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The overworld, the biggest sandbox in the universes, is full of epic tales.

Billions and billions of them.

Well, guess what?

This one is all mine.

My name is Steve, and as a child I yearn for the minds.

But it didn't really work .

out.

So I did a terrible thing.

I grew up.

And just as I expected, it was a massive bummer.

Ultimate domin resort condominium dogs are in the lick tennis in the back.

Every room has the crew mini ball.

Welcome up thes.

I really put myself out there and it totally blew up in my face.

It was the carnal life that made a man stare into his potatoes.

And then I remembered I couldn't give .

up on my dream, not yet the mines.

So I bought a pickaxe and a sweet helmet.

and this time .

I was unstoppable.

Turns out my adventure was just beginning.

I mined my brains out until I found two mysterious artifacts.

this thingy .

and .

that cool thingy.

And when I put those two thingies together.

you guessed it, it opened .

a portal to another worl.

The overworld?

This place blew my mind.

I'd never seen anything like it.

Oh.

turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life.

A world where anything you can imagine .

you can create.

This is my first house, my second house, and my third house made entirely of sheep's wool.

Life was good.

The only thing missing was a friend to share it with.

And then this super angry wolf showed up.

So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.

Oh yeah?

Boy .

Dennis be like a scratchy scratch on an atea.

With him by my side, my confidence soared.

Together, we've built endless masterpieces.

The more I built, the better I got.

Dennis.

check it out.

To here?

Turns out Panda's left to party.

And cows.

Life was perfect.

And the years simply flew by.

Until one day I came across some strange ruins its.

Flint andst.

Turns out we just opened the portal to a totally new dimension, the Nether.

There was no joy or creativity at all.

Get .

these.

Piglet brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, led by mount gosha evil pigling socer shops who rule.

Take me instead.

Now I'll take both of you and that.

or let's get one thing straight.

Where I come from, we call this huge.

Malgosia had finally got what she'd always wanted, the orb of Dominance, the most powerful cube shaped orb in the entire universe.

Mess up your pegs with this all.

I will pillage the overworld in all .

of its gold will be ours.

I couldn't let this happen, The overworld had saved me, and now I had to try to save it.

We have to stop our Dennis.

So we escaped and stole back the orb.

Find him and bring me that all.

Hurry, Dennis, take this to earth.

Follow my set for 149 Holly Oak Drive.

You got that, boy?

You're the last hope for this world, boy.

Janice was a hero that day.

He ran like the wind.

I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, but we had a world to save, so we ran all the way back to my house on Earth and hit the most powerful object of existence under my waterbed.

As long as the orb stays hidden, the overworld will be safe.

I just pray some doofus doesn't find it.

My.

In the late 1980s, Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm, becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game Hunt City Rampage.

His mastery of this two player co-op shocked the world.

His effective use of the garbage toss move earned him the nickname The Garbage Man.

He became the envy of the gaming world after landing a looper and 6 figure deal with Sizzler.

One thing's for sure, this kid had it all.

Here at the Garbage Man Garrison.

no autographs.

Have a nice day.

No time has come.

Miss me when I'm?

Super cool.

Garret, the garbage man.

To what do we owe this pleasure?

Pleasure think I come to storage auctions for fun.

I'm a business man, Daryl, an investor.

Well I'm about to shuffle some coal into your chee chee trade, you're gonna love this next unit, it's got a water bed, it's got some pickaxes.

it's got a huge .

game of mixed nuts.

it's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses.

That sounds terrible.

I think it's also got a 1009 78 attire Cosmos 1978, Atari Cosmos, that's what to say.

Yeah, those things are worth the Frein fortune.

Heck yeah, they are bro, if you make this happen for me, I will strongly consider hanging out with you.

You're bro.

Yep, two big buffaloes like us out there in the wild, we're in unisex turquoise blouses.

Oh boy, that's gonna cause a commotion.

The ladies aren't gonna know what, listen, you can keep the hammer press under on you.

I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true, he two loose cannons wear turquoise blouses is help, let's do it.

