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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:07,548 [Dry Bread's "Yamar"] 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:12,469 ? ? 3 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:15,431 - ? Used to be a barefoot girl ? 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,099 ? A-walkin' round the yard ? 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,102 [energetic soft rock music] 6 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:23,272 ? Now she get to be a woman ? 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,607 ? She lookin' really fine ? 8 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,735 ? Sing this song, children ? 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,904 ? Yamar, Yamar, Yamar, Yamar, Yamar, Yamar, Yamar ? 10 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,573 ? You're no good for her ? 11 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,074 ? Whoo! ? 12 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,701 ? ? 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,619 - Good morning. 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,788 - To what do I owe the pleasure of a greeting at the door? 15 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,081 - Well, I just wanted to be the first one 16 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,791 to congratulate you on receiving 17 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,460 the Courage in Comedy Award. 18 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,836 - Oh. 19 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:46,962 I haven't heard of that one, but that's nice. 20 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,005 - There'll be an event where 21 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,465 you'll be presented the award, 22 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,633 which is great for, you know, visibility. 23 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,136 Network is sponsoring it, so we'll all be there. 24 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,679 - Oh, I see. 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,931 So the network is buying publicity for the show 26 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,391 is what you're actually saying? 27 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,642 - A shot in the arm couldn't hurt. 28 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,144 - Oh, God. 29 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,645 Please give me some news I can feel good about. 30 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,814 - Unfortunately, that was the good news. 31 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,232 The bad news is Cher is 32 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,650 dropping out as a guest tomorrow. 33 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,569 - What? Why? 34 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,737 - She, quote, 35 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,655 "Doesn't want to do it." 36 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,824 - [sighs] God. - Don't worry. 37 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,159 Talent is scrambling. 38 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,036 I will check in with them right now. 39 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,287 [sighs] 40 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,290 Fucking Cher. 41 00:01:24,578 --> 00:01:26,668 - What's going on? 42 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:27,961 - Oh. 43 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,505 Um, I decided we should celebrate 44 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,507 all this month's birthdays in the office at once. 45 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,175 Some people don't like attention 46 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,094 and I don't want to spring non-consensual cupcakes 47 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,097 on anyone because, obviously, that can trigger people. 48 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,848 [balloons popping] 49 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,266 Oh, oh! 50 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,518 [balloons popping rapidly] 51 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,519 Come on. 52 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,520 Don't do it again. 53 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,064 [balloons popping rapidly] 54 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:52,528 [balloon hissing] 55 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,696 - This is an office, not a bowling alley. 56 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,031 - I'm just trying to be a good boss. 57 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,407 - You don't have to do all this. 58 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,867 It's enough you pay for their lunches. 59 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,160 - I don't pay for them. 60 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,787 I subsidize the writers' lunches 61 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,206 because the studio caps orders at $9, 62 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,042 which in your world is the equivalent of one Pellegrino. 63 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,794 - When are you going to learn you can't be their friend? 64 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,962 - Why, because I'm their boss? 65 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,464 - No, because you're annoying. 66 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,717 - Oh. 67 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,386 - I talked to talent. 68 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,721 The new DC show "Wolf Girl" got pushed up, 69 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,224 so we were able to book the lead, Ruby Rojas. 70 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,226 - Oh. 71 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,561 - Ruby Rojas? 72 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,854 - That's what I said, yeah. 73 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,730 - Great job, Rob. 74 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,732 - Great get. Great get. 75 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,067 Great get. 76 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,694 - A-am I missing something? 77 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,487 - Yes. Ruby and I dated. 78 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,573 I almost married her, in my opinion. 79 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,825 - You're going to have to sign a conflict of interest form. 80 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,828 [soft upbeat music] 81 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,079 ? ? 82 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,581 [knock at door] - Hello. 83 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,040 - Hi. - Yeah. 84 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,375 Just checking to see if you need anything else 85 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,586 from me before I leave for Wyoming. 86 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,713 I finally found a supplier that will provide 87 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,548 the right amount of bear urine that we need 88 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,966 to keep away the coyotes. 89 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:59,803 It's a proprietary blend of black and grizzly. 90 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,263 - Oh, wonderful. 91 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,723 - Yeah. I'm really excited about it. 92 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,558 - And where are we on the candle rotation? 93 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,603 - Cardamom, cardamom, eucalyptus, sandalwood, 94 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,688 cardamom, and then I'm back on Monday. 95 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,106 - Oh, you're gone that long? 96 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,733 - Well, the TSA will not give me the exception 97 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,610 to fly with the amount of bear piss that we need, 98 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,904 so I'm renting a U-Haul and driving. 99 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:17,905 - Well, have a good trip. 100 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,281 - Thank you. See ya. 101 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,993 [phone buzzing] 102 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,453 - Hey! - There you are. 103 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,954 - Yeah, so sorry about the phone tag. 104 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,664 Service is bad in here. 105 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,666 Just finishing up a quick set. 106 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,084 [strains] 107 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,085 [grunts] 108 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,128 - Should you be doing that? 109 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,296 - I have to. 110 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,589 Fricking ten days overdue 111 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,132 and this is supposed to trigger labor. 112 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,467 [grunts] 113 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,469 If not, though, we induce on Friday. 114 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,596 Which is kind of why I wanted to talk. 115 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,473 I really feel like I need somebody here 116 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,058 that I trust, you know? 117 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,101 - Oh, honey, I would love to come, 118 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,978 but it really would be risky 119 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,022 for me to bring in a guest host this early. 