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[male narrator] And now here they are
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the most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races
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competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's the ingenious inventor
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Pat Pending, in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next is the Boulder mobile with
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the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe and the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas chugga-Bug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that mean machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick
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and they're off to a standing start.
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And why not? They've
been chained to a post
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by shifty Dick Dastardly, who
shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go, on the
way-out Wacky Races.
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[male narrator] As we
join the Wacky Racers
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they are wending their wacky way up
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the precipitous peaks of Pikers Peak
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toward today's finish line
in Mishmash, Missouri!
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In the lead is car number
one, the Slag Brothers
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followed by Penelope Pitstop.
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Number two, the Creepy Coupe.
Look out! Whoops!
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The Creepy Coupe flew the coop
right out of the race. Ha ha!
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♪♪
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Now, the Creepy Coupe
has flown right back
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into the Wacky Race again.
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Here's the Anthill Mob
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and Peter Perfect is out to pass it
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really way out!
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And Professor Pat Pending
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finds himself way up in the air
in that beautiful balloon!
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As Rufus Ruff Cut roars
around the ridge.
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And here comes Red Max.
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Oh! The old Haybaler ain't
what she used to be!
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Max will have to bale out!
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Five, six, seven, eight, nine... ten.
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[male narrator] Last and least
desirable, the double zeroes.
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Dick Dastardly and Muttley.
Get a late start, Dastardly?
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Yeah.
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Last night, I had Muttley here
let the air out of the tires.
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And guess whose tires got it?
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[sniggering]
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Cut that out!
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Slurp
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And cut that out!
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Here, do something right for a change!
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Give them the old, phony
fire-engine bit.
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[siren blaring]
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♪♪
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[gibberish]
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Where I come from
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we call that a low-down,
Yankee carpetbagger trick.
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Gets them every time. He he!
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[sniggering]
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Hmm.
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Which way do we go?
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Let me have a look at that map.
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We're supposed to take the left road
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but if we cheat, taking the right
road, we get there faster.
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We won't take the left road,
that is the right road
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we'll take the right road which
is the wrong road, right?
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[grunts]
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Zoom
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Column left!
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Did you say left, Sarge?
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- Right!
- Oh! Right!
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No!
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Meekly!
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Meekly. Come back here!
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[male narrator] Meanwhile, on the wrong road
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the Arkansas chugga-Bug barrels along!
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[groaning]
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Screech
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crash
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What in tarnation is
going on around here?
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[muttering]
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Oh! I get it, which way do we go?
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Relax, they don't call me
Hound Dog Luke for nothing!
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[sniffing]
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[muttering]
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They went that-a-way!
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[male narrator] Meanwhile, back on the right road
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it's the Slag Brothers
with a slight lead.
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But here comes the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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to challenge them.
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[speaking gibberish]
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While the Slag Brothers settle
their little difference
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Penelope takes over first place
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followed by the Anthill Mob!
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I do declare, this wind doesn't
help my little old complexion.
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I think I'll have me a
little old mud-pack facial.
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Oh, my, that is so soothing!
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A little more beauty mud, please.
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Splash
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Not that much, silly.
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Now I'll have to take a
little old bubble bath.
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[humming]
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[male narrator] Uh-oh! Something's
gone wrong with Peter Perfect's car.
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Peter Perfect is moving up
and zooms into first place.
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Crash
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Well, while Peter Perfect
checks his road maps again
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stay tuned for more of the Wacky Racers.
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[male narrator] While the
rest of the Wacky Racers
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are racing along the right road
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Dick Dastardly has taken
a sneaky side road.
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Muttley, we've got this race in the bag!
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He he! Who says only good guys win?
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Not now, Muttley, stop bothering me
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can't you see I'm driving?
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No, don't tell me that someone
else took the sneaky road, too?
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What's the matter with you
why didn't you tell me?
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[muttering]
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Okay! Okay! What a grouch!
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Wow! What a keen booby trap!
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Wish I'd thought of it!
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You're trespassing on McLod
territory, stranger!
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Stranger? I'm no stranger.
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Well, you sure ain't no kinfolk of mine!
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I am so!
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Don't you notice the family
resemblance, cousin?
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I've come to warn you, cousin
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that there's some strangers coming up
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the trail right behind me!
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You mean there was some strangers!
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[laughing]
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That takes care of those characters.
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Well don't just sit there, Muttley!
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Start putting the car back together.
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[muttering]
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The side bolt connected
to the front bolt
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the front bolt connected
to the back bolt
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the back bolt connected
to the neck bolt...
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[male narrator] As we pick up the
Wacky Racers on our radarscope we see--
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What's going here?
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Looks like one of our
Wacky Racers has gone wacky!
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Oh! It's only a wacky fly.
