All language subtitles for Tyler.Perrys.Assisted.Living.S06E02.1080p.WEB.h264-BAE_track3_[eng]

[pleasant music]

Hey, Reggie, what's going on?

[Reginald] Good morning, Vinny.

Aw, man, we haven't seen much
of you lately.

Yeah, I know. How is everybody?

Oh, Reggie, I don't know
about everybody else,

but check this out.

I got a hold to a juice

that makes a man perform
like he's in his 20s.

Twenties? That sounds dangerous.

Oh, no, Reggie,
that's a lot of fun.

-Hey, man, how's the family?
-They are wonderful.

Aw, man, that's good.

You know, we still talking
about reunion, you know?

I almost shedded a tear
because I was touched.

I don't cry
because I'm not soft.

I didn't even cry
when I came out my momma's--

Yeah, I get the point, Vinny.

No, no, no, Reggie,
I was touched in ways

like I never
been touched before,

and I've been touched a lot,
Reggie.

[Brown] Stop being nasty.

It's too early to be talking
about getting touched.

Yeah, it's too early for you
to be stupid.

You got one more time.
You stupid.

You better be glad I pray
not to slap nobody.

Call me stupid again.

Here it come, Brown. Stupid.

See nothing much
has changed around here.

Hey, what you doing so dressed
up this early in the morning?

Going to sell bean pies.

To his mama, because she
my biggest customer.

I got a business meeting.
How about that?

What kind of business you got?

Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

But check this out.
I'm finna get paid.

What do you get paid for?
Can I go?

Well, Brown,
it's a special invite only,

and you know what?

I'm thinking about maybe
later on I'll bring you in--

if you can handle
the responsibility.

Responsibility?

Don't you know
what they call me at the church?

Stupid.

No, they call me
Mr. Responsibility.

I doubt if that's true,
but you know what, Brown?

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya,

and, oh, yeah, Brown,
watch out there, now!

-[Brown exhales stressfully]
-Hey, Vinny.

Who made breakfast?

Good morning, Judge.
I made breakfast.

[Reginald] Well, that's music
to my ears.

So is the family still here?

-They are.
-Good, good.

Yeah, where they live?

Well, they moved to a town
in Maryland just outside of D.C.

Oh, okay.
So how's the visit been going?

It is better
than I could have hoped.

That is so good to hear.

I'm excited to see them today.

We're gonna take my grandson
to the aquarium.

Oh, the aquarium.
Now, that sounds lovely.

Oh, he gonna love that.

Me and Cora went down
to the aquarium.

They got this big old tank.

You can feel like
you're under the ocean.

A shark came over
while I was in there.

Boy, I was so nerveless.

It is so good
that you're spending

so much time
with your family, Judge.

Oh, and I'm really excited
to see them today

because I have a big surprise
for them.

Oh, what's the surprise?

Yeah, I like surprises.
What's the surprise?

Well, I'm gonna tell them
that I'm going back to D.C.,

that I've decided
to live with them.

[theme music]

♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember ♪

♪ Blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it
if we stay together ♪

[pleasant music]

-Oh.
-Oh.

So, does this mean
you moving out?

I'm afraid so. I can't tell you

how much I'm gonna miss
everybody around here.

Well, of course, you know

you gotta pay two months' rent
before you leave.

Don't worry, Brown.

I will pay out my term,
even if I have to leave early.

-Wow, that's a big step, Judge.
-Yes, it is.

Well, I just, I missed
so much time with Brandon

-since we had our falling out.
-Uh-huh.

And since we're back
in each other's lives now,

I don't want to miss
one more moment.

I just want you to know
that, when you leave,

some money need to be
on the table.

You can leave it in quarters,
however you want to leave it,

just leave that money
on the table.

Mr. Brown, don't do that.

He's an honorable,
Judge is an honorable man.

He'll be honorable
when he gives me that money.

[Reginald]
I'm gonna pay you, Brown.

Don't be such a Neanderthal.

Neanderthies.
I need a wire or I need a check.

[Reginald] Some piece of work.

-He is a piece of work.
-[Reginald] Piece of work.

