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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks'
"The Penguins of Madagascar."
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[BELL TOLLS]
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[THEME MUSIC]
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-Hit it!
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[DANCE MUSIC]
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[SLAM]
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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-Let's see.
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12 and 23.
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35 degrees northwest.
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-What are you
tracking, Kowalski?
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-Skipper!
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Um, I am tracking, well, uh,
according to Atlantic sea
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currents, uh, the migratory
patterns of marine mammals.
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Um, uh, there's a good chance,
well, in-- in a few hours,
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a certain dolphin will
be off New York's coast.
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-Oh!
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You mad genius, Kowalski.
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Let the smackdown begin!
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For far too long, Dr. Blowhole
has had the upper fin.
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-Well, Skipper, I mean--
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But today, the
element of surprise--
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-About that--
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- --is on our side.
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-Yeah, Blowhole!
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-Yay!
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We'll show that oversized guppy!
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-A-- about that oversized guppy.
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You see--
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-We'll begin with the
deepwater assault.
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-Skipper!
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I haven't been
tracking Dr. Blowhole.
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I've been tracking, ahem, Doris.
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-Huh?
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Doris?
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Doris the Dolphin, seriously?
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-Aw, man!
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-Reality to Kowalski.
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She's just not into you.
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-Yeah, how many
times has she given
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you the "let's just
be friends" talk?
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-16 and 1/2.
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I couldn't hear the
rest over my sobbing.
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But this time, this
time will be different,
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for I have invented
the Love-U-Laser!
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-Love you what?
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-One blast from this
beauty instantly
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renders its target utterly,
hopelessly, head-over-heelishly
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in love with a
preselected subject.
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Observe.
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-Hey there, handsome.
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[GIGGLES]
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Yes, I'm talking to you.
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-What?
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Are your ears clogged
with a waxy buildup?
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Is that why you cannot
be hearing me when I say,
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not so close to
the royal throne?
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[TWITTERS]
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Uh, because, really,
you should be here.
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There you go, little buddy.
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-Um.
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-Hush, no words.
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-It works.
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It you actually works!
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Yeah, baby!
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(SINGING) Doris and Kowalski
swimming in the sea.
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K-I-S-S-I-N--
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-Pull yourself together, man!
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Are you sure this
is what you want?
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-Skipper's right.
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When science meddles in
affairs of the heart,
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we're all bound to
be losers in love.
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-Yeah, but I was
referring to that.
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-And I've given up
on fairytale endings.
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-This is the grim, grisly
reality you've made here,
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Kowalski.
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Undo it all!
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-Aye, aye, Skipper.
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Hm, that's curious.
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It appears to be jammed.
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SKIPPER: Enemy fire!
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Sound off, Private.
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-Other than a funny little
tingle, I'm right as rain.
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I'd be more concerned
about (MENACING) Kowalski.
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Aargh!
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Zip it!
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Zip your big word-spewing big
with its big smarty big words!
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-Oh, oh, what, what
gives, Private?
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-Stand down, soldier.
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I said stand down.
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-Yes, Skipper.
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Sorry.
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-What's gotten
into you, Private?
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-Nothing, Skipper.
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Nothing.
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-I think maybe the--
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-(ANGRILY) What part
of "zip it" eludes you?
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The "zip" or the "it"?
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-I said stand down!
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-The Love-U-Laser seems
to have malfunctioned
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into a Hate-Me-Laser.
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-Ooh, another
brilliant deduction
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from Senor Pointy Head.
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-All right, I'll ignore that.
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Words certainly can't-- ugh!
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-Ha-ha!
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What do you think of that, then?
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-Private, stow those antics.
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-Aye, Skipper.
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Stupid Kowalski with his toes.
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-Go on, Kowalski.
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-Theoretically, I can
reverse the laser's influence
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if I were to rezap Private.
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-Well, zap away.
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-That would require 5 ounces
of unspoiled MacGuffium 239
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from a lab in Brooklyn.
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-[GROANS]
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Then we roll.
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-Yeah, yeah, run away!
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Run away with your stupid
tiny toes, Pointy Head!
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-Well, that was easy.
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Now, this MacGuffium
should-- oh!
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Not be dropped.
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Ow!
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-Take that, Pointy!
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Come here, take another one
for your beady little eyes!
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-Ow!
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Ooh!
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Ow!
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Stop it!
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My eyes aren't beady!
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Skipper!
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-Rico, disarm the Private.
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-[BELCHES] Aah.
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-Well, hopefully, this
time, the MacGuff-- ow!
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--[GUFFAWS] Did you-- you should
see the look on your ugly,
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pointy face?
