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Operation: ANTARCTICA

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(Siren wailing)

Oh, Brick?

Yes, Cecil? Oof!

(Splashing)

SKIPPER: Well, well.

Looks like our old two-bit thieves have hit the high seas.

Kowalski, what's the catch of the day?

Over 12 tons of-- (Gasping)

Patagonian toothfish!

(Babbling)

I don't understand either one of those words.

These felonious chumps have been pirate-fishing in Antarctic waters.

Also over my head.

That's the penguin's motherland- boys, those

deepwater deadbeats just stole from my mama!

Mama?!

All right, you shanty-singing

salt dogs, you want to play pirates?

Who am I to arrr-gue?

Oh, that I got. Arrr!

(Engine puttering)

Hmm?

SKIPPER: Arrr!

Isn't that-- Oof!

(Explosion)

She's so bad-bad.

Ahoy!

I'm going to kick you in the face, boy.

Well... You!

Blech-- En garde!

Oh, that's a bad move, bird.

I was captain of the fencing team at-- Ow!

(Growling)

(Panting)

Huh?

♪ Oh I am a pirate king ♪

♪ It is, it is a glorious thing

to be a pirate king #

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Swords clinking)

Oof!

(With restraint:) Arr.

Thank you, loading area! Good night!

VOICE: Hey, is somebody out there?

Hello?

Please... I'm about to get fish-sticked!

Where are you?

Up here, inside the tank!

Aah!

What happened?

Some jerk snagged me in one of their stupid fishing nets.

You're all the way from Antarctica, then?

Are we really having a conversation right now?

Oh, sorry- hang on.

Hang onto what?

Everything is either slice-y or smash-y or fish!

Just give me your hand. Trust me.

(Roaring)

(Screaming)

Why didn't you tell me there was

a leopard seal in here with you?

Ow!

I am the leopard seal, dummy.

Predator, deceiver, carnivorous charlatan!

(Screaming)

You-- You saved me.

Yeah, and I kind of expected some rescue payback.

There you are.

Come on- Johnny Law just spotted our pirate roundup.

Go on... I'll catch up.

Nipping the old processed fish sticks, eh?

All right, just don't ruin your supper.

We're having fish.

Well, yes, of course.

Hey!

(Screaming)

(Anchor clanking)

Ugh.

Oh.

Yes! You rock, little penguin.

Please don't eat me.

Are you kidding me? I don't even like penguin.

It smells like orca poop. Um, hello?

Okay, so, I believe you.

I'm just going to keep believing you from up here.

You know what, believe what you want.

I'm going home. Now, which way would that be?

Curiously, officers found the duo tied up and ready for arrest.

And in an even curiouser twist, one of the men had a live fish

shoved down the back of his slacks.

Ah, what are you going to do?

Okay, so, um, who likes surprises?

Shh... we're watching our press.

Along with depleting endangered fishing stocks,

pirate boats often snare other helpless wildlife in their

nets, like albatrosses and leopard seals.

Oh, what is this, hippie media spin?

Since when is removing leopard

seals from the predator chain a crime?

Leopard seals?

(Shivering)

Nature's whiskeriest killing machine!

Right, so, um, if hypothetically, one of us

rescued a whiskery killing machine- mind you, a very pleasant one--

Hypothetical denied, Private.

There's no such thing as a pleasant killing machine.

Hi, I'm--

Killing machine!

(Screaming and frantic babbling)

Wait, stop, everyone!

It's okay- I brought her here.

Say what?

It was Brick and Cecil's fault- they accidentally

caught-- Actually, I didn't catch your name.

Hunter.

(Screaming)

Honestly, how is that helpful?

Please, all she wants to do is go home to Antarctica.

She's not going to eat any of us.

Don't fall for her blubbery lies, Private- leopard seals eat penguins.

Not me; I am a strict fishetarian.

See? Bird meat is gross.

Has anybody here actually tasted penguin?

Great, right? I mean, how lucky was I, running

across the one leopard seal who doesn't eat penguins?

Oh, you poor, naive half-wits.

All leopard seals start out on a non-penguin diet...

- fish, krill, your basic smaller squids.

I love squid. It's like gummy seafood.

But once they grow out of the pup years, even the most strict

"fishetarian" seal turns into a--

Well, I'll just let the hand puppet illustrate this one.

(Imitating Private) Oh, hello, Ms. Leopard Seal!

I hear you only eat fish.

No more, sucker!

(Snarling)

Well, that's just silly talk.

Hey, don't know me, can't judge me.

(Snarling)

Mmm, lean!

(Snarling)

I don't even sound like that.

Oh, oh, please don't--

Would you get tt t puppet out of my face?

Argh!

(Screaming)

(Shivering)

Yikes. So, that was weird, right?

(Roaring mockingly)

Well, we'll just have to get her home while she's still young.

- What? - Have you gone completely mad?

She's in trouble, Skipper,

and as penguins of honour, it's our duty to help.

You should splash down somewhere in the East River;

then, go south.

Hunter is only a pup!

She'll neverakake it to Antarctica on her own.

Sure she will.

