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Oh, the paychecks came already, huh?
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Yeah, here's yours.
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Most of this baby's going
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right in my payroll savings plan.
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Oh. You're lucky. I got expenses.
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Now, what kind of dent could I make
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with 410 bucks a week?
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You make $410 a week?
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Sure, how about you?
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Wow, what do you do to get by on that?
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Eat plaster?
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Excuse me, pal.
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You got any spare change
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for a guy who's been down on his--?
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I'm sorry, I had no idea.
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Okay, Mac, hit me with your best shot.
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Philip Falcone, Your Honor.
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Breaking and entering and resisting arrest.
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All right, all right, slow down.
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What is this, a track meet?
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My compliments to your barber.
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Or is it the gardener?
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Your Honor, Mr. Falcone was arrested
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while dealing a round of three-card monte...
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...to a group of Yugoslavian tourists
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right outside of Radio City Music Hall.
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Sir, my client contends that he was merely
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holding a crime-prevention workshop...
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...in an effort
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to promote East-West relations.
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Sir, he was found with three decks
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of marked cards and some money...
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...which the police pulled out
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from under his tongue.
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Fabulous.
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Sir, we're talking a wad of singles
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and some phlegm.
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You're the Fabulous Falcone.
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He's the Fabulous Falcone.
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This guy had the greatest magic show
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was ever on TV.
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It is a real honor to meet you.
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I am a big, big fan, Mr. Falcone.
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I guess I've been waiting all my life
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just to shake your hand.
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Guilty as charged.
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No, ha, ha, the pleasure's all mine.
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"The pleasure is all mine." Ha-ha-ha.
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Is he a crack-up or what?
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Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, or what.
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Mr. Falcone, I would consider it a real honor
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if you would let me buy you dinner tonight.
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I'll call my valet
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and have him press my tux.
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"Press my tux."
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What's with him?
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Maybe he got a look at your paycheck.
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Anyway, uh, I happened to discover...
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...that another one of the bailiffs
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who's working here...
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...is making $90 a week more than I am...
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...and, uh, I thought I'd just call
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and find out why.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, when's he getting back
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from Camp David?
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Mm.
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I have never seen a man eat like that.
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- Reminds me of a guy I knew in college.
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- Oh, Dan.
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- Lenny the Lizard, we called him.
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- Please.
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- He must have had a tongue 5 inches long.
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- Oh, goddamn you, please don't.
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- He could pick up things off his plate...
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- Oh, God.
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...and kind of throw them back
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into his throat.
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Guess she thought
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you were gonna get disgusting.
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Hey.
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"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
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- You remembered, huh?
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- You bet I remember.
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Every week, you'd say,
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"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
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And us at home, we'd all yell back,
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"It's magic time!"
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You actually talked back
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to a television set?
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I was 7 years old.
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What the hell did I know?
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What happened?
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I mean, you had that TV show,
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and now....
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Well, I got hit with reality.
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Both barrels right here.
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They said it was a mild heart attack.
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But just the same, I had to slow down.
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I'm sorry.
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A lot of people got it worse. Huh.
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How about Al Jolson?
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He's dead.
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That's the point.
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Uh, sir, here it is.
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Oh, Mac, great. Where'd you find it?
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Uh, it was in your closet...
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...underneath the inflatable
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Mary Lou Retton doll.
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Oh. That-- That's a gag gift.
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Heh. Whatever you say, sir.
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- What's that?
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- Guess.
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- A box.
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- A box. Ha-ha-ha.
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I got a million of them.
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It's the original Fabulous Falcone magic kit,
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the one they advertised on your show.
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I ran out and bought one.
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Would you do one of these tricks for me,
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just for old times' sake?
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I'm sorry, kid.
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You can't go back home again.
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You still sick?
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Oh, no. Ha, ha, I'm fine.
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Well, then, what is it?
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It's just that I lost my touch. Heh.
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Look, I gave it a chance
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about 10 years ago.
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Little club in Jersey. Heh.
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I reached in my pocket
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and pulled out a little pigeon.
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It bit my finger.
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And I produced a rabbit out of a top hat.
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It bit my nose.
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That night, I had them both for dinner.
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Then I threw the Fabulous Falcone trunk
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into the East River, and it sank.
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Now, that's magic.
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All right, I understand.
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Maybe you need couple of bucks
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to see you through, huh?
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Oh, no, kid,
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you're feeling sorry for me. Heh.
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I don't need any pity. Nah.
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What I need is--
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Confidence.
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- How's that?
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- You need confidence.
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You need a bunch of people applauding you
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when you're doing what you do best.
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Begging for pizza crusts?
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No. Magic.
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You need a hot crowd, Falcone.
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And I know where we can find one.
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You want us to watch some slimy old
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wino do magic tricks?
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Oh, you are gonna have
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the time of your life.
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I brought him here during the break,
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pulled out a trunk of tricks.
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He went right into practicing.