120 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,149 - Oh, no, not you. Josefina. 121 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,651 [grunts] - Oh. 122 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,361 - Well, I know how busy the show is. 123 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,862 You know, and you can meet him any time. 124 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,280 Plus, I really don't need 125 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,823 you seeing what I'm eating these days. 126 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,367 - [chuckles] - [grunts] 127 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,452 - Well, Josefina would be happy to, I'm sure. 128 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,620 She loves babies. 129 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,955 - [sputters] 130 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,956 Thank God. 131 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,582 - One word of advice. 132 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,917 Do not let the nurses talk you into breastfeeding. 133 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,001 There's absolutely nothing wrong 134 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,336 with giving them baby formula. 135 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,754 As long as it's from Europe. 136 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,297 - [grunts] No, I can't breastfeed. 137 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,424 I don't want to take the rings out. 138 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,968 [grunts] 139 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,010 Oh! - Did- 140 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,220 did your water just break? 141 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,556 - Huh? [panting] 142 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,975 No, I think that's just piss. 143 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:28,976 - Oh. 144 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,686 [upbeat music] 145 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,854 - ? Chuka-ja, chuka-ja, chuka-ja, yeah, yeah ? 146 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,690 ? Chuka-ja-ja-ja, chuka-ja ? 147 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,733 ? Chuka-ja, chuka-ja, chuka-ja, yeah, yeah ? 148 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,694 ? Chuka-ja-ja-ja, chuka-ja ? 149 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,862 ? Chuka, chuka, chuka, chuka, chuka-ja, yeah, yeah ? 150 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,197 ? Chuka-ja-ja-ja, chuka-ja ? 151 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,532 ? Chuka, chuka, chuka ? 152 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,658 ? Chuka, chuka-ja ? 153 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,702 - Excuse me! Hi. 154 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,370 Do you have time for a quick makeover? 155 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,955 - Sorry, we're not even open yet. 156 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,623 - Please. 157 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,042 I'm not just any customer, I'm an Americana resident. 158 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,210 - OK? 159 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,586 - I'm seeing my ex today 160 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:59,172 and she's, like, a 9.5 without makeup. 161 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,507 - Damn. 162 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,050 OK, well, let's do it. 163 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,343 You are getting a beauty mark, though. 164 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:06,888 And I get to decide where and how big. 165 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,140 - All right. 166 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,891 - Come on. It'll be great. 167 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,059 - ? Keeps me feeling good ? 168 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,811 ? Feeling good ? 169 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,397 - [knocks] Hello, hello. 170 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,398 - Hey. 171 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,899 - Where's my hug? 172 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,067 [chuckles] - How are you? 173 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,736 - Oh, I'm chilling. 174 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,903 How are you? - Good. 175 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,572 You look great. 176 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,074 Um, I don't think I remember that beauty mark. 177 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,576 - Oh, yeah. Well, you know me. 178 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,744 Woman of mystery. 179 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,078 [loud clattering] Oh, shit! 180 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,538 - Oh, my God! Are you OK? - I'm good, yeah. 181 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,123 That's chill. This happens all the time. 182 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,291 - You sure? - No worries. 183 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,709 - OK. [chuckles] - Listen, um... 184 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,878 I know you and Deborah 185 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,380 don't have great feelings. 186 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,715 Probably mutually. 187 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,258 Your way or your direction, more so, 188 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,593 but, um, 189 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,261 I just wanted to say I hope- 190 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:50,515 hope you won't let our stuff affect the interview. 191 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,893 - Yeah, um, I'm a professional. 192 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,935 I-I think I got it. 193 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,604 - Right, right. 194 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,646 Cool. [chuckles softly] 195 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,565 - By the way, congrats. 196 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,943 Looks like it was all worth it after all. 197 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:03,071 - Yeah. 198 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,449 You know, um, I ran into Fabriziana. 199 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,159 She said you were seeing someone. 200 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,078 I'm really happy for you, by the way. 201 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,039 - Thank you. Yes, um, I am. 202 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,583 I'm sorry if it was weird hearing it from her. 203 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,793 - No, no. 204 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,461 And I'm sorry if it's weird 205 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,630 for you to hear that I'm also seeing someone. 206 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,631 - Great. 207 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,632 - As well as another person. 208 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,966 Two people. - Oh. 209 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,802 - I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. 210 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,303 - Love. 211 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,515 - Being supah bi. 212 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,017 - Amazing. 213 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,102 - [exhaling] Ch-ch-ch- 214 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,311 anyway, um, great to see you. 215 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,354 I should probably head- 216 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,356 head on down to, uh, 217 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,941 the trenches. 218 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,484 - [chuckles] - Because we're, uh- 219 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,777 we're doing a desk bit tonight that I pitched. 220 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,070 It's super funny. I got to go finalize it. 221 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,071 - Can't wait to see it. 222 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,447 - Super funny. - I bet. 223 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,574 - Have fun out there. 224 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,660 Listen, hey... 225 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,496 razzle-dazzle 'em. 226 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:59,000 Hey, we really can't have these falling off the wall, OK? 227 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,001 Thank you. 228 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,004 [indistinct chatter] 229 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,300 Hey. 230 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,351 Here are the jokes for the apologies bit. 231 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,517 [pen scratching] 232 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,605 - I like these three. The rest we need to beat. 233 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,690 - You only liked three? 234 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,151 - Yes. Where are the alts? 235 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,153 - These are the alts. There are 20 jokes here. 236 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,779 - Well, then we need more. 237 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,573 - We shoot in an hour. 238 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,159 - Well, then you have half an hour to write me better jokes. 