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- You know what this reminds me of?

That joint you were supposed to spark up two exits ago.

- Ah, all right, all right, all right!

Just give me a second.

- Come on, come on!

- What are you doin', man?

Why you stoppin'?

- I wanna see if this guy needs help.

- At 2 a.m. in the middle of nowhere?

- Ah, you're just high.

- I'm always high.

What does that have to do with anything?

- You're paranoid, too.

Don't touch anything.

I'll be back in a second.

- If you're not back in five minutes,

I'm leaving you, man!

I'm telling you, man,

he's probably a killer.

- Hey, there.

You, uh, need a hand?

- Oh, my gosh, yes!

That would be great.

Thank you.

I am, I am not good with cars.

- Uh, did you call anybody?

- No service.

- Yeah, I got nothin' either.

You mind if I take a look?

- No, please!

Thank you.

Where you headed, um?

- Hunter.

We are headed up to Camp Echo Lake.

- The old Camp Pleasant Lake?

- Yeah, new owners bought it, the Rutherfords,

and they're turning it into a horror camp.

- A what?

- A horror camp.

Adults pay good money to relive

the legendary horror events.

And this week's theme, Camp of Terror.

- A camp of what?

- It's the story of the Meadows family,

happened 20 years ago this weekend.

Camp of Terror is what the news call it.

John and Ruby Meadows dropped their kids,

Echo and Jasper, off at the camp,

and Echo was kidnapped.

And they ended up closin' the lake.

To top it off,

John and Ruby were brutally murdered

by some crazed maniac on their way home.

- Uh, um, what happened to the little girl?

- She was never seen again.

- And the little brother?

- I don't know.

I think he ended up in foster care.

So we were hired to come up

and do the special effects for the camp.

- We?

- Yeah, Adam, my assistant and I.

So he's back in the van.

He's pretty sure you're a serial killer.

- Come on, come on, come on!

What was that?

- How many kills do you have to do

to be officially labeled a serial killer?

- What?

- Don't worry,

I'm not gonna kill you.

- Okay.

Good.

- Who's there?

- Ugh.

- What was that?

Adam, goddammit.

I told you not to touch anything.

- Hey, where you going, man?

What the fuck?

- Hello, and welcome to Camp Pleasant Lake.

- Hi there. - Hey!

- Hope you're all ready for a weekend of terror!

- I'm excited to see blood.

- Glad to hear it. - When's the terror start?

- Relax, my man, soon enough.

- Awesome!

- Hey- - How was your trip?

- Not bad.

Do you know where I can

find the Rutherfords? - Yeah.

Hopefully, it's better next time.

I'm sorry to hear that.

- Yeah, I have had better.

- He was snorin' the whole trip.

- Hey, do you know who I am?

- No one cares, bro! - Loser!

- Look, I am puttin' this in my report.

- I've been waiting for this all week.

- Only a week?

- Well, my wife's mad I came.

What?

- She hates horror movies.

- Oh, this ain't a movie, man.

This is the real thing.

- Aren't you that guy from, it's that that blog, right?

What's the name of it?

- HandleWithScare.com.

- Yeah, yeah, that's the one!

- Yeah!

- I think that's the, is it? - Yeah.

Look, it's been a long trip.

Do you know where I can find the Rutherfords?

- Yeah, they're right over there by registration.

That's where I'm headed.

- Awesome.

- Mr. and Mrs. Rutherford?

- Yes.

- That's us.

- I'm so excited for this weekend.

- So are we.

- When do we get to see blood?

- The entire weekend.

- I can't wait.

- Jesus!

These people make me nuts.

Jonah, you made it.

- Ah, Mr. Rutherford,

Jonah Perrigo, HandleWithScare.com.

- We know exactly who you are, Jonah.

- How was your trip?

- Well, it is going to go in my review.

- What do you need from me, Jonah?

- Sleep.

Where are your cabins?

All right.

Well, before I go,

you got time for a quick interview?

- Jonah, we are so busy.

I don't want to be late, okay?

Listen, you get settled in,

and then we'll find time

for a nice, little talk later, okay?

- Quick question, where will the first kill be?

- Wouldn't you like to know.

- Mmm.

Yeah, very true.

Fair point.

- Have you seen Hunter?

- Darlene, why would we want him here?

- We're paying him enough.

- We put him in a cabin in the woods

so the other campers wouldn't see him.

- Well, have you seen him?

- No, but we've exchanged texts.

You gotta calm down.