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[GUFFAWS]
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-No more nasty
business, Private.
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I order you to
let Kowalski pass.
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In fact, I order
you to stay still.
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Do not move one bone in your
little hate-filled body.
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Good.
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-Incoming!
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-Well, that's a relief.
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To the lab.
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-Sit tight, soldier.
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And soon you'll be back to
your old sugar-sweet self.
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[SQUEAKS]
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It's a decoy!
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Kowalski!
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-Ha-ha!
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-Get him off!
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Get him off!
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Get him off!
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--[GASP] The
anti-intruder controls.
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-[GUFFAWS]
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Dance, Kowalski, dance!
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Dance on your hideously
misshapen feet!
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-[CACKLING]
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Oh.
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-Sorry, buddy.
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-Here, I got you a
little something.
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-[WHEEZING]
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-I say, Mort, how about a
smoothie with those fleas?
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-Fleas?
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Fleas?
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And now, smoothies?
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Yes!
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My answer is yes!
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-Eh, Maurice!
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Two mango smoothies, please.
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-You feeling OK, Your Majesty?
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-Yes, never better.
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Why?
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-I've never been better neither.
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-On second thoughts,
Maurice, make
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that one smoothie
with two straws.
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-OK, that should do it.
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[ZAPPING]
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-[SNARLS]
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-[SNARLS]
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-What was that?
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-I don't know.
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-Whoa!
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Did you guys feel that
wicked energy surge?
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-Yeah.
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Hey, how would you like to feel
my fist denting your smug yap?
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-I don't think it worked.
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-[BELCHES]
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-Aah!
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-You pathetic excuse
for a soldier.
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-Your beak is so wide!
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-[ANGRY GIBBERISH]
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-(SHRIEKS) I have to go now!
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-Bye-bye.
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-Oh, no!
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[BAWLING]
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Oh, Marlene, am I
glad to see-- ugh!
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-Yeah?
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Well, that makes one of us!
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-[SHRIEKS]
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-I'm going to crush
you like a peanut!
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-I don't think I want
to be peanut butter!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Ah.
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OK, this is probably one
of the scariest places
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I could have landed.
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-For reasons unknown
to me thus far,
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I wish to do him grievous
bodily harm, though.
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-Yeah, I got that, too.
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-Aah!
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-Just the penguin
I wanted to skewer.
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-I'm only one penguin!
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-Hey, there's that
penguin I hate so much.
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-He makes me angry.
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I wish to beat him.
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-No, no, Mort, Mort.
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Your nails are still drying
from the mani I just gave you.
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Let me do it.
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I'll introduce him to righty.
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And then I'll introduce him
to, you know, my other righty.
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-[WHIMPERS]
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-He went this way.
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-Over here!
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-My Love-U-Laser.
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That's my only hope.
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But that's back at HQ.
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Oh, options, Kowalski.
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Options!
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-Where did that
stupid ding-dong go?
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-Naah!
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-Oh, I want to
make peanut butter?
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-Shh!
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With the peanut butter.
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Ahem, hey, Kowalski!
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-Let me try.
(SWEETLY) Kowalski, we
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want to know how magnets work.
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Do you have a
long-winded explanation
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you can bore us with?
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KOWALSKI: Almost there.
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Oh, Mama.
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Maths, don't fail me now.
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Aah!
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Ugh.
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Roy hooks a little to the left.
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That's good to know.
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All right, Kowalski.
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You've got one shot.
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Make it count!
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[WHISTLES] Hey, everybody!
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Over here.
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Farm fresh Kowalski!
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MOB: Get him!
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-[GROWLING]
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-Come on, work.
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Work!
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Please, for the love of
Isaac Newton, make it quick!
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[SIZZLING]
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-Hey, I don't have
the blinding urge
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to maim, degrade, and
humiliate Kowalski anymore.
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-Yeah, that's strange.
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I wanted to squeeze
you till you popped.
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Oh, boy, that would
have been a mess.
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Sorry.
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-You're lucky, little bird.
270
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,200
You were going to be
in a world of hurt.
271
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,900
-But we had a change
of heart or whatnot.
272
00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:37,350
-Ah, that certainly
was a close one.
273
00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:40,260
I'm sorry for inventing
that dang Love-U-Laser.
274
00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,390
-Who knows?
275
00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,410
Maybe things will work out
between you and Doris someday.
276
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:47,380
-But for now, it's
good to have everything
277
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,940
and everyone back to normal.
278
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,480
-Oh, look, dolphins.
279
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,260
[GIGGLES]
280
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:53,420
So romantic.
281
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:13,450
-Oh, Phil, have seen
my Victorian Era wig?