239 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,161 [tense classical music] 240 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,663 [Paganini's "Caprice No. 5"] 241 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,873 - OK! 242 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,416 All hands on deck. 243 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,001 We need more jokes for the apologies desk bit. 244 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,711 I'll type fast. Go! 245 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,504 - Uh, um- - Uh- 246 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,299 - Uh, Deborah apologizes to the floor, um, 247 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,675 for always stepping on it in high heels. 248 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,051 - OK. What else? 249 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,553 - Deborah apologizes, uh, to science, 250 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,513 because she could have cured cancer or something 251 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,140 because she's so smart, 252 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,683 but that's not where her heart was at in undergrad. 253 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,518 She, like, wanted to do stuff. 254 00:07:58,519 --> 00:07:59,895 More fun stuff. - OK. What else? 255 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,354 - Deborah is sorry to the grocery stores 256 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,898 that she doesn't buy anything there. 257 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,191 Because she doesn't eat. 258 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,525 Because she's really weird about food. 259 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:06,693 - No, I get it. It's just not funny. 260 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,903 [screams] What else? 261 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,070 [groaning and chatter] 262 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,114 [rapid tapping] Come on, come on. 263 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,741 Great. 264 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:19,832 ? ? 265 00:08:33,506 --> 00:08:35,472 [grunts] 266 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,058 [loud clattering] 267 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,102 Here. Five pages of jokes. 268 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,730 - Five pages? 269 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,315 There's too many alts. 270 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,942 - There was just not enough. Now there's too many? 271 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,110 - Well, I don't have time to go through all of them. 272 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:50,320 Can you narrow it down? 273 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,821 - Well, I think they're all good. 274 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,990 - Well, which ones are the strongest? 275 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,909 - [sighs] Let me see. 276 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,452 Maybe- 277 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,579 - You know, it's quite literally your job 278 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,789 to pick the best ones. 279 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,123 - I know. I just don't know 280 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,291 what the woman who likes wine o'clock 281 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,543 thinks are the best ones. 282 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,627 - What is it exactly you do here? 283 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,087 Just print jokes out? 284 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,089 You're a glorified Kinko's employee now? 285 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,550 - Well, actually, there is no more Kinko's. 286 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,468 I mean, there's FedEx Kinko's, which is pretty sad. 287 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,845 - Oh, my God, Stacey! 288 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,391 - OK, this one. 289 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,810 Does that put us in an anti-Irish barrel? 290 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,103 Fuck. 291 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,771 Do people know that Garfield was also 292 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,231 the name of a president? - OK, forget it, forget it. 293 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,566 We're-we're cutting the bit. 294 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,067 - No! - Yes. 295 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,485 - We have to fill the minutes. - I know, I know. 296 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,653 Just go tell Ruby we're cutting the desk bit. 297 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,654 We'll need her for another act. 298 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,780 - Come on! 299 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,491 - No, no. We are done here. 300 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,836 - Deborah, quick. What's your lip combo? 301 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,958 [softly] Iconic. 302 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,001 - Hey, you. 303 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,002 Do you have the time? 304 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,503 - Yeah, it's midnight. 305 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,046 Are you going to turn into a pumpkin? 306 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,549 - You wish. Try wolf! 307 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,342 [growls] - Oh, no! 308 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,678 [snarling and screaming] 309 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,305 - [laughing] Whoa! 310 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,848 Ferocious. - [laughs] 311 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,182 - Reminds me of myself 312 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,684 when Saks won't let me make a return. 313 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,436 [laughter] 314 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,521 But I want to know where you got that fabulous jacket. 315 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,106 - Oh, that one. 316 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,816 Um, yeah, that may have disappeared from set. 317 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,776 - Oh, naughty, naughty Wolf Girl. 318 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,653 - I have a bit of a problem, Deborah. 319 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,988 I'm a bit of a klepto. 320 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,449 I took the jacket, the boots, the ring. 321 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,700 I think I- - Oh. 322 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,368 And the ring that you mentioned. 323 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,996 Uh, I hear you might have a very funny story about that, 324 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,498 possibly concerning an ex-girlfriend? 325 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,167 [audience gasps] 326 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,670 - I'm surprised you knew about that. 327 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,297 I mean... 328 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,798 it is a funny story. 329 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,425 - OK. Who wants to hear it? 330 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,218 [cheers and applause] 331 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,553 - OK. [laughs] 332 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,096 So before we were shooting "Wolf Girl," 333 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:41,389 I was living in LA. 334 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,683 I was prepping, training 24/7, 335 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,393 and they sent me home with the ring 336 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,020 to practice wielding the flail. 337 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,229 - Oh, yeah. 338 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,689 Wielding the flail is a lost art. 339 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,566 - Truly. [chuckles] 340 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,569 Anyway, my girlfriend at the time, she was home, 341 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,863 and, um, she found the ring. 342 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,699 And you can guess what she assumed. 343 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,909 - Uh-oh. 344 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,036 Here come the brides. [laughter] 345 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,081 - Actually, she thought she'd beat me to the punch 346 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,751 and she proposed to me first with Wolf Girl's ring. 347 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,002 - Oh, how embarrassing. Oh, God. 348 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,754 No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, yeah. 349 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,048 Um, she got down on one knee. 350 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,424 - No. - Uh-huh. 351 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:18,426 It was very awkward. 352 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,179 - Oh, and with a bezel marquise cut, too. 353 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,430 No wonder she's an ex. 354 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,766 [laughter and applause] 355 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:28,436 [upbeat music playing] 356 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,232 Up next, Dance Mom! 357 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,319 [indistinct chatter] 358 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,284 - Ava. I'm so sorry. 