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The party's over boys. Move on.
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Let's get a group together!
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Please be respectful of the
neighbors and go home quietly.
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Mace! The sidewalk
sale has commenced!
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Sidewalk sale! Everything
marked down fifty percent.
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Total liquidation.
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Everything must go.
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Giveaway!
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♫ Love in the twenty-first century ♫
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♫ People can be what they wanna be ♫
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♫ Any way you want it (simple, exotic) ♫
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♫ Any way you want it (do as you please) ♫
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♫ Love in the twenty-first century ♫
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Good morning, Marilyn!
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♫ Though we're living in a modern world ♫
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♫ I still believe in ♫
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♫ Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl cause I'm looking for ♫
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♫ A different kind of love ♫
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Turn around, baby.
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♫ I'm trying to find ♫
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Inhale. Come back
into Warrior One...
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and exhale. Bring the hands
to the floor and take your left
foot back Downward Facing Dog.
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Take your right foot up to
your hands and breathe
into Warrior One posture...
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and exhale come into
a Warrior Two posture.
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Pause here for a moment.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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(GASP)
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Alive?
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Did I have fun?
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Yes.
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Did l?
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Yeah.
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Got everything?
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Cell phone?
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Yes.
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Wallet?
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Yes.
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Self-respect?
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That wasn't with me last night.
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♫ I'm dying to find ♫
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♫ A different kind of love ♫
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I bought this for my... girlfriend...
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and, uh... you know...
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It just...
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it wasn't the right fit.
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So what's your return...
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Sir, we kind of have a policy...
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there's no exchanges or refunds
on dildos or penetrating devices.
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I mean, but it wasn't what
we were looking for, you know.
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I understand. Maybe you can take it home
and use it as a dog chew toy or a paperweight.
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Thanks for coming to the Gayborhood.
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Thanks.
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Have a good day.
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'morning!
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Good morning.
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You're late.
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I know.
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Considering this is only
your second week on the job...
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you sure treat it with a lot of contempt.
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Oh, don't take it personally, Zeke.
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I treat all of my jobs with contempt.
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Don't expect me to last very long.
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I don't.
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(FRONT DOOR OPENS)
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Good morning, sir.
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All purple dildos are on sale today.
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Don't forget to buy in bulk.
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It's a wonderful day for dildo-buying.
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Zeke, I had the most
incredible fourgy last night.
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I just don't even know where to begin.
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Please, don't. I just had breakfast.
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Zeke...
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sex can be a lot of fun.
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Don't knock it.
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Just because I define myself as a gay
man, doesn't mean that I'm a whore.
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I never charged a penny in my life.
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Hi! Swimwear is on sale, right?
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For you, anything.
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Twenty-nine dollars.
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I'll take them.
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These are going to look hot on you.
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Hey, don't I know
you from somewhere?
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I don't know.
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You look familiar, too.
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"Long John"
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Excuse me?
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That's how I entered
you in my cell phone.
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We hooked up about a year ago.
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I fucked you in my bath tub.
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Jesus Christ.
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Right. I vaguely remember now.
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Fun times.
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How you been?
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Good.
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Long John, these are gonna
hug you in all the right places.
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So do you still have my number?
We should do it again sometime.
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I'm flattered, but actually
I don't do that anymore.
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Bath tubs?
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Sex.
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I'm in S.C.A.
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Oh I'm sorry,
I don't speak acronym.
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Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
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Right, hush hush.
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Why?
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You couldn't tell
I'm a sexual compulsive?
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No. I thought you had sex
with me because you like me.
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Not because you're a compulsive.
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When we had sex...
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I had a slip.
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I never smelled anything.
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Here's my card.
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Perhaps we can hang out sometime.
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Yeah, but how will I know
when you're having a slip?
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Oh, not for sex.
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Maybe you'd like to
check out an SCA meeting?
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Or a cuddle party.
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Cuddle party?
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How sad.
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He is one of life's
cruel contradictions...
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a total bottom with a dick to die for...
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and then... when he should be
going to meetings to learn how to top...
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he decides to stop
having sex all together.
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Double sad.
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I don't see what's sad about
someone realizing they have a problem,
and trying to do something about it.
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Seeing all these grown up
men spending all their time
trying to get laid, now that's sad.
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Oh Zeke, please.
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There's a lot of important
stuff happening out there.
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Issues that we need to fight for...
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Civil rights,
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Discrimination, equality, marriage.
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Well I don't see you
out on the barricades.
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You're working here with me
here, peddling rubber dick.
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Now why is that?
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This is just temporary.
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Hey Marilyn.
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Oh Peter! Peter!
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Guess what?
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What?
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Who's getting married?
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I am.
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Bart asked me to marry him
this morning. I'm engaged.
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Congratulations!
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My God, that's awesome!
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Did you guys set a date?
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We're thinking mid-September.
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There's just so much to do.
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Oh Peter! I am so excited for us.
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You and Derek moving in together
and me off to get married.
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It really goes to show, you, you know...
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Dreams do come true!
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Congratulations, Bart.
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Bart, sit down over here so we can
discuss the wedding invitations.
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Not your department?
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I thought so.
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Leave us alone then.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Men - it's never too late
to teach them new tricks.
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Anyway, it might be
a bit premature, but...
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I've started working on a seating chart.
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Let me get your input.
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This is huge.
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Maybe this would be a good
time to go over some rules.
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What kind of rules?
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I would just hate for us to fight
about the small stuff, you know, like...
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who's turn it is to do the dishes,
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and taking out the garbage and stuff.
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And then there's the toilet seat issue.
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You know how much that bothers me.
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Maybe we could put up a sign,
you know, to remind me.
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I'm serious.
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A lot of relationships go bad
when people move in together.
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I just don't want that to happen to us.
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Baby, it won't.
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We just have to be considerate of each
other, and give each other some slack.
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Right?
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Right.
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Besides, it's too late. Unless you
were planning on putting me
out on the street or something.
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I didn't say I changed my mind.
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Are you trying to get me drunk?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Here, let's have a toast, okay?
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To ten wonderful months together
and many, many more to come.
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I love you.
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I love you more.
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(CLUB MUSlC)
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Let the manhunt begin!
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Loose a button, make a friend.
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You gonna come up for air, baby?
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It's just so cavernous!
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I'm addicted to cleavage.
I don't understand it.
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Um, maybe because
it resembles ass?
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Halt!
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Quality control.
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I need to verify that
this drink is not poisoned.
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Water?
199
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What? Are you pregnant or something?
200
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That is a rare species of cock!
201
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What are you? Some kind
of penis anthropologist?
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What do we have here, Mace?
203
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We have an ergonomic variety.
Not often found in North America.
204
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I am South African.
205
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Well that explains it!
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So what will it be Luke?
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Something stiff and fruity. Like my men.
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Two vodkas. Splash of cranberry.
209
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I've got me a twenty-five dollar pussy,
ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my god!
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A five dollar ghetto booty
and two dollar titties!
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Oh there they go!
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Who needs botox
when you got cupcakes?
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You know what Annie said, don't you?
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Uh, who?
215
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You know, Orphan Annie.
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That lucky little bitch
with the red hair.
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I give up.
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You're never fully dressed
without a smile.
219
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And that would make you naked.
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I see...
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So, what do you do?
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Oh!
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Now did you go ask him
what he does for a living?
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Yeah...
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Cause Luke is allergic
to that question.
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00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:05,794
Vodka!
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00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:09,432
I cannot be defined
by how I pay my rent.
228
00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:13,633
Then how? By that ridiculous
scarf and all the body glitter?
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00:10:13,795 --> 00:10:16,381
Honey, if you're not sparkling...
what the fuck are you doing?
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Touché.
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I'm Luke.
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What name do they call out when they
pin your ankles behind your ears?
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I'm Stephen.
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Stephen with a V or
Stephen with a PH?
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Uh... PH.
236
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Just verifying that you are gay.
237
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Just for the record... my ankles
are never behind my ears.
238
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Try yoga. You'll get there.
239
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Not necessary, I'm a total top.
240
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How... Iimiting. Why?
241
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Not that it's any of your business
but I just don't like to get fucked.
242
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Wait, your name is Stephen with
a PH and you're a total top?
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Papi, how could you neglect
your prostate like that?
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You know, nice talking with you girls...
245
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And a great reminder of why
I don't come to places like this.
246
00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:58,017
And just what do you mean by that?
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People here are so... typical.
248
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,761
Are you calling me typical?
249
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Typical might not be
flamboyant enough.
250
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I'd say, you're more of a gay cliché
251
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Eres mas pasiva que la puta que te pario!
(You're more of a bottom than
the bitch that gave you birth!)
252
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He called me a gay cliché
253
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Oh fuck him!
254
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What does he want me to do?
Wear flannel and go hiking?
255
00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:15,454
I'll show him gay cliché!
256
00:11:15,556 --> 00:11:16,734
Oh, no!
257
00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,698
Would the crazy faggot
get off the furniture?!
258
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:27,999
Would the drag queen
please get a wardrobe budget?
259
00:11:28,324 --> 00:11:29,186
Security!
260
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:31,930
I'm Tess Tickles and this is my show!
261
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Get your paws off me!
262
00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:34,845
Whoa!
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00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:37,087
Oh!
264
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,396
Hey there, shy boy.
265
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,344
Where do you live?
266
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,042
No, where do you live, stud?
267
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,275
I'm sick of changing my sheets.
268
00:11:45,765 --> 00:11:47,107
Eightieth and Broadway.
269
00:11:50,437 --> 00:11:51,386
Where do you live?
270
00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,573
I live around the corner actually.
271
00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:03,356
Bye!
272
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:10,077
I was starting to judge myself...
273
00:12:10,277 --> 00:12:16,257
And I have the potential to judge
myself right back into a bar.
274
00:12:17,285 --> 00:12:23,002
So I dumped that little pee-wee, 'cause
ain't nobody taking my fucking sobriety.
275
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,071
No way! No how! Ain't gonna happen!
276
00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:29,826
(APPLAUSE)
277
00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:34,051
Hi, I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic.
278
00:12:34,278 --> 00:12:35,139
Hi Marilyn.
279
00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:36,994
Thanks for the share, Sheila.
280
00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:39,902
I'm still having trouble... Ietting go.
281
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,657
I'm having trouble getting to step three...
282
00:12:42,918 --> 00:12:46,595
But thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, I think I'll get there.
283
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:51,100
I'm learning to appreciate
the little things in life.
284
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,190
You know, like cranberry juice.
285
00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:57,316
I used to resent cranberry juice
because it made my vodka taste so...
286
00:12:57,574 --> 00:12:58,305
I don't know...
287
00:12:58,599 --> 00:12:59,068
Sweet.
288
00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:04,547
Now I realize cranberry
juice can be really tasty.
289
00:13:05,638 --> 00:13:06,686
Straight up!
290
00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:09,342
(APPLAUSE)
291
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:12,959
Luke?
292
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:16,453
Try to look busy. The owner
said he might come by today.
293
00:13:16,806 --> 00:13:17,952
What do you want me to do?
294
00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:20,834
I don't know... Dust porn.
295
00:13:22,119 --> 00:13:26,047
You know, I never in a million years
imagined I'd grow up to be this...
296
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:27,653
a duster of porn.
297
00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:29,253
Who said you're grown up?
298
00:13:29,863 --> 00:13:31,785
God knows you're no spring chicken...
299
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,043
but as far as fitting into the
sociological framework of an adult?
300
00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:35,905
Uh uh.
301
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:40,193
I suppose you learned all this sociology
mumbo-jumbo at the New School?
302
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:41,382
Before they kicked you out?
303
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,614
They didn't kick me out. I left.
304
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:47,647
Well, I didn't have to waste time
at college to learn about sociology.
305
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:50,801
Did you know that some study on the correlation
between penis size and various things...
306
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:53,474
found that there is no connection
whatsoever with the size of the feet?
307
00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:55,267
And you bring this up because...?
308
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:59,394
The study did claim however, there is a
connection between penis size and height.
309
00:13:59,624 --> 00:14:02,439
But I often find glaring
exceptions to that rule.
310
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:04,736
Well maybe their sampling
wasn't as big as yours.
311
00:14:05,256 --> 00:14:06,020
True!
312
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,554
So why did you leave?
313
00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:08,643
What?
314
00:14:09,096 --> 00:14:10,045
School?
315
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,379
My parents stopped helping me with
tuition after I came out to them.
316
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:13,927
Ouch!
317
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,455
They decided New York
wasn't the best place for me...
318
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,270
and instead enrolled me at
some religious school in Ohio.
319
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:19,805
Eww!
320
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,796
That's why I didn't go back.
321
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,455
Black anal lickers.
322
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:24,832
I think I know that guy!
323
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,146
That's a picture of an ass!
324
00:14:26,248 --> 00:14:26,880
Yeah...
325
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:28,095
I think I slept with it.
326
00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:31,877
God, you're so typical. Where
are the normal gay people?
327
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:32,704
Typical?
328
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:33,922
You just hold it right there, Mister!
329
00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:36,326
The other night, some guy
called me a gay cliché...
330
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:37,382
Very perceptive of him.
331
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:38,688
Excuse me?
(DOOR OPENS)
332
00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,766
For your information,
there is nothing typical about me!
333
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,796
At all!
334
00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,095
Just because we work together
you think you know me.
335
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:45,955
I went home with you once.
Remember?
336
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,264
Bits and pieces...
337
00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:48,064
So?
338
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,541
So, I know you're not very good.
339
00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:50,405
I passed out!
340
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,236
Exactly.
341
00:14:51,305 --> 00:14:51,970
I was drunk!
342
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:52,639
No kidding!
343
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,736
Yoo-hooo!
344
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,535
You two are such a cute couple.
345
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,491
And you sweetie...
346
00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:04,128
Oh, you remind me so much
of myself as a young man.
347
00:15:10,057 --> 00:15:11,137
Peter, tell me...
348
00:15:11,273 --> 00:15:13,280
Am I just a pathetic gay cliché?
349
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,074
Don't answer that.
350
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,806
I know what you think.
351
00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,149
But seriously...
352
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,137
why does this bother me so much?
353
00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:23,649
I guess everybody has a need to
feel significant in some way.
354
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,270
You have Derek and that
whole lovey-dovey shit.
355
00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:27,367
But that's not for me.
356
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:30,562
I guess being single and easy makes
me feel good. If I wanna fuck I fuck.
357
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,355
Are you following me?
358
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:37,409
Hey Marilyn! How's restaurant
managing treating you?
359
00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:39,423
Luke! What a pleasant surprise.
360
00:15:39,753 --> 00:15:43,528
Maybe I should come work for you?
We had such fun waiting tables
together last summer, didn't we?
361
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,345
Yes, didn't we?