And we got $500, $500 over here, we got $500, we got 6, do we have 6, do we have $600?

We've got $600 over here, here $700, we $700, we've got $700 here, we've got $800 over here, we got 8 50, do we here 850 do we 850 we here?

Do we hear anymore?

Do we hear 900, 900, 900 going once, 900 going twice in 900 going 3 times-star to hometown hero Garrick the garbage man garrison for $900?

I wouldn't cash that for about six months.

really.

Yeah, come to Papa Ky.

Daryl, where is it?

I'm sorry I didn't check the box.

Target, that does not mean you can crash this.

I'm up against it, man.

I've no .

my store.

I just, I .

need to win, man.

I need to win.

Let's roll everyone.

This man has no respect for the storage community.

You cry.

They call my name.

Look, Douglas was not my first choice either, but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here.

Or at least that's how I interpreted it.

Yeah, I read something online, this place sucks.

Anyways, rent is super low and I've got a full time gig here, so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now.

Yeah.

I get it.

Look, I think you're really going to like it here.

What's going on with that dude?

Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in chocolates day, hi to chuvit chef.

This is the new neighborhood.

When was this house built?

It's .

so nice to meet you.

Yeah, nice to meet you.

Your new bosses sent you this?

Oh yeah, people love working at a potato chip factory.

Yeah, well I'm, I'm running their socials for a little bit, I said I get their follower count past 75.

No.

nice, you must be Henry, nice to meet you.

I'm done.

right?

Why is there an Alpa hanging out of your car?

Well, real estate's not my only hustle, also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side anywho I got Ta run, call me if you need anything.

Also, really sorry about your mom really brave what you're doing.

I hope you know that.

thank you.

The.

Henry, breakfast is ready.

Check it out.

I made you mom's signature tater top breakfast pizza so you can hand out slices on your first day.

You thought you wanted me to seem normal?

I do.

What do you think I am?

I got you and body spray signature scents are huge here.

velvet mischief.

you're gonna wanna spray it and then walk into it.

Don't be too direct.

it's really powerful.

Love you.

love you .

too.

Smells like banana bread and poo.

Your store's running cool.

Yeah, I know, looking for anything in particular?

No I'm just checking some stuff out.

non incomit toal classic loser mentality.

I can help starting a mentorship program for people who want to win at the game of life, 50 bucks an hour.

cool how you actually win at life.

that's literally the answer I charge money for.

Tots, what's with the breakfast pizza?

My sister made it.

I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends.

A little desperate for day one, don't you think?

I also noticed that you're wearing velvet Mischief.

It's a wonderful cologne, and I strongly believe that every young man should have his own signature sin.

I didn't think I applied very much.

Listen I'm gonna give you a hot garbage tip.

Friendship is like a puzzle.

Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool and sometimes it's just one piece to be cool.

Then people will be like, that's not a puzzle, that's a picture and they have a right to speak to.

Okay.

well I got to go to school.

Whatever, nerd, just leave the pizza.

Let's put this name tag on.

Why does he have an exclamation point?

Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you.

You know, you're the first student to enroll here ever since that article came out about the school rankings.

Anyway.

I'm Vice Principal Marlene, and I'm an open book.

You have probably heard that my husband, Clemente, recently divorced me, and to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does.

You know, the fire went out on our marriage script years ago, but we stuck it out for the dogs.

Okay.

let's get you to your first class.

Good morning, just a little something about myself.

I teach Jim, I teach art financially.

I'm living in a nightmare, okay?

I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy.

Last year I claimed $4000 on my tax return.

I also have several pending lawsuits, okay, but most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall.

Okay, today we're going to do a still life.

1 orange, 1 banana.

Let's get after it, people.

What is this, don't you know what a still life is.

It means you just draw the thing, do the assignment next time.

That jetpack would never work.

It kind of foolproof, actually.

Just math.

My dad said math has been debunked.

Check it out, newkid thinks he's a rocket scientist.

I love to be a rocket scientist, so prove it.

Jesus?

Lose it.

right?

Count it down, guys.

Five, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1.

Okay, so I know that we're all very excited about the new rebrand, but I don't think you should call your party bags salt sacks.

