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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:29,673 KUNG FU ROOKIE 2 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,526 {\an8}The magic air of Almaty! 3 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,661 {\an8}Nephew! 4 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,665 Hello, Uncle! 5 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,046 {\an8}Welcome! 6 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,341 {\an8}- How was your trip? - Great. 7 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,969 - Okay, let's go. - Hang on, first things first. 8 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,429 {\an8}I need to go to the police academy to submit my documents. 9 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,891 {\an8}The police academy? The police academy it is! 10 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:23,853 Great to see you! 11 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,981 {\an8}Let's go! 12 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,499 Hey, you lost your marbles? 13 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,752 This door is broken. Why would you jump in too? 14 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,088 Old habits die hard. 15 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,341 {\an8}You are in Almaty, quit fooling around! 16 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,470 Who dropped this, uncle? 17 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,598 {\an8}This is my hankie. 18 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,725 {\an8}You use a lady's handkerchief? 19 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,143 {\an8}Mind your business! 20 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,270 {\an8}Well, what are you up to? 21 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:10,983 {\an8}I'm hoping to join the police academy. 22 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,152 {\an8}Then graduate with honors 23 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:16,196 {\an8}- and start a career here. - And then? 24 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,991 {\an8}Settle in, buy a house, 25 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,201 {\an8}get married and so on. 26 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,622 Then? 27 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,125 Get a good job, support my parents. 28 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,045 Then... 29 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:35,758 {\an8}Nephew, I'll tell you what. 30 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,148 Stop, here we are! 31 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,233 This is the building, nephew. 32 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,112 Couldn't we grab a taxi, uncle? 33 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,073 Do you have tons of cash for taxis? 34 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,033 Prices are highway robbery here. 35 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,868 Here. Best of luck! 36 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,954 Okay, thanks! 37 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:08,958 - Wish me luck! - Break a leg! 38 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,671 I should've gotten this door fixed. 39 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,981 Excuse me, Captain? 40 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,317 May I ask you where admissions is? 41 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:38,696 - Down the hall, to your right. - Thank you. 42 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,452 - Hello. - Hello. 43 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,432 - Take off your clothes, please. - Me? 44 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,643 Yes, you. Please undress. 45 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,061 The quicker, the better. 46 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,647 We have millions like you here every day. 47 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:28,328 Sign here, please, and on the last one. 48 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,668 On the 28th, fitness test. 49 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:37,921 On the 29th, medical test. 50 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,506 Then you are free. 51 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,591 And today? 52 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:46,472 Today go home... 53 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,849 or go for a walk in the park. 54 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,518 You won! 55 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,439 You won, I'll buy you lunch. 56 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,568 Get dressed quicker, please. 57 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,070 Goodbye. 58 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,576 Did you see the look in his eyes? 59 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,787 Petrified! 60 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,998 Wow. 61 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:16,794 You must have left them speechless at the academy! 62 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,004 I got naked thinking it's for a medical test. 63 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,842 Don't worry, at least it's something to joke about! Come on in. 64 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,886 Wow, uncle, great house! 65 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:29,932 Thank you. It's my savings of 15 years. 66 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,017 Like in a movie. 67 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:43,737 Uncle! You got married and didn't tell us? 68 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,866 Ignore those pics. 69 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,702 You don't know them. Neither do I. 70 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,747 They were the previous owners. I need to get rid of them. 71 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,457 Oh, I see. 72 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,463 You're into kung fu now? 73 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:05,342 What kung fu? I'm too busy. 74 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,345 This is a Jackie Chan training dummy. 75 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,391 It's a clothes rack. I got it from a Chinese online shop. 76 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,997 Wow, nephew! 77 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,417 Cool fighting skills. 78 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,919 Come on, I can't catch up with you. 79 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,548 - Come on. - No need. 80 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,632 Come on. 81 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,602 I tell you what, nephew. 82 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,937 Go freshen up. 83 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,524 Then let's grab dinner. 84 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:06,445 Not tonight, uncle. Let's do it tomorrow. I'm exhausted. 85 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,159 There's nothing in the fridge but eggs. 86 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,536 It's up to you, man. I'm going. 87 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,005 I thought it was a clothes rack. 88 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,153 Good morning. 89 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,405 Can you cook? 90 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,991 Nephew? 91 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,827 Nephew! 