Leopard seals are a crafty breed. Rico, count us down!

Bah, bah, bah.

(Device beeping and whirring)

(Both screaming)

Private!

Why didn't I install an undo button?

Boys, Private just hitched a ride on the Pitatic Express to New Deadbird.

We don't let a man swim into seal-infested wate a alone,

even our most naively stupid man.

Orders, Skipper?

Feed the submarine, Mr. Kowalski.

We're going to- dramatic pause-

Antarctica.

(Sonar pulsation)

Rico, have us checked. Test-fire the torpedo tubes.

Pah, pah! Ka-ka-ka-ka blammo!

(Someone moaning)

What in the name of Aaron Burr's slapping glove?

Bleh, hello.

Do you like my secret royal nappity tube?

It's dark, it's quiet.

It makes me feel like a handsome vampire. Bleh!

Shall we reverse course to

dump our unwanted cargo, Skipper?

Negative. Private needs us ASAP.

Hey, a little respect for the undead!

Ringtail, prepare yourself for an epic journey of

carnivorous peril from which we may not return.

Whoa- will there be the possibility of forbidden love

with a beguiling lady werewolf?

Mmm, nope.

Oh, man. Okay, but I'm going to do my

handsome vampire mopey face. Bleh.

(Screaming)

Are you sure about this?

Let's get you home.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, sorry.

That's all right. We're all friends here.

So, we're friends now?

Well, maybe not quite yet,

but you know just the thing for that.

♪ Road trip is 8.523 miles ♪

♪ Feels like half of a minute ♪

♪ Over before we begin it ♪

♪ Best friends we will be at the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ for 8.523 miles. ♪

(Sonar pulsating)

Do a barrel roll!

(Laughing)

Oh, my gosh... we're totally close!

Quite. You recognize this place, then?

No, I can just tell because of all the leopard seals.

(Screaming)

Hey!

Seals-- So many. So mouthy!

Would you cut it? You're okay, Private.

They haven't caught your scent yet.

How can you be sure?

Because all of your tasty

parts are still attached to your other parts.

(Whimpering)

I do know this place!

There's a tunnel down there that leads to my village.

What, down there with the seals?

Uh, kind of?

(Sighing)

Right. Stay calm and carry on.

(Sniffing)

Food?

(Sniffing)

Food?

Food?

(Sniffling and snarling)

Food!

Food!

(Screaming)

(Private screaming)

Huh?

Custom horn? This is so boss.

Yes, it's the little details that make a war machine.

- Private... in extreme peril. - Uh, right.

(Babbling)

Fire all torpedoes!

(Squawking)

No, it's okay, because I also put the torpedoes in the fruit place.

Hello, banana. Would you like to be a smoothie now?

(Blender whirring)

Why, banana...?!

Nice try, psycho killers. No tiny-brained seal skull can

pound through six inches of steel!

Tell me, where did you find the invisible see-through steel?

(Glass cracking)

Oh, crud.

(Water whooshing)

(Whimpering)

Ugh!

Gah!

(Screaming)

(Sighing)

Now I just feel fat.

Ugh!

Oof!

Did you see how brilliant we were down there?

With a thrash-y throwing manoeuvre--

I know- that's, like, our thing now.

We totally have a thing.

We're here! Private, you did it!

You got me home.

No, you did it. You proved you wouldn't eat me.

I know- yay me!

All right, off you go, then, you savage penguin devourer.

(Chuckling)

Right.

(Both roaring mockingly)

(Roaring ferociously)

You made me spill my lemonade.

Sorry. Anyway, thanks- bye.

I'll always remember you.

You too, take care. Don't eat anyone I wouldn't eat.

(Chuckling)

She's a good kid. Oof.

Food.

KOWALSKI: Well, the good news is, the seals have left us for dead.

I should mention this is also the bad news.

Options?

With our streamlined penguin bodies and outstanding lung

capacity, we should be able to swim to the surface.

But how long can Julien hold his breath?

Hold it in what?

Let's see- carry the-- Oh, it's impossible.

He'd have to be able to swim at 45 knots...

roughly the speed of aa fired torpedo.

Really? Deploy handsome vampire.

(Screaming)

PRIVATE: Let me go, you big bully!

Ugh!

(Snarling)

One. We got one penguin.

What was everybody else doing with the afternoon?

I was watching cable. I love cable.

You- do the math.

What's one penguin work out to on a per-seal basis?

Uh, food?

Good work. Okay, food.

(Gulping)

Me?

Hop in the jaws- I got to divvy up the goods with my teeth.

These things are useless with a knife and fork- look at him.

HUNTER: Hey, move it! Daddy!

That's your father?

Fuzzyface, where have you been hiding?

I was captured by pirates and dragged to New York City.

Wow, I am looking like a very mediocre parent right now.

And this penguin is the one who rescued me.

Really? Food saved my kid?

(Fanfare sounding)

Prepare the celebratory feast!

Let's hear it for food!

Food!

(Private screaming)

PRIVATE: What? Well, this was unexpected.

Oh, yeah- I totally thought they were going to eat you.

