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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:09,740 - Hello. Remember me, Mrs. Lund? 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:09,740 - Sure, the lady with the adoption agency. 3 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,700 Juvenile Services Bureau. 4 00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:14,140 I'm the one 5 00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:14,140 who had to determine Judge Stone's... 6 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:16,470 ...fitness as a potential foster parent. 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,550 Leon! 8 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,910 Prepare to die. 9 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:28,380 You know the old saying, 10 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:28,380 "Spare the Uzi, spoil the child." 11 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,160 - Judge Stone. 12 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,160 - Yeah. 13 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,230 Look who's here. 14 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,370 - Hey, Mrs. Lund. 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,370 - Hi. 16 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,000 How the hell are you? 17 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,300 - I'm just fine, Judge Stone-- 18 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,300 Duck, sir! 19 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:45,530 Thank you. 20 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:56,080 Gotta run. Sesame Street's on. 21 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,920 You're dead meat, Leon! 22 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,950 Sorry, Mrs. Lund, 23 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,950 we were just fooling around. 24 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,090 Tsk. Boys will be boys. 25 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:09,100 Here. Have a seat, huh? 26 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:09,100 Can we get you anything, coffee, tea? 27 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:10,290 Squeegee? 28 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,260 No, thank you. 29 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:19,030 I only came by for a moment 30 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:19,030 to tell you the good news. 31 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,230 What's the good news? 32 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:24,440 We have found adoptive parents 33 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:24,440 for Leon. 34 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,350 I hope you don't mind, Judge Stone, 35 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,350 but I've invited the prospective parents... 36 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,510 ...to come by tonight to meet Leon 37 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,510 during your break. 38 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:37,180 Gee, that's swell. 39 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,100 Would you excuse me? I.... 40 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,700 I think I'm experiencing a lip seizure. 41 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,970 - Mac. 42 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,970 - Right. Excuse us. 43 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,610 Certainly. 44 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:54,800 Well... 45 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:59,640 ...I guess that leaves just you and me. 46 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:04,680 Hey, hey, put a sock in it. 47 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:04,680 This is a public restroom. 48 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,410 - Now I lay me down to sleep. 49 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,410 - What's your problem? 50 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:14,950 Moi? Ha, ha. I have not one problem. 51 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:14,950 This is a great jacket, did--? 52 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,320 Don't touch me. 53 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:19,230 Bad hand. Bad, bad, naughty hand. 54 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:22,630 - You're crazy. 55 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:22,630 - Yes, ha, ha. everybody says so. 56 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,830 That was very observant. 57 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,830 Thanks for telling me. And stay out! 58 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:36,340 Oh, my God! 59 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,170 You're Mel Tormé. 60 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,010 Yes. 61 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,110 Mel Tormé. 62 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,710 I can't believe it. 63 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,710 I don't know what to say. 64 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:48,050 - Oh, you're a fan? 65 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:48,050 - Who, me? 66 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,920 No. 67 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,920 But, oh, my judge is, the-- 68 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:56,960 My God. If I can introduce you two, 69 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:56,960 it will be the suck-up coup of the century. 70 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,600 Harry would love me forever. 71 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,900 Oh, wait, no, please. 72 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,900 Allow me to do that. 73 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:04,840 Prevents chafing. 74 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:14,180 Well, as fun as this has been... 75 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:17,180 ...you'll have to excuse me. 76 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,110 Wait. 77 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:25,290 Oh, wait, please, please. 78 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:25,290 Don't go. Don't go, I need you. 79 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,550 Oh, that is wonderful material. 80 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:33,130 Look, I'd love to meet your friend, okay? 81 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:33,130 But I've had some things stolen. 82 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,000 I gotta be in front of Judge Klein 83 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,000 in about 20 minutes. 84 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:38,470 No, wait, please, you don't understand. 85 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,270 Harry worships you. 86 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,280 Just tell me where you're gonna be, 87 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,280 I'll bring him to you. 88 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,140 Move. 89 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,220 Thank you. 90 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,590 Hey, in the cafeteria. Great. 91 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,850 Mel, you're beautiful, I love you. 92 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,850 Never change. 93 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,890 Don't let the geek in the penguin suit 94 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,890 out of your sight. 95 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,330 Let me rephrase that. 96 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,810 Yeah? 97 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:27,560 What can I do for you, Miss Sullivan? 98 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:33,290 Are we ever going to see you 99 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:33,290 laugh again, sir? 100 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,900 I don't think it's anything physiological. 101 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,730 I think I just got 102 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,730 the good old-fashioned blues. 103 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:42,470 Well, you knew 104 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:42,470 Leon was gonna be adopted someday. 105 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:47,580 Yeah, I knew it, 106 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:47,580 but why the hell did it have to be so quick? 107 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,940 The kid's been up for grabs for 12 years. 