92 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,376 Sorry, uncle, I didn't see you. 93 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,836 Do you have eyes or pies? 94 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,090 Please sit down, I got a delicious breakfast for us. 95 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,675 I'm so sorry, uncle. 96 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:14,513 It's okay, I got egg in my eye. 97 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,350 Okay. 98 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:24,523 Let's have tea, then we'll visit my market stall. 99 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,234 Check out your uncle's business. 100 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,611 Catch. 101 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,907 What a mess. 102 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,620 Congratulations, uncle! 103 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,580 This looks very successful! 104 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,959 Thanks, this is my stall. 105 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,460 Bet you'll be a millionaire soon! 106 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,462 Sure I will! 107 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,301 Take care of this. I need to switch on the water and power. 108 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,052 No problem. 109 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,986 What happened? 110 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,238 No worries, it'll take no time at all. 111 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,741 Clean up! 112 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:24,791 Tell you what. You stay here. 113 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,085 - I have things to take care of. - But I don't know the prices. 114 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:30,380 Check the price book over there. 115 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:36,428 Get back soon, uncle. I might mess up. 116 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,766 Surely you should know potatoes from carrots? 117 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,422 Excuse me, dear? 118 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,716 Hello. What can I do for you? 119 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,967 Is Samat around? 120 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:19,304 He'll be back soon. He went to the market. 121 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,680 Alright. 122 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,811 Are you a regular here? 123 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,648 You could say so. I want three kilos of potatoes, 124 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,901 three kilos of onions and five kilos of apples. 125 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,820 Okey-dokey. 126 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,990 Please, pick bigger ones. 127 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,080 Don't you dare do that anymore! Got it? 128 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,498 Got it. 129 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:05,303 - Thank you so much. - Please be careful. 130 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,890 How much do I owe you? 131 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,732 Five thousand. 132 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,664 Here you go. 133 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,874 Do you need any help? 134 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,752 - If you don't mind. - Sure. 135 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,422 I live nearby. Five kilometers from here. 136 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,340 - Really? - Just kidding. 137 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,262 Come on in. 138 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,098 - Honey, are you home? - Yes. 139 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,975 We have a guest. Put the kettle on, please. 140 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,143 Okay. 141 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,686 Auntie, please, there's no need. 142 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,940 Why? Please break bread with us. 143 00:14:59,024 --> 00:14:59,858 Okay. 144 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,027 Auntie? 145 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,904 Who is it? 146 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,377 - Hello. - Hi. 147 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,006 - Honey. - Yes? 148 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,343 This young man is a hero. 149 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,219 Is he now? 150 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,931 He is the hero without any clothes on. 151 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,516 What did he do? 152 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,894 - I have to go. - No, no. 153 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,063 - A thief stole my bag. - Your bag. 154 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:44,903 He caught him and retrieved my bag! 155 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,781 He is a real superhero. 156 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,117 Just imagine if they had stolen my gold? 157 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,120 What would he have done? 158 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,872 I can't imagine. 159 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,332 Thanks for the treat. 160 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,919 I must go now. Goodbye. 161 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,088 What a conscientious young man. 162 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,549 - He's a good boy. - Oh, auntie. 163 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,928 He is just like my dad, a future pig. 164 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,848 Honey... don't call your dad a pig. 165 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,935 Alright. Cop's sister. 166 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,563 Cop's daughter. 167 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:27,237 - Cop's family. Would you like some? - Sure. 168 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:32,617 - Pity that he left. - Oh, auntie. 169 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,079 Get in, uncle. 170 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,253 Nephew. 171 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,631 It's great you are visiting me. 172 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:52,137 Tonight your uncle is a little tipsy. 173 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:59,185 - Are you upset? - Definitely not. 174 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:05,316 All alone, all these years. 175 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,319 I had to save for 15 years to buy this place. 176 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:12,449 Now, I have a house, I own a business. 177 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,659 But for whom is all of this? 178 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,911 What is the purpose of all this? 179 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:20,081 - You don't get it. - Come on, uncle. 180 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,418 Where is my happiness? 181 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,420 What kind of life is this? 182 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,926 Samal says we need to get engaged. 