Look, everything is set for tonight, okay?

It's all in place.

- No, it better be.

We sunk a lot of money into this damn camp!

- And that's why we're here tonight, campers,

for the Camp Echo Lake Camp of Terror experience.

- They don't wanna hear that shit!

Get to the good stuff.

- What's that, Mike?

- The story of what happened to the Meadows family

20 years ago, the kidnapping, little Echo,

and the brutal murder of her parents,

John and Ruby.

- Tell us the rest of the story!

- Yeah, that's why we're here!

- We paid extra money to be the first campers here.

- Yeah, a lotta money!

- Give us some excitement!

- And it better be scary.

- Okay.

Okay.

But you asked for it.

So here goes.

The story supposedly says that 20 years ago,

on this exact night, Halloween weekend in 2002.

- What are you humming, Big Sis?

- My favorite song.

It drowns out their arguing.

- I know you don't like it when they argue.

Mom and Dad are going to camp this weekend, too.

Grownup camp.

- Wanna see my costume?

- So what are you supposed to be?

- This year for Halloween,

I'm going to be happy.

- I think I'm gonna be a werewolf!

- I've gotta show Mom and Dad.

- John, this is my last go at this marriage.

If you want it to work,

you're gonna take this retreat seriously.

I mean it this time, okay?

I...

- Mommy, Daddy, just be happy!

I thought you weren't going to argue anymore.

- See, John.

I told you the children could hear us.

- Just let me handle this.

Sweetie, Mommy and Daddy were not arguing.

We were talking about how excited we are

for adult camp this weekend!

- Why are you so loud then?

My friends at school said

you and Mommy are going to get a separation.

- It's called a divorce, honey.

Don't worry.

Me and your father love each other dearly.

Right, hun?

Now, why don't you go finish getting ready, okay?

We're gonna leave in 30 minutes.

- Hey!

You forgetting someone?

Where's my hug?

Did you help your little brother pick out his costume yet?

- Jasper, I have to go help Jasper!

- Yes, you heard your mother,

we leave in 30 minutes!

Be happy, my little princess!

- Jasper, Jasper, come on, get ready.

We're going to camp!

- Dammit, Ruby, you missed the turn!

We're gonna run outta gas now!

I told you to get gas at the last rest stop!

Now, we're gonna be stranded in the middle of nowhere!

- Quiet, John, you're gonna wake the kids.

- Just get out and let me drive, Ruby!

- I'm not getting out and waking the kids.

There has to be a gas station around here somewhere.

We're only 10 miles away from the camp.

- I really wish you would just listen to me, Ruby.

- John, stop fighting with me!

I thought you wanted this relationship to work.

We need to be a good example to our kids.

Let's just get a bite to eat, find a gas station,

then drop the kids off at camp.

Then we'll go to marriage counseling,

and see if we can make this work.

- Fine.

- May I be excused?

I need to use the bathroom.

- Go with her.

I'll stay here with Jasper and take care of the bill.

- I'm a big girl, Dad.

I don't need Mom to go with me.

- Go with her.

So little buddy, you excited for camp?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Well, finish your lunch, okay?

I'm gonna go pay the bill.

I'll be right back.

- Did you wash your hands, Echo?

- Yes, Mom.

- Okay, Jasper and Daddy are waiting.

Let's go.

- Where's, Echo?

- Right behind me.

- I don't see her, Mommy.

- Jesus Christ, you left her inside

the bathroom alone again, didn't you?

- She was right behind me.

- Stay with Jasper.

- That's my favorite.

- You want it?

- I'll be right back, Son.

- Okay, Dad.

- But my parents said I can't have any candy

until Halloween night.

- Listen, my name's Lou,

and I work here.

I don't see anybody around us right now, do you?

- Echo?

Echo, sweetie, where are you?

- That's my dad.

I better go, Lou.

- Hey.

You save this for later, okay?

My sweet little princess, okay?

- What have I told you about talking to strangers?

- But, but- - No.

- Sir, she wasn't talking to a stranger.

My name's Lou.

I work here.

- All right, thank you,

but we really gotta go.

We're gonna be late for camp.

Thanks.

- Camp?

Which camp?

- Yeah, I forget the name of it.

- Camp Pleasant Lake, Lou.

It's the Halloween camp.

- Sorry, we gotta go.

Thanks again.

- You're lucky.

My boy, Lou, here is a good man.

Next person comin' along might not be.

Keep an eye on your little girl now, ya hear?

