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[male narrator] And now here they are
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the most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the Wacky Races
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competing for the title
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of the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's the ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next is the Boulder mobile
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with the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe and the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas chugga-Bug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that mean machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick
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and they're off to a standing
start. And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way-out Wacky Races.
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As the Wacky Racers
roar across the desert
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dashing toward
Handsprings, Wyoming
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the drivers are desperately
trying to pass one another.
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[grunting]
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♪♪
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Peter Perfect is tailgating Gravel
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one of the Slag brothers.
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Sorry, Slag!
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[male narrator] What strategy!
By lightening the load
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the Slags have bounced
into a solid lead.
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But wait, what's this?
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Those double villains in car double zero
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Dick Dastardly and Muttley have
somehow gone into the lead!
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That sneaky shortcut put us way
out in front, right, Muttley?
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[sniggering]
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Now, to make sure those other
jalopies can't catch us.
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[laughing]
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Hurry up, Muttley, faster,
faster with those sticks.
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Can't you do anything right?
Hurry up, dum-dum!
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[barking]
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Okay, okay. Down, boy.
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Nice doggie.
I was only fooling, pal!
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[sniggering]
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Now here's my plan to stop them.
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This fast-burning fuse leads
to my mighty-mean missile...
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...which is aimed at the road.
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It'll make the grandest canyon
they ever saw. Right, Muttley?
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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You light the fuse when I say "now."
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No, not now, now!
Gangway!
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Blast
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boom
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[sniggering]
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[muttering]
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[male narrator] The Wacky
Racers have arrived at the very edge
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of Dastardly's destructive depression.
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Fortunately for all, inventor
Pat Pending got there first.
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I'll just use my old
do-it-yourself canyon crosser.
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[male narrator] And now, all the racers
roll across rapidly, all but...
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...where's number one,
the Boulder mobile?
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It better hurry.
Here it comes!
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[gibberish]
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Thud
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[shouting gibberish]
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[male narrator] Meanwhile as Dick
Dastardly darts across the desert
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a pair of piercing eyes
track his trail of dust!
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Iron wagon come bring them smog
where deer and antelope play.
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Great traffic cop in sky
say, "Stop them wagon!"
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Drat, I only slowed them down.
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I'll just have to be more dastardly!
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What's that sign up ahead?
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"Warning! Pale Face keep out
where deer and antelope play
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"and the skies are not cloudy all day."
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Signed, "Chief Crazy Buffalo!"
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That fellow could help
me put the Indian sign
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on the other cars.
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[laughing]
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[male narrator] As Dastardly
designs his devious dirty deed
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our radarscope shows the other
racers are well-bunched.
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Then they peel off once more.
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Number six, Army Surplus
Special has the lead
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using bazooka power!
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And right behind them is number
two with the Gruesome Twosome.
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Poof
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Uh-oh! It's a flat tire!
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But here comes the instant repair kit!
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Pretty snaky! Number five
with Penelope Pitstop
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is about to pass them.
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[whistles]
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Oh!
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Now, the cars move down a narrow canyon
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with number six in front.
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Number two is second, and unable
to pass is number three.
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But driver Pat Pending
is always inventing.
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How about that bit? He's
changed into a giant drill!
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He passes number five...
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...seven...
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...nine...
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...and four.
Leaving them far behind.
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Nothing can stop him now.
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Well, almost nothing!
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Oh, drat, they're getting too close.
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I've gotta find that Indian
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and join forces for an all-out attack!
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As Dastardly drives on, we
take a quick look up ahead!
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Me put them up wire stop
signal across highway!
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Crash
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Who's nutty enough to
do a thing like that?
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Me! Chief Crazy Buffalo!
Any questions?
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Yeah. How have you been, crazy baby?
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I've been looking for you.
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I come to warn you,
many iron wagons come!
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He putting me on with forked tongue
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knife and spoon even!
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Honest Indian, here they come!
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Hm. Regular locust
plague of iron wagons!
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You try and stop them.
Me go for help!
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Iron chicken leave.
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Me stop 'em this bunch myself!
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Stop um!
This Crazy Buffalo country!
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Uh! Me need hospital plan.
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[male narrator] Halfway to Handsprings,
Rufus Ruff Cut
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in car number ten hacks his way ahead!
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But it's number seven, the Anthill Mob
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cutting in front of number ten.
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Now it's ten cutting in front of seven!
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Seven cuts in front of ten!
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Now ten cuts through seven!
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Alright, you mugs.
Make with the repairs!
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Right, boss!
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♪♪
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[male narrator] And here once
again, it's double zero!
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The dreadful duo putting
Operation Low-Down
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Dirty Trick to work!
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Alright! Alright!
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Get a move on!
Step on it! Faster. Faster.
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Move it! Move it!
Come on! Can't you hear?
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I said faster! Alright!
On the double!
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On the... No, you don't.
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I'm not going to do it.
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You can stay there all day!
And that's final!
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Alright, but just this once!
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♪♪
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[sniggering]
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[Dasterdly] Get the track!
