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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,530 - Aah. 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,530 - Ooh. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,800 Surprise. 4 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:13,270 - She's not here yet, Bull. 5 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:13,270 - I know. I was just practicing. 6 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:17,450 Sir, you think Florence has any idea 7 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:17,450 we know it's her birthday? 8 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:20,520 No, I think we fooled her. 9 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:20,520 We didn't mention it during session. 10 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,520 She didn't know we got out during dinner 11 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,520 to buy the presents. 12 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:27,450 And you've kept that sock 13 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:27,450 stuffed in your mouth the whole night. 14 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,820 Oh, my God, not another one. 15 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,530 - Yeah, you guessed it. It's Flo's turn. 16 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,530 - Oh, Flo's birthday. That's great. 17 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:41,930 Here. Somebody wrap that for me. 18 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:45,570 A copy of TV Guide? 19 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:48,070 Why not? It's compact, it's informative... 20 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,810 ...and the only way you can't do 21 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,810 the crossword puzzle is if you're in a coma. 22 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,780 Shh, shh. Here she comes. 23 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,250 Oh, man. 24 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:58,010 - Okay, I get that red hat. 25 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:58,010 Come on, get over here. 26 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:01,680 Shh. Be quiet. 27 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:01,680 Oh, boy, this is gonna be great. 28 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:05,830 Come in. 29 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:05,830 No. 30 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,860 No? 31 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:13,560 Not till everybody in that room 32 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:13,560 promises not to yell, "Happy birthday!" 33 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,170 Something tells me the word leaked out. 34 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:20,000 I can't hear you. 35 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,800 Okay, okay, we promise. 36 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:28,480 Where are the presents? 37 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:31,950 On the table. 38 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,860 This was fun. Now go home. 39 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:49,830 Phew. Well, I don't know about you guys, 40 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:49,830 but I am partied out. 41 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:55,200 - Excuse me. I'm Bob Marks from the city. 42 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:55,200 - What can we do for you, Mr. Marks? 43 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:59,650 Your Honor, if you wouldn't mind passing 44 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:59,650 these along to Florence for her to sign... 45 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,550 - ...I'd appreciate it. 46 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,550 - What are they? 47 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,380 Her retirement papers. 48 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:06,150 Florence is retiring? 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,490 Of course. She reached 50 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,490 the mandatory retirement age. 51 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,150 Tomorrow's her last day. 52 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,470 Tomorrow's her last day? 53 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:24,270 Bull, you swallowed that sock. 54 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:28,840 I see great pain in your future. 55 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,550 I got it. Got it. I got it, yeah. Ha, ha. 56 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:20,920 I got it. Ha, ha. 57 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,760 I got it. Heh. 58 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:26,230 Your inflatable 59 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:26,230 Annette Funicello doll came in? 60 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,740 No, no, no, it's still on back order. 61 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,540 I got a sports car. 62 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:37,670 Ha, ha. You know, the kind women, 63 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:37,670 uh, drool over at stoplights. 64 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,780 Twenty thousand miles, 65 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,780 flawless condition. 66 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,350 I got it for nothing. 67 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,350 I didn't even have to put anything down. 68 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,850 - How? 69 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,850 - Old guy in Queens had to sell it. 70 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,050 Losing his sight. 71 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,190 - Oh, poor man. 72 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,190 - That was the beauty. 73 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,450 I told him the paint job was shot. 74 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,450 He fell for it. 75 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:58,830 Dan, you are the sultan of swill. 76 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,660 Wanna go cruise around town after work? 77 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:07,780 You'd have to knock me unconscious 78 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:07,780 and chain me to the front fender. 79 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:10,570 You would do that for me? 80 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,770 Sir, I'm worried about Florence. 81 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:17,220 I went by her apartment to cheer her up, 82 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:17,220 and nobody answered the door. 83 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,580 - She hasn't shown up for work yet. 84 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,580 - I tried Florence's place again... 85 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,660 - ...and all I get is a answering machine. 86 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,660 - What'd it say? 87 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,850 "You've reached Florence Kleiner 88 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,850 I'm still in my bed 89 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:30,590 Don't leave me a message 90 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:30,590 Hang up and drop dead" 91 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,800 Well, she can't feel that bad... 92 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,700 ...if she didn't even bother 93 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,700 to change her message. 