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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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There's this girl.
Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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Yes.
Pretty.
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Hi.
Uh, this is Chloe.
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I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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She's here?
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Yep.
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So you got to meet
her and I didn't?
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That is what happened.
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Damn.
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Let me,
I'm good with those.
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Well, I have seen you get
my bra off with one hand.
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When something's important,
you put in the effort.
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Thank you.
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So... Mother's Day is coming up.
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I know. You don't have
to get me anything.
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Are you sure?
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This ain't one of those times
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when you say
you don't want nothing,
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but what you really want
is for me to surprise you
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with exactly what you want?
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What? No. Why would
you think that?
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Well, I've seen it
a bunch on TV
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and it often
leads to high jinks.
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I promise,
I don't want any fuss.
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I just want a day off
with you and CeeCee.
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Well, how about this?
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I get up with CeeCee
and let you sleep in...
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I like it.
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Then the three of us
can have a picnic at the park...
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Fun.
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Then we can drop CeeCee off
with your parents
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and go to a hotel.
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And you leave me
there to sleep?
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Eventually.
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You're the best.
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So, you doing anything
for your mom?
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I'm playing around
with something.
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I'm not doing anything
for that psycho.
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Come on, it's Mother's Day.
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And when it's Psycho's Day,
I'll bake her a cake.
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What are y'all
fighting about now?
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She grounded me.
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'Cause you ran away to Mexico?
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Oh, I finished that grounding.
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This is a whole new one.
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For how long?
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She said until the devil
leaves my body.
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So you have till Sunday.
Get him out.
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Who are you talking to?
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No phones, you are grounded.
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Hail Satan.
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It's just me, Mom.
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Oh. Hi.
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I was talking to her
about Mother's Day.
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Not dealing with Missy
is the only gift I want.
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But I am looking forward
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to seeing you
and my granddaughter.
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Uh-huh...
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I am gonna see you, right?
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Well, I actually had plans.
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Oh.
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But I can rearrange things.
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No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
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Oh, it's no trouble. I want to.
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Great, we can all
go to church together.
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Cool.
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I will tell Pastor Jeff
to save you a seat up front.
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Keeps getting cooler.
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Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
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Good, good.
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So, here's a fun thought
about Mother's Day...
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Ugh, I am not going to church
on Mother's Day.
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Come on,
it's just a few hours.
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But it's my special day.
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Then stay here
and celebrate with your mom.
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But it's my special day.
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You're really not spending
Mother's Day with me?
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Well, we want to,
but it's complicated.
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Your reign is over,
deal with it.
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You still got Connor.
You're around, right?
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One of the benefits
of unemployment.
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See? You get to spend the day
with your favorite kid.
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I don't have favorites.
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Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
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I'll make it special
for you, Mom.
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Flowers, candy,
breakfast in bed...
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I want to meet that girl
you're seeing.
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Chocolate,
I know you love chocolate.
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Come on, your father's met her,
Georgie's met her.
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This is the only thing
I'm asking for.
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Fine, I'll bring her.
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Are you sure about that?
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No backsies.
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How long have you
been playing the bagpipes?
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I'm not sure I do,
but who can tell?
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Hey, are you doing anything
Sunday?
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I don't think so. Why?
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My mom would like to meet you.
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Great.
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Why are you being so difficult?
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No, I'm serious.
I want to meet her.
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Okay, but I'm warning you,
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she can be a little protective.
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It's gonna be fine.
Moms like me.
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She might not like
that you like me.
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Oh, you think
I like you?
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Of course you do,
I play the bagpipes.
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Did you do the sheets, or just
throw the blanket on top?
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I knew I should've waited
till you left.
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Am I interrupting?
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Oh, just making the bed.
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Yeah, right.
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What's up?
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I need help.
Please spend Mother's Day here.
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Sorry, we got plans.
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But Mom wants to meet Chloe
and I need a buffer.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Tried to hide this one
as long as I could.
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But now
your mom loves me.
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You're so cute.
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Please, I want this to go well.
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Oh, it's gonna go fine.
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Your mom wants
you to be happy,
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you didn't
get Chloe pregnant.
