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NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks'
"The Penguins of Madagascar."
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[THEME MUSIC]
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-Hit it!
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[PARTY MUSIC]
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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-Skipper's law,
today, testing begins
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on Kowalski's latest invention.
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-Oh yeah.
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-I am proud to
introduce the next phase
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of penguin combat,
the next-O skeleton.
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Good name, right?
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I was up all night.
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-Eh.
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-Test one, missile launch.
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-After months of intensive
research and reengineering,
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Kowalski's next-O skeleton
is ready for its second field
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test.
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-Strength test, on my mark.
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Mark!
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-Yes, it works.
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It totally-- ah.
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-I, I think it's too--
c-c-cold for the c-camera.
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-Ugh.
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Third test of the--
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-Oh, yeah.
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-Ah.
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-Huh?
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-Ready for the test, Skipper?
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-Hm?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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We'll, knock yourself
out, Kowalski.
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-Don't you want to
record it for posterity?
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-What?
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Oh, no.
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I'm good.
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Keeping it all upstairs.
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-Commencing test four.
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Yes!
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It's working!
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It's working!
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[LAUGHING]
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Finally, after all this time,
the next-O skeleton is-- ah.
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-Oh, it's ghastly, harrowing.
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Horrific!
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-Nah, he's had worse.
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Walk it off, Kowalski
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-Aye, sir.
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-No, not Kowalski.
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That.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Who would do this?
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I'm universally beloved.
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That's my thing.
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Who could possibly not like me?
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-Oh, and them.
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-Ah!
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Um, pardon me, but why are you
making unflattering pictures of
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-Me?
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You really think
it's possible to make
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a flattering picture of you?
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When's the last time you
looked in the mirror?
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I mean, without breaking it?
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-What?
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-Am I being too subtle?
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I'm saying you're ugly.
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Stupid and ugly.
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You're not the first
to mix the two,
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but you're the
stupidest and ugliest.
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-Oh-- what did I ever do to you?
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-That Tuesday, last
spring in the park.
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You stepped on me!
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-I did?
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I don't remember that.
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-Why am I not surprised?
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Why would a power player like
you worry about the little guy?
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-Power-- I didn't mean-- it's
just, are you sure it was me?
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-How many penguins are
there in Manhattan?
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Yes, I'm sure it was you.
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And ever since then, I've
been racing to the zoo
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to teach you a lesson.
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-Racing?
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-I'm a snail.
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Do the maths, big foot.
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Now, get ready for a
beat down in midtown!
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Eh, eh, could you take a
step or two closer to me?
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Uh, it'll really save time.
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-You've got your
first arch-enemy.
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Great news!
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What's his name?
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-Dale.
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He's a snail.
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-Oh.
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Well, it's a start.
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It's not the size
of the foe, but uh--
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help me out here, Kowalski.
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-Uh, perhaps you'll soon be the
enemy of a tiger or a sharp.
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-Oh, maybe even a tiger shark.
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-Blah.
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Blah!
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-But I don't want to be
anybody's arch enemy.
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I'm nice.
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There's got to be a way to
set things right with Dale.
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Perhaps if I bring him a
thoughtful little gift.
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-Oh, Private, you're
doing it wrong.
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You don't make peace
with your arch.
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Come on!
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-Yeah, come-- ow.
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-Dale, oh Dale.
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I have some lovely,
delicious lettuce for you.
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Hm.
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Maybe I should just
wait here for him.
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[CRUNCH]
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-Ah!
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-Oh dear.
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-Is somebody popping popcorn?
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I-- uh.
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There, good as new-ish.
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-Thank you, Marlene.
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It's nice to know
that not all zoo
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animals are rage-opathic goons.
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Yes Private, I was obliquely
referring to you, goon.
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-Oh please, it was an accident.
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-Dale, I've known
Private a long time.
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He's a sweetie.
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He wouldn't
intentionally harm a fly.
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-Well, I'm not a fly.
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And he's done it twice!
