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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:05,500 Settle down. 2 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:09,600 Okay, settle down! 3 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:13,730 Settle down! Settle--! 4 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:13,730 Quiet, quiet, quiet! 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,110 Now, here's the situation. 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,110 We have four women in active labor... 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,080 ...and we have lost all communication 8 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,080 with the outside world! 9 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:23,340 I want all non-court personnel 10 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:23,340 out of here! 11 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,820 Are there any questions? 12 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,350 Yes? 13 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:30,530 Why is the sky blue? 14 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:39,030 Because if it was green, 15 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:39,030 we wouldn't know where to stop mowing. 16 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,900 Any others? Then get moving, people! 17 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:46,970 - Mac. 18 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:46,970 Yo. 19 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:49,130 - Get bandages, blankets, cotton and string. 20 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:49,130 - Right. 21 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,510 - Miss Sullivan. 22 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,510 Sir? 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,410 What the hell am I gonna do 24 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,410 with all that stuff that Mac brings? 25 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,310 I got the windows boarded up. 26 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,310 What should I do now? 27 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,580 We might need your help 28 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,580 with the deliveries. 29 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,490 Right. I'll go boil my tools. 30 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,720 Great. That torque wrench 31 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,720 might come in handy. 32 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,450 Your Honor, I found a medical book. 33 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:10,900 Now, there's a chapter 34 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:10,900 on emergency child deliveries. 35 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,870 - Great. Make four copies of that. 36 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,870 - I'll get right on it. 37 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,060 - Flo. 38 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,060 - What? 39 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,770 - What's the first thing it says to do? 40 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,770 - Uh, "Keep the mother from panicking." 41 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,870 God, let's hope 42 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,870 they're all that considerate. 43 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:14,530 Don't worry, baby, I'm right here. 44 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:19,020 Bull, what is this woman doing 45 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:19,020 laying on the salad bar? 46 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,830 Uh, the tables were too hard. 47 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,630 I guess I should've taken out 48 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,630 that Jell-O mold, huh? 49 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,470 - Hey, come on, somebody do something. 50 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,470 - Take it easy, Stanley. 51 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,170 Take it easy? She's in severe labor pains. 52 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:36,880 No, no, no, it's just some radishes 53 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:36,880 sticking me in the back. 54 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:40,920 Here's the instructions. 55 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:40,920 I'm afraid you guys are on your own. 56 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:45,860 Don't worry, sir. 57 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:45,860 Remember, we're professional bailiffs. 58 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:49,230 Yeah, that ought to put 59 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:49,230 their minds at ease. 60 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,130 Something's happening. 61 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,900 Okay, Flo. Read them off. 62 00:02:56,070 --> 00:03:00,630 - "Remove any restrictive clothing." 63 00:02:56,070 --> 00:03:00,630 - Right. 64 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:07,240 - I think they mean her. 65 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:07,240 - Oh, yeah. 66 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,320 Oh, uh-uh. 67 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,680 Nobody's looking at my wife's private parts 68 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,680 except me. 69 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,650 Some things are still sacred. 70 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,420 Well, if it were sacred, 71 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,420 she wouldn't be in this mess now. 72 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:23,130 - My answer is no. 73 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:23,130 - Fine. Then you deliver the baby. 74 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,570 Men. 75 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:38,980 When you want them down, they're up. 76 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:38,980 When you want them up, they're down. 77 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:46,680 Push, Mrs. Chacone, push. 78 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,950 Do you have any children, Miss Sullivan? 79 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,650 No. 80 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,890 Ever had a man? 81 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,790 Of course I've had a man. 82 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:02,170 If I had a nickel for every man I'd had... 83 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,930 ...I'd have a dime. 84 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:10,500 - Here. 85 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:10,500 Okay. 86 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,050 - Aah! Look! 87 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,050 - What is it, Miss Sullivan? 88 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,210 Good Lord, he's a virgin. 89 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:18,880 It's the baby. 90 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,420 ¿Qué? 91 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,580 - Tell him it's the baby. 92 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,580 - It's the baby. 93 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:28,300 - Bob. 94 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:28,300 - And his name is Bob. 95 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,530 What a coincidence. 