Well, it takes a piece of work
to know a piece of work.

It is so wonderful that Brandon

is wanting you to come live
with him, Judge.

Yeah, because most of these
young people these days,

they don't want old people
hanging around them.

So what did he say
when you told him?

Say about what?

About you leaving here
and going to D.C. with him.

Oh, no, no,
he didn't say anything.

Didn't I tell you?
It's a surprise.

Oh, you surprised.

By going to live with him?

Yeah. I can't wait to see
his face

when I tell him the surprise.

I can't wait to see
his son's face

when he tell him the surprise.

Yes, that's what I'm afraid of.

You can't just go tell nobody

you're going to go just live
with them

and just pop up on them
all of a sudden.

[Cora] That's true.

I had a relative
that did that one time.

And next thing you know,
they stayed four, five years.

-What?
-I should have known

it was a problem when she
brought her bed in.

-She brought her bed in?
-Yes, brought her bed.

And you let her move it
right in?

She said she wanted to spend
the night, Cora.

I don't like how this feels.
This might not be so good.

All I know
is he better have my money.

I want my money,
and I want it now!

Mr. Brown.

[Efe] Hey, Vinny.

Hey, Efe, what's going on, man?

I want you to meet
my business partner,

Mr. Kelvon Wobblewham.

[chuckles gleefully]
Wait, come again?

Wobblewham.

I know it's not
a popular last name.

So what kind of business?

We sell a wonder juice.

Kelvon's father sells a juice

that makes a man feel like
he's in his 20s, man.

Eh, you don't say.

Oh, no, I say yeah.

-Take a sample, man.
-Okay.

Try that.
Get that down in you.

-Huh? Huh? Huh? [laughs proudly]
-Wow!

Now you know you snatching
that young girl.

You need to get a bottle
of this, man.

Let me get my wallet.

[laughs gleefully]

Great job, Vinny.

-You are quite the salesman.
-I know. I know.

You are in a better situation

than most
of our business associates.

Living here, you've got
a built-in customer base.

Which, as you know, we refer to
in our videos as...

Potential target client pool,
baby.

Yes. And once we've established
our target pool of customers,

we can specifically market
to them and their needs.

Man, these old buzzards got
so many needs in them,

it is ridiculous.
They got everything right here.

It is great.

They want to buy up
all your Wobblewham juice

as they hear of it
and experience its benefits.

Which is a ching ching for you
and me, right?

Yes, and I suspect
some will be so excited,

they'll also want to partner
with you.

I know.

So they'll join the business
under your umbrella.

Which is another stream
of revenue!

For you and me!

Win-win, baby!

That's what we call
a Wobblewham.

I see it. I see it.

So what are you gonna buy
when you make all this money?

I'm gonna get me a Bentley.

Well, I can't wait to be riding
with you in your new Bentley.

-Beep, beep! Beep, beep!
-Beep, beep!

-Well, I better get going.
-No, no, no, no.

-Hey, Grandpa.
-Hey, Grandpa Vinny.

What's all this?

Looks like you have
more customers.

I know. I want you to meet
my grandson, Jeremy,

and his lovely wife, Leah.

Meet my business partner,
Mr. Wobblewham.

-[Jeremy] How you doing, man?
-[Leah] How are you?

Kelvon Wobblewham.

Nice to meet you,
Jeremy and Leah.

Oh, yeah,
Kelvon's father sells--

Yes, Dr. Bridgeton Wobblewham.

Mm, that's quite a name.

He's a nutritionist
physicist expert.

A nutrition
physicist expert?

-Expert, right, right, right.
-Yeah.

He specializes
in body functions,

and he came up with a juice

that's gonna revolutionize
the medical industry

in America!

Well, we gotta keep it
on the low, low

because all the doctors
are after him.

Oh, really? Why?

Because my father's juice cures

90% of all things
that make people sick.

When people learn about
this juice,

-it'll put most drug companies--
-And the doctors!

-Out of business for good!
-Out of business for good!

Wow.

Here. Try yourself a sample.

Come here. Come here.
Get that in you.

