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So if you win, you'll thank me?
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No, see, I'm not personally nominated,
so I don't get to go on stage.
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Studio executives can't
be personally nominated.
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A movie I green-lit
is nominated.
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Wait, you don't get
to give a speech?
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- You don't win a trophy?
- No. No.
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Matty, I told a whole roomful of people
here you're gonna win a Golden Globe.
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The Leventhals drove from
Syosset to watch with me.
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Well, you tell the Leventhals that
if the movie Zoë Kravitz directed
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wins best musical or comedy,
like it's supposed to,
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she will thank me in her speech
in front of millions of people.
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Everybody will hear
her say my name.
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Matthew, if it's Zoë's movie,
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why did you tell me your
movie was nominated?
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No, see, I essentially did make the
movie. I'm a part of the filmmaking team.
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You know, it wouldn't have happened
without me. But the whole thing is,
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nobody knows I had
anything to do with it
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until Zoë Kravitz thanks me
in her acceptance speech.
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Well, she had better thank you with
all you've sacrificed for this job.
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- No wife, no kids.
- By choice, Mom.
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Just run up on stage
with the rest of them?
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Give your mother a
little wave, huh?
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- Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye!
- Bye, honey.
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Hey, Matt.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Matt.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Charli, look this way, please.
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Charli, looking great.
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Charli. Charli D'Amelio,
over here. Look this way.
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- Excuse me, you're in my shot.
- Oh, shit.
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Hi, guys! We are at the Golden Globes.
And look who's behind me. Zoë Kravitz.
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- And she looks so good. I'm obsessed...
- I'm here with Zoë Kravitz.
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- Zoë, this is so exciting!
- Hey. How's it going?
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How does it feel to be nominated
for best comedy or musical?
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I am absolutely thrilled that the
Globes have recognized our film Open.
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And at the same time, it
feels a little weird to be
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pitted in competition against
other artists, you know?
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Like there can really be a winner.
Because I feel like anytime anyone
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in this industry gets to do
something they really care about,
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you know, that's
the real win. So...
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That's winning, for sure.
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Amazing to see you. And we're here at
the Globes, who are you excited to meet?
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- Matty!
- Patty! Hey!
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- Matty, it's all happening.
- I know. Isn't this exciting?
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- It's so cool.
- No, I mean it's really happening.
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- I know, it's really exciting. Oh, yeah.
- I've always loved the Globes but...
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You know, especially when I was
boozing. But being here as a nominee...
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...it's on a whole other level.
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- You win, we all win, you know?
- Yeah.
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Well, yeah, except as a
producer I can actually win.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I can go up on stage,
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take home a statue and
become Hollywood immortal.
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And my legacy would
be forever enshrined.
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Yeah. It'll be really cool.
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Who are all these people? I
don't recognize any of them.
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They're influencers. Most of
them don't even go inside.
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They just make their red
carpet TikToks and leave.
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Jesus.
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What the fuck is
happening to this town?
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I remember when the red carpet
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for the Golden Globes
actually stood for something.
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Well, yeah, but if you don't
get these phone-toting fetuses
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to focus on something
longer than 15 seconds,
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all of this is going the
way of DEI departments.
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- That'd be a shame.
- Hi!
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We Globezing.
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We Globezing, yo!
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What's up? Good to see you, man.
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- You look beautiful.
- Look at you. You!
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- I'm at table 172. Where are you guys?
- Four.
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- Four?
- Yeah.
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How am I 168 tables away from you?
Oh, my God, am I with TV people?
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- Yeesh. Sorry about that.
- Poor thing.
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- Hey, Patty.
- It's Stallone. Hey!
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I have to talk to him. I don't
want to, but he still has my horse.
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- Sly, where's my Buttercup?
- Holy shit! Watch this.
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Adam motherfucking Scott!
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Sal? Holy shit,
man. How you doing?
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- It's been so fucking long!
- I know.
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- Hey, what's up, Matt?
- What's up, dude?
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Listen, like, 20 years ago,
when I first got out here,
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I crashed on Sal's couch
for, like, six months.
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- I didn't know that.
- Yes!
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Fucking guy's socks smelled
like a Coachella port-a-potty.
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- True.
- Now his dick does.
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Very true.
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- Hey, what table are you at?
- Three.
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- Three? Three?
- Yeah.
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- Matt Remick.