The.

I was never here, okay?

Well, the good news is nobody died.

But the bad news is you've destroyed the American potato chip economy.

I'm sorry, okay?

It was an accident.

This could be grounds for expulsion.

Henry, I need you to call your guardian.

Hey Mr garbageman, it's Henry the kid with the tater top breakfast pizza.

I have a weird neighbor to ask.

Could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle?

No way, I don't do that stuff right?

I have 26 bucks.

Hi I'm Henry's ank.

You the trash bag.

It's actually .

garbage, man.

Garbage man, Oh, you can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime, but you got a bungee, the lid, because I got a lot of raccoons in .

there.

Whoever divorced you, a complete idiot.

I just don't get it.

Should have worked.

Not this rape, but I probably just caused my sister her job.

You're super creative.

Guess I'm not the only true talent in Chula.

Hey, since you're going to GV, mind if I get these fly back?

People don't grow on trees and you're really loud in the kinco anymore?

Well, you can have my book too, because I'm done with it.

What's this stupid junk who?

Price of new ages bull crap.

I don't know what it does.

Hey, instructions.

Never under any circumstances, combine the orb and crystal.

Wait.

do not fall this warp, even if you're a struggling business owner, and eat a ton of cash fast because there's loads of treasure down here, but it's not worth the danger.

Want to go somewhere?

I'm sorry, I tried everything.

I didn't know what else to call.

No, it's okay what's going on .

and missing?

I tried the school, I tried his phone a million times, he's not answering.

He was supposed to be home hours ago, I thought .

he'd be in detention for blowing up, checking the chip .

that was him.

Give me, oh my gosh, I .

can't believe this.

We're here for one day and he's already the town villain.

Got him, he's fun, he's just planning an abandoned mine shaft, What I'm on I'll drive, you can feed Mr Scribbles this cluster carrot if you want to keep that pretty face of yours .

happy, okay?

You go first.

I'll cover you 6.

Danger, whatever.

Oh.

Henry, oh girl.

what are you doing down here?

This .

guy, he's my new mentor to me.

Boy, you guys.

Oh.

Oh man, my butt, my butt.

We are not naho anymore, I think this is Wyoming.

Wait, who are you again?

Garrett, the garbage man Garrison gave me of the year in 1989?

Whatever I barely think of.

What the heck.

That's what I think it is.

It could be our first quest giver.

I'll do the tokenize.

You hear me.

Come back here.

Lift up.

We're running dangerously low on gold.

Don't let me be very clear.

You are all failure If .

you can't find more gold I'll just send you to the overworld .

of Zombi 5.

Mourn me, more gold.

You, what are you making?

Come closer.

It's all right, come on.

I'm not going to break you.

Oh, how .

pretty, but hell, will that help me find more golds?

Look, we lucky what we have here.

Our.

Time has come.

Mount gosha .

my liege.

was I unclear when I said no one was to waste time on art or leisure?

The orb has returned.

Dennis.

you stole it from me and now you will retrieve it.

It would be a privilege, my liege.

We're .

going to unbind you now.

Don't do anything stupid, of .

course not, you can trust this little dungeon.

Pu.

let me just .

my head strike me down, my piglings will make a meal of your beautiful wolf.

How do I know you're telling the truth?

There's only one way to find out .

the orb for your little dog's life.

Hola, wise quest give.

We humbly seek gold.

Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure.

Lo garbage man, I work in the animal field and I am telling you that thing doesn't understand a word you're saying.

We're talking, sorry about that.

What were you saying?

Come on Henry, we're going home.

Does that feel quick to anyone else?

All right, everyone, stay calm.

Rely free.

Garbage tip.

Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit.

What in the he?

If that happens, you can say bio cone DS to your body plane's navigation system.

what?

Yeah.

a garbage man isn't speaking English or espano.

What am?

I doing here?

Yeah, we got a zing problem.

I don't know.

but it might work.

Oh my gosh I'm so.

You idiot, right?

Oh boy?

Who are you.

I .

am Steve?

Who are you people?

