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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,070 Guess who. 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,070 All right, you creep, hands off. 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,300 - Argh, Christine, he's snapping my neck. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,300 - Bull, let him go. 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,440 It's my father. 6 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:19,310 Oh, sorry. It's the '80s. I've been edgy. 7 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:21,610 Daddy, are you all right? 8 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,080 I'm okay. 9 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,120 - What's his problem? 10 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,120 - Didn't you read? 11 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:28,660 They found him up north buried in the ice 12 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:28,660 along with that dinosaur that leveled Tokyo. 13 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:34,690 Oh, now I remember. They're all nuts. 14 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:37,530 Hey, Mr. Sullivan, how you been? 15 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:37,530 Good to see you. 16 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,400 Harry Stone. Hi. 17 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,000 Especially that one. 18 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:44,300 - Sir, take a seat. Sorry. 19 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:44,300 - Yes, Dad. 20 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:47,340 Well, I don't have much time. 21 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:47,340 I'm just here meeting somebody. 22 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,600 Meeting who? 23 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:51,370 Uh, a woman. I have a date tonight. 24 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:54,520 - You got a date? 25 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:54,520 - Christine, please sit down. 26 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,280 Daddy, you got a date? 27 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,740 Kids. 28 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,480 Oh, Daddy, I'm so happy for you. 29 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,020 Christina, please. 30 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:07,320 Yeah, don't waste good saliva 31 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:07,320 on a relative. 32 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,460 What is the reason 33 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,460 for this fiesta of affection here? 34 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,100 - Tell him. 35 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,100 - None of his business. 36 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:19,470 - It's his first date in eight years. 37 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:19,470 - I guess I was wrong. 38 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,080 Ah, don't worry about it. 39 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,080 We're the sensitive, understanding types. 40 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,310 - Yeah, I got your sensitivity right here. 41 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,310 - Daddy, don't be so touchy. 42 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,750 Sometimes you have to share 43 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,750 your personal life with other human beings. 44 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,360 You haven't been with a woman 45 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,360 in eight years? 46 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,550 You notice I use the term 47 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,550 "human beings." 48 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:43,930 Ha, ha, you haven't been 49 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:43,930 with a woman in eight years? 50 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,730 What is it to you? 51 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,930 Nothing. 52 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:51,940 Just remember how Dorothy 53 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:51,940 found the Tin Man. 54 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,010 Jack, there you are. 55 00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:00,120 I get off about 10 and I brought clothes 56 00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:00,120 so you can just pick me up here, okay? 57 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,180 - Fine. 58 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,180 - Till then? 59 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:03,680 Yeah, right. 60 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:09,620 Daddy, she can't be 61 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:09,620 more than 30 years old. 62 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:13,690 - Hmm. 63 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:13,690 - Uh, better ask the Wizard for two hearts. 64 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:19,730 If you make it to the Emerald City, 65 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:19,730 you're gonna need them. 66 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,370 This court finds the defendant guilty 67 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,370 of assault, three days suspended. 68 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,280 And, Mrs. Longo, remember... 69 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:15,410 ...we all want Springsteen tickets 70 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:15,410 just as much as you do. 71 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,290 But next time, 72 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,290 wait in line like everyone else... 73 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,120 ...don't try to break in with a lead cane. 74 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,020 Flo. 75 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:26,230 Psst, psst. 76 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,270 Psst, psst, psst. 77 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:32,030 Uh, sir, if I could have just a minute? 78 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,900 It's a little early for a recess. 79 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,440 Psst, psst, psst. 80 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:40,340 But since we do have 81 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:40,340 a life-threatening emergency here. 82 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,140 - Ten minutes. 83 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,140 Thank you, sir. 84 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,750 Psst, psst.... 85 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:49,720 Our dollars could have prevented 86 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:49,720 that tragedy. 87 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,490 Oh, Daddy. 88 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:54,150 - I forgot how. 89 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:54,150 - Give me this. 90 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,230 - Stand still. 