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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,100 It's true, Miss... 2 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,970 ...Corland. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:14,970 First bailiff résumé I've ever seen 4 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:14,970 with an 8-by-10 glossy attached. 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,310 - Well, I used to be an actress. 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,310 - Uh-huh. 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:22,140 But now I'm, like, really into justice. 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,720 And we're glad you are. 9 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:29,420 - Yeah? 10 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:29,420 - Harry, I was-- 11 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:32,920 Break a leg. 12 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,730 Come on in, Dan. Miss Corland, 13 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,730 this is our assistant district attorney. 14 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,200 Hi. Dan Fielding, 15 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,200 a sucker for a woman in uniform. 16 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:40,700 Hi. 17 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:44,000 - There's a dozen more applicants out there. 18 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:44,000 - Right. 19 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,470 Miss Corland, this is Bull Shannon. 20 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,470 He's our senior bailiff. 21 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,550 Mr. Shannon, 22 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,550 it's such a pleasure to meet you. 23 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:53,410 I've admired your work for years. 24 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,820 Thank you. 25 00:00:55,980 --> 00:01:00,420 Yes, he's provided some 26 00:00:55,980 --> 00:01:00,420 of the greatest moments in bailiff history. 27 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:06,320 Judge Stone, will there be anything else? 28 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:08,830 No. 29 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,430 I'll make my decision next week. 30 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:14,190 I'm pulling for you. 31 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:15,840 Thank you. 32 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,670 Goodbye. 33 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,640 Some brass, huh? 34 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,620 Pride in the uniform, pride in the job. 35 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:30,780 - I'll make a note of that. 36 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:30,780 - I'll look forward to your decision. 37 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:34,860 I'll bet you are, Bull. It must be tough 38 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:34,860 working with one temporary after another. 39 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,690 Hi, everybody. 40 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,060 Hi, Dirk. 41 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:43,860 Case in point? 42 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:48,200 Harry, please consider hiring someone 43 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:48,200 in the vertebrate family. 44 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:53,970 What is it, Dirk? 45 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:57,100 - Prisoners' manifest. 46 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:57,100 - Thanks. 47 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,270 Oh, I took Grayson down 48 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,270 to Women's Detention for you. 49 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,710 - Women's Detention? 50 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,710 - Yeah. 51 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,440 Dirk, Grayson's a man. 52 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,920 No. 53 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:14,960 - But there was a dress. 54 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:14,960 - It was a man wearing a dress. 55 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,400 Dirk, didn't you notice 56 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,400 the three days' growth... 57 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:18,900 ...and the full mustache? 58 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:23,970 Well, I thought 59 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:23,970 she was a little severe-looking. 60 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:28,670 - Where is he now? 61 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:28,670 - Right below us, Room 1706. 62 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,840 Seventeen-oh-six? 63 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,840 Isn't that where they do the--? 64 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,280 Strip search. 65 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,990 I'm going to get a ribbing for this one, 66 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,990 aren't I, sir? 67 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,910 Evening, Your Honor. 68 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,120 - Hi, Dirk. 69 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,120 - Well, today's Friday. 70 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:47,550 Yeah, it is. 71 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,630 - The big day. 72 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,630 - Uh-huh. 73 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:55,090 You're announcing who's gonna fill 74 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:55,090 the permanent bailiff position. 75 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:57,530 Yeah, I am. 76 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,970 I've been praying. 77 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:05,470 - So I see. 78 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:05,470 - Real aluminum. 79 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:07,400 Very nice. 80 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,710 Of course, 81 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,710 Mom's been lighting candles for me... 82 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,870 ...but I figure now it's in his hands. 83 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,360 Dirk, your faith is obviously very strong, 84 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,360 but I'm sure you've learned... 85 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:25,150 ...that you don't get everything you want 86 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:25,150 out of life just because you ask God for it. 87 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,260 Gramps is flying in for the party. 88 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,970 - Has court started yet? 89 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,970 - No. 90 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,070 - Oh, thank God. 91 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,070 - And you are...? 92 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:44,080 - Christine Sullivan, legal aid. 93 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:44,080 - Phil Sanders, scum. 94 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:48,680 - I'm looking forward to working with you. 95 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:48,680 - Yeah, me too. 96 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,280 You notice that eye thing 97 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,280 we had going there? 98 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,690 - It's Dan, isn't it? 99 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,690 - Yes. 100 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,850 - Well, hello there. 101 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,850 - You don't remember me, do you? 102 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,800 Of course I do. Mardi Gras, New Orleans, 103 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,800 '76, French Quarter, snake dance. 104 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:07,460 Christine Sullivan, legal aid, 105 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:07,460 I was here a year ago. 106 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,370 That was my second choice. Well, I swear 107 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,370 I'll never forget you again as long as I live. 108 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,640 You probably won't. 109 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,640 I've been assigned here permanently. 