362
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,581
Oh, and Peter tells me you got
engaged to the owner. Way to go!
363
00:15:48,841 --> 00:15:49,856
Thank you, Luke.
364
00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:54,369
But... I thought you couldn't
have a relationship if you're
in Alcoholics Anonymous.
365
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,432
It's not a cult.
366
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,978
Anonymous means anonymous, Peter.
367
00:15:59,178 --> 00:15:59,712
Sorry.
368
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,149
Right. Hush, hush.
If only your liver could talk.
369
00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:03,972
As a matter of fact,
I'm late for a meeting.
370
00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:05,893
Trusting you can close things up?
371
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,235
Don't forget to throw out the trash.
372
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:10,473
Goodnight, Marilyn.
Lets go for drinks soon.
373
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:12,806
Hey baby!
374
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:13,604
Hey!
375
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,752
How you doing?
376
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,031
Good!
377
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,502
I'll have another.
378
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:20,328
Actually, we're closed.
379
00:16:20,651 --> 00:16:22,920
Oh, come on! A friend in need.
380
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,641
Derek, you remember Luke,
one of our regulars.
381
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:26,304
Hello there Luke.
382
00:16:26,475 --> 00:16:27,849
And hello to you.
383
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:31,619
He's just depressed because he
found out today that he's a gay cliché.
384
00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:33,063
I am not!
385
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,849
Okay, baby... Just give me a few
minutes. I just have to close out.
386
00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:36,424
OK.
387
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:38,432
So Luke, right?
388
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,905
Why don't you tell me
what's bothering you?
389
00:16:41,323 --> 00:16:42,730
How can it be?
390
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,868
I've worked so hard to stand out.
391
00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:45,862
To sparkle!
392
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,945
Not to be some stereotype.
393
00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:50,342
I don't think you have to worry about
that. You seem to stand out to me.
394
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:52,775
Besides, nobody fits neatly
into a stereotype Luke.
395
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,343
Do you have a big dick?
396
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:55,939
Uhh, I don't know.
397
00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:56,968
Really?
398
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:57,961
Let me investigate!
399
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,914
OK, sure, sure! I have a big dick.
400
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,954
So you're a black
man with a big dick.
401
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:04,617
We're all just a bunch
of stereotypes.
402
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:05,606
All of us.
403
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,496
There are black men
with small dicks.
404
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,587
Poor, poor souls.
405
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,145
There are exceptions
to all stereotypes.
406
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:13,640
But I don't want to be an
exception, or a stereotype.
407
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,811
I wanna be exceptional!
408
00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:19,080
Sometimes it all seems so pointless.
409
00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:20,388
Are you lonely?
410
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:21,862
I'm drunk.
411
00:17:22,219 --> 00:17:23,626
You know before I met Peter...
412
00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:24,836
I felt that way a lot.
413
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,257
You know, I wasn't unhappy, but
something definitely was missing in my life.
414
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:29,379
Baby, I'm ready to go.
415
00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:30,624
Luke, out!
416
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,089
Don't let him pussy-whip you, okay?
417
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:33,988
Excuse me?
418
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:36,705
I'm just saying. I know Peter.
419
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,753
I think I can take care of myself.
420
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,874
Hey, I said time to go.
421
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,473
No kidding! Where's the party?
422
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,988
Now we'll get you a cab
and get you home, OK?
423
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,129
Home? Who's going home?
424
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:56,556
Home is the four-letter word for no
other option. I am not going home.
425
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:57,987
Where's Mace?
426
00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,462
Come on, honey, lets go.
427
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,971
(CLUB MUSlC)
428
00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:05,506
Audrey!
429
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,406
Hi!
430
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,472
What are you doing later?
431
00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:12,971
There's a party in my pants
and everybody's coming.
432
00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:13,995
I'm Luke.
433
00:18:14,381 --> 00:18:15,111
I know.
434
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,148
We've hooked up like three times.
435
00:18:19,277 --> 00:18:20,771
You never remember me!
436
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:23,787
Sorry! Just trying to be polite.
437
00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:25,419
Luke! Yeah, you made it!
438
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:26,344
I always do.
439
00:18:26,509 --> 00:18:29,291
You've got to see Mace
performing in the dark room.
440
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:32,421
I just... I just saw like,
seven hands and a trunk.
441
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,858
It's something out of lndian mythology.
442
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:37,029
Have you been pollinating
again, baby?
443
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:38,658
Give us the blow by blow.
444
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:41,349
I was nursing a giant banana slug.
445
00:18:41,677 --> 00:18:45,572
I held a left hook in one hand and
a sloping cascade in the other.
446
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,233
That is the most
highly evolved species.
447
00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:49,313
It's naturally angled to just slide...
448
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,371
My turn!
449
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:51,305
Follow me.
450
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,063
Beware of the trolls, mamita!
451
00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:54,822
Audrey, can I go home now?
452
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:58,404
Aww, just nuzzle in, hon. It's OK.
453
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:01,159
Everything's gonna be just fine.
454
00:19:01,678 --> 00:19:04,711
(SOFT MOANS)
455
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,132
Where did you learn that?
456
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:11,206
Hobby.
457
00:19:12,013 --> 00:19:13,290
You've got some talent.
458
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:16,036
Umm, practice makes perfect.
459
00:19:17,774 --> 00:19:18,188
You wanna...
460
00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:22,117
You wanna finish this at my place?
I kind of want your undivided attention.
461
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,454
Are you always this needy?
462
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,832
Not always.
463
00:19:26,478 --> 00:19:29,445
Well, it's not everyday that
I find a sloping cascade.
464
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:30,404
A what?
465
00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:32,333
A sloping cascade. My friend Mace...
466
00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:33,639
-You?
-Stephen?
467
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:34,920
With a PH!
468
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,422
Well that's funny.
469
00:19:36,622 --> 00:19:37,287
Are you stalking me?
470
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,444
Hell no!
471
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,709
Still wanna come home with me?
472
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:41,411
No!
473
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:42,277
Why not?
474
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,363
You called me a gay cliché.
475
00:19:44,591 --> 00:19:46,729
Aw! You didn't strike me
as the sensitive type.
476
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:47,688
I didn't mean to upset you.
477
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:48,652
Yes you did.
478
00:19:48,783 --> 00:19:49,961
Well, I take it back.
479
00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:56,548
Woof!
480
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,542
Meow!
481
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,876
Lets blow this joint.
482
00:20:02,063 --> 00:20:03,208
I already have.
483
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:06,885
I'm beat.
484
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,164
I bet. Long day, huh?
485
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,270
Anything I can get you?
486
00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,860
Always the gentleman.
487
00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,331
Anything for my baby.
488
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:19,338
(ROMANTlC MUSlC)
489
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:22,152
♫ Been in this daze for days ♫
490
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:24,522
♫ From the love you gave ♫
491
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:28,997
♫ Still so sweet on my mind ♫
492
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,299
♫ Feeling kind of crazy ♫
493
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:35,237
♫ But I can't hardly wait ♫
494
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,879
♫ To see you again ♫
495
00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:43,566
♫ Just do what you do ♫
496
00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:46,126
♫ Don't ever stop ♫
497
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,033
♫ Giving me that love you got ♫
498
00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:52,174
♫ Don't ever stop ♫
499
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,749
(Dance Music)
♫ Always rely on things you feel ♫
500
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,633
♫ Things you feel inside ♫
501
00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:02,667
♫ When you need to put
your sense beside ♫
502
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:05,899
♫ Let your heart decide ♫
503
00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:10,185
♫ I can't get enough.
Though it can be rough ♫
504
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:11,951
♫ Even make you cry ♫
505
00:21:12,144 --> 00:21:13,705
♫ Never say goodbye ♫
506
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,146
♫ Maybe feel the same ♫
507
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,742
♫ This is not a game we're playing ♫
508
00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:20,333
♫ It's the truth we make ♫
509
00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:22,728
♫ I can't get enough... ♫
510
00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:26,949
♫ Get enough.... Get enough.... ♫
511
00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:39,886
Roses are very conventional, of course.
512
00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:42,027
But that's not necessarily a bad thing.
513
00:21:42,321 --> 00:21:44,460
At my cousin Suzy's
wedding, they had tulips.
514
00:21:44,881 --> 00:21:48,493
Tulips! Everywhere. It was so bizarre!
515
00:21:50,257 --> 00:21:53,040
Just a few more minutes,
honey. I'm so ready.
516
00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,958
Umm, right there, honey.
517
00:21:59,377 --> 00:22:02,890
Umm, right there! That's it!
518
00:22:03,505 --> 00:22:04,814
No tulips.
519
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,371
No tulips for me.
520
00:22:08,242 --> 00:22:09,419
Wait, let me get this straight.
521
00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:11,373
You met your perfect man...
522
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,608
in the backroom at BoysRoom?
523
00:22:13,809 --> 00:22:14,824
Isn't that ideal?
524
00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:16,814
Most people would be
ashamed to admit that.
525
00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,222
I am not most people!
526
00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:19,344
No Kidding.
527
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,191
I've been with a lot of guys.
528
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:22,983
I mean, A LOT of guys...
529
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,264
But this was something
out of the ordinary.
530
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:26,735
What, you didn't pass out?
531
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,419
Stephen and I had
a real connection.
532
00:22:29,554 --> 00:22:31,179
I think we even looked
each other in the eyes.
533
00:22:31,474 --> 00:22:34,289
And the way he fucked me,
I went right into the stratosphere.
534
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:36,465
And then he didn't care
about cumming himself.
535
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:37,455
He didn't cum?
536
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,406
No. He said he didn't need to.
537
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,063
It was all about my pleasure.
538
00:22:41,297 --> 00:22:42,345
Well, you must have liked that.
539
00:22:42,546 --> 00:22:43,440
Oh, I did.
540
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,489
I bet he's on anti-depressants.
541
00:22:45,586 --> 00:22:46,121
Or Tiina.
542
00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:46,760
What?
543
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:47,848
Or E. He probably couldn't cum.
544
00:22:47,986 --> 00:22:49,873
That is not true.
I can make anyone cum.
545
00:22:49,938 --> 00:22:52,752
He just chose not to.
For him it was all about Moi!
546
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:53,709
Jesus!
547
00:22:54,418 --> 00:22:55,531
So what about you?
548
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,837
Did you bang anyone from
naked yoga class last night?
549
00:22:57,906 --> 00:23:00,078
Naked yoga class
is not about sex, Luke.
550
00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:03,343
Me and Jasper were busy making
flyers for the equal rights march.
551
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,300
Huh.
552
00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:05,899
Who's Jasper?
553
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:06,797
My dog.
554
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:08,238
Aren't you non-stop fun.
555
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:10,194
Hey you!
556
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:16,240
Now that's customer service.
557
00:23:16,403 --> 00:23:18,192
Luke is trained to satisfy.
558
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,598
Zeke, this is Stephen.
559
00:23:19,891 --> 00:23:20,687
With a PH.
560
00:23:20,979 --> 00:23:23,368
So you're the guy who's been
keeping Luke awake all night?
561
00:23:23,923 --> 00:23:25,035
Hey don't I know you?
562
00:23:25,427 --> 00:23:26,288
I don't' think so.
563
00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:30,281
So, to what do we owe the pleasure of
your presence here at the Gayborhood?
564
00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:33,930
Interested in a butt-plug? May I
introduce you to the anal intruder?
565
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:35,889
No smart ass, you
know I'm not into that.
566
00:23:36,051 --> 00:23:36,847
I came to ask you on a date.
567
00:23:36,979 --> 00:23:37,775
How proper!
568
00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:40,337
Luke doesn't date.
Too much commitment.
569
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:41,518
Is that true?
570
00:23:41,747 --> 00:23:44,781
Not necessarily.
It's just the idea of dating...
571
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:45,647
Hi! How are you?
572
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,064
Hi.
573
00:23:46,707 --> 00:23:49,675
Sitting across from a complete
stranger and having them
ask me forced questions...
574
00:23:49,843 --> 00:23:51,666
Iike how many brothers and sisters I have,
575
00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:54,512
where I grew up, and what my
star sign is. It's so unnatural.
576
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:55,439
Credit or debit?
577
00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:56,106
Debit.
578
00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:57,455
Go ahead and swipe your card
and press your pin.
579
00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:59,826
Date is a four letter word for interview.
580
00:24:00,371 --> 00:24:01,680
And if I wanted one of those...
581
00:24:03,732 --> 00:24:05,226
I'd look for a real job.
582
00:24:05,587 --> 00:24:06,449
Thank you.
583
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,389
So, may I schedule one?
584
00:24:09,523 --> 00:24:09,970
What?
585
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:12,813
I like the skills on your resume.
Can I set up an interview?
586
00:24:12,915 --> 00:24:16,942
Only if it's a very modern-day, very
no-strings-attached type interview.
587
00:24:17,172 --> 00:24:18,928
I'm a no-strings-attached employer.
588
00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:21,229
I won't even bother to
check your references.
589
00:24:21,491 --> 00:24:22,473
Yeah, that would take years.
590
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,424
So, how about tomorrow?
591
00:24:26,004 --> 00:24:26,603
Yes.
592
00:24:27,188 --> 00:24:29,098
You don't know me,
and I don't know you.
593
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,097
Perfect!
594
00:24:31,028 --> 00:24:33,876
There's a spinning class at
David Barton Gym at 7.30pm.
595
00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:34,960
Be there.
596
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,114
Will do.
597
00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:43,754
Oh, fuck you, Zeke.
598
00:24:46,228 --> 00:24:46,828
Come on!
599
00:24:47,349 --> 00:24:52,237
Five... four... three... two... one!
600
00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:53,897
Hit it! Up and off that seat, come on!
601
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,018
Yeah go for it!
602
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:57,872
That's right, up that hill!
603
00:24:58,548 --> 00:24:59,890
Go! Nice!
604
00:25:00,469 --> 00:25:01,898
Pound with that foot. Pound it!
605
00:25:02,389 --> 00:25:04,625
Yeah. Come on, you can do it!
606
00:25:04,948 --> 00:25:06,509
Keep going. That's right!
607
00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:09,513
All right guys...
608
00:25:09,557 --> 00:25:10,418
you ready?
609
00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:12,590
I said are you ready?
610
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:13,679
One - go!
611
00:25:14,261 --> 00:25:15,406
Yeah! Go. Come on!
612
00:25:15,956 --> 00:25:19,305
Yeah! Come on, you can do it! Push.
613
00:25:19,669 --> 00:25:21,163
Push! Yeah.
614
00:25:30,005 --> 00:25:32,110
Save it for the steam room.
615
00:25:35,669 --> 00:25:38,091
So I was wondering: How many
brothers and sisters do you have,
616
00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:40,236
where did you grow up,
and what's your star sign?