Where's Dennis?

Dennis, who's don't know any Dennis?

And how'd you get that?

Hey, relying mochao, it's my property.

do you even know what that is, it's the orb of dominance.

it's a cube.

okay, ha ha, you people seriously have no idea what you're dealing with, hand it over and no one hurt.

no way.

Okay, we need this thing to get home.

I hate to take a big fat .

dump Aoo on your plans, but you can't get home.

Well wait, what do you mean we can't get home?

Not without the Earth crystal.

you mean my little boxy thing?

Garbage man busted it.

Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this?

You got those good photo vibes, kid.

I got photo vibes.

Are you implying that we're stuck here?

Yes, unless you get the Earth crystal, it's your only way home, there's only one way you could ever replace it at the Woodland mansion, but going there would get you all killed.

So it's saying here.

fair enough, listen, I can get you home, but then you got to give me that orb.

so what are you gonna do with it?

None of your concern.

so what do you say?

Do we have a deal?

He did just kill like 20 zombies.

more like 15, but okay, all right, Steve, under two conditions.

One, always address me because I'm the leader.

Two, if you double cross us, I won't crack your cabassa with my butt cheeks like a Walmart.

Oh, this guy is such a tool bag.

I'm so sorry, we just met this man and he's not the leader.

Well, it looks like doctor swolenskyi here just got himself a deal.

Oh my gosh.

all right.

First we need to load up on some gear or we're all going to die.

Let's go to midportion.

This guy's lost his mind.

Here it is me Port village.

I got a secret stash of elite loot that'll help us survive the woodland mansion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys?

Oh, these dudes, they're the villagers, they're total pacifists and vegetarians, You don't bug them, they won't bug you, they just like to chill, trade and eat butt loadouts of bread.

They love crushing loaf.

so they built all this?

Yeah, most of it, but the good stuff you see is all me.

Whoa.

see some kind of king?

No.

that's a legend, kid.

Anything you can dream about here, you can make zero limits.

You know what I'm talking about?

That was your tower, right?

Yeah, pretty killer for a first build.

Re is just an iron golem local security force.

But they're a bunch of big softies.

Unless you start messing with the villagers, don't ever do that.

This place makes no sense.

Yo, I need protein like pronto.

I got just the place, bro, hemoth?

Hello there.

oh dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it.

You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?

I did, and you're about to find out.

The.

You hear that?

That's the sound of sizzling.

Smell.

smell.

Bell?

Super spic.

It's .

a.

I have a small business too.

The one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck, but.

Acking loser.

pass the bird turkey.

I'm not a .

little wimp like Big Steve here.

I crave heat and I crave pain.

There it waits, Hear my words.

That chicken was just cooked in hot lava, let it cool down, man.

Not bad?

Garbage man, you're a big time idiot.

What is it.

what?

General chagu .

get over here.

Hey malgosia, what's going on, your old dungeon buddy?

Steve has betrayed us.

Well, a bummer, the .

Orvis with four round links.

My spies tell me he has taken them to his lava chicken checks.

No way, I love that place.

La la la lava chicken.

take your finest warriors, bring me that orb and kill the .

ramblings.

So like, you want me to end his life or whatever?

Are you serious?

What do you think I'm talking about?

Okay.

I was just kind of confused there for a second.

Take us neither water so you don't zombie .

Your Majesty, I don't think this is gon na be enough to go around with it, no worries, All right, drink up guys.

You don't want a zombi vibe there, just tiny steps, okay?

Okay, so how do we find this woodland mansion .

thing over the mountains into the dark forest right beyond the massive red shrooms?

Massive red shrooms.

big old red ones.

We need to find a real map.

Steve, this place is dangerous and I need to get my brother out of here.

It seems like he's having a pretty good time.

Look, your brother has a gift.

You know that, right?

You should let him explore it.

Creativity in this world is key to survival.

Okay, well, in the real world, things are a little bit different.

Creative kids get picked last for Jim, they sit at the bummer lunch table and they get bullied.

Don't I know it.

do you even realize what he did back home?