359 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,744 She totally caught me off guard. 360 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,954 I would have- - No, it was great. 361 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,914 It was great TV. 362 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,915 - I'm sorry. 363 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,918 - It was hilarious. 364 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,003 It's hilarious. 365 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,924 [insects droning] 366 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,301 [phone buzzes] 367 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,014 - Hi, Deborah. DJ's doing fine. 368 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,599 She goes in at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow. 369 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,017 We'll call you after. 370 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,103 And don't forget to lock the doggy door 371 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,980 at night because of the coyotes. 372 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,898 OK, bye-bye. 373 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:17,110 - She thinks I don't know how to take care of you. 374 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,654 But we're going to be just fine on our own, aren't we? 375 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,533 Yeah. 376 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,619 Oh, Cara. Oh, did you just fart? 377 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,912 Oh, honey. 378 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,290 Ah, jeez. 379 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,312 [tapping on window] [both scream] 380 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,048 - Jesus. 381 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,843 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 382 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,219 Did not mean to scare you. 383 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,345 - It's OK. 384 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,388 We just... 385 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,848 weren't expecting you tonight. 386 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,517 - No, I know, I'm sorry. I just-I had a hard day. 387 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,020 I was hoping we could hang. 388 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,814 - I'm sorry, babe. 389 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,982 Uh, whoa. 390 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,859 Uh- [laughs] what are you- 391 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,194 - Sorry. 392 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,198 I was just trying to kiss you, I guess. 393 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:08,369 - I mean, do you want to talk about what happened today? 394 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,704 - Honestly, no. 395 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,290 I was hoping we could, like, hook up. 396 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,833 - [scoffs] 397 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,919 Oh. 398 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,880 - What? 399 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,132 - Um... 400 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,010 Maybe you better take a seat. 401 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,095 - OK. 402 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,772 [keys jangle] 403 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,892 What's up? 404 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:36,648 - It kind of feels like this is mostly about sex for you. 405 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,483 - Mm... 406 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,068 yeah. 407 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,278 Is that crazy? 408 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,280 - Uh, Em and I were talking 409 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,241 and it seems like you don't want to 410 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,285 get to know us past a certain level. 411 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,455 - And that you don't want us to get to know you. 412 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,123 - What do you mean? 413 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,959 You guys know me. 414 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,627 Ava Daniels. 415 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,878 Waltham's own. 416 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,129 Recently became allergic to shrimp. 417 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,756 - We were kind of looking for someone 418 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,093 who would connect with us emotionally as well. 419 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,136 - Yeah. We're not just sex freaks. 420 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,264 - We did meet at a sex shop. 421 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,641 - Yeah, but you're not vulnerable with us. 422 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,935 And we were hoping that that would eventually change, 423 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,770 but it hasn't. 424 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:19,065 - And I don't want you to think we're diagnosing you, but... 425 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,016 kind of seems like you're not over your last relationship. 426 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,532 - What do you mean? 427 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,617 - Well, I... 428 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,035 think she really hurt you 429 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,456 and you're afraid of getting hurt again. 430 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,557 - [scoffs] You guys don't know what you're talking about. 431 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:42,130 - Oh, OK. 432 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:46,009 Um, maybe we should just... 433 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,761 pump the brakes, hit pause on this. 434 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,930 - [scoffs] 435 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,932 OK, like, all three of us? 436 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:53,933 - No. 437 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,810 We opened the circle to you, 438 00:14:55,811 --> 00:15:00,106 and now we are asking you to leave the circle. 439 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:03,610 - You guys want to be monogamous now? 440 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,028 - No, we're dumping you, 441 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,322 and you're making it really hard. 442 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,407 - [sighs scoff] 443 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,159 [hand slap at sides] 444 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,827 [keys jangle] 445 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,872 - Ava, wait. 446 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,169 Can we get our key back? 447 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,223 - [softly] Yeah. 448 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,637 I tossed you both. 449 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,846 Can I have mine? 450 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,473 Sorry, those- mine are on there. 451 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,225 - Yeah. 452 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,688 [traffic whooshing] 453 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,358 I'm really proud of you for that. 454 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,525 Good work. 455 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,693 [smooches] You drew a boundary. 456 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,696 [flowing orchestral music] 457 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:52,867 ? ? 458 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,827 - [squeals softly] I'm so excited. 459 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,371 - Yeah, OK. So what is this? 460 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,914 - Fritos is sponsoring the night, 461 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,207 so you're going to pretend to catch a bag of Fritos 462 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,376 from Mariska Hargitay. 463 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,377 - OK. 464 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,462 - OK, ready? 465 00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:07,215 - Thanks, Mariska. [chuckles softly] 466 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,884 - Perfect. Now throw it. 467 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,052 - Anywhere? - Yeah, yeah. 468 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,178 Throw it that way. 469 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,513 Yeah. 470 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,056 Awesome. 471 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,057 And LL Cool J is going to catch that from you. 472 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,225 - OK. 473 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,685 - Hey. 474 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,228 Next time, you want to give me a heads up 475 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,980 before you humiliate me on national television? 476 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,898 - Well, if you'd had the jokes ready for the desk bit, 477 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,693 I wouldn't have had to extend Ruby's interview. 478 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,236 It's not my fault your messy love life 479 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,321 is funnier than the material you write. 