96 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,500 - Bob. 97 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,500 - Which one? 98 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,940 Tell him, in Spanish, 99 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,940 that his baby is coming. 100 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:41,700 Yes, sir. Paco: 101 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:46,670 sí. 102 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,950 Shh! Shh! Shh! 103 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,560 - Who you telling to shush? 104 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,560 I'm sorry, I just-- 105 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:02,030 Try pulling a Cabbage Patch doll 106 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:02,030 through your nostril... 107 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,100 ...and see what kind of sound you make. 108 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:09,370 That's it. Just let it all out. 109 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:12,010 Argh! If you don't like it, you can leave. 110 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:15,040 - I told you before, I don't need anyone. 111 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:15,040 - Oh, fine. 112 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:19,550 I'll go get you a mirror and some 113 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:19,550 salad tongs and you can do this yourself. 114 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,010 I think it's coming. 115 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,650 - Instructions. 116 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,650 - Thank you. 117 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,250 - Tommy, get me some surgical gloves. 118 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,250 - Uh, from where? 119 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:28,860 My briefcase, top pocket. 120 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,420 Great. Now I can deduct them. 121 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:41,070 Babs, honey, describe for us 122 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:41,070 exactly what you're feeling... 123 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,800 ...at this crucial moment in your life. 124 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,900 I want you dead, Chad. 125 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,710 Chad, maybe let the girl be, huh? 126 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,710 She's obviously exhausted. 127 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,210 They told us in class that under this stress, 128 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,210 a woman can say outrageous things. 129 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:57,180 Things totally alien to her character. 130 00:05:57,350 --> 00:06:04,260 I hate my Volvo! I want a Trans Am! 131 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:08,160 Gee, it still doesn't prepare you 132 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:08,160 for the shock, though. 133 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,360 - Mrs. Ulin. 134 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,360 - Babs. I'm not Mrs. Anybody. 135 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:17,630 We chose not to burden ourselves 136 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:17,630 with any archaic commitments, remember? 137 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,100 Like a baby? 138 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,130 She, uh, mistook a Tic Tac for her pill. 139 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,780 Here comes another one. 140 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:30,680 Here, here, you can hold on 141 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:30,680 to my ears. Sure. 142 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,630 I'm sorry, honey. 143 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,630 I swear, it won't happen again. 144 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:44,320 Stanley has such a delicate system. 145 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:44,320 Gets out of whack when he's excited. 146 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:48,160 He even faints 147 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:48,160 when the Giants score a touchdown. 148 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,230 So does their coach. 149 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,840 Whoa! 150 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:57,110 Here's baby. 151 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,070 Oh, wow! 152 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:03,120 He's coming! 153 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:03,120 Mary, baby Bubba is coming! 154 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:07,280 You're naming your son Bubba? 155 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:12,220 We arm-wrestled for it. 156 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:12,220 My choice was Bing. 157 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,360 I think I'm gonna cry. 158 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,120 Here he comes, here he comes. 159 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,740 Look at the grin on that kid's face. 160 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,000 Bull. 161 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:35,040 That's not his face. 162 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,850 And that ain't no grin. 163 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,090 It's not? 164 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:48,600 Hey, he's backing out. 165 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:53,840 - It's a breach baby? 166 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:53,840 - A breach baby! 167 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,560 Stay on your feet, Stanley, 168 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,560 or I'll knock you cold. 169 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:59,070 Flo. Flo, look it up. 170 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,370 Yeah. Okay, here it is. 171 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,370 Breach birth, breach birth. 172 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:09,140 Uh, "A natural delivery is still quite probable 173 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:09,140 with a little guidance. 174 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,980 Gently insert...." 175 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,220 Sit, Stanley. 176 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,220 Okay, Elena. One more push. 177 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:28,190 It's out. 178 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:33,460 Okay. Uh, now I drain the mouth. 179 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,740 Oh, thank God. 180 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,140 It's a girl. 181 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,510 ¿Qué? 182 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,120 Paco. 183 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:48,480 Baby Bob es él transsexual. 184 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:55,020 - What's the matter? 185 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:55,020 - I think we got another bun in the oven. 186 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,530 - ¿Qué? 187 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,530 - Another baby. 188 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:58,890 ¿Qué? 189 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,560 Dos babies. 