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Wait.
You didn't, right?
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No, we're not idiots.
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- Bro.
- Hey.
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I guess Dad will be there.
Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
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Absolutely.
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Really?
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'Cause usually, he--
Bup, bup, bup.
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What's
"bup, bup, bup"?
Shut up-up-up.
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I'm surprised Chloe
isn't spending Mother's Day
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with her mother.
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Maybe her mom
doesn't live here.
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Or maybe they're estranged
and don't speak.
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I'll get to the bottom of it.
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Oh, don't go
digging up dirt.
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What if she's using him?
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Using him for what?
He has nothing.
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So you admit it's weird.
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We have to be there for Connor.
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What about my mom?
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Here's the worst idea
I've ever had.
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Bring her here.
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Bup, bup, bup!
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How do you like it?
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Think about it.
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My mom has to be
on her best behavior
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in front of Chloe, right?
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So she can't be mean
to your mom.
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True.
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Plus, if we call it brunch,
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everyone will be happy,
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'cause ladies love brunch.
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I want to say that's stupid,
but we really do.
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom.
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I was thinking about Sunday
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and I had a fun thought.
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Well, as long as I get
to spend the day
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with you and CeeCee,
anything is fine.
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Terrific.
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How about we all get together
at the McAllisters'?
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You want me to spend
my Mother's Day
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with your mother-in-law?
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Just brunch.
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Well, I do like brunch.
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I could totally
tickle you right now.
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I could totally
fire you right now.
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You have no whimsy.
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Mr. McAllister, can I
talk to you about something?
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What's up?
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Well, I invited my mom
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to Mother's Day brunch
with Mrs. McAllister.
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Really?
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Hey, would you go ahead
and drop this car on me?
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Come on. Connor wants us
to be there for him and Chloe,
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and this was the only way
to make everyone happy.
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You really think
they're gonna be happy?
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Well, we're gonna
make a fuss over 'em.
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Who doesn't love a fuss?
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What're you doing
for your mother?
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My mother's dead.
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Sorry.
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No, she ain't.
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Oh, would you let me
have my fun?
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Whimsy.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I was thinking,
maybe it would be more special
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if I spent Mother's Day
with you.
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Really?
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Yeah, and CeeCee
can spend it
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with her grandma.
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Oh, I would love that.
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And her other grandma.
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Ugh.
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Look, I know it's not
what you were hoping for,
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but she really wants to come.
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Of course she does.
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What better Mother's Day gift
for her than to ruin mine?
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Well, okay, come on,
maybe this is a chance
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for the two of you
to make up.
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I'm finally meeting
Connor's girlfriend.
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I don't want Mary
embarrassing me.
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Or you end up looking great.
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Because, between the two of you,
you are the cool one.
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The girl at the salon
did say I look like Meg Ryan.
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I totally see it.
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Fine, she can come.
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But for the record,
I am making a big sacrifice.
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Yeah, but you suffer in silence
and that's what counts.
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Aww.
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What's all this?
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Well, I wanted to leave you
a little something
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before I pick up my mom.
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Oh, I told you
you didn't have to do anything.
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It's just coffee
and a card.
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Thank you.
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Should I open it now?
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Sure, go ahead.
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I wrote you a poem.
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Oh... boy.
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"To my beautiful wife,
the love of my life..."
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Solid start.
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"I'm glad
you're CeeCee's mother,
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she wouldn't want any other."
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Phew. That one took a while.
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"I hope your Mother's Day
is da bomb,
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sorry you have to spend it
with your mom."
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I've never loved a card more.
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I'm glad.
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What did you think
of the sermon?
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Mm. Powerful stuff.
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You were sleeping.
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I was praying.
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It probably don't need
to be said--
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Then don't.
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Please try and get along
with Mrs. McAllister.
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I can be nice.
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I know you can be,
but are you gonna?
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Yes.
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As long as that B-word
doesn't start anything.
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Okay, we're getting close,
so get all the poison out now.
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I am good.
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It just gets my goat the way
she acts all high and mighty.
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I'm just gonna circle.
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Like she's better
than everybody else.
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Boy, does she have
another think coming.