480 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,074 - Fuck you. 481 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:38,496 - OK, and now we are going to 482 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,581 wish Dakota Fanning a happy birthday. 483 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,750 Ready? And go. 484 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,252 - Happy birthday, Dakota. 485 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,712 - Fanning. - Fanning. 486 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,589 - "Happy birthday, Dakota Fanning." 487 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,757 Please. 488 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,300 - Happy birthday, Dakota Fanning. 489 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,428 [phone chimes] - She is going to love that. 490 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,929 [approaching footsteps] 491 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,097 - Hey. 492 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,724 So Fallon did 493 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,100 a "Freaky Friday" Supreme Court sketch last night. 494 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,435 - [sighs] Oh, fuck, really? 495 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,936 - Mm-hmm. - OK. 496 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,604 Uh, I'll work through lunch with the writers. 497 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,772 We'll figure something else out. 498 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,773 - Thank you. 499 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,942 Uh, and the affiliate copy? 500 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,944 - Sorry, I-I forgot. 501 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,779 I'll-I'll get it to you. 502 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,157 - And I got your email about an iPad giveaway? 503 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,450 I don't want a free iPad. 504 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,451 - I was hacked. 505 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,953 My mom wired them 2,300, so. 506 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,330 - OK. 507 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,291 - Sorry guys, we're going to have to work through lunch. 508 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,751 There's just too much to do, and I- 509 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,046 - Hi! Sorry I'm late. [chuckles] 510 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,380 - Well, it's lunch. 511 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,965 That's not late, that's missing the day. 512 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,718 - I was at the orthodontist. 513 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,303 Tooth gem. [chuckles] 514 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,388 - You were at the orthodontist getting a tooth gem? 515 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,765 - Yeah. 516 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,641 - So it's not for a medical reason, then? 517 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,061 - Um, mental health. 518 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,312 Smiling without a tooth gem was 519 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,397 really affecting my self-esteem. 520 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,483 - OK, well, next time, can you just let me know 521 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,068 if you're planning on missing half the day? 522 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,235 - I texted the chat. 523 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,236 - Who? - What chat? 524 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,489 I didn't get it. 525 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,366 - [clears throat] 526 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,035 - Oh, I get it. 527 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,536 You guys have a group text without me? 528 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,621 - No. - It's- 529 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,622 - No. - No. 530 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,040 - Guys, just-just tell her. 531 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,000 Directness is kindness. 532 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,960 - OK. 533 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,504 Yes. 534 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,215 But it's just to, like, talk about assignments 535 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,841 so we don't bore you with questions. 536 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,176 Or memes. 537 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,179 Or, like, what movie we're going to see. 538 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,181 - OK. 539 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,683 I've been on staff before. I know how it is. 540 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,976 I'm the boss, so. 541 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,062 [inhales deeply] 542 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,024 Whoa, branzino? 543 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,193 Who's Mrs. Table? 544 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,986 - Oh. 545 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,698 Well, sometimes we just order extra food for the table. 546 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,535 We-we call it Mrs. Table. 547 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:45,373 - You ordered a whole bone-in branzino for the table? 548 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,999 - Well, sometimes it's branzino. 549 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,001 Sometimes it's fries. 550 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,879 Sometimes it's lobster rolls. 551 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,548 - Lobster rolls? 552 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,633 - Yeah. 553 00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,888 - [shouting] I have been subsidizing lobster rolls? 554 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,765 For Mrs. Table? 555 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,767 A not-real person? 556 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:09,564 A not-real person is getting $48 branzino? 557 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,565 - $72. 558 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,400 - This is so disrespectful! 559 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,569 I am working so hard! 560 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,905 I get here every morning at 5:30 on the dot. 561 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,241 One time, I walked in on the janitor jerking off 562 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,951 because he didn't think anyone else was here, 563 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,619 and I didn't report it 564 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,747 because he probably doesn't get paid a living wage! 565 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,999 And by the way, 566 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,542 branzino doesn't travel well. 567 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,586 You should never order it to go! 568 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,087 [screams] [employees gasping] 569 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,338 [screams] 570 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,923 I quit! 571 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,260 [tense orchestral music] 572 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,388 - [sighs] We shouldn't have told her about the text chain. 573 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,933 - [screaming] 574 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,937 [engine revving] 575 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,105 - No! 576 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,024 - [screaming] - Slow down! 577 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,525 Slow down! No! 578 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,693 Oh, my God! 579 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,612 This bitch is crazy! 580 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,739 Damn! 581 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,824 - [clucks] 582 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,952 I nominate Barry Keoghan to do the Chicken Dance Challenge 583 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,621 to support arthritis. 584 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,915 - Arthritis research. We don't support arthritis. 585 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,499 - Hey, sorry to interrupt. 586 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,585 Just flagging that Ava's been gone since lunch, 587 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,794 and I have not been able to reach her. 588 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,463 - Did she have Chipotle? 589 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,298 That usually takes up the next two to three hours. 590 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,467 - Apparently she had some kind of a meltdown. 591 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,968 She told the writers she quit, 592 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,094 and then according to security, 593 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,429 she drove through the gate. 594 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,972 Like, drove through it. 595 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,973 - Oh, God. 596 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,725 Um, OK. 597 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,269 Um, well, so what do we do? 598 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,272 - I mean, we do the show without her. 599 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,815 - Sure. 600 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,275 But, you know, maybe we could delay the taping 601 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,652 by 30 minutes or so in case she shows up. 602 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,986 - No, you've got the award thing right after. 