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Son?

Yeah, what's up dad?

Alright son,

come on down here and have a talk with your pop.

You're not in trouble, don't worry.

Although, is your glove and ball in the closet?

Yeah.

Alright, we're going to have to go out back after this

and have a catch because you still throw like a girl and it's pitiful.

Alright.

On to more pressing issues.

Remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Now that you're going off to school,

especially since you're like, what, you're 18, 19 now?

Dad, I'm 20.

Okay, well then yeah, we need to have this conversation

five years ago in my opinion.

But anyways,

remember what we talked about going to college?

A virgin?

Yeah.

We can't have that, can we bud?

Come on!

- Yeah, you're right. - It still hasn't happened?

That was three weeks ago now.

No, I mean, I got to kiss girls like in the mouth

and then like, I got to feel the boobs on the outside.

What size boobs were they?

I don't...

Were they substantial chichonas?

I mean, yeah, I couldn't really fit them in my hand.

Oh, nice.

You know, but...

Was it Becky Sue?

She's always had some nice knockers.

No, I think it was her sister.

Not bad. Keeping it in the family, huh? Not bad.

Alright, well look, we got to get you primed and ready for college.

We got to get your confidence up.

We can't have you going out there, you know,

striking out every time, you know, batting the triple zeros.

We got to get you on the board here, son.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

So what do you think of your new mom?

- Oh, she's great. - Not bad?

She's super nice, yeah.

Not bad?

Well, yeah.

Come on. Come on, man.

Yeah, yeah.

You see those things?

Yeah.

I married her for a reason.

Yeah.

- Huh? - I see why, yeah.

I seen you looking.

I saw you at dinner the other night, scoping her out.

Yeah.

Hey, what if I talk to her?

Maybe you could take a stab at her.

What?

Dude, that's your wife. I mean...

It's just your stepmom. Come on.

What's mine is yours, son.

Wow, really?

You'd do that for me?

Come on, man. We love you, dude.

We got you. This will be no problem.

You want me to go talk to her?

I mean...

She's not hot enough, right?

I wouldn't have married an ugly chick, you know?

No, she's great. I mean, if you think it'll work, I mean,

I don't know. Try talking to her.

I'm bad at these things. I can't do it myself.

I know you are. I know you are.

Yeah, I mean, if you want to go talk to her, I mean, sure.

I don't know what she's going to say,

but as long as you're comfortable with that...

Of course I am.

I can't have my son going to college a virgin.

We're going to get you there.

All right? We're going to get you there.

Captain of the football team and all that.

Well, that's a stretch, but...

All right. So I'm going to go talk to her.

All right. Thanks, Dad.

In the meantime, rub one out.

All right? We can't have you tossing off too early.

You know, pulling a foul ball.

Can't be playing softball here.

All right? Get your head in the game.

- Okay. - All right?

Honey?

Wow.

Honey?

In the kitchen.

Where?

Fancy seeing you here.

I didn't know you knew who this was.

Ha, ha.

- Jokes aside? - Yes.

We've got to talk about Connor.

Oh, no. Is he in trouble?

No. He's a great kid.

He doesn't get in trouble. All he does is study.

How's he going to be in trouble?

That's true.

He's in his room studying all the time.

Yeah.

So he's about to go to college, as you know.

Yes.

There's a bit of an issue with that.

Good. Go away.

Get out of the nest. All that is great.

Right.

Again, he studies enough.

He shouldn't flunk out, at least in his first year.

So that's not the issue.

I don't know if you're aware of this,

but he's a virgin.

- He's a virgin? - I know.

- Isn't he, like, 19? - He's 20.

Oh, my gosh. That's even worse.

I know. By the time I was this age,

I had had sex with 20 women.

So,

I mean, is that the problem?

Well, obviously, that is the problem.

That's a huge problem.

We've got to get his confidence up.

He can't go to college,

give it a little college try,

and not have any notches on his belt.

- No, they'll make fun of him. - You know what I mean?

Make fun of him. They'll tell him alive.

Well, so what do you want to do?

Well, I had this one idea,

but then that didn't work.

Getting him a hooker?

What? That's illegal. I would never do that.