110 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,110 You're the best. 111 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,150 Psst. Mac. 112 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:27,080 Your Honor? 113 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,280 Yeah, I'm in here. 114 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,690 No, in the hallway. 115 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,200 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 116 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:41,330 You know, it sounded so muffled, 117 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:41,330 and what with you always playing jokes.... 118 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,370 Why doesn't Bull announce me? 119 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,370 I've been here for five minutes. 120 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,300 - He didn't show up. 121 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,300 - What? 122 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:50,940 Bull didn't show up for work. 123 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:50,940 Dirk's gonna do it. 124 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,210 - Dirk? 125 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,210 - Uh-huh. 126 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,610 All rise. 127 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,680 Please? 128 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:10,230 Criminal court part two is now in session, 129 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:10,230 the Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 130 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,070 You may be seated. 131 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,970 Look what the cat done drug in. 132 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,630 - Hello, Judge Stone. 133 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,630 - Christine. Christine Sullivan. 134 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:23,210 I'm honored you remember me. 135 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,870 - Don't tell me you've been assigned here? 136 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,870 - Yes. 137 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:29,640 Well, feather my feet 138 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:29,640 and start me grinning. 139 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:32,880 As usual, sir, you speak for all of us. 140 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,520 - Remember Mac? 141 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,520 - Yes, of course. 142 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,780 - How are you? 143 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,780 - Hi. Fine. 144 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,450 Hey, that is a neat outfit. 145 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,920 - Is that felt? 146 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,920 - No. 147 00:06:39,090 --> 00:06:40,360 Well, it is now. 148 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:44,890 You were here about a year ago, 149 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:44,890 weren't you? We had some problems. 150 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,430 - Yes, we did, but we solved them. 151 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,430 - Yes, we did. 152 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:52,010 You know, as I recall, I thought you were 153 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:52,010 ignoring me and not letting me finish my-- 154 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:55,300 - Mac, what's first? 155 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:55,300 - People v. Hoover, solicitation. 156 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,540 --sentences. 157 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,410 I'm worried about Bull. 158 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,410 He should've been here an hour ago. 159 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:01,610 - Then why don't you give him a call? 160 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:01,610 - Right. 161 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,010 Oh, hi, Judge Stone. 162 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,520 - Hi, Roberta. How're you doing? 163 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,520 - Just swell. 164 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:08,490 - Say, I love what you've done to your hair. 165 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:08,490 - Thanks. 166 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,090 It's about time somebody noticed it. 167 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:12,890 - Your Honor-- 168 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:12,890 - Oh, that's all right. 169 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,830 You haven't seen me in a while. 170 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,830 I wouldn't expect you to mention it. 171 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:20,390 Ain't it? 172 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,660 Excuse me, 173 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,660 if I could proceed with my defense? 174 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,360 Defense? She approached 175 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,360 an undercover officer and said: 176 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,810 "Give me 100 bucks, 177 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,810 and I'll make your teeth sweat." 178 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:32,470 - Sir, I realize-- 179 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:32,470 - Roberta, are you guilty of soliciting? 180 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,140 - Don't-- 181 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,140 - Yes. 182 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,220 --answer that. 183 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,110 All right, that's a $50 fine 184 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,110 and time served. 185 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,690 - Next case. Good seeing you, Roberta. 186 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,690 - You too, Your Honor. 187 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:47,430 Um.... Your Honor, it happened again. 188 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,360 - What happened again? 189 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,360 - You didn't even let me finish my... 190 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:52,090 - Mac, is there any word? 191 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:52,090 - No, sir. 192 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:54,000 - ...defense. 193 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:54,000 - Kind of a rhythm thing. 194 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,600 You'll be jumping into conversations 195 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,600 within the year. 196 00:07:56,770 --> 00:08:00,710 I even called Bull's landlord, sir. 197 00:07:56,770 --> 00:08:00,710 He said Bull didn't come home last night. 198 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,110 - Now I'm worried. 199 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,110 - Maybe he got lucky. 200 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,840 Yeah, the circus is in town. 201 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,380 - Dan. 202 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,380 - There he is. 203 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,750 Bull? 204 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,970 He's splashed. 205 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,740 Meet the gang. 206 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,990 Come on. 207 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,990 Let's get him in here. 208 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,590 Are they a great bunch of people 209 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,590 or what? 210 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,750 - Yeah. Real troupers. 