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[muttering]
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Here they come!
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I can't lose! These clowns
will wait here all day
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for a train to pass!
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[laughing]
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Where'd that train come from?
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[sniggering]
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Now what? What is this?
A creepy teepee?
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You run out on Crazy Buffalo
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me give them your big, hot foot!
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[tribal chant]
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Oh, come on, Crazy Baby,
listen to reason.
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Too many iron wagons!
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Me had better hot-foot out of here!
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Come on, Muttley,
I've got a race to win.
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[male narrator] Pat Pending is trying
to pass the Gruesome Twosome.
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But they turn on dragon power!
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Making it a pretty hot race!
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Ha ha ha! I'll cool him off!
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[male narrator] Uh-oh!
He put the freeze on two!
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But what's this?
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Now it's number eight roaring into first
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with barefoot bear-power.
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Hold on! The racers have run
into a treacherous fog bank!
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And it's every car for himself!
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Number one, the Slags, try
to slug their way out.
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Number nine and number five
are still in the race!
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- Thank you, Peter, honey!
- You're welcome, my dear.
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[male narrator] It's number ten,
Ruff Cut up for a look...
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...and number eight, the
chugga-bug, sounds the foghorn!
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[foghorn blaring]
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Here at the fog-covered finish
line, it's anybody's race!
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And through the use of
our infrared camera
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the winners were
photographed the instant
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they crossed the finish line.
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And the Wacky Race winner is number two
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the Gruesome Twosome who slid
in to put the race on ice.
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Number one was second and
number eight, third!
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And coming up fast to finish last
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is that villain Dick Dastardly.
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Drat, lost again!
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[sniggering]
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[male narrator] The Wacky Racers,
heading for Well Digger, Wyoming
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are creeping along at a snail's pace
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and for a good reason.
For the past 17 miles
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Miss Penelope Pitstop has
been signaling a left turn
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and the drivers are afraid to pass her!
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There! I think my little old
fingernail polish is dry now.
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♪♪
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[male narrator] Now, Pat Pending in
number three is hopping into the lead.
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The Creepy Coupe is running second
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and Big Gruesome is
gaining foot by foot!
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[growling]
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Red Max is trying to pass the
Slags in car number one
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but they are using primitive
defensive tactics!
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The Red Max outmaneuvers them!
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[gibberish]
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The Arkansas chugga-Bug and
the Army Surplus Special
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are running neck and neck,
and right behind them
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the Anthill Mob muscles in.
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They're going to try to
squeeze into fourth place!
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Okay, you Mugs!
One, two, three, push!
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[men grunting]
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[male narrator] Peter Perfect's powerful
number nine is burning up the road
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and hot on his trail is
Rufus Ruff Cut and Sawtooth
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and bringing up the rear is
that villain of velocity
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Dick Dastardly in double zero!
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Dick Dastardly last?
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But not for long.
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[sniggering]
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[chimes]
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Crash
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That stopped them!
But it's go-go-go for me!
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[laughing]
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I sure slickered him good!
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[sniggering]
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♪♪
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Crash
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[male narrator] The wacky racers
are strung out as they pass
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Kookie Cactus Canyon,
which will take them
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through Yellow Rock
National Park
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toward the finish line at
Well Digger, Wyoming!
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But first, the cars must cross
the awesome Ground Canyon
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which they're now approaching.
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Professor Pat Pending's
prop pushes him ahead!
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Watch it, Professor!
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No matter what the trouble,
I'll bounce back.
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[male narrator] He's over!
The professor made it!
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And now the Creepy Coupe
nears the canyon.
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The Gruesome Twosome
shift into dragon power
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to raise their flaps and
flop across easily.
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The Army Surplus six is slowing but
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they're going to make a try at it.
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Looks like they're on the right track!
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Now Dick Dastardly makes his
bid to get across the canyon.
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Also, to fly into the lead again, fella!
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[laughing]
252
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,802
Okay, Muttley, you may
launch when ready!
253
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,763
[sniggering]
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00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,682
Crash
255
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,436
crash
256
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,229
[sniggering]
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00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,317
[male narrator] Dick Dastardly
is driving like a madman
258
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,611
trying to overtake the leaders.
259
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,905
[muttering]
260
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,034
[sniggering]
261
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,832
[crying]
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00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,502
[male narrator] It looks like
Professor Pat Pending's number three
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00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,047
will be the first of the
Wacky Racers into the park.
264
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,558
Once more, Dick Dastardly's
despicable dirty work
265
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,185
has given him the lead.
266
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,444
That geyser gives me a great
idea. Listen, Muttley.
267
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,780
[whispering]
268
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,865
[sniggering]
269
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,205
Make it snappy, before that
geyser goes off again!
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00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,040
Hi, there.
271
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,292
"Hi, there," yourself!
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00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,546
Crash
273
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,215
She's going to be high there!
274
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:31,722
Oh, dear, I'm stuck in
this little old mudhole.
275
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,226
Help! Somebody help little old me!