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Because He knows...
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Relax,
I'm great at this.
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My other boyfriend's mom
loves me.
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Funny.
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Don't do that around my mom.
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Any other no-nos?
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00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:12,910
Don't talk about politics,
religion,
262
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,738
or that you've seen me naked.
263
00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:18,481
I have such a cute story
about that mole on your butt.
264
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,352
Also funny. Please stop.
265
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,094
Don't you think
she'd like to hear
266
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,096
what an attentive lover
she raised?
267
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,229
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
268
00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:31,407
Okay, so I was thinking,
269
00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:34,149
you sit here, and then
CeeCee right next to you.
270
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,367
Love it.
271
00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,282
And then me.
272
00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,414
Where's Mary?
273
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:40,764
There.
274
00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:43,071
Oh, far from the baby, perfect.
275
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,552
And then Georgie, Dad,
276
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:48,554
Connor and Chloe
down on the end.
277
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,731
Wait, if Chloe's
way down there,
278
00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:52,341
how am I supposed
to talk to her?
279
00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:54,560
Oh, well,
those are the seats.
280
00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:57,868
The whole point is for me
to get to know her.
281
00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,131
And you will, from afar,
282
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,090
like that lady
who watches the gorillas.
283
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,094
I know how to behave myself.
284
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,358
Okay. Connor really likes
this girl.
285
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:11,229
Can you please
not embarrass him?
286
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,755
Did I embarrass you
the first time I met Georgie?
287
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,844
Very much, yes.
288
00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:19,020
Well, that was different,
he ruined your life.
289
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,935
That's good.
Focus on Georgie.
290
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,763
Bad Georgie.
291
00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:30,509
Happy Mother's Day.
292
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,903
Happy Mother's Day,
to both of you.
293
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:34,078
Welcome, welcome.
294
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,080
So glad to share
my day with you.
295
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:37,168
Your day?
296
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,040
Yep, it's your day, her day,
297
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,563
Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
298
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,304
Big day.
299
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,349
Made some mimosas
for the moms.
300
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,916
Yes, please.
Thank you.
301
00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,004
None for me.
302
00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:48,832
Oh, you sure?
It's a celebration.
303
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,052
Baptists don't drink, Jim.
304
00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:52,923
It's also 11:00 in the morning.
305
00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:55,708
Are you judging us?
306
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,798
Not me. Him.
307
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,148
Let's go see your granddaughter.
308
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,671
Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
309
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:02,803
Well, then we'll wake her up.
310
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,981
Take your time, we'll just
be out here day drinking!
311
00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:14,292
Dad,
you remember Chloe?
312
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:15,641
Oh, of course,
good to see you again.
313
00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:16,729
You, too.
314
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,166
How's it going
with all the moms?
315
00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:21,125
You wanted this.
316
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:24,955
Mom.
317
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,871
This is Chloe.
318
00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,481
Happy Mother's Day,
Mrs. McAllister.
319
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:31,266
These are for you.
320
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,485
That's very thoughtful.
321
00:13:33,616 --> 00:13:35,487
It's so nice to
finally meet you.
322
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:36,532
You, too.
323
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,316
"Chloe."
324
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:39,491
That's a pretty name.
325
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:40,579
Thank you.
326
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,625
What's your last name?
327
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,366
Maybe it's just Chloe.
328
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:45,933
Like Cher or Prince.
329
00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:47,282
Costa.
330
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,545
That ends in a vowel.
Are you Catholic?
331
00:13:50,676 --> 00:13:52,635
Mom, you just met her.
332
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,202
Can we not talk about religion?
333
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:55,464
Sorry.
334
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,205
Are you a Republican?
335
00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:02,819
So happy to be here
with my mother,
336
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,342
my wife who's a mother
337
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,691
and my mother-in-law.
338
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,868
They put that "mother"
right there in the name.
339
00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:10,566
Thank y'all
for everything you do,
340
00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:12,089
especially giving birth.
341
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,525
I was in the room for CeeCee,
342
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,876
and let me just say,
y'all earned this brunch.
343
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:18,748
Well, that is
why we did it.
