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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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- There's this girl.
- Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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- Pretty.
- Yes.
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- Uh, this is Chloe.
- Hi.
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I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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She's here?
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Yep.
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So you got to meet
her and I didn't?
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That is what happened.
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Damn.
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Let me,
I'm good with those.
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Well, I have seen you get
my bra off with one hand.
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When something's important,
you put in the effort.
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Thank you.
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So... Mother's Day is coming up.
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I know. You don't have
to get me anything.
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Are you sure?
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This ain't one of those times
when you say you don't want nothing,
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but what you really want is for me
to surprise you with exactly what you want?
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What? No. Why would
you think that?
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Well, I've seen it a bunch on TV
and it often leads to high jinks.
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I promise,
I don't want any fuss.
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I just want a day off
with you and CeeCee.
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Well, how about this?
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I get up with CeeCee
and let you sleep in...
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I like it.
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Then the three of us
can have a picnic at the park...
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Fun.
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Then we can drop CeeCee off
with your parents
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and go to a hotel.
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And you leave me
there to sleep?
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Eventually.
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You're the best.
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So, you doing anything
for your mom?
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I'm playing around
with something.
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I'm not doing anything
for that psycho.
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Come on, it's Mother's Day.
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And when it's Psycho's Day,
I'll bake her a cake.
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What are y'all
fighting about now?
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She grounded me.
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'Cause you ran away to Mexico?
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Oh, I finished that grounding.
This is a whole new one.
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For how long?
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She said until the devil
leaves my body.
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So you have till Sunday.
Get him out.
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Who are you talking to?
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No phones, you are grounded.
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Hail Satan.
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It's just me, Mom.
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Oh. Hi.
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I was talking to her
about Mother's Day.
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Not dealing with Missy
is the only gift I want.
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But I am looking forward
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to seeing you
and my granddaughter.
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Uh-huh...
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I am gonna see you, right?
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Well, I actually had plans.
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- Oh.
- But I can rearrange things.
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No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
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Oh, it's no trouble. I want to.
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Great, we can all
go to church together.
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Cool.
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I will tell Pastor Jeff
to save you a seat up front.
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Keeps getting cooler.
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Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
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Good, good.
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So, here's a fun thought
about Mother's Day...
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Ugh, I am not going to church
on Mother's Day.
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Come on,
it's just a few hours.
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But it's my special day.
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Then stay here
and celebrate with your mom.
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But it's my special day.
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You're really not spending
Mother's Day with me?
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Well, we want to,
but it's complicated.
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Your reign is over,
deal with it.
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You still got Connor.
You're around, right?
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One of the benefits
of unemployment.
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See? You get to spend the day
with your favorite kid.
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I don't have favorites.
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Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
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I'll make it special
for you, Mom.
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Flowers, candy,
breakfast in bed...
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I want to meet that girl
you're seeing.
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Chocolate,
I know you love chocolate.
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Come on, your father's met her,
Georgie's met her.
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This is the only thing
I'm asking for.
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Fine, I'll bring her.
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- Are you sure about that?
- No backsies.
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How long have you
been playing the bagpipes?
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I'm not sure I do,
but who can tell?
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Hey, are you doing anything
Sunday?
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I don't think so. Why?
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My mom would like to meet you.
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Great.
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Why are you being so difficult?
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No, I'm serious.
I want to meet her.
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Okay, but I'm warning you,
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she can be a little protective.
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It's gonna be fine.
Moms like me.
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She might not like
that you like me.
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Oh, you think
I like you?
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Of course you do,
I play the bagpipes.
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Did you do the sheets, or just
throw the blanket on top?
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I knew I should've waited
till you left.
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Am I interrupting?
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Oh, just making the bed.
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Yeah, right.
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What's up?
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I need help.
Please spend Mother's Day here.
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Sorry, we got plans.
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But Mom wants to meet Chloe
and I need a buffer.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Tried to hide this one
as long as I could.
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But now
your mom loves me.
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You're so cute.
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Please, I want this to go well.
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Oh, it's gonna go fine.