617
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:43,951
One of each.
618
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,197
Beaverton, Oregon.
619
00:25:45,365 --> 00:25:45,834
Cancer.
620
00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:46,669
And you?
621
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:50,415
I'm an only child.
Beverly Hills, California. Leo.
622
00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:53,037
So, what do we do now
that we know each other?
623
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,635
I think we take it slow.
624
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,332
All the way to my place.
625
00:25:58,838 --> 00:25:59,950
Impressive.
626
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,285
You don't remember my place
from the other night?
627
00:26:02,454 --> 00:26:03,828
Not at all.
628
00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:07,410
I just hope you don't substitute
taste with a price tag.
629
00:26:08,086 --> 00:26:09,996
Well, I brought you home didn't l?
630
00:26:10,262 --> 00:26:11,440
You calling me cheap?
631
00:26:13,078 --> 00:26:15,315
So how do you afford
all your baubles?
632
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,231
Are you asking what I do for a living?
633
00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:19,538
Let me rephrase the question.
634
00:26:19,894 --> 00:26:22,033
Who had to die for you
to afford this place?
635
00:26:22,454 --> 00:26:24,625
Well if you must know,
I have a trust fund.
636
00:26:26,326 --> 00:26:29,774
Well it's not something
I'm proud of, or not proud of.
637
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:32,624
It just is. And it allows me
to focus on my passion.
638
00:26:32,822 --> 00:26:33,586
Which is?
639
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,092
Painting.
640
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,365
I'm getting my MFA
at the New School.
641
00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:39,349
Everything you see
on the wall is mine.
642
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:41,806
Nice.
643
00:26:42,455 --> 00:26:45,838
I'm trying to evoke visual
emotions from my art.
644
00:26:46,262 --> 00:26:48,564
I want you to feel something
when you look at it.
645
00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:50,166
Like those ink blots?
646
00:26:51,191 --> 00:26:53,013
Would you like to lay down?
647
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:55,820
Don't mind if I do.
648
00:27:00,055 --> 00:27:01,581
How does that one make you feel?
649
00:27:02,391 --> 00:27:03,122
Horny.
650
00:27:03,927 --> 00:27:04,975
And this one?
651
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:06,734
Horny.
652
00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,036
What's your passion in life?
653
00:27:10,455 --> 00:27:12,626
I would have to say sex.
654
00:27:13,015 --> 00:27:15,252
Nothing more?
Nothing a little deeper?
655
00:27:15,831 --> 00:27:17,140
Oh, deeper...
656
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,818
And you wonder why
I called you a gay cliché.
657
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,313
And what would you
like to hear doctor?
658
00:27:23,639 --> 00:27:26,159
That all I want is to
love and be loved?
659
00:27:26,552 --> 00:27:29,519
And until I find that,
I'll fuck to forget?
660
00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:32,849
Well, now you've given me
something to work with.
661
00:27:33,112 --> 00:27:33,711
Great.
662
00:27:34,072 --> 00:27:35,828
That'll be our little secret.
663
00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:44,086
So, um...
664
00:27:44,632 --> 00:27:46,126
How much do I owe
you for this session?
665
00:27:46,904 --> 00:27:48,114
Just a kiss.
666
00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:54,005
I'm sorry, I gotta head out.
667
00:27:54,232 --> 00:27:56,119
I have a friend who's going
through some drama
668
00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:58,484
and I told her I'd meet her
for dinner at nine-thirty.
669
00:27:58,552 --> 00:27:59,152
Oh.
670
00:28:02,328 --> 00:28:05,296
To be honest I had no idea
that our date would go so well.
671
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:08,301
But I'm looking forward to
getting more inside of you.
672
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,000
Pun intended.
673
00:28:15,704 --> 00:28:16,882
I'll call you tomorrow.
674
00:28:17,272 --> 00:28:18,701
I'll call you after dinner.
675
00:28:31,321 --> 00:28:32,466
Honey - no!
676
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:36,113
Because I don't want you to
re-arrange anything in there.
Just wait until I get home, OK?
677
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:37,527
Thank you.
678
00:28:38,489 --> 00:28:40,082
I love you more.
679
00:28:46,745 --> 00:28:48,306
I don't know what to do.
680
00:28:49,177 --> 00:28:50,421
What's that honey?
681
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:55,450
I just... I just need things to
be a certain way, you know, and...
682
00:28:55,481 --> 00:28:56,823
Derek doesn't get that.
683
00:28:56,953 --> 00:29:00,565
And now he's started re-arranging
the bedroom closet to fit his things in.
684
00:29:00,729 --> 00:29:02,901
Even though we both know,
I would do it better.
685
00:29:05,338 --> 00:29:06,864
Is there something else bothering you?
686
00:29:07,770 --> 00:29:08,533
No.
687
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,114
Well... Yeah.
688
00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:15,058
He takes everything so lightly.
689
00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:20,088
Always so sweet to everyone.
Always in a good mood.
Always so perfect, all the time.
690
00:29:20,186 --> 00:29:24,107
And I guess that just makes me feel...
691
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:25,909
not so perfect.
692
00:29:26,874 --> 00:29:29,744
Don't you sabotage this, now Peter.
693
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,434
Relationships can be very scary.
694
00:29:32,634 --> 00:29:34,642
But when it's right, it's right.
And you'll know.
695
00:29:35,161 --> 00:29:36,405
Yeah, but how do you know?
696
00:29:36,698 --> 00:29:38,869
Well, I don't know.
What are you asking me for?
697
00:29:39,514 --> 00:29:40,561
Look, don't think so much.
698
00:29:40,762 --> 00:29:43,992
Sometimes you just have to just plunge
ahead and go after what you want.
699
00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:46,262
Happiness is not waiting
around for anybody.
700
00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:49,234
It has to be grabbed,
and held on to.
701
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:53,047
A dirty martini for me is like...
702
00:29:53,274 --> 00:29:54,551
Awoman's breasts.
703
00:29:54,874 --> 00:29:58,038
One is not enough, but three -
704
00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,467
Three is definitely not enough.
705
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:03,087
Anybody else with a burning desire?
706
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,257
I'm Marilyn, and I'm an alcoholic.
707
00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:08,281
Hi Marilyn.
708
00:30:08,635 --> 00:30:11,056
I could really go for a
Long lsland lce Tea, right now.
709
00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:14,586
But... thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, she's taught me that...
710
00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:16,310
I only want something to hold onto.
711
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:18,005
I want a prostitute!
712
00:30:20,282 --> 00:30:22,584
I've been sober for...
713
00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:24,373
Thirty-four weeks.
714
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:29,201
And as most of you know,
I'm getting married soon.
715
00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:31,254
To my wonderful fianc?
716
00:30:31,451 --> 00:30:36,502
So if anybody knows of a banquet
hall that would compliment my
colors of cantaloupe and cream...
717
00:30:37,147 --> 00:30:38,489
You can speak to me after the meeting.
718
00:30:38,811 --> 00:30:39,705
Someone else?
719
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,907
Hi, I'm Sam, and I'm an alcoholic.
720
00:30:43,227 --> 00:30:44,274
Hi Sam!
721
00:30:44,699 --> 00:30:48,212
I've got a burning desire for just... a beer.
722
00:30:48,572 --> 00:30:49,554
Any beer!
723
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,224
One beer!
724
00:30:52,027 --> 00:30:55,410
I've got just two days of sobriety and
I've been coming here almost two years.
725
00:30:55,675 --> 00:30:58,578
We must realize that we're powerless
in the face of our addictions.
726
00:30:58,716 --> 00:30:59,861
Give me a prostitute!
727
00:30:59,932 --> 00:31:01,361
A prostitute!
728
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:05,942
Are we all finished here?
729
00:31:06,236 --> 00:31:07,064
Thank you.
730
00:31:08,028 --> 00:31:08,889
It was delicious.
731
00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:10,043
Good!
732
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,617
I just feel so ashamed
when I see people like Bobbi.
733
00:31:14,844 --> 00:31:18,059
Who's been in the program
just a couple of months, and...
734
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:19,798
she's already on step seven.
735
00:31:20,156 --> 00:31:23,473
And here I am, and I can't even
seem to reach step three.
736
00:31:24,764 --> 00:31:27,993
It seems like the harder I
try, the further away I am.
737
00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:29,978
Breathe Marilyn.
738
00:31:32,316 --> 00:31:36,659
You just need to give up the control of
your life to your higher power. Just let go.
739
00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:40,884
I guess I feel that if I don't
control it, it won't get done.
740
00:31:41,308 --> 00:31:43,894
For example: I registered at Macy's...
741
00:31:44,157 --> 00:31:48,380
and there's this crock pot
that I'm dying to have.
742
00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:53,495
And when I went back over my registry,
they had forgotten to include it.
743
00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:54,969
Completely overlooked!
744
00:31:55,901 --> 00:32:00,407
I mean, if I hadn't double
checked; that crock pot would
not be among my wedding gifts.
745
00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:06,620
You think I can just leave a $300
crock pot, up to my higher power?
746
00:32:07,037 --> 00:32:09,077
Is Bart able to help you in letting go?
747
00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:12,021
No, Bart thinks I'm making
a big fuss over nothing.
748
00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:15,417
He can't even help me locate
a venue for my bridal shower.
749
00:32:15,741 --> 00:32:19,188
Maybe you should just wait a little with
your wedding, it seems really stressful.
750
00:32:19,325 --> 00:32:21,496
No! I wanna get it over with.
751
00:32:21,757 --> 00:32:24,659
Do you think we can have my
bridal shower at my home group?
752
00:32:24,797 --> 00:32:25,495
Marilyn...
753
00:32:26,173 --> 00:32:26,805
Yes?
754
00:32:35,742 --> 00:32:36,473
Trisha...
755
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:38,198
This doesn't feel right.
756
00:32:38,397 --> 00:32:41,114
Marilyn, I know you're
attracted to me too.
757
00:32:41,278 --> 00:32:42,106
I am?
758
00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,982
You could be rushing
into this wedding...
759
00:32:45,118 --> 00:32:47,256
To avoid dealing with your true feelings.
760
00:32:47,518 --> 00:32:48,762
Have you ever...
761
00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:50,587
been with a woman?
762
00:32:51,294 --> 00:32:52,570
No. Never.
763
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:53,848
Oh, God, I'm so into you.
764
00:32:59,998 --> 00:33:00,926
Waiter!
765
00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:02,582
Dessert menus, ladies.
766
00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:03,958
One vodka sour, please.
767
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:04,630
Coming right up.
768
00:33:04,702 --> 00:33:05,595
No Marilyn!
769
00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,643
What have I done?
I'm to be a married woman.
770
00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:09,529
Marilyn, you cannot
compromise your sobriety.
771
00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:10,744
Just one, Trisha. Just one.
772
00:33:10,878 --> 00:33:11,739
It doesn't work like that.
773
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:14,007
Just one, damn it! I'm in control.
774
00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:16,217
No you're not. I'm not. We are not.
775
00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:20,250
Look, I shouldn't have let my feeling
come over me. I'm not in control of them.
776
00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:22,205
But I am your sponsor, and...
777
00:33:22,494 --> 00:33:23,061
Vodka sour.
778
00:33:32,254 --> 00:33:33,083
Ok.
779
00:33:34,239 --> 00:33:35,449
Trisha!
780
00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:45,818
I will not drink you, just this minute.
781
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:49,821
Not, just this minute.
782
00:33:52,863 --> 00:33:53,462
Not...
783
00:33:57,023 --> 00:33:57,950
Oups.
784
00:34:02,943 --> 00:34:04,285
Peter, Marilyn is here to see you.
785
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:05,595
Hey!
786
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:07,545
Marilyn, what are you doing here?
787
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:08,667
Is everything ok?
788
00:34:08,735 --> 00:34:09,782
Peter I don't know what to do.
789
00:34:10,495 --> 00:34:13,048
Oh, ok. Come here and
tell us what's wrong.
790
00:34:13,471 --> 00:34:15,358
I don't have any close
girlfriends in the city.
791
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,559
What do you mean?
792
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,966
Well, I thought I had a maid of honor.
793
00:34:20,799 --> 00:34:21,213
But...
794
00:34:22,207 --> 00:34:23,930
Well, I don't want to get into it.
795
00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,333
Anyway, I have to put together
my bridal shower all by myself.
796
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,255
And I don't know where,
or how, or who, and...
797
00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:33,594
One really shouldn't have to
organize one's own shower.
798
00:34:33,727 --> 00:34:36,542
Maybe it's not necessary
to have a bridal shower?
799
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,196
You know, we would love
to host your shower.
800
00:34:39,776 --> 00:34:40,725
You would?
801
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,967
Yeah, of course we would.
802
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,550
It would have to be
a non-alcoholic event.
803
00:34:46,848 --> 00:34:48,506
Naturally. Naturally.
804
00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:51,098
But who are you going to invite?
805
00:34:51,232 --> 00:34:53,566
Oh, don't worry, we'll
find you lot's of girlfriends.
806
00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:56,950
And Peter, your ass is gonna look
so good in a little slinky frock.
807
00:34:57,152 --> 00:35:02,041
Oh no! No, I played Jo, in an all male
production of Little Women, for six weeks.
808
00:35:02,176 --> 00:35:04,063
I think I've had enough
drag to last me a lifetime.
809
00:35:04,224 --> 00:35:06,559
Don't' be selfish. Do it for me.
810
00:35:07,744 --> 00:35:08,759
I mean -
811
00:35:09,537 --> 00:35:11,391
Do it for Marilyn.
812
00:35:17,504 --> 00:35:20,571
And yesterday this other guy started
blowing me. Also in the steam room.
813
00:35:20,801 --> 00:35:22,841
But this time I didn't cum
because we got interrupted.
814
00:35:23,009 --> 00:35:24,569
Don't you hate when that happens?
815
00:35:24,673 --> 00:35:27,706
I know. But isn't that crazy?
Twice in the same week.
816
00:35:27,841 --> 00:35:29,248
People have no shame.
817
00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:30,172
So, Luke...
818
00:35:30,401 --> 00:35:32,790
When this... happens to you...
819
00:35:33,377 --> 00:35:36,508
Do you ever think that
maybe... Just once...
820
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:38,328
You should say no to it?
821
00:35:38,529 --> 00:35:40,023
No. Why?
822
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,742
Well... You say you like
this Stephen guy...
823
00:35:44,321 --> 00:35:46,557
Maybe you should
explore monogamy?
824
00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:47,710
That's true.
825
00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:49,882
I really do like Stephen.
826
00:35:50,049 --> 00:35:53,148
And yesterday as I was getting
my dick sucked, I thought
about him the whole time.
827
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:54,329
Isn't that special?
828
00:35:55,201 --> 00:35:57,470
But what can I say?
