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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris.

Man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck

Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.

He's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team peppered.

It's too dangerous to watch too much

Teemo the samurai warrior.

Read Chuck's teenager pretends

to be a sumo champion

with Chuck Norris.

They battle the sinister forces on the floor.

Remember this?

And the ruthless super ninja finish Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi,

Chuck Norris, karate commandos.

Have you ever made a mistake?

Of course you have. We all have.

Many times it's hard to face up to that mistake,

because it means you may be laughed at or punished

when you do face up to your mistake and know you'll never do it again.

And you become a much stronger person.

And we needed all that strength on the island of the Walking Dead.

The satellite handled communications

for every military installation on the globe.

Satellite maintaining coordinates, stable and on track.

Everything from soup to missile launches.

Oh, that reminds me, Lord.

Chuck.

That satellite is pretty valuable.

Hardware? Sure.

I'm glad the satellite is on our side.

We're ready to attack.

Good.

And while you're seizing control of the satellite,

be sure to give my regards to Chuck Norris.

Norris I'm

going to give him a lot more than Recons.

Remember, Norris is my.

I can't figure out where this interference is coming from.

We're under attack.

Hit it!

You got it.

Ninja class.

You see

the grenade?

Don't let them take the control room.

I'm not.

Yeah, there's no.

Air. Oh!

Hey, I thought.

This is for. You.

No, no.

It's so on.

Norris. Oh.

It's not over yet.

Norris.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Destroy the tracking.

He's going to pull the dish up.

One back.

Yeah.

Yeah. You.

Why would the floor want to destroy the tracking station antenna?

I'm sure we'll find out soon.

We've locked onto that satellite long.

What else will.

Now, very.

Gently bring it down to beam. Is.

Lit. There it's years.

Show.

Before you get the satellite, I want you to make sure Norris doesn't interfere.

He won't.

Okay, gang.

That's it. Pepper.

Get our equipment to the departing point.

I'll meet you on the destroyer in two hours.

Right, Chuck?

Oh, and thanks for their help, tank.

My pleasure, little lady.

My old buddy Chuck's.

Get some nice friends.

Thanks for giving me and the barbell a lift to my gym.

No problem, buddy.

Chuck. Come in. Yes, Mr. Director.

Chuck, you've got to stop Klaue from getting his hands on that satellite.

If he gets it, he'll have total control of all our military bases.

I get the picture, Mr. Director.

Count on me.

Good luck. Who was that? Really? Yep.

Where?

Looks like the traffic on this highway

suddenly gotten heavy.

And dude almost took us out.

Yeah, I noticed.

Mind if I borrow your barbell?

Be my guest.

It always did have style, Chuck.

I'll have to tag along with you more often.

Any time, buddy.

Anytime.

The satellite's been located by its homing device.

It's somewhere on Voodoo Island.

Then that's where we're going.

The satellite emits an audible signal when you get close.

You should hear it. Beep.

We'll find it.

You just get that ship out of sight.

Good luck.

We'll split up so we can cover more territory.

Too much red and pepper. Go with chemo.

We've got to get to that satellite before the clock.

And be careful out there.

We'll meet by the base of the volcano at oh eight 30 hours.

I hear something.

What do you want?

Look in the tree.

Do you think the sound came from that?

Yeah.

He couldn't hear.

Look, the satellite.

Oh. Wow.

Everything looks like dead people.

The, There's zombies.

We're getting out of here.

Too much.

He didn't even feel it.

Oh, just keep dreaming.

Time,

Wait. Hey.

These should have been here by now.

You're right.

Let's go find him.

They came this way.

All right.

Look at all those footprints.

Listen.

Another drum.

It's different.

And it's coming from that end of the island.

We're going to let those drums lead the way for us. To.

Good work.

The claw will be pleased to,

with the satellite recovered.

We're right on schedule.

Let's not.

Forget it.

Let's see how brave you are when we start the barbecue.

You'll.

Never get Chuck. We'll find. Him.

I have my ways.

You've made your.

Point.

I want to barbecue Chuck Norris on those coals.

Personal.

No worries.

He's around here.

I can feel it.

Well.

But, boss.

These are the walking dead.

Doesn't matter.

We're moving in.

Oh, no, you don't.

Fight!

Fire with fire!

Over here!

Chuck!

Yeah.

You guys okay?

Sure. Chuck.

We're gonna need these.

Let's move it.

Step down.

We found the satellite.

The zombies took it this week into the jungle.

We'll follow them.

We've got to get it back.

They will not succeed.

I will stop them. Wherever they go.

You can.

See them.

Holy smokes!

How did they find us so fast?

The shaman's magic.

Look out!

They're not going to stop us.

Hey! What is.

In there?

Too much!

Stop!

It's a booby trap!

Everybody out of the way!

Either one.

Jump!

We made it!

This way.

These zombies don't give up, do they?

Tell me about it.

Hey, guys.

This way.

Over the bridge.

Go on.

But, boss. Chuck? What's wrong?

I don't know. Sharp pain.

Keep going.

You're going to beg me to end it for you.

You're risking.

Them.

It's super ninja.

That's strange.

The pain's gone.

It must be stopped.

We're going to take a detour to get that satellite.

Both.

You mean.

That's right down there.

Whoa!

Is everybody okay?

There's too much

titanium.

Hey, speed it up

as soon as the satellite is back in orbit.

We'll take all the communications from the military bases.

The satellite?

Yep. I see it.

Chemo, Toby

and I will break into the main building and take care of Klaus setup.

You got it, boss. Pepper.

Heat up those turbines on that jet.

That's all right. Out of here.

We'll do it. Oh!

Did you.

Yeah.

Okay, let's do it.

Oh! Oh.

Glad to see you're up to form, boss.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Mount up.

Guys.

But, boss.

I can't ride that tricycle.

It's too. Small.

I've got other plans for you.

Oh, we're going to pay

a surprise visit to the man at the top. Oh!

Norris has attacked headquarters.

No worries.

And where is he now?

Business as usual.

A dramatic entrance.

Make sure you show. Mr.

Norris every consideration.

Before you kill him.

That may not be so easy for.

Now. Hi, guys.

At least I get the satisfaction.

Of eliminating you.

I hope I'm not late for the party.

Perfect timing.

Topic.

Come.

Cool. Me?

Yeah, yeah.

Claw, please.

Forget it.

We'll get him next time.

Yes. I sure hope that gets ready.

Yeah.

Break it up, skipper.

Keep going.

Pepper, please.

Just.

You may have won.

This round, Norris, but you will live to regret it.

Hit it.

It's close. Jet.

Prepare to attack!

Navy fighter planes.

Whoosh! Beating the clock!

Do exactly as I say.

Wait.

What's the clock to? It's not the clock.

It's Norris.

I know him.

He's got the satellite.

Escort to get the team. Old.

Mission accomplished.

Remember, everyone makes mistakes in their life.

You do?

I do. And your parents do.

But being able to love them in spite of those mistakes.

Is what makes you a very special person.

Catch you later.