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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,820 Yeah? 2 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:08,360 Your Honor, I-- 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,170 - What's he doing? 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,170 - Watching television. He just bought that. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,500 It's not on. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,240 He can't find the power knob. 7 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,710 Bull, didn't that come 8 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,710 with an instruction manual? 9 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:28,760 How cute. 10 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:30,890 Evening, everybody. 11 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,530 Hey, I got one of those. 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,790 - You know how to turn it on? 13 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,790 - Sure. 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,230 Voilà. 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,000 Oh, wow. 16 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,540 If we had tweezers, 17 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,540 we could change the channel. 18 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:51,140 Oh, yeah, that baby would be great 19 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:51,140 for Super Bowl parties. 20 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,180 Here's the volume. 21 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:56,410 Things don't look any better 22 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:56,410 in the state capitol at this hour... 23 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,210 ...where legislators continue 24 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,210 their battle over the budget. 25 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,980 They don't pass that budget, 26 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,980 we don't get paid tomorrow. 27 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,690 Guys, you know 28 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,690 the big redhead in accounting... 29 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,590 ...the one with the 38D IQ? 30 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,290 She finally said yes. 31 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,560 Can somebody 32 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,560 loan me a C-note till tomorrow? 33 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,400 No. 34 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:16,560 All right, so the Hot Tub Club is out. 35 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:16,560 I can do with 50. 36 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:19,710 It's official, the assembly has adjourned 37 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:19,710 without a settlement. 38 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,470 That means thousands 39 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,470 of municipal employees... 40 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,910 ...won't be seeing 41 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,910 their paychecks tomorrow. 42 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,740 Did he say we're not 43 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,740 gonna be paid tomorrow? 44 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,890 - To repeat.... 45 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,890 - I heard you! 46 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,080 You silly twit. 47 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:39,090 I have got 12 cents in the bank, 48 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:39,090 do you hear that? 49 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,790 Pull out the antenna, 50 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,790 maybe we'll get sharper contrast. 51 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,300 This is Ted Stevens, live in Albany. 52 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:47,700 I want you dead in Albany. 53 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:51,830 If I could get to Albany, 54 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:51,830 I would kill you myself. 55 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:59,140 And I hate your blazer. 56 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,590 I'm sorry. 57 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:08,560 I don't know what came over me. 58 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,930 Harry, I apologize about your TV. 59 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,050 Let me tell him. 60 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,490 - Tell me what? 61 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,490 - It was Bull's. 62 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:26,600 He's getting up. 63 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,750 He's coming over here. 64 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,640 - Money or revenge? 65 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,640 - Revenge. 66 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:49,550 Thank you. 67 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,410 Here's your warrants, Mac. 68 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:40,740 I found a nickel 69 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:40,740 in my paper clip compartment. 70 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:42,940 Oh, boy. 71 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,850 It could come in handy. 72 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,920 Yeah, things are gonna be tight here. 73 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:50,580 Everybody finds out about this budget mess 74 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:50,580 they're gonna go crazy. 75 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,460 Now, don't underestimate people. 76 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:58,090 Even without money, pride in one's work 77 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:58,090 can be a pretty powerful thing. 78 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,460 Bail reports. 79 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:07,610 And she hasn't even heard yet. 80 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:10,400 Hey, those are mine, mister. 81 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:10,400 Give them back. 82 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,780 Hey, look, we had a deal. 83 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,780 A dollar fifty for a box. 84 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:15,250 But that's a whole carton. 85 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,890 - Hey, Phil, what is this? 86 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,890 - A box? 87 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,490 Happy? 88 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,490 All right, I got cookies, I gotta move them. 89 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,350 Hi, my name's Christine. What's yours? 90 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,260 - Cindy. 91 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,260 - Cindy? Well-- 92 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:29,060 Cindy, tell me something, 93 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:29,060 did you see Danny out in the hallway... 94 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,500 ...kissing a nice woman 95 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,500 a couple of minutes ago? 96 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,570 You know, that woman's husband 97 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,570 is one of Danny's superiors. 98 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:39,470 And that puts Danny 99 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:39,470 in a very compromising position. 100 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,470 Do you know 101 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,470 what "compromising" means? 