- Mitch! Good to see you.
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- Zoë loved making Open at Continental.
- We loved having her.
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- She had such a blast.
- Yeah. That's good.
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- Then why don't you...
- Can we make Blackwing there?
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Yeah. Tell her to close
the fucking deal already.
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- Then stop fucking us on the front pay.
- I'm not fucking you on anything, dude.
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This will pay her more money than
she's ever made for any movie
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in her whole career, okay?
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Zoë as a vampire assassin
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in a black bodysuit holding a red Glock
dipped in holy water is cash money, bitch.
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Hey, why you gotta
Jew me like this?
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Look, I know we're both Jewish.
I don't love the Jew jokes.
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- Jew love it.
- I don't...
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No, seriously, let's
close this fucker, man.
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She's on the fence. If you
just sweeten it a little bit.
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Please take your seats.
The show is about to begin.
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Best and final offer. Take
it or leave it, all right?
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- I know you're bluffing.
- Okay. Yeah.
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- You're bluffing, right?
- Well, get back to me, okay?
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Hey! Look at you!
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Thank you so much.
Don't mind if I do.
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Thank you. This is such
an incredible honor.
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It's not an Oscar, but
it's still pretty cool.
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When we were pitching
Deafening Silence,
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our reps told us no one
is buying limited series.
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But now, we have Golden
Globes and they're fired.
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Thank you so, so much to our
incredible cast and crew.
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And, of course, I want to say thank
you to the person without whom
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I couldn't have
done any of this.
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My rock, my everything,
my partner through it all,
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the love of my
life: Ted Sarandos.
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Thank you. I love you.
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Ted, you're the best
studio head ever.
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Yes, we are married, but
we're in an open relationship.
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But just with Ted.
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Let's just say he didn't
get rid of all backend.
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But all disgusting jokes
about my boss aside,
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thank you so much to you, Ted,
and to everyone at Netflix
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for letting us make this incredibly
important show. Thank you!
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Give it up for them.
Such an important show.
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And everyone here makes
such important work.
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I love it, and it's why I get nervous,
you know? It's such a tense time.
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I hope we get to keep doing it.
And I don't know about you guys,
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but I'm starting to feel like
I have to go to the movies.
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Like, if I don't buy a ticket, the
whole thing's gonna fall apart.
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Like, every trailer
feels like a Kickstarter.
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Especially the expensive
movies, like Avatar.
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That's like a GoFundMe
for all of Hollywood.
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If Avatar doesn't work, none
of us will ever work again.
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I don't care if you don't like it.
It cost $300 million. They need us.
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And don't buy a ticket
'cause you love Avatar 3,
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buy one 'cause you
fucking love movies!
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All right, we'll be right back.
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That was great. He's so funny.
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It's an honor to be at the table
with you guys. And, Zoë, this...
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It's so well-deserved, you know?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, it's fun.
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It's so weird to
judge art, though.
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Don't you think? The
whole thing's so silly.
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- Yeah, it's true. Yeah.
- What a thought! Wow.
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Yeah, I just try to have a good
time with these things, you know?
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And just be in the moment.
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But I have a good
feeling about tonight.
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You have salad? They're not feeding
us back there. It's fucking crazy.
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- Sal! Dude! We did it, Joe!
- We did it, Joe! Oh, my God.
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- I'm having a crouton.
- Should we take a team photo?
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Oh, yes! Yes! Come here.
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Patty, get over here,
you fucking icon.
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- Yeah. Come here, boss.
- I will, ZoZo.
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- That's the boss lady right here.
- All right.
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- Actually, Matt...
- Yeah. Where do you want me?
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Maybe just there so
you're not too close.
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- 'Cause it's... Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
- Yeah, take the photo. Yeah.
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Obviously. Of course.
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- All right. Everyone get in there.
- Thank you.
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- One, two, three... Team Open!
- Team Open!
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Yeah.
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Let's get one with Matt holding
the camera kinda vertical,
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- 'cause it's better for social.
- Yeah, okay.
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- Love you!
- Team Open!
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- I love you guys!
- There you go.
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- Let's take a look.
- It's great. Really good.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Hi, Mom.
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Is JLaw there? Because,
if so, maybe you could...
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Jennifer Lawrence is here,
and I will not tell her
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to get a shoulder-length
haircut. Okay?
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I'll talk to you soon.
I love you. Goodbye.