What, after food rescued my little girl?

What am I, a monster? Proclamation- food here is

off-limits, and I mean to everybody!

Looking at you right now, Reginald.

I can't believe how well this turned out.

I've got a new friend, we took a

fantastic trip, and nobody is going to eat me!

I blame you.

(Screaming)

- Dad, these are Private's friends! - They rescued you, too?

Technically, they were against it.

Soup's on!

Food!

- Wait! - What is this, a joke?

Because if it's the one about making penguin-intestine balloon

animals, I've heard it and it's hilarious.

(Laughing)

Oh, balloon animals, you say? So, uh, was this a potluck?

'Cause I brought some ice.

Why are we eating any of these penguins?

Cookieburger, we're leopard seals.

Fish got to swim, penguins got to be eaten... it is what it is.

That's what I've been saying.

Yes, I understand the implications... I just like to be right.

But you're not right, Skipper.

You all thought Hunter would eat me, but look!

Still in one piece.

We're living proof that seals and penguins don't have to be

predator and prey. We can even be friends.

HUNTER: Check it out- we even have our own thing.

Hop in, friend.

BOTH: Whee-eee-eee-eee yeah!

Ta-da!

What?

Good technique, Honeybear!

Uh, wha'?

Your "friend" thing is decidedly unfriendly.

Thrashing a penguin from side to side is how leopard seals

tenderize the meat before--

Well, you remember the hand puppet.

(Shivering)

What? No, I wasn't!

I'm afraid all you have proven is that you are a born carnivore.

You make that sound like a bad thing- come on, smart guy,

admit you're delicious.

I-- I'm sorry, Private.

We'll save you a wing, Pumpkin.

Did you want any, or would that just be weird?

Wait! May I ask you what sort of penguin recipe you're using?

Eat.

All right. Uh, yes, that one's a classic,

but you know what's even more yummy?

The taste of penguin meat after a good long marinating.

(Murmuring agreement)

Yeah, really good.

No touching the feet!

(Laughing)

But seriously, I'm with him.

Oh, I thought everybody was at the feast.

Yeah, the penguins sounded

tasty, but the side dishes were just... mehe.

Maybe I'll just go somewhere else.

Uh, you are confused and upset.

You should talk to me; I am

excellent at telling people what to do.

I don't want to be a penguin-eating predator.

So, don't be. There- fixed.

Right. I wish it was that easy.

Of course it is, you ridiculously sausage-shaped

animal, you... You know what I did today?

I nailed the play-acting of a handsome vampire.

Bleh.

I did a crazy, awesome barrel roll- hey!

And I totally kicked a snow mote halfway to anti-Antarctica.

Hyah!

What does that have to do with anything?

You think anybody else wanted me to do those things?

- Go ahead, answer. - No.

Who cares? Who else can be telling you what

you have to do or to be, or to not do or be? Nobody.

So, you're saying it doesn't

matter what everybody thinks I'm supposed to be?

I mean, who says I have to be like everyone else, right?

No, I am saying it's awesome to be King!

I don't know where you got that other stuff.

Come on!

Marinating? You picked marinating?

Well, I had to do something to buy time for a jailbreak.

Mission half-accomplished. Now, what's the escape plan?

(Shivering)

♪ Big moment ♪

Junta!

Oh, out for blood, huh, predator?

Out to save my friend.

And you three, I guess. But only on principle.

(Grunting)

(Sniffing)

Food? Food!

(Snarling)

They're coming!

Everybody surrender! Edible ones first.

HUNTER: Down the mountain-

it's the quickest way to the ocean.

Yes, and technically, falling

off a building is the quickest way to the sidewalk!

(Screaming)

They're coming up too fast.

(Growling)

Hang on- I'll run a diversion!

(Grunting)

That's my girl! Go, Hunter!

In your toothy face!

(Laughing)

(Gasping)

(Roaring)

Blech!

(Grunting)

Up ahead! Aim for the rail.

You can launch to a safe distance.

You're not coming?

I can't. I belong here with my--

No daddy!

(Snarling)

HUNTER: Whoa!

(Screaming)

Dad!

Whoa!

SKIPPER: Private, don't be a hero.

Don't be a fool with your life!

(Private screaming)

Gah! Oh.

(Panting)

Food, you saved me!

Yes, well, my instincts said to run.

But we can't always listen to those silly things, can we?

Instincts? I get you.

Everybody okay?

(Seals snarling)

Food!

Go on, get him out of here.

You trust me?

I'll miss you.

Yeah. Shut up and hop in.

(Private whooping)

Food?

Dang.

Slippery little tasty nuggets, aren't they?

(Grumbling)

Love you, Dad.

Come on, I think I've got some squid in the freezer.

And by the freezer, I mean our front porch.

Oh, I hate Antarctica.

Oof!

Ugh.

Private, I may have misjudged that she-predator and you.

If a penguin and a leopard seal can learn to get along in this

crazy, mixed-up world, then maybe there's hope for all of us.

JULIEN: Bleh!

Gah!

Yum-yum.

What? I was curious.

SKIPPER: All of us minus one.

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