94 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:39,780 Your Honor, I can't believe 95 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:39,780 that Florence didn't say anything about this. 96 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:43,070 I'm still amazed this is her last day. 97 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:46,010 At least she gussied up for the occasion. 98 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,150 Hey, Flo. 99 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,980 Yo, Flo. 100 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,590 Flo. 101 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:01,920 What? 102 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:04,890 Nice weenie. 103 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:08,330 Florence, why didn't you say anything 104 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:08,330 about the retirement? 105 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:13,130 - None of us had any idea. 106 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:13,130 - Big deal. So I forgot to mention it. 107 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:17,080 I'm old, remember? 108 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:17,080 I'm supposed to forget things. 109 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,800 Flo, we're real sorry. 110 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:21,210 We know how upset you must be 111 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:21,210 about this. 112 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:26,450 Eh, don't get the wrong idea. 113 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:26,450 Here, see? See this? 114 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,390 Florida, one-way. 115 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,990 I'm gonna set up a booth 116 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,990 on Miami Beach... 117 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,650 ...and I'm gonna paint clamshells 118 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,650 for the tourists. 119 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,360 - Is this what you really want, Flo? 120 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,360 - Sure. Are you kidding? 121 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:43,910 For 26 years, I've been taking orders 122 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:43,910 in one courtroom after the other. 123 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:48,810 And it's about time I had something to say 124 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:48,810 about my own life. 125 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,840 In short... 126 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:54,210 ...take this job and shove it. 127 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:04,430 Uh, I'm, uh-- I'm going to lunch. 128 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,290 Don't wait up. 129 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:14,040 A booth on the beach painting clams? 130 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,270 Really hurts to see a person 131 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,270 sell themself short like that. 132 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,380 A woman who, her obvious background and 133 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,380 experience, could be laminating lobsters. 134 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,080 Little shellfish humor. 135 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:32,640 Sir, she's upset. 136 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:35,090 Can I have a few minutes? 137 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:35,090 I think I can help her. 138 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,890 - Yeah, go ahead, Bull. 139 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,890 - Thanks. 140 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,160 Give me your keys. 141 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,160 I gotta borrow your car. 142 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:47,330 Ha, ha. Are you crazy? 143 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:47,330 I just barely put five miles on that thing. 144 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,940 Beside, it's a little-bitty convertible. 145 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,940 You'd never fit. 146 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,170 - I can take the top off. 147 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,170 - No. It's mine. It's locked. 148 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:55,640 I can take the doors off. 149 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,980 Sir, it's been over two hours. 150 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:08,450 - I feel so helpless. What are we gonna do? 151 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:08,450 - Well, Flo's bound to show up eventually. 152 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,290 Until then, all we can do 153 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,290 is go back to work, I guess. 154 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:14,730 I asked Mac to call down 155 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:14,730 for a new bailiff. 156 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:15,990 Oh, no. 157 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,730 - You don't suppose they'd send us--? 158 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,730 - Hi, everybody. 159 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,140 Hi, Dirk. 160 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:28,000 Hey, Dirk. How are you doing? 161 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:28,000 Looks like you put on a little weight. 162 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:31,080 Thanks. I've been pumping iron. 163 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:35,680 - Really? What are you up to? 164 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:35,680 - About three shirts a night. 165 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:39,190 Well, no pain, no gain, huh? 166 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:42,020 Oh, I heard there might be a position 167 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:42,020 opening up here... 168 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:45,020 ...so I thought I'd drop off 169 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:45,020 a few résumés. Heh. 170 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,460 I just had some new ones 171 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,460 printed up last month. 172 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,590 Wait a minute. How did you know 173 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,590 there was an opening here so fast? 174 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,970 Florence told me. 175 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,970 Cops just brought her in in handcuffs. 176 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,470 Florence was arrested? For what? 177 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,040 I don't know, but it took six guys 178 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,040 to drag her upstairs to strip-search. 179 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,480 And then there were five. 180 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:21,160 Hi, girls. Hi. 181 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:24,660 Wanda, stirrups. Nice touch. 182 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,930 - Hi, Florence. 183 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,930 - Harry. 184 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:33,870 - Hi, Your Honor. 185 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:33,870 - Hi, Easy Mary. What's shaking? 186 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,940 Oh, most of it nowadays. 187 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,810 Flo? 188 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,260 What the hell are you doing here? 189 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,960 Well, I ran into a little trouble 190 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,960 in a bar uptown. 