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-Twice?
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Really?
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Huh.
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-Look, Dale, would it
help if I said I'm sorry?
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-No.
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-Would it help if I
said I'm very sorry?
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-Oh, let me think.
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No!
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-Would it help if I said
I'm very, very, very, very--
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-Very, very-- no!
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-How about this.
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If I said I was sorry in
front of all my friends
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and everyone I know,
would that satisfy you?
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-Hm.
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There might be something there.
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-OK.
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Dale, this is everyone.
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-All right.
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Get on with it.
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And hey, anything you
can do to you know,
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make me look good
for the ladies.
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-You've got it, mate.
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Listen everyone, I recently met
someone, someone very handsome.
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And I hurt him.
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I accidentally, but badly.
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So here's the message I want
each and every one of you
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to see here, and yes, feel.
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Dale--
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[CRUNCH]
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-Ah!
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-Oh dear.
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[GASPS]
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-Poor form, Private.
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You grapple with
an arch for years
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before you outright
humiliate him.
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-Again, if there's any way
I could make it up to you--
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-Why not saute me in
butter and garlic?
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Get it over with?
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-Private, don't get
mad or anything.
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But I think it's
best if you leave.
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-Yeah, escar-go!
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-Oh.
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-Ah!
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-We don't want no trouble.
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-Yeah.
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No trouble, no trouble.
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-Oh.
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-Eh, excuse me.
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Why is everyone thinking
you are a scary monster?
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-Because I accidentally
stepped on a snail.
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-So?
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Accidents happen.
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-Then I sat on him.
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-Oh.
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OK, well, sometimes
they happen twice.
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Sheesh.
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-Then I stepped on him again.
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-What is wrong with you?
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You monster!
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I don't even kick
Morts three times.
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You know, my feet get tired.
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But you, man, you got the
managing anger problem!
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-It was all an accident, honest!
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But nobody sees it that way.
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-Ah.
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This, I can help with.
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As king, I know the
ins, and downs, and ups,
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and outs of the public images.
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-Really?
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You could help me?
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-Just leave everything to me.
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Soon, everybody, even
this crushed snail,
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are going to reel you.
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-Ow, gentle.
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-Oh, uh-- sorry.
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Sorry Dale, sorry.
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Hey, you guys have any bandages?
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I'm all out.
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-Help yourself, Marlene.
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-Thanks.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, wait.
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You're taking me down there
into the layer of the beast?
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-You're safe.
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The beast is out moping.
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-Oh, OK then.
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-Exposing our lair to
Private's arch-enemy?
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Is that a good idea, Skipper?
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-Private's arch is a snail.
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Aha.
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-Yeah, good point.
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-I know, it's cute.
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-OK, give me a minute.
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They're down here somewhere.
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-Hm, hello.
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-Whoa.
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-Kowalski, id your next-O
skeleton testing itself?
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-No.
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It wasn't scheduled to become
self aware for another week.
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-Ladies and gentlemen,
give a warm welcome
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to the monarch with the
most, the king of cool,
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the sovereign of
soul, King Julien.
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[WEAK APPLAUSE]
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-Thank you Maurice for
that lovely but unnecessary
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introduction, because everyone
already knows and loves me.
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Now, as much as you would
all like me to talk about me,
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I would like to talk about the
certain special someone who
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is not me.
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There seems to be some
misconeptions about Private.
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He, he's not a mean guy.
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He's not a crazy guy.
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He's not a guy who eats the
small, woodland creatures.
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The truth is, he is the
meanest, craziest guy who
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eats the large
woodland creatures!
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-What?
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-Just look at the way he treats
the harmless little slime guys.
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What do you think
he will do to you?
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It won't be pretty,
I'll tell you that.
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-Whoa.
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-You see?
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There's no telling what
this psycho nut will do.
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-He's lose!
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Run for your lives.
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Ah!
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-Please, no!
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Listen to me, I beg you.
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I'm not a bad guy!
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It's all been one
horrible misunderstanding.