He blew up chuggy the chip.

maybe I belong in this rock.

Henry, that's not what I meant, it's not what I was saying at all.

just so you know I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be.

You okay?

Fine.

Look, I found one of these big headed looking dudes that sells maps.

Looks legit, come on.

Welcome to the stash TNT firework rockets, also good for propulsion, boots of swiftness.

diamond, dark, full set .

and blades for days.

Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion .

who?

Bogus loud, bro.

Look, but don't touch.

Those are some of my favorite treasures.

But this Jung .

that is an ender pearl teleport you to wherever you throw it.

Yeah, right?

And that was the only 1 I had.

No biggie, almost died fighting an enderman for it.

Come with me.

This is a crafting table.

Here's how it works.

You place these elements in different patterns.

You got yourself a sweet .

blade.

You want to see a blade?

I'll show you a blade.

yeah.

That's okay, bud, bucketts are useful here.

yeah, they're cool Garrett, they're like nunchucks?

Yeah, I know, that's why I made them.

They're .

buck chucks.

They're what?

Hey.

can I trust else?

Absolutely root and tootle.

Bro, you had tots the whole time?

Yeah, sorry.

The top launcher?

Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world to create something amazing that is next level.

Gotta play through, do launcher when you're done.

Yeah, sweet.

Hey Steve, think I'll talk to you for a second.

Sure thing.

What's up, you know that note you left with the orb 1 about the riches?

I read it.

Yeah, there's riches everywhere.

Keep a fat stash of diamonds at the red stone mines.

So this treasure load, is it on the way to this mansion place?

Not really, it's a major detour, plus the mines can be perilous.

I'm going keep it simple for you Steve.

No diamonds.

No orb.

You spelled them stepping in.

Good day, We need a map to the woodland mansion.

We just need a map.

N done.

Something's going down.

Just start trashing their produce.

Villagers hate that.

Who are these guys piglings .

they must .

react to the orb?

Crap.

shus I'm really sorry, but I have to annihilate you and stuff.

Should we just that thingy?

He rode this guy?

Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff.

He seems nice.

but he's a killer.

Wow, you look good bro.

Hammer.

you lose some weight, stand back Boris, this peak is fine.

I'm tired of getting all the glory.

This pain is mine.

We have to get to Henry.

Do you .

think we can take these guys?

I like let.

Ship?

The party's over, bud.

Just give me .

the orb.

Ninja roll.

What happened.

save your butt?

That's what happened.

You take me later, We gotta get to the Rampart.

Follow me.

Matt, we have to go now.

Donna can't all leave him.

He's my entire family.

We need you.

I'm live, okay?

We'll meet him back at the women mansion, we got to go.

Garrett?

What about Natalie?

Peter of the Mansion?

Oh great, now what electro wingsuits?

Whoa.

head for those mountains.

I got regard to the woolen mansion.

Hey, don't talk back to your elders.

Those things work.

Right.

absolutely.

Check it out?

Boyers DS, we see you later.

I thought I grab 3 for.

Over here, just relax.

Let my hips guide you.

It's the only way.

We got?

You didn't make a.

It's.

It.

Fuck, there's still some negative space back there.

We both know it.

I'm trying to close the gaps.

I'm gon na squeeze for your safety.

Don't worry I'm .

going to cushion on phone .

with his water fucking.

You can really fight that.

You were kick.

but I have no idea where it came from there.

We need .

a okay.

Okay, okay, hurry.

Now that's the worst boat I've ever seen.

I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Forget it.

Let's go, come on.

Oh no, not again.

I am so sorry.

Oh my god, are you all right?

Oh my god, oh my god, are you all right?

Your head is huge.

You're not gon na sue me, are you?

Because everyone wants to sue me once I hit them with my Jeep Grand car key.

Oh my, how about this?

What if I just take you to dinner?

Would you like to go to dinner?

You got some talking to you, buddy Hank and I want some answers.

Like, how are we gonna stop those pigs?

And why is my beard still Gorgonzola?

Yeah, and who's that evil sources you were talking about?

Look.

the sorceress is a pickling queen called Nal gosha.