282
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,830
MAN (ON RADIO): Yo,
Alice, you seen my mallet?
283
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,300
-Let me check my desk drawer.
284
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,130
Ha?
285
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,220
Where's my desk?
286
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,870
-This court martial
is now in session.
287
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,270
Court reporter is present.
288
00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:26,000
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
289
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:26,570
What is this?
290
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:27,270
A race?
291
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,150
I got, like, no words of that.
292
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,290
And you know, I'm kind of so-so
with the whole spelling thing.
293
00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,320
-Prosecutor Private,
let's hear your case.
294
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,170
-Your Honour, I submit
that one of our very own
295
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:41,900
is guilty of fibbing
in the first degree.
296
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,350
-Defence Attorney
Rico, your response.
297
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,560
-[SNORING]
298
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,090
-Aw, come on!
299
00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:51,040
-How many Os in-- [SNORING]?
300
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,850
--10 or 11?
301
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:53,550
Maybe 12.
302
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:58,030
-Your Honor, let's us go back
to the morning in question.
303
00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,580
WOMAN (ON TV): Oh,
Prince Cheers-a-lot,
304
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:03,420
a Lunacorn should never be
afraid to admit he's afraid.
305
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,920
-[GROANS] Nauseating.
306
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,870
Time to 86 this
touchy-feely propaganda.
307
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:10,990
Where's the remote?
308
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,930
Anybody seen the remote?
309
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,640
Where's the remote?
310
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,540
Come on!
311
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,810
Somebody must know
where the remote is!
312
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:18,590
-(BABY TALK) Are, too.
313
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,730
Yes, you are.
314
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,790
-Kowalski, have you
see the-- monster!
315
00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:23,590
Monster!
316
00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:24,670
Monster!
317
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,780
[SCREAMING]
318
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,310
-Aha!
319
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,160
Let the record show
that the defendant
320
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,170
had claimed he
destroyed Jiggles.
321
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,040
-Technically, I never
said those words.
322
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:34,740
-See this?
323
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,940
This is a stink eye.
324
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,760
And I'm giving it to you!
325
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,960
-OK, I may have given
that impression.
326
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,420
-That's all I need to hear.
327
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,120
Guilty!
328
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,210
-Uhh.
329
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:45,910
-Oh!
330
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:46,610
Ah!
331
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,290
He-he.
332
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,190
Aw.
333
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,620
[SNORING]
334
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:56,370
-"All lived happily ever
after, especially the handsome
335
00:13:56,370 --> 00:14:00,190
and brave court reporter, me.
336
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,490
End."
337
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,150
-Rico, Rico, wake up!
338
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:06,130
Play some legal
jujitsu on these punks.
339
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,120
-[SNORES]
340
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:07,920
[MUMBLES]
341
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,930
-Fine, I'll mount
my own defence.
342
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,510
Ahem.
343
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,870
Admit it, Skipper!
344
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:16,350
It was your panic that
caused the real crisis.
345
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:20,730
Let us return again to that
fateful morning in question.
346
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,930
Like, mere seconds
after we left off.
347
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,310
-Surrender the cube-shaped
demon, Kowalski.
348
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,470
-Skipper, Jiggles
is different now.
349
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:30,440
He's been re-jiggled.
350
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,860
-Re-jiggled?
351
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,210
-Physiologically speaking.
352
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:36,550
You see, I've changed
Jiggles on a molecular level.
353
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:38,100
He no longer eats fruit.
354
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,350
Ergo, he will never
grow to the size
355
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,550
of a "party like a
rock star" tour bus.
356
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,000
-No fruit?
357
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,650
So what does he eat?
358
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:46,830
Penguins, right?
359
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:47,910
It's penguins.
360
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:48,860
I knew it.
361
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,560
-Pfft!
362
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,260
No, he only eats this.
363
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,360
[SLURPING]
364
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,020
[BURPS]
365
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,190
-Whipped cream?
366
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:01,140
-So Jiggles is
completely harmless?
367
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,680
-Absotively!
368
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,160
You can thank science for that.
369
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:10,040
And me, of course,
because I'm a scientist.
370
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,020
You're welcome.
371
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,840
-Rico, instrument
of destruction.
372
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,800
-[GRUNTING]
373
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,570
-[CHUCKLES] Batter up!
374
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,590
-Skipper, no.
375
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:21,720
My baby!
376
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,900
[BAWLS]
377
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,440
No!
378
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:29,710
[BAWLS] Why did you, uh-- wha--
uh, multiple-- multiplication
379
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:30,610
on impact?
380
00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,690
Unanticipated.