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- Hey, Matt. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.
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You sure?
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Is it just me, or does Zoë
Kravitz not like me very much?
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I knew it. Grow up, Matty.
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Mitch Weitz told me she liked you
enough to bring you Blackwing.
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Yeah. I mean, maybe I'm blowing
it out of proportion in my head.
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It just seems like she doesn't, like,
consider me a part of the filmmaking team.
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And now I'm worried that if she wins,
she's not gonna thank me in her speech,
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but maybe that doesn't
even matter. Right?
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Oh, no, that's everything.
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- Everything?
- It...
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It's the most unsatisfying
thing about being an executive.
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- Your name is nowhere on the film. Right?
- Exactly! Yes, yes!
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And without a thank-you,
you basically do not exist.
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- Exactly! Yes!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked, I
would sob the entire limo ride home.
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But now, I'm a nominee.
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Must be one of the
perks of getting canned.
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Okay. Look, if you guys win tonight,
will you thank me in your speech?
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Oh, Matty, I would, of course.
But, no, we all agreed that
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Zoë would be the one to speak.
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Will you ask Zoë to
thank me in her speech?
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Yeah, I... You're not kidding.
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No, I'm not kidd... Look, I'll just
ask her to thank me myself, all right?
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- No, you will not!
- Why? Why not?
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No, you never... You do not ask talent
to thank you. That is so pathetic.
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Isn't it more pathetic to want something
and be too afraid to ask for it?
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Not in this case. Not unless you want
her to know you're disturbingly needy.
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I am not needy. I just
need to be thanked tonight.
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What if this is my only chance
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to be thanked in a Golden Globes
speech for the rest of my life?
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Matty, I love you, but
I have to go vomit.
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What? Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm great. I'm
great. But, it's just...
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whenever I get even close
to realizing a dream...
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I blow chunks.
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From The Boys, please
welcome Erin Moriarty
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and Antony Starr.
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- How's it going?
- Yeah, great.
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Looking forward to a fun night of
watching people blow Ted Sarandos, right?
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Yeah. At least you're not at a
table with a bunch of Dutch incels
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who made some horror
show I've never heard of.
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I'm sitting next to a guy named
Joop who will not speak to me.
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Fucking dick.
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So however bad your night's
going, mine's fucking worse.
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Wait. Why are you staring at me?
224
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,255
Dude, is this really a
thing you're doing now?
225
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,381
Is what a thing?
226
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,010
I mean... You're wearing a cape.
227
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,762
Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
228
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,932
Of course I am. It's a
formal event. Formal cape.
229
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,935
Okay. Seriously,
Mr. Homelander? I mean...
230
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Seriously. I've been a
cape guy my entire life.
231
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:50,024
I'm not gonna stop now. Where
I come from, it's very common.
232
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,612
Oh, my God. Your homeland is
New Zealand, not Transylvania.
233
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,281
Okay. Okay. Relax.
234
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:02,538
And the winner for Best Supporting Actor
in a Miniseries or Television Film...
235
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,039
Oh, my...
236
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,126
- A superhero of acting. Adam Scott!
- Adam Scott!
237
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That's you.
238
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,841
What?
239
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,761
- Oh, my God.
- Get up there!
240
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,556
He used to crash on my
couch, like, 20 years ago.
241
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,809
He used to crash on my
couch, like, in 2000.
242
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:32,650
Oh, my God. This is...
Wow! This is unexpected.
243
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,237
I literally do not
have a speech prepared,
244
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:40,157
so I guess I will just thank
Ethan and Giancarlo, my costars.
245
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,660
Steven Soderbergh, our
director, of course.
246
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,746
My agents. My wife and kids.
247
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,208
Everybody at Netflix. All
the people... Ted Sarandos.
248
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,002
Ted, I love you.
249
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:55,089
You know what? On my way in here,
I ran into an old buddy of mine.
250
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:59,428
The dude whose couch I slept
on when I first came out here.
251
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,932
So if I'm thanking people, I think
I should thank Sal Saperstein.
252
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,143
Come on, man!
253
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,646
- Dude, look what happened.
- Thank you.
254
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,608
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
255
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,612
- Sal Saperstein!
- Thank you. Thank you.
256
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,071
What was that?
257
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,615
Wow. Congratulations.
258
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,076
And I think I speak for
most of America when I say,
259
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,120
"Who the hell is
Sal Saperstein?"