- Ouch, that hurts, Daddy.

- Let's go.

Now, we're definitely gonna be late for camp.

- Yes, sir.

- And I want my goddamn belt back.

You give me that back-

Yo, yo, excuse me, sir!

Watch it mister!

- Sorry, apologies.

Didn't see you.

- Okay, that's fine.

- Thanks. - There you go.

- Some folks don't take too kindly to be bumped into.

- Better keep an eye

on your little girl next time, too, huh?

- Let's go.

Now!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

That's no way to speak to your wife.

- Not nice at all.

- We's nice around here.

- Very nice. - Watch out

for that little girl

and that little boy.

- Better watch out for that one there.

- Move, please.

Get out of our way!

- They're right, mister.

The next person may not be so nice.

- You aren't that nice.

- Is that so?

- You don't know what you're talking about, little boy.

- Hey, kids,

some children are better to be seen than heard.

- Good thing we raised our boy right here.

Not like you!

- Dad raised us right!

- What's your name, little man?

- I'm Jasper.

This is my sister, Echo.

- Aren't you a cutie pie?

- Just move out of our way.

We really need to get going.

- Dad, that hurts!

- Treat 'em right.

They won't be around forever.

- Come on, go, go, let's go.

- Tim, be a dear,

and get the sheriff on the phone for me.

- Yes, ma'am, right away!

- You know what to do.

- Yes, Esmeralda.

- Oh, Ezra, it'll be worth it.

- The sheriff's on the line.

- Sheriff Dean here.

- It Esmeralda.

- Always a pleasure.

What can I do for you?

- Lou's following a family

of city slickers straight into camp.

You know what to do.

- Say no more.

I'll keep him covered.

- Thank you, Tim.

- Yes, Esmeralda.

- Jasper, wake up.

We're at camp, sweetie.

Go.

Go ahead, honey.

It's only for the weekend.

We'll see you on Monday.

Take my phone.

I'll call you tonight from Daddy's phone.

- Hello!

Welcome to Camp Pleasant Lake!

I'm Mr. Corbin.

- Hi, I'm Jasper.

I'm a werewolf for Halloween.

- That's a great costume, Jasper!

- Nice.

- Cool costume!

- And I'm his older sister, Echo.

- Where's your costume?

What is that supposed to be?

- Happy.

- That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

- What an idiot!

- Look at me, I'm happy!

- You have a problem with that?

- What a loser!

- Loser! - Loser!

- Don't worry about these losers.

- There she goes!

Aren't you supposed to be happy?

- Oh, you're gonna cry to your mommy?

- Look at him!

- Stupid mask!

Nobody wants to hang out with me.

It's you, the, the, the...

- The man from the restaurant.

I'm Ezra, Lou's father.

- You work here?

- Hmm, uh-uh.

I work at Camp Hope.

- The other kids were making fun of me.

I hate it here!

- There's that smile.

You know what?

My camp's right down the road.

Lou's there, too.

- I like Lou.

He gave me this.

It's my favorite.

- Well, that's a good thing,

'cause there's a whole bunch more of it at my camp.

You wanna go?

- Yeah!

Wait, where's Jasper?

I don't wanna forget about him.

- We won't forget about Jasper.

We'll come back and get him.

I,

I...

- Promise?

- I promise.

- Okay.

The kids don't like me here anyway.

They broke my costume.

- That's a shame.

But it's all right.

We're gonna make you another one at my camp.

- Okay, let's go then.

- Boys, boys, break it up!

- Say that again!

- She's a freak!

- That's enough, guys!

Come on!

- Where's Echo?

- Looks like she finally found a friend.

- Echo!

Echo!

Echo!

Echo!

- And little Echo Meadows

was never seen or heard from again.

- And rumor has it,

Echo still roams these woods.

- I heard she comes back

every Halloween looking for him.

And if we're lucky,

she'll come back tonight.

- I love this shit!

- Shit, me, too!

- Wait, you don't actually think this shit is real, do you?

- Come on, man.

The Rutherfords made this shit up just to make a buck.

- What happened to him?

- What happened to who?

- Echo's little brother.

What happened to him?

- Neither him or his sister

was ever seen again.

What?

You asked what happened.

- Hoo!

Hoo, hoo!

- The fuck's wrong with you?

- He probably wasn't hugged enough as a child.

- Camp of Terror,

you really wanna know the real story?

- Yeah! - Of course!