All of that.
Get some of that, huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Wobble-wow!

This tastes sort of familiar.

-I know, I tell you what.
-It do.

If you drink this juice
for a year,

it'll get rid
of all your medical needs,

and it's even good for, Leah,

you know,
she's about to have a baby?

-You don't say?
-[Vinny] I say.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

This is your lucky day.

Wobblewham is proven to help
women have a perfect pregnancy.

Really?

Okay, well, I don't need
any issues with this baby,

so sign me up.

Ah, great, great. Look at that.

Look at that. Look at that.
[laughing proudly]

[pleasant music]

Yes.

Yes, we do change them
if they wet.

You think I'ma just leave
them sitting there in the wet?

Mr. Brown. Oh, hello.
How you doing?

-We met briefly the other night.
-Yes, I remember.

-Uh, Miss Cora, wasn't it?
-That's right.

-[Brandon] And Mr. Brown.
-Yes, sir.

-And you're Brandon.
-Yes.

-All right.
-Yeah, yeah, uh,

it's good to see you again.

Yes, nice
to see you folks again.

My dad's told me
so much about you.

Well, you know, I do have
a lasting effect on people.

-Uh, Brodrick it is, right?
-No, Brandon.

Brandon, Brandon,
Brandon, Brandon.

Hey, do you like surprises?

-Mr. Brown.
-[Brandon] Interesting question.

I guess it depends
on what the surprise is.

-Right.
-[Brown] Well, this surprise...

-[Brandon] Oh, hey, Dad.
-Hey, Son.

Ha-ha.

Uh, your, your, your daddy got
a surprise he wanna tell you.

-Mr. Brown.
-Surprise for me?

Mr. Brown, you don't give away
people's surprises.

Well, you don't just cold
surprise somebody.

You warm them up,
and he's warm now.

Tell him.
You don't just tell somebody--

Okay, so, wait, wait, wait.
What is it?

Uh, well, what the hell?

Son. [clears throat]

Uh, this past week has been
the greatest week of my life.

I hope you agree.

Yeah, it's been a nice week,
Dad.

Yeah. So, I've decided
to go with you to D.C.,

move in with you,
and help take care of Troy,

and we can be a family.

Surprise!

Um, to live with who? With me?

[chuckles] Well, yeah.

No, Dad. Absolutely not.

Judge, your face look
more surprised than his.

Mr. Brown, would you hush?

I'm trying to help him
with the surprise.

How you trying to help him?

But, uh,
I, I just thought that--

You thought what, Dad?

Well, uh, since we've made up

and, uh, we've been getting
along so well...

[murmurs indistinctly]

Look, Dad, I'm sorry if that
came off harsh or rude.

Oh, it came across harsh.

Matter of fact,
it came across harsher to me.

-Mr. Brown.
-I felt it in my...

How about you?

Don't you have some reports
you need to finish?

No, I did them last week.
Yeah, the way you tell me--

Okay, Mr. Brown, okay.

You said stuff you wanted
to start in the backyard, right?

-No, I did that last week, too.
-Oh, Mr. Brown!

Okay, well, how about
we just go out

and let the judge and his son
have a talk?

How about if, when you're
talking to your daddy,

you have a little less attitude?
What if you do that?

Well, you didn't catch the hint,
Daddy.

Well, that's because you didn't
throw no hint.

When you want somebody
to have a hint,

you say, hint, hint.

Well, hint, hint,
let's come on, then.

Well, that's
the way you should...

[Cora] Well, you just come on.

Dad, I didn't mean to be harsh.

Well, at least you were honest
with how you were feeling.

Well, we need to be honest
with one another.

That's why our relationship
had been strained for so long.

Strained?

More like non-existent.

Yeah. Well, there was a lot
of resentment

that I was holding on to.

Well, it sounds like you

still have a lot of resentment,
hmm?

For sure, there is.

Well, what made you decide
to break the ice and come here?

Young man who works here...

Lindor reached out a few times.

And something about having Troy
and Lisa in my life now,

and being a father myself,

it changed me.

I thought enough time
had gone by

and we needed to bury
the hatchet.