91 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,230 - I can't. I'm nervous. 92 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,660 It's the first time I been out 93 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,660 since your mother died. 94 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,330 Well, I think it's terrific. 95 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,560 It's about time 96 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,560 you started seeing someone. 97 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,900 Thank God your mother's not alive 98 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,900 to hear that. 99 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:10,110 Oh, daddy, stop feeling guilty. 100 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:10,110 You're just looking for companionship. 101 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,180 After all, it's been eight years. 102 00:04:12,350 --> 00:04:15,810 I could have waited an even decade. 103 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:18,080 There. 104 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,480 Are you sure you wanna 105 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,480 wear a tux to dinner tonight? 106 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:23,850 Your mother always liked me in a tux. 107 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,650 You're not going out 108 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,650 with Mama tonight, Daddy. 109 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,300 What's that supposed to mean? 110 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,700 Go for the gold. 111 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,300 Oh, I get it. 112 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,490 - Daddy. 113 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,490 - I'm nervous. 114 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:40,440 - I know, I know. Just think "bicycle." 115 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:40,440 - What? 116 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:44,550 I know this sound silly, but going out with 117 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:44,550 a woman tonight is like riding a bicycle. 118 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,810 Once you learn how, 119 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,810 you never forget. 120 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,140 Oh, yeah. 121 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,720 - I guess you're right. 122 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,720 - Yeah. 123 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,410 Hello, Jack. 124 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:53,850 Oh. 125 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:57,020 I just never had a 10-speed before. 126 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,390 May I say, you look absolutely lovely. 127 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,620 Well, thank you. And so do you. 128 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,740 Ooh, I love a man in a tux. 129 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,840 So did my dead wife. 130 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,970 You're gonna have oodles of fun. 131 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,210 All rise. 132 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:23,710 Be seated. 133 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,760 I'm sorry, I'm late. 134 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,150 Ready to go, sir. 135 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,060 - Everything all right, Miss Sullivan? 136 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,060 - No, sir, it's not. 137 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,250 It's my father. 138 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,830 You have to lace up his shoes 139 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,830 for him this morning? Ha, ha. 140 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,160 This isn't a laughing matter, Dan. 141 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:43,270 I called his landlady, 142 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:43,270 Dad didn't come home last night. 143 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,100 - Maybe he got sick. 144 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,100 - Maybe he got in an accident. 145 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:47,970 Maybe he got lucky. 146 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,410 Well, it was either me or Dan, 147 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,410 I figured you'd rather hear it from me. 148 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,040 Oh, come on, Miss Sullivan, 149 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,040 your dad's a big boy. 150 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:58,480 I'm sure he's fine. 151 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,280 Aren't you the one who was concerned 152 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,280 he wasn't getting enough companionship? 153 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,220 Sorry, sir. 154 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,220 It's just it never occurred to me... 155 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:08,690 ...that there was really 156 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:08,690 a chance he might get.... 157 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,530 Go ahead, I dare you. 158 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:15,230 Temporary lodgings. 159 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,930 I love it when you get wordy. 160 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:21,470 How about we get on 161 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:21,470 with the proceedings? 162 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,670 - Mac? 163 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,670 - Yeah. 164 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,940 Uh, first case, Your Honor, 165 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,940 People v. Everybody... 166 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:30,610 ...in Grammercy Apartment Building 167 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:30,610 on 53rd and Madison. 168 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,190 What's the charge? 169 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,080 Indecent exposure. 170 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,690 Invading people's privacy, 171 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,690 that's what's indecent. 172 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:41,730 Uh, Your Honor, all of these 173 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:41,730 are residents of what is, uh, termed... 174 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,160 ...a "clothing-optional" building. 175 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:46,060 - Oh, they're nudists. 176 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:46,060 - No. 177 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,600 That's an archaic term 178 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,600 that conjures up images... 179 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:52,430 ...of airbrushed families 180 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:52,430 playing volleyball in the sun. 181 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,370 We...are naturalists. 