- Now, the legend goes,

that Echo Meadows was kidnapped

by a very evil man,

because that evil man and his wife, Esmeralda,

desperately wanted a little girl,

but they just couldn't get one.

So-

- So then, when John and Ruby Meadows left the camp,

they were brutally murdered,

and the killer was never found!

Locals say Echo returns every Halloween

to these woods looking for family.

And

- If you get in her way,

she will slash you,

and leave you with a sad,

bloody frown on your face!

- So then you can feel the same pain

she once did!

- When does the terror start?

- Tomorrow!

So you may all want to turn in soon,

and get a good night's sleep.

- Actually, the terror has already started tonight.

Supposedly, Echo Meadows went wandering

in the forest the night that she was kidnapped,

the very same night that her parents were brutally murdered.

- Any camper that gets in her way,

well, you know.

- Now, you wanted the extra Camp of Terror experience.

Well, you have got it!

With the VIP experience,

you will be the first campers to relive the horror

that happened that night 20 years ago,

right here, right now,

in the all new Camp of Terror!

- And how 'bout that interview now?

- No, sorry, Jonah.

- I see.

- Grab the original crew.

Let's meet at the tunnel in a bit.

- I got you.

- Whoa, what's that?

- This place looks awesome!

- Wonder how long it's been here?

- What, tryin' to scare us?

- Is this part of the camp?

- Are you ready?

- Let's act surprised.

We gotta put on a really good show for the campers.

- Let's do this!

Let's hear you, man!

You guys wanted a show.

- You all wanted the Camp of Terror experience?

Well, here you go!

Hurry!

- Let's go!

- We all saw what happened.

- We didn't know she was being kidnapped.

It's not our fault.

Echo!

- I'm his big sister, Echo.

- What an idiot!

- She's a freak!

Aren't you supposed to be happy?

- Echo!

- Look at him!

- Echo!

Echo!

- Jacob's right.

We all saw what happened,

and did nothing about it.

- We had our chance when the cops came.

- They asked us if we saw anything.

- And we all said no.

- We- - Should've told the cops

what we saw!

- But we kept our mouths shut!

- Look, we're all in this together.

- We stick to our original story.

We saw nothing.

Got it?

- Who's that?

Who's there?

- "Who's that, who's there?"

Calm down, dude!

You're always freakin' out.

It's probably nothin'.

- That, or... - Echo Meadows!

- Stop it.

- What's the matter, Jacob?

You scared?

- In all seriousness,

the Rutherfords are payin' us good money for this,

so let's give those campers what they came for,

a weekend of terror!

- And remember, starting tomorrow,

we will all be getting killed off one by one.

The Rutherfords will be telling the campers

Echo took us all.

- And that's why they won't be seein' our dead bodies.

We meet back at the counselor's lodge on Monday,

Halloween morning, and do it all over again

for a new batch of campers.

- It's easy money for everyone.

- Now, let's get back to our tents and get some rest.

It's gonna be a long, bloody weekend!

- Ahh, fuck!

Ow, what the fuck?

I thought this shit was supposed to be fake?

This isn't funny!

What the fuck, Hunter?

Ugh!

- I guess Jacob is still bent

from last night, huh?

- Maybe he's hung over.

- I'm surprised.

His big ass never misses breakfast.

- Let's go wake his lazy ass up.

- Like Mike said, we're all in this together, right?

- Right.

Let's go.

Oh.

Guess you got axed first, huh, buddy?

Hey, come check this out.

- Wow, it looks like

the Rutherfords started the party early.

- This looks fake.

We need to tell the Rutherfords to make it look more real.

- It's not too bad!

- The Rutherfords are cheap as hell, man!

- What do you think, Mike?

- Remember what the Rutherfords said,

"They're gonna make it look as real as possible."

These campers paid good money for this shit.

Hey, what are you doin' here?

This is the counselors' campgrounds.

You should be with the other campers.

- Mike, Mike, did you see this?

This Hunter did great work, huh?

- Who?

- Hunter, the guy we hired

to do the special effects that would look so great.

- Not in front of the other campers.

- What are you talking about? - What the?

That little fucker was just here.

- Who, who are you talkin' about?

- That weird camper, he was.

Nevermind.

So who's gonna get it next?

- Who the fuck are you?

Fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Ugh!

What the fuck?

Huh?

Mom? Dad?

Dad?

Where the fuck did you get that?

Who are you?

Ugh!

- I heard Jacob got it first.

- Which one was Jacob?

- You know, the chubby one.

- Oh, that guy.