344
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:21,403
Cheers.
To the moms!
345
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:25,886
And to Chloe,
who is... not a mom?
346
00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:27,496
Not that I know of.
347
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:29,585
Can't help yourself,
can you?
348
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,196
Come on, just a little bite.
349
00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:33,545
She talking yet?
350
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:35,199
Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana."
351
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,680
She was trying to say "banana."
352
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,595
Well, that ain't what came out.
353
00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,033
So, how'd
the two of you meet?
354
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,948
I work at a music store and--
355
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,516
Excuse me, I-I'd like
to hear the story.
356
00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:49,431
Oh, I-I work
at a music store
357
00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:51,476
and Connor was a customer.
358
00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:54,392
I kept going in to buy things
as an excuse to talk to her.
359
00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:56,873
So we have you to thank
for the bagpipes.
360
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:59,571
I actually found those
in a Goodwill.
361
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:00,529
Can you believe it?
362
00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:01,791
I really can.
363
00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:04,533
So, are you from the area?
364
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:06,752
I just sort of ended up here.
365
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:09,581
I was in a band with
my boyfriend at the time
366
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:12,062
Jim, switch with me.
and we were touring...
367
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:14,282
I'm eating.
It's Mother's Day, move.
368
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,720
So, I woke up and he was gone,
369
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,722
along with the van
and our instruments
370
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,289
and here I am.
371
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:23,073
Wait, what happened?
372
00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:24,422
Oh, she was in a band
with her boyfriend,
373
00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,076
he took all her stuff
and he ditched her.
374
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:30,298
I wanted to hear it
from Chloe.
375
00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:34,606
Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
needs a diaper change.
376
00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,260
I'll do it.
You sure?
377
00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:37,653
Never been more sure
of anything in my life.
378
00:15:41,222 --> 00:15:42,397
Well, you're so lovely,
379
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,529
I can't imagine any boy
ditching you.
380
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,444
Thanks. You're lovely, too.
381
00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:49,970
No, thank you.
Connor,
switch with me.
382
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,798
Mom, chill out.
383
00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:56,106
I am chill, I am just
trying to talk to Chloe
384
00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,543
and some people
are not giving me a chance.
385
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,545
I am just being friendly.
386
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:03,374
Oh, I know what you're doing.
387
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,941
You do, huh?
388
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:07,248
You are trying to embarrass me
389
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:08,814
in front of
my son's girlfriend.
390
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,513
How? By showing her
what normal looks like?
391
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:14,646
Connor, why don't you
go get your bagpipes
392
00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:15,691
and play us a song?
393
00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:16,909
Don't leave me.
Okay.
394
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,824
Okay.
395
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,131
All right, everyone
needs to settle down.
396
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:22,611
This is Mother's Day,
397
00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:23,829
and y'all are
the three most important
398
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,309
mothers in my life,
399
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,877
and all this fighting
is tearing me apart.
400
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,835
Hush.
Oh, sit down.
Stay out of it.
401
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,579
So, Mary...
402
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,451
where's your lovely daughter?
403
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,409
Don't you dare.
404
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,847
Oh, I dare. I really dare.
405
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,769
I know, I don't want
to go back out there either,
406
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,423
but we got to.
407
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,817
This is why I didn't want
to see any of you today.
408
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,210
Yeah, well,
there's the door.
409
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,560
Why does she get to leave
and I have to stay?
410
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,565
Just so you know,
Father's Day is not like this.
411
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,789
Well, that could've
gone better.
412
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,009
A plague of locusts
would've been better.
413
00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,317
Everyone liked Chloe, though.
414
00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:17,709
Yeah, true.
415
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,494
Too bad we'll never
see her again.
416
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,583
I don't think so.
417
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,019
She's really sweet
on your brother.
418
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,543
For every ass
there's a saddle.
419
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:34,770
You know, I have
one last present for you.
420
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,294
Why do I feel like this is
more of a present for you?
421
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,341
No, no, it's Mother's Day,
you can just lie there.
422
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,435
Oh, God.
423
00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:49,741
Oh. Just pretend
we're doing it in Scotland.
424
00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:50,916
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