182 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,770 We...are within our rights. 183 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:01,280 They...were in the buffski. 184 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,050 On the roof, in clear view 185 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,050 of six other buildings. 186 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:09,990 We were all just minding our own business 187 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:09,990 when the police helicopter landed. 188 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:15,050 Somebody tell me 189 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:15,050 the part about the helicopter? 190 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,060 I will, Your Honor. 191 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,290 - And you are? 192 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,290 - Angela. 193 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,230 Right. 194 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:25,070 You're with them? 195 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:28,010 - You don't wear.... 196 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:28,010 - A thing. 197 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,640 Except when I'm playing tennis. 198 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:33,270 I mean, you have to use sneakers. 199 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,650 Otherwise, you get no suction. 200 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:50,030 Hose him down if you have to, Mac. 201 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:51,800 The building is a co-op... 202 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:55,170 ...and the tenants have incorporated 203 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:55,170 as a clothing-optional dwelling. 204 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:57,270 Yeah, refresh my memory, counselor... 205 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,840 ...what they do inside is their business... 206 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:02,170 ...what they do outside is ours. 207 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:05,280 But the sun is outside. 208 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:10,410 Can you imagine what our air conditioning 209 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:10,410 bills would be like if it weren't? 210 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,710 Court finds the defendants 211 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,710 guilty as charged. 212 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:16,420 Fifty-dollar fine, suspended. 213 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:16,420 Just don't do it again, okay, people? 214 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:19,290 They found us guilty of nudity. 215 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:21,330 And in the naked city yet. 216 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,430 Talk about your irony. 217 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,070 - What do we got next, Mac? 218 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,070 - More sex, sir. 219 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,460 I sense a theme. 220 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,730 Yeah, we got some prostitution 221 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,730 and some soliciting of a prostitute. 222 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,710 And as the prostitute? 223 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:41,610 Tonight starring Mary Jankowitz, 224 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:41,610 alias Easy Mary. 225 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,350 Hi, Easy. 226 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,350 Oh, ha, ha, pleased to meet you. 227 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,750 The pleasure's all mine. 228 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:53,020 Ah, ha, ha. It could be. 229 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,230 Not for all the tea in-- 230 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:03,000 And charged 231 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:03,000 with patronizing a prostitute... 232 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,370 ...Jack Sullivan, alias-- 233 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,900 Alias Christine's father. 234 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,940 Daddy. What happened? 235 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,710 I got caught with a hooker. 236 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,650 Parents say the darndest things, 237 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,650 don't they? 238 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,420 - Mac, get the arrest report on this one, huh? 239 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,420 - Yes, sir. 240 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,730 You were right, Jack, 241 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,730 she does have your eyes. 242 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,270 I'll have your eyes. 243 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,960 Whoa, Zsa Zsa. 244 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,280 You ever see Cat People? 245 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:44,900 Miss Sullivan, I can understand why you'd 246 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:44,900 find this situation a little upsetting but-- 247 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,740 A little upsetting? 248 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,940 Getting a run in your pantyhose 249 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,940 is a little upsetting. 250 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,920 This is like choking on your own vomit! 251 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,320 Hey. 252 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,620 I got family here tonight. 253 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:59,190 Yeah. Boo-hoo. 254 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,350 Miss Sullivan. 255 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:07,400 Miss Sullivan, you do know that I'm gonna 256 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:07,400 have to disqualify you from this case. 257 00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:10,100 You don't have to teach me 258 00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:10,100 the law, buster. 259 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:18,510 Uh, I'll be passing out copies of her résumé 260 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:18,510 during the recess. 261 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,240 What are you, nuts? 262 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,080 I do not wish to discuss it, Christine. 263 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,880 You do not wish to discuss it? 264 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,990 Flo, Bull, take the two down the holding. 265 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,090 We're gonna have to continue 266 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,090 your case until the next shift. 267 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,690 Take a short recess. 268 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:41,000 Sir, there's about a dozen 269 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:41,000 naked people in your office. 