108 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:53,410 Then I get him, 109 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:53,410 and three weeks later, boom... 110 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:56,140 ...it's Mr. and Mrs. Mommy-and-Daddy. 111 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,250 Wasn't that 112 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,250 what we were all hoping for, sir? 113 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,880 Yeah, yeah. 114 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,880 It's what we were all hoping for. 115 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,990 Ready to start, fool! 116 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,470 Thank you, Bull. 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,310 I knew I should have gone 118 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,310 with Tina Turner. 119 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,620 Sir.... 120 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,750 I'd rather be alone right now, 121 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,750 if you don't mind, Miss Sullivan. 122 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,120 Yeah, I understand. 123 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,430 Coochy-coochy-coochy coo. 124 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:50,310 Then if there will be nothing else, sir. 125 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,280 Hey. 126 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,610 - Excuse me, Mr. Tormé. 127 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,610 Mm-hm. 128 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:00,980 I hate to be a bother, 129 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:00,980 but this would really mean a lot to me... 130 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:04,180 - ...because I'm such a big fan. 131 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:04,180 - Oh, well, what can I do for you? 132 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,550 Do you know Prince? 133 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,680 - No. 134 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,680 - Forget it. 135 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,940 Oh, I was just coming out to get you, sir. 136 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,840 - Just waiting to get a drink, Mac. 137 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,840 Oh. 138 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:35,580 Wouldn't you know, it's one of those jerks 139 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:35,580 who hogs the thing now and forever. 140 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,840 Uh-huh. 141 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,390 - I mean that. 142 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,390 - That's right. 143 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,220 Leave any for me? 144 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,920 Yeah, same to you, bozo. 145 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:49,390 - Oh, look at that. He slobbered all over it. 146 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:49,390 Ew. 147 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,530 A $50 fine and suspended sentence. 148 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:57,330 And, Mr. and Mrs. Solomon, 149 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:57,330 for your own protection... 150 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:02,070 ...try to stay away from the stables 151 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:02,070 in Central Park during mating season. 152 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:04,180 Bull. 153 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,140 Hey, Harry. 154 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:09,110 - Hey, Leon. 155 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:09,110 - I was, uh, wondering if I could have... 156 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,150 - ...a couple bucks to go to the movies. 157 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,150 - Sure. What's playing? 158 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,260 Massacre at Hacksaw High 159 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,260 and I Dismember Mama. 160 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,150 Whoa. 161 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,120 There's gotta be something in here 162 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,120 suitable for kids. 163 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,560 Here you go. Bambi. 164 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,400 "Goddess of Lust." 165 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:27,930 Psst. 166 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,660 Tell him. 167 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:35,370 Leon, uh... 168 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:37,680 ...I gotta tell you something. 169 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:39,770 Yes? 170 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,910 Leon, you got.... 171 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:50,020 You got a beautiful pair of eyes, 172 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:50,020 did you know that? 173 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,690 Yeah, thanks. 174 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:53,920 They were a set. 175 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,320 They were a set! 176 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,800 Is he precious or what? 177 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:04,740 Okay, he's no Richard Pryor, but.... 178 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,910 Leon, I have to talk to you. 179 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,910 You wait in my office. We'll have dinner. 180 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,780 Sure, Harry. 181 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,010 - Oh, can I play with your dead armadillo? 182 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,010 - Oh, yeah, have a ball. 183 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,650 Thank you. 184 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:26,460 Okay, that's time 185 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:26,460 to strap on the feedbags, folks. 186 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:29,000 We'll take an hour, huh? 187 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,760 Sir. 188 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:34,230 Yeah, yeah, I'm-- I'm gonna go tell him. 189 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,430 - You know, he likes you a lot better than-- 190 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,430 - Now. 191 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:39,870 Yes, ma'am. 192 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,380 - You know, if I'd had time to prepare-- 193 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,380 Hey, Harry. 194 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,210 What is it, Bull? 195 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,250 Never mind. 196 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,000 Forget it, Mac. 197 00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:11,700 Nothing will cheer him up today. 198 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,580 Do you want me to open that for you? 199 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,940 No, no, I can handle it. 200 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,150 It's stuck. 201 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:31,420 - Sir, you have to be strong for Leon's sake. 202 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:31,420 - You got any suggestions? 203 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,750 Yes. 204 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:35,450 Put on a happy face. 205 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,570 You carry those things around with you? 206 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:49,370 Yes, just for emergencies like this. 207 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,880 There. 208 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,250 Well? 209 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,780 Gee, I feel better already. 210 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,480 Go get him, tiger. 211 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:05,520 Have a nice day. 212 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,100 Hey, Leon, guess what. 213 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,760 I'm way ahead of you, bro. 214 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:28,920 Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, 215 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:28,920 I'd like you to meet Judge Stone. 216 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,480 - Hello. 217 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,480 - Hi. 218 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,210 Hi. 219 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:42,260 Leon, I was gonna tell you, I swear, buddy, 220 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:42,260 but I never had a chance. 