260
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,580
Yeah, that's me right here!
261
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,706
All right, sir.
262
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:33,169
You might be the most enthusiastic
seat filler in Globes history.
263
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,171
Give it up for him. All
right, we'll be right back.
264
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,256
Thank you.
265
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,967
Sal! That was fucking hilarious!
266
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,054
- Dude, that was insane, right?
- What just happened?
267
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,389
I'm going fucking crazy.
My phone is exploding.
268
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,476
- Yo, yo, yo. I'm a meme, Matt.
- Oh, my God. You're so famous.
269
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,728
- Wow. Congrats. Amazing.
- I'm a fucking meme, baby!
270
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,731
I feel like I'm on cocaine, so I'm
gonna go do a little bit of cocaine
271
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,733
and see what happens. This
is the best night of my life.
272
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,570
- I fucking love both of you.
- Love you so much!
273
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,822
- That was wild.
- So funny.
274
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,075
That was so crazy.
275
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,496
- So, Zoë, where do you even start...
- Yeah.
276
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,164
...with writing these
acceptance speeches, huh?
277
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,250
Like, how do you decide who
you're gonna thank, you know?
278
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,168
You know, I haven't
really thought about it.
279
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,711
I mean, I don't think
we're gonna win, so...
280
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,422
No, I think you really do have a
good shot of winning, actually.
281
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,842
I don't think so, but it's an
honor to be nominated, you know?
282
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,761
Yeah. But do you do like, you know,
something funny, like a shtick?
283
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,429
Or do you do a heartfelt speech
284
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,348
acknowledging everyone who
helped bring the film to life?
285
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,684
I really haven't thought about
it, because we're not gonna win.
286
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,563
But I guess, if I won,
which I'm not going to...
287
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,523
I would just, you know, thank
the Hollywood Foreign Press
288
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,609
and the other nominees
and, you know, Team Open.
289
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,988
- Yeah. Team Open. Right.
- So smart, Zoë. Yeah, play it cool.
290
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,031
- You don't wanna go full Benigni.
- Right?
291
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,868
No, but also, a lot of people worked
hard to bring the film to life,
292
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,202
and you don't want
to forget anyone.
293
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,537
Hey, you haven't
met Sly Stallone,
294
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,621
- have you?
- No!
295
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,499
- He's a bucket list selfie, so come on.
- You've been telling me about him.
296
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,587
An icon introducing
me to another icon!
297
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,968
And the Globe goes to...
298
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,970
Thanks. Thank you. Thank you.
299
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,390
...Quinta Brunson for
Intended Consequences!
300
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,437
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
301
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,980
- Congrats, dude.
- Thank you.
302
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,566
That was such a funny bit,
how you thanked Sal like that.
303
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,859
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like
304
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,485
a spur-of-the-moment
kind of thing, you know?
305
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,738
That's funny. It's like, some
people wait their whole careers
306
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,657
to get thanked in a Globes speech.
I wonder how they feel, huh?
307
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,160
Yeah. I mean, honestly, I don't
think anyone's paying attention
308
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,453
to any of this shit, you know?
309
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,455
- Totally, right? Who cares?
- Yeah.
310
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:37,503
Oh, my God! Okay. Thank
you so much for this.
311
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,339
Thank you to the
Hollywood Foreign Press.
312
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,009
It was just such an honor to be
directed by the amazing Alexander Payne,
313
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:50,431
and I also have to thank Donna Langley
at Universal and everyone at Universal.
314
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:54,937
Our incredible producers and
our incredible cast and crew.
315
00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:00,775
And you know what? Look, I've never met
him but he seems like such a fun dude,
316
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,736
and if Adam Scott likes
him, now how bad can he be?
317
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,281
Sal Saperstein, I want to
say thank you to you too!
318
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,785
Oh, there he is. Thanks, Sal!
319
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:15,831
Oh, yeah! It's me! It's
me! Yes! Yes, right there.
320
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,253
Oh, my God! Sal Saperstein?
321
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,963
What?
322
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,465
And now, for fans
of schadenfreude,
323
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,218
this is the part of the night
you've been waiting for.
324
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,220
A look at all the people
we've lost this year.
325
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:32,101
Please hold your applause till the
end. It's what they would have wanted.
326
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,604
- A callback. How fun is that?
- Yeah.
