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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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There's this girl.
Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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Yes.
Pretty.
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Hi.
Uh, this is Chloe.
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I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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She's here?
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Yep.
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So you got to meet
her and I didn't?
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That is what happened.
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Damn.
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Let me,
I'm good with those.
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Well, I have seen you get
my bra off with one hand.
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When something's important,
you put in the effort.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
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So... Mother's Day is coming up.
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I know. You don't have
to get me anything.
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Are you sure?
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This ain't one of those times
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when you say
you don't want nothing,
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but what you really want
is for me to surprise you
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with exactly what you want?
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What? No. Why would
you think that?
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Well, I've seen it
a bunch on TV
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and it often
leads to high jinks.
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I promise,
I don't want any fuss.
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I just want a day off
with you and CeeCee.
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Well, how about this?
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I get up with CeeCee
and let you sleep in...
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I like it.
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Then the three of us
can have a picnic at the park...
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[gasps] Fun.
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Then we can drop CeeCee off
with your parents
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and go to a hotel.
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And you leave me
there to sleep?
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Eventually.
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You're the best.
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So, you doing anything
for your mom?
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I'm playing around
with something.
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I'm not doing anything
for that psycho.
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Come on, it's Mother's Day.
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And when it's Psycho's Day,
I'll bake her a cake.
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What are y'all
fighting about now?
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She grounded me.
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'Cause you ran away to Mexico?
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Oh, I finished that grounding.
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This is a whole new one.
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For how long?
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She said until the devil
leaves my body.
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So you have till Sunday.
Get him out.
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MARY:
Who are you talking to?
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No phones, you are grounded.
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Hail Satan.
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It's just me, Mom.
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Oh. Hi.
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I was talking to her
about Mother's Day.
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Not dealing with Missy
is the only gift I want.
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But I am looking forward
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to seeing you
and my granddaughter.
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Uh-huh...
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I am gonna see you, right?
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Well, I actually had plans.
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Oh.
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But I can rearrange things.
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No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
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Oh, it's no trouble. I want to.
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Great, we can all
go to church together.
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Cool.
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I will tell Pastor Jeff
to save you a seat up front.
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Keeps getting cooler.
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Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
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Good, good.
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So, here's a fun thought
about Mother's Day...
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?
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[coos]
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Ugh, I am not going to church
on Mother's Day.
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Come on,
it's just a few hours.
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But it's my special day.
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Then stay here
and celebrate with your mom.
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But it's my special day.
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You're really not spending
Mother's Day with me?
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Well, we want to,
but it's complicated.
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Your reign is over,
deal with it.
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You still got Connor.
You're around, right?
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One of the benefits
of unemployment.
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[chuckles weakly]
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See? You get to spend the day
with your favorite kid.
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I don't have favorites.
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Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
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I'll make it special
for you, Mom.
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Flowers, candy,
breakfast in bed...
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I want to meet that girl
you're seeing.
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Chocolate,
I know you love chocolate.
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Come on, your father's met her,
Georgie's met her.
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This is the only thing
I'm asking for.
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Fine, I'll bring her.
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Are you sure about that?
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No backsies.
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[bagpipes droning]
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[playing "Danny Boy"]
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[incorrect notes squealing]
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[exhales]
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How long have you
been playing the bagpipes?
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I'm not sure I do,
but who can tell?
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Hey, are you doing anything
Sunday?
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I don't think so. Why?
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My mom would like to meet you.
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Great.
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Why are you being so difficult?
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No, I'm serious.
I want to meet her.
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Okay, but I'm warning you,
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she can be a little protective.
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It's gonna be fine.
Moms like me.
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She might not like
that you like me.
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Oh, you think
I like you?
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Of course you do,
I play the bagpipes.
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[bagpipes droning]
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[squealing]
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Did you do the sheets, or just
throw the blanket on top?
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I knew I should've waited
till you left.
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Am I interrupting?
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Oh, just making the bed.
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Yeah, right.
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What's up?
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I need help.
Please spend Mother's Day here.
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Sorry, we got plans.
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But Mom wants to meet Chloe
and I need a buffer.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Tried to hide this one
as long as I could.
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But now
your mom loves me.
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You're so cute.
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Please, I want this to go well.