270 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,600 Let's make that a long recess. 271 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:48,330 If you'll excuse me... 272 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,810 ...I'll be in my office. 273 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,850 She doesn't have an office. 274 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,090 - Your Honor. 275 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,090 - I suppose you're gonna bring up... 276 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:05,250 - ...the naked people in my office. 277 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:05,250 - Yes, sir. It was on my mind. 278 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:09,300 It's that group from the clothing-optional 279 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:09,300 building that was here a few minutes ago. 280 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,660 They're staging a protest. 281 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,500 All of them? 282 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,660 She's in there too, Dan. 283 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:23,070 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 284 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,390 - Well? 285 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,390 - You got a new rug, didn't you? 286 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,050 Excuse me, Flo. 287 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:40,320 Um, I'll get some bandages. 288 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,330 In case they start sticking to the leather. 289 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,700 Hello, Your Honor. 290 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,900 Look at me. 291 00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:00,850 If I'm not out in five minutes... 292 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,710 ...give me a half an hour. 293 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,320 Uh-huh. 294 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,350 Thank you. 295 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:23,570 - Hello. 296 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:23,570 - Hello. 297 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,430 So, what's new? 298 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,970 "There is no new thing under the sun." 299 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,910 That's from Ecclesiastes. 300 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,810 Yeah, where the hell were you last night? 301 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,810 That's from me. 302 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,250 - I don't wanna discuss it. 303 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,250 - You don't wanna discuss it? 304 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:44,150 Daddy, look, I wanna discuss it. 305 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,760 I'm not trying to pry, Daddy, 306 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,760 but I am the only family you've got... 307 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,260 ...and I care about what happens to you. 308 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,800 Stop. I'm getting dizzy! 309 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:57,200 Daddy, look, 310 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:57,200 whatever happened last night... 311 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:03,900 ...no matter how sickening or disgusting, 312 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:03,900 it's your business. 313 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,640 - But-- 314 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,640 - But you're just curious. 315 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,370 - No, I'm not. 316 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,370 - Yes, you are. 317 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,810 - No, I'm not. 318 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,810 - Yes, you are. 319 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,680 No, I'm not. Yes, I am! 320 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,180 Christina... 321 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:20,520 ...I love you 322 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:20,520 more than anything else in the world... 323 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,660 ...but this is none of your business. 324 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,600 Okay. 325 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,140 I'll leave you alone then. 326 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,280 I've seen that look before. 327 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,040 Joan Crawford, Queen Bee. 328 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,550 Yvonne Craig, Mars Needs Women. 329 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,020 Oh. 330 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,390 Oh, judge, you are a real card. 331 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,290 Well, thank you, thank you, thank you. 332 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,830 - Sleeves. 333 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,830 - I beg your pardon? 334 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,330 That's why there's no really great 335 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,330 naked magicians. 336 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,840 Oh, Yes, sir. You want me to call the police 337 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,840 and have these people arrested? 338 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:14,040 Oh, why bother? They'll probably 339 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:14,040 just get bored and leave on their own, huh? 340 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,310 Sir, may I? 341 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,920 Dan, I know. 342 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:23,180 You've been training 343 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:23,180 your whole life for this moment. 344 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:27,380 I will give you my car. 345 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:32,220 Go ahead, see if you can talk 346 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:32,220 a little sense into them. 347 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,210 If we lack evidence later, 348 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,210 don't come crying to me. 349 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:56,020 Come on in. We're just hanging out. 350 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,220 So you are. 351 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,340 - Here you go, Mac. 352 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,340 - Oh, thanks, Bull. 353 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,110 - I thought you hated the new Coke. 354 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,110 - Oh, it's not for me. 355 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,940 Anyway, Mr. Fielding... 356 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:23,350 ...that's how to jump real high 357 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:23,350 for those overhead shots. 