Those are her minions.

She rules over them in a dark hellscape called the Nether, and I always keep a chunk of Gorgonzola in my front pocket.

Okay?

It's my best friend's favorite snacky snack.

My best friend Dennis malgosia ISS Path to Villainy started the way these things often do during the semifinals of the nethers.

Got talent?

Young malgosia always dreamed of being a world class dancer.

Her moves .

were pretty out there.

No one in the Nether was ready for it.

It crushed her.

What I tell you about all that dancing?

You deserve to fail.

Creativity will never make you happy go, but you know what, will gold now go find some.

So from that day forward, she denounced all forms of creativity.

If she ever gets that orb, she'll block out the sun, netherworld will flourish this beautiful world, and everything in it will wither and die.

And you were going to give it to her?

Great idea.

not gon na give it to her, but I need that orb for leverage.

Got ta save den, come.

The Woodland mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains.

We can go over or through .

whatever's fastest.

Through will be faster.

Gerald, canus, you have failed me for the last time.

I'm really sorry about that.

Bring out .

the base.

What do you mean you just have to put the bride in.

Well, this is a big deal who get it done?

Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day, but I'm really trying to set some new goals.

The bright hawk, my ultimate weapon.

Wait.

does this mean you're firing me?

Well done, now find the ramblings and brand me they all.

We are so lost.

My 1 job was to protect enemy, and I blew it.

So my mom had never let anything happen to him.

I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff.

I wish I could have been a kid for a little bit longer.

You know, I just have a feeling like I could have done anything.

I hear you .

being a grown up sucks.

You .

got all these responsibilities and you just stop chasing your dreams.

You think I like having 15 hustles?

Wait, hold, hold.

Let's just calm down.

I think this one just needs some TLC.

Yeah, you like booms?

I bet you like both as you go, as you do.

Aren't you a beautiful one?

Yes, you were.

Oh, yes you.

I cannot believe you just did that.

Dennis.

Steve's Dennis.

Well, can't you take us to him?

Oh n, I think this might be our way to the Woodland mansion, just follow that .

booch.

Right this way.

gentlemen, lookie lookie here.

welcome to the Redstone .

Mines.

You see that glowy stuff?

That's redstone conducts energy, can build some crazy contraptions with it.

Thought you said this was a diamond mine.

easy big dog, they're here, but be careful, I said some booby traps a long time ago.

I can't for the life of me remember where they are.

Here it is, thanks Garrett.

Yes, for .

diamonds.

That's what I'm talking about.

Steve delivers the good.

Did you guys plan this?

I'm sorry Henry.

Ya I'm not.

What the heck, man?

Relax, Natalie could be at the mansion already.

Too far.

but.

Oh no, never.

What.

what does that mean?

The great she finally put the brain in run .

for the.

Memory serves.

I built a kick ass safe route just out the head.

Giant my Tor out.

Where are we stopping?

We're a husky load, gents, we're gonna need a redstone boost fast.

What's that sound?

Crap.

my creep farm.

What kind of idiot would breathe these things?

Up ahead, look.

we gotta get to the red rail.

Gar.

You got into this mess.

Get him and Butch.

okay?

Nice work gargar your little detour are almost got us killed.

Why you're so dramatic?

You're still alive.

What's your problem, man?

We didn't need those stupid diamonds, I swear you are literally the most selfish person I've ever met.

whatever I need them.

Okay, I need the diamonds because I need the money, because I'm broke.

You wouldn't know anything about that.

My life sucks, kid, all right?

I'm a freaking loser there.

I said it, I know it looks like I got it all put together, right?

Smart, funny, bilingual el humbling to UN elf haltd.

That's not the reality.

I'm not doing well.

I'm bad.

I'm washed up Hank, and I'm going to lose everything, and that's not the worst part.

I'm alone.

You were in alone, I was your friend.

Sorry about your finances.

The shop Steve.

Yeah, it's spicy, but.

You know, I gotta tell you I'm having a great time.

I recently got divorced from my husband Clemente.

And the main reason is, you know, he didn't have any personality.

Not like you.