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-I was going to say
something clever here.
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But really, that's not who I am.
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All I want to do is smush you.
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-Ah!
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-At ease, soldier.
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Your backup is here.
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-Look!
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The next-O skeleton,
it's working!
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It's w--
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-Sorry.
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I was aiming for
jerky stompy feet.
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Still getting the hang of this.
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-Ah!
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-One mistake, little Dale.
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We are like the
Three Musketeers,
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except there are four of us.
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00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:25,620
And we're birds, and
in no way French.
272
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,490
But the same team
mentality applies.
273
00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:30,860
-Couldn't care less.
274
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,110
-Ah!
275
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,420
-Rico, increase
his sodium intake.
276
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,540
-Blah.
277
00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:38,150
-Back off, gastropod.
278
00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:42,390
I've got a salt shaker,
and I'm not afraid to-- oh.
279
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,310
-Oh dear, oh dear.
280
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,920
Ah!
281
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,270
-Look, I know it's obvious.
282
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:54,160
But I want to underline the
poetic justice here anyway.
283
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:59,390
I'm going to step on you
just like you stepped on me
284
00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:02,910
wearing your very
own robo clothes.
285
00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:03,610
-Ah!
286
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,480
I suppose that's fair after
how I've wronged you so.
287
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,290
But just so you know,
that's not my suit.
288
00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,580
-It's not?
289
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:11,660
-No, it's Kowalski's.
290
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:14,240
-Wait a second, aren't you
the science guy penguin?
291
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,850
-No, I'm the adorable, nice guy
with a heart of gold penguin.
292
00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:20,820
-So who stepped
on me last spring?
293
00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:23,420
-I am proud to
introduce the next phase
294
00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:28,070
of penguin combat,
the Nexto Skeleton.
295
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,390
[LAUGHING]
296
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,440
How about that?
297
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,140
-You see?
298
00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:34,420
This whole thing's just been
one big misunderstanding.
299
00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,170
-I don't know what
to say Private.
300
00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:40,460
-Just say we'll be friends,
and we'll forget all about it.
301
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,840
-I'll do more than that.
302
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,610
I'll set the record straight.
303
00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:47,190
I'll tell everyone that you
really are a stand up guy.
304
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:48,190
-Thanks Dale.
305
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:52,310
-Just as soon as I stop this
Kowalski jerk into the ground!
306
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,850
Dance penguin, dance!
307
00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,540
-Ah!
308
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,530
Help me!
309
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:10,150
-Ow!
310
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:10,960
Maurice!
311
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,660
Mort!
312
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:12,570
Come quickly!
313
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:15,060
This crickey tickey
drone has preciously
314
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:19,530
attacked my magnificent royal
booty with this stabbiness.
315
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,330
-It's just a splinter.
316
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,460
-A teeny, tiny, teeny splinter.
317
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,690
-It is attempted booty-cide.
318
00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:27,590
Spread the word.
319
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,520
Your king is needing
a brand new throne.
320
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,220
-Whoa!
321
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,570
-Ah!
322
00:12:32,570 --> 00:12:41,960
-678,433, 678,434,
and 678,435 grains
323
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,220
of salt in the mess
hall salt shaker.
324
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,780
-Kowalski, make a note
of that for inventory.
325
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,170
How's that pepper count coming?
326
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,940
-Ah, ah, achoo!
327
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:52,820
-You done?
328
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,090
-Um, uh-huh.
329
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:54,780
Wah-choo!
330
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,170
[ALARM]
331
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,620
-Kowalski, that can't be
what I think is, can it?
332
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,240
-I'm afraid so, Skipper.
333
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:11,340
-It's S-T-A-N-K, STANK!
334
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:15,760
-After all these years,
I try so hard to forget.
335
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,460
-Right.
336
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,840
So what's a stank?
337
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,380
-Project super toxic
aromatically noxious
338
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,100
kaboomboom.
339
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,320
It was, it was a horrible--
340
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,020
-Acronym?
