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(bell chimes)
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(spy music)
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Hit it!
(funky music plays)
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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(alarm sounds)
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(computer voice) "Impact imminent."
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Appears to be a meteor, Skipper,
coming in hot and fast!
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Something tells me
this is not good at all.
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I've got a visual!
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Give me the worst-case scenario.
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It wipes out the Eastern Seaboard.
Aww...
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Best-case scenario?
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Erm... Ohio is suddenly
beach front property?
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Er... Cleveland!
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Negatory. I like the beach
where it is. Rico!
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Meteors can do that?
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Well, technically speaking, nuh-uh!
Brace for impact!
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Is that...
It can't be.
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But it is. It's...
Lemmy!
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You have come back home!
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How I've missed y... ow! Hot! Hot!
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Too hot to handle?
Of course not.
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Mort will give the royal
welcome home hug.
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Go ahead.
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Ow! I still don't like robot.
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70 million miles to Mars and back!
Give it up for craftsmanship!
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But why did he come back?
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Silly penguin, this is his home!
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Hold on. Last we saw, the robot was
in the grips of an evil Space Squid.
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How'd you escape, Lemmy?
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Of course. The penguin fighting
techniques we taught you!
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Mm, sorry. Those are
the dance moves I taught him.
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Go, Lemmy! Bust a movement!
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Hm... not sure what that is.
That's one of yours?
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Nope, that's definitely
one of your La-De-Da moves.
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I think he's trying to
tell us something.
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If I'm reading these signs right,
he's saying...
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(jabbers)
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Space squid! (screams)
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You broke robot! (giggles)
Thank you, squidy!
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Mort! No!
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It has heisted my boomy box!
And I can't move me!
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Mort, must it always be about you?
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Mort is experiencing complete
and total immobilisation.Yay!
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Though he retains the power of
speech. Which should be obvious.
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How long will it last?
A week. Maybe two.
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Dandy! What am I supposed to do
with him until then?
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I could be a feet rest!
Oh, that's a good idea, Mort!
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Mm... happiness is a warm foot...
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Er... No.
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(screams)
The news about Lemmy is better.
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His self repair protocols activated
and the head is already online!
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In a few hours,
Lemmy will be fully operational.
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Fantastic! We need every man on his
feet and fighting. Or dancing.
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Twinkletoes ain't gonna squash
this squid, Ringtail.
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Are we sure the space squid is evil?
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This could be a wonderful chance
to make friends across the stars.
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Skipper, may I?
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Naive nonsense, Private!
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Do you know what a lifetime devoted
to sci-fi movies has taught me?
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You'll never be a big hit
with the ladies? Besides that.
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Aliens are evil!
They are slimy, disgusting,
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and ruthlessly determined to conquer
and/or consume the penguin race.
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Erm, I don't know
if this is important,
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seems a little borderline to me,
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but the squidy is taking your
talking box.
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Grab it!
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Yeah, I'm not touching that.
I hear you.
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(penguins yell)
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(squid roars)
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(penguins yell)
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It got... bigger.
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Keen insight, Kowalski.
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You see, Lemmy,
penguins lack the panache!
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Look, this is a complex situation
with a lot of variables in play.
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You understand, don't you, Lemmy?
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See, Lemmy gets that sometimes
we're forced to improvise plans.
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Yes, plans like "grab it"?
You got a better idea?
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I say we split into teams, spread
out, and trap this Spacey Squid.
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That's the most... Wait,
did that actually make sense?
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By pure random chance, he was bound
to have a good idea sooner or later.
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Kowalski, Rico, eastern quadrant.
Private, lemurs, canvas the North.
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And, Lemmy, you're with me.
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Er, no. Lemmy should be with me.
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I am his mojo mentor,
his soul sensei.
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Wrong.
Lemmy's a fighter, not a prancer!
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Give it! Give it!
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(sighs) Fine, you can come with us.
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(clears throat) And just what, may
I ask, are you doing in my habitat?
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That's classified.
Need to know and top secret.
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I'm picking up extraterrestrial
energy. It came through here.
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Wait. Extraterrestrial energy?