Yeah.

- So how long you think it took to kill him?

- Shit, long enough.

I mean, he probably tried to talk

the killer's ear off first.

- Seriously.

- This is bullshit.

We didn't even get to see any of the carnage.

- Yeah, I mean, we paid extra for this.

- They should have come got us.

- Look, why don't you guys

just enjoy your lunch and stop complaining.

Nobody wants to hear it.

- Fuckin'. - This guy.

- Yeah, what is wrong?

- Yeah, we paid good money for this horror camp experience.

- Just give us what we want!

- We wanna see. - We wanna see blood!

Blood!

- People, please, take it easy here.

I can hear you arguing all the way down the trail.

- Why didn't you come get us when you offed Jacob?

- Jacob was a, was a bonus, right?

- Yeah.

- Correct me if I'm wrong,

an unforgettable, most brutal,

horrifying Camp of Terror experience.

- Right? - Yeah.

You kinda forgot the bloody, horrifying part.

- We wanted to see Jacob get it.

- Yeah, not be told about a fake pool of blood.

- Yeah, we didn't even know how he died.

- Rick, give us what we want.

- We want what you promised!

- Yeah, the Camp of Terror experience.

- Are you ripping us off?

- What's going on Mr. and Mrs. Rutherford?

- No, come on, please, people.

Look, today is gonna be epic.

I promise you we are gonna have blood, okay?

What happened with Hunter?

He didn't even tell me he was gonna off Jacob.

That was scheduled for today.

- I just saw someone over by the fire pit.

Looks like they're setting up.

- You again, the weird camper.

What do you want?

- It's only day two a shit show.

- Listen, I'm gonna go check on Hunter.

You get them all excited about tonight, all right?

- Tell Hunter if he fucks up again,

I'll be the one killing his ass.

Okay, campers, listen.

- Hey, how about that interview now?

- Sorry, Jonah, I need to get the campers excited.

You wanna see blood, campers?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Now you're going to get it.

- Can I quote you on that?

- Go back to your cabins and get ready.

We meet at the fire pit in two hours.

Okay?

Let's go. - Hell, yeah!

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

- Hey, you okay?

What's wrong?

- I don't like when the campers make fun of me.

- Who made fun of you?

Who are you talking about?

- All of you.

- I heard what Mike said to you back there.

Don't listen to him.

He's an asshole.

What's your name?

I'm Gracie- - You were part of it.

- I could kill Hunter right now.

I can't believe that little prick screwed us over like this!

You told me that he was top notch, Darlene.

- He came highly recommended on their company site.

- Well, we have no killer now.

And no killer means angry campers.

And angry campers means refunds.

Every camper paid $10,000 to be here this weekend.

And we have a whole nother bunch of 'em coming in on Monday.

We're gonna lose a ton of money,

and I don't like to lose.

- I called the company,

and they said they're trying to send someone out

as soon as possible.

- Darlene, it's Halloween weekend.

They're all booked, for God's sake!

Now, all these campers are gonna gather here

in an hour and 30 minutes.

We have to figure out something fast,

or we are fucked!

I'd put on the Echo costume myself,

but I'm not five five, dear.

- You.

- Oh, please.

- Mrs. Rutherford. - Yeah, yeah, hold on.

- How's your husband?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He's late like usual.

- Yeah, what's going on?

- This is supposed to be a camp of terror.

- Yeah, not a camp of nightmares.

- I wouldn't call any of this terror.

- It's been more like camp of nap time.

- Camp of nap time.

I like that.

- So Mrs. Rutherford, where is your-

- He'll be here soon.

Don't worry.

- How much longer?

- Man, we've been waiting for like an hour!

- Be patient.

He'll be here.

Where the fuck are you, Rick?

- There he is.

- Let's get the show going.

- Okay.

First of all,

I want to thank you all

for showing up this weekend for the Camp of Terror.

I don't know quite how to say this, but here goes.

- There he is.

Hey!

- Get him, Echo.

- It's show time!

- We wanna see.

- Blood! - Yeah!

Get him, Echo!

- Hunter, you son of a bitch,

you fuckin' made it.

Ooh!

- Let's do this.

Let's give 'em a show.

- Get him, Echo.

- You think I'm afraid of you?

Ugh!

- Bravo! Bravo!

- Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.

- Holy shit!

- He's killing the campers too.

- That's more like it. - Hey, that's what I mean.

- Awesome.

- Gettin' better.

- Great death scene, Hector.

- You too, camper girl.