191 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,030 Oh, you got drunk, huh? 192 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,670 I ordered a ginger ale. 193 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,560 And the guy said, "Sure thing, Grandma." 194 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:06,140 Any damage estimates? 195 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,330 Not yet. 196 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:11,500 I never knew those jukeboxes 197 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:11,500 were so heavy. 198 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:14,910 I guess I am getting old. 199 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,750 Aw, come on, Flo. 200 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,750 You're as young as you feel, right? 201 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:24,590 That's it? That's the best you can do? 202 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,490 - "You're as young as you feel"? 203 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,490 - Well-- 204 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:30,290 Look, if Mac and Bull 205 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:30,290 had some problem... 206 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,960 ...you'd take them into your office, 207 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,960 you'd give them the Gettysburg Address. 208 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,130 I get, "You're as young as you feel." 209 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:41,280 What are you, Sandy Duncan? 210 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:46,480 I'm sorry, Flo. 211 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:46,480 I guess I'm kind of at a loss for words. 212 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:50,880 - It's all been so sudden. 213 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:50,880 - Well, how do you think I feel? 214 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,110 I'm not that old. 215 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:57,560 We got a president that makes me look 216 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:57,560 like Little Orphan Annie. 217 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:03,060 All I did was have another birthday, 218 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:03,060 and I feel like I've committed a crime. 219 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,460 Flo, you did commit a crime. 220 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,440 Ahh.... 221 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:17,700 They're-- They're not punishing me 222 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:17,700 because I trashed some bar. 223 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,210 They're punishing me because I survived. 224 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,750 But I hung on, mister. 225 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,690 I kicked, I struggled, I hung on, 226 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,690 and I made it. 227 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:39,560 But I deserve better, damn it. 228 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:39,560 I deserve better. 229 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:49,470 I'm, uh.... I'm scared, Harry. 230 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,240 I, uh.... 231 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,680 I hate Florida. 232 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,640 I don't even know what a clam looks like. 233 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:05,520 I don't wanna sit down 234 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:05,520 and wait to die in some swamp. 235 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:09,130 I don't wanna let you go yet. 236 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:14,630 You guys are the only family I got left. 237 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,850 I'll think of something, Flo. 238 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,520 I promise you, I will think of something. 239 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,890 You promised her what? 240 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,320 Well-- Well.... 241 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,030 I'm sorry. I panicked. 242 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,030 I-- I didn't know what else to say. 243 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:48,190 How about, "I'll see what I can do," 244 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:48,190 or, "Let me get back to you on that"? 245 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,270 Sir, how could you promise her something 246 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,270 that you knew was impossible? 247 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:56,110 Miss Sullivan, nothing's impossible. 248 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,740 Oh, God, he saw Yentl again. 249 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,850 Look, I'm not saying it's gonna be easy. 250 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,850 I just thought 251 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,850 that if we put all our heads together... 252 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,320 - ...that maybe we could, you know-- 253 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,320 - Bend the law a little? 254 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,360 - Good idea. 255 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,360 - Bend the law a little? 256 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,620 It was his idea. 257 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,230 Sir, you're a judge. 258 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,430 Listen, I really care about Florence too, 259 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,430 but rules are rules. 260 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:26,340 - Well, thank you, Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. 261 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:26,340 - I am not a goody two-shoes. 262 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:30,380 Yeah? You got a car parked outside 263 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:30,380 with happy-face hubcaps. 264 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,670 Is that yours? 265 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,220 Mr. Marks, you're just the man 266 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,220 I wanted to see. 267 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,580 Hope I'm not interrupting. 268 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,590 I just stopped by to drop off 269 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,590 Miss Kleiner's final paycheck. 270 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,880 Uh, yeah. 271 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,920 Mr. Marks, I wondered if I might have 272 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,920 a couple of minutes of your time. 273 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:48,960 - Of course. Some kind of problem? 274 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:48,960 - Yeah, I'm afraid there is. 275 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,100 Miss Kleiner doesn't want 276 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,100 her final paycheck. 277 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,000 - What do you mean? 278 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,000 - She wants to keep working. 279 00:12:57,170 --> 00:13:01,700 Mr. Marks, what we have here 280 00:12:57,170 --> 00:13:01,700 is a very frightened and lonely woman. 281 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,710 And right now, 282 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,710 she could really use our help. 283 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,980 I assume you thought 284 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,980 I'd be somewhat less than sympathetic. 