102 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:49,140 Cindy, what do you think would happen 103 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:49,140 if Dan's superior were to find out? 104 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,090 - Bye, Cindy. 105 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,090 - Bye, Christine. 106 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:03,990 Oh, buckaroos, you mind if we 107 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:03,990 try to squeeze in a couple of cases? 108 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,470 Might help take our minds off money. 109 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,370 - What do you got, Mac? 110 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,370 - About a buck 65 so far. 111 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:14,570 Congratulations. Can I have a case? 112 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,610 Oh, yes, sir. 113 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:19,770 People v. Ellen Blake, Your Honor. 114 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,940 I've never even seen a real judge before. 115 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,140 Don't worry about it. 116 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,260 Underneath the robe 117 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,260 there's a Bullwinkle T-shirt. 118 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:31,150 True story. 119 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,390 What's the charge, Mac? 120 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,530 - Breaking and entering. 121 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,530 - Her? 122 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,230 - What did she break into? 123 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,230 - Her hotel room. 124 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,460 Why did they arrest her? 125 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,200 Why am I asking you? 126 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:48,500 Your Honor, Sidney Frizzell here 127 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:48,500 is a manager of a transient hotel uptown. 128 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,440 It's a decent establishment. 129 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,450 Steam heat, fresh linens every month... 130 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,050 ...pay phone right on the same block. 131 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:00,050 "Boat people welcome." 132 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,790 I can fit a dozen of them in a room. 133 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:08,220 They don't mind. It's just like home. 134 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:12,060 Mrs. Blake returned from work 135 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:12,060 and found an eviction notice on her door. 136 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:13,960 I got a simple policy: 137 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,660 You don't pay, you don't stay. 138 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,140 Made that up myself. 139 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,940 Mrs. Blake was trying 140 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,940 to retrieve some of her belongings. 141 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,450 Mr. Frizzell intercepted her 142 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,450 and called the police. 143 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,050 Retrieving her belongings? 144 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,550 She jimmied the lock with a butter knife. 145 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:32,680 Mrs. Blake? 146 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:35,920 I didn't have a screwdriver. 147 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,250 Perfectly adequate substitute. 148 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:43,360 Your Honor, it was cold outside. 149 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:43,360 Mrs. Blake just wanted to get her coat. 150 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:46,020 Mr. Frizzell impounded their possessions. 151 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,460 He took my TV. 152 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,500 Big deal. It's not color. 153 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:53,570 It's not even Japanese. 154 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,540 You two pals? 155 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,740 Her son. He lives with her at the hotel. 156 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:01,350 Till I get money, 157 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:01,350 neither one of them's living at my hotel. 158 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,210 He is within his rights 159 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,210 to refuse occupancy, sir. 160 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,120 Does that mean 161 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,120 he can swipe our stuff? 162 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,920 Yeah, it does, 163 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,920 you filthy scummy, two-bit punk! 164 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:15,590 Don't get me wrong, I love kids. 165 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,290 - What's his name? 166 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,290 - Joey. 167 00:07:18,930 --> 00:07:20,430 Hi, Joey, I'm Harry. 168 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,070 Who cares? 169 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,570 Come here, little boy. 170 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:30,070 Joey, settle down. 171 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,710 Now, Joey, 172 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,710 I understand why you're upset. 173 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,680 You don't look like you're old enough 174 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,680 to understand puberty. 175 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:43,280 You ever study Wood in school, Joey? 176 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,390 Perhaps we should approach the bench 177 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,390 and discuss this. 178 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,960 Why don't you truck on down? 179 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,060 Okay, what is the big deal here? 180 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,860 How much is it gonna take to settle this? 181 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,230 She owes him $200. 182 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,030 Plus room tax. 183 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,470 So he locks her out. 184 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,470 So, what if she pays him? 185 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,200 He gave her 186 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,200 every opportunity, then she broke in. 187 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:09,110 But I swore I'd pay him back 188 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:09,110 the minute I got my first check. 189 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,860 You know, guys, 190 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,860 we really gotta brush up on our whispering. 191 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,820 Okay, spread out, people. 192 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,130 Mrs. Blake, when will you be paid? 193 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,660 Tomorrow afternoon. 194 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:25,460 I'm a cleaning lady 195 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:25,460 at the Municipal Records Building. 