I get distracted easily.
829
00:35:57,729 --> 00:36:00,382
If attention deficit disorder had
been around when I was a kid...
830
00:36:00,482 --> 00:36:01,497
I definitely would have had it.
831
00:36:01,665 --> 00:36:05,594
It's not ADD, Luke. It's a compulsion.
You have a compulsive disorder.
832
00:36:05,986 --> 00:36:06,652
I do not.
833
00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:09,594
If someone offers you
dick, you can't say no.
834
00:36:09,889 --> 00:36:10,817
Of course I can.
835
00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:12,603
Do you feel that?
836
00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:14,430
Oh, my!
837
00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,570
Your steam room story...
838
00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:19,418
Really turned me on.
839
00:36:19,937 --> 00:36:21,912
Maybe it's time we
finish what we started?
840
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:22,877
I'll lock the front door.
841
00:36:22,978 --> 00:36:24,887
See? You can't say no!
842
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:28,440
All the world ever sees of our community
is people like you. It's really a shame.
843
00:36:28,674 --> 00:36:30,201
Why are you always trying
to change the world Zeke?
844
00:36:30,338 --> 00:36:31,833
Because it's the only thing to do.
845
00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:33,111
I'm going to lunch.
846
00:36:33,282 --> 00:36:35,169
So you think maybe
I'm a nympho?
847
00:36:37,923 --> 00:36:39,711
I think you really like this Stephen guy.
848
00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:44,217
But, you're petrified of love and do everything
and everyone to keep your distance.
849
00:36:50,562 --> 00:36:51,675
Huh...
850
00:37:04,195 --> 00:37:05,024
Hey, Luke.
851
00:37:05,539 --> 00:37:07,579
Long John? Hey.
852
00:37:10,722 --> 00:37:11,453
Hi Luke!
853
00:37:12,003 --> 00:37:12,766
Tripod.
854
00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:13,725
Luke.
855
00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:15,711
Jackhammer! Hi.
856
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:19,069
Ok, well, welcome everybody.
857
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:21,247
Why don't we...
858
00:37:21,603 --> 00:37:22,618
Why don 't we get started.
859
00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:25,567
And we'll go around the room
and introduce ourselves.
860
00:37:25,763 --> 00:37:27,673
I'm Bob, and I'm a sexual compulsive.
861
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,020
Hi Bob!
862
00:37:30,563 --> 00:37:33,466
Hello, my name is Nacho,
and I am a sexual compulsive.
863
00:37:33,731 --> 00:37:34,811
Hi Nacho.
864
00:37:35,268 --> 00:37:37,340
Hi, I'm Nicki and I'm a sexoholic.
865
00:37:37,507 --> 00:37:38,587
Hi Nicki!
866
00:37:38,915 --> 00:37:40,857
Hi, I'm Lair and I'm a sexual addict.
867
00:37:40,995 --> 00:37:41,824
Hi Lair!
868
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:45,054
Hi, I'm Vlad, and I'm
addicted to internet sex.
869
00:37:45,156 --> 00:37:45,984
Hi Vlad.
870
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,128
Hi, I'm Sara.
871
00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:48,097
Hi, I'm Brandi.
872
00:37:48,196 --> 00:37:50,749
And we're co-dependant
and sexually compulsive.
873
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:52,323
Yeah we fuck a lot!
874
00:37:52,388 --> 00:37:53,981
Hi Sara and Brandi!
875
00:37:54,244 --> 00:37:56,382
Hi, I'm Michael.
I'm a sexual compulsive.
876
00:37:56,868 --> 00:37:57,795
Hi Michael!
877
00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:02,398
Hi, I'm Luke and I love sex.
878
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,482
Hi Luke!
879
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:09,439
So each morning when I wake up
next to a stranger, I don't blame myself.
880
00:38:09,604 --> 00:38:11,938
I just need to come here
and stick with my plan.
881
00:38:12,132 --> 00:38:14,815
Remembering that
compulsion is not a choice.
882
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,659
Thank you. Someone else?
883
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,867
My name is Roger,
I'm a sexual compulsive.
884
00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:22,306
Hi Roger!
885
00:38:22,565 --> 00:38:25,663
I've learned to accept... surrender.
886
00:38:26,149 --> 00:38:28,636
Whether it be a donut or a bicep.
887
00:38:29,924 --> 00:38:32,445
I realize that I'm
powerless over both.
888
00:38:32,676 --> 00:38:33,537
That's why I'm here.
889
00:38:33,669 --> 00:38:34,235
Thank you.
890
00:38:34,564 --> 00:38:35,360
Anyone else?
891
00:38:36,164 --> 00:38:39,099
Hi, I'm Luke, and I just
have to say I'm one of you.
892
00:38:39,396 --> 00:38:42,625
I was out recently on the dunes of Fire
lsland, fooling around with this stud.
893
00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:46,202
His ass was so hard, I couldn't
help myself from actually biting it.
894
00:38:46,405 --> 00:38:50,628
So as I'm fucking him, all these
guys start appearing out of
nowhere pulling out their fat meat.
895
00:38:50,949 --> 00:38:53,764
I came all over this guys back,
so I wasn't really horny anymore.
896
00:38:53,989 --> 00:38:58,397
But I knew if I didn't have a piece
of everyone there I would hate
myself so much the next morning.
897
00:38:58,597 --> 00:38:59,463
So I...
898
00:38:59,557 --> 00:39:01,978
Like you all... accepted surrender.
899
00:39:02,405 --> 00:39:05,340
I took to that hard hung herd like
a mosquito to blood. And had my...
900
00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:07,867
Luke, Luke! Luke! You have to stop.
901
00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,922
Because what you're doing is acting out.
902
00:39:10,149 --> 00:39:14,208
And you're enticing others to act out as
well, and that's not what we're here for.
903
00:39:14,469 --> 00:39:18,844
We're here to help each other, and support
each other. Not to pander to our vice.
904
00:39:19,206 --> 00:39:20,962
Ok everyone, repeat after me:
905
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:25,316
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
906
00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:29,275
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission.
907
00:39:29,606 --> 00:39:33,250
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
908
00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:38,114
Always seeking out new ways
to trick us into submission.
909
00:39:38,406 --> 00:39:41,789
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
910
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:46,016
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission...
911
00:39:46,406 --> 00:39:47,354
It was crazy...
912
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,115
Iike they all got into a trance.
913
00:39:49,318 --> 00:39:51,740
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
914
00:39:51,846 --> 00:39:55,142
Always seeking out new ways
to trick us into submission.
915
00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:56,000
And then...
916
00:39:56,262 --> 00:39:58,149
they started flogging
themselves with ropes.
917
00:39:58,406 --> 00:39:59,268
They did not.
918
00:39:59,366 --> 00:40:00,260
I swear!
919
00:40:00,454 --> 00:40:01,534
They did not.
920
00:40:01,926 --> 00:40:04,381
Well, they might have! I was
out of there before it came to that.
921
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:05,630
Met a cute guy though.
922
00:40:06,054 --> 00:40:06,854
Got his number too.
923
00:40:06,854 --> 00:40:07,650
You're hopeless.
924
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:11,419
But, I didn't call him. I decided to wait and
see how things were going with Stephen.
925
00:40:11,526 --> 00:40:12,322
So, you see...
926
00:40:12,838 --> 00:40:14,180
not hopeless.
927
00:40:14,471 --> 00:40:16,161
Well, Luke. That reminds me.
928
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:16,893
What?
929
00:40:17,318 --> 00:40:19,205
I remember where
I know Stephen from.
930
00:40:19,302 --> 00:40:20,513
You went to college together.
931
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:21,823
At the New School?
932
00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:23,836
He's getting his MFA in painting.
933
00:40:25,479 --> 00:40:26,788
Callboy.com?
934
00:40:27,014 --> 00:40:30,626
$300. Out only.
Total top with a total package.
935
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,709
A big dick and a college degree.
936
00:40:32,903 --> 00:40:34,725
Remember how you said
he fucked like a pro?
937
00:40:34,919 --> 00:40:36,129
It's definitely him.
938
00:40:36,647 --> 00:40:38,556
And his sloping cascade.
939
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:41,054
Nico?
940
00:40:41,383 --> 00:40:42,910
Now you know why he doesn't cum.
941
00:40:43,334 --> 00:40:44,033
With you.
942
00:40:44,647 --> 00:40:47,200
Will make you feel like
you're the one and only.
943
00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:48,993
He's got testimonials too.
944
00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:51,942
You little gutter snipe! I can't
believe you printed this out for me.
945
00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:53,184
Tough love, Luke.
946
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,140
You know what I did
last night when he had...?
947
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,319
It's all making sense.
948
00:40:57,928 --> 00:41:00,262
You know what I did last night
instead of fuck a stranger?
949
00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:01,380
I went home.
950
00:41:01,672 --> 00:41:02,500
Alone.
951
00:41:02,728 --> 00:41:05,597
Thinking about... Nico.
952
00:41:06,216 --> 00:41:08,583
And just what exactly are
you doing on callboy.com?
953
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,941
I wrote a paper on queer culture
and online sex last semester.
954
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:14,534
For Sociology class.
955
00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:17,088
No wonder your parents
stopped paying your tuition.
956
00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:20,871
Zeke... Do you have a roommate?
957
00:41:21,256 --> 00:41:21,954
Just Jasper.
958
00:41:22,184 --> 00:41:22,882
Who's Jasper?
959
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:24,516
My dog!
960
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,681
Right. Fabulous!
I'm gonna need your help.
961
00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:31,710
I just wanna feel special, Nico, and...
962
00:41:31,976 --> 00:41:34,726
you sound like special people medicine.
963
00:41:35,496 --> 00:41:37,885
Oh I bet you've got
a lot of regulars, Nico.
964
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,709
Maybe if all goes well
tonight, I'll be a regular too.
965
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,408
Really?
966
00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:43,873
Oh, dear me!
967
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,328
Now you're sure you don't need a passport
to come all the way to Queens?
968
00:41:47,912 --> 00:41:49,406
Take the W train.
969
00:41:49,929 --> 00:41:55,646
To thirtieth Avenue. I'm at 1151 Vernon.
Apartment 1C. One second Nico.
970
00:41:55,816 --> 00:41:56,198
What?
971
00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:57,823
Ask if he'll bottom for you.
972
00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:03,491
Sorry about that, my wife is
all up in my shit, as they say.
973
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,534
Now one more little thing...
974
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,150
I'm really in the mood to do a little
pummeling tonight. Are you a strict top?
975
00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,231
Double the price?
976
00:42:12,776 --> 00:42:15,264
Well what's money to me?
I'm sure you're worth every penny!
977
00:42:15,529 --> 00:42:16,739
Oh, you don't say!
978
00:42:16,809 --> 00:42:17,791
Excuse me? Can I try these...
979
00:42:17,897 --> 00:42:18,944
Shut up!
980
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,344
Alright, Nico.
981
00:42:21,481 --> 00:42:22,790
Tonight. 7pm.
982
00:42:23,273 --> 00:42:24,004
Ciao!
983
00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:27,719
How may I help you?
984
00:42:49,769 --> 00:42:52,290
What? Not the climax
you were expecting, Nico?
985
00:42:52,426 --> 00:42:53,124
You tricked me?
986
00:42:53,257 --> 00:42:55,232
You're the only trick I see.
And way overpriced.
987
00:42:55,369 --> 00:42:56,449
Fuck you!
988
00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:59,329
Yeah, fuck you! I'm the one who's
supposed to be angry here!
989
00:42:59,561 --> 00:43:01,503
Well I guess you got
me real good, huh?
990
00:43:01,641 --> 00:43:03,365
Set me up for your
Bette Davis moment.
991
00:43:03,561 --> 00:43:05,471
You thought I'd cry and apologize?
992
00:43:05,610 --> 00:43:07,497
This is me, Luke. This
is what I do for a living.
993
00:43:07,562 --> 00:43:08,128
Why?
994
00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:09,349
I need the money.
995
00:43:09,578 --> 00:43:11,334
Oh, yeah, what about the trust fund?
996
00:43:12,778 --> 00:43:13,444
You don't wanna hear it.
997
00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:14,853
Oh, go on... tell me more lies!
998
00:43:15,017 --> 00:43:16,195
I never lied to you!
999
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:20,101
Look... My parents blocked
access to my trust. OK?
1000
00:43:20,522 --> 00:43:24,035
My family has money, but I haven't
seen a penny since they kicked
me out when I was eighteen.
1001
00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:26,690
Let me guess. They found out
you were gay, and cut you off, right?
1002
00:43:26,794 --> 00:43:30,023
No. I was molested by my uncle
from the age of thirteen.
1003
00:43:31,402 --> 00:43:34,253
When I finally told the school counselor
and the police got involved...
1004
00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:36,386
my parents refused to believe it.
1005
00:43:36,554 --> 00:43:39,556
They said I was a
disgrace to the family name...
1006
00:43:39,626 --> 00:43:41,284
and didn't want to see me again.
1007
00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:43,430
I'm sorry.
1008
00:43:43,786 --> 00:43:45,575
I still love my parents.
1009
00:43:46,283 --> 00:43:49,927
But it's kind of hard to accept that
they've never been there for me.
1010
00:43:51,851 --> 00:43:54,917
So this is what I do to
put myself through school.
1011
00:43:55,307 --> 00:43:56,386
It's not forever.
1012
00:43:57,451 --> 00:44:00,369
But if you're going to stand there
in judgment, like my parents...
1013
00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:02,182
Then I don't want anything
to do with you either.
1014
00:44:02,251 --> 00:44:03,331
Don't' you turn this around on me!
1015
00:44:03,563 --> 00:44:05,418
I tried to be monogamous for you.
1016
00:44:06,059 --> 00:44:07,073
I never asked you to.
1017
00:44:08,075 --> 00:44:10,693
Look as two men, we're
free to find our own way.
1018
00:44:10,891 --> 00:44:12,746
But we're not gonna find it
if you play games with me.
1019
00:44:12,811 --> 00:44:15,015
I wouldn't have confronted you
at all if I didn't care about you.
1020
00:44:15,627 --> 00:44:16,161
A lot.
1021
00:44:16,683 --> 00:44:17,315
Really?
1022
00:44:17,515 --> 00:44:18,148
Yeah...
1023
00:44:18,603 --> 00:44:21,385
I would have just told all my friends
I'm fucking a rent boy for free.
1024
00:44:25,804 --> 00:44:26,251
So...
1025
00:44:27,627 --> 00:44:28,707
Are we still good?
1026
00:44:29,963 --> 00:44:31,108
Maybe...
1027
00:44:32,075 --> 00:44:33,602
Well, should we find out?
1028
00:44:33,899 --> 00:44:36,583
Do I still get to pummel?