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But speaking of Wacky Racers,
here's the Creepy Coupe
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with jet-assist Dragon
Breath out in front.
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Professor Pat Pending is sailing
along with the breeze.
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But here comes Red Max
leaping for the lead.
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What a performance, the Creepy
Coupe gives him a big hand!
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The Creepy Coupe still clings
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to its lead in the Wacky Race
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but the Wacky Professor,
Pat Pending
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comes up with another wacky invention!
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The convertible turtle top!
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And away he goes.
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Are we still lost,
Private Meekly?
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Don't you know we got a race to win?
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I'll ask that fellow up
ahead where we are, Sarge!
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I'll fix those ding-busted strangers!
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Crash
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[laughing]
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Well, that took care of one of them!
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Faster, Muttley!
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[sniggering]
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Pesky strangers.
Here's some more.
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Well, I swear. Howdy, Cousin
Elmer, long time no see!
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Well, bust my suspenders!
If it ain't Cousin Luke.
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- Howdy, Cousin.
- Howdy.
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And this must be
Cousin Fudd, howdy!
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That ain't Cousin Fudd,
Elmer, that's a bear.
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Well, he sure looks like
Cousin Fudd!
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There's another cousin
up the road a piece!
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Get in, Muttley, we
gotta get out of here
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before that dumb hillbilly gets wise!
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That low-down, cheating varmint
ain't no kin of ours.
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Uh-oh! Let's go!
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Dag-blasted, doggone, horn-swaggled
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no good city slicker.
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[male narrator] And so, as the cars
roar into the final mile of the race
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car number seven, the
Anthill Mob, is first
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but the Slag Brothers are
moving into the lead.
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[muttering]
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Okay, Ring-a-Ding, give
them the old rat-a-tat!
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Sure thing, boss.
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[male narrator] Now its car
number seven in the lead.
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But here comes Peter Perfect
in car number nine...
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...and he rockets into the lead
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and heads for the finish
line like a comet!
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But wait, what's that?
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There's a little kitten
wandering onto the track.
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Peter hits his brakes.
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And it's a tough break for Peter Perfect
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as Professor Pat Pending
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in car number three finishes first.
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Penelope Pitstop is second,
the Creepy Coupe is third.
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Nice kitty!
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[male narrator] And speaking of kitties--
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Ha ha! Look at what the
cat dragged in last
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droopy Dick Dastardly!
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Oh, drat!
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] And away
go the Wacky Racers
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on another lap of the wild Wacky Race
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this time to the little
town of Baked, Idaho.
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Each one is determined
to be a Wacky winner.
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And just as determined to stop
them is that wacky villain...
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I mean that wacky villain
Dick Dastardly.
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Drat! I'll win yet!
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[male narrator] And his sleazy,
wheezy buddy, Muttley.
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[sniggering]
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♪♪
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Purring along with a comfortable lead
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Penelope Pitstop in number
five decides to make
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a few makeup repairs.
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While in second place, the Slag brothers
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are trying for some quick motor repairs.
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Now storming into the lead
is the Creepy Coupe.
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And boiling past the Creepy
Coupe is the Arkansas Chugabug.
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[bawling]
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Let go of me, you gosh-dang
blubbering bear.
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[male narrator] Hold everything!
What's that up above?
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Don't tell me it's Dick Dastardly.
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Well, it's not your Aunt Matilda.
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[sniggering]
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Alright, Muttley, lower
that block of concrete.
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That will block the road
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and block those blockheads
from winning the race.
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Drat! It's stuck!
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I'll have to force it down.
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Oh, no! Here they come!
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Drat! Drat! Drat!
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Drat and double drat!
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Drat!
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[male narrator] Back to the Wacky Racers.
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Number eight is still in the lead.
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Make a parsnip sandwich,
Blubber.
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I got me the hungries.
And heavy on the pepper.
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And there goes number eight,
heading for last place.
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Number eight has hit number nine.
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Number nine hits number seven.
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Seven hits one.
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One hits four.
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Four hits three.
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Three hits six.
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Folks, it's a chain reaction.
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Wow, they're all out for repairs.
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Except number five,
Penelope Pitstop...
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who again takes the lead
in the Wacky Race.
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So long, fellas. See y'all!
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Oh, yeah? She won't have
the lead for long.
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00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:10,892
Stay here, Muttley. I'll give her
my Red Riding Hood routine.
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[sniggering]
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Won't someone help
Little Red Riding Hood?
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Why, it's little old
Red Riding Hood.
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00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,532
What can I do for you,
little old Red Riding Hood?
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Could you take these cookies
to Granny's house?
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- I'm late for a date.
- Of course I will, honey.
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I got plenty of time.
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Be sure and take the
shortcut to Granny's.
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And thank you ever so much.
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You're welcome, honey.