196 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,970 You work for the city? 197 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,800 Is that a bad idea? 198 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,140 Oh, no, Mrs. Blake. 199 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:37,010 It's just according to the news... 200 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:40,740 ...city employees might not be getting 201 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:40,740 any money for quite some time. 202 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,510 Didn't you see that on TV? 203 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,950 We don't have one, remember? 204 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,350 No, the mind tends to go at my age. 205 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,760 So they're broke. That ain't my fault. 206 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:55,590 Like I'm supposed to look after 207 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:55,590 every pin-headed slob... 208 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,460 ...who gets paid by this town. 209 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:03,970 Well, I didn't mean you slobs. 210 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:07,630 But this is impossible. It can't be. 211 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:11,040 We just moved here. 212 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:11,040 We don't know anyone. 213 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:12,540 Can't you help us? 214 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,170 You're asking him for help? 215 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:18,410 What you did was against the law 216 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:18,410 and he knows that. 217 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:22,420 Your Honor, if you rule against my clients, 218 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:22,420 they'll be out on the streets. 219 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,590 Excuse me. Recess. 220 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,090 How long? 221 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,890 Uh, two, two-and-a-half weeks. 222 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,060 What a depressing day. 223 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,170 Yeah, tell me about it. 224 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:44,800 Mine would've been totally shot 225 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:44,800 if I hadn't found this lying out in the street. 226 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:51,680 Jeez, you think somebody would just rip 227 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:51,680 that thing off Cosell's head... 228 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,050 ...and get it over with. 229 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:09,060 I had one of those once. 230 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,770 You don't say. When was that? 231 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,310 Six-thirty. 232 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:18,170 Dan grabbed it from me 233 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:18,170 and threw it out the window. 234 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,980 Why don't you go look on the street? 235 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,880 Who knows? You might get lucky. 236 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,420 That Ted Koppel's a card. 237 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,960 - Thanks for keeping an eye on her, Bull. 238 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,960 - You betcha. 239 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:41,360 Thank you. 240 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:41,360 They told me you paid for all this food. 241 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,440 He paid for this stuff? 242 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:48,870 - I wouldn't touch this for a million bucks. 243 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:48,870 - Joey, he's trying to help. 244 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,810 Yeah, if he wants to help us, 245 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,810 why didn't he nail that jerk? 246 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:55,010 Joey, can I let you in 247 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:55,010 on a couple of things, off the record? 248 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:59,480 Number one, I love nailing jerks 249 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:59,480 more than anyone else I know. 250 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,780 I wrote the book on jerk-nailing. 251 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:06,450 Two, the last kid who talked 252 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:06,450 to me the way you're talking to me... 253 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:10,070 ...ended up as part 254 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:10,070 of an off-ramp in Newark. 255 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,130 I apologize for him, Your Honor. 256 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,240 He's not a bad boy. He's just frustrated. 257 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,970 Yeah, I know, Mrs. Blake. 258 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,270 I was a kid myself. 259 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,000 Nine or 10 months ago. 260 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,980 You're a nice man. 261 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,480 Well, now, that I'm not to sure about. 262 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,520 You see, I've been looking over some cases 263 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,520 that are kind of like yours... 264 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,420 ...and it just doesn't look like-- 265 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:39,060 You see? I told you. 266 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:42,360 - We're not gonna get a thing, Ma. 267 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:42,360 - Let him finish. 268 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:46,990 We are going to get justice here, Joey. 269 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:46,990 That's why we're here. 270 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,190 Right, judge? 271 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,330 Excuse me. 272 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,530 I gotta double check my hat. 273 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,410 I'm sure there's a rabbit 274 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,410 in there someplace. 275 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:01,140 - I beg your pardon? 276 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:01,140 - See, he's nuts. he's nuts too. 277 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,210 Joey, listen to me. 278 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,250 Our justice system may not be perfect... 279 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,320 ...it may be slow 280 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,320 and it may drive us crazy sometimes... 281 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,690 ...but it also happens to be 282 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,690 the best game in town. 283 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,730 You wanna buy a vowel? 284 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,920 Are you that retarded? 285 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,960 Well, it's right up there, anyway. 286 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:28,970 Flo, Flo, Flo, it has to be his. 287 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:32,310 I saw Dan when he took it from him. 288 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,280 So? Maybe his is still lying out there. 289 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:40,510 The only way we can make sure 290 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:40,510 is to dust this one for fingerprints. 