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[theme music]
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[male narrator] And now, here they are.
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the "Wacky Races."
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Competing for the title of
the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Ant Hill
Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-a-Car.
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Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder mobile
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with the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing
do-badders, Dick Dastardly
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and his sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they are up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off!
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To a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way-out "Wacky Races!"
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[male narrator] Today, our Wacky
Racers are roaring along
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the rugged peninsula of Baja California.
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Racing toward the sleepy
little Mexican village
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of Enchilada, by the sea.
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[country music]
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[engines revving]
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Thud
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[engines revving]
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Thud
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[male narrator] The Slag Brothers
in Car Number one are in the lead
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and their Boulder mobile
is right at home
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in this rocky land.
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Crash
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The Creepy Coupe is in second place
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but the Gruesome Twosome are in trouble.
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Their engine's overheating.
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Little Gruesome is shifting
into storm power.
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[thunder crashing]
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[ricochets]
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Peter Perfect is hurrying
along in third place.
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But Rufus Ruff Cut in the Buzzwagon
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tries to cut down
Peter's lead.
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The rest of the Wacky Racers
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are bunched up behind the leaders.
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And hanging on to last place
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is Dick Dastardly in double zero.
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Drat! I can't do any dirty
work from back here.
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I'll cheat my way up front.
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♪♪
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[Dick Dastardly laughing]
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Now that we're up front,
we'll take these balloons
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and give our rivals a bum steer or two.
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[ricochets]
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♪♪
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The other drivers will sit here all day
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honking at these rubber cows.
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[laughing]
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Muttley, I told you to put them
in the middle of the road.
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Thunk
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growl
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Egads! A real steer.
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He-I-I-lp!
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[ricochets]
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[sniggering]
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[carnival music]
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[sniggering]
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[radarscope beeping]
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[male narrator] As the cars speed
southward on the rugged peninsula...
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...the road turns into winding,
hard-to-follow trails.
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[crashing]
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The heavy Surplus Special
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has bulldozed its way into the lead.
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Followed by Peter Perfect
in Car Number nine.
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[crashing]
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The other cars are roaring over
the trackless sand dunes.
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And Dick Dastardly, running last again
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shifts double zero into
front spin drive.
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[blades whirring]
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As Car Number five goes over a sand dune
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Dick Dastardly goes under it.
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Thud
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Oh! You're no gentleman!
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[male narrator] And while pretty
Penelope Pitstop ponders her problem...
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...stay tuned for more
of this Wacky Race.
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[male narrator] As the Ant Hill
Mob climbs over a sand dune
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old you-know-who bores under it.
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Thud
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[Clyde] Okay, you mugs, let's go.
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[male narrator] And now, Professor
Pat Pending climbs a sand dune.
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Thud
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Oh, fiddle stick.
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And once again, Dick Dastardly
is in first place.
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Yes, and this time, we're going
to stay here. Eh, Muttley?
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[sniggering]
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[laughing]
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Oh, Drat! The luck!
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We're stuck in a mudhole!
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Si, senor. You wish me to
pull you out for 80 pesos?
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50 pesos? Maybe 20 pesos?
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One peso?
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Alright, alright.
Just get me out of here.
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Si, senor.
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Giddy up, Tamale.
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Do all the cars get
stuck in that mudhole?
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Si. They cannot move until
Tamale pulls them out.
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Hmm. I'm beginning to get
an idea for a dirty trick.
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I'll give you 100 pesos for that burro.
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Oh! That's a deal.
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[laughing]
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That mudhole will stop the others
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and I shall be an easy winner.
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[sniggering]
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[upbeat country music]
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, dear. Mud.
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[tires screeching]
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Permit me to assist you,
Miss Penelope.
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You may proceed now, my dear.
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Why, thank you. You are a real
gentleman, Peter Perfect.
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[both laughing]
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And we've got the only burro.
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You wish me to pull you out
for 20 pesos, senorita?
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That sure would be sweet
of little old you.
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[whistles]
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Hey, what's the idea?
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You didn't tell me you
had another burro.
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You didn't ask me, senor.
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I have many burros.
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Look.
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[braying]
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[braying continues]
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Toodle-ooh, y'all!
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[tires screeching]
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[blades whirring]
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[ricochets]
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Okay, you guys, push.
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[ricocheting]
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[male narrator] As Car Number two
sinks slowly into the slush...
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...Little Gruesome
shifts to dragon power.
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[snorting]
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And the fire-breathing
dragon fires away.
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Drying up the mud hole.
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Drat! All the cars are ahead of us.