327
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,360
- Thank you. Hey.
- Hey, Gabby.
328
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,695
- How's it going?
- Good, yeah.
329
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,446
I mean, it's the craziest
night to be a publicist...
330
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,698
- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...but I feel good.
331
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,908
- I feel like our girl could get this one.
- Yeah. Really. Yeah.
332
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,749
- It feels like a good vibe, huh? Yeah.
- I know. Fingers crossed. Okay.
333
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,583
Hey, yo. So, did Zoë run her
acceptance speech past you?
334
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,084
- Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah.
335
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,795
She sent it to me this morning and we
put it in the prompter, in case she wins.
336
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,090
Yeah. So, do you happen
to remember who she...
337
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,051
- who she thanks in her speech?
- I think so, yeah.
338
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,346
Uh-huh. Okay, look,
I'm just gonna ask.
339
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,684
Am I one of the people she's
gonna thank if she wins tonight?
340
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,771
I don't think I remember
'cause the speech is so long.
341
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,092
Is my name in the speech? Just
tell me. Am I in the speech?
342
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,196
Not in the draft we loaded
into the prompter, no.
343
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,071
Watch the show and have fun.
344
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,449
And a very special thanks to Ted Sarandos
at Netflix. Thank you so, so much.
345
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,328
Yeah, of course. Ted
Sarandos. That fucking guy.
346
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,289
Thank you so much.
347
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,128
And I suppose thanking
Sal Saperstein has...
348
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,382
become a bit like rubbing a
Buddha statue's belly for luck.
349
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:52,137
Except that in this case you've already
won, so it really doesn't make any sense.
350
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,848
Yet nothing in this business
really makes sense, does it?
351
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,685
So... thank you, Sal Saperstein!
352
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,230
What is happening?
353
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,607
Thank you, Jean Smart.
Thank you, Jean Smart.
354
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,405
It's me! It's me. Right there.
355
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,077
All right, all right, all right.
356
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,126
- Hey, dude. How's it going, bro?
- It's okay.
357
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:28,714
So, Zoë Kravitz is afraid she forgot
someone's name from her acceptance speech.
358
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,967
I just wanna make sure it's
in there, in case she wins.
359
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,927
Yeah, the speeches, they're
already proofed and loaded,
360
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,512
so I can't really change
them at this point.
361
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,347
You could change it. You got the
keyboard there. Just type it in.
362
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,599
Yeah, I have a keyboard but I need
permission to change it from Zoë
363
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,059
or her publicist.
That's the protocol.
364
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,103
Yeah. They're both tied
up out there right now,
365
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,438
but they asked me to come back
here and just get it done, so...
366
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,816
Yeah, right. And who are you?
367
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,485
- I... I work at...
- Have a seat.
368
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,029
...Continental Pictures.
They made Zoë's film.
369
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,948
So anyway, Matt
Remick is the name.
370
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,200
He's the head of Continental
Studios, and Zoë's...
371
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,286
She's worried she forgot
his name from her speech.
372
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,829
She'd be devastated if she
didn't thank him, so...
373
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,289
- Hey.
- Hey.
374
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,748
What are you doing here?
375
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,584
I... What are you doing here?
376
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,294
I just saw you at the table.
377
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,380
Yeah, I'm also presenting. I just
wanted to double check my lines.
378
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,300
Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this
man to change your acceptance speech?
379
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,676
I'm sorry, Matt... What?
380
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,760
You're Matt?
381
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,221
He asked me to put his
name, Matt, in your speech.
382
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,057
- I...
- What is going on?
383
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,809
I was joking.
384
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,311
He wasn't joking.
385
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:23,978
Would you sh...
386
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,314
Look, let me just explain
this to you real fast, okay?
387
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,398
Yeah, please do.
388
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,151
It's actually very
simple. I just...
389
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,278
I just didn't want you to forget
to thank me in your speech.
390
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,322
And you thought I'd say
whatever's on the teleprompter,
391
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,866
like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy?
392
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,035
That was the hope.
393
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,288
I'm very proud of this movie,
394
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,832
and I didn't write it or direct it,
and the only way anyone will know
395
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,335
that I contributed anything to it
is if you thank me in your speech.
396
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,420
And honestly, I figured
you wouldn't give a shit.
397
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,672
You don't seem to give a shit about
this award stuff at all, you know?
398
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:57,053
All right. Let's get one thing straight.