Well, I don't know. You said you had an idea.

You want him to not be a virgin.

Don't even say that in here.

Okay. So, go on.

Well, I was thinking since you're so pretty,

and he's had the hots for you since you moved in.

Did you notice?

No.

Oh, give me a break like you didn't notice.

Like you don't notice every guy walking up to you going,

hi, nice to meet you.

No. People are just really friendly with me, I guess.

That's because your boobs are huge.

Yeah, that's probably it.

So, yeah, I mean, he stares at my tits.

So does everyone else.

Alright, well, that's what I'm saying. It was a good sign.

You want me to show him my tits?

No. I don't want to get a hooker because, A, it's illegal.

B, it costs a lot of money, and right now we're budgeting.

Wait, we're budgeting?

He's going to college. It costs a lot of money,

and we want to take care of him.

Does that mean my shopping sprees are over?

Oh, honey, you're so naive.

It's just that you're so pretty

and you have so much going for you.

I was figuring that we'll keep it in the family.

You mean you want me to have sex with him?

I think that would be awesome.

You being a stepmom,

a positive role model,

you know, a powerful female in the house,

you could take good care of him,

you could be gentle, you could be nourishing,

but you could also rock his world like you do for me

every second Thursday of the month.

Yeah, I mean,

okay, yeah, anything for the family.

Actually, yeah, this could be kind of fun.

I think so, but...

It's been a couple years since I fucked a 19-year-old.

A couple years?

How long have we been married?

Six.

Yeah, so that's about, yeah,

so like seven or eight years, give or take.

I don't, I'm so bad with math, you know that?

Anyways, I should go...

You have any worries?

No!

I thought you had cheated on me or something crazy like that.

Of course not.

All right, but before we do this, can you do me a big favor?

Can you get out of these raggedy clothes

and put on something sexy, like some lingerie or something?

- Like a push-up top? - Oh my God, yeah.

- You can really, yeah. - Yeah.

All right, I'll go change.

Send him to our bedroom in a little bit.

Okay.

I'll finish the dishes that you never do.

Oh, hey, Connor.

Oh, hey, Dad.

All right.

What's up?

I'm gonna go ahead and pause that. That show sucks anyway.

Son, you shouldn't be watching that rubbish.

All right, I got some good news and I got some bad news.

What would you like first?

Um, not sure. I guess the bad news?

All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and give you the good news.

The good news is, your stepmom is into it.

- Wow, really? - It's a go.

Awesome. Sweet.

So, like, me and her can, like...

Coitus.

- Okay. - Right?

Yeah.

- That's awesome. - Thanks, man.

You're gonna become a man today.

Wow.

- That's friggin' awesome. - That's also the bad news.

It's today. It's gonna be in, like, ten minutes.

Are you ready for that?

Oh my God, really? Yeah. Like, now?

Yes, pretty much.

I mean, we're gonna go to the bedroom.

I think she's changing

to get something on a little more risque,

a little more sultry, seductive for you.

Okay.

How do you smell?

Um, ready, I guess?

That's what I like to hear, son.

You're gonna make me proud, right?

- I hope so, yeah. - Alright.

Usually I can get her to come once every seventeen times we have sex,

but if you can get her today,

I know you got what it takes.

Okay.

- Alright, you ready? - Awesome. Yeah.

- Alright, follow me. - Alright.

What are you waiting for, son? Take a peek in.

Okay.

Nice, right?

Yeah. Wow.

What do you think?

Do you like what you see?

Oh, she's really incredible.

Thank you, son.

I knew I did right when I married her.

Glad I divorced your mom, that's for sure.

She did not have canons like that.

Do you think you can handle that?

That's a lot of women.

Yeah, it is.

Wow.

I'm going to try to make you proud, Dad.

Much better, I like that.

Okay.

Honey?

Come on in.

Yeah, I got Connor with me.

Alright.

- Hey. - Hi.

Gonna get you guys a little more acquainted.

Don't be so shy. Come here. Sit next to me.

Yes, ma'am.

So, tell me.

What's the furthest you've ever been with any of your girlfriends?

I've only really kissed a girl on the lips and like

felt the outside of