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He's been rehearsing for hours.
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This is gonna be great.
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You all ready?
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Yeah.
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"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
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It's 10:00.
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Do you know where your furniture is?
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Oh, isn't this airy?
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He took everything.
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Falcone took everything.
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He took my computer.
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He took my sofa.
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He took my wax statue of Fess Parker.
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Sir, if there is anything I can do to help you,
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anything at all....
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Why don't you let him
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sleep with you tonight?
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Dan, that would be improper.
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Okay, why don't you let me
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sleep with you tonight?
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Mace! Woman, are you nuts?
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Don't even kid around with it.
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You could burn my face, blind me forever.
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Uh, nice place you got here, sir.
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Uh, I realize it's none of my business...
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...but don't you think a beanbag
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by the fireplace would be a nice touch?
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Uh, Bull, heh...
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...Harry's apartment's been robbed.
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Oh.
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What did they get?
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You think it was such a good idea
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to leave him alone last night?
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Heh. Hey, I wasn't the one
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who kicked him out of my bed.
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I did not kick him out of my bed!
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Hi, Mac.
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Sir, why are you walking like that?
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Because I slept in my bathtub.
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All rise.
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Criminal court part two
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is now in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone...
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...rapidly aging.
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Sir, you look miserable.
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Why don't you have Mac call a substitute?
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You should go home.
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And do what, wax my floors?
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You wouldn't have to move anything.
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You care to buff them
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with your face, Dan?
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Bye.
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- Sir, you sure you're okay?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'd rather be here working than back home
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rolling around on the linoleum anyway.
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- Let's get on with it, huh?
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Yes, sir.
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David Evans, destruction of city property.
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Mr. Evans was arrested for bludgeoning
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a city parking meter with a manhole cover.
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Sir, my client pleads guilty and throws
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himself on the mercy of the court.
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He stole my Mel Tormé albums.
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Oh, sir, no.
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Did I miss something?
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The entire collection.
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Mel Sings At Carnegie Hall,
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Mel Live at the Monterey Jazz Festival.
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Mel's Best To You at Christmas.
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Uh, sir, sir, excuse me for interrupting...
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...but the boys downstairs just brought in
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somebody you might wanna see.
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Nice suit.
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Picked it out myself.
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Out of my closet.
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They found him slumped in an alley
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by Penn Station.
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He apparently sold all your stuff to a fence
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and was trying to skip town.
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I trusted you.
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I thought I could believe in you.
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How could you?
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What kind of man are you?
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Hey, what am I, on trial?
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Oh, yeah.
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This chunk of lice was your hero?
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Hey, none of us are perfect, ace.
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- So that stuff about the heart attack was--?
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- Sheep dip.
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So let me alone, will you?
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Besides, you don't have anything left
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I can steal.
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Wrong, Falcone.
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I got memories.
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Great ones.
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Go ahead,
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try to take those away from me.
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Mr. Evans, you got a little upset,
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you busted a meter.
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I'm gonna fine you 200 bucks.
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Mr. Falcone.
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You ripped me off
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for everything I own in this world...
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...and you broke my heart.
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I'm not gonna press charges.
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That sounds fair.
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It is fair, Mr. Evans.
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Because he's right.
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It's my fault for believing in you.
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It's my fault for thinking
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you were somebody that you aren't.
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It's my fault for giving a damn.
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Take a five-minute recess.
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Uh, listen.
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Be careful walking across the street.
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My brakes have been acting a little...
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...funny lately.
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You hurt him.
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You hurt him bad.
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And you just watch him
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take it out on me!
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Well, are you happy, Mr. Falcone?
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You took the one man
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that would've done anything for you...
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...and you shattered him
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into a thousand pieces.
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You mangled his dreams,
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you twisted his memories.
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You shredded the very tapestry
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of his existence.
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What's your point?
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Uh....
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Now, wait a minute. Uh, that's it?
297
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That the best you guys can do?
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You're dog meat.
299
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You're insect larvae.
300
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As far as I'm concerned, you're the slimiest,
301
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most conniving two-bit mound of vermin...
302
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...that ever walked into this room.
303
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Of course, that wouldn't preclude us
304
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to have an affair.
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I'll take my chances with his bad brakes.
306
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Excuse me,
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I'm looking for a bailiff named Shannon.
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- That's me.
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- Oh, hi. Robert Marks with the city.
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Which one?
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Ours.
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I'm an assistant
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in the comptroller's office.
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We checked our computer and found
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our records on your seniority were in error.
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You have been underpaid.
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We'd like you to accept our apologies
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and this check for $26,402.
319
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Now, that's the amount owed
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plus interest.
321
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Oh, wow!
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I'd like to thank all the little people
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who helped me attain this honor.
324
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Uh, I just have to find a, uh,
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Florence Kleiner.
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Right here.
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Oh, good.
328
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Well, that saves some walking, heh.
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Ms. Kleiner,
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having reviewed the records of the bailiffs...