285 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:12,420 No, it's all right. 286 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:12,420 That's what everyone thinks. 287 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:17,620 We're just a mob of heartless bureaucrats 288 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:17,620 glued to our data and our records... 289 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:21,660 ...totally devoid of any feeling 290 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:21,660 or compassion for our fellow men. 291 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:27,400 I suppose you think 292 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:27,400 I enjoy this kind of thing. 293 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,230 I do. 294 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:35,770 I really do. I live for this kind of thing. 295 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:35,770 I love it. 296 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:42,280 Well, that's good. For a moment, 297 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:42,280 I thought I wasn't getting through to him. 298 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:45,390 - Uh, hi, everybody. 299 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:45,390 - Florence, are you all right? 300 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,520 Oh, yeah, fine. Dan got me off. 301 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,720 Well, here it is, Miss Kleiner, 302 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,720 your final paycheck. 303 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:58,860 On behalf of the city of New York, 304 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:58,860 what else can I say... 305 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,060 ...but hit the road? 306 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,300 Sorry, sorry. 307 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,300 Just a little civil-service humor. 308 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,070 Harry? 309 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,450 Flo... 310 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,380 ...I spoke too soon. 311 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,020 I.... 312 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,680 The truth is.... 313 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,260 The truth is I can't do a thing. 314 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,760 Yes, you can. 315 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,070 Bull, where you been? 316 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,900 Albany. 317 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,840 Albany? You drove my car 318 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,840 back and forth to Albany? 319 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,840 Sort of. 320 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,280 I drove it forth to Albany. 321 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,550 - My car, Bull. Where is my car? 322 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,550 - You know those new Auto Trains? 323 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,160 The kind where they secure 324 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,160 your vehicle in back... 325 00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:02,260 ...and allow you, the weary passenger, 326 00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:02,260 to ride in Pullmans... 327 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:06,130 ...to relax in air-conditioned comfort 328 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:06,130 while the miles drift by effortlessly? 329 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,000 - Sure. 330 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,000 - Yours was hit by one. 331 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,240 I couldn't help it. 332 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,240 It stalled right on the tracks. And then... 333 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,820 ...I heard that train a-coming. 334 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,180 Just a-coming around the bend. 335 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,120 I knew it! 336 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,260 As soon as I gave him the keys, 337 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,260 I assumed-- 338 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,690 I mean, $6000 down the toilet. 339 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:37,560 Oh, Dan, Dan, this is horrible. 340 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,760 Truly, truly horrible. 341 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,670 What can I say? 342 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,170 - "Whoopee"? 343 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,170 - That's the word. 344 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:50,640 Bull, why did you go to Albany? 345 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,640 To save Florence. 346 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,820 I, uh, went to the Bureau of Records 347 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,820 to get this. 348 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:02,420 - What is it? 349 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:02,420 - Her birth certificate. 350 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,960 - Is that the original? 351 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,960 - Yeah, this is the original. 352 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,030 Look, it's got Florence's maiden name. 353 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,760 "Nightingale"? 354 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,930 I went through hell in grade school. 355 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,000 That document is irreplaceable. 356 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,200 They wouldn't just let you 357 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,200 walk out with it. 358 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,340 They didn't notice me walk in. 359 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,340 I wore a filing cabinet. 360 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,780 Bull, then you're lucky you're not in jail. 361 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,150 Bull, why did you bring this thing 362 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,150 down here? 363 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:36,220 So we could change it, sir. 364 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:36,220 So we could erase it... 365 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:40,560 ...or change the numbers, or do whatever 366 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:40,560 it takes to make Florence young again. 367 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,390 Change it? 368 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,670 No, Bull, we can't do that. 369 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,670 It would be wrong. 370 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,470 I don't care. 371 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,140 It was hard enough getting over Selma. 372 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,870 And nobody's gonna make me lose 373 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,870 two friends in one year. 374 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,910 Nobody. You got that? Nobody. 375 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,810 What the hell is the matter with you? 376 00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:11,050 You may not have too much in between, 377 00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:11,050 but you got two ears. 378 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,660 Now, just in case you're not listening 379 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,660 to them, you're gonna listen to me. 380 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,990 Nobody's gonna break any laws 381 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,990 around here, you big ape. 382 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,960 Not on my account. 