder Mobile is second
and the Convert-A-Car third.
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While Dick Dastardly is
stranded above the road.
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Drat! Secret weapon!
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[male narrator] Today's contest
finds the Wacky Racers
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waiting to wing their way to
Wheeling, West Wirginia.
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Uh, ha ha, uh,
West Virginia.
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♪♪
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And there they go!
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Taking an early lead
is that Beau Brummell
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of the brake-band burners.
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Peter Perfect in number
nine, the Turbo Terrific.
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The ultimate in engineering precision.
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poing poing poing
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crash
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Steaming up a storm in second place
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is the Arkansas Chuggabug.
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And in third place is-is...
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[coughing]
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00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,290
In third place is, uh...
259
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,499
Pop
260
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,919
Oh, yes, Rufus Ruff Cut and his partner
261
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,670
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
262
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,088
While sneaking up in fourth
263
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,550
is that disciple of deceit
and degradation...
264
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,093
...Dick Dastardly.
265
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,803
You left out despicable.
266
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:01,971
[chuckling]
267
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,431
Now, I'm going to derail
268
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,351
those Wacky Racers directly ahead.
269
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,684
click
270
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:08,937
poing
271
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,111
clink clink clink
272
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,780
screech
273
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:24,160
That, my dear Muttley, is the
hottest car in the race.
274
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,453
[chuckling]
275
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,413
[sniggering]
276
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,588
Clang
277
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,548
crash
278
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,883
squeak squeak
279
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,551
whoosh
280
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,722
Better trade that bear in for
a mule, you ridge runner.
281
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,766
[sniggering]
282
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:52,855
Ah, hush your cotton-picking
mouth, you lowlander.
283
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:57,402
Uh! Sweet sassafras!
We lost our boiler.
284
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,030
We're stranded like a
catfish on a mud bog.
285
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,658
[whimpering]
286
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,246
Well that's a right fine idea, Blubber.
287
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,251
[male narrator] And so,
converting to windmill power
288
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,254
the Arkansas Chuggabug blows
back into the running.
289
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,006
Now, I will eliminate
Peter Perfect
290
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,509
and first place will be mine.
291
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,011
[chuckling]
292
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,641
Crackle crackle
293
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,394
thud
294
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,812
whoosh
295
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,400
Lucky for him,
I wasn't in a crosswalk.
296
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,736
Nothing can stop us now,
Muttley.
297
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,696
We're a cinch to win this one.
298
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,533
One more exhibition like that
299
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,827
and you'll walk the rest of the way.
300
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,912
[sniggering]
301
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,249
Yee-ow!
302
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,463
Now, see what you've done
with your back-seat driving.
303
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,715
Get out there and get us down.
304
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,178
Do something.
Pull a lever.
305
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,473
crash
306
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,727
[sniggering]
307
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,524
One more snicker out of you
308
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,817
and I'll lease you out
309
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:23,404
as winter headquarters
for a flea circus.
310
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,824
Ah-ha!
What have we here?
311
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,037
[Dastardly] "'Caution road
under construction.'"
312
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,873
Look at all that heavy equipment.
313
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,583
[Dastardly chuckling]
314
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:40,088
And I know just what to do with it.
315
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,049
[male narrator] And now our racers
are starting up the steep slope
316
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,593
for Summer Squash Summit.
317
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,053
Looks like
Professor Pat Pendings
318
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,263
Convert-A-Car is starting to convert.
319
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,100
Well, what do you know?
320
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,352
He's changed to scrambler power.
321
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,355
Oh, oh, looks like too much
hill for the Ant Hill Mob.
322
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,610
Alright, you guys,
everybody out and push.
323
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,530
Oh, gee, boss, do we gotta?
324
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,491
Maybe, you'd rather
I should tell Bonnie on you?
325
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,250
Yikes! Follow that car.
326
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,212
♪♪
327
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,552
[Clyde] Hey.
328
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,012
Nobody pushes Clyde around.
329
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,974
Oh, yeah?
330
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,977
Take a ride, Clyde.
331
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,728
[sniggering]
332
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,647
Screech
333
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,982
Yikes!
334
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,484
Every mug for his self!
335
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,574
Crash
336
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,743
Alright, you creeps, where's my boys?
337
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:57,081
Here we are, boss.
Up here in the batty belfry.
338
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,834
Wow! Talk about your weirdos.
339
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,336
Yee-ow!