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Your mom wants
you to be happy,
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you didn't
get Chloe pregnant.
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Wait.
You didn't, right?
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No, we're not idiots.
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- Bro.
- Hey.
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I guess Dad will be there.
Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
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Absolutely.
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Really?
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- 'Cause usually, he--
- Bup, bup, bup.
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- What's "bup, bup, bup"?
- Shut up-up-up.
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I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending
Mother's Day with her mother.
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Maybe her mom
doesn't live here.
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Or maybe they're estranged
and don't speak.
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I'll get to the bottom of it.
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Oh, don't go
digging up dirt.
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What if she's using him?
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Using him for what?
He has nothing.
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So you admit it's weird.
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We have to be there for Connor.
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What about my mom?
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Here's the worst idea
I've ever had.
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- Bring her here.
- Bup, bup, bup!
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How do you like it?
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Think about it.
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My mom has to be on her best
behavior in front of Chloe, right?
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So she can't be mean
to your mom.
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True.
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Plus, if we call it brunch,
everyone will be happy,
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'cause ladies love brunch.
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I want to say that's stupid,
but we really do.
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom.
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I was thinking about Sunday
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and I had a fun thought.
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Well, as long as I get
to spend the day
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with you and CeeCee,
anything is fine.
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Terrific.
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How about we all get together
at the McAllisters'?
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You want me to spend
my Mother's Day
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with your mother-in-law?
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Just brunch.
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Well, I do like brunch.
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I could totally
tickle you right now.
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I could totally
fire you right now.
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You have no whimsy.
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Mr. McAllister,
can I talk to you about something?
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- What's up?
- Well, I invited my mom
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to Mother's Day brunch
with Mrs. McAllister.
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Really?
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Hey, would you go ahead
and drop this car on me?
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Come on. Connor wants us
to be there for him and Chloe,
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and this was the only way
to make everyone happy.
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You really think
they're gonna be happy?
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Well, we're gonna
make a fuss over 'em.
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Who doesn't love a fuss?
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What're you doing
for your mother?
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My mother's dead.
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Sorry.
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No, she ain't.
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Oh, would you let me
have my fun?
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Whimsy.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I was thinking,
maybe it would be more special
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if I spent Mother's Day
with you.
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Really?
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Yeah, and CeeCee can spend it
with her grandma.
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Oh, I would love that.
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And her other grandma.
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Ugh.
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Look, I know it's not
what you were hoping for,
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but she really wants to come.
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Of course she does.
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What better Mother's Day gift
for her than to ruin mine?
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Well, okay, come on,
maybe this is a chance
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for the two of you
to make up.
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I'm finally meeting
Connor's girlfriend.
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I don't want Mary
embarrassing me.
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Or you end up looking great.
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Because, between the two of you,
you are the cool one.
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The girl at the salon
did say I look like Meg Ryan.
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I totally see it.
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Fine, she can come.
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But for the record,
I am making a big sacrifice.
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Yeah, but you suffer in silence
and that's what counts.
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What's all this?
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Well, I wanted to leave you a little
something before I pick up my mom.
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Oh, I told you
you didn't have to do anything.
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It's just coffee
and a card.
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Thank you.
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Should I open it now?
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Sure, go ahead.
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I wrote you a poem.
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Oh... boy.
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"To my beautiful wife,
the love of my life..."
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Solid start.
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"I'm glad you're CeeCee's mother,
she wouldn't want any other."
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Phew. That one took a while.
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"I hope your Mother's Day
is da bomb,
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sorry you have to spend it
with your mom."
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I've never loved a card more.
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I'm glad.
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What did you think
of the sermon?
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Mm. Powerful stuff.
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You were sleeping.
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I was praying.
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It probably don't need
to be said--
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Then don't.
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Please try and get along
with Mrs. McAllister.
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I can be nice.
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I know you can be,
but are you gonna?
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Yes.
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As long as that B-word
doesn't start anything.
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Okay, we're getting close,
so get all the poison out now.
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I am good.
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It just gets my goat the way
she acts all high and mighty.
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- I'm just gonna circle.