190 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:05,260 Oh, no. Bob? 191 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,440 Let's pray this one's normal. 192 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,310 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 193 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,310 - What's wrong? 194 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,780 How the hell should I know? 195 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,780 I'm just a general practitioner. 196 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,760 - Fielding, get over here. 197 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,760 - Coming, dear. 198 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,890 - Tommy, get behind the plate. 199 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,890 - Me? 200 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,830 - What do I do? 201 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,830 - If something comes out, catch it. 202 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,460 - Dan. 203 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,460 - What? 204 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,260 Dan, I lied to you. 205 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,770 You gonna tell me 206 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,770 this is just an incredible simulation? 207 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:42,310 I mean about not wanting anybody. 208 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,650 Dan. 209 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:47,080 Dan, Dan, I'm scared. 210 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,780 - Dan, I just don't wanna be alone. 211 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,780 - No, you're not, you're not, you're not. 212 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,820 Listen. Shh, shh, shh. You're not alone. 213 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:57,580 I'm here, I'm here. 214 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,960 I'll stay here until the end, all right? 215 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Now just remove your teeth 216 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,160 from my chest... 217 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:07,760 ...and we'll continue. 218 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,630 It's coming. It's coming. 219 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,630 Something's coming, I can see it. 220 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:15,000 - Could we tighten up the group just a bit? 221 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:15,000 - Yeah, how's this? 222 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:18,580 Oh, fine. I got everybody now. 223 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:19,770 Okay, Babs. 224 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,020 - Chad! 225 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,020 - Sweetheart? 226 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:30,320 I wanna get married! 227 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:33,330 Wow, what a reaction shot. 228 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,090 - Babs, you what? 229 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,090 - I wanna get married. 230 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,730 Bit I thought you always hated marriage 231 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,730 as an institution. 232 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,960 I just said that 233 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,960 because you felt that way. 234 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,300 I just said that because 235 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,300 I thought you felt that way. 236 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,800 - Oh, you mean you want to? 237 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,800 - Marry you? Yes. 238 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:47,370 Oh. Oh. 239 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,030 Judge, could you marry us? 240 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,040 I'm kind of busy right now. 241 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,670 Oh, please, sir, don't let our baby 242 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,670 be born out of wedlock. 243 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,650 - Mac? 244 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,650 - Sir? 245 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,460 Fix my hair a little, huh? 246 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,600 It's a girl. 247 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:21,140 Wait till she hears about her brother. 248 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:32,190 - Oh, no. 249 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:32,190 - Oh, yes. 250 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,080 What is this, a vending machine? 251 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,920 All right. 252 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,920 Now, we need one more big push. 253 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:42,000 - I can't. I can't. I can't. 254 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:42,000 - Yes, you can. You can. 255 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,060 Think about Hugh Hefner. 256 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,960 It's coming. 257 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:52,660 Sitting there in his silk pajamas with 258 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:52,660 all these big-breasted, exploited women... 259 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,900 ...catering to his every whim. 260 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,740 - I can see a shoulder. 261 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,740 - Wait. Who's that coming through the door? 262 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,610 Oh, look, it is. It's Bobby Riggs. 263 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,620 - It's out. 264 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,620 - Yes. 265 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,410 - Clean out its mouth. 266 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,410 - With what? 267 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:10,020 Oh, for Pete's sake, here. 268 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,150 Oh. Oh, what is it? 269 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,420 It's a baby. 270 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,320 And it's naked. 271 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,470 It's a boy. 272 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,940 He's got a promising future. 273 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,380 How about that? We had a baby. 274 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,340 - "We" had it? 275 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,340 - Hey. 276 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,140 You couldn't have done it alone. 277 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:39,490 You're right. I couldn't have. 278 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,420 - Let me see him. 279 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,420 - First, I gotta cut the cord. 280 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,290 - Uh, boy scout knife? 281 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,290 - Top-left pocket. 