- You wanted blood, you got it!

Welcome to the new Camp of Terror!

- That's what I'm talkin' about.

- Great job bringing Hunter back.

- I know. - I want you to go

and find Hunter,

and have him send his assistant Adam

to clean this shit up, okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

That Darlene, she puts on a good show, believe me.

- Hunter?

Hunter!

Rick is not mad at you.

He thinks you're doing a great job.

Come on, Hunter, where are you at?

Where the heck are you?

Enough of these games, Hunter!

Hunter!

Hunter!

Stop messing with me,!

Ha ha, this isn't funny.

I'm telling Rick you're messing with me.

Stop messing with me, Hunter.

We're paying you good money for this gig.

Rick was right.

That's it.

Who the fuck are you?

- Opa, oh.

Nostrovia.

- You shared the shit out of those campers earlier.

- Literally to death.

To death!

- Hey, Mr. Rutherford, where's Mrs. Rutherford?

- Huh.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

But she should be back now.

- Talk to me.

- I sent Darlene to gather up Hunter

for the second show tonight, right?

The last thing I want is anyone to think

that there's anything going wrong.

- Yeah.

- Mike, you could do me a big favor

and go look for those two.

I'll get everybody here ready.

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- One more, and then we go back.

- Mrs. Rutherford?

Hunter?

Where are you guys?

We got a big night planned out.

Mrs. Rutherford?

Hunter, is that you?

What the fuck?

Who is that?

Who's there?

Wait a minute.

I know what's going on.

It's my time to die.

Oh, they want a show?

I'll give 'em a show.

Come on, guys, where are you?

I don't like being alone at night by myself!

I knew it.

Hunter, let's give 'em a real good show.

Echo, is that you?

Don't hurt me.

Please, don't hurt me!

I'm sorry for what happened to you and your family!

Please don't kill me!

Motherfucker!

Hunter, I'm gonna kill you!

Hey, get back here.

I don't get paid enough for this shit!

Fucker, now you're mine.

You're mine, Hunter!

What the fuck is this place?

Who the fuck are you?

- Ugh, fuck.

Behind you.

- All right, all right, all right,

now let's listen up.

We are gonna give these campers

the greatest show of shows ever

because tonight, we all die by the hand

of our very own little Echo Meadows.

Little Echo Meadows, sha.

Woo, woo, woo, woo!

- All right, now, I want you all to go get ready,

and we'll meet at the fire pit in...

You thought I was gonna spill, right?

We'll meet at the fire pit in an hour.

See you there or be square.

- You're going in the wrong direction, Mr. Rutherford.

- I am not.

I am going to find my future ex-wife

because I believe she's fucking,

fucking Mike in the woods.

Darlene?

Darlene, where the?

Where the hell are you?

Darlene!

Darlene!

Stupid bitch.

Oh!

Oh!

There you are, you fucker.

Where's my wife and Mike?

Huh?

Don't fuck around with me.

You got a big show to do.

Now, come on.

Don't you fuck with me.

You understand?

You do your fucking job,

and we won't have.

Hang on.

Hang on.

Ooh!

Ugh!

Ooh, have me kill, Hunter.

You?

- That's some good shit.

- And where did you get that from?

- These fools got it from one of the counselors.

- Which one?

- Who cares?

- Where the women at?

- I'm not good enough?

- I mean.

- Did we invite any other ladies over?

- Man, you ain't got a fuckin' shot with them anyway.

- Man, he said you ain't got no game.

- Man, I got more game than any

of you motherfuckers combined.

- That burn.

- Come on, man, pass that shit over.

- You can't handle this shit, old man.

- Let me have it.

- This camp sucks.

- They better kill off at least one counselor tonight.

- Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath.

- Shit, I thought this

Camp of Terror would be more exciting.

- They killed off campers earlier today.

- Knowing Gracie, she probably paid extra

to have Rick kill her.

- I know, right.

"He's behind you.

He's behind you."

How much you think

that ho paid to get killed?

- For that death?

500 tops, that shit was whack.

- Obviously.

- Obviously what?

- I mean, she knew exactly where to go.

She was definitely in on it.

- That doesn't prove anything, man.

- Sure it does.

- How so?

- She was clearly jealous.

- Jealous of what?

- I was getting all the attention.

- Yeah, she's got you there.

- Epic?

It takes more than one kill to be epic.

- Yeah, you got that right.

- Well, how many do you need?

- At least three or four.

- Or something really memorable.