183 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,636 Who is it? 184 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,224 Why? 185 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,060 She wants us to have a wedding with all the bells and whistles. 186 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,479 Aren't we too old for that? 187 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:48,401 Try to get some sleep, uncle. 188 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,793 No hands, or what? 189 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,914 You did impress them. 190 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,374 Bravo. 191 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,710 Hi. 192 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,838 Relax. 193 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:51,923 How can I help you? 194 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:57,470 Three avocados, a kilo of apples and a kilo of cucumbers, please. 195 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,389 Coming right up. 196 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,769 By the way, my auntie is still talking about you. 197 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,981 Anything else? 198 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,400 That's it. How much? 199 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,157 Hang on. 200 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,587 Guys, please don't litter. 201 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,673 Bro, take this too. 202 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,686 Hey, stop! 203 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,028 Who do you think you are? 204 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,617 You're so brave, huh? 205 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,956 Haven't you learnt to respect others yet? 206 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,325 Let's get out of here! 207 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,838 You are such a superhero! 208 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,131 Come on. 209 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,217 Let me give you a hand. 210 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:05,682 Is your name Ip Man, by any chance? 211 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,935 Jet Li? 212 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,145 No, my name is Timuchin. 213 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,982 Alua. 214 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,859 - Nice to meet you. - Me too. 215 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,987 So you don't know who Arsen is? 216 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,905 Which one was Arsen? 217 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,784 That one with the snubbed nose. 218 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,705 Why, do I have to know him? 219 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,541 He is our local thug. 220 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,960 "The local Peacemaker"? 221 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,840 "Peacemaker?" Local troublemaker, I'd say. 222 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,343 He's full of himself. 223 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,595 I came to Almaty to join the police academy. 224 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:45,763 Right now... 225 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,018 I'm just helping my uncle around. 226 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,978 I don't know the city well yet. 227 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,863 Well, let's meet at the park gate at 6 pm sharp. 228 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,448 Let me show you around the city, okay? 229 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,453 And don't get me wrong, it's not a date! 230 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,121 Got it? 231 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,166 Thank you, but I am too busy now. 232 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:17,003 I need to get ready for the exams. I'm sorry I can't join you. 233 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,923 Once you are a student, there'll be no time for fun. 234 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,301 Seize the day! 235 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,387 And finally, dress properly. I've already seen your underwear. 236 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,058 Okay, see you later. 237 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,854 You look amazing, man. 238 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,857 In this suit, you'll get the girl for sure! 239 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,820 What's wrong with jeans and a t-shirt? 240 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,865 In this city, girls like guys in suits. 241 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:46,991 Come here. 242 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,120 Take my car. 243 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,165 Uncle, we are just going for a walk. 244 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,501 Are you living in the 90s, man? 245 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,378 I'm telling you, girls in Almaty prefer guys with cars. 246 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,881 Who wants to ride the bus? 247 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,967 What do you mean? The Almaty girls are not into normal guys? 248 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,722 How would I know? Ask them yourself. 249 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,977 You held off your marriage because of this? 250 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,814 Watch how you talk to your uncle! 251 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:22,401 You've been getting ready for an hour. 252 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,112 I have things to do. 253 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,338 Hi, Alua. 254 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,008 Hey, hey. I wasn't sure you'd show up. 255 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,635 Well done. 256 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,596 - Ready to go shooting? - Shooting? 257 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:42,815 Alua, Almaty is a beautiful city! Thank you so much. 258 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:46,068 Well, that was just one percent. 259 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,446 You haven't seen the other 99% yet. 260 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,701 Look! That one is great. Let's check it out. 261 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,371 Are you ready? 262 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,250 Yep. 263 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,171 Great, let's go! Woo-hoo! 264 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,238 I got you, bro. 265 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,493 Did you hope to escape? 266 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,827 Yes! 267 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:58,576 Talk to me, Tima! 268 00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,869 Are you scared stiff? 269 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,700 What's wrong? Was it too much for you? 270 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:25,079 Yes, it was. I kept my eyes closed. 271 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,957 Alua, shall we call it a day? It's getting late. 272 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,708 Okay, let's go. 273 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,627 Let's go, snowflake. 