603 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,821 - Oh, right. 604 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,989 OK. - Sorry. 605 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,990 I just wanted you to know. 606 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,742 - Sure. Thanks. 607 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,662 - OK, next up, we have the Twist and Shout Challenge 608 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,247 to help infants with scoliosis. 609 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,331 Are you ready? 610 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,624 [laughter] 611 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,167 - I'm sorry to my personal assistants 612 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,002 numbers three through seven. 613 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,130 Just because you are gay does not make you detail-oriented. 614 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,632 And I should have had more grace. 615 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,009 [laughter] 616 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,637 [applause] 617 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,889 [upbeat music playing] 618 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:11,310 And thank you to Al Gore and GloRilla. 619 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,854 See you tomorrow night. 620 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,524 - Whoo! 621 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,359 [bell rings] 622 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,652 - That was great. 623 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,153 We didn't need to push. - Yeah. 624 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,530 - I'm going to head to the edit. 625 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,572 I'll see you at the awards ceremony. 626 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,533 - OK. 627 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,536 [Gia Margaret's "Hinoki Wood"] 628 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,497 ? ? 629 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,500 [contemplative piano music] 630 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:41,591 ? ? 631 00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:01,068 - Hey, Deborah. 632 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,361 Your car is waiting outside. 633 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,779 - Thanks. OK. 634 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:10,912 ? ? 635 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:24,383 - You got to leave that marriage, you know? 636 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,385 Oh, there she is. 637 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,054 The bravest woman in comedy. 638 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,555 - Oh, please. 639 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,098 Any woman who goes on Bill Maher 640 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,350 is the bravest woman in comedy. 641 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,351 - I hear you on that. 642 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,352 Give me a little love. 643 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,353 - Hey, nice to see you. 644 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,395 - Nice to see you. 645 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,022 - Oh, God. 646 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,565 Thank you for doing this ridiculous network stunt. 647 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,858 - Hey, come on now. 648 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,942 - [sighs] - Don't do that. 649 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,235 It's a tough town. 650 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,112 You got to celebrate every little win. 651 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,947 - It's a fake award, Ro. 652 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,741 - Yes. I have many of them at home. 653 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,742 - [laughs] 654 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,535 - Remember, you were there 655 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,287 when I got that Crystal Pepsi Award for... 656 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,206 both: Clarity in Comedy. 657 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,540 - [laughs] 658 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,292 - So tell me, how's the show going? 659 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:02,129 - You know, some days are good, and you know, some aren't. 660 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,798 - Yeah, I understand. 661 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,008 Some days you want to pull your hair out. 662 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,468 But other days, 663 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,136 you're sitting there laughing your ass off 664 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,347 with some of your favorite people in the whole world. 665 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,307 You got to focus on that. 666 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,311 Because to tell you the truth, that's what I miss the most. 667 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,648 So, you do ayahuasca? 668 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,690 - What do you mean? 669 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,275 - I mean how did all this happen? 670 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,985 - Oh, well, that was just, you know, 671 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:28,364 hard work, timing, and you know, a lot of luck. 672 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,491 - No, you got better. 673 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,034 You don't just get better. 674 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,702 Comedy is like sports. 675 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:37,123 Nobody starts dunking at 60 years old. 676 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:40,000 - I guess I just found my voice. 677 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,460 You know, we all evolve. 678 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,170 I mean, you've evolved. 679 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,089 - Yeah, it only took me five kids, 680 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,508 two nervous breakdowns, and a lot of Ozempic. 681 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,176 But yes, I've evolved. - [laughs] 682 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,345 - And I'm glad I can be here for your fake award. 683 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,640 Now let's make it quick. - [laughing] Oh, God, please. 684 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,809 - By the way, I can't stay for your speech. 685 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,977 Don't be pissed. 686 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,146 [laughter] 687 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,189 Without further ado, I'm honored to present 688 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,983 the Courage in Comedy Award 689 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,318 to a woman who never let fear stop her. 690 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,154 What choice did she have, really? 691 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,655 I mean, I've seen her house, 692 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,031 and she has to pay for that mortgage. 693 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,533 She's going to be working forever. 694 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,201 [laughter] And I, for one, hope she does. 695 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,370 Please welcome the iconic Deborah Vance. 696 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:20,040 [cheers and applause] 697 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,041 [door slams and rattles] 698 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,127 - Mm. 699 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,670 [sighs] [dog barks] 700 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,214 Oh, Cara, baby. 701 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,716 Hello, sweetie. 702 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,385 Where's Barry, huh? 703 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,638 Where's your brother? 704 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,057 Barry? 705 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,142 [whistles] 706 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,685 Barry. [smooches] 707 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,686 Where are you? 708 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,062 [soft tense music] 709 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,148 Barry? 710 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,318 Mama's home. 711 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,154 Barry? 712 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:53,832 Barry? 713 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,243 [smooches] Barry! 714 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,244 Come on! Where are you? 715 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,579 Mama's home. 716 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,748 Where are you? 717 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,633 Barry? 718 00:25:04,455 --> 00:25:06,420 Huh? 719 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:07,713 [dog barking] 720 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,131 Oh, my God, how did you get outside? 