381
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,610
Must be a re-jiggling
side effect.
382
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:35,550
-Ah!
383
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:38,490
Kowalski, what's wrong
with your monstrosity?
384
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:39,250
[SQUEAKING]
385
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,350
-Of course!
386
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,800
By altering the
deoxyribonucleic acid,
387
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,970
I've increased the chromosome
enzyme's flexibility.
388
00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:51,040
Any type of violent impact will
cause Jiggles to subdivide.
389
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,250
-[GRUNTS] Violent what?
390
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,160
[GRUNTS]
391
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,490
-Hm, Kowalski does
have a point, Skipper.
392
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,330
You did make it worse.
393
00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,030
-You did.
394
00:15:59,030 --> 00:15:59,730
It's true.
395
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,440
It totally exacerbated.
396
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,230
Just saying.
397
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,400
-Nuts!
398
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,460
[SIGHS] Continue.
399
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:06,160
-Skipper?
400
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,200
-Get on with it, Private.
401
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,090
You're the prosecutor,
so prosecute.
402
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,680
-Oh, OK.
403
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,590
Re-returning to the
morning in question.
404
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:15,970
[SQUEAKING]
405
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,390
-Deja vu, am I right?
406
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,590
-We've got nip this
problem in the bud.
407
00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,380
Rico, on the Doomsday Device.
408
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,120
Set the timer for five minutes.
409
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,890
Private, prep the Star
Shuttle for launch.
410
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,360
-That seems a little hasty.
411
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,140
-We've got no choice.
412
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,330
We'll leave this
planet a burning husk,
413
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:36,660
strike out into the cosmos,
conquer a new world,
414
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,620
repopulate the penguin species.
415
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,920
-Skipper, won't we
need girls for that?
416
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,370
-What?
417
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,530
-We don't need to
leave the Earth.
418
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,190
Rest assured, I will
find a way to fix this.
419
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,590
-So that Jiggleses' jiggled?
420
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,480
Uh, what's the
plural of "Jiggles"?
421
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,460
-Let's go with Jiggli.
422
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,900
-Ooh, Jiggli.
423
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,080
-OK, the Jiggli.
424
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,450
They can't escape
from your lab, right?
425
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,380
-Absolutely not.
426
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,080
No way!
427
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,900
Not unless they
find the air vent.
428
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,580
-Topside!
429
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,280
-Nooo!
430
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,650
[KIDS GIGGLING]
431
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,400
They're eating my babies.
432
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,690
Barbarians!
433
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,620
They will pay!
434
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,660
-Mm.
435
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,420
[NIBBLES] Lime.
436
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:33,250
-"Gelatin Dessert Snacks."
437
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:37,300
-Look, the real Jiggli!
438
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,130
-Taste justice, Jiggli eaters!
439
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,120
-No!
440
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,410
-[SNORING]
441
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,100
What?
442
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,250
[GIBBERISH]
443
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,110
-So does the defense
have an objection?
444
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:48,810
-What?
445
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,080
-Rico, we're in the
middle of testimony.
446
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,040
-OK.
447
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,190
Lunch!
448
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:55,850
--[SIGHS] Now, we all
recall what happened next.
449
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,550
-Boy, do we ever.
450
00:17:57,550 --> 00:18:00,940
I started fighting crime
with a bulldozer possessed
451
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,790
by the spirit of President
William Howard Taft.
452
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:08,050
[FUNKY MUSIC]
453
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,530
OK, Taft.
454
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,630
We got Mendoza trapped inside.
455
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,840
I think we could take
him if we work together.
456
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,220
[ENGINE REVS]
457
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,070
-That's not how I remember it.
458
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,340
-Yeah, well, we're
just going to have
459
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,320
to agree to disagree
on this one.
460
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,410
-Well, the way I remember
it is Kowalski told us--
461
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,840
-If the Jiggli experience
everyday impacts
462
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,230
at a normal rate,
they'll cover the surface
463
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:34,580
of the Earth in about--
oh, no-- 12 days.
464
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,400
-Ha-ha-ha!
465
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,250
Yes, yes!
466
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,040
Shake your shimmies.
467
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,780
-Anyone know what these are?
468
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:45,390
-I like the way they
explode off my bottom.
469
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,140
-Make that eight days.
470
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,070
-Arrh!
471
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:49,960
Little green cubes!
472
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,270
Nothing scares me more
than little green cubes!
473
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,020
-Four days.
474
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,590
Three days.
475
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,860
Two.
476
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:07,180
-Anybody whose last name
doesn't end in "owalski"
477
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,800
have any options?
478
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,430
-Yup.