221 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,460 They're nerds. 222 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,400 Leon, you just met them. 223 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,540 Watch this. 224 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:55,070 - Uh, sir? 225 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:55,070 - Mr. Johnson. 226 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,140 Give me five. 227 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,870 Well, I don't see why not. 228 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,340 Oh, my God. 229 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,260 - Have I made a faux pas? Ha, ha. 230 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,260 - Say what, Jack? 231 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,400 - Who's Jack? 232 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,400 - Dudley. 233 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,790 - Who's Dudley? 234 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,790 - I am. 235 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,360 I don't wanna hear no more of this. 236 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:21,930 Mr. Johnson is in raw sewage. 237 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:26,330 I'm the director of one of the largest 238 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:26,330 treatment facilities in the tristate area. 239 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,740 You're being modest, Dudley. 240 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,140 This man is personally responsible... 241 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:35,840 ...for over 4 million tons 242 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:35,840 of raw sewage a day. 243 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,240 What the heck you been feeding him? 244 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:48,190 No, no, no, Leon. I coordinate operations 245 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:48,190 for treatment and disposal. 246 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,260 - Oh, you mean you shovel--? 247 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,260 - Hey, hey, hey. 248 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,000 Leon tell you he much he loves baseball? 249 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,760 - Tell him, Leon. 250 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,760 - I like baseball-- 251 00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,410 See, what did I tell you, huh? 252 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,270 Great, we can drop by 253 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,270 the sporting-goods store... 254 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,240 ...and pick up a bat and a puck. 255 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,120 Uh, that's a bat and a ball. 256 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,480 Oh, ha! Dear me. 257 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:17,120 Oh, I just hate to break up all this fun... 258 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:19,960 ...but we really should be going. 259 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,490 Mrs. Lund, how long will Leon 260 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,490 be staying with me? 261 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,300 Oh, no, Judge Stone, 262 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,300 I'm afraid you don't understand. 263 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,500 Leon is coming with us. 264 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,340 You mean that's it? 265 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:36,310 - He gets adopted just like that? 266 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:36,310 - Oh, no, no, no. 267 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:41,420 First, there'll be family encounter sessions, 268 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:41,420 support groups, weekend visits. 269 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:44,850 But in the meantime, 270 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:44,850 Leon will be living at the shelter. 271 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:49,010 From our experience, we've found 272 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:49,010 that it makes for an easier transition. 273 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,480 Well... 274 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,720 ...time to go. 275 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,290 Harry. 276 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,940 Knock them dead, Leon. 277 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,800 Show them what a great son is like. 278 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,350 Mom. 279 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,690 Dad. 280 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,490 I'm ready to go. 281 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,900 Did you know, Leon, 282 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,900 the ancient Romans... 283 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,060 ...built the first modern 284 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,060 sewage-transportation system? 285 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:38,610 Dudley wrote an article about it. 286 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:38,610 "The Flush Heard Round the World." 287 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:45,840 Judge Stone, 288 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:45,840 sometimes it's easier this way. 289 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,780 Oh, yeah, that was a breeze. 290 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,570 Speak to me, Mel. 291 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,170 I need you. 292 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,670 I need somebody. 293 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,050 Excuse me, I need somebody. 294 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,050 I got this two lunatics chasing me-- 295 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:28,380 Hello? 296 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,960 Hello? 297 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,490 Everybody here is nuts. 298 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,460 Yes? 299 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,860 Excuse me, 300 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,860 I didn't think you heard me, I-- 301 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,730 Never mind. 302 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,030 I said, yes? 303 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,710 Oh, for Pete's sake, some people. 304 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,510 If you need something, 305 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,510 why don't you just...? 306 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,150 Coming. 307 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,590 - Yeah? 308 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,590 - Your Honor, Leon's gone. 309 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,280 - Call me back. 310 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,280 - He ran from Mrs. Lund and that couple. 311 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,360 I knew that was gonna happen. 312 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,830 Come on. 313 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,060 Excuse me, I didn't mean-- 314 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,230 Hello? 315 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,960 - Mel. 316 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,960 - That way. 317 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,800 Right. 318 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,510 Look, you're gonna have to 319 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,510 call him back. 320 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,490 Huh. 321 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,920 Don't ever change. 322 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,070 I mean it. 323 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,670 - Any sign of Harry? 324 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,670 - Not yet. 325 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:58,710 Mac, I'm so worried. 326 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:58,710 Nobody's heard from him since yesterday. 327 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,410 As long as that kid's missing, 328 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,410 Harry will search for him till he drops. 329 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,220 Found him outside on the steps. 