331
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...we find that you've been getting level-six
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pay even though you're on level-five status.
333
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- Meaning?
334
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- You're about to get leveled.
335
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You owe us $2400.
336
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Don't worry,
337
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we won't nail you for it all at once.
338
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We'll just take it out slowly and gently...
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...week after week after week.
340
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I love this job.
341
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Don't worry about it, Florence.
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I'd be glad to lend you the money
343
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to pay it all back.
344
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In fact...
345
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...I'd be glad to just give you the money
346
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to pay it all back.
347
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You'd do that for me?
348
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After all the fun I made of you?
349
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,490
After I-- I laughed at you like that?
350
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,360
Why?
351
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Because I love you.
352
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Bull...
353
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...I'm-- I'm sorry.
354
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,840
I-- I didn't mean....
355
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,620
Guilt is such a great weapon.
356
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,780
Oh, no, anybody but Manilow!
357
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,260
They're back.
358
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,330
Mel Live at the Palace is back.
359
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,600
Mel at the Hollywood Bowl is back.
360
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:13,650
Mel Sings with Cesar Romero is back.
361
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,080
Hey, kids, what time is it?
362
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,650
I guess it must be magic time.
363
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,750
Not a bad trick, huh?
364
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:29,590
How the hell did you get in here?
365
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,200
Told your landlady I was a cop.
366
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,590
Dressed like that?
367
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,600
I told her I was Serpico.
368
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,040
I had no idea there was anybody here.
369
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,240
There's a fresh pot of coffee in there.
370
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,810
Who do you think made it, Hop Sing?
371
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,650
Nice place.
372
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,190
I like what you haven't done with it.
373
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,950
Coming from you, that means a lot.
374
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:01,150
Eh. I thought I'd stop by
375
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:01,150
and make a farewell appearance, heh.
376
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,160
I, uh, traded your suit for those albums.
377
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,200
The guy at the pawnshop wasn't too crazy
378
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,200
about Tormé.
379
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,060
Like you said, nobody's perfect.
380
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,200
Tell me about it. Heh.
381
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,840
Look at me, I conned a nice kid.
382
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:18,000
I sold everything you have for 150 bucks.
383
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,540
You brought the albums back.
384
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,210
That shows some kind of remorse, huh?
385
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,720
Shows that you knew
386
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,720
how much they meant to me.
387
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:30,720
And you sold everything I own
388
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:30,720
for 150 bucks?!
389
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,790
I was in a hurry.
390
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,920
Falcone, what happened?
391
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,830
I mean, what really happened
392
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,830
that changed your life like this?
393
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,440
Sit down.
394
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,340
Stand up.
395
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,910
All my life,
396
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,910
I wanted to be a good magician.
397
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:02,780
Not a great one, just a good one.
398
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:09,020
Well, I realized I never would be,
399
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:09,020
as hard as I tried.
400
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,790
It's that way in all fields.
401
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,990
Either you got it or you don't.
402
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,230
I don't.
403
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,910
But you looked so good on TV.
404
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,340
Heh. They gave me a fancy cape
405
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,340
and a beautiful trunk...
406
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,280
...and they made me look good.
407
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,480
They can make anybody look good
408
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,480
on TV, heh.
409
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:36,920
You never saw Sky King miss a landing.
410
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,380
Or Lassie wet on Timmy's little leg.
411
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:48,290
And you never saw
412
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:48,290
how bad a magician I really was.
413
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,770
Who you kidding?
414
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,110
- You were great.
415
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,110
- Says who?
416
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:59,010
Says a 7-year-old who lives inside of me.
417
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:02,910
To him, you're the Fabulous Falcone,
418
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:02,910
and you always are gonna be.
419
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:06,890
Well, thank him for me, will you? Heh.
420
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,880
And good luck with the records.
421
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,730
Hey, wait a minute.
422
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,190
Where are you gonna go?
423
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,490
Ah, don't worry about me, I'll get by.
424
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:22,000
I got my eye on this nice refrigerator box
425
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:22,000
down in the Bowery.
426
00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:28,440
Please stay with me for a couple of days.
427
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,300
No more charity.
428
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,280
No, no, no, this wouldn't be charity.
429
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,310
You could, uh--
430
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,310
You could do odd jobs for me. You could--
431
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,680
You could try to pay back
432
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,680
that money you owe me.
433
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,680
Well, I'd-- I'd like to do that.
434
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:40,980
Then it's a deal?
435
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,450
Yeah.
436
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,990
I could make coffee in the morning,
437
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,990
answer your telephone...
438
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,220
...clean up the house.
439
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,330
You gonna stay?
440
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,090
You want me to, huh?
441
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,000
Yeah.
442
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:58,260
I really do.
443
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,500
- It's a deal.
444
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,500
- Great.
445
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,650
- Welcome aboard.
446
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,650
- Glad to be here.
447
00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:17,150
Did I mention my nurse?
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