Are you finished?

No, I think he's Swedish, but we're done with our meal.

Here it is, the woodland mansion.

We're gonna get in there, get the earth crystal and get you guys home.

Follow me.

check this out, let's do this.

Pay close attention to Papa Steve.

The Woodland mansion has three floors, the first floor is loaded with Vindicators axe murderers, basically.

Why is the third floor on the first floor?

I'm very confused.

I was trying to make three floors, but I didn't have time to make like a dollhouse.

The second floor crawls with Evokers, they wield powerful dark magic.

This is the worst model I've ever seen.

Garret, stop talking, we're trying to figure out a plan .

bro.

how long you mean mad me for?

Just come mad at you.

Please don't be mad at me for this, okay?

But I accidentally stole the orb while you're crafting.

We cool now?

You are literally the worst person in the entire world.

Guys, both of you eyes on my demonstration, third floor houses the loot chamber, that's where the Earth crystal is, but it's guarded by enderman Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye, they'll fry your brains out.

Okay, well.

I could build stairs to the second floor sneaking through the window and snag the earth crystal.

It's a great idea Hank.

but to pull it off, we're going to need a pretty sweet diversion.

You know what work on these guys, it sounds crazy.

hit me.

Someone ordered a saxophone birthday party.

Looks like it's everyone's birthday.

Friendship.

it's the wish you make when you're blowing out the candles on your birthday.

Don't be a bully and .

don't be a .

food time and put it on your birthday suit today.

Date is the best since the day you were born.

Time for us to blow the birthday for.

All.

You gotta be kidding me.

Reach down deep.

You.

That's kitten.

I love you.

What's going on Steve?

Some kind of vindicator fight club?

I've heard of these, but I've never seen one.

Then when fight .

the.

it's a fight to the death kid.

Chicken joie.

Watch out?

Finally.

I'm.

Sorry, little buddy.

Don't fall for it.

That baby's got the heart of a demon.

No, you're not a demon, are .

you?

You're a cute little bugger face.

I'm just gonna pet your little head.

The overworld doesn't need you Henry.

You .

saved my life.

That's what friends do.

Garrett.

Hank, did you get the earth crystal?

Yeah.

I got it.

Let's get out of this hellhole.

Where do you think you're .

going, bro?

It's her, you dummies.

Thought you could defeat my great hawk?

News flash, I built a new one.

Now go.

Your reign is over.

You're wrong.

it's just beginning.

Now kill them.

We have work .

to do.

Seek of piglings they're gon na blow this bridge sky high?

Sorry, hey .

what?

Slime cube.

Come on Garret Trump.

No, Steve, get him out of here.

Go Hank.

save your sister and get home.

Garrett, you don't have to do this.

No, get him out.

Steve, tell my story and song, keep it metal, keep it heavy, real instruments besides.

I love the house.

We'?

There?

Dennis.

Dennis, it's you.

It's really you.

Oh, how'd you find me?

He's 1 heck of a wolf.

He let us fight to you guys.

Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly so dentist could find you one day.

Is he okay?

He's fine, he's just resting .

good.

he's a pretty rough crash landing.

Wait a minute, where are we.

You guys both made this?

Yeah.

we're not messing around.

We got the silk.

No looker.

I was so .

afraid that I lost you.

I'm so afraid that I lost you too.

I'm .

really sorry about Gareth.

With this all about dark in the overworld, nether worlds will spread like wildfire .

and all its gold .

will be ours.

It has begun the great darkening.

now gosha's.

gathering all her forces.

She will destroy this land.

Go get that orb.

But what are we doing here?

Let's go fight some pigs .

I'm ready I'm done with those pigs.

Yeah, me too.

let's do it for gargar .

first we mine.

then we craft.

let's Minecraft 1, 2, 3, get what .

are you saying mine?

We should all say that on three what, forget there.

Show us what you got Henry.

Okay.

we've got a plan.

Killer recipes, we're gonna have to move fast.

Is it good to work?

First we're going to need Iron Angus.

Oh yeah.

we're gonna need to boots to swiftness.