341
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,000
-A stink bomb, Private.
342
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,700
-The acronym's not
very good either.
343
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,110
-But not just any stink
bomb, the grand mama
344
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:38,410
stink bomb to end
all stink bombs.
345
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,920
It was designed to
lock onto a target
346
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,520
and hold it there until
the odour core detonated.
347
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,540
-Private, putrid
perfume of project STANK
348
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:51,200
is a bazillion times worse than
anything you've ever smelled.
349
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,270
-Bazillion isn't a
real number, Skipper.
350
00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:54,970
-Is too.
351
00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:57,570
The International Numbers
Council just declared it.
352
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,230
-And that is not a real council.
353
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,420
-Huh, is too!
354
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,310
The International Council's
Council just declared it.
355
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,400
Just now.
356
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,720
-So who was STANK supposed
to lure into its foul seat?
357
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,600
-Dr. Blow Hole.
358
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,330
-And that's where the
whole project went wrong.
359
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,090
Turns out dolphins
don't use toilets.
360
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:16,790
-Nope.
361
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,730
-Not when they've got
the seven seas to soil.
362
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:20,120
-Oh, really?
363
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,230
-Oh yeah.
364
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,180
All the sea creatures
do it-- fish,
365
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,130
whales, lobsters, octopuses.
366
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:25,830
-Oh.
367
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,430
I'm never swimming
in the ocean again.
368
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,660
-Anyhoo, STANK was a bust.
369
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:34,230
Total waste of a
perfectly good toilet.
370
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,120
[ALARM]
371
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,000
-Uh-oh.
372
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,370
Kowalski, is this
thing still active?
373
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:39,070
-Apparently.
374
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:41,190
But we should be
safe, as long as we
375
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,460
don't disturb its fragile core.
376
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,160
-Whew!
377
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,590
[ALARM]
378
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:48,640
-By doing things breathing.
379
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,570
-Then we've got to get this
STANK out of here, ASAP.
380
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,660
-But where do we
take it Skipper?
381
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,770
-Somewhere uncivilised,
uninhabitable.
382
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,110
A wasteland of inhuman misery.
383
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,600
-Garden State Parkway rest stop?
384
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,300
-Right-o.
385
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,520
They'll never notice
the difference.
386
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,450
-Ah.
387
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,310
-Gently, Rico.
388
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,690
The tiniest movement could
initiate the detonation timer.
389
00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:14,000
We have to be very,
very, very, very careful.
390
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,070
-Yeah, yeah.
391
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:19,050
Uh, uh, ah.
392
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:19,850
[ALARM]
393
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:20,550
-Ah.
394
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,030
[ALARM]
395
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:26,540
-Oopsie.
396
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:29,640
-No, no, no.
397
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,870
My new royal throne
must be something
398
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,000
that really wows my breath away.
399
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,020
I'm looking for something
big, something shiny.
400
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:38,770
[HORN]
401
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:39,470
-Ah!
402
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,980
Something with cool,
blinking lights
403
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,830
along the side like that!
404
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,530
My throne!
405
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,150
Where are they taking
my new royal throne?
406
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,360
-We got ourselves a convoy.
407
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,780
This is big box shaker
and the wiggle waggon
408
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,810
sending out a 10-32
to puking boots.
409
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,080
You got your ears
on, good buddy?
410
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:01,780
-Uh--
411
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:02,910
SKIPPER (ON RADIO):
Just reminding
412
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:05,280
you to keep your flaps
down, use the jake.
413
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,060
Back off the hammer.
414
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:06,930
-Say what?
415
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:10,580
-It's a little trucker lingo,
Rico, telling you to go slow.
416
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,860
-Oh, gotcha.
417
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:12,760
-Thank you, cranium.
418
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,830
How's it back on the skateboard?
419
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,330
You throwing some
rope on that fat load?
420
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,550
-I beg your pardon?
421
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,280
-Ugh, trucker lingo.
422
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,550
You secure the STANK?