211 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,750 - Yeah. 212 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:59,030 I think the bearded lady likes you. 213 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:02,870 Lips that touch mustache wax 214 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:02,870 shall never touch mine. 215 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,010 Put him on the sofa, guys. 216 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,630 - Anything I can do to help, Your Honor? 217 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,630 - No, we can handle it from here. 218 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:12,340 - He's lucky to have a friend like you. 219 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:12,340 - Yeah, thanks very much, Dirk. 220 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:16,680 - May the Lord bless thee and keep thee. 221 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:16,680 - I appreciate it, Dirk. 222 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,380 Are you all right? 223 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:22,080 - Can I get you anything? 224 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:22,080 - Not a thing, thanks. 225 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,120 Who the hell are you? 226 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:30,600 I'm Christine Sullivan. We met last year. 227 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:30,600 I'm the new defense attorney. 228 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:35,800 You smell nummy. 229 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,980 - Bull, I'm ashamed of you. 230 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,980 - It was just an innocent sniff, Harry. 231 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:44,200 - I'm talking about the drinking. 232 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:44,200 - The piña coladas were nummy too. 233 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:48,340 I must have a couple of dozen 234 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:48,340 of these little paper umbrellas. 235 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,250 Bull, I wanna know why you got drunk. 236 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,590 Because I was toasting my friend Selma, 237 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,590 that's why. 238 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,490 And she deserved every one 239 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,490 I could think of. 240 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,690 Selma. 241 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:11,160 Well, hey, why all the long faces? 242 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:11,160 We're supposed to be having fun today. 243 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:14,170 Today's the day we replace Selma. 244 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:20,180 Out with the old, in with the new 245 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:20,180 Get sick and die, we'll replace you too 246 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,920 Whoa. 247 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,390 Come on, let's have a seat over here, 248 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,390 big fella. 249 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,720 Good God, am I tall. 250 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,900 - Who's Selma? 251 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,900 - Bailiff that used to work here. 252 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,930 She died six months ago. 253 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,930 They were close. 254 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,620 So after we rode the elephants... 255 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,790 ...we all climbed 256 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,790 into this teeny little fire engine. 257 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:44,440 - Bull? 258 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:44,440 - Yo. 259 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,010 I just heard about Selma. I'm really sorry. 260 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,310 You're sorry? 261 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,450 - How do you think I feel? 262 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,450 - Hey, listen, I didn't mean-- 263 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,920 It was my best friend that died, 264 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,920 not yours. 265 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,680 Bull. 266 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,680 - Yo. 267 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:03,650 We all cared about Selma very much. 268 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,090 But there comes a time where you gotta 269 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,090 stop grieving, and you go on living. 270 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,600 What did you do to your hair? 271 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,000 - Listen, Bull-- 272 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,000 - Why did Selma have to die, Harry? 273 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:20,840 I mean, why couldn't it be 274 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:20,840 some sicko scum out there instead of her? 275 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:30,110 I want some answers, 276 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:30,110 and I want them now! 277 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,380 Oh, yeah. So we were in this bar, 278 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,380 see, and Elmo-- 279 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:40,590 - Elmo's the little guy in the ringmaster suit. 280 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:40,590 - He's in la-la land, sir. 281 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,460 Sir, maybe it would help if we got 282 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,460 some coffee and sandwiches into him. 283 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:49,730 You know, maybe it would help if we got 284 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:49,730 some coffee and sandwiches into him. 285 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,740 Christine? 286 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,300 - Good idea, sir. 287 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,300 - Let's go to the cafeteria. 288 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,600 - Right. 289 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,600 - Mac, you try to juggle the docket. 290 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,250 - This could take a little while. 291 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,250 All right. 292 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,780 Dan, keep Bull here 293 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,780 and keep an eye on him. 294 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,390 I don't want him roaming around 295 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,390 in this condition. 296 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,020 So we took the ring of fire and-- 297 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,590 - I'll humor him till it hurts. 298 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,590 - I'll be right back. 299 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,730 Yeah, yeah. 300 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:22,030 Anyway, I'm leaving. 301 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,640 Oh, wait, no. 302 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,640 Bull, Harry said to stay here. 303 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,930 Get out of my way, Dan. 304 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:29,080 Now, I have specific instructions 305 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:29,080 not to let you leave. 306 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,480 Move, or I will invent the human pretzel. 307 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,950 I have my instructions. 308 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,070 - Did you hear something? 309 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,070 - No. 310 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Sounded like a cat caught in a winepress. 311 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,360 Don't just stand there. Untie me. 312 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,630 - What happened? 313 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,630 - Bull decided to go for a walk. 314 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,170 I tried to stop him, 315 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,170 and, boom, twisted mister. 