358 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,510 Yeah, okay. 359 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,220 Thanks, kids. See you later. 360 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,430 Now, Mac. 361 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,840 I owe you. 362 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,080 Your Honor, I just don't understand it. 363 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,450 My father has never had a secret from me 364 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,450 in my whole life. 365 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,120 Well, that could be, but-- 366 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:03,780 But on the other hand, if he did, 367 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:03,780 you wouldn't have known about it, right? 368 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,550 What's your point? 369 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,630 Well, we all keep secrets. 370 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,630 Everybody needs a little privacy. 371 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,030 Discretion is a better part of valor. 372 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,260 Stuff like that. 373 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,940 I think my father's right. 374 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,940 I think you're all nuts. 375 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,600 We do our best. 376 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:30,510 I just bought lunch for our regular scum. 377 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,150 Petty cash owes me. 378 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,350 What happened? 379 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,960 We held a little taste test 380 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,960 that got out of hand. 381 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,320 Never mind. 382 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,300 - Let's go. 383 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,300 - What the hell's going on? 384 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,560 I don't know. 385 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,560 I'm just the muscle on this one. 386 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,370 - Your Honor? 387 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,370 - I couldn't think of anything else to do. 388 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,940 I just wanted to hear what happened. 389 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,600 I'm curious as to what happened myself. 390 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,010 Marjorie. 391 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:04,280 Listen, about last night, 392 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:04,280 I'd really like to talk about it. 393 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,150 You really wanna talk about it? 394 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,880 You really wanna talk 395 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,880 about what happened last night? 396 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,980 Uh, maybe this isn't the right place. 397 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,220 Oh, don't mind us. 398 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,020 Go ahead, spill your guts. 399 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,190 What you did to me last night, 400 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,190 no man has ever done to me before. 401 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,700 Wait a minute. 402 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,700 This is my father you're talking about. 403 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,370 Not some two-bit hustler off the street. 404 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,140 What did you do to her last night? 405 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,180 I'll tell you what he did. 406 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,180 He deserted me, that's what he did. 407 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,520 We were having dinner, he got up, 408 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,520 he walked out, he never came back. 409 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,560 He left me stuck with the bill. 410 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,560 Ninety-five dollars. 411 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,250 Yeah, well, 412 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,250 at least he dumped you in a nice place. 413 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:52,030 Marjorie, I'd like to try to explain. 414 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,630 Good night, Jack. 415 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,460 Marjorie, listen to me. 416 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,470 I really wanted us to have a good time 417 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,470 last night, I really did. 418 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,510 There I was in a glamorous restaurant 419 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,510 with an extremely beautiful girl at my side-- 420 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,810 So you decided to leave. How romantic. 421 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,880 Marjorie, I'm afraid I left 422 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,880 long before I walked out. 423 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,410 All those confused? 424 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,220 This doesn't make sense. 425 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,390 Have you ever heard 426 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,390 an old song on the radio... 427 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,590 ...that reminded you 428 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,590 of a particular time in your life? 429 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,300 Or a taste or a smell 430 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,300 that reminded you of a specific moment? 431 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,840 Sure. I have. 432 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,240 Please, go on. 433 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,050 - Yes, I suppose-- 434 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,050 - Oh, it's happened to all of us. 435 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,780 And it happened to me last night. 436 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,390 I heard some glasses clink. 437 00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:48,750 Some glasses clink. 438 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,260 Great. He had a fever. 439 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,260 That explains everything. 440 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,950 I know. I know it sounds silly... 441 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,530 ...but when we were sitting there 442 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,530 talking last night... 443 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,640 ...I heard some glasses clink... 444 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,860 ...and I remembered a night, 445 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,860 a long time ago. 446 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,810 It was in the first apartment 447 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,810 that Linda and I had after we were married. 