383 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,200 Well, I'd go to jail for you, Flo. 384 00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:26,730 I know you would. 385 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,880 I know you all would. 386 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,750 Uh, listen, you keep an eye 387 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,750 on these guys, will you? 388 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,460 They need a gutsy broad like you. 389 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:52,230 Even though you are a goody two-shoes. 390 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,740 Florence, I'm gonna miss you so much. 391 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,370 Aw, cheer up. 392 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:03,440 I'll put happy faces 393 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:03,440 on some clamshells for you, huh? 394 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:15,150 Nobody runs this place better, big guy. 395 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,020 Nobody ever will. 396 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:24,120 Take care of yourself, Flo. 397 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:35,940 Dan. 398 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,110 Florence. 399 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:39,940 You're scum. 400 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,660 Uh, I-- I gotta stay alive. 401 00:18:56,830 --> 00:19:01,390 I mean, who's gonna rag you 402 00:18:56,830 --> 00:19:01,390 when you make it to the Supreme Court? 403 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,670 I'll be waiting for you, Flo. 404 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,860 I promise. 405 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,950 Guess who I'm gonna miss 406 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,950 the most of all. 407 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,800 Baby... 408 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:35,000 ...you're the greatest. 409 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:46,670 Now, you give that paper back to him, 410 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:46,670 or I'll break you in two. 411 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:58,160 Can't believe he got his hands 412 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:58,160 on the original. This is priceless. 413 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,960 This is sacred. This is-- 414 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,960 Goodness gracious. 415 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,690 Great balls of fire. 416 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,970 - What happened? 417 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,970 - It vanished. 418 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,660 It-- It burned up. 419 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,970 - Just like.... 420 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,970 - Magic. 421 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,190 Now, how come everybody's 422 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,190 looking at me? 423 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,440 Without that document... 424 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,250 ...we have no sustainable proof 425 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,250 of how old this woman is. 426 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,690 Well, don't get upset, Mr. Marks. 427 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:35,350 I'm gonna treat you 428 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:35,350 like any decent woman my age would. 429 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,270 I'm gonna lie like a cheap rug. 430 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,830 This is the happiest night of my life. 431 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,830 Ha, ha. 432 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,600 Me too. 433 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,640 Now, what about that dumb hat? 434 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:51,070 Oh, uh, I was in a hurry, 435 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:51,070 so I flew back from Albany. 436 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,650 - You flew? 437 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,650 - Yeah, I paid a guy with a crop-duster. 438 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,010 Where did he land it? 439 00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:58,680 Land it? 440 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,690 It's a long story. 441 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,390 Ooh! 442 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:14,890 - Thanks, Bull. 443 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:14,890 - Knee-highs, your favorite. 444 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,200 What did you do, 445 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,200 tear this off a dead Munchkin? 446 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,300 - Dan? 447 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,300 - What? 448 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,570 - They brought your car back from Albany. 449 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,570 - It's about time. Where is it? 450 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,410 Here. 451 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:43,930 Just think, Dan, 36 more payments, 452 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:43,930 and that baby's all yours. 453 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:49,500 If you'll excuse me. 454 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:57,610 Gas, wash... 455 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,840 ...light on the wax. 456 00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:05,840 Come on, there's a little welcome-home 457 00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:05,840 party for you down in the bailiffs' lounge. 458 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,350 Well, uh, thanks again, Harry. 459 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,750 It takes a lot of magic 460 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,750 to make an old broad feel young again. 461 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,200 Boy, you can sure pull 462 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,200 some amazing rabbits out of your hat, sir. 463 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,630 Mac, I swear I did nothing. 464 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,570 - I am as amazed as the rest of you guys. 465 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,570 - Oh, yeah. 466 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:31,470 - Oh, yeah. 467 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:31,470 - If you say so. 468 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,950 - Hi, Miss Sullivan. 469 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,950 - Hi, Dirk. What's with the accordion? 470 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:47,080 Oh, I just wanted to play a few verses 471 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:47,080 of "Happy Trails" for Florence. 472 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,420 Oh, Florence isn't leaving. 473 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,500 - She's not? 474 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,500 - Nope. She's staying right here. 475 00:22:55,170 --> 00:23:00,010 Well, I guess I can throw away 476 00:22:55,170 --> 00:23:00,010 this farewell speech I wrote for her. 477 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,870 Oh, that's okay. 478 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,870 Let Miss Goody-Two-Shoes do it for you. 29397

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