330 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,220 He almost made it to the door. 331 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,600 - How long you think he was laying there? 332 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,600 - I don't know. 333 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,290 But these footprints look fresh. 334 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,770 You may be seated. 335 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:44,780 - Sir. 336 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:44,780 - Ugly-looking bunch, huh, Mac? 337 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,690 - Sir, I canceled the session. 338 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,690 - Oh. 339 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,100 Sir, why don't you go back in your office, 340 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,100 get a little more sleep? 341 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,930 - The police will call if they find him. 342 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,930 - I can't sleep, Mac. 343 00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,300 I keep having this dream of people 344 00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,300 walking all over me. 345 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,040 Wanna talk about it? 346 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:09,850 No. 347 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,420 Take it easy, sir. 348 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:23,990 Come on. 349 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,660 Step over me. 350 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,100 Come on. 351 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,200 Hi, Harry. 352 00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,600 You look like raw sewage. 353 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:42,510 Leon. 354 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,850 Don't come any closer. 355 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,850 If you do, I'll take off again. 356 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,780 Where you been, Leon? 357 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,320 Here and there. 358 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,730 You don't have to worry about me. 359 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,220 I do worry about you, Leon. 360 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,370 You know I worry about you. 361 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,670 Yeah, I know. 362 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,900 I heard through the grapevine 363 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,900 you were looking for me last night. 364 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:08,910 What are you, crazy, 365 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:08,910 walking around these streets by yourself? 366 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,100 Why don't you come on in, huh? 367 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,100 We'll have a bite. Maybe we could talk. 368 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,820 Don't come any closer. 369 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:20,220 You know once I get out this door, 370 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:20,220 you'll never be able to catch me. 371 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,080 Yeah, I know. 372 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,420 I just came by to tell you.... 373 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:34,160 To tell you thanks 374 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:34,160 for letting me crash with you for a while... 375 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,260 ...and not to get discouraged 376 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,260 because there's nothing... 377 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,740 ...you people can do 378 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,740 with somebody like me. 379 00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,770 You're wrong, Leon. 380 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,910 There is stuff we can do for you. 381 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,840 - Like? 382 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,840 - Like we got you parents, right? 383 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,310 A bat and a puck? 384 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,750 Okay, so they're geeks. 385 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:59,550 But they're nice geeks. 386 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,720 Maybe with a little care, 387 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,720 a little understanding from you... 388 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,420 ...they would have turned out fine. 389 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,000 They wanted to try, Leon. 390 00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:10,200 You never gave them a chance. 391 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:14,070 I guess that's why 392 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:14,070 they call me incorrugated. 393 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,680 Incorrigible. 394 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,810 - That's the word. 395 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,810 - Yeah. 396 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,710 I don't think you're incorrigible, Leon. 397 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,410 Harry. 398 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:27,650 - You got a lot to learn. I gotta go. 399 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:27,650 - Where are you gonna go? 400 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,950 California. 401 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,890 L.A. 402 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,150 Maybe I can get a series. 403 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,990 Gary Coleman must be getting pretty close 404 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,990 to retirement by now. 405 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,930 Don't go. 406 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,170 We will work something out. 407 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,810 There's nothing to work out. 408 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:49,670 Yeah, there is something to work out. 409 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:49,670 It's what you want and you know it. 410 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,710 - Says who? 411 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,710 - Says me. 412 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,110 You came back, right? 413 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,110 So you must have had a reason. 414 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,250 Yeah, I had a reason. 415 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,820 But it's stupid. 416 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,320 Tell me. 417 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,420 I thought.... 418 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,400 I thought 419 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,400 maybe I could keep staying with you. 420 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,530 Leon. 421 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,700 - Told you it was stupid. 422 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,700 - It's not stupid. 423 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,870 - Isn't it? 424 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,870 - No. 425 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,110 But it's not.... 426 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,920 It's not what's best for you. 427 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,820 What's best for you is a family 428 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,820 that's got a father and a mother... 429 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,080 ...and that's something 430 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,080 I can't offer to you. 431 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:41,530 And I don't know 432 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:41,530 if I'll ever be able to offer you that. 433 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,360 But I did hope... 434 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,330 ...that we'd always be friends. 435 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,870 I wish you could have 436 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,870 always been my father. 437 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,540 Leon. Leon! 438 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,650 Leon! 25550

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