291 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,560 Anytime you're ready. 292 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:52,400 - All rise. 293 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:52,400 - Never mind. 294 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,030 Mac, give me the Blake file, please. 295 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,000 Yes, sir. 296 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,200 Here. I was just kidding. 297 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:06,140 I know it was cruel, sadistic... 298 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:10,450 ...and the pleasure I received 299 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:10,450 was not unlike that of a twisted child... 300 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,610 ...who pulls the wings off flies. 301 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,890 I'm funny that way. 302 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,860 Will all parties approach the bench, 303 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,860 please? 304 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:26,130 - I wonder what he's got up his sleeve. 305 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:26,130 - Usually three or four watches. 306 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,860 - This took so long, I'm frightened. 307 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,860 - Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Blake. 308 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,240 I have a feeling 309 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,240 we're about to see some magic. 310 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,400 The State finds the defendant guilty 311 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,400 as charged. 312 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,850 Ta-da. 313 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,310 The fine is $200. 314 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,620 This court will suspend that until such time 315 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,620 as the defendant can defray restitution. 316 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,380 What about all our stuff? 317 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,460 The court also holds for the plaintiff... 318 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,390 ...and forbids the defendant entry... 319 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,120 ...until the said plaintiff's eviction 320 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,120 proceedings are dismissed. 321 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,360 God, I love this country. 322 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,500 I am sorry. 323 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,900 I did everything I could. 324 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,700 I did my best. 325 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,570 Are we going to jail? 326 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,480 No, of course you're not going to jail. 327 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,120 Then where are we going 328 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,120 to stay tonight? 329 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,420 It's cold tonight. 330 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,350 This way, please. 331 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,470 This sure is the best game 332 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,470 in town, Harry. We love it. 333 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:34,660 Take it easy, kid. 334 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,860 I'll take it any way I can get it. 335 00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,570 You're a pig! 336 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:45,970 Let him go. 337 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,310 Why didn't I pick the console? 338 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,980 - Hi, Mac. 339 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,980 - Hi. 340 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,150 - Is Judge Stone in yet? 341 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,150 - Yeah, he's been here for almost an hour. 342 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,690 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 343 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,630 - Why? 344 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,630 - Well, he's not in the best of moods. 345 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,960 Mac, I can imagine. 346 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:43,000 That was an awful session 347 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:43,000 he had last night. 348 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:46,040 I just thought I'd go in there 349 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:46,040 and cheer him up a little bit. 350 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:53,770 That would be the last 351 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:53,770 of the Flintstones tumbler set. 352 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,350 Mac, this is crazy. 353 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,540 Hasn't anybody tried to talk to him? 354 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:07,390 I believe that would start 355 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:07,390 the third shelf of law review books. 356 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,860 Well, I, for one, am not just gonna 357 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,860 stand here while he comes unglued. 358 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,390 That was furniture, wasn't it? 359 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,660 Uh-huh. 360 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,740 Wait a minute. 361 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:25,910 How come I got 10 bucks 362 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:25,910 and you got 50? 363 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,880 I arranged it, I did the paperwork... 364 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,350 ...I made the phone calls, 365 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,350 I drove you down there. 366 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,150 But it was my blood. 367 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:40,790 So? It was my idea. 368 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,160 Now, go rest, you look drained. 369 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,160 I'm worried. 370 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:46,700 All rise. 371 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:46,700 Criminal Court, Part Two is now in session. 372 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:49,840 The Honorable Harold T. Stone.... 373 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,540 Good Lord. 374 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,900 Sit down. 375 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,370 Sir. 376 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,670 Are you okay? 377 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,680 Hi, sir. You look like hell. 378 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,190 How much sleep you get last night, 379 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,190 five, 10 minutes? 380 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,820 I couldn't get them 381 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,820 out of my mind all night. 382 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,360 I just kept hearing that kid call me a pig. 383 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,330 It's probably because they were out 384 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,330 sleeping in your alley. 385 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,640 I'm kidding. 386 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,640 You realize how many alleys there are? 387 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:29,300 The odds of them 388 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:29,300 of actually choosing yours. 