It's the time to life this place up.

come on.

Have a knife?

I don't a ton of diamonds.

It waits for days.

You want somebody?

We're ready, let's go.

Save the overworld.

Listen up, my pigs.

Today we take the.

Overworld?

Cap their abilities, burn .

their homes and their symmetrical Fos?

All they have created.

we destroy.

Around for?

Get out of here.

Go on, destroy something.

Iron golems will not attack, and it provokes.

Oh Travis.

You ready.

let's do this?

Oh, for goodness sake, enjoying the show, are you?

Get down there and take .

care of .

those round ladies.

You like import jobs?

What?

I kick yosh .

let's dance, bring it on.

This.

I got this?

Captain, but.

I got something for it.

Dennis?

In your lives?

Between us, I use Steve's water bucket trick.

Pretty cool, Little bit.

Let's get this or and go.

It's fireball time.

Grab that spear.

I want you to jab the tentacles.

Let me see you guys is.

You failed, which the overworld lives on.

You, too, have fallen for the great lie.

You'll never be happy.

dig down, you know.

to hope, to dream, to create .

is to suffer.

You're right.

it is harder to create than to destroy.

That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce na later Goshen, every minute knowing you has been a horror show.

Waste of time.

Wait.

one more thing.

come close to, do you have a little knife that you're going to try to stab me with.

No, no I'm too weak.

Come on, who is worth a shot?

Wait, wait.

let me say one more thing.

Come closer.

No way.

no really, it's about you.

fine.

Laying down.

Here you really are the worst.

Goodbye.

This is it, really.

Come back.

I don't even have a noise now what I can be?

Stay ahead.

Hey.

sure you want to go back?

Henry, you won't feel like this there.

You got constraints, judgments.

obstacles.

Yeah, I know.

but I'm gonna go make stuff anyway.

I like that .

you're a brave kid.

Steve.

you still cool with this?

Yeah, come.

Here.

of course, I still love you.

That's why I think this is a good idea.

You changed my life.

It's time for you to go change hers too.

Go now.

Dennis changed Don's life.

Dennis, go on a journey and .

think of me.

Dennis.

go now, legendary wolf of my dreams.

my .

doy .

doy do my .

Dennis .

ow.

If I would have known you could sing like that, it would help me get past your smell.

Garrett, you are a truly bodacious warrior .

and a really good friend.

I wish you'd come home with .

us.

Thanks, cool.

but .

I don't have any friends my .

age.

You make a great team.

Vicon deals.

It means goodbye, brother.

No it doesn't.

don't look at her.

it does.

No, it does not.

it does.

Love you guys.

Are you sure you don't want to come back?

Yeah I'm staying here.

I got a bunch more stuff I want to build.

Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world?

Screw it.

I'm coming with.

Turns out the overworld taught us you can create the life you dream of, even in the real world.

Garrett's store became the hottest place in town.

And the best part?

His new friends were never far.

So with Henry and Natalie's help, we created the hit game block.

Any battle buddy all that time in the overworld, up to everyone's game, and every Friday, I would let it rip.

I used to wake .

up and .

back in .

my childhood days.

Is getting known such a dirty .

is shame?

They never gave me a chance to let my .

Mason nation dance.

Heer came up.

Down in the mines, all of the time, ranting out.

Never, ever look back because I'll feel like.

Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job.

She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went.

Natalie decided to share her new skill set with the real world survival mode, self defense.

The streets of chuli have never been safer, you get them, Natalie .

and Henry.

He finally got that jet back to work.

Mountains?

In my mind?

Stone over dry either?

With the power of the world.

I know how much you love bread.

Marlene, your ex-husband's here.

He said it was an emergency.

Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him.

you gotta be kidding me, Marlene, this is the guy.

too late, Clemente, you had your chance.

She's right, Clemente, you totally blew it it, and now I reaped the rewards of your mistake.

You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, I was struck by a love so powerful it transcended the barriers of conventional speech.

Now I speak human and she speaks villager.

Marlene, Ever since we met last night, I wanted to say, would you marry me?

Yes, yes, a thousand times.

Here?