316 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,400 Sir, I wa-- 317 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,540 Oh, my Lord. 318 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:36,470 Dan, are you in pain? 319 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,270 - No, not really. 320 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,270 Well, great. 321 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:42,180 Then hold it right there 322 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:42,180 while I go get my camera. 323 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:46,950 - Mac. 324 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:46,950 - Looks like one of those damn Picassos. 325 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,350 All right, I'll pay for help. 326 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,620 - What happened? 327 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,620 - Bull's on the loose. 328 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,700 - Maybe we should search the building. 329 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,700 - No reason for that, sir. 330 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,390 When he gets upset, he either 331 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,390 goes to the basement, sits by the furnace... 332 00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,800 ...or he goes up to the... 333 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,640 ...roof. 334 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,740 Not again. 335 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,270 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 336 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,270 - It's all right. 337 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,400 Nothing a few pins 338 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,400 and a few steel rods can't fix. 339 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,210 Well, there he is, just like always. 340 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,980 Yeah. So I wonder where he got the cape. 341 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,450 Oh, no. 342 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,450 - Mac, hold on to me, huh? 343 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,450 - I'm right here, sir. 344 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,790 In fact, look, tie that, would you? 345 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,790 Just in case. 346 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,590 - Uh-huh. 347 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,590 - Bull? 348 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,430 Bull, talk to me. 349 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:39,940 The night has a thousand eyes. 350 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,240 I'll send for some burgers. 351 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,500 Sir? 352 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,410 - Let me have a shot at him. 353 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,410 - If she misses, it's my turn. 354 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,020 If you don't mind, 355 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,020 I'd rather deal with this myself-- 356 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,590 - I minored in psychology in school-- 357 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,590 - Miss Sullivan. 358 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,280 - Depression was my best subject. I got B's. 359 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,280 - Please. 360 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,360 Go away. 361 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,290 It's because I'm a woman, isn't it? 362 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:05,230 Rock always told Doris Day yes 363 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:05,230 when she asked him this question. 364 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,730 No, Miss Sullivan, 365 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,730 it's not that you're a woman. 366 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,460 It's that, at this moment, you're a pest. 367 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,100 Fine. Then you'll just excuse me 368 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,100 while I go drink a cup of insecticide. 369 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,840 - Fine. Fine. 370 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,840 - Fine. 371 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,880 This is when Doris would always 372 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,880 storm out of the room and.... 373 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,050 Bingo. 374 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,740 Bull, come on down. Let's talk, huh? 375 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,740 We always end up doing that anyway. 376 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,820 Why not sooner than later, huh? 377 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:32,250 - Bull? 378 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:32,250 I think I'm gonna be sick. 379 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,950 Oh, no, big guy. Come on, no. 380 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:38,090 At least go around to the alley side, 381 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:38,090 huh? Come-- Oh! 382 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,330 On second thought, 383 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,330 I'd like to cancel that order. 384 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,370 Bull, please come down. 385 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,300 I'm afraid, in your condition, 386 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,300 you're gonna hurt yourself. 387 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,380 Don't worry about him. I'm with him. 388 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,810 Christine? 389 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,850 It'll be a shame to let her die 390 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,850 without experiencing me. 391 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,550 Get away from me. 392 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,550 Bull, come here. 393 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,720 Get away from me. 394 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:08,120 Bull, come here. 395 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,320 Get away from me. 396 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,320 Bull, come-- 397 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,530 - What happened? 398 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,530 - I don't know. I can't see a thing. 399 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,430 They moved away from the edge. 400 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,910 Now, why would they do 401 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,910 a silly thing like that? 402 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,870 Mac, would you get that? 403 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,380 Hello? 404 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:32,820 What? 405 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:36,150 Yeah, yeah, I will. 406 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:36,150 That was the building manager. 407 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,660 Something fell off the roof 408 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,660 right over your office. 409 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,590 Oh, God. 410 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,730 Move. She's not as light as she looks. 411 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:52,500 - They said something fell. 412 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:52,500 My cape. 413 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:55,730 She thought it was me and passed out. 414 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,310 - Oh, that poor man. 415 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,310 - No, no, Bull's okay. He's right here. 416 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,650 His cape fell. You fainted. 417 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,880 - Just like a woman, right? 418 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,880 No. 419 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,620 Just like a scared human being. 