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Oh, it's gonna go fine.
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Your mom wants
you to be happy,
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you didn't
get Chloe pregnant.
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Wait.
You didn't, right?
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No, we're not idiots.
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- Bro.
- Hey.
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I guess Dad will be there.
Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
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Absolutely.
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Really?
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'Cause usually, he-
Bup, bup, bup.
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What's
"bup, bup, bup"? Shut up-up-up.
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I'm surprised Chloe
isn't spending Mother's Day
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with her mother.
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Maybe her mom
doesn't live here.
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Or maybe they're estranged
and don't speak.
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I'll get to the bottom of it.
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Oh, don't go
digging up dirt.
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What if she's using him?
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Using him for what?
He has nothing.
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So you admit it's weird.
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We have to be there for Connor.
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What about my mom?
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Here's the worst idea
I've ever had.
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Bring her here.
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Bup, bup, bup!
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How do you like it?
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[scoffs]
Think about it.
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My mom has to be
on her best behavior
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in front of Chloe, right?
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So she can't be mean
to your mom.
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True.
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Plus, if we call it brunch,
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everyone will be happy,
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'cause ladies love brunch.
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I want to say that's stupid,
but we really do.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom.
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I was thinking about Sunday
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and I had a fun thought.
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Well, as long as I get
to spend the day
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with you and CeeCee,
anything is fine.
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Terrific.
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How about we all get together
at the McAllisters'?
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You want me to spend
my Mother's Day
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with your mother-in-law?
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Just brunch.
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Well, I do like brunch.
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[chuckling]
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I could totally
tickle you right now.
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I could totally
fire you right now.
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You have no whimsy.
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Mr. McAllister, can I
talk to you about something?
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What's up?
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Well, I invited my mom
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to Mother's Day brunch
with Mrs. McAllister.
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Really?
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Hey, would you go ahead
and drop this car on me?
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Come on. Connor wants us
to be there for him and Chloe,
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and this was the only way
to make everyone happy.
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You really think
they're gonna be happy?
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Well, we're gonna
make a fuss over 'em.
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Who doesn't love a fuss?
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What're you doing
for your mother?
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My mother's dead.
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Sorry.
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No, she ain't.
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Oh, would you let me
have my fun?
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Whimsy.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I was thinking,
maybe it would be more special
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if I spent Mother's Day
with you.
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Really?
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Yeah, and CeeCee
can spend it
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with her grandma.
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Oh, I would love that.
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And her other grandma.
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Ugh.
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Look, I know it's not
what you were hoping for,
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but she really wants to come.
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Of course she does.
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What better Mother's Day gift
for her than to ruin mine?
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Well, okay, come on,
maybe this is a chance
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for the two of you
to make up.
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I'm finally meeting
Connor's girlfriend.
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I don't want Mary
embarrassing me.
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Or you end up looking great.
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Because, between the two of you,
you are the cool one.
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The girl at the salon
did say I look like Meg Ryan.
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I totally see it.
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Fine, she can come.
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But for the record,
I am making a big sacrifice.
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Yeah, but you suffer in silence
and that's what counts.
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?
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[gasps] Aww.
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What's all this?
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Well, I wanted to leave you
a little something
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before I pick up my mom.
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Oh, I told you
you didn't have to do anything.
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It's just coffee
and a card.
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Thank you.
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Should I open it now?
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Sure, go ahead.
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I wrote you a poem.
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Oh... boy.
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"To my beautiful wife,
the love of my life..."
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Solid start.
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"I'm glad
you're CeeCee's mother,
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she wouldn't want any other."
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Phew. That one took a while.
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"I hope your Mother's Day
is da bomb,
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sorry you have to spend it
with your mom."
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I've never loved a card more.
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I'm glad.
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What did you think
of the sermon?
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Mm. Powerful stuff.
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You were sleeping.
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I was praying.
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It probably don't need
to be said-
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Then don't.
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Please try and get along
with Mrs. McAllister.
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I can be nice.
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I know you can be,
but are you gonna?
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Yes.
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As long as that B-word
doesn't start anything.
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Okay, we're getting close,
so get all the poison out now.
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I am good.
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00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:51,562
It just gets my goat the way
she acts all high and mighty.