274 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,381 Shall we take this one? 275 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,763 Have you seen the spiders? The giant ones? 276 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:43,848 What spiders? 277 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,190 That Jackie Chan wannabe! 278 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:55,025 I'll get you one day! 279 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,574 Do you want it? 280 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,869 Do you all want it? 281 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,538 Here you go. 282 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:11,083 Better this treat than his trick. 283 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:15,171 Let's go. No, this way. 284 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:23,429 Well... why do you want to join the police academy? 285 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:27,057 Why are you asking? It's my childhood dream. 286 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:30,561 To serve my country, protect my nation. 287 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:36,275 I get it, but who is going to protect your future family? 288 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,778 Me. 289 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,741 Sure, you, of course. 290 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,784 You are just like my dad, 291 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,287 he used to say the same words to mom. 292 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,919 But Mom and I were in the background. 293 00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:59,048 I rarely saw my dad. 294 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:05,471 I was always work, work. Trips... 295 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:11,685 Once he became a colonel, we never saw him. 296 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,188 Ever. 297 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:20,069 Even when mom died, 298 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,820 he was not there. 299 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,663 I can't believe it. 300 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,793 I spilled my guts to you. 301 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,634 To be honest, I dreamed of becoming Jackie Chan. 302 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:46,595 No kidding?! How come? 303 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:51,725 I used to have his films on all day. 304 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,982 I watched one of his films 20 times in one day. 305 00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,525 Really? 306 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,403 I know all about his film stunts. 307 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,363 Show me, come on. 308 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,496 Can you do more? 309 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,292 Hang on. 310 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,962 Are you saying you learnt all his stunts? 311 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,007 Teach me some tricks. 312 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,802 It's not easy to get it right the first time. 313 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,846 Come on. 314 00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:30,889 Okay, let me show you one. 315 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,066 Hit the middle. 316 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,361 Let me give it a try. 317 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:48,866 - Ready? - Yep. 318 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,413 Show me once more. 319 00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:09,178 Alua, what are you doing? 320 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:14,224 Hi, Dad. 321 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,019 - Hello. - Who is this? 322 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,024 This is my boyfriend, Timuchin. 323 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,489 Get inside. Quickly. 324 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,909 Why do you talk to me as if I am a little girl? 325 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:34,161 - I told you, get inside! - Dad! 326 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:37,039 Why would you care so much now?! 327 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,791 - We'll talk inside! - Dad! 328 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:42,169 Alua, do as your dad tells you. 329 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:48,592 Alright. I'm going in now. 330 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:51,387 Only because he asked me nicely. 331 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:57,101 Okay, thanks a lot. I enjoyed our time together. 332 00:32:58,102 --> 00:32:59,561 See you later. 333 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,900 Okay, bye. 334 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,239 Good night. 335 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,041 Did you talk to your girl? 336 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,501 I did. 337 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:32,177 Well... when is the wedding? 338 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,973 Wedding? It's too soon. 339 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,267 We just walked around tonight. 340 00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:42,980 Just talking and walking don't help. 341 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,441 Time flies. 342 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,111 College-- done. Army-- done. Why wait? 343 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,280 You need to get married now. 344 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,158 You are funny, uncle. The police academy comes first. 345 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:57,745 Then I need to find a good job and have a career. Only then can I marry. 346 00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:03,500 I was like you too. And now? 347 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,043 My chance has passed. 348 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,006 Let's have a wedding, we have everything. 349 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:14,970 Your uncle has all the money you need. 350 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,805 I mean... 351 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,641 When you are in love, you lose your sleep. 352 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,478 All you think about is her. 353 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,605 You know, I had 10 girlfriends. 354 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,441 Where are they now? Vanished into thin air! 355 00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:32,654 I am over 50 now. 356 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,741 Get married now. Good night. 357 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,326 I will sleep tight. 358 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:42,831 Don't say I didn't warn you, you won't sleep a wink! 359 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,835 Uncle, are you making fun of me. 360 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:01,141 When was the Constitution of the Republic of Kazakhstan adopted? 361 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:05,062 - On August 30, 1995. - That's right. 362 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:08,232 How many sections and articles does it consist of? 363 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,777 Nine articles and 98 sections. 