420 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:15,630 Mac, why don't you take her to the nurse's 421 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:15,630 office, and get her checked over, huh? 422 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,960 Yeah. Come on. 423 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,960 Then we'll get a cup of coffee. 424 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,040 Wait a minute. 425 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,080 Thank you for trying to help. 426 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,640 Whoever you are. 427 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,380 Dan. 428 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:42,290 I'm sorry I rearranged you. 429 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,320 It's all right, big guy. 430 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:56,000 Besides, what the hell can I do about it? 431 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:05,410 So you're starting to edge your way 432 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:05,410 back into our lucid world, huh? 433 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,880 I'm sorry, Harry. 434 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:10,880 - Did getting drunk solve your problem? 435 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:10,880 - No. 436 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:15,690 I still got the problem, 437 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:15,690 plus I got sick and ruined a cab. 438 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,950 Listen, Bull, for what it's worth, 439 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,950 I think I know how you feel. 440 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,430 I've been through stuff like this 441 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,430 in my life. 442 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,660 It just seems so unfair, Harry. 443 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,330 I mean, I thought I understood things. 444 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:36,910 And then Selma died, and now.... 445 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,610 Now I don't know 446 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,610 what the hell's going on. 447 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,450 What's life all about, Harry? 448 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,820 I don't know, Bull. 449 00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:00,960 I don't know why we live, 450 00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:00,960 and I don't know why we die. 451 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,330 But I do know... 452 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,140 ...that as long as we're here... 453 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:12,410 ...we better hold on to each other 454 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:12,410 real tight. 455 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,830 In case you're interested, 456 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,830 the music has stopped. 457 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,600 - What can I do for you? 458 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,600 - I'm here for the job. 459 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,750 What job is that? 460 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,380 What is this, a wet suit? 461 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,380 Well, we interviewed for bailiffs 462 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,380 last week. 463 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,280 I'm late. 464 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,720 Now, do I get the job or what? 465 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,890 Well, there are certain procedural things 466 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,890 that we do, such as checking references. 467 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,550 I don't have any. 468 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,260 Well, that streamlines things. 469 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,260 How about experience? 470 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,700 I'm a bailiff. 471 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,430 - For how long? 472 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,430 - A hundred and six years. 473 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:18,180 What's with the hair? 474 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,810 I know he looks funny, 475 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,810 but don't say anything about it. 476 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,680 You are a weird man. 477 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,190 Can I keep her, Harry? 478 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:46,030 - Why do I suddenly feel like a hamster? 479 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:46,030 - It's a long story. 480 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,140 - I don't wanna hear it. 481 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,140 - You're hired. 482 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,470 - Bull, you wanna show her around? 483 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,470 - Come on. 484 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,950 I'll go show you where we stand 485 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,950 for eight hours a night. 486 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,950 I quit. 487 00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,240 You can lean on me if you want. 488 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:04,120 Well, how about 489 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:04,120 if I just hang a swing on your arm? 490 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,150 Alrighty. 491 00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,230 I'll be needing a raise. 492 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:19,300 Dirk, I got an idea. 493 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:23,380 I'll go with you to the banquet, 494 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:23,380 and I'll explain it to your folks. 495 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,580 No. 496 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,740 They'd kill you. 497 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,380 - Good night. 498 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,380 - Good night, Your Honor. 499 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,550 It's after work. You can call me Harry. 500 00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:38,830 Someday. 501 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:40,930 Christine. 502 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,260 Wanna go grab a bite? 503 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,160 I can't. I'm busy. 504 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560 I'm going to Dirk's party. 505 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560 Bull said there'll be a ton of food there. 506 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:56,670 Must've cost him a fortune. 507 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,160 Are you all right? 508 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,620 - Hangover. 509 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,620 - Serves you right. 510 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:23,530 Anybody that abuses alcohol should be 511 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:23,530 punished with violent headaches... 512 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:27,040 ...the kind that makes your eyes fall out. 513 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,610 Thank you. 514 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:33,270 For what? 515 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:36,710 Selma used to care enough 516 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:36,710 to yell at me too. 517 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,820 Say, tell me something. 518 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,520 What was this Selma like? 519 00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:50,290 Well, she was kind of abrasive. 520 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,530 She was short. 521 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,370 And she had a funny voice. 522 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,400 How pathetic. 523 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,060 Quite a story, huh? 524 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:25,360 I laughed, I cried. It became a part of me. 31295

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