423
00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:22,730
-Oh, yes.
424
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,840
Uh, if we keep the speed down
and stay on flat terrain,
425
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,890
this will definitely
probably maybe work.
426
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,250
-10-4, good buddy.
427
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,260
Simpering Soft Foot
You my bear in the air?
428
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,460
PRIVATE (ON RADIO): Sorry,
am I Simpering Soft Foot?
429
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,440
-Aw, come on!
430
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,980
Nobody speaks big rig?
PRIVATE (ON RADIO): Sorry.
431
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,220
KOWALSKI (ON RADIO): I
find it impenetrable.
432
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,040
-Ugh.
433
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,260
Fine.
434
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,010
Private, where are you?
435
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,990
-I'm coming up on your
position now, Skipper.
436
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:47,230
There's night traffic on
the bridges and toll roads.
437
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:50,030
Oh, and there's a yellow
cab pulling up next to you.
438
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,680
-It's Manhattan, Private.
439
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,550
Yellow cabs are like
cowboys in a rodeo.
440
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:55,330
They're everywhere.
441
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,260
-Yee-haw!
442
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,180
-Ugh.
443
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:57,880
-Ah.
444
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,350
-Ugh.
445
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,060
-Ringtail, no!
446
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,020
[HORN]
447
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,910
-Ah!
448
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,290
-Rico, stay with it.
449
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,170
Ringtial, I know
you can hear me.
450
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,390
And even though it's
never worked before,
451
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,050
I'm going to try
and reason with you.
452
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:14,750
-Ha!
453
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,350
Good luck with that.
454
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,380
-Stop that truck.
455
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:21,220
You have no idea what noxious
habit that cargo is capable of.
456
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,870
-Ah, but I do.
457
00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:24,690
This cargo is
capable of becoming
458
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,610
my most awesome
new royal throne!
459
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,120
-Private, I need a lift.
460
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,610
PRIVATE: On my way Skipper.
461
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,550
[ALARM]
462
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:40,330
-Hiya!
463
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,030
-Ah.
464
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,180
-You are too late!
465
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:53,100
I hereby claim this
super boss blinky throne.
466
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,200
-No!
467
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,900
-No!
468
00:17:58,690 --> 00:17:59,460
Ah.
469
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,160
Booty-ful.
470
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:03,610
See?
471
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,270
My booty was destined
for this throne.
472
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,920
Even the throne knows it.
473
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,740
-What exactly is King
Julien sitting on?
474
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,330
-And can't get up from.
475
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:14,290
Uh!
476
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:17,310
-Ringtail, let us deal
with this situation.
477
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,760
-Yes, deal with it.
478
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,110
-It's impossible to stop.
479
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:23,200
The core is going full meltdown.
480
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,780
-[GULPS]
481
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,930
-Just get the king up
and off of that thing.
482
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,790
-Well, I'd have to short
out the locking circuit
483
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,650
without triggering
this smellatonium.
484
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,230
-Private, air lift Kowalski
and Maurice back to HQ.
485
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:36,440
You two find a way to get
ringtail off the STANK.
486
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,000
Rest of us will press
on and hope fate
487
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,120
smiles on the foolish.
488
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,050
-Then I will be the
most foolish of all.
489
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,970
-No!
490
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:53,440
I'm so doomed.
491
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,810
-Crying never solved anything,
so stop with the tears.
492
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:59,330
-You're not the one with
the doomsday STANK bomb
493
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,420
strapped to your booty!
494
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:02,420
-Can I drive?
495
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,120
-No!
496
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,920
-Can I drive now?
497
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,000
-Uh-uh.
498
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,470
-How about now?
499
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,450
-No!
500
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,430
Uh--
501
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,410
-I try!
502
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,820
-Ah--
503
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,060
-Ah--
504
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,760
-Oh, OK.
505
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,150
That's enough driving for me.
506
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,490
Your turn.
507
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:23,390
[ALARM]
508
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,160
-We got lucky, ringtail.