I don't even remember
what the arguments were about.

That's funny,
because I remember all of them.

Well, I learned that you and I
should never discuss politics.

Yeah, we see the plight
of our people very differently.

But our fights were never
just about the politics.

-I know that now.
-Well, what were they about?

I was mad at you.

My childhood was hard.

-It wasn't easy being your son.
-[Reginald] I know.

I was a hard man.

I...

I raised you the way
my father raised me.

Yeah. Well, I'm not raising Troy
the way that I was raised.

I tried to be a good father.

I know.
And I tried to be a good son.

Wait. You were.

Well, it's too bad
I didn't know that.

Well, I'm sorry!

It's okay, Dad.

But none of that has anything
to do

with why you're not living
with me.

Well, what does it
have to do with?

I have a new family.

I'm overwhelmed
trying to figure that out.

And you and I,
we just started back talking.

We need some time.

Hmm.

Fair enough.

So, are you ready to go
to the aquarium?

Oh, I... I...

I think you should go.

I, I, I've...

I've got so much around here
that, uh...

that I've got to take care of.
[clears throat]

You sure?

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah, this place keeps me busy.

-Whew.
-Okay.

Lisa and I will come by this
week before we leave town.

That would be great.

Bye, Dad.

Hmm.

[melancholy piano music]

[pleasant music]

[laughs gleefully]

Wobblewham!

Ooh!

Ooh, I feel tingly!

I know.

And it'll help you
lose weight, too?

-It's got all of that, Brown.
-Wow.

My doctor said I got
an enlarged "prostrate."

Will it help that?

If cures that and more, Brown,
it does, man.

Really?

Well, I need several bottles
of this.

I know you do. You know what?

Today's your lucky day, Brown.

Yeah. Vinny,
you're finsta be paid.

You know what?
I think you're right.

I'm thinking about changing
my name to Cha-Ching.

-Huh? Cha-Ching.
-Cha-Ching?

People are going
to think I'm Asian.

In fact, I'm going to
have people call me

Mr. Ching. Mr. Ching.
That's going to be my new name.

Well, Mr. Ching,
can you count me in?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I'll maybe let you
by yourself in, Brown.

-I probably will, huh?
-Hey, I promise.

I'ma going to be
a good business partner.

I bring a lot of people in
from the church.

Ah! Hey, Effie! What--

-How is business?
-Oh, business is great.

Now, Efe, I heard you was
dealing with the gout.

-Oh, yes.
-Yes, he got a bad rash.

-It stink too.
-Oh, no.

-[Vinny] It's horrible, man.
-The gout is terrible.

Yeah, but you need to get some
of this Wobblewham juice, man.

It cures gout?

And anything else
that's going on with you, man,

I'm telling you.

See, I can tell
by the looks of you,

you two have a lot of shit
in your body.

Literally.
I can smell it from right here.

What y'all need to do
is get several bottles.

And, Brown, you need to soak
in it.

You need to buy, like,
nine cases

and drink it every day.

Double doses. [imitates gulping]

Okay. Let me get my checkbook.

Yeah, let me get mine, too.

-I want to buy more.
-Oh, whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

What do I look like?
Boo-Boo the Fool?

-Yeah.
-Yes, yes.

You look like him.
You look like him.

You resemble him.

I'm not taking a checkbook
from either one of you clowns.

I need that green.

Go get me some green,
and then we can come back.

When you come back, we can talk.
Go get the green.

-Okay.
-[Vinny] Go get the green.

Coming out here
with no damn checkbook.

-Boo-Boo wants green.
-Boo-Boo wants check.

Boo-Boo wants cash.
That's what Boo-Boo want.

[Brown] I feel tingling.

[pleasant music]

Hey, hey, hey.

I am so-- I heard the good news.

We are so excited for y'all.

Oh, thank you, Cora.

You know, Jeremy and I
are over the moon.

Oh, I tell y'all, I'm so happy
for y'all.

I don't know what to do.
Girl, you hungry?

-You craving anything?
-Mm, no.

No cravings just yet.