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Of course, we'll get
there before she does.
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] If you
want to see a switch on
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the Little Red Riding Hood story, folks
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just stay tuned for part
two of the Wacky Racers.
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♪♪
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You know what to do with
this wolf suit, Muttley.
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I'm going through the back window.
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[sniggering]
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There's little old Grandma's house.
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I better hurry and get back in the race.
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Come in.
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Here's your little old cookies, Grandma.
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Oh, my! That's the wolf.
You'd better hide in the closet.
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[sniggering]
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[Penelope] Don't you worry,
little old Grandma.
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I'll take care of that old wolf.
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The wolf won't bother
you anymore, Grandma.
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You better hide in the closet, anyway.
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Penelope's car.
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00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,119
I'd better check and
see if she's alright.
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[Penelope] Go away, you old wolf!
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I can take a hint.
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00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,131
Goodbye, little old Granny.
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00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,801
Why don't you go out through
that little old side door?
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It's quicker.
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00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:14,599
I'll do that little old thing.
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Aha!
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By the time you get out of
here, the race will be over.
295
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,981
[laughing]
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00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,983
I think I'll pay
Grandma a visit.
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00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,234
She digs that
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oh-what-big-teeth-you-have routine.
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00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,406
Hey! You ain't Grandma!
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00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,326
My, what big teeth you have.
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[wolf] Out!
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00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,004
[Penelope] Help! Let me out!
303
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,799
Oh, goody!
Red Riding Hood's here.
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00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,801
Come out, my dear.
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00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,763
[Penelope] Take that, that, and that!
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00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,015
I don't know little old you.
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00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,976
Well, I know one thing.
I'm in the wrong story.
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00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:07,276
I just hope I can still win
the little old Wacky Race.
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00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,029
[male narrator] Meanwhile, the
Wacky Racers fight for the lead
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in the Wacky Race.
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00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,991
Alright, you guys, into getaway power.
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00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,910
The Red Max is on our tail.
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00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,583
Oh, no, you don't!
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00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,586
[male narrator] Now the Red
Max is shifting to superprop power.
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00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,464
And he's going to be hard to
stop with that superpower.
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00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,352
And it's number four leading the--
317
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,356
And here comes the Army Surplus six.
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00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,692
Scram, you guys! Scatter!
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00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,034
[male narrator] Hold it!
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00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,330
What dastardly crime are you
up to now, Dick Dastardly?
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00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:06,586
A foolproof way to win this
Wacky Race, that's what.
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00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,671
[laughing]
323
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:16,554
When they see a cattle,
they detour, and I win!
324
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:20,516
- You fiend!
- I know it. Ha ha!
325
00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:27,064
Quick! Make like cattle crossing.
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00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,568
[sniggering]
327
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,031
Moo-moo-moo!
328
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,826
[sniggering]
329
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,792
It worked.
330
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,295
Oh, no!
331
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,676
They're coming back.
Stop, I say.
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I am a cattle crossing.
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00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,144
[cow mooing]
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00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,355
What's that?
335
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,232
[grunting]
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00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,287
[male narrator] And here are
the Wacky Racers again...
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00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,374
with Rufus Roughcut,
number ten, out in front.
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00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,542
But wait a minute,
there's a giant boulder
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00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,919
blocking the road.
340
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,046
And Rufus Roughcut's not stopping.
341
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,049
He's heading straight for it...
342
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,385
...and he's boring straight through.
343
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,470
And here come the Slag brothers.
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00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,180
They're not stopping, either.
345
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,145
And now it's
Professor Pat Pending.
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00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,026
And nothing is stopping
the Professor, either.
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00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,699
Here's the finish line at
the town of Baked, Idaho.
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00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,035
It's number ten and number
one and number three
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00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,453
each fighting for the lead.
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00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,455
It looks like number three, folks.
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00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:11,210
No, number ten. And it's...
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00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,004
number one in front!
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00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,299
That's official. The Slag
brothers are the winners.
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00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:22,179
The Buzzwagon is second, and
the Convert-a-Car is third.
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00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,559
Meanwhile, meet a real loser:
Dick Dastardly.
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00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,103
Keep running, Muttley!
Keep running!
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00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,772
He's got to run out of gas some time!
358
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,366
And they're off again!
359
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,578
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
Each driver determined to win.
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00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,121
Maneuvering for position
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00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,957
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
362
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,045
The Anthill mob uses
Getaway power.
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00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,714
Red Max in the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
364
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,595
The Arkansas Chugabug uses jet power.
365
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,309
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
366
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,936
Oh, it's going to be a great race folks.
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00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,813
Hey, wait a minute.
368
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,273
Stop!
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00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,320
This race starts next week.
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00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,741
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
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00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,788
Drat! Drat! And double drat.
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