509
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,720
Real lucky.
510
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,910
[TRAIN]
511
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,570
-Ah!
512
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,400
-These locking mechanisms are
identical to the one strapped
513
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,330
onto King Julien's
posterior regions.
514
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,850
-So if we can find the right
liquid solution to short
515
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,270
out the circuit,
we can free him.
516
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:42,240
-Well, let's get started.
517
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,200
-Ah!
518
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200
-Oh, boy.
519
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,160
[TRAIN]
520
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,850
[CRYING]
521
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,550
-Why?
522
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,850
-Good work, Rico.
523
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:10,260
Look ringtail,
sweet, sweet Jersey.
524
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:13,600
Now, we just need some answers
from the geniuses in the lab.
525
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,430
-It's not going to work--
526
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,130
-OK.
527
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,250
How are we supposed-- hey!
528
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,170
-This is kind of
awkward, isn't it?
529
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,170
[ALARM]
530
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,680
-Hey, look.
531
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,380
It worked!
532
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,360
-What worked?
533
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,870
I'm using the same solution,
and nothing is happening.
534
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:35,410
-Kowalski, tell me
you've got good news.
535
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:36,820
-Well, something must
have been different.
536
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,330
Because I'm standing over here,
and you're standing over there.
537
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:43,390
-What could possibly
be different?
538
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:50,630
Unless it's 678,435 grains
of recently spilled salt.
539
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,840
Skipper, the answer
is sodium chloride!
540
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,770
SKIPPER (ON RADIO): Hey, know
how you don't speak trucker?
541
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,880
Well, I don't speak nerdese.
542
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,640
-Salt.
543
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,500
You need common table salt to
short out the lock, good buddy.
544
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,730
-Kowalski, we're in a city
dump, not restaurant row.
545
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,890
-Salt water would
work, but they'd
546
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,530
never get to the shore in time.
547
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,330
Oh, wait.
548
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,230
Saline!
549
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,710
Do either of you
wear contact lenses?
550
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:11,520
-I got it!
551
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,680
Tears are salty.
552
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,510
Cry onto the lock.
553
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:16,100
Cry like you're going to die,
because if you don't, you
554
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,140
might.
555
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,320
-You heard him, ringtail.
556
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,490
Make with the water works.
557
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,220
-What?
558
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:20,920
Oh, OK.
559
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,840
Yeah, I'll try.
560
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,690
-You'll try?
561
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:25,180
You've been crying
nonstop for the last hour.
562
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,010
Now, come on.
563
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,630
Squeeze out a couple of tears.
564
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,140
[ALARM]
565
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:39,120
-Let me give it a-- ah--
e-- eh-- I can't do it!
566
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:39,920
I can't just fake it.
567
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,590
It needs to be real,
from the inside.
568
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,820
-Well, uh, think of sentimental
things- good times you had
569
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,140
with, uh, dear friends.
570
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,910
-Puh, what friends?
571
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:49,930
To you?
572
00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:50,630
-Yes.
573
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,440
OK, sure.
574
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,060
If that works for you,
think of us, uh, together.
575
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,450
My god, they're
stock short pants.
576
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:07,100
I can't believe how much
time I've wasted with you.
577
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,210
-Aha!
578
00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:14,910
I am free!
579
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:17,650
I am free from my
throne of STANK!
580
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:24,210
-We'll never clear the
stanturaneous in time.
581
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,620
PRIVATE: Oh, yes we will.
582
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,350
[ALARM]
583
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,520
-My calculations show
that STANK might actually
584
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,760
improve the air quality
over New Jersey.
585
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,870
-Huh.
586
00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:45,600
I am just glad you broke
down and cried girly tears
587
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,360
at the thought of
never seeing me again.
588
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,210
-Now, hold on a
minute, ringtail.
589
00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:53,900
It was one very small,
very manly tear.
590
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:56,460
-Big, blubbery baby.
591
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,660
Woo-hoo.
592
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,210
-Uh.
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