- Yeah, like- - Yeah, with lots of blood.

- I wonder what the Rutherfords have

in store for us tonight.

- Well, whatever it is,

it better be good.

We paid good money for this shit.

- Yeah, and we're just sitting here doing nothing.

- In this shitty-ass RV.

- Bro, we should just leave.

- And go where?

- Hey, anywhere's better than here.

- Let's go.

What you doing?

- What the fuck?

The door is locked.

- What?

- Hey, somebody open a fucking window!

- Come on! - Hurry.

- Is that fire?

- Hey, somebody open!

Hey, somebody open a fucking window!

- Come on, come on, hurry! - Help!

- What the fuck? - Hey, somebody open

a fuckin' window! - Come on.

- Where's Rick?

He's late.

- I don't know.

- This better not be another disappointment.

- Calm down.

I'm sure it will be here any second now.

- The show was supposed to start 30 minutes ago.

Don't you remember?

- He's just a little late.

Don't worry.

Tonight's gonna be epic.

- It better be.

- Finally.

- It's about damn time.

Let's see some action.

Let's go.

- I guess we're starting without Rick.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Ooh. - Yes!

- Oh, yes.

- I ain't scared of you!

- Oh! - Oh, yeah!

- Epic!

- Holy shit.

Come give me a try.

- Hey, what about me?

- More! More!

- Let's go, fucker.

- Get 'em, Echo, mm hmm.

- Let's do this.

- Ooh!

Ooh!

- I'm gonna ask you one more time

who the fuck are you?

Who's that?

- Our last day of camp.

- You know what that means,

Echo's last day of terror.

- Yeah. - Who do you think is next?

- Does it matter?

As long as it's gruesome.

I hope they double up the blood on the next one.

- This is the best camp experience ever.

- Mm hmm.

This is gonna make for such a good blog.

- First Jacob, then Darlene, then Mike, then Rick,

the new campers arrive tomorrow, so...

- So then it's our turn to die next then, right?

- I am so glad the Rutherfords didn't tell us

when we're gonna die.

- I'm starting to feel a little nervous.

This shit's starting to feel kind of real.

- Come on, let's go meet the campers

over by the fire pits.

- Right, it is our last day, right?

- Let's give 'em one last show.

- I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Will I get out of this?

Who the fuck is that?

No.

You don't understand!

No, you don't understand!

I didn't want to do that.

I didn't want to do that!

Listen.

I did that for...

- Why are you turning here?

I know you hear me.

John!

- Yes, I heard you!

- Then why didn't you answer me?

What the fuck, John?

- I just thought silence would be better

than yet another fight.

- Well, that clearly didn't work.

Where are you going?

We're supposed to be going the other way.

- Why is this asshole flashing me down?

- Just let him pass you.

- He's not passing us.

- Just keep waving him by.

- I'm already, I'm already doing that!

I'm just gonna pull over.

What's this asshole doing?

What the heck?

Ruby?

Ruby, where are you going?

It's you.

Let's go, Ruby.

I said let's go!

- Hey, easy with the little lady.

Okay?

Back off.

- Brother!

Mom and Dad always wanted a sweet little princess.

- What the fuck are you talking about, Lou?

You're scaring my wife!

- Hey, hey, easy, mister.

Actually, we're just messing with you, man.

We just came by to apologize to y'all

about what happened earlier at the restaurant.

So don't shit yourself.

Let's have fun.

- It's okay, we were just leaving.

- Hey Ruby, I'm sorry,

but you ain't going anywhere.

- You don't have to do this!

- It's not what we wanna do, John.

It's what we have to do!

We have to do this!

I am so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Mom wanted a little girl.

So Dad kidnapped her that day.

- She had a name.

Echo Meadows!

- Jasper, is that you?

Wait, there's two of you.

- Echo, sweet little princess.

I knew, I knew you would come back.

I knew it.

But you shoulda never to done what you did!

They loved you!

And you killed them.

- Why?

Why are you doing this?

We love you.

- Uh!

You're not my father!

- Ezra?

Are you in here?

No!

No, no, no, no!

Echo!

You're supposed to be our daughter!

- I am not your daughter!

- Don't say that.

Come to mama.

- You are not my mother!

You took me from her.

- Yes, I am your mama,

and that, that's your papa!

We love you.

- No, no!

You had your dim-witted, brain-washed sons

murder my parents!

- Miserable, ungrateful little bitch!

I thought you loved me!

- Mom? Dad?