I give a shit. I give a ginormous shit.
399
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,721
But you keep saying
how silly it is.
400
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,140
I'm pretending! I'm already
rich. I'm already famous.
401
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,434
Winning awards is like the
only thing that's left.
402
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,603
Okay, great! Well, then you
understand how important it is.
403
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,230
You see why I wanna
be thanked, so I...
404
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,190
Yes, I do. But you're
not a part of my plan.
405
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,442
I have this figured out to the T,
and I'm not getting played off.
406
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,568
That shit's embarrassing.
407
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,154
But I thought you didn't think you
were even gonna win this thing.
408
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,322
I'm gonna win.
409
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,575
I have gone to every luncheon
and bruncheon that those
410
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,661
Hollywood Foreign
fucks have thrown.
411
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,248
I have put in the work,
and I am winning this shit.
412
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,208
It's three words.
"Thanks, Matt Remick."
413
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,085
That's all I want you to
put in there, you know?
414
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,797
You don't understand. I have practiced
this in the mirror a million times.
415
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,924
I can't change it
now. It's perfect.
416
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,927
I start genuinely shocked,
then get very humble,
417
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,429
become overwhelmed with
gratitude and start crying.
418
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:45,142
Then I compose myself, give a big
thanks to Team Open, and that's it.
419
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,479
This movie would not exist if it
wasn't for me. I green-lit it.
420
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,898
You and me, we are
Team Open, you know?
421
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,234
- You can't possibly believe that.
- I do!
422
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,152
Oh, my God. That
is so fucking sad.
423
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,029
Dude, shut the fuck up, man.
424
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,783
I'm out here trying to show
Christopher Nolan that I have range,
425
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,535
and all I can hear
is you whining.
426
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,829
We're so sorry, Ramy, and
you are killing it tonight.
427
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,915
Zoë, I was not yelling at you. I was
yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is.
428
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,458
I love you and I
love your movie.
429
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,377
It's really good. It's
not just diversity good.
430
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,004
- You're gonna win.
- Oh, my God. I love you so much.
431
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,881
We're not gonna
win, but I love you.
432
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:19,469
Zoë, I'm begging you here.
My mother is watching.
433
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,806
I have to go rehearse my bit.
434
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,697
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
435
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,367
Oh, God, no. Fuck!
436
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,414
Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no.
437
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,540
Matt!
438
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,667
Yeah. I've got eyes on him. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell him right now.
439
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,752
Yo, what's up?
440
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,921
That was Zoë. She's gonna back
out of the Blackwing deal.
441
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,881
Are you ser... She told you
that right now? Are you ser...
442
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,425
Yeah, she just called me, and she
said that you tried to put your name
443
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,010
- in her acceptance speech?
- Oh, fuck.
444
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,553
Have you lost your fucking mind?
445
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,388
She is livid, okay?
446
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:08,809
So forget about thanking you, she
will never work with Jew again.
447
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,728
Now's not the time for
these fucking jokes, okay?
448
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,313
I'm not joking. Do I
look like I'm kidding?
449
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,981
We need to make Blackwing,
okay? It's a priority.
450
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,858
- Yeah, I understand that.
- You gotta smooth things over!
451
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,943
Me? What the fuck am I...
452
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,362
Yes! First dollar gross. We will
give her first dollar gross.
453
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,447
- Really?
- Yes.
454
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,284
Well, now you're talking like
a rational Jew-man being.
455
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,205
When young writers
ask me for advice
456
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,707
on how to succeed in the
entertainment business,
457
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,378
I tell them three things:
First, shorter is better.
458
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:39,216
Second, faster is better. Third,
don't take anybody's advice.
459
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,804
When I look back on my career, there
are far too many people to thank
460
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,933
for one speech, so
I'll whittle it down.
461
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,895
Thank you, Sal Saperstein.
462
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,612
Yeah, come on.
463
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,700
- Yes! Yes! This guy.
- You can't handle the Sap.
464
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,327
This guy right here.
465
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,626
- That's me. That's me. That's me.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
466
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,045
Yeah!
467
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,423
- I love you, Aaron Sorkin.
- Yes!
468
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,134
- You can't handle the Sap.
- Yes!
469
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,845
Sal Saperstein!
470
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,145
- Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Matt.
471
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,981
I gotta ask you, man, how
do you get all these stars
472
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,441
to thank you in their speeches?