1029
00:44:38,347 --> 00:44:39,624
Are you still paying double?
1030
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:40,641
Oh, yeah!
1031
00:44:45,036 --> 00:44:47,043
So you're going to
date a prostitute?
1032
00:44:47,212 --> 00:44:49,317
I realized I can have
my cake and eat it too.
1033
00:44:49,611 --> 00:44:51,172
And how did I eat my cake.
1034
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:52,802
But he totally lied to you..
1035
00:44:52,908 --> 00:44:54,315
It was a misunderstanding.
1036
00:44:54,668 --> 00:44:56,675
But the best part was
he finally came with me.
1037
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,634
It shot right past my
head onto the pillow.
1038
00:44:58,699 --> 00:44:59,682
Wait... whose pillow?
1039
00:44:59,852 --> 00:45:01,674
Oh, don't worry. I found
a sponge in your kitchen.
1040
00:45:01,964 --> 00:45:03,786
Ew! I slept there last night!
1041
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:05,671
Hey, babe!
1042
00:45:05,964 --> 00:45:06,913
Hey!
1043
00:45:10,476 --> 00:45:12,680
So. Is this the accomplice?
1044
00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:15,523
You get off a three?
1045
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:16,225
I do.
1046
00:45:16,492 --> 00:45:18,696
But I have a bridal shower to attend.
1047
00:45:18,892 --> 00:45:19,623
You wanna come?
1048
00:45:19,948 --> 00:45:22,087
Is this the thing where you
need to dress like a woman?
1049
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:24,456
Yes, and it will be lot's of fun!
1050
00:45:24,844 --> 00:45:26,568
Why don't you just come over after.
1051
00:45:27,916 --> 00:45:30,534
You can come to the party too,
Zeke. I've got wigs to spare.
1052
00:45:30,636 --> 00:45:32,807
No thanks. I'll be at home.
1053
00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,370
Washing my sheets.
1054
00:45:36,717 --> 00:45:38,888
I swear, Madeleine... men in
New York they drive you to drink.
1055
00:45:39,084 --> 00:45:41,637
I have to say you look
real good in that Burka.
1056
00:45:43,789 --> 00:45:45,611
You think I'll get any today?
1057
00:45:46,061 --> 00:45:49,672
Has a man in drag ever
gotten laid? Ever?
1058
00:45:52,557 --> 00:45:54,859
Luke, don't spill any of that, Ok?
1059
00:45:55,181 --> 00:45:57,091
My name is Conness du Cunt.
1060
00:45:57,261 --> 00:45:59,049
Everybody, look who just arrived.
1061
00:45:59,469 --> 00:46:00,135
Hey!
1062
00:46:01,549 --> 00:46:02,629
Marilyn, congratulations.
1063
00:46:02,797 --> 00:46:04,772
Oh, thanks Luke! I hear
you're dating someone too.
1064
00:46:04,941 --> 00:46:06,021
Unbelievable, no?
1065
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:06,887
Is he here?
1066
00:46:07,054 --> 00:46:07,918
No, he had to work.
1067
00:46:07,918 --> 00:46:08,811
He's a hustler.
1068
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:09,956
It's perfect.
1069
00:46:10,221 --> 00:46:11,334
That's such a cop out.
1070
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:14,087
Come Marilyn, lets go put that in the
bedroom with the other presents.
1071
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,264
So, how are things
going with the hustler?
1072
00:46:17,102 --> 00:46:18,345
I call him Stephen.
1073
00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:20,453
Oh, so it's serious then.
Maybe love?
1074
00:46:20,557 --> 00:46:21,451
No. Absolutely not.
1075
00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:24,132
It's anything but serious.
It's not serious at all. Just fun.
1076
00:46:24,461 --> 00:46:25,192
For now.
1077
00:46:25,613 --> 00:46:28,199
Ah, the lady doth
protest too much...
1078
00:46:28,878 --> 00:46:30,950
I'm not even sure there
is such as thing as love.
1079
00:46:31,214 --> 00:46:32,807
What our society refers to as love...
1080
00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:35,212
seems to be all about
power struggle and addiction.
1081
00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:37,418
People will do anything
they can to get love.
1082
00:46:37,485 --> 00:46:39,657
And once they get it,
they'll do anything to keep it.
1083
00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:44,236
Give me my love fix and I'll
make your dinner, wash your
socks and give up my freedom.
1084
00:46:44,622 --> 00:46:45,996
Give me my love now!
1085
00:46:46,350 --> 00:46:48,073
Or I'm going to make
you pay, you fucking pig.
1086
00:46:48,398 --> 00:46:49,510
And so on and so forth.
1087
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:54,410
Hmm. Or love can be about two
people helping each other grow.
1088
00:46:54,638 --> 00:46:57,388
Yeah. And where does the love
go once your done growing?
1089
00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:58,661
After it all ends?
1090
00:47:00,430 --> 00:47:01,892
You know, the last guy
I was serious about...
1091
00:47:02,031 --> 00:47:02,729
I knew there was one.
1092
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:04,747
It was really intense, you know.
1093
00:47:04,911 --> 00:47:06,634
We really meant everything to each other.
1094
00:47:06,798 --> 00:47:07,845
He had my back.
1095
00:47:08,751 --> 00:47:10,180
And then it ended.
1096
00:47:11,054 --> 00:47:13,324
I ran into him last year, and
I go up to him. All excited.
1097
00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:17,132
All warm inside. Like I want
to hug him all over. Like he
still meant so much to me.
1098
00:47:17,454 --> 00:47:19,276
And I run up to him and he says...
1099
00:47:19,374 --> 00:47:20,651
"What up, Luke?"
1100
00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:22,822
And that was it.
1101
00:47:23,023 --> 00:47:26,765
All those powerful moments.
All the "l love you's."
1102
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,782
And in the end, that's all it's worth.
1103
00:47:29,295 --> 00:47:31,848
A frigid "What up, Luke?"
1104
00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:33,737
Peter, how did you
know that you were gay?
1105
00:47:33,870 --> 00:47:35,365
Uh, I just knew.
1106
00:47:38,895 --> 00:47:40,902
But... How did you know?
1107
00:47:41,135 --> 00:47:44,681
Um. You know, it feels natural,
like writing with my right hand.
1108
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:46,981
But couldn't you learn to
write with your left hand?
1109
00:47:47,215 --> 00:47:52,452
Well... Probably, but my
penmanship would be shit, and
it would feel real awkward.
1110
00:47:52,816 --> 00:47:54,671
Hi Peter! I brought a cake.
1111
00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:56,007
From the Hamptons!
1112
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,101
Thank you, Edie!
1113
00:47:57,552 --> 00:47:59,242
Congratulations, Marilyn.
1114
00:47:59,503 --> 00:48:00,616
Thanks!
1115
00:48:02,927 --> 00:48:05,229
So you never
questioned your sexuality?
1116
00:48:05,488 --> 00:48:06,982
Um. No. Never.
1117
00:48:07,119 --> 00:48:07,653
Why not?
1118
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,931
I'm just not into women.
1119
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:11,340
Have you ever been with a woman?
1120
00:48:11,536 --> 00:48:12,713
No! I have not.
1121
00:48:12,879 --> 00:48:14,221
So how do you know
you're not into them?
1122
00:48:15,248 --> 00:48:16,248
Marilyn...
1123
00:48:16,336 --> 00:48:18,124
you and I are friends, ok?
1124
00:48:18,383 --> 00:48:19,878
That's not what I meant.
1125
00:48:20,432 --> 00:48:21,623
Look at this...
1126
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,014
little black marks all over my floor.
1127
00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:30,443
There was this pervert who hid in the
woods behind my junior high school
1128
00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:32,681
and flashed some of the girls.
1129
00:48:33,264 --> 00:48:37,061
I used to wander in those
woods everyday after school
1130
00:48:37,232 --> 00:48:40,298
hoping and praying
that he would flash me.
1131
00:48:41,584 --> 00:48:42,860
It never happened.
1132
00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:45,581
But that's how I knew I was gay.
1133
00:48:46,448 --> 00:48:47,877
Derek, what's going on here?
1134
00:48:48,048 --> 00:48:50,699
Conness and I were just having a little
heart to heart and please, call me La Ronda
1135
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:54,092
La Ronda, take off those pumps.
They're scuffing up my parquet.
1136
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,629
Ok, you need to leave me alone and
1137
00:48:55,728 --> 00:48:57,222
who's La Ronda without her pumps?
1138
00:48:57,425 --> 00:49:00,491
She's the woman who's going
to be on her knees scrubbing
the kitchen floor tomorrow.
1139
00:49:00,657 --> 00:49:02,697
You see why I prefer
the life of a single gal?
1140
00:49:03,249 --> 00:49:05,191
Leave my man alone, slut!
1141
00:49:06,321 --> 00:49:08,557
Slut? Am I a slut?
1142
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:10,733
Are you a slut?.
1143
00:49:11,088 --> 00:49:13,510
I can't speak for my ass.
It's public property
1144
00:49:13,809 --> 00:49:15,500
What's wrong with you people?
1145
00:49:16,305 --> 00:49:18,028
Don't you want somebody
to wake up with?
1146
00:49:18,161 --> 00:49:21,095
Who you know will be there
through sickness and in health?
1147
00:49:21,201 --> 00:49:22,029
Tiil death do you part?
1148
00:49:24,018 --> 00:49:26,221
God knows that's what I want.
1149
00:49:27,761 --> 00:49:29,648
You know it is quite
a beautiful feeling.
1150
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,622
Why are you all so in love with love?
1151
00:49:32,817 --> 00:49:35,981
I just want to be able to unhinge
my jaw like an anaconda.
1152
00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:40,617
Right? I mean why I can't I
enjoy sex for the sake of sex
without being labeled a slut?
1153
00:49:40,721 --> 00:49:44,366
It,s really not our fault, Conness.
I mean we're attractive and social,
1154
00:49:44,785 --> 00:49:45,898
so we meet a lot of people.
1155
00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:50,538
Precisely. And it's our duty
to take advantage of the
opportunities presented us in life.
1156
00:49:50,705 --> 00:49:53,226
Sluttiness is life affirming.
1157
00:49:53,489 --> 00:49:56,621
Slut is a four letter word for YES.
1158
00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:03,690
I can 't believe you came
over here wearing that.
1159
00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:08,269
Do you know, I have closet
case clients who would
happily bash you in the street?
1160
00:50:08,722 --> 00:50:13,163
Did you know I was bashed once?
In the West Village. Unbelievable.
1161
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,668
Were you in drag?
1162
00:50:14,962 --> 00:50:17,034
Are you suggesting
it would be justified?
1163
00:50:17,426 --> 00:50:18,603
No, of course not.
1164
00:50:18,802 --> 00:50:19,696
Yes you are.
1165
00:50:19,858 --> 00:50:23,436
You're saying if I was some
swaggering macho man in baggy
jeans I'd never be attacked.
1166
00:50:23,602 --> 00:50:25,228
Well, yes.
1167
00:50:25,394 --> 00:50:29,551
I mean, you're saying that I'm asking
for it, because I swish and wear heals.
1168
00:50:30,099 --> 00:50:32,041
You're never going to change
the world by thinking like that.
1169
00:50:32,179 --> 00:50:34,066
What the fuck are you talking about?
1170
00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:35,949
Change the world?
1171
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:39,244
Take off that wig. I can't
even take you seriously.
1172
00:50:40,114 --> 00:50:42,351
Why should I take it off, Nico?
1173
00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:44,393
Give me a break Luke.
1174
00:50:45,299 --> 00:50:47,208
What, do you feel the
same way as your clients?
1175
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:51,405
Look, just chill out.
You remind me of my sister.
1176
00:50:51,955 --> 00:50:53,580
Wait. You have a sister?
1177
00:50:54,195 --> 00:50:58,057
Get over here.
You still got glitter everywhere.
1178
00:50:58,131 --> 00:51:01,709
Do not take it off. What am I
doing if I'm not sparkling?
1179
00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:04,074
You don't need glitter to sparkle.
1180
00:51:04,243 --> 00:51:07,789
Yeah, well you don't need to
be straight acting to be a man.
1181
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,163
Touché.
1182
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:16,462
That was a big mistake.
1183
00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:18,285
I thought it was fun.
1184
00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:19,883
Of course you did.
1185
00:51:21,684 --> 00:51:23,178
What is that supposed to mean?
1186
00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:26,318
The way you were all over
everyone. All touchy feely.
1187
00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:29,806
Oh come one. I was just
being a good hostess, you know
making everyone feel welcome.
1188
00:51:29,972 --> 00:51:31,532
By grinding on them?
1189
00:51:32,211 --> 00:51:35,888
I didn't grind on anybody.
I probably overdid it a little to
make up for your uptightness.
1190
00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:37,580
I was just trying to make sure
the party ran smoothly.
1191
00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:40,530
Oh yeah, by nagging and running around
telling everyone not to touch anything.
1192
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,923
Look it was your idea to have
the party here, not mine.
1193
00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:44,756
Maybe you should have taken
a little more responsibility.
1194
00:51:44,756 --> 00:51:46,698
Don't used that cloth on the
floor its for the kitchen.
1195
00:51:46,772 --> 00:51:48,812
Would you stop telling me what
to do all the God damn time?
1196
00:51:49,108 --> 00:51:50,253
Don't yell at me.
1197
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:54,803
I'm not yelling ok. Just relax.
This party was for Marilyn...
1198
00:51:54,932 --> 00:51:57,420
And the important thing was that
she had a good time. And you
know what? I think she did.
1199
00:51:57,588 --> 00:52:00,108
Yeah, I'm not so sure. She was
acting strange the whole time.
1200
00:52:00,276 --> 00:52:03,473
And you know she can't stand Luke.
God only knows why you invited him.
1201
00:52:03,636 --> 00:52:04,650
Peter, stop!
1202
00:52:06,101 --> 00:52:06,799
Come here.
1203
00:52:07,988 --> 00:52:09,003
What?
1204
00:52:10,901 --> 00:52:12,526
We love each other right?
1205
00:52:15,189 --> 00:52:16,749
Of course we do.
1206
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,148
Good, that's all that matters.
Let's not fight ok?
1207
00:52:26,869 --> 00:52:29,203
Hi, I'm Carol and I'm an alcoholic.
1208
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,096
Hi Carol.
1209
00:52:30,453 --> 00:52:36,149
I'm also a sex and a love addict,
'cause l... I really want to find love.
1210
00:52:36,309 --> 00:52:41,459
I'm also in cocaine addicts
anonymous, 'cause I love cocaine.
1211
00:52:41,685 --> 00:52:43,539
Have you seen Trisha recently?
1212
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,658
No, but I hear she's been going to the
thirteenth street group down in the village.
