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[narrator] And now here they
are, the most daredevil group
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of daffy drivers to ever
whirl their wheels in
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the Wacky Races competing for
the title of the world's
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wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there's ingenious
inventor, Pat Pending
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in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, and here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next we have the Boulder mobile
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with the Slag Brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe and the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tale is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas chugga-Bug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double dealing do batters
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off to a standing
start. And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go
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on the way out
Wacky Racers.
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Here are the Wacky Racers
strung out on the next lap
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of today's Wacky Race
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which incidentally will
take them on a grueling
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zig-zag route to Mustard
Spread, Arkansas.
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Attempting to gain the lead
over the other contenders
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is that villainous
Dick Dastardly
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who would leave no stone
unturned to gain an advantage.
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Thud
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♪♪
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Now, at this moment it's number one
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the Slag Brothers in first place.
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Number two, the Creepy Coupe is second.
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But there they go into overdrive.
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And now it's number four, the
Red Max, making his move.
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Bunched up behind the
leaders are number three
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Professor Pat Pending
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number six, the Army Surplus Special...
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...number eight, the Arkansas chugga-Bug
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number nine, Peter Perfect
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number five, lovely,
Penelope Pitstop.
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Dick Dastardly in car Double
Zero is nowhere in sight
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and far behind is the
Anthill Mob, number seven.
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Alright, you mugs, let's show
them our getaway power.
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Gee, boss, my feet hurt.
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- You heard me.
- Right, boss.
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♪♪
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Calling headquarters.
Calling headquarters.
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This is Highway Officer 26 calling.
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What looked like the Anthill
Mob just passed me.
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Will investigate.
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vroom
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zoom
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The cop spotted us.
Turn off at the next turn.
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♪♪
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Drat! One of them turned off
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but we'll stop the rest of them...
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when we blast the pass.
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You plant the dynamite, Muttley...
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Boink
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...and I'll give you the signal.
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[muttering]
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What was that?
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[sniggering]
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Now!
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Now what went wrong?
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♪♪
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[explosion]
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[sniggering]
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Boink
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screech
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[laughing]
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At least we stopped one of them.
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Clatter
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[sniggering]
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Clank
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[narrator] Number nine, Peter
Perfect, is now leading the pack.
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The Arkansas chugga-Bug,
number eight, is second.
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Now he's beginning to move up.
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And here comes number six,
the Army Surplus Special
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passing them all.
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[Reveille on bugle]
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But here comes number three,
Professor Pat Pending
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taking the lead.
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We'll be back in a minute.
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♪♪
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Hey, look, boss.
There's a shack.
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Good. Duck the car behind it.
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It'll make a great hideout.
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Hey, what is this place?
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Seven hats and coats, seven chairs.
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Seven little beds.
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Hey you lugs, do you
know who lives here?
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The three bears?
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No, you dum-dum, the Seven Dwarfs.
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Pipe down. Somebody's coming.
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Into the outfits, quick.
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Oh, dear! I'm lost.
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Yoo-hoo in there.
Anybody to home?
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There's nobody here but us Seven Dwarfs.
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How cute.
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Are you all really the Seven Dwarfs?
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Of course.
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Make like Seven Dwarfs.
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[humming]
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Okay. Now what's your problem?
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Well, little old me got lost.
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Can you all tell me where I can
find the little old highway?
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Sure. Little old you
goes straight a mile
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and two miles left, then
right, then left another mile
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and another mile right, then left
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and another left, and there you are.
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Oh, thanks, you all.
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And say "Hi there" to
the little old prince.
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We'll do that little old thing.
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- Hey! She'll get ahead of us.
- Oh, yeah.
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If she follows my directions,
she'll end up in the middle
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of the La Brea Tar Pits.
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Come on, back into the race.
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Another car is coming.
Quick, make like Seven Dwarfs.
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[humming]
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We're the Seven Little Dwarfs.
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Well, I'm Snow White
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so tell me where the highway is.
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Sure, you just make a sharp turn left.
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Thanks, Shorty.
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You get it? Shorty.
Ha ha!
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Yeah, you're going to get it.
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♪♪
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Splash
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What will I do?
I'm stuck in the mud.
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Keep going.
Maybe you'll strike oil.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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[narrator] Back on our radarscope
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we see it's still a pretty close race.
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Wait a minute.
Something's gone wrong
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or the Wacky Racers have gone crazy.
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This looks like a real crisis, folks.