473
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,151
You showing up on set every day,
474
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,945
you giving them fucking
fruit baskets, or something?
475
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,488
No, it's contractual.
476
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,367
No, I force them to. They
literally have to thank me.
477
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,452
- Really?
- Yeah.
478
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,872
Yeah, I'm not gonna leave
something that important to chance.
479
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,874
Yeah, no. Wow,
that's genius, man.
480
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,334
I gotta do that from now on.
481
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,502
Yeah. Yeah, right?
482
00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,087
I mean, otherwise, why in the
world would they possibly thank us?
483
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,049
We're bean counters,
they're artists.
484
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,383
Yeah, I mean, I gu... I mean...
485
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,386
- I am an artist, so...
- That's hilarious.
486
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,098
No, I mean, I am. I mean,
we're... we are both artists, Ted.
487
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,017
I am not a fucking artist.
488
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,394
Well, I am a fucking artist.
489
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,189
Well, even if you're crazy
enough to really believe that,
490
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,359
don't say it out loud in
front of the real artists.
491
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,070
I think your category's next.
492
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,696
Shit.
493
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,368
What a dumbass.
494
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,370
You know the worst
part of awards season
495
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:36,707
is all the constant
pandering for attention.
496
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:41,088
Isn't that right, Basha? Don't
we hate the pandering-wandering?
497
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,299
Yeah, the dog sitter flaked
and Basha hates to be alone.
498
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,719
But I swear, the turd in
the greenroom was not his.
499
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,681
It was Dame Judi Dench, but,
Judi, I picked it up for you.
500
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,015
I love you.
501
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,602
Here to present the award for Best
Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy,
502
00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,440
is a man who has done neither.
Zack Snyder, everybody.
503
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,114
Thank you.
504
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,908
Now, for any of you who felt
like the show's gone by too fast
505
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,621
or felt it's not nearly long enough,
don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour,
506
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:20,126
black-and-white, 4:3 version
of the show, Snyder Cut style,
507
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:24,506
on digital download and Blu-ray,
29.99, so look for that.
508
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,009
It'll be well worth it.
509
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,844
All right, let's
get to it, shall we?
510
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:34,016
The nominees for Best Motion
Picture, Musical or Comedy,
511
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,435
Dogs Are People Too...
512
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,565
Intended Consequences,
513
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,568
Whip-Smart, Open...
514
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:46,652
Yeah.
515
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,031
...and finally, Day Lilies.
516
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,534
The Golden Globe goes to...
517
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,580
Sal Saperstein. No! Open!
518
00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:01,250
- Open! Open! Yeah! Yeah!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
519
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:05,464
Yeah! Yeah, we did
it. Yeah, yeah.
520
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:11,011
- Patty! Congrats. You won.
- Oh, my God.
521
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,723
I'm an award winner.
We did it. We did.
522
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,100
I did it. It's happening.
523
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,103
- Amazing. Amazing.
- Thank you.
524
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:22,940
Oh, my God.
525
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,696
Wow. Wow.
526
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,742
I was not expecting this.
I know people say that,
527
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,995
but I really,
really wasn't. Wow.
528
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:43,376
I really can't even believe that
I'm even in the conversation
529
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,212
with visionaries
like Alexander Payne
530
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,632
and his masterful
storytelling in Day Lilies,
531
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:55,096
or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious
and heartfelt Dogs Are People Too.
532
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:59,475
It is so silly the way they pit
us against each other like this...
533
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,560
Yes.
534
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,481
...and so I accept this
award on behalf of all of us.
535
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:10,529
And... Sorry.
536
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:16,368
I am so... I am so grateful that
I get to do this for a living.
537
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:22,915
To make art and to tell stories
from the heart is a privilege
538
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,501
and one I don't take lightly.
539
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:32,843
Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Thank you to my amazing cast and crew.
540
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,683
And yes, thank you, Sal Saperstein,
who actually did work on my movie!
541
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,898
And my rock of a producer, my
mentor, my bestie, Patty Leigh.
542
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:47,983
Oh, Zo.
543
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,861
I love you. I...
544
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,825
And there is one more person
I would like to thank.
545
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,077
- Don't play me off.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
546
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:03,164
He believed in the
movie from day one.
547
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,500
Without him, the film
would not have been made,
548
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,919
so I wanna take this opportunity
549
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,297
to say thank you so much,
550
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,925
Matt Remick.