1213
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:52,242
And I'm also in overeater's anonymous.
Not because I overeat but...
1214
00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,992
It's all women. It's all loving.
1215
00:52:56,789 --> 00:53:00,880
Thank you Carol. Let's
continue with day counts. Ryan.
1216
00:53:01,205 --> 00:53:01,674
I'm Ryan.
1217
00:53:01,782 --> 00:53:02,927
Hey Ryan.
1218
00:53:03,061 --> 00:53:07,251
I'm an alcoholic.
I've got 58 days in the program.
1219
00:53:07,734 --> 00:53:11,443
(APPLAUSE)
1220
00:53:11,765 --> 00:53:17,133
Hi I'm Carlos, and I have a desire to stop
drinking. I had nine days on Thursday.
1221
00:53:17,557 --> 00:53:19,630
(APPLAUSE)
1222
00:53:20,118 --> 00:53:25,006
I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic.
And today is 246 days.
1223
00:53:25,558 --> 00:53:29,519
(APPLAUSE)
1224
00:53:30,037 --> 00:53:33,616
Commercial closet.org. They're
the ones that get positive portrayals
in the mainstream media.
1225
00:53:33,718 --> 00:53:35,758
See if they can cover it. Great.
1226
00:53:37,238 --> 00:53:38,645
What's going on here Guttersnipe?
1227
00:53:38,806 --> 00:53:41,195
Your specialty. Dick inventory.
1228
00:53:41,814 --> 00:53:42,894
What's with the boa?
1229
00:53:43,062 --> 00:53:44,044
Shock value.
1230
00:53:44,630 --> 00:53:46,834
You can't shock anybody is Chelsea.
1231
00:53:46,998 --> 00:53:51,603
True, but you should have seen
the sensation it caused at my high
school reunion in rural Oregon.
1232
00:53:51,734 --> 00:53:54,255
Speaking of high school,
I'm not coming in tomorrow.
1233
00:53:54,454 --> 00:53:58,448
I'm on the GLBT panel at Booker
Washington High in the Bronx.
1234
00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:00,907
What's the panel about?
1235
00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:02,035
Teen empowerment.
1236
00:54:02,390 --> 00:54:06,351
Did you know that gay teens
are four times as likely to commit
suicide as straight teens?
1237
00:54:06,807 --> 00:54:09,109
Yeah, especially if they live in the Bronx.
1238
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,628
It's not a joke Luke.
It's an epidemiological trend.
1239
00:54:11,895 --> 00:54:13,007
Fancy word Zeke.
1240
00:54:13,142 --> 00:54:15,663
And it can be prevented with
education and awareness.
1241
00:54:15,863 --> 00:54:18,351
Gay teens are often conditioned
to believe that they're not normal,
1242
00:54:18,487 --> 00:54:22,033
which leads to feelings of
inadequacy, depression, suicide.
1243
00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:25,458
Teen is just a four letter
word for inexperienced.
1244
00:54:25,623 --> 00:54:27,313
I prefer men that can
teach me a little something.
1245
00:54:27,383 --> 00:54:31,791
Luke, why are such a
egocentric self serving cunt?
1246
00:54:32,055 --> 00:54:33,648
Don't you have any
concern for other people?
1247
00:54:33,783 --> 00:54:35,245
Cunt. Why that's just
another four letter word for...
1248
00:54:35,351 --> 00:54:36,279
Shut up!
1249
00:54:36,503 --> 00:54:41,489
I'm talking about a superlatively
serious issue here, and as always
you make it into a smartass joke.
1250
00:54:41,624 --> 00:54:45,420
Gay kids are killing themselves.
Show some fucking compassion.
1251
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,665
Why? You think I haven't
been through it all?
1252
00:54:47,799 --> 00:54:50,068
You think I've forgotten that every
day of high school was torture?
1253
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:53,811
That not a moment went by where I
wasn't called fag, fruit, fairy, tinkerbell?
1254
00:54:53,975 --> 00:54:56,024
Well guess what? I didn't kill myself.
1255
00:54:56,024 --> 00:54:56,951
I don't think you forgot.
1256
00:54:57,015 --> 00:55:00,179
I think you remembered it when you wore
a feather boa to your High School reunion.
1257
00:55:00,248 --> 00:55:02,965
And I think you remember it each and
every time you have cheap detached sex.
1258
00:55:03,032 --> 00:55:04,046
Right I embrace It all now.
1259
00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:07,185
No, your trying to prove to the
world that you're a big fag.
1260
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,491
Well guess what? You don't
have to prove anything Luke.
1261
00:55:09,624 --> 00:55:10,737
Try just being you!
1262
00:55:11,384 --> 00:55:14,865
Don't you need a license to practice therapy?
Why am I always being analyzed by you?
1263
00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:16,277
Why are you so self destructive?
1264
00:55:16,472 --> 00:55:19,189
You're not only hurting yourself, but
your behavior is hurting all of us.
1265
00:55:19,352 --> 00:55:20,530
Who? Who else does it hurt?
1266
00:55:20,728 --> 00:55:23,063
Us. Gay men as a group.
The community.
1267
00:55:23,192 --> 00:55:24,883
The community.
You know what Zeke?
1268
00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:29,240
You're only a homosexual
crusader because your parents
do not and will never accept you.
1269
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,640
Accept that.
1270
00:55:47,288 --> 00:55:47,888
So Stephen...
1271
00:55:48,217 --> 00:55:48,599
Uh huh?
1272
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,480
What do you like about me?
1273
00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:55,664
Your hairy chest.
Your kisses. Your ass.
1274
00:55:55,929 --> 00:55:57,423
What about my inner qualities?
1275
00:55:57,625 --> 00:55:58,574
What about them?
1276
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,051
Like, do I have any?
1277
00:56:00,281 --> 00:56:01,263
Of course you do. Why?
1278
00:56:01,593 --> 00:56:02,487
I don't know.
1279
00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:05,017
No, it was just
something Zeke said.
1280
00:56:05,177 --> 00:56:07,730
It made me think maybe
I'm not such a swell guy.
1281
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,839
Oh please, Zeke? He's an idiot.
1282
00:56:10,041 --> 00:56:10,870
Why do you say that?
1283
00:56:11,225 --> 00:56:14,192
Him and his crazy gay agenda.
That kid's a pain in the ass.
1284
00:56:14,585 --> 00:56:15,992
He really does care though.
1285
00:56:16,153 --> 00:56:18,771
Yeah, well I don't care for him.
He tried to break us up. Remember?
1286
00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:22,131
He's probably jealous because
you have somebody and he doesn't.
1287
00:56:23,097 --> 00:56:24,045
I bet he's in love with you.
1288
00:56:24,954 --> 00:56:26,066
No, he's not.
1289
00:56:26,874 --> 00:56:28,368
(CELLPHONE RlNGlNG)
1290
00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:31,316
Hey!
1291
00:56:32,986 --> 00:56:34,415
Yeah I'm available.
1292
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:38,386
Alright. I can arrange that.
1293
00:56:40,473 --> 00:56:42,164
Ok you won't be disappointed.
1294
00:56:45,177 --> 00:56:47,763
Ok. Yeah, let me
call you back in a few.
1295
00:56:55,481 --> 00:56:59,573
It's one of my regulars for tonight.
He wants me to bring a friend.
1296
00:57:00,218 --> 00:57:02,771
Don't look at me.
I will never charge.
1297
00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:05,719
I wouldn't dream of it. I never
mix business with pleasure.
1298
00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:07,536
Kind of hard to believe
in your line of work.
1299
00:57:08,442 --> 00:57:11,541
Let me make it perfectly clear
to you that when I'm working,
1300
00:57:11,674 --> 00:57:15,536
I'm able to remove intimacy from
sex completely. Like a switch.
1301
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,241
I'd like to see you afterwards.
1302
00:57:17,562 --> 00:57:19,602
Won't you be all fucked out?
1303
00:57:20,027 --> 00:57:22,961
Fucked out yeah. And
ready to make love to you.
1304
00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:24,981
Define "make love."
1305
00:57:26,714 --> 00:57:27,794
"Make love."
1306
00:57:29,563 --> 00:57:34,003
When you're with one special
person and you're completely present.
1307
00:57:35,835 --> 00:57:38,202
You can close your eyes
and there's nobody else.
1308
00:57:39,323 --> 00:57:40,752
Just the two of you.
1309
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,979
All other sexual fantasies vanish.
1310
00:57:45,947 --> 00:57:47,256
Can you try that?
1311
00:57:55,067 --> 00:57:56,976
Who are you fantasizing about?
1312
00:58:00,252 --> 00:58:01,299
I love you Luke.
1313
00:58:10,171 --> 00:58:11,284
Stop trying to fix me.
1314
00:58:13,307 --> 00:58:14,168
What?
1315
00:58:14,331 --> 00:58:17,266
I know I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty
happy with who I am. I'm a good guy.
1316
00:58:17,403 --> 00:58:18,134
Do you even know that?
1317
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,321
Yeah, of course I do.
1318
00:58:19,515 --> 00:58:20,443
Let me be me, Peter.
1319
00:58:20,827 --> 00:58:22,256
Baby, what are you talking about?
1320
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,121
You don't even know do you?
You don't even realize what you're doing?
1321
00:58:24,219 --> 00:58:24,688
What?
1322
00:58:24,827 --> 00:58:26,256
Listen, I prefer doing
dishes using a brush...
1323
00:58:26,395 --> 00:58:28,218
I'm fine with you using the sponge
even though its less sanitary.
1324
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,235
But I won't have you tell
me I have to do it as well.
1325
00:58:30,364 --> 00:58:31,477
It doesn't fucking matter, Peter!
1326
00:58:31,643 --> 00:58:32,821
Watch your potty mouth, dear.
1327
00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,875
Stop telling me what to do.
1328
00:58:38,203 --> 00:58:38,803
Oh man.
1329
00:58:41,276 --> 00:58:42,585
Why don't you just
go ahead and say it?
1330
00:58:42,748 --> 00:58:43,544
Say what?
1331
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:47,609
That you don't love me anymore and
that it was a mistake to move in together.
1332
00:58:47,996 --> 00:58:49,207
That's not what I'm saying Peter.
1333
00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:50,939
But that's what you're
thinking isn't it?
1334
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:51,831
That's not true.
1335
00:58:51,964 --> 00:58:54,517
There's no use denying it.
I can feel it.
1336
00:58:54,908 --> 00:58:56,152
You don't love me anymore.
1337
00:58:56,316 --> 00:58:58,007
The only reason you're still
here is because you gave up
1338
00:58:58,140 --> 00:58:59,864
your apartment and you
have no where else to go.
1339
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:00,856
I have places to go.
1340
00:59:02,556 --> 00:59:03,800
Yeah, then why don't you?
1341
00:59:05,052 --> 00:59:06,132
Are you asking me to?
1342
00:59:07,037 --> 00:59:08,946
If you aren't happy with me,
you shouldn't stay here.
1343
00:59:09,276 --> 00:59:10,683
You know what,
you're unreasonable.
1344
00:59:11,772 --> 00:59:14,107
Wait, don't you dare leave
while I'm trying to talk to you.
1345
00:59:14,236 --> 00:59:16,025
For the last time, stop
telling me what to do.
1346
00:59:17,212 --> 00:59:17,910
Where are you going?
1347
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:18,676
Out!
1348
00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:22,745
Trisha!
1349
00:59:25,949 --> 00:59:27,094
I really missed you.
1350
00:59:27,581 --> 00:59:28,279
Marilyn.
1351
00:59:28,829 --> 00:59:31,066
I haven't seen you in weeks.
1352
00:59:31,517 --> 00:59:33,906
And you didn't bother
coming to my bridal shower.
1353
00:59:34,077 --> 00:59:35,386
Why haven't you called me back?
1354
00:59:35,549 --> 00:59:36,891
Haven't you found a new sponsor?
1355
00:59:38,269 --> 00:59:43,223
I thought about what you said and I
just feel really confused about everything.
1356
00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:44,921
I need you.
1357
00:59:45,757 --> 00:59:47,131
Like you need a drink?
1358
00:59:48,830 --> 00:59:51,579
I feel very close to you. As a friend.
1359
00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:54,744
Marilyn, why are you here?
1360
00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:57,491
I want to keep you in my life. I...
1361
00:59:58,301 --> 01:00:00,243
Let me help you work
through your feelings.
1362
01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:01,906
Feelings?
1363
01:00:02,270 --> 01:00:05,139
You don't have to disappear just
because you're in love with me.
1364
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:08,477
In love with you?
1365
01:00:08,797 --> 01:00:10,007
Marilyn...
1366
01:00:10,558 --> 01:00:13,176
I just wanted to bump your donut.
1367
01:00:14,910 --> 01:00:16,536
Bump... donut?
1368
01:00:16,670 --> 01:00:19,572
I did not switch meetings
because I'm in love with you.
1369
01:00:19,678 --> 01:00:22,149
I just disappeared because...
1370
01:00:22,237 --> 01:00:23,830
you're a threat to my sobriety.
1371
01:00:23,934 --> 01:00:24,316
What?
1372
01:00:25,150 --> 01:00:28,445
I can't be around people who have
tendencies to fall out of the program.
1373
01:00:28,606 --> 01:00:30,013
But you're my sponsor.
1374
01:00:30,686 --> 01:00:31,896
Not anymore.
1375
01:00:35,934 --> 01:00:38,716
♫ Nothing so wrong, nothing so right ♫
1376
01:00:38,974 --> 01:00:42,073
♫ I say it's just a matter of perspective ♫
1377
01:00:42,302 --> 01:00:43,764
♫ You try to move on ♫
1378
01:00:43,903 --> 01:00:45,244
♫ But in a hard light ♫
1379
01:00:45,406 --> 01:00:49,662
♫ Things are even worse
than you suspected ♫
1380
01:00:56,543 --> 01:00:57,823
Inhale...
1381
01:00:57,918 --> 01:01:00,155
exhale, come back
into Warrior One.
1382
01:01:01,662 --> 01:01:02,491
Inhale.
1383
01:01:02,879 --> 01:01:06,675
And exhale. Bring your hands to
the floor and your left foot comes
back. Downward Facing Dog.
1384
01:01:08,063 --> 01:01:13,431
♫ Roll the bones away ♫
1385
01:01:14,719 --> 01:01:19,934
♫ Help is on the way ♫
1386
01:01:21,023 --> 01:01:26,238
♫ Roll the bones away ♫
1387
01:01:27,455 --> 01:01:32,507
♫ Help is on the way ♫
1388
01:01:34,143 --> 01:01:39,194
♫ Help is on the way ♫
1389
01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:41,886
'Morning Zeke.