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[ricochets]
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Get out of my car, you ornery burro.
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That does it.
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I'll use brute force on this brute!
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Thud
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And stay out!
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[braying]
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[metal clanking]
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Oh, no! Stop!
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Stop!
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[crashing]
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[braying]
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[male narrator] At the finish line,
the crowd is tense with excitement.
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[crowd snoring]
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And here come the cars
into the home stretch.
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Number seven is in front,
Number four is in second place
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followed by Professor
Pat Pending in third place.
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The other cars are strung
behind the leaders.
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And now the Slag Brothers
are making their move.
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It's going to be close.
Mighty close!
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Number one is in the lead, but
only one brother is in the car.
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They've made it!
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Number one is first,
Number seven is second
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and four is third.
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They're all in now.
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And bringing up the
rear is Dick Dastardly
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in a one horsepower special.
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] Roaring across the
river, the Wacky Racers are off
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on another wacky lap of today's race.
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This time heading for
Krazy Kreek, Kentucky.
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But wait a minute.
It looks like one of the racers
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is sneaking by underwater.
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Oh, that could only be...
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It is... Sneaky Dick Dastardly
and Muttley the Menace.
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[upbeat music]
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[male narrator] Uh-oh.
What's Dastardly up to now?
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I'll eliminate this route
with my roto-route router.
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[laughing]
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Look out! Oh well, no
route is no problem
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to Professor Pat Pending.
He takes to water like a duck.
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While the Slag Brothers
take to water like a rock.
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[splashing]
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And sink like a lead balloon.
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[crashing]
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[ricochets]
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[ricochets]
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[crashing]
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Well, looks like Slag Brothers
are back in the race.
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Or I should say, all the way back.
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Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's
getting their lumps.
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[chuckles] Four, to be exact.
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And now, the Ant Hill Mob,
moving up in the Wacky Race.
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Alright, you guys, all together.
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Stroke.
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Stroke.
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Stroke.
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[male narrator] And here
comes Penelope Pitstop.
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Oh, dear, and I didn't
bring my shower cap.
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[tires screeching]
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Will you gentlemen be so kind as to help
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a little old damsel in distress?
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Ah, most certainly.
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Yeah, indeed.
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[whistles]
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[burbling]
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[big Gruesome] Get going.
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[burbling]
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My, how sweet of y'all.
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[upbeat country music]
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[male narrator] And the
Wacky Race goes on.
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Oops! Except for Number four.
Too bad.
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Red Max has just dropped
into last place.
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Anyone for a drag race
with a real dragon?
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[laughing]
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[male narrator] Meanwhile,
Dick Dastardly, the villain
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is building up a tremendous lead.
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[tires screeching]
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Hey, you! Get that egg
crate out of the way!
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What did you say?
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Uh, I said, you were real great,
uh, and I meant it. Heh-heh.
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Oh, no.
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Curses! Now, the other
cars will catch up to us.
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Hmm. What have we here?
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"'King Klong.
Largest gorilla in captivity."'
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[laughing]
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Boy, does that start the
old wheels to turning
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in my evil mind.
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With my power over dumb animals...
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...I'll hypnotize this gorilla
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and have him delay the other racers.
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[Dick Dastardly laughing]
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[crashing]
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[melodious music]
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Not you, Muttley!
The gorilla! The gorilla!
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Now, go open that door and
let the gorilla out.
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Thud
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- Who, me?
- Yes, you.
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Stop chattering.
The driver will hear you.
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[gasps]
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[ricochets]
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[growling]
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[Dick Dastardly] N-n-nice gorilla. Watch the watch.
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See it swing, back and forth.
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Back and forth.
Back and forth.
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You are in my power.
260
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,576
I hope.
261
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,746
You will do as I say.
262
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,791
Please?
You will go back there
263
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,002
and stop any car that comes this way.
264
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,506
[crashing]
265
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,882
[sniggering]
266
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,428
What are you laughing at?
267
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,729
[male narrator] Meanwhile,
Number one, the Slag Brothers
268
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:42,650
in their Rolling Stone, are
letting no master order them.
269
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,152
[mumbling]
270
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,781
And here comes the Creepy
Coupe creeping up.
271
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,120
And the Creepy Coupe
goes into stick shift.
272
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,752
[blows Bronx cheer]
273
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,755
[male narrator] And it's
Penelope Pitstop in Number five
274
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,008
showing them which way to go.
275
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,844
But Number two has a
witch way of their own.
276
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,180
The Witches Hex way.
277
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:19,937
A hex on you, dearie.