479
00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:11,790
[SNICKERS]
480
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:19,780
-So we lure all the Jiggli
to these coordinates, then
481
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,590
what happens?
482
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,290
-Beats me.
483
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,720
Rico's the man with the plan.
484
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,800
-And you're
comfortable with that?
485
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,530
-Eh.
486
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,810
-Ooh, we're trapping them within
a hermetically sealed titanium
487
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:29,870
enclosure, right?
488
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,370
-Nuh-uh.
489
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,200
-A magnetic demobilising ray?
490
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:33,980
[SLURPING]
491
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:34,680
-Nope.
492
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,860
-A giant-sized butterfly net?
493
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,710
-Sweet Nobel's beard!
494
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,120
You don't intend to--
495
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,380
-Kaboom!
496
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,350
-Hit the deck!
497
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,830
-It was beast that
killed the beauties.
498
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,960
-Kowalski, they're
not really gone.
499
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,260
Not as long as
you remember them.
500
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,570
And also, they're
not gone as long
501
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,860
as they're falling
out of the sky!
502
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,300
No!
503
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,740
[SHRIEKS]
504
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,660
-Well, thanks to Rico,
the world now only
505
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:10,110
has 47 minutes until
total Jigglification.
506
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,590
-[LAUGHING]
507
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,320
-And that was just
10 minutes ago.
508
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,450
-[HUMMING]
509
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:17,670
What?
510
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,630
-Rico, you're just as
guilty as the rest of us.
511
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:22,500
-Hop in, the water's fine.
512
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,320
-[SIGHS] All right.
513
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,140
-Um, can you repeat
the last part?
514
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,040
-Which part?
515
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,200
-Uh, just everything
after "this court
516
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,370
martial is now in session."
517
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:35,120
What?
518
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,900
I told you there was too much
yap, yap, yap fast talking.
519
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:38,770
-Oh.
520
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,630
-[GIBBERISH]
521
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,390
SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI:
Oh, why not?
522
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,610
-Well, get on with
it, Prosecutor.
523
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,990
Remember it's your duty to
mete out red-hot justice.
524
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:49,520
-But-- but you're my friends.
525
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,010
-No mercy, Private.
526
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,710
-Remember justice is blind.
527
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,220
-OK, then, if it
please the court,
528
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,050
I would like to-- to--
to get in there with you
529
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,460
because I can't do this.
530
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,340
-Well, ain't this
a pretty picture?
531
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,450
The whole unit in the pokey.
532
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,520
-So, like, what now?
533
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,220
-Dessert?
534
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,040
-Yes, Rico, you
can have dessert.
535
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,150
-Mmm.
536
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,400
Pie!
537
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,100
ALL: No!
538
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,460
[SIGHING]
539
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,920
-Oh, dear.
540
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,350
[RUMBLING]
541
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,510
-Hmm.
542
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:28,210
-Hey!
543
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:28,970
-Help!
544
00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:29,670
Help!
545
00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:33,820
I am drowning in Jiggli!
546
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:37,360
-Well, on the bright side, of
all the ways we could have met
547
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,580
our doom, this is the
most adorable one.
548
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,470
-Well, that's cold comfort.
549
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:42,350
-"Cold"!
550
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:43,450
That's the answer!
551
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:44,270
[GRUNTS]
552
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:49,690
I just need to reset thermostat
so low that no creature
553
00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,430
on earth could stand
the frigid temperature.
554
00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:55,170
No creature, that
is, but a penguin!
555
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,590
-Cold.
556
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:01,230
So cold.
557
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,150
-Up high!
558
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:05,910
Uh, delay that up high
until we're topside.
559
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:12,970
-(WEAKLY) Can't feel booty.
560
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:16,220
-That was pretty cool thinking
when the heat was on, Kowalski.
561
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,110
-And yet I feel no joy.
562
00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:21,900
Frozen solid is no life
for sentient gelatin.
563
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,490
What's a slightly
mad scientist to do?
564
00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:25,210
-I don't know.
565
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,460
Think outside the box.
566
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,850
Isn't that why you scientific
nerdlets like to do?
567
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,350
-Hm, outside the box?
568
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:38,230
Or outside our atmosphere!
569
00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:41,000
-Wait, I thought we ruled
out leaving the planet.
570
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,510
-We did, but we're
not the ones leaving.
571
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:44,710
ALIEN: [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
572
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:46,140
[STATIC NOISE]
573
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,270
ALIENS: [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
574
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:50,650
[CRASH]
575
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:53,840
BOTH: Huh?
576
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,940
[YELLS]
577
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,440
[JIGGLI SQUEAKING]
578
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,590
[THEME MUSIC]
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