1390
01:01:42,175 --> 01:01:44,379
Stephen had to work all night,
so I went out and got even.
1391
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:45,785
God I am so tired.
1392
01:01:47,168 --> 01:01:50,400
I think I'll take a nap behind the counter
for a couple hours if that's ok with...
1393
01:01:50,432 --> 01:01:50,901
you.
1394
01:01:51,296 --> 01:01:52,572
You must be Luke.
1395
01:01:53,056 --> 01:01:53,721
Who are you?
1396
01:01:53,855 --> 01:01:54,586
Dale.
1397
01:01:54,688 --> 01:01:57,371
I used to work here. I'm covering Zeke's
shifts until they find a replacement.
1398
01:01:57,472 --> 01:01:58,170
Where's Zeke?
1399
01:01:58,432 --> 01:01:59,326
I dunno. He quit.
1400
01:01:59,552 --> 01:02:00,250
He quit?
1401
01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:04,254
Yes. And no you cannot
sleep behind the counter.
1402
01:02:09,824 --> 01:02:10,489
What are you doing here?
1403
01:02:10,816 --> 01:02:11,896
Didn't you get my messages?
1404
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,589
I've been busy Tinkerbell.
1405
01:02:14,336 --> 01:02:17,238
Look Guttersnipe, I'm sorry about
what I said about your parents.
1406
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,033
That was below the belt.
1407
01:02:19,232 --> 01:02:21,174
Oh. Thanks.
1408
01:02:22,112 --> 01:02:24,501
You don't mean you came all the
way out here to apologize did you?
1409
01:02:24,736 --> 01:02:26,558
Zeke, please come back
to work. I miss you.
1410
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,346
And that Dale
person is scaring me.
1411
01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:30,425
Luke, I didn't quit because of you.
1412
01:02:30,688 --> 01:02:31,452
You didn't?
1413
01:02:31,712 --> 01:02:33,622
Of course not. I got a better job.
1414
01:02:33,824 --> 01:02:34,293
You did?
1415
01:02:34,368 --> 01:02:34,870
Yes.
1416
01:02:35,232 --> 01:02:35,766
Doing what?
1417
01:02:35,873 --> 01:02:37,531
It's very exciting actually.
1418
01:02:37,664 --> 01:02:41,526
The administration at the school I spoke
at offered me a job as a student councilor.
1419
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:43,615
They might even pay for
me to finish my degree.
1420
01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:45,878
But, it's in the Bronx.
1421
01:02:46,177 --> 01:02:47,224
That is correct.
1422
01:02:47,456 --> 01:02:48,569
But, what about me?
1423
01:02:48,737 --> 01:02:49,947
This isn't about you Luke.
1424
01:02:50,177 --> 01:02:52,152
I'm doing something I
believe in. Be happy for me.
1425
01:02:52,385 --> 01:02:53,017
I'll miss you.
1426
01:02:53,153 --> 01:02:55,837
We can still be friends.
We just won't work together.
1427
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:56,862
Will we hang out?
1428
01:02:57,185 --> 01:02:58,232
Sure we will.
1429
01:02:58,849 --> 01:03:01,784
And for what it's worth,
I think you're normal.
1430
01:03:02,177 --> 01:03:04,446
I am not normal. I'm exceptional.
1431
01:03:04,705 --> 01:03:06,134
I mean inherently normal.
1432
01:03:06,273 --> 01:03:08,183
Normal enough to exist
outside of the gay ghetto.
1433
01:03:08,609 --> 01:03:09,657
I tricked in Jersey once.
1434
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:11,450
You know what? I gotta go.
1435
01:03:12,161 --> 01:03:13,590
But wait! We have
things to talk about.
1436
01:03:13,729 --> 01:03:14,296
Like what?
1437
01:03:14,434 --> 01:03:16,670
Nico, for example. He told
me he loves me. What do I do?
1438
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:17,976
Do you love him?
1439
01:03:18,849 --> 01:03:22,013
I think I might. So, I
should tell him then? Right?
1440
01:03:22,273 --> 01:03:22,971
Is that what you're saying?
1441
01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:23,739
I don't know Luke.
1442
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:24,797
I shouldn't tell him?
1443
01:03:25,186 --> 01:03:26,363
Do you really know this guy?
1444
01:03:26,721 --> 01:03:28,215
Do we ever really know anyone?
1445
01:03:28,385 --> 01:03:31,516
He told you he was getting his MFA
in painting from the New School, right?
1446
01:03:31,810 --> 01:03:34,396
Don't tell me the New School
has no MFA program?
1447
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,504
Oh, they have an MFA program.
1448
01:03:37,154 --> 01:03:38,430
In creative writing.
1449
01:03:44,930 --> 01:03:45,857
There you are.
1450
01:03:46,498 --> 01:03:47,359
Cheers!
1451
01:03:47,778 --> 01:03:48,574
To what?
1452
01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:51,513
Us. Happy one month anniversary.
1453
01:03:51,682 --> 01:03:52,729
You've been counting days?
1454
01:03:52,994 --> 01:03:56,255
Yes. And I wanted to
show you this gallery.
1455
01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:57,879
I've been thinking about buying it.
1456
01:03:58,434 --> 01:03:59,711
Sounds expensive.
1457
01:04:00,515 --> 01:04:03,133
Well, I've always wanted my
own gallery. I've been saving up.
1458
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,502
And Christopher said he'd
help put the money together.
1459
01:04:05,730 --> 01:04:06,493
Christopher?
1460
01:04:06,914 --> 01:04:08,475
Ciccone. Madonna's brother.
1461
01:04:09,730 --> 01:04:10,679
You know Madonna?
1462
01:04:11,619 --> 01:04:14,619
Well we've hung out a few
times. She's a sweetheart.
1463
01:04:14,978 --> 01:04:17,149
The thing is, Christopher
used to be in love with me.
1464
01:04:17,283 --> 01:04:18,974
So, I'm hoping it won't be a problem.
1465
01:04:19,107 --> 01:04:21,889
Anyway, he says he really likes
my work and wants to help out.
1466
01:04:22,691 --> 01:04:24,633
Those paintings at your house...
1467
01:04:24,739 --> 01:04:25,338
Yes?
1468
01:04:25,442 --> 01:04:26,555
Are they even yours?
1469
01:04:27,939 --> 01:04:28,986
What did you say?
1470
01:04:29,347 --> 01:04:30,143
Did I stutter?
1471
01:04:30,786 --> 01:04:32,281
Well, what do you
mean by that Luke?
1472
01:04:32,387 --> 01:04:33,631
Why don't you tell me Stephen?
1473
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:36,507
What the fuck!
You don't think those are mine?
1474
01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:40,187
I spoke to Zeke. The New School
has no MFA program in painting.
1475
01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:43,070
Zeke's a fucking freak, ok?
Look I never said...
1476
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:49,336
My degree is at the New School.
The MFA is in conjunction with Parsons.
1477
01:04:50,211 --> 01:04:53,310
You know, this isn't the first time
you fucking tried to trick me Luke.
1478
01:04:53,987 --> 01:04:55,099
You have a real problem.
1479
01:04:55,236 --> 01:04:57,058
This isn't the first time
I caught you lying to me.
1480
01:04:57,187 --> 01:04:59,227
Did I ever say that I wasn't a hustler?
1481
01:05:01,571 --> 01:05:03,229
So you take classes at Parsons?
1482
01:05:03,395 --> 01:05:04,443
My studio is at Parsons.
1483
01:05:04,676 --> 01:05:05,537
What's the address?
1484
01:05:05,603 --> 01:05:06,464
Oh fuck you Luke.
1485
01:05:06,627 --> 01:05:08,154
I just want to know where
the Parson's studio is.
1486
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:09,634
Fifth and thirteenth, ok?
1487
01:05:09,924 --> 01:05:10,872
Do you want me to take you there?
1488
01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:11,417
Yes.
1489
01:05:12,131 --> 01:05:15,547
You know, you are unbelievable.
I don't have to prove anything to you.
1490
01:05:16,932 --> 01:05:18,361
Happy Anniversary baby.
1491
01:05:19,043 --> 01:05:20,025
I gotta go.
1492
01:05:23,812 --> 01:05:26,332
Obviously we have some
serious trust issues here.
1493
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:27,642
Yes we do.
1494
01:05:28,356 --> 01:05:31,934
I believe in you Luke.
Will you believe in me?
1495
01:05:33,124 --> 01:05:34,204
I'll call you later.
1496
01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:43,681
♫ I want to give you my
faggotty attention ♫
1497
01:05:43,972 --> 01:05:46,558
♫ Baby, let me make you feel right ♫
1498
01:05:46,821 --> 01:05:50,432
♫ With my faggotty attention ♫
1499
01:05:50,757 --> 01:05:53,375
♫ Baby all I need is the night ♫
1500
01:05:55,364 --> 01:05:57,251
Let the manhunt begin.
1501
01:05:59,972 --> 01:06:01,794
Loose a button, make a friend.
1502
01:06:01,988 --> 01:06:03,068
I don't think so.
1503
01:06:08,293 --> 01:06:10,660
Oh, homerun honey-lover.
1504
01:06:11,844 --> 01:06:15,292
Knick knack paddy whack,
give this dog a bone.
1505
01:06:17,861 --> 01:06:19,770
An undiscovered species.
1506
01:06:20,613 --> 01:06:21,955
Impossible.
1507
01:06:22,181 --> 01:06:26,371
♫ I want to give you my
faggotty attention ♫
1508
01:06:26,597 --> 01:06:29,182
♫ Baby, let me make you feel right ♫
1509
01:06:29,349 --> 01:06:32,961
♫ With my faggotty attention ♫
1510
01:06:33,381 --> 01:06:36,730
My favorite flavor is
yum yum butterscotch.
1511
01:06:40,261 --> 01:06:43,757
Hi, I'm conducting an informal survey.
Which is more important...
1512
01:06:43,814 --> 01:06:45,407
Length or girth?
1513
01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:47,231
There's only one answer.
1514
01:06:48,389 --> 01:06:50,277
Oh look. Fur.
1515
01:06:50,565 --> 01:06:51,809
I'm a mammal.
1516
01:06:53,670 --> 01:06:56,637
Oh que pasa Luke?
What your heart not in it tonight?
1517
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,068
Yeah, I'm not into it tonight.
1518
01:07:00,038 --> 01:07:01,347
Que lindo!
1519
01:07:04,422 --> 01:07:06,113
The scent of a man.
1520
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:08,765
Hey Mace...
1521
01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:11,363
Wanna take off and maybe
catch a movie at my place?
1522
01:07:11,654 --> 01:07:12,483
You're kidding.
1523
01:07:13,062 --> 01:07:13,793
Right?
1524
01:07:14,150 --> 01:07:15,644
Actually no.
1525
01:07:16,230 --> 01:07:19,165
Luke, a libido is a
terrible thing to waste.
1526
01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:22,876
It's Tuesday night.
1527
01:07:25,766 --> 01:07:27,554
Luke, what did you expect?
1528
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,854
Mace and I have
always been like this.
1529
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:31,551
That's because you've
always been on the same track.
1530
01:07:31,686 --> 01:07:33,541
Maybe you're moving
in a different direction.
1531
01:07:34,854 --> 01:07:36,959
When are you going to settle down
with a man that deserves you?
1532
01:07:37,126 --> 01:07:39,548
What? And give up all my boys?
1533
01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:43,805
Watch it Audrey. That's my line.
1534
01:08:08,071 --> 01:08:10,405
Did you sleep with
someone else last night?
1535
01:08:10,599 --> 01:08:12,738
You know you don't need to ask that.
1536
01:08:14,055 --> 01:08:14,819
I know.
1537
01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:16,385
Hey boys!
1538
01:08:16,615 --> 01:08:18,241
I knew I could find you here.
1539
01:08:18,856 --> 01:08:21,703
I need some relationship
advice from the perfect couple.
1540
01:08:23,079 --> 01:08:25,089
I've really been making an
effort with my rent boy, Nico.
1541
01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:26,061
That's nice.
1542
01:08:26,087 --> 01:08:27,778
I just don't believe a thing he says.
1543
01:08:28,263 --> 01:08:29,408
He tells me it's me.
1544
01:08:30,087 --> 01:08:30,981
Maybe it is.
1545
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,283
Well, what is it that he's
saying that you don't believe?
1546
01:08:34,216 --> 01:08:36,288
Small things. Big things.
1547
01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:37,315
Everything.
1548
01:08:37,863 --> 01:08:40,481
He told me he used to hang out
with Madonna and date her brother.
1549
01:08:40,872 --> 01:08:42,052
Well, maybe it's true.
1550
01:08:43,527 --> 01:08:45,022
Yeah, and maybe not.
1551
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:47,325
You just can't anyone
fuck with you Luke.
1552
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,491
Hey Marilyn.
Great party the other night.
1553
01:08:51,655 --> 01:08:52,549
Are you fully recovered?
1554
01:08:52,615 --> 01:08:54,339
There's no use. She won't talk.
1555
01:08:55,336 --> 01:08:56,034
What do you mean?
1556
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,168
She came in about an hour ago,
made a double vodka cranberry,
1557
01:08:59,304 --> 01:09:01,344
and has been sitting over
there staring at it ever since.
1558
01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:05,990
I can't get a hold of Bart.
I just, I don 't know what to do.
1559
01:09:06,761 --> 01:09:07,971
Let me take care of it.
1560
01:09:10,408 --> 01:09:11,553
Hey Marilyn.
1561
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,557
If you're not going to shit
you need to get off the pot.
1562
01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:18,699
Some people are actually into
that stuff. Can you believe that?
1563
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,556
Isn't that sick?
1564
01:09:21,801 --> 01:09:24,419
I guess I could pee on someone
if they really wanted me to.
1565
01:09:24,585 --> 01:09:26,407
Wouldn't necessarily turn me on.
1566
01:09:28,136 --> 01:09:31,849
Which I guess is a good thing,
'cause it's kinda hard for a guy to pee
if he's turned on. Know what I mean?
1567
01:09:31,945 --> 01:09:33,319
Hey this is good stuff.
1568
01:09:34,889 --> 01:09:37,638
I guess if you're going to drink
again, you ought to go for top shelf.
1569
01:09:38,281 --> 01:09:39,491
So do you want some?
1570
01:09:41,065 --> 01:09:42,691
Then you better give
me a good reason.
1571
01:09:44,649 --> 01:09:46,754
I can't let go and let God.
1572
01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:48,421
Excuse me?
1573
01:09:48,841 --> 01:09:53,631
I need to be in control of everything.
And I feel like I'm losing it.
1574
01:09:54,953 --> 01:09:56,644
I want to get married, I do.
1575
01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:58,557
But I'm scared.