721 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,132 [loud barking] 722 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,133 Oh, no! 723 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,218 Oh, God! 724 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,636 No! Jesus! 725 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,804 [Barry yelping] 726 00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:17,139 [tense music] 727 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,099 No! No! 728 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:23,771 [Barry yelping] 729 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,940 You're OK. You're OK. 730 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,317 [both panting] 731 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,110 [sobbing] Oh, oh, are you OK? 732 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,404 Are you OK, honey? Are you OK? 733 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,783 [Barry whimpers] 734 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,786 [sobbing] 735 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:42,873 ? ? 736 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,750 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry, baby. 737 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,377 I'm sorry. 738 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:50,674 I should have protected you. 739 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,717 [sighs] 740 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,219 [Barry panting] 741 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,262 [sighs] 742 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,973 [John Cale's "Paris 1919"] 743 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,976 [upbeat baroque pop music] 744 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,769 ? ? 745 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,980 [engine turns over] 746 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:10,693 ? ? 747 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,152 - Have you seen a lesbian ginger? 748 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,196 - No, sorry. - Thanks for nothing. 749 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,031 God. - Hi. 750 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,658 - Any luck? - No. 751 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,493 We just checked her apartment. She's not there. 752 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,953 - I'm looking in Silver Lake. Call me if you find her. 753 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,830 - Kayla, come on. We're not getting Wetzel's. 754 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,331 - Jimmy, hate to say it, 755 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,624 but statistically at this point, 756 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,334 we're looking for a body. 757 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,503 - I don't understand. She just left? 758 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:31,046 What even happened? 759 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,881 Hello-Deborah? 760 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,675 She hung up on me. Unbelievable. 761 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:37,845 - ? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ? 762 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:42,516 ? You're a ghost, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ? 763 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,934 [tires squeal] 764 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,519 ? I'm the bishop and I've come ? 765 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,271 ? To claim you with my iron drum ? 766 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,816 ? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ? 767 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,860 ? ? 768 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,696 [indistinct chatter] 769 00:26:55,697 --> 00:27:00,284 ? ? 770 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,619 - Oh, I'm sorry. 771 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,162 I-I thought you were somebody else. 772 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,872 I'm sorry. What- what is everybody lined up for? 773 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:05,956 - Oh, we're here for Girl Twirl, 774 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:08,375 a night of queer line dancing. 775 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,710 - Perfect. 776 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,380 Um, have you seen this woman? 777 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,882 - Uh... 778 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,008 I don't know her. 779 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,217 - No? Anybody? 780 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:20,054 I-I-I'm trying to find this girl. 781 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,847 I'm trying to find this girl. 782 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,223 Anybody? 783 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,933 - Do you have Find My iPhone enabled for her? 784 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,352 - Oh, I think I might, yeah. 785 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:30,230 Can you-can you help me find my Find My? 786 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,067 - OK. 787 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,362 There she is. - Thank you. 788 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,030 Thank you. 789 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,406 [Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's 790 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:42,409 "Of All the Things We've Made"] 791 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:45,412 [dreamy pop music] 792 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,749 ? ? 793 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,418 [waves crashing] 794 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:58,510 ? ? 795 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,934 Ava! 796 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:12,272 ? ? 797 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,440 Ava, no! 798 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:14,775 No! God, no! 799 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,777 Ava, you can't swim! 800 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,153 Ava! 801 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,154 No! 802 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,781 No, no! 803 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:27,914 ? ? 804 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,506 - [yelps] What the fuck? 805 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,841 What the hell are you doing? 806 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,134 - Uh, I-I'm sorry. 807 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,969 I thought you were somebody else. 808 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:42,970 What the hell are you doing? 809 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,346 - I'm night swimming. 810 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,014 - Oh. It's frigid! 811 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,975 - I'm training for the Polar Bear Plunge! 812 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:48,976 Back off! 813 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,980 - [scoffs] OK. 814 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:55,442 [groans softly] 815 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:05,535 [grunting and panting] 816 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,415 - Deborah? 817 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,126 What the hell are you doing? 818 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,335 - I-[shivers and shudders] 819 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,129 L-looking for you! 820 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,631 I thought you were drowning yourself. 821 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,508 - Oh, my God, no. 822 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:25,304 - You-you drove through a gate and disappeared! 823 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,555 - Yeah. 824 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,308 I'm not suicidal, I just want to die. 825 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,559 - What? 826 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,020 - I'm not actually gonna self-harm, OK? 827 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,229 And if I was going to kill myself, 828 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,522 I wouldn't do it Virginia Woolf style 829 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:37,399 and walk into the freezing ocean. 830 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,568 I'd do pills or wear a suicide vest on- 831 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,320 both: "Watch What Happens Live." 832 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,529 [Deborah shivering] 833 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,364 - Shit, your lips are blue. Come on. 834 00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,991 Come on. 835 00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:48,453 Oh, my God. 836 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,541 - Oh, thank you. 837 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,876 - Here you go. 838 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,044 Sorry, I know you guys are closing soon. 839 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,378 - No, it's on the house. 840 00:29:58,379 --> 00:29:59,671 The hoodie, too. - Oh. 841 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,964 - I'm a big fan. 842 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,550 Can I get a selfie? 843 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,178 - Not tonight, sweetie. 844 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,554 - OK. 845 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:08,848 Respect. 