276
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,769
I'll help you, my dear.
277
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,938
After I win the race.
278
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,107
[laughing]
279
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,653
[sniggering]
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00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,779
Drat!
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00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,493
[male narrator] While Dick
Dastardly does a drip-dry pit stop
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00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,538
stay tuned for part two
of the Wacky Races.
283
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,128
[male narrator] We are
now at the park exit
284
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,505
but there seems to be
some sort of delay!
285
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,719
Now what's holding us up?
286
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,388
What's wrong, Mr. Ranger, sir?
287
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,140
Just checking the cars, ma'am.
288
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,559
These crazy park bears are always trying
289
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,978
to sneak out to the city!
290
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,189
Out! Out! Back in the park!
291
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,484
Oh! Dear me! I didn't know
that little old bear
292
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,819
was in my little old car!
293
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,239
[muttering]
294
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,657
So, that's it?
295
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,242
[laughing]
296
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,329
Pardon me, Ranger,
I feel it's my duty
297
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,499
as an upstanding righteous citizen...
298
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,460
...to tell you there's a
race car trying to take
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00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,295
a bear out of the park!
300
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,546
Thank you, sir!
301
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,799
[laughing]
302
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,303
You! Bear!
Back into the park!
303
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,139
[sobbing]
304
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,434
You some kind of flatland nut?
305
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,563
- This bear is my bear!
- Out! Out!
306
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,607
[laughing]
307
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,108
[sniggering]
308
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,653
Hup, two, three, four.
Hup, hup!
309
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,571
[sobbing]
310
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,407
What's the hang up,
Ring-a-ding?
311
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,078
That Ranger's making
everybody stop, Clyde!
312
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,790
Let's take a quick cool
swim till the heat's off!
313
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,376
Everybody in the pond!
314
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,919
Splash
315
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,674
What in tarnation is wrong now?
316
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:34,345
There ain't no law against me
leaving the park, is there?
317
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,809
Hup, hup, hup!
318
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,019
Get back into your hollow log.
319
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,857
♪♪
320
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,528
[muttering]
321
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,867
[laughing]
322
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,538
Hold it! Hold it!
Got any bears in there, Mac?
323
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,455
[laughing]
324
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,500
Not a bear in sight!
325
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,210
[laughing]
326
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,547
Okay, folks!
Take it--hold it.
327
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:14,719
Everybody out!
Two, three, four.
328
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,308
Hey, you bear mugs!
Come back here with our clothes!
329
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,393
[laughing]
330
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,228
[sniggering]
331
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:29,025
Now, let's get back to our
car and get out of here!
332
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,859
Zounds, my car!
333
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,199
Come back here, you car-napper!
334
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,952
Now you hang on to that kite!
335
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,288
You'll be 200 feet in the air.
336
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:46,250
And that cotton-picking
Ranger won't even see you!
337
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,794
[sobbing]
338
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,263
Dagnabit!
Now what're you stopping me for?
339
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,935
Okay, you can go!
340
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,651
We made it.
341
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,320
[laughing]
342
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,369
Now I'll get him.
343
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,415
I'll drive, you push!
Come on, push!
344
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,379
[sniggering]
345
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,757
Help! Do something!
346
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,050
[male narrator] What luck!
347
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,552
Just when it looks like
Dastardly's washed up
348
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,763
he's geysered to the finish line.
349
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,185
Now, the Wacky Racers are streaking
350
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,561
toward the finish line
in Well Digger, Wyoming
351
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,941
with the Arkansas chugga-Bug
churning along in last place!
352
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:55,277
There's a service station.
We need to refuel!
353
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,696
Get that gas hose!
354
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:02,702
Tie it tight. That'll give us
extra zip in the final stretch!
355
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,372
Hang on!
356
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:17,133
[male narrator] Number eight snaps
ahead! It's passing cars like crazy!
357
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,968
The crowd is tense at the finish line
358
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,469
and here come the cars!
359
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,638
Oh, it's going to be
mighty close, folks.
360
00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:26,726
The winner is number eight,
the Arkansas chugga-Bug!
361
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,728
Rufus Ruff Cut is number
ten with second.
362
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:32,440
And the Creepy Coupe number
two was a close third!
363
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,859
All the cars are through
except double zero.
364
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,484
Where is Dastardly?
365
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,738
[sniggering]
366
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,574
Help! Help!
367
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,493
As usual, the evil plans of Dastardly
368
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,122
turn out to be all wet!
369
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:55,004
And they're off again.
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
370
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:58,340
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
371
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,218
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
372
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,263
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
373
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,640
Red Max of
The Crimson Haybailer
374
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,517
makes his move.
375
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,814
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
376
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,570
And The Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
377
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,239
Oh, it's gonna be a great race, folks.
378
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,366
Hey, wait a minute.
379
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,868
Stop!
380
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,873
This race starts next week.
381
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,249
Next week?
382
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,877
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
383
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,212
Crash
384
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,590
Drat! Drat!
And a double drat!
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