1576
01:09:59,081 --> 01:10:00,575
And how do I know he's it?
1577
01:10:01,641 --> 01:10:03,528
Or that any man is it?
1578
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:09,128
I might be a lesbian you know.
I kissed a girl.
1579
01:10:10,345 --> 01:10:11,327
Did you like it?
1580
01:10:11,945 --> 01:10:13,254
It was soft.
1581
01:10:14,058 --> 01:10:19,906
So, you are a sexually confused,
obsessive compulsive, control freak.
1582
01:10:21,193 --> 01:10:23,015
And now you don't know what
to do about what's his name.
1583
01:10:23,434 --> 01:10:25,605
This could call for
a drink. I admit that.
1584
01:10:26,282 --> 01:10:28,421
But what I always ask
myself in times like these...
1585
01:10:28,969 --> 01:10:31,074
Could I really give up
dick for a pair of titties?
1586
01:10:31,434 --> 01:10:32,263
I think not.
1587
01:10:32,969 --> 01:10:33,897
Could you?
1588
01:10:34,090 --> 01:10:34,471
No.
1589
01:10:35,146 --> 01:10:35,712
I thought so.
1590
01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:39,782
And the second thing, and this is
really important so listen carefully;
1591
01:10:40,489 --> 01:10:41,831
Do I love him?
1592
01:10:43,402 --> 01:10:46,533
That's the question you
need to ask yourself.
It's the one that matters.
1593
01:10:46,794 --> 01:10:48,169
Do you love him?
1594
01:10:48,938 --> 01:10:49,766
What's his name.
1595
01:10:50,634 --> 01:10:51,300
I do.
1596
01:10:52,170 --> 01:10:54,952
Good. Then go home
and tell him so.
1597
01:10:55,339 --> 01:10:56,484
The rest will work itself out.
1598
01:11:04,298 --> 01:11:05,345
Thank you Luke.
1599
01:11:06,122 --> 01:11:06,951
Don't mention it.
1600
01:11:13,579 --> 01:11:14,888
Oh, hey Marilyn.
1601
01:11:15,658 --> 01:11:16,869
Thanks for the drink.
1602
01:11:24,971 --> 01:11:26,825
And thank you boys.
1603
01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,574
Now I know what I need to do.
1604
01:11:33,483 --> 01:11:34,858
Please forgive me Derek.
1605
01:11:35,403 --> 01:11:38,186
I'm just going to let you be
you from now on, I promise.
1606
01:11:38,891 --> 01:11:39,819
You're amazing.
1607
01:11:41,163 --> 01:11:41,927
I love you.
1608
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,583
I love you more.
1609
01:11:48,683 --> 01:11:49,447
Hey.
1610
01:11:51,884 --> 01:11:54,251
I was just on my way out
to get something to eat.
1611
01:11:54,604 --> 01:11:56,392
Not that I've had
an appetite all day.
1612
01:11:57,163 --> 01:11:58,057
Hey listen...
1613
01:11:58,444 --> 01:12:00,069
I don't know why I'm so paranoid.
1614
01:12:00,716 --> 01:12:02,690
Stephen, I'm sorry.
1615
01:12:03,371 --> 01:12:06,535
If you're willing to let me,
I'd like to work on trusting you.
1616
01:12:07,499 --> 01:12:09,474
Let's work on it together, ok?
1617
01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:13,193
We have something really special.
Just don't freak out on me.
1618
01:12:14,028 --> 01:12:15,010
Agreed.
1619
01:13:07,276 --> 01:13:08,553
Luke?
1620
01:13:10,860 --> 01:13:12,170
What the fuck are you doing?
1621
01:13:12,428 --> 01:13:15,495
I'm going to work on the trust
after some minor verification.
1622
01:13:15,789 --> 01:13:16,585
Get out of there!
1623
01:13:16,909 --> 01:13:18,054
Canada?
1624
01:13:18,349 --> 01:13:20,618
Look I lived there briefly after
my parents kicked me out.
1625
01:13:20,717 --> 01:13:21,797
Stop giving me excuses!
1626
01:13:21,901 --> 01:13:24,040
They're not excuses,
they're explanations.
1627
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,244
Wait you said you were 18 when
your parents kicked you out...
1628
01:13:26,349 --> 01:13:29,099
This license you got
when you were 16.
1629
01:13:29,485 --> 01:13:34,603
Look, they didn't cut me off
until I was 15. I moved to my
grandparents for a while and then...
1630
01:13:35,085 --> 01:13:36,492
You're not even a Leo.
1631
01:13:37,678 --> 01:13:39,466
My rising is in Leo.
1632
01:13:39,629 --> 01:13:40,295
Who are you?
1633
01:13:40,398 --> 01:13:41,226
Stephen.
1634
01:13:41,326 --> 01:13:43,562
Not Nico? Just plain Stephen?
1635
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:46,887
Look. I've had a lot of shit
happen to me in life. Ok?
1636
01:13:47,086 --> 01:13:49,574
I have to be a lot of different
things to a lot of different people.
1637
01:13:49,646 --> 01:13:51,718
And sometimes I get confused.
1638
01:13:51,982 --> 01:13:52,581
So you lie?
1639
01:13:52,653 --> 01:13:53,285
No!
1640
01:13:53,517 --> 01:13:56,038
Stephen, I don't know if anything
you've ever told me is true.
1641
01:13:56,782 --> 01:13:59,532
I don't care where you're from.
I don't care if you're a painter.
1642
01:13:59,694 --> 01:14:01,930
And I certainly don't care
whether or not you're a Leo.
1643
01:14:02,446 --> 01:14:03,973
But I do care about honesty.
1644
01:14:04,526 --> 01:14:05,933
You're going to have
to trust me, Luke.
1645
01:14:06,094 --> 01:14:08,941
Trust has to be built.
You have a problem Stephen.
1646
01:14:09,102 --> 01:14:10,509
I don't have a problem.
1647
01:14:11,342 --> 01:14:14,757
You know, I knew the day I met you
that you were a typical gay cliché.
1648
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:17,805
Things get a little rocky,
and you run, huh?
1649
01:14:18,062 --> 01:14:19,272
So fucking typical!
1650
01:14:19,438 --> 01:14:22,089
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I had Madonna on the phone,
1651
01:14:22,510 --> 01:14:24,582
She said her brother's
never even heard of you.
1652
01:14:32,014 --> 01:14:33,924
Fucking typical!
Do you hear me?
1653
01:14:34,254 --> 01:14:35,880
Try accepting who you are Stephen.
1654
01:14:36,047 --> 01:14:37,094
Whoever that is.
1655
01:14:37,326 --> 01:14:39,399
You're just like every other
gay man out there.
1656
01:14:40,046 --> 01:14:43,363
Yeah? Well if putting honestly
first makes me a gay cliché...
1657
01:14:43,599 --> 01:14:45,093
then that's what I am.
1658
01:14:45,487 --> 01:14:47,080
I love you Luke.
1659
01:14:48,047 --> 01:14:50,218
I've never been able
to say that to anybody.
1660
01:14:51,727 --> 01:14:53,188
Will you stop lying?
1661
01:14:53,359 --> 01:14:54,603
I don't lie.
1662
01:14:55,567 --> 01:14:57,476
Then love is just
another four letter word.
1663
01:14:57,967 --> 01:14:58,469
For what?
1664
01:14:58,575 --> 01:14:59,077
Huh?
1665
01:14:59,695 --> 01:15:00,938
A four letter word for what?
1666
01:15:01,615 --> 01:15:02,476
I don't know.
1667
01:15:03,055 --> 01:15:03,721
I don't know.
1668
01:15:07,247 --> 01:15:10,596
♫ And after all that we've been through ♫
1669
01:15:11,119 --> 01:15:14,632
♫ It's sad I'm still in love with you ♫
1670
01:15:15,248 --> 01:15:19,306
♫ And in my heart I know it's true ♫
1671
01:15:19,888 --> 01:15:24,874
♫ That I'm still in love with you ♫
1672
01:15:30,768 --> 01:15:33,638
♫ That I'm still in love with you ♫
1673
01:15:39,632 --> 01:15:44,520
At my friend Melinda's
wedding, you should have seen
how that little girl squealed.
1674
01:15:45,392 --> 01:15:50,727
I guess what I'm getting
at Bart, is that flower girls
can really ruin a ceremony.
1675
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,280
And that niece of yours,
has just got to stop eating.
1676
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:58,757
I've never seen a three year old quite
so big, and she's only getting bigger.
1677
01:15:59,696 --> 01:16:02,958
Keep in mind that her dress
has already been fitted.
1678
01:16:03,728 --> 01:16:08,038
I mean what is she just going
to bust out at the seams right
there in the middle of the isle?
1679
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,268
I refuse to be upstaged...
1680
01:16:12,304 --> 01:16:15,370
by the world's biggest
toddler at my own wedding.
1681
01:16:15,569 --> 01:16:16,812
Oh!
1682
01:16:17,649 --> 01:16:21,064
Yes! Oh Bart. Baby. Yes!
1683
01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:21,964
Right there.
1684
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:27,278
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh Bart.
1685
01:16:27,633 --> 01:16:29,869
The wedding is off!
1686
01:16:33,169 --> 01:16:35,820
I mean the ceremony is off.
1687
01:16:36,081 --> 01:16:39,376
The formalities, the
production, the protocol.
1688
01:16:40,049 --> 01:16:40,942
Fuck it.
1689
01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:42,601
Let's elope.
1690
01:16:43,153 --> 01:16:44,462
You killed Bridezilla?
1691
01:16:44,945 --> 01:16:45,806
I did.
1692
01:16:48,593 --> 01:16:51,440
I finally did step 3 Bart.
1693
01:16:53,361 --> 01:16:55,401
Thank you Higher Power.
1694
01:17:11,410 --> 01:17:13,831
So how many teenagers have
you saved from themselves?
1695
01:17:14,034 --> 01:17:16,139
I have a great rapport
with my students.
1696
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:17,298
I bet you do.
1697
01:17:17,522 --> 01:17:19,693
And what's going on
with you young Luke?
1698
01:17:20,210 --> 01:17:22,992
Have you ever wanted to press
Control/Alt/Delete and start over?
1699
01:17:23,345 --> 01:17:25,734
Definitely. Steven slash Nico?
1700
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:27,469
Hopeless case.
1701
01:17:27,890 --> 01:17:28,872
I'm sorry.
1702
01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:30,505
How are you?
1703
01:17:30,642 --> 01:17:31,722
Normal.
1704
01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:35,407
No, it's all good.
I had a nice time with Stephen.
1705
01:17:35,634 --> 01:17:38,536
And it's nice to know I'm capable of
having a relationship with someone.
1706
01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:40,689
It just has to be the right someone.
1707
01:17:40,914 --> 01:17:41,994
Or I could get a puppy.
1708
01:17:42,162 --> 01:17:43,591
So cute. What's his name?
1709
01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:45,038
Jasper.
1710
01:17:45,171 --> 01:17:47,658
Jasper. Such a pretty
name for such a pretty dog.
1711
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:49,967
He's the best. Aren't you babe?
1712
01:17:51,410 --> 01:17:52,425
I'm glad you called.
1713
01:17:52,658 --> 01:17:53,836
I actually missed you.
1714
01:17:54,259 --> 01:17:56,680
Really? What did the community
have to say about that?
1715
01:17:56,883 --> 01:17:59,436
The community is
at peace with that.
1716
01:18:00,338 --> 01:18:01,516
I missed you too.
1717
01:18:04,530 --> 01:18:06,799
So what did you miss about
me you little guttersnipe?
1718
01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:10,698
I don't know Tinkerbell.
Your 'joie de vivre.'
1719
01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:12,652
I guess I am pretty
fun to be around.
1720
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,124
And argue with.
1721
01:18:17,395 --> 01:18:19,402
What? Are we going to
go home and fuck now?
1722
01:18:20,115 --> 01:18:21,642
Let's just go for coffee.
1723
01:18:26,067 --> 01:18:27,474
Unless you wanna fuck
behind that tree over there.
1724
01:18:27,571 --> 01:18:29,807
Oh, I was just going to say, let's
go fuck behind that tree over there.
1725
01:18:30,195 --> 01:18:32,715
Or we could get a gang bang with
those guys. What do you think?
1726
01:18:32,916 --> 01:18:34,192
Ahhh...
1727
01:18:34,515 --> 01:18:36,654
You go ask them, I'm intimidated.
1728
01:18:38,324 --> 01:18:40,080
You're intimidated?
1729
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:47,210
♫ Love in the twenty-first century ♫
1730
01:18:48,179 --> 01:18:53,100
♫ People can be what they wannna be ♫
1731
01:18:55,028 --> 01:18:57,904
♫ Anyway you want it (simple, exotic) ♫
1732
01:18:57,939 --> 01:19:00,916
♫ Anyway you want it (do as you please) ♫
1733
01:19:01,492 --> 01:19:05,747
♫ Love in the twenty-first century ♫
1734
01:19:07,152 --> 01:19:11,213
♫ Though we're living in a modern world ♫
1735
01:19:11,604 --> 01:19:13,262
♫ I still believe in (I still believe in) ♫
1736
01:19:13,556 --> 01:19:18,891
♫ Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl cause I'm looking for ♫
1737
01:19:19,376 --> 01:19:22,771
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1738
01:19:23,112 --> 01:19:28,268
♫ Not the ordinary one ♫
1739
01:19:29,492 --> 01:19:31,762
♫ I'm trying to find ♫
1740
01:19:32,244 --> 01:19:35,724
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1741
01:19:36,213 --> 01:19:41,963
♫ One that gives me what I want ♫
1742
01:19:42,325 --> 01:19:44,212
♫ I'm dying to find ♫
1743
01:19:45,173 --> 01:19:49,068
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1744
01:19:49,263 --> 01:19:54,863
♫ One that gives me what I want ♫
1745
01:19:55,525 --> 01:19:57,712
♫ I'm dying to find ♫
1746
01:19:57,973 --> 01:20:02,068
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1747
01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:04,768
♫ One that can save me ♫
1748
01:20:04,973 --> 01:20:07,968
♫ That feels so good (that feels so good) ♫
1749
01:20:08,173 --> 01:20:11,568
♫ Lasts forever just for me and you ♫
1750
01:20:12,873 --> 01:20:16,068
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1751
01:20:16,873 --> 01:20:21,868
♫ Not the ordinary one ♫
1753
01:20:22,873 --> 01:20:24,968
♫ I’m trying to find ♫
1754
01:20:25,773 --> 01:20:29,068
♫ A different kind of love ♫
1755
01:20:29,673 --> 01:20:35,168
♫ One that gives me what I want ♫
1756
01:20:35,773 --> 01:20:42,168
♫ I’m dying to find a different kind of love ♫
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