282 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,430 Oh, Mom. 283 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:57,830 First, I'll cut his, then yours. 284 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,110 - The head's coming now. 285 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,110 - A head? 286 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,300 He's got a head. 287 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,370 It's almost out. 288 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,980 - Somebody give me a blanket. 289 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,980 - We don't have one. 290 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,180 Oh. 291 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:15,190 - Here. Use this. 292 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:15,190 - The New York Times? 293 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,690 The book says that a fresh newspaper 294 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,690 is very sanitary. 295 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:22,490 Well, okay, but use the Sports section. 296 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,200 You already bought him a mitt, 297 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,200 didn't you? 298 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:39,810 - What's happening? 299 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:39,810 - Somebody's having a baby. 300 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,910 Eureka! 301 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,180 Bubba. 302 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,950 Better make that Bubbette. 303 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,090 - I beg your pardon? 304 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,090 - It's a girl. 305 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,660 No. No, it can't be. 306 00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:01,300 I got pictures. 307 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,870 I'd clean that lens if I were you. 308 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,440 - Marriage license. 309 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,440 - Oh, the ceremony. 310 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,410 Sir, look, sir, you gotta sign this. 311 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,710 Mac, I am holding a fragile human life 312 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,710 in my hands. 313 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,550 Put the pen in my mouth. 314 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,510 Is this legal? 315 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,920 "Howie Stallone." 316 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,220 Close enough. Pen. 317 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,830 - Ceremony. 318 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,830 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 319 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,730 - Dearly beloved-- I got an arm. 320 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,730 - Whoa. Hurry, please. 321 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,930 Okay. Bottom line. 322 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,370 Babs Townsend, do you take this man 323 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,370 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 324 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,710 - Is that a yes? 325 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,710 - Yes. 326 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,510 Okay. Hey, Chad Ulin, Chad-- 327 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,210 - And there's another arm. 328 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,210 - Sir? 329 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,850 - He's coming. 330 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,850 - Sir? 331 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,820 - Okay, do you wanna marry her or what? 332 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,820 - Yes. 333 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:58,890 Then by the power vested in me 334 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:58,890 by the state, I pronounce you man and wife. 335 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,290 It's a boy! 336 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,900 Are you that disappointed, Stanley? 337 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,470 This must be your appendix 338 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,470 or something. 339 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,640 - You wanna hold your daughter? 340 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,640 - Me? 341 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,570 No, no. I might break it or something. 342 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,210 - I don't think so. 343 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,210 - No, no. Hey, wait. 344 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,350 - I don't know what I'm doing. 345 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,350 - Yes, you do. 346 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,990 Look at you, just like a pro. 347 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,580 Well, aren't you gonna look at her? 348 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,030 Little wrinkly, isn't it? 349 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,970 I think she'll outgrow that. 350 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:44,330 - Do you love her, Stanley? 351 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:44,330 - Well, that's a stupid question. 352 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,130 Of course I love her. 353 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,640 She's Daddy's little girl. 354 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,310 Hey, let's call her Hacksaw. 355 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,850 Oh. 356 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,580 - You know, Mac? 357 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,580 - Yeah. 358 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,390 Someday I may have a son of my own. 359 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,590 - Oh, yeah? 360 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,590 - Oh, yeah. 361 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,260 - You don't say. 362 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,260 - Uh-huh. 363 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:25,410 - Sir? Sir, are you all right? 364 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:25,410 - Um.... 365 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,640 Yeah. 366 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,580 Yeah, I'm fine. 367 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,920 Why don't you fix me a nice stiff Bosco, 368 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,920 huh, Mac? 369 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,080 Coming right up, sir. 370 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,640 Nope. That's all she wrote. 371 00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,750 - Three beautiful girls. 372 00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,750 - ¿Qué? 373 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,650 Gracias. 374 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,260 Oh, good luck, Mr. Chacone. 375 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,050 And God bless 376 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,050 your beautiful little babies. 