Dad?

Jesus Christ!

No!

No!

No, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!

No!

No, Dad!

I love you. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, Mom.

No!

Echo!

They loved you!

And you killed them.

- They took everything from me.

You took everything from me!

- We killed your brother,

and now we're gonna kill you.

- See you in hell, Lou.

- Come on, guys.

It's our last day of camp.

Come on.

- Yeah. - Come on.

- Yeah, you guys still got to die.

- Don't worry.

You'll get your show.

- Hey, you all came to camp to hear the story

of Echo Meadows and her family.

Am I right?

- Yeah!

- You all paid big money

to see a Camp of Terror live show?

- Yeah! - Yes, we did.

- Sit back, relax, and enjoy the closing act.

- Mike?

- Holy shit!

- I thought he was dead.

- Oh ho, that's what I'm talkin' about.

- I love this camp!

- Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

- Run!

Run! Run!

Jasper Meadows!

Jasper Meadows is a killer!

He's a killer!

- Oh no, what are we gonna do?

- Ooh, Jasper's gonna get you, Mike.

He's gonna get you, ooh.

- This is boring.

Kill him already!

- Look out, Mike.

- Run! Run!

It's him!

It's really him!

He's alive!

- He's alive.

- You're in on this too?

- You don't remember me, do you?

- What an idiot.

- Aren't you supposed to be happy?

- Now do you remember?

- Oh, shit.

Ooh!

Ugh.

- Don't kill me.

- Encore!

- More, more! - Yeah!

- More blood, yeah! - Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Let's go, fucker, come on.

Ugh.

- More blood, yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Please, no, no, no!

Ugh!

Fuck you.

- Yeah, yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Woo hoo! - Holy sh-

- More blood, yeah! - Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Hey, hey, hey!

You know what I hate more than counselors?

- What?

- Fuckin' reporters!

- I'm the last to die.

- Wrong!

Mike is.

- Let me go, please.

- Shut the fuck up!

- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Help! Help!

Help!

I'm sorry, I swear.

I swear, I swear I won't say anything.

I swear I won't say anything.

Let me go.

Let me go, please.

- Real good at that. - Help!

- Real fucking good at that.

- Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Please!

I'm sorry, please.

Help!

Help!

We were only kids.

We were only kids.

We were only kids.

- You had your chance.

You said nothing! - We were kids.

We were kids.

We were kids.

Help!

Help!

- Yeah?

So was she.

Shut up!

Shut the fuck up!

Ugh.

- We're finally here.

- We're finally off that shitty bus.

- You'd think the Rutherfords would have

a more comfortable bus.

But I guess the rich get richer for a reason.

- Ah, come on, this is gonna be awesome.

- I wonder who's gonna die first.

- Her.

- Yeah, the bimbo always gets it first.

- It's always the stoner.

- You guys are way off.

- Man, you scared everybody off.

- Not everyone.

- Do you see that?

Over there.

- Yes, I do.

- No, no, over there, the ones.

- There it is indeed.

- Loser.

Who the fuck are you?

Great, another loser.

Ow!

You used to hide in the group.

And now I have you all alone.

All alone!

- Help!

- Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Ha ha!

- Hello?

Holy shit.

I don't remember this cabin.

Holy crap.

That's cool.

Oh, cool.

Cool.

Nice touch.

Jeez!

Oh, you're.

What's wrong?

What's wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you, huh?

Mm.

Mm.

You should smile more.

Bitch.

- You are all the same.

You don't remember me, do you?

- No.

Hey.

Shit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Ugh!

- It's gonna be okay.

The new campers are here.

- You know what we have to do, little brother.

- They say you cross paths

with at least 20 killers over your lifetime.

You don't even know it,

except for this time.

'Cause I know you see me.

- Breaking news.

A pit of bodies has been found

on the premises of Camp Echo Lake.

- In a scene eerily similar to the events.

- 20 years ago to the day that hit Camp Pleasant Lake.

- Authorities were called in

after concerned family members contacted the police.

- The only trace left behind was a cryptic message.

- Written in blood.

- Smile more.

- This has got to be a publicity stunt.

- A horror camp where all of the campers disappear?

- That were murdered.

- Where's the proof?

- And where did they all go?

- This seems like something straight out

of a video game.

- What kind of video game?

- I don't know, Horror Fan 69,

kind of like a real live "Friday the 13th" game.

- Yeah, I mean, everyone, literally everyone,

is on Twitter right now.

- Please.

- I love this shit.