A hex on you.
278
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,732
Looks like the hex is on you, ma'am.
279
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,318
Your hair is a sight.
280
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,777
Ain't it the truth?
281
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,406
But since I washed it,
I can't do a thing with it.
282
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,535
Uh, try some of this.
It does wonders for my hair.
283
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,754
Now, isn't that much nicer?
284
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,005
Where did she go?
285
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,634
And with my last can of hairspray, too.
286
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,053
[gasps] Oh my!
287
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,971
[tires screeching]
288
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,098
Shoo. Shoo. Go away.
289
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,019
Well, I'll declare.
290
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,313
[gibbering]
291
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:10,029
Don't worry, Penelope,
I'm coming. I'll protect you.
292
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,406
Unhand that girl, you monster.
293
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,535
Don't hurt the little
old gorilla, Peter.
294
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,037
I'm a karate expert, you know?
295
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,588
What's that, sarge?
A hairy mountain?
296
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,924
Uh, looks like a gigantic gorilla.
297
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,844
Drop that girl!
298
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,304
Unh-unh.
299
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,560
Down periscope.
300
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,228
[sergeant blast] Standby to fire.
301
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,897
[Penelope] Don't hurt the
little old gorilla.
302
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,482
[sergeant blast] Fire!
303
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,608
[explosion]
304
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,655
Now, be a nice gorilla,
and put me down, you.
305
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,324
[gibbering]
306
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,869
The great Red Max will bring
down that big blimp.
307
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,123
[machine gun firing]
308
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,458
Bye, George.
309
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,801
Gangway!
310
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,970
Uh-oh.
311
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,638
[Rufus Ruff Cut] Gear down!
312
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,975
[engine revving]
313
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,145
[crashing]
314
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,191
[male narrator] And now,
Penelope Pitstop is making fast time
315
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,319
as she gains on the leaders.
316
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,737
But not fast enough.
317
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,699
Oh. It's you again.
318
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,868
Dear me, you look a sight.
319
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,996
You could be attractive
with just a little makeup.
320
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,415
First a powder base.
321
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,751
Then some lipstick.
322
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,919
A little mascara.
323
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,756
And a wig to top it off.
324
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,759
Now, isn't that better?
325
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,595
[gibbering]
326
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,182
[male narrator] And so, it's sweet and
innocent Penelope back in the race.
327
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,142
And the rest not far behind
328
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,394
we have a contest for
third place going on
329
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,773
between Car Number one
and Car Number eight.
330
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,816
Now, Car Number one is
leading by a couple of feet
331
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,027
and looking for an opening ahead.
332
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,904
[mumbling]
333
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,990
He's found it.
334
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,452
But here comes Number ten, the Buzzwagon
335
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,871
trying to trim the Slag Brothers' lead.
336
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,830
[mumbling]
337
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,836
Meanwhile, villainous
Dick Dastardly has built up
338
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,923
a tremendous lead, and he
looks like a cinch to win.
339
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,634
And just to be sure there'll
be a few slip-ups...
340
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,053
...I'll slicker them with my oil slick.
341
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,888
[Dick Dastardly laughing]
342
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,520
[straining]
343
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,692
Two hundred yards to go,
and victory is mine.
344
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,151
[laughing]
345
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,986
[whimpering]
346
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,741
Oh, no. It's that
galloping gorilla again.
347
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,164
[crashing]
348
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,541
[screeching]
349
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,838
[male narrator] And here come the
rest of the cars down to the finish.
350
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,299
And the winner is Car Number
six, the Army Surplus Special.
351
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,719
Car Number four, the Crimson
Haybailer is second.
352
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,596
And Car Number ten, the
Buzzwagon is third.
353
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,355
[melodious music]
354
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,858
Yes, master.
Watch the swinging watch.
355
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,234
Back and forth, back and forth.
356
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,863
Yes, master.
I'm in your power.
357
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,907
[ape gibbering]
358
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,326
[sniggering]
359
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,882
The Wacky Race goes on and on,
each driver determined to win.
360
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,384
Maneuvering for position,
looking for the opening
361
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,428
that will put him in the lead.
362
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,765
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
363
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,809
Red Max in the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
364
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,356
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
365
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,403
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
366
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,157
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
367
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,284
Hey, wait a minute.
368
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,660
Stop!
369
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,454
[crashing]
370
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,791
This race starts next week.
371
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,878
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
372
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,421
[crashing]
373
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,133
[Dick Dastardly] Drat!
Drat! And double drat!
374
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,010
[sniggering]
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