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The racers are hung up in a cloverleaf.
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They may never get out.
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Exactly as I planned it.
Right, Muttley?
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[sniggering]
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[narrator] But how, you fiend?
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Diabolically simple.
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I merely turned the exit sign around.
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[sniggering]
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Yeow!
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[sniggering]
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[narrator] How about that?
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In all the excitement,
Rufus Ruff Cut and Sawtooth
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have moved way out in front.
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You can say that again, fella.
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[laughing]
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What's going on?
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[narrator] Looks like number ten
has hit a rough spot in the road.
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And the winner will be
number ten, driven by--
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Yeow!
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♪♪
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Pop
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[narrator] That was a bad
break for the Buzz Wagon.
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And as we come into the final
miles of this exciting race
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it's the Creepy Coupe
creeping into the lead
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using bat power.
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Now it's the Army Surplus
Special marching up fast.
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Ready! Fire!
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Ready! Fire!
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Zoom
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[laughing]
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Yeowch!
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Now it's Peter Perfect's
Turbo Terrific in front
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and he's stretching his lead.
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And here comes Pat Pending
stretching his legs.
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Straight ahead is Mustard
Spread, Arkansas
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and the finish line.
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Wait a minute.
There's a train coming.
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The road's blocked, which
means no one can win.
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Did you say "no one"?
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[sniggering]
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Thank you all, boys.
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Drat, you!
Drat, drat and drat!
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[narrator] Here they all come,
racing for the finish line.
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It's number two in the lead.
Number ten, second.
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Number four, third and Double Zero
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Dick Dastardly, is passing them all.
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Now it's neck and neck.
It looks like a photo finish.
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Did you say photo finish?
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[narrator] It is a photo finish.
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And in a few moments, folks,
we'll have the picture.
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And the winners are:
number four with Red Max
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second, number two, the Creepy Coupe
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and third, Rufus Ruff Cut.
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And can you believe it?
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Dick Dastardly stopped to
pose for his picture.
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Ho-ho-ho! The big ham.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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As the wacky racers, streak
toward the next stop
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in the wacky races
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the entire town of Lemon Twist Nevada
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turns out to wait for the
exciting finish of the race.
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At the moment number
one, the Slag Brothers
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are grimly hanging on to their lead.
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But number four, the Red Max is
just as determined to pass.
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♪♪
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Now it's number three,
Professor Pat Pending
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moving in the first and right behind him
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neck to neck for second place
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are number five, the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,
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and number two, the Creepy Coupe.
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And oh-oh, we forgot Double
Zero, the bad-news twins
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Can't you stand still, Muttley?
I'm trying to focus.
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[muttering]
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Quiet!
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Time for operation "Road Block."
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♪♪
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Time to spring into action.
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Thud
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[sniggering]
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[narrator] Back to our
radarscope as the Wacky Racers
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snake along the bank of the Snake River
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with number seven in first place
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number nine in second place. And now
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splashing into the lead is
number ten, Rufus Ruff Cut
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as the race heads toward the
ghost town of Spookane.
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Shee! Morris if you'll
pardon the expression
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this town's as dead as a doornail.
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Yeah! I'd be bored out
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of my skull, if I had a skull.
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[laughing]
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That ghost town looks like a good place
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for a little dastardly dirty work.
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[laughing]
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"Free Koo Koo Kola."
That gets them every time.
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Come on.
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Try these one for size, Muttley.
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We'll spook them out of the race.
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[laughing]
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[sniggering]
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[blabbering]
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Okay.
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As long as it's free, let's go in.
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Here come our first customers, Muttley.
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Let's spook them.
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[screaming]
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Yike! Ghosts!
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[laughing]
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Say, that was pretty good.
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Thank you. I thought we
were pretty good myself.
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However, you should have
made it a little scarier.
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Like this.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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[gibberish]
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Kola.
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00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,250
[gibberish]
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[gulping]
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♪♪
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[screaming]
268
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,194
[screaming]
269
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,823
[laughing]
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00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,121
Is there a little old mirror
271
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,415
where little old me can freshen up?
272
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,838
[gasps]
273
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,552
Smack
274
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,595
[laughing]
275
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,472
[screaming]
276
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,476
What's wrong, Penelope?
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00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,228
Ghosts!
278
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,772
Ghosts? Where?
279
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,233
Right here.
280
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[laughing]
281
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,039
[narrator] Now, it's number
six, the Army Surplus Special
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roaring across country toward Spookane.