340
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,257
[growling]
341
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,558
Well, back to the
plotting board, Muttley.
342
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,102
I feel another plot coming on.
343
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,026
Curses! It stalled.
344
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,238
Okay, Muttley, when I say
"Now", pull on the throttle.
345
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,782
Now!
346
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,660
Yee-ow!
347
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:38,539
Not that one, stupid!
That one!
348
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,583
No, not that one!
349
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,084
Ah-h!
350
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,337
Do something!
351
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,923
Put on the brakes!
352
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,216
Screech
353
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,009
Yee-ow!
354
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,887
Thud
355
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,931
[sniggering]
356
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,561
O-oh, o-oh, ow!
357
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,480
[male narrator] Meanwhile, the
Slag Brothers are trying
358
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:06,067
to pass the
Army Surplus Special.
359
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,444
Ah!
360
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,949
Yourself!
361
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,825
[babbling]
362
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,369
Road hog!
363
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,703
Clang
364
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,414
[rumbling]
365
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,879
Hey, what's going on here?
366
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,923
Boom
367
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,096
Get ready now, Muttley.
368
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,558
We'll flatten them flatter
than a chewing-gum wrapper.
369
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,560
[chuckling]
370
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,936
[Dastardly] Here comes one.
371
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,272
Now!
372
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,817
Oh, no!
373
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,410
[sniggering]
374
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,959
Toing
375
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,965
[male narrator] Oh, Penelope's
having a little engine trouble.
376
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,761
Oh, dear! Now what can the matter be?
377
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,808
Hmm, wonder if it could be this
little old thingamajig here?
378
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,478
No, that's not it.
379
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,523
Bet it's this little old do-floppy here.
380
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,775
No.
381
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,653
This little old thing here?
382
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,363
Maybe this?
383
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,240
No.
384
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,992
Maybe that?
385
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,327
No
386
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,119
This?
387
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,705
No.
388
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,165
That?
389
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,833
No.
390
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:50,254
Oh, there you are, you little
old troublemaker, you.
391
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,715
Now, where's that little old bobby pin?
392
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,512
There.
That fixed it.
393
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,268
[male narrator] And so, with
a little female ingenuity
394
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,728
Penelope is back in the race
395
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,230
with time and parts to spare.
396
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,567
Meanwhile, Peter Perfect speeds
his Turbo into a tunnel
397
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,945
unaware that Dick Dastardly is
waiting at the other end...
398
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,864
...with baited hook.
399
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,450
We're going fishing, Muttley.
400
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,913
And we're going to catch
us a Turbo Terrific.
401
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,580
[sniggering]
402
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,961
[Dastardly] Yee-ow!
403
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,840
[male narrator] With less than
five miles to go to Wheeling
404
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:38,344
the Wacky Racers sprint
for the finish line!
405
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,681
We'll never win at this
rate you guys, unless we--
406
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,599
Cheat.
Right, boss?
407
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:47,853
Wrong! Unless we lighten
the load, dum-dum.
408
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,439
Who says it pays to win?
409
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,942
There goes our ill-gotten gains.
410
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,238
[male narrator] The racers
continue to roar back and forth
411
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,156
in their nip and tuck
battle for the lead.
412
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,075
It looks like anybody's race now.
413
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,952
As they come down to the finish line
414
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,538
The Ant Hill Mob is coming on
as if the law's after them.
415
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,457
And it's The Ant Hill
Mob finishing first
416
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,251
with Peter Perfect second...
417
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,628
...and Penelope Pitstop a close third.
418
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,342
Somewhere near Albuquerque...
419
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,262
...there's a fast freight
lumbering west...
420
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,013
...with a loose caboose.
421
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:29,270
Hey, stop the train!
Let me out of here!
422
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,856
Stop the train!
423
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,191
[sniggering]
424
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,827
[male narrator] And they're off again!
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
425
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,122
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position.
426
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,083
Looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
427
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:55,796
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
428
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,381
Red Max of the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
429
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,387
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
430
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:09,435
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
431
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,104
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
432
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,190
Hey, wait a minute.
433
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,316
Stop!
434
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,484
crash
435
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,446
This race starts next week.
436
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,156
Next week?
437
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,700
That means, I'll get a
good start on the others.
438
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,076
Thud
439
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,872
[Dastardly] Drat, drat and double drat!
440
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,041
[sniggering]
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