Well, good,
because you know I can fix

any type food that y'all want.

You know, I got to be ready
for this baby,

and I got to keep you fed.

Mm, now, see,
I don't know if this baby ready,

-but I'm ready.
-Okay, okay.

Oh, now, Grandpa Vinny had me

get some of his, uh,
Wobblewham juice.

And you won't be drinking
a drop of that Wobblewham juice.

-Oh, no? No?
-No!

You know how Uncle Vinny is.

He's always trying to get in
on get-rich-quick scam.

No, we're not doing that.

We got to find out what's in
that juice before you drink it.

Okay, well, look, he said
there have been studies

to show that it helps women
have healthy pregnancies.

Now, how many babies
he done had?

He ain't had no baby, girl.

He don't know nothing
about that.

-None.
-[Cora] Right.

So I got to do a study myself

on who did the study
and who was the study.

-Okay.
-You get me?

I get you.
I'm with you when you right.

All right.
Girl, as long as you with me.

Just stay with me.
I'm for that, girl.

I'm-- Hey, Judge.

Oh, hey.

Uh-oh. You okay,
Judge Junie?

Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

Well, you don't look fine, sir.

You want to talk about it?

My son doesn't want me
to stay with him,

and, uh, I thought we'd had
such a great week,

and I thought he'd be
so excited.

Well, I'm sure
it was a great week.

I mean, and he said it himself
when he was here early.

Now, Judge Junie, do you want
to stay with him?

Of course.
I've missed so much time

with my grandson
and my daughter-in-law,

and I thought we'd be
a family again.

Okay. Well, you know
that Washington, D.C.,

is just a short plane ride away.

That's right. Yeah,
and you can go visit anytime.

If he'd be willing to do that.

Well, I'm sure
he would be fine with that.

Hmm. How can you be so sure?

Because I know people.

Y'all haven't spoken
in over 10 years.

Just think, you went from that
to moving in.

Judge, that does sound
like a lot.

[Cora] Yeah.

I mean, maybe baby steps
with Brandon.

Right, because everything
in life takes time.

You know, you got
to crawl before you walk

and walk before you run.

You know Cora's right.

[sighs] Maybe don't rush it,
Judge.

But he's excluded me
for all these years.

-We just have to let that be.
-Mm-hmm.

You don't want to waste
any more time being mad.

Yes.

I thought you were going
to the aquarium today.

You were so excited.

Well, I was, but I changed
my mind after we spoke.

Judge Junie, now you know
you can't dwell on that.

You got to get out
of your feelings.

And if you want to spend time
with him,

-you have to do it on his terms.
-Mm-hmm.

He'll come around, eventually.

Now, you know the only person
you punish

by not going to that aquarium
is yourself.

Yeah, and Leah's right.

Just think,
you spent this past week

rebuilding the relationship

that you didn't think
could be repaired.

So let's just thank
the good Lord

and just make the best
of the time that you have.

I'm going to try.

That's good, sir. That's good.

-That's all we can ask.
-Yes.

[pleasant music]

Now, I'm so excited
that all of y'all have decided

to join my new business plan.

Now, look, y'all going
to be selling under me, okay?

Now, give me them debit cards--

Uh-uh. Jeremy, do not hand
Grandpa Vinny your debit card.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm trying to get
in on this early.

-Because it's a scam.
-What, a scam?

It is all over the Internet.

Yes. So just pull the label
off that bottle.

-What? What?
-Hmm.

It ain't nothing but...

-Prune juice?
-Prune juice.

Man.

So that is why we have all been
rushing to the bathroom all day?

Yes.

And I thought I had
a stomach virus.

I got to go again.
I hope you got some baby wipes.

Oh!

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
I mean, got again, man.

-That dude got me.
-How did you fall for that?

I don't know.

I guess I'm stupid.

I guess so. Trying to get rich.

Prune juice.

Have you drank any of this?

[Vinny]
No, I wouldn't touch it myself.

But you gonna give it
to everybody?

-No, I'm innocent.
-But you wouldn't drink this?

No, not at all. I'm saving it--

[Cora] What the hell is that?

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