389 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,150 Your Honor, what happened to that woman 390 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,150 and her son was not your fault. 391 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,150 You had no choice. 392 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,150 You had to rule that way. 393 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:44,060 I actually heard him calling me "pig." 394 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:49,790 It was not a dream, 395 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:49,790 it wasn't a hallucination. 396 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,660 I heard him. 397 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:05,140 How about if we just get started, huh? 398 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,140 First case, Mac. 399 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,220 People v. The Wheeler Family, sir. 400 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,650 Bob, June and little Carol Anne. 401 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:18,450 Just take us right to the gas chamber, 402 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:18,450 we don't care. 403 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,890 If only they were all like you. 404 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,230 I like these people, treat them nice. 405 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,930 Your Honor, the Wheelers were found 406 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,930 on a park bench crying. 407 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,870 They were arrested for vagrancy. 408 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,670 For God sake, help us. 409 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:40,610 Institutionalize us 410 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:40,610 for the rest of our natural lives. 411 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,080 Your Honor, my clients come 412 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,080 from a small town in West Virginia. 413 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,150 Two weeks ago, 414 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,150 Mr. Wheeler lost his job... 415 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,090 ...when a tornado leveled 416 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,090 the diner he washed dishes at. 417 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,660 It also destroyed 418 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,660 the adjoining trailer park. 419 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,690 Our camper was in stall six. 420 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,420 It wasn't much. 421 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,230 Now it isn't anything. 422 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:07,010 They found one of the axles and a lamp 423 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:07,010 on top of a laundry mat in the next county. 424 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,270 I lost my dog. 425 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,970 We had to dig her collar out of a tree. 426 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,460 She was Carol Anne's only friend. 427 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,920 "Toto"? 428 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,560 God knows 429 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,560 what happened to the puppies. 430 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:36,600 That girl is wearing a potato sack. 431 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,700 I know. 432 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:42,500 They always look awful without a belt. 433 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,440 Anyway, the real McCoys here... 434 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,050 ...they decided to relocate to Florida. 435 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,550 When they were at port authority, 436 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,550 they were mugged. 437 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,050 They lost everything. 438 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,660 Their suitcases, money, wallets, clothes, 439 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,660 their daughter's Cabbage Patch-- 440 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,850 Oh, come on, you made this up. 441 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:07,560 Will I ever see Disney World now, Daddy? 442 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,300 Never, sweetheart. 443 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:14,170 Never in a million years. 444 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,210 Recess. 445 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:38,260 I'll be in my office, under my rug. 446 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,170 Boy, talk about your gloomy gusses. 447 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,140 Deciding they could make 448 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,140 no further progress in tonight's session... 449 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:54,270 ...both sides decided to pack it in 450 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:54,270 and resume talks in the morning. 451 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,850 Yeah, sure. Go home. 452 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:59,040 Stuff your faces 453 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:59,040 while I'm making soup out of ketchup. 454 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,850 Back down to you, Larry. 455 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,420 "Back down to you, Larry." 456 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:06,080 You wanna go down, Larry? 457 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:06,080 I'll show you down, Larry. 458 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:13,590 It wasn't the same. 459 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:17,700 We got trouble. 460 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,470 What kind of trouble, Mac? 461 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,700 - Remember that lady and her kid? 462 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,700 - Yeah. 463 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,180 Kid tried to rob a liquor store 464 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,180 on Broadway. 465 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,510 So he got arrested? 466 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:28,870 He got shot. 467 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,140 Harry. 468 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,750 Let's go. 469 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,660 Phil, babe. 470 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,270 It looks bad in Albany. 471 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,740 Oh, no. 472 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:55,570 No. Please. 473 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:59,340 Come on, one more pint. 474 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,780 We can squeeze it into your schedule. 475 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:06,150 It'll be fun. 476 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,790 - Guys, I wanna be the one to tell him. 477 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,790 - I just want it to be one of us, that's all. 478 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,000 Uh, Your Honor? 479 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,970 If it's about the kid, he heard already. 480 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,840 The cops gave him a call. 481 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:34,040 - When? 482 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:34,040 - Few minutes ago. 483 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,950 Right before he quit. 29631

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