377 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,200 Rosalita. 378 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,030 Lucinda. 379 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,430 And Gummo. 380 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,270 I suggested that. 381 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,940 It's Granny's nickname. 382 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,580 What'd she say? 383 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,130 "I love you, Paco, with all my heart." 384 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:51,160 "But touch me again... 385 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,300 ...and it's Soprano City." 386 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,840 Thank you, Dan. 387 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,270 With all my heart. 388 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,880 I'll never forget you for this. 389 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:12,380 - You'll forget me. 390 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:12,380 - Oh, no, I won't. 391 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,050 Because I'm gonna name my son 392 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,050 after you. 393 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,190 Benay. 394 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,730 Your caring and honesty 395 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,730 will live with me always. 396 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,430 Caring, maybe. Honesty.... 397 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,540 What are you trying to say? 398 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,740 I lied too. 399 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,750 Dan is not my real name. 400 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,250 I assumed it when I started school. 401 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,660 You see, my parents were slightly rural. 402 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,420 Pfft, well, my parents were rural. 403 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,060 They kept the pigs in my room. 404 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,470 I was 6 before I realized 405 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,470 they weren't related to me. 406 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,210 I'm sorry. 407 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,610 You see, my folks, well, 408 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,610 they named their children and their pets... 409 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:13,180 ...after characters they would read about 410 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:13,180 in magazines or books. 411 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,210 Dan. 412 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:19,920 I want my baby named after you. 413 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,780 The real you. 414 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,690 Everybody got their Kool-Aid 415 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,690 for the toast? 416 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,660 Oh, yeah. 417 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,660 - Where's Benay? 418 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,160 - Hi, everybody. 419 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,160 Hi. 420 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:36,200 I'd like for all of you to say hello 421 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:36,200 to my new son, Reinhold. 422 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:46,110 - Reinhold? 423 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:46,110 - Uh-huh. 424 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:50,110 Reinhold? 425 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,540 Uh, were we interrupting something? 426 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,620 No, not at all. 427 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,620 I was just about to toast to your children. 428 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:58,560 May they live long and prosper. 429 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,060 Cheers. 430 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:05,720 Ah, and now, if you will excuse me.... 431 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,630 Reinhold? 432 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,630 Can we talk? 433 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,160 As you probably know... 434 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:47,370 ...I don't subscribe 435 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:47,370 to any particular organized religion. 436 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,210 But then maybe neither do you, huh? 437 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,820 All right, I confess. 438 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:08,060 I've had more than my share 439 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:08,060 of spiritual doubt. 440 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,500 But then I've seen some pretty glaring 441 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,500 examples of man's inhumanity to man... 442 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:18,370 ...come stomping through here 443 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:18,370 night after night. 444 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,840 After night. 445 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,910 You remember that guy? 446 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,820 Yeah. 447 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,890 You remember everything, don't you? 448 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,620 Well, I'm telling you... 449 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,500 ...that one just about shook-- 450 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,360 Shook my faith down to its foundation. 451 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,130 And then... 452 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:04,380 ...you drop a brand-new life 453 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:04,380 right into my hands. 454 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,630 Well, if I could just have the answer 455 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,630 to a couple of questions. 456 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,360 Like, if you've always been here, 457 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,360 then where did you come from? 458 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,770 And does man have the capacity 459 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,770 to rid himself of his own evil? 460 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,640 And why is the sky blue? 461 00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,490 Well, I can look that one up. 462 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,860 But this baby stuff, boy... 463 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:50,230 ...I'm telling you, 464 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:50,230 that is not a cosmic accident. 465 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,130 I mean, you gave us Mozart. 466 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,400 Van Gogh. 467 00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:02,370 Confucius. 468 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,710 Dr. Martin Luther King. 469 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,520 And Larry Byrd. 27417

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