263
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,913
I'm just gonna circle.
264
00:10:52,914 --> 00:10:54,087
Like she's better
than everybody else.
265
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,784
Boy, does she have
another think coming.
266
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,004
Because He knows...
267
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,311
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
268
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,923
Relax,
I'm great at this.
269
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,273
My other boyfriend's mom
loves me.
270
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,883
Funny.
271
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,334
Don't do that around my mom.
272
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,197
Any other no-nos?
273
00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:13,019
Don't talk about politics,
religion,
274
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,717
or that you've seen me naked.
275
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,460
I have such a cute story
about that mole on your butt.
276
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,331
Also funny. Please stop.
277
00:11:20,332 --> 00:11:23,203
Don't you think
she'd like to hear
278
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,075
what an attentive lover
she raised?
279
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,208
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
280
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:31,386
Okay, so I was thinking,
281
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,128
you sit here, and then
CeeCee right next to you.
282
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,346
Love it.
283
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,261
And then me.
284
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,442
Where's Mary?
285
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,836
There.
286
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,050
Oh, far from the baby, perfect.
287
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,531
And then Georgie, Dad,
288
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,533
Connor and Chloe
down on the end.
289
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,710
Wait, if Chloe's
way down there,
290
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,449
how am I supposed
to talk to her?
291
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,539
Oh, well,
those are the seats.
292
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,847
The whole point is for me
to get to know her.
293
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,110
And you will, from afar,
294
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,291
like that lady
who watches the gorillas.
295
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,073
I know how to behave myself.
296
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,362
Okay. Connor really likes
this girl.
297
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,217
Can you please
not embarrass him?
298
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:14,734
Did I embarrass you
the first time I met Georgie?
299
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,823
Very much, yes.
300
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:19,128
Well, that was different,
he ruined your life.
301
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,914
That's good.
Focus on Georgie.
302
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,742
Bad Georgie.
303
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,093
[doorbell rings]
304
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,488
[gasps] Happy Mother's Day.
305
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,882
Happy Mother's Day,
to both of you.
306
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,063
Welcome, welcome.
307
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,059
So glad to share
my day with you.
308
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,240
Your day?
309
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,019
Yep, it's your day, her day,
310
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,542
Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
311
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,283
Big day.
312
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,328
Made some mimosas
for the moms.
313
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,895
Yes, please.
Thank you.
314
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,076
None for me.
315
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,811
Oh, you sure?
It's a celebration.
316
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,031
Baptists don't drink, Jim.
317
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,902
It's also 11:00 in the morning.
318
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,687
Are you judging us?
319
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,777
Not me. Him.
320
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,256
Let's go see your granddaughter.
321
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,650
Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
322
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,161
Well, then we'll wake her up.
323
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,960
Take your time, we'll just
be out here day drinking!
324
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,271
Dad,
you remember Chloe?
325
00:13:14,272 --> 00:13:15,750
Oh, of course,
good to see you again.
326
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,801
You, too.
327
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,529
How's it going
with all the moms?
328
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,104
You wanted this.
329
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,027
Mom.
330
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,850
This is Chloe.
331
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,851
Happy Mother's Day,
Mrs. McAllister.
332
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,374
These are for you.
333
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,464
That's very thoughtful.
334
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,466
It's so nice to
finally meet you.
335
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,640
You, too.
336
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,295
"Chloe."
337
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,476
That's a pretty name.
338
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,651
Thank you.
339
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,604
What's your last name?
340
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,345
Maybe it's just Chloe.
341
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,912
Like Cher or Prince.
342
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,261
Costa.
343
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,524
That ends in a vowel.
Are you Catholic?
344
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,614
Mom, you just met her.
345
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,304
Can we not talk about religion?
346
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,443
Sorry. [laughs]
347
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,184
Are you a Republican?
348
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,798
So happy to be here
with my mother,
349
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,321
my wife who's a mother
350
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,670
and my mother-in-law.
351
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,151
They put that "mother"
right there in the name.
352
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:10,674
Thank y'all
for everything you do,
353
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,068
especially giving birth.
354
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,579
I was in the room for CeeCee,
355
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,925
and let me just say,
y'all earned this brunch.
356
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,727
Well, that is
why we did it.