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Like I said, need to know.
Well, I think I need to know!
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When you wake up,
all you will recall
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is that we spoke of
sports and weather.
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Erm, why are you clicking that pen?
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Er, I thought this was
my sonic brain eraser.
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My bad.
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There it is! (screams)
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(squid roars)
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(yells) What's going on?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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Don't mind us, Marlene.
We're just looking for... something.
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Back to sleep! Nighty-night!
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Yeah. Don't think so. Not until...
What are you holding?
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Friendship bracelets!
For that thing we're looking for.
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You're looking for...
that thing is alive.
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That thing is alive and in here?
What is it?!
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That's a little hard to say.
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On a positive note,
I don't think it's in here.
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All right! You two, out of here.
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And tomorrow, we're going to have
a nice long chat about boundaries.
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Would you like a bracelet?
You are too much. Yes, thank you.
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Easy. Danger could lurk
around any darkened corner.
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Lemmy, you are like Christmas
morning, full of surprises.
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Check it out, I'm clubbing!
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(disco music)
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Clubbing is not in
Lemmy's mission parameters.
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Lemmy's mission is to have
a good time all the time.
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Give it!
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What is that...?
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What? I don't see anything.
Exactly.
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The boom box, the talking toy,
now this umbrella.
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What's this squid's game?
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Hm. Obviously, he is going to play
with the toy... in a rainstorm...
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while rocking a few choice tunes!
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Well, idiot mode is engaged again.
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Really? Who is this "Idiot Mode"?
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I do not know him or to whom
he is engaged. When is the wedding?
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Green corn tamales!
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Round up the others and get to
the Clock Tower, ASAP! What? Why?
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(squid roars)
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(squid roars)
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Maybe this is all just
a big misunderstanding.
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Maybe it just wants to phone home
to its little space friends.
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(computer) "Planet ripe for invasion.
Send entire fleet."
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OK... maybe invasion means
something different to the...
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Yeah, I give up. Get him!
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Gentlemen,
take that sucker-covered sucker down!
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Erm... I'll just stay here then?
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(squid roars)
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Gah! I'm immobilised!
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Though I still retain
the power of...
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This all sounds very exciting.
Are we winning?
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What do we do when we get to it?
Huddle up.
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You fight it, while I cheer you
vigorously from a safe distance.
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I'm hit!
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Oh. Yeah, great.
Leave it all up to me. How typical.
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Erm, could someone spare a moment
and turn me around?
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And pick me up?
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Uh-oh
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(blows)
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(explosion)
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OK, Lemmy,
we're the last men standing.
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'Cept... we're not really men.
And you can't stand.
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Point is, we can get the drop on the
squid, but we gotta do this quiet.
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One wrong move could...
(yells)
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Have you busted the squidy yet?
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(squid roars)
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Nice job, Ringtail(!)
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Erm, this is more of that
idiot mode sarcasm, yes?Uh-oh.
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I blame yoooooooo...
Wha?!
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Lemmy! It's you! Sort of!
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(Skipper) Duck!
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Atta bot! Now use the Mantis Chop!
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No, no. Spin into a moonwalk...
or better yet, a Mars-walk!
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Serpent strike!
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00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,880
Head slide!
168
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,320
Monkey kick!
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Side step to corkscrew!
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Lotus lumbago!
Elbow airchair!
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Fist of fury!
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Open jazz hand.
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(all cheer)
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Erm, so we won then, did we?
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Soldier, I salute you, too.
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Or I would if I could.
It's the thought that counts, right?
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Yes, Lemmy, boogie
your little titanium feet off!
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I... Whoa!
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Will we ever see him again?
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Sure... once he's shown
those milksop Martians
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what we do to their kind here on
the good ol' US of Earth.
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Yeah. Hey, so, how long did you say
we're gonna be like this?
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A week or two?
Yes. I'm afraid so.
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OK, folks, if we start hopping
like tiny bunnies now,
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we should get back
to our habitats by Sunday.
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So... Move out! Tiny bunny!
Tiny bunny. Tiny bunny...
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Oof!
Tiny bunny.
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