551
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,861
All right. Yes, yes, Zoë's here.
552
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,032
So, how did the speech play?
553
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,452
Because I really didn't think I was gonna
win, so I was up there, like, rambling.
554
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:43,955
- I don't even know what I was saying.
- People were spellbound.
555
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,748
- Really?
- Yes. It was so authentic
556
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,584
and endearing. And magnetic.
557
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,628
- Thank you. I love you.
- Hey.
558
00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,005
- She didn't say your name.
- I know. I know.
559
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:56,259
We even had subtitles on for Alan
Freedland, who's deaf as a post now.
560
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,927
Nothing! What happened?
561
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:02,640
I don't know what to tell you, Mom. I'm
sorry. It's a complicated situation.
562
00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:05,685
I'll tell you about it
later, okay? I gotta go.
563
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,937
- Okay, but call me back.
- I love you. Bye.
564
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,773
- What's up, motherfucker?
- We won!
565
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:13,568
- We fucking did it!
- We did it!
566
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:16,404
And guess what the headline of
the night, The Ankler, said.
567
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:20,783
"The MVP of the evening is Continental VP
of production, Sal fucking Saperstein."
568
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:22,660
Oh, my fucking God.
569
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,955
All this just for letting Adam Scott
crash on your skid-marked couch.
570
00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,457
- You have officially won Hollywood.
- I love you.
571
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,962
- Sap! Dude, look what we did! No way!
- No! Dude! Dude! Come on.
572
00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:36,090
- Yeah!
- We fucking did it!
573
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,509
Hey, listen. Jimmy Kimmel
rented out The Penthouse.
574
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,636
It's gonna be the best
after-party ever. You wanna go?
575
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,805
- I love Jimmy Kimmel! I'm fucking in!
- Yeah!
576
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,682
- I won't be at work tomorrow!
- Okay. Yeah.
577
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,059
- Sal Saperstein!
- Yeah!
578
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,437
Hi.
579
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,354
Hi.
580
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,149
- Well done.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
581
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,484
Wait, Matt! Where are you going?
582
00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:58,237
That's me. I'm just heading home.
It's... You know, it's been a long night.
583
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,989
- Did you tell him?
- Well, I was about to.
584
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,950
- Tell me what?
- She's good to close the deal.
585
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,328
We've got a movie.
Team Blackwing!
586
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,371
- Team motherfucking Blackwing!
- Really?
587
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,498
- Yes!
- Oh, my God! Team Blackwing! Yes!
588
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,209
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
589
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,337
- Good Shabbas.
- Oh, yeah. You too.
590
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,421
- Thank you, honestly.
- Yeah.
591
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,924
You're gonna make another great
film. We'll be back in a few years.
592
00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:20,092
- You'll get another one of those.
- I doubt that, but...
593
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,637
- I'll talk to you soon.
- Matt, wait! I got cut off,
594
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,139
but you did hear that
I did say thank you?
595
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,724
I did. I saw. I saw your mouth.
596
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,851
- You mouthed my name. I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
597
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,937
I'm so sorry I went
crazy in there, so...
598
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,147
- Yeah.
- No, no. It's okay, it's okay.
599
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:37,109
But really, I mean it. Thank you.
Thank you for green-lighting Open.
600
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,112
Well, I believed in you
from the very start and,
601
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:43,325
you know, at the end of the day, you're
the artist, I'm just the bean counter.
602
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,077
- Have a good night. Okay.
- Yeah. I'll talk to you soon.
603
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:49,205
- Hi!
- Zoë! Hey, baby! Hey!
604
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:52,501
Oh, Matt. You know you'll
get one of these someday.
605
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,003
You just have to
get fired first.
606
00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:57,797
Might happen sooner
than you think.
607
00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,217
Congratulations, Patty. You
really, really deserve that, okay?
608
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,553
- Thank you.
- I'm happy for you. Yeah. Thank you.
609
00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:06,640
- Thank you, Matt Remick!
- Thank you, Patty Leigh!
610
00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:10,810
- Team Open! Yeah! Team Open!
- Team Open!
611
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,648
Yeah! Yeah!
612
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,820
Fuck!
613
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:25,117
Your movie lost?
614
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,411
No, it won.
615
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,955
Take me home, please.
616
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,000
You got it.
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