357
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,382
MANDY:Cheers.
To the moms!
358
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,865
And to Chloe,
who is... not a mom?
359
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,475
Not that I know of.
360
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,564
Can't help yourself,
can you?
361
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,175
Come on, just a little bite.
362
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,524
She talking yet?
363
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,178
Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana."
364
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,659
[chuckling]:
She was trying to say "banana."
365
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,574
Well, that ain't what came out.
366
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,012
So, how'd
the two of you meet?
367
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,927
I work at a music store and-
368
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,495
Excuse me, I-I'd like
to hear the story.
369
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,410
Oh, I-I work
at a music store
370
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,455
and Connor was a customer.
371
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,371
I kept going in to buy things
as an excuse to talk to her.
372
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,852
So we have you to thank
for the bagpipes.
373
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,550
I actually found those
in a Goodwill.
374
00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:00,637
Can you believe it?
375
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,770
I really can.
376
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,512
So, are you from the area?
377
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,731
I just sort of ended up here.
378
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,560
I was in a band with
my boyfriend at the time
379
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,041
Jim, switch with me.
and we were touring...
380
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,261
I'm eating.
It's Mother's Day, move.
381
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,699
So, I woke up and he was gone,
382
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,819
along with the van
and our instruments
383
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,268
and here I am.
384
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,052
Wait, what happened?
385
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,531
Oh, she was in a band
with her boyfriend,
386
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,185
he took all her stuff
and he ditched her.
387
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:30,277
I wanted to hear it
from Chloe.
388
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:34,715
Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
needs a diaper change.
389
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,239
I'll do it.
You sure?
390
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,540
Never been more sure
of anything in my life.
391
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,401
Well, you're so lovely,
392
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,508
I can't imagine any boy
ditching you.
393
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,423
Thanks. You're lovely, too.
394
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,949
No, thank you.
Connor, switch with me.
395
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,777
Mom, chill out.
396
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:56,085
I am chill, I am just
trying to talk to Chloe
397
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,522
and some people
are not giving me a chance.
398
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,524
I am just being friendly.
399
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,353
Oh, I know what you're doing.
400
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,920
You do, huh?
401
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,227
You are trying to embarrass me
402
00:16:07,228 --> 00:16:08,923
in front of
my son's girlfriend.
403
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,492
How? By showing her
what normal looks like?
404
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:14,755
Connor, why don't you
go get your bagpipes
405
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,799
and play us a song?
406
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,888
Don't leave me.
Okay.
407
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,803
Okay.
408
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,110
All right, everyone
needs to settle down.
409
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,590
This is Mother's Day,
410
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:23,938
and y'all are
the three most important
411
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,288
mothers in my life,
412
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,856
and all this fighting
is tearing me apart.
413
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,814
Hush.
Oh, sit down. Stay out of it.
414
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,558
So, Mary...
415
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,430
where's your lovely daughter?
416
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,388
Don't you dare.
417
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,826
Oh, I dare. I really dare.
418
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:50,878
I know, I don't want
to go back out there either, [crying]
419
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,402
but we got to.
420
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:54,925
MANDY: This is why I didn't
want to see any of you today.
421
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,318
AUDREY:
Yeah, well, there's the door.
422
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,789
MARY:
Why does she get to leave and I have to stay?
423
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:00,976
[whimpers]
424
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,544
Just so you know,
Father's Day is not like this.
425
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,895
[insects trilling]
426
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,381
[sighs]
427
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:10,898
Well, that could've
gone better.
428
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,009
A plague of locusts
would've been better.
429
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,296
Everyone liked Chloe, though.
430
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,688
Yeah, true.
431
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,509
Too bad we'll never
see her again.
432
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,562
I don't think so.
433
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,128
She's really sweet
on your brother.
434
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,522
[chuckles] For every ass
there's a saddle.
435
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,354
[grunts]
436
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,749
You know, I have
one last present for you.
437
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,409
Why do I feel like this is
more of a present for you?
438
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:40,449
No, no, it's Mother's Day,
you can just lie there.
439
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,799
[laughs]
440
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,063
[bagpipes screeching]
441
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,414
Oh, God.
442
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,720
Oh. Just pretend
we're doing it in Scotland.
443
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,025
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