364 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,781 When necessary, the parliament can make amendments and additions. 365 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,825 Correct. The next question is... 366 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:21,286 Part seven of the structure of the constitution? 367 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,580 The courts and the justice system. 368 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:26,583 Right, well done. 369 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,337 Article three, section one? 370 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,590 "The only source of state power is the people." 371 00:35:33,674 --> 00:35:34,591 Correct. 372 00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:38,262 Article seven section two? 373 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,472 Chop chop. 374 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:43,267 "In the Republic of Kazakhstan the official language is Kazakh." 375 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:46,061 Well done. And now... 376 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,564 Article nine section three? 377 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:55,529 One, two, three. 378 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,114 Time is up! You failed. 379 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,907 Push-ups, now. 380 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:01,285 Do you think taking this test on the move is easy? 381 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,828 Come on, no excuses. 382 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,831 Fifty push-ups. No, 100. 383 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,083 One, two, three, four. 384 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:30,439 So, shall we get ready for the exams? 385 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,524 What the eyes fear, the hands do. 386 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,402 Okay, let's get started. 387 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,112 Come on. 388 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,031 Do we need any more books? 389 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,766 JACKIE CHAN NEVER GROW UP 390 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,690 - Where did you find it? - Over there. 391 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:38,984 Yesterday it was so embarrassing with your dad. 392 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,193 Why? 393 00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:43,780 You argued because of me, didn't you? 394 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:47,659 What do you mean? My dad is a pig. 395 00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:50,579 He always talks that way, he's a tough guy. 396 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:54,041 Don't say that. Whatever he is, he's still your dad. 397 00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:57,753 Don't patronize me, please. 398 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,130 - Are you sure you are okay? - Yes, I am okay. 399 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,299 How about this? 400 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:05,343 Shall we go to the movies? 401 00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:07,429 Shall I pick today? 402 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,599 Okay, where do we go? 403 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,103 Okay, where do we go? 404 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:17,314 Follow me, I will show you. 405 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,533 He is not there. 406 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:41,046 - Are you enjoying it? - Yes. Thanks a lot. 407 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,548 A Jackie Chan film, just for me. 408 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:48,053 No worries. A friend of mine works here, his treat. 409 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:55,268 This apple is my treat. Very tasty. 410 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:57,437 See you later. Come back soon. 411 00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,856 Hi, guys. 412 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,775 Watermelon. 413 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,152 Honeydew melon. 414 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,487 Anything you like! 415 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,073 Apples? They're tasty too. 416 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:10,659 Uncle, where is Jackie Chan? 417 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,246 Jackie Chan? Maybe in China? 418 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:21,962 Uncle, are you a comedian? 419 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,549 You talk funny yourself. Jackie Chan, comedian. 420 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,051 So what do you need? Shall I weigh the apples? 421 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,780 Fights just like me, doesn't he? 422 00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:32,741 Hello, uncle. 423 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:39,748 - Hi. - Hello. 424 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,625 My uncle is here, can I see him? 425 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,710 - What's his name, please? - Samat Abilov. 426 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,089 Don't worry, everything will be okay. 427 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,258 He's in the ER, ward 7. 428 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,676 Thank you. 429 00:41:57,933 --> 00:41:59,267 Hello. 430 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,977 I am Samat Abilov's nephew. 431 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,187 How is he? 432 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,856 Hello. Samat Abilov? 433 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,946 He has a concussion and chest trauma. 434 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,115 Can I see him? 435 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,201 Why are so many people coming to see him? 436 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,662 Please. 437 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,372 Alright, only one person. 438 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,582 - You go. - Thanks. 439 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:24,209 Thank you. 440 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:42,560 Nephew! Is that you? 441 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,690 How are you, uncle? 442 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,568 I'm feeling dizzy. 443 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,572 What happened? Who were they? 444 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:57,075 They were asking for you. 445 00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,995 Bastards. 446 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,291 But you know your uncle. 447 00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:07,419 I buttheaded one, 448 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:11,006 picked and threw another one, 449 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,674 and the third one... 450 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:20,223 They all attacked me. 451 00:43:20,307 --> 00:43:22,892 Don't worry, you'll be okay, uncle. 452 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:29,733 Most importantly, my market stall needs fixing now. 453 00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:32,360 What's wrong with it? 454 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,780 Haven't you seen it? 455 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:38,283 They smashed it to pieces. 