448 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,680 We had just had dinner, 449 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,680 something fried, I think. 450 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,780 She fried 451 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,780 just about everything back then. 452 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,310 I remember I was sitting in the living room 453 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,310 listening to a baseball game on the radio. 454 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,880 Linda was in the kitchen 455 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,880 doing the dishes. 456 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:29,930 And as I sat there, being lulled to sleep 457 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:29,930 by the radio announcer's voice... 458 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,260 ...I heard the glasses clink 459 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,260 as she washed them. 460 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:42,400 And I remembered I felt warm 461 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:42,400 and happy and content. 462 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,750 It was as though she had clinked them 463 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,750 together, you know, on purpose... 464 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:52,480 ...as a signal, maybe, 465 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:52,480 just to let me know she was there. 466 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,280 Just to let me know she cared. 467 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,390 That's funny, isn't it? 468 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,960 After all the good times, all the bad times 469 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,960 during 35 years of marriage... 470 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,290 ...I remember some glasses clinking. 471 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,670 I'm just not ready yet. 472 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,310 Anybody got any Tums? 473 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,250 I can't help it. 474 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,590 I get emotional, I get gas. 475 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:38,260 Well, listen, maybe when you are ready... 476 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,990 ...we'll just take it slowly, okay? 477 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,570 "Slowly." 478 00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:49,070 What a romantic adverb. 479 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,350 Till later. 480 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,790 Oh, Daddy. 481 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,760 Well, come on, gang, 482 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,760 we gotta go and, uh.... 483 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,760 Get those naked people 484 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,760 out of your office. 485 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,400 Right. 486 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,100 You two take care. 487 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,140 And, uh, Mr. Sullivan, 488 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,140 remember you're still under arrest... 489 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,970 - ...so don't wander off or anything. 490 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,970 - Yes, sir. 491 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,170 Thank you, Your Honor. 492 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:27,850 Stay away from that nut, Christine. 493 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,750 Oh, daddy, ha, ha. 494 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,720 Now tell me about that hooker. 495 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,620 Well, after I left Marjorie, 496 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,620 I wandered around for hours... 497 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,880 ...and I ended up in an all-night diner. 498 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,220 That's where I ran into Mary. 499 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,220 Been a while since I'd seen her. 500 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:43,360 - Tsk, Daddy. 501 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:43,360 - High school to be exact. 502 00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,230 We were in the same class. 503 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,000 That's where she got the name Easy. 504 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,700 She was voted most likely to. 505 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:56,740 Most likely to what? 506 00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,040 That was it, "most likely to." 507 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,150 I love you, Daddy. 508 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,220 I love you too, peaches. 509 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,720 Thank you. Thank you very much. 510 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,080 Thank you for helping us. 511 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,520 You made the right decision. Thank you. 512 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,520 Barn door open there. 513 00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:13,750 Thank you. 514 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,860 Thank you all. Thank you very much. 515 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,360 - Thank you. Good night, Angela. 516 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,360 - Good night. 517 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:22,130 Ah, thanks for the workout, Dan. 518 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,540 I swear, I don't think anybody's 519 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,540 ever made me jog in place... 520 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:30,580 ...for so long in my whole life. 521 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,410 No pain, no gain. 522 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,750 Mr. Lollar. 523 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,820 I'll never leave. 524 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:49,520 Not until our cause 525 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:49,520 is sung across the land. 526 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,960 Also, I wanna finish watching this movie. 527 00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:56,800 Mr. Lollar, it's after 2 a.m. If you could-- 528 00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:00,270 Oh, look, it's over. 529 00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:00,270 You made me miss the ending. 530 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,770 Mr. Lollar. 531 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,740 Mr. Lollar, this really isn't necessary. 532 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,080 What so proudly we hail 533 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,250 Some of us more than others. 32527

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