846 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,519 - [sighs] 847 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,728 Mmm. 848 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,063 - Thanks for trying to save my life. 849 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,689 Or whoever's life that was. 850 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:19,691 I... 851 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:22,695 appreciate you ruining your second-favorite fur as well. 852 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:27,533 - So why were you at the beach? 853 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,534 - I don't know. 854 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,910 Um... 855 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,246 I just got in my car and drove. 856 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,581 I-I was just trying to get away from everything 857 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,542 and I ended up at the beach. 858 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,753 Which is, like, so embarrassing now that I say it out loud. 859 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,965 It's so first thought after a breakdown. 860 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,716 - A little bit, yeah. 861 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,593 - [sighs] 862 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,930 And, um, I don't know if you heard, but I quit. 863 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:55,227 - You're the youngest head writer 864 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,104 in the history of late night. 865 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,773 You can't just quit. 866 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,442 - Well, I did. 867 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,944 And I do. 868 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,572 - Listen, you're up and down in this career. 869 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,866 Right now, you're up. 870 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,117 But if you walk away, 871 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,702 I'm telling you, one day you'll regret it. 872 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,453 - I won't. 873 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:15,789 I suck shit at this fucking job. 874 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,958 You were right. I never should have taken it. 875 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,460 I wasn't the right person for it. 876 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,879 - The only reason you were failing 877 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,338 is because I set you up to fail. 878 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,591 I'm sorry. 879 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,969 Give me another chance. 880 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,470 Please. 881 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:31,930 Even though I probably don't deserve one. 882 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,808 - You don't. 883 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,102 - I promise I'll make it up to you. 884 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,271 - Don't say that. 885 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,648 Please don't say that. 886 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:44,443 Because when you say that, I want to believe you. 887 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,361 [pensive music] 888 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:48,281 But you always let me down. 889 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,658 - I won't. 890 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,744 This time. 891 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,330 - I can't trust you. 892 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,582 - I understand why you feel that way, 893 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,209 but I'm begging you. 894 00:32:01,549 --> 00:32:05,756 What do I have to do, run back into that ocean? 895 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,090 Because I will. 896 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,676 - Even if I did come back... 897 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,346 I don't know if I can do the job. 898 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,891 [chuckles] I don't even know your voice anymore. 899 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,436 - You are my voice. 900 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:26,361 ? ? 901 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,072 - But I kind of hate you now. 902 00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:34,701 - Uh, so? 903 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,703 Lots of people do. 904 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:39,040 You're part of a vibrant community. 905 00:32:43,426 --> 00:32:49,049 - I can't write a show that appeals to millions of people. 906 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,093 - I-I was wrong to focus on them. 907 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,552 We can't make it for them. 908 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,183 We have to make it for each other. 909 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:58,225 We'll probably never make it out of last place, so... 910 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,727 we should at least try to have fun. 911 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:01,854 - Yeah. 912 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,693 I haven't had fun in a long time. 913 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:09,695 - Me either. 914 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:13,323 [waves crashing] 915 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:18,745 ? ? 916 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:22,333 - I guess I do have to make fun of Stacey to someone. 917 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,420 - [laughs] Please. 918 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,754 I mean, how do you tell an HR person 919 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,089 they need to wear deodorant? 920 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,924 I mean, that is a trap. - Oh, I did. 921 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,968 She said she doesn't sweat that much and doesn't need it. 922 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,761 I was thinking, girl, you do. 923 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,304 [laughter] 924 00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:38,807 It's not up to you. It's up to us, actually. 925 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:41,019 [laughter] 926 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,234 Hold on a second. 927 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:54,573 [King Princess' "Cursed"] 928 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,576 [soft upbeat music] 929 00:33:57,577 --> 00:34:04,667 ? ? 930 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,628 [sighs] - What is that? 931 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,381 [cork pops] 932 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,551 - [laughs] 933 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,386 Something we should have shared a long time ago. 934 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:23,478 ? ? 935 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,482 Yeah, it's been in my trunk for months. 936 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:29,858 - Yeah, it's awful. 937 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,109 - Yeah. 938 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:34,988 - ? Well, it had to end ? 939 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,783 - I saw Stacey in the kitchen 940 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,284 eating a banana with the peel on. 941 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,952 - [laughing] You did not! - Peel on. 942 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,996 - That's a lie! - Like a corn on the cob. 943 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,499 - ? It's a curse to be your friend ? 944 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,126 ? I love you so you cause me pain ? 945 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:51,963 ? Yeah, and it's a curse to be alone ? 946 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:55,050 ? You left me out here in the rain ? 947 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:58,345 ? I miss you more the more I grow ? 948 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,181 ? I love you so you cause me pain ? 949 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:05,018 ? Oh, it's a curse to be your friend ? 950 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:10,107 ? ? 951 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,527 ? Oh, you look the same ? 952 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,862 ? Did you stop smoking weed ? 953 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:19,616 ? Or trying to please your dad? ? 954 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:22,702 ? He's not thinking about your pain ? 955 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:26,665 ? Oh, it had to end ? 956 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,709 ? But endings lead to better things ? 957 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,921 ? Like feeling again ? 958 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:37,551 ? Mm, it's a curse to be your friend ? 959 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,679 ? I love you so you cause me pain ? 960 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,890 ? Yeah, and it's a curse to be alone ? 961 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:47,018 ? You left me out here in the rain ? 962 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:50,564 ? I miss you more the more I grow ? 963 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,899 ? I love you so you cause me pain ? 964 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:56,570 ? Oh, it's a curse to be your friend ? 965 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:02,577 ? ? 966 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:07,177 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64085

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