- Like she's better than everybody else.
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Boy, does she have
another think coming.
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Because He knows...
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Relax, I'm great at this.
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My other boyfriend's mom
loves me.
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Funny.
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Don't do that around my mom.
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Any other no-nos?
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Don't talk about politics,
religion,
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or that you've seen me naked.
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I have such a cute story
about that mole on your butt.
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Also funny. Please stop.
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Don't you think
she'd like to hear
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what an attentive lover
she raised?
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Okay, so I was thinking,
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you sit here, and then
CeeCee right next to you.
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Love it.
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And then me.
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00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,920
Where's Mary?
257
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,943
There.
258
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,616
Oh, far from the baby, perfect.
259
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,631
And then Georgie, Dad,
260
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,032
Connor and Chloe
down on the end.
261
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,546
Wait, if Chloe's way down there,
how am I supposed to talk to her?
262
00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,239
Oh, well,
those are the seats.
263
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,072
The whole point is for me
to get to know her.
264
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,210
And you will, from afar,
265
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,269
like that lady
who watches the gorillas.
266
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,304
I know how to behave myself.
267
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,437
Okay. Connor really likes
this girl.
268
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,485
Can you please
not embarrass him?
269
00:12:11,505 --> 00:12:15,010
Did I embarrass you
the first time I met Georgie?
270
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,823
Very much, yes.
271
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,323
Well, that was different,
he ruined your life.
272
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,240
That's good.
Focus on Georgie.
273
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,642
Bad Georgie.
274
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:30,878
Happy Mother's Day.
275
00:12:30,898 --> 00:12:33,260
Happy Mother's Day,
to both of you.
276
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,444
Welcome, welcome.
277
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,324
So glad to share
my day with you.
278
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,426
Your day?
279
00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,119
Yep, it's your day, her day,
280
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,642
Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
281
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,095
Big day.
282
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,581
Made some mimosas
for the moms.
283
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:46,336
- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
284
00:12:46,356 --> 00:12:47,357
None for me.
285
00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:49,236
Oh, you sure?
It's a celebration.
286
00:12:49,256 --> 00:12:51,254
Baptists don't drink, Jim.
287
00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:53,224
It's also 11:00 in the morning.
288
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:56,103
Are you judging us?
289
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,877
Not me. Him.
290
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,423
Let's go see your granddaughter.
291
00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:03,143
- Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
- Well, then we'll wake her up.
292
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:07,625
Take your time, we'll just
be out here day drinking!
293
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:14,271
Dad,
you remember Chloe?
294
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,902
Oh, of course,
good to see you again.
295
00:13:15,922 --> 00:13:16,916
You, too.
296
00:13:16,936 --> 00:13:18,614
How's it going with all the moms?
297
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,601
You wanted this.
298
00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:25,335
Mom.
299
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,850
This is Chloe.
300
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,050
Happy Mother's Day,
Mrs. McAllister.
301
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,626
These are for you.
302
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,575
That's very thoughtful.
303
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,967
It's so nice to finally meet you.
304
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:36,944
You, too.
305
00:13:36,964 --> 00:13:38,495
"Chloe."
306
00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:39,996
That's a pretty name.
307
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:40,904
Thank you.
308
00:13:40,924 --> 00:13:42,604
What's your last name?
309
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,912
Maybe it's just Chloe.
Like Cher or Prince.
310
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:47,550
Costa.
311
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:50,218
That ends in a vowel.
Are you Catholic?
312
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:54,450
Mom, you just met her.
Can we not talk about religion?
313
00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:55,676
Sorry.
314
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,740
Are you a Republican?
315
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,173
So happy to be here
with my mother,
316
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,432
my wife who's a mother
317
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,178
and my mother-in-law.
318
00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:08,283
They put that "mother"
right there in the name.
319
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,874
Thank y'all
for everything you do,
320
00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,417
especially giving birth.
321
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,670
I was in the room for CeeCee,
322
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,524
and let me just say,
y'all earned this brunch.
323
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,286
Well, that is why we did it.