456 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:45,040 Stay away from them. 457 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:47,709 Don't... 458 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,007 Nephew. 459 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,135 I am telling you, again. 460 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,720 Stay away from them. 461 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,221 Forget them. 462 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:03,308 Your health is a priority, get well soon. 463 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:14,652 - Is he gone? - Come out, Samal. 464 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:16,988 Why do we have to hide like kids? 465 00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,573 We have to tell them. 466 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,953 It's embarrassing. There's no need to rush. 467 00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:26,706 When the time is right, we will tell them. 468 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,666 As you wish. 469 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,878 You need to eat something. 470 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,839 Get some energy. Come on, get up. 471 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,676 Well done, darling. 472 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,844 Does it hurt? 473 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,348 It does. 474 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:48,937 There were seven or eight of them, I think. 475 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,149 My tiger. 476 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,130 - How's your uncle? - He's okay. 477 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,132 Do you know how to find Arsen? 478 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,967 I do, but why? 479 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,468 Let's go. 480 00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:58,965 Arsen! 481 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,144 Stop it! 482 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,193 I told you. Here he is. 483 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,861 What does my uncle have to do with it? 484 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:22,697 Bro, don't forget where you are. 485 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,408 You are not human, you're animals! 486 00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:17,163 No, no! I beg you, bro. 487 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,666 I am not your bro! 488 00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,085 Next time, you are all dead! 489 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:42,855 What are you looking at? Clean up! 490 00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:58,538 Alua, go home. I'll take care of it myself. 491 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:01,416 No way, I'll help you. 492 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:02,417 Thank you. 493 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:49,380 How do you like it? 494 00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:50,882 Delicious. 495 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,596 Your uncle will be happy to see this. 496 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,389 Yeah, I bet. 497 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,604 Shall we go for a walk? 498 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:09,066 Are you sure? Aren't you tired? 499 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,820 Okey-dokey. Tell you what. 500 00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:15,823 Finish yours, I'll tidy up here. 501 00:51:15,907 --> 00:51:18,576 Then we leave. Okay? 502 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,199 And then? 503 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:04,163 A lady came complaining of some wind inside the car. 504 00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:06,874 There was no windshield. 505 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,417 How come? 506 00:52:08,501 --> 00:52:11,504 It was her husband's fault. She drove off before he fixed it. 507 00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:24,767 Guys, I'm in a big hurry! 508 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:27,728 Come on, we wanna go home too. 509 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,897 I mean, I'm in a hurry to leave the country! 510 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,696 Dude, you're in hot water again, aren't you? 511 00:52:37,697 --> 00:52:39,782 Shut up! 512 00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:06,434 Okay, guys, see you later! 513 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,355 See you later, alligator! 514 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:29,916 Aleke, forgive me. 515 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,302 Who got the stash from me? 516 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,429 I did. 517 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,139 You wanted to ditch me? 518 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,641 Aleke... 519 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:53,147 Jackie Chan showed up out of the blue. 520 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,150 And messed it all up. 521 00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,695 Are you kidding me? 522 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,464 Aleke. Aleke. Aleke. 523 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:26,180 I told you he'd be perfectly fine. 524 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,556 Thank you for your support. 525 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,935 Thank you doesn't put food on the table. 526 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:32,186 Didn't get it? 527 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:35,564 Nope. Remember my words, as soon as you graduate, 528 00:54:35,648 --> 00:54:37,441 you'll be using them! 529 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:39,735 - I am not going to be like that. - Let's go. 530 00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:42,071 We'll grab some doner kebab and ice- cream. 531 00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,890 How can you eat doner kebab with ice-cream? You are crazy! 532 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,725 - It's delicious. - What? 533 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:57,021 It's delicious! Even better with jam. 534 00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:01,901 - By the way, I finally learnt your trick. - Did you? 535 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:03,152 - Shall I? - Go ahead. 536 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,445 - Sure? - Bring it on! 537 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,197 Watch out. 538 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,826 So? What do you think? 539 00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,703 - You almost got it. - What do you mean? 540 00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:16,665 I practiced three days at home and at work. 541 00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:20,294 Three days' practice is nothing. It took me 15 years, by the way. 542 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:23,714 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 15, 20, 25 years. 543 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,299 Stop bragging. 544 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,802 This is the last time I show you, remember. 545 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,054 I'm not interested any more. Not looking. 546 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,139 - I won't show you again. - Told you, I'm not looking. 547 00:56:32,223 --> 00:56:35,142 What are you doing? Not looking. 548 00:56:56,872 --> 00:57:01,252 {\an8}If you want your girl alive, this is the address. 549 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:04,630 {\an8}See you there, Jackie Chan wannabe. 550 00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:24,275 So I am like, 551 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:28,154 "Get me a new fur coat. 552 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:32,283 Otherwise, no baby for you!" 553 00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,200 What did he say? 554 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:41,125 No money, big mortgage, old coat, blah blah blah. 555 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:44,795 No, you need a new one. 556 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:48,757 Of course I do! 557 00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:55,097 We argued and argued, and finally... 558 00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:56,348 What happened? 559 00:57:56,432 --> 00:57:58,184 I got pregnant! 560 00:57:58,267 --> 00:57:59,977 Wow! 561 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,562 How cunning you are! 562 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,189 That was great! 563 00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:04,857 Look, he is awake. 564 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,358 Where am I? 565 00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,860 In Heaven! 566 00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:13,699 You're on the way to the hospital. 567 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:16,702 And you have-- What was his diagnosis? 568 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,412 A concussion. 569 00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,457 - A concussion. - Yeah. 570 00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:25,878 Stay put. Don't move. 571 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:30,174 You can sign off on arrival. Then you are as free as a bird! 572 00:58:45,898 --> 00:58:48,192 Would you hand me down your old coat? 573 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:51,487 Not sure of the new one, yet! 574 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,252 Are you Jackie Chan? 575 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:32,671 Who are you? 576 01:00:32,755 --> 01:00:35,466 - Why? - Let her go. 577 01:00:35,549 --> 01:00:37,926 I will, cool down, man. 578 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,720 - What's your problem? - In summary, 579 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:42,389 you damaged goods for 100 grand. 580 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,351 Pay up and she is yours. 581 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,187 I have nothing to do with your stash. Let her go. 582 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:52,649 What a bonehead. 583 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,726 Jackie Chan, did you lose something? 584 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,355 Who goes first? 585 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,819 Hold it for me. 586 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,113 Let me show you the way. 587 01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:10,736 Get up! Finish him! 588 01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:40,283 You are a tough one! 589 01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:42,369 Didn't know you'd last this long. 590 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,086 Which mountain are you from, Shaolin? 591 01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:52,379 None of your business. 592 01:08:53,672 --> 01:08:56,091 Show me what you can do. 593 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,530 Come on! 594 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:03,533 Come on! 595 01:11:28,827 --> 01:11:31,871 Police! Everybody down! 596 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,124 On the ground! Hands on your back. 597 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,878 Stay down! Hands on your back. 598 01:11:43,258 --> 01:11:44,718 Dad! 599 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:52,684 I wasn't sure you'd come. 600 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:55,520 My duty is to protect the state and our citizens. 601 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:58,231 Don't forget you are a citizen of the state. 602 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,774 How did you figure out? 603 01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:01,651 That young man called me. 604 01:12:05,113 --> 01:12:06,656 Let me go, pigs. 605 01:12:06,740 --> 01:12:09,367 Shut up! They're not pigs, but police! 606 01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:10,785 There's no need, dear. 607 01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,537 Why does he-- 608 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,711 Well, hero. What's your name? 609 01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:20,920 Timuchin! 610 01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:25,008 Thank you for helping us catch these criminals. 611 01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,971 If you hurt my daughter, you are dead! 612 01:12:31,765 --> 01:12:34,142 I serve the Republic of Kazakhstan! 613 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:38,396 I solemnly swear to keep state and official secrets. 614 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,900 If I violate this oath, then I am ready to bear 615 01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:44,486 the responsibilities established by the Republic of Kazakhstan. 616 01:12:45,487 --> 01:12:48,156 I serve the Republic of Kazakhstan! 617 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,449 Cadets! 618 01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:52,577 Congratulations on taking the oath! 619 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,080 Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 620 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,505 Well done! He's just like me! 621 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:05,090 Congratulations! 622 01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:07,926 Would you take our photo? 623 01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:10,762 Auntie, how did you manage it? 624 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:13,598 Now I see why you went to his shop so often. 625 01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:16,101 I'll tell you everything later, honey. 626 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:23,191 Samal, let's go to my market. 627 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:25,693 - Are you coming home tonight? - Sure. 628 01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:28,238 - Shall I get anything for you? - Nothing, it's alright. 629 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:31,074 - Okay, then. - Bye, auntie. 630 01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:33,159 What auntie? Sister-in-law. 631 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,085 Thanks for coming. 632 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:43,837 Thank you doesn't put the food on the table. 633 01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:47,257 Ice cream or lagman (Asian spaghetti)? 634 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,343 Pepper doner kebab with ice-cream. 635 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,307 Yes, ma'am! 636 01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,059 Off we go. 40178

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