283
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:07,341
And right behind him is
number ten, the Buzz Wagon.
284
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,136
Followed by that solid-rock
Boulder mobile.
285
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,764
Out of gas, but not out of the race
286
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,559
is number seven, the Anthill Mob.
287
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,103
Stroke, stroke, stroke.
288
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,689
[narrator] And here comes
the Buzz Wagon again.
289
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,649
Timber!
290
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,486
[laughing]
291
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,655
[narrator] And now, burning up
the road and leading the pack
292
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,159
is the Creepy Coupe,
using dragon jet power.
293
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,374
Let's cool it, my little friend.
294
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,881
Oh, boy! Here comes another one.
295
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,550
Let's let them have it as
soon as they come in.
296
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,220
[screaming]
297
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,392
[screaming]
298
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,270
[screaming]
299
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,444
[narrator] As the Wacky
Racers leave Spookane behind
300
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,738
it's number five,
Penelope Pitstop
301
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,616
with a comfortable lead.
So, she relaxes...
302
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,994
...under the hairdryer.
303
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,748
Off the road, it's Red
Max in number four
304
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,583
and he's having starting trouble.
305
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,921
♪♪
306
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,972
And there goes number four
back in the running.
307
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,057
Speaking of trouble, it looks like
308
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,101
Dick Dastardly's up to some.
309
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,019
Right. He-he-he!
310
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,981
This solid steel phony
landscape will slow this
311
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,773
Wacky Race down for good.
312
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,276
Right, Muttley?
313
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,612
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
314
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,410
It's number nine, that
perfect Peter Perfect.
315
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,578
Duck.
316
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,627
It can't be.
317
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,465
♪♪
318
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,677
[sniggering]
319
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,848
[narrator] All the drivers are
jockeying for a position.
320
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,183
Hey, it looks like
Professor Pat Pending
321
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,935
is going to invent another move.
322
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,897
♪♪
323
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,234
Professor Pat Pending
rockets past the Red Max.
324
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,407
He jets past the Anthill Mob.
325
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,538
Look out!
326
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,416
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh, my!
327
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,710
[narrator] The Slag
Brothers are hogging the road.
328
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,840
Looks like a tough break
for the Slag Brothers.
329
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,261
No. Wait a minute.
They're still in the race.
330
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,222
And now, the Arkansas
chugga-Bug breezes past
331
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,099
the Army Surplus Special.
332
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,478
- Ah! Shoot!
- Shoot?
333
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,865
[narrator] Dick Dastardly
is using one dog power
334
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,409
as he tries to move back into first.
335
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,412
[muttering]
336
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,374
[narrator] Number two, the
Gruesomes, are in the lead, but
337
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,209
number five, Penelope Pitstop
338
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,960
is creeping up on the Creepy Coupe.
339
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,796
They're racing for the
checkered flag now
340
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,924
and it's gonna be close.
Penelope is pulling ahead
341
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,801
but here comes Dick Dastardly
342
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,721
with a last-minute burst of speed.
343
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,307
And it looks as if
Dick Dastardly won
344
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,268
with number five, second
and number two, third.
345
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,811
But wait a minute.
346
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,023
The judges have asked
to see a slow motion
347
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:55,027
instant replay of the finish.
348
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,864
Oh-oh! Notice the front
of Dastardly's car.
349
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,665
Dick Dastardly has been
disqualified for...
350
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,877
...stretching a point. And
the winner is number five
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00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,547
the lovely Penelope Pitstop.
352
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,048
Second, the Creepy Coupe.
353
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,300
Third, Rufus Ruff Cut.
354
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,095
Drat, drat and a double drat!
355
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,888
[sniggering]
356
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,184
[muttering]
357
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,898
[screaming]
358
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:36,318
[sniggering]
359
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,830
[narrator] And they're off again.
The Wacky Race goes on and on.
360
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:52,334
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
361
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,171
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
362
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,507
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
363
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,594
Red Max of the Crimson
Haybailer makes his move.
364
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,433
The Arkansas chugga-bug uses jet power.
365
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,522
And The Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
366
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,233
Oh, it's gonna be a great race, folks.
367
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,359
Hey, wait a minute.
368
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,820
Stop!
369
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,532
This race starts next week.
370
00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:25,951
Next week?
371
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:30,122
That means I'll get a good
start on the others.
372
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,792
Drat! Drat!
And a double drat!
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