324
00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:21,773
- To the moms!
- Cheers.
325
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,732
And to Chloe,
who is... not a mom?
326
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:27,675
Not that I know of.
327
00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:30,005
Can't help yourself,
can you?
328
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,286
Come on, just a little bite.
329
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,624
She talking yet?
330
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,520
Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana."
331
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,992
She was trying to say "banana."
332
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:39,674
Well, that ain't what came out.
333
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,112
So, how'd
the two of you meet?
334
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,038
I work at a music store and--
335
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,884
Excuse me, I-I'd like
to hear the story.
336
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,823
Oh, I-I work
at a music store
337
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,584
and Connor was a customer.
338
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,674
I kept going in to buy things
as an excuse to talk to her.
339
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,143
So we have you to thank
for the bagpipes.
340
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,793
I actually found those
in a Goodwill.
341
00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:01,026
Can you believe it?
342
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:02,218
I really can.
343
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,799
So, are you from the area?
344
00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:06,842
I just sort of ended up here.
345
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,836
I was in a band with
my boyfriend at the time
346
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:12,141
- and we were touring...
- Jim, switch with me.
347
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,656
- I'm eating.
- It's Mother's Day, move.
348
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,799
So, I woke up and he was gone,
349
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,801
along with the van
and our instruments
350
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,501
and here I am.
351
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,163
Wait, what happened?
352
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,606
Oh, she was in a band with her boyfriend,
he took all her stuff and he ditched her.
353
00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:30,377
I wanted to hear it
from Chloe.
354
00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:34,685
Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
needs a diaper change.
355
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,350
- I'll do it.
- You sure?
356
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,274
Never been more sure
of anything in my life.
357
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,476
Well, you're so lovely,
358
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,608
I can't imagine any boy
ditching you.
359
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,969
Thanks. You're lovely, too.
360
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,548
- Connor, switch with me.
- No, thank you.
361
00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:52,788
Mom, chill out.
362
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:56,185
I am chill, I am just
trying to talk to Chloe
363
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,699
and some people
are not giving me a chance.
364
00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:00,828
I am just being friendly.
365
00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:03,651
Oh, I know what you're doing.
366
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,324
You do, huh?
367
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:09,034
You are trying to embarrass me
in front of my son's girlfriend.
368
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:11,905
How? By showing her
what normal looks like?
369
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:16,031
Connor, why don't you go get
your bagpipes and play us a song?
370
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,336
- Okay.
- Don't leave me.
371
00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:18,403
Okay.
372
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,477
All right, everyone
needs to settle down.
373
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,690
This is Mother's Day,
374
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,431
and y'all are the three most
important mothers in my life,
375
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,667
and all this fighting
is tearing me apart.
376
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,636
- Hush.
- Stay out of it.
377
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:29,434
Oh, sit down.
378
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,795
So, Mary...
379
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,084
where's your lovely daughter?
380
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,994
Don't you dare.
381
00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:40,836
Oh, I dare. I really dare.
382
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:51,404
I know, I don't want to go
back out there either, but we got to.
383
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,087
This is why I didn't want
to see any of you today.
384
00:16:54,107 --> 00:16:55,921
Yeah, well,
there's the door.
385
00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:58,439
Why does she get to leave
and I have to stay?
386
00:17:00,507 --> 00:17:03,444
Just so you know,
Father's Day is not like this.
387
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,568
Well, that could've
gone better.
388
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:12,819
A plague of locusts
would've been better.
389
00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:16,199
Everyone liked Chloe, though.
390
00:17:16,526 --> 00:17:18,918
Yeah, true.
Too bad we'll never see her again.
391
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:22,720
I don't think so. She's really sweet
on your brother.
392
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,722
For every ass
there's a saddle.
393
00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:34,426
You know, I have
one last present for you.
394
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:37,231
Why do I feel like this is
more of a present for you?
395
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,274
No, no, it's Mother's Day,
you can just lie there.
396
00:17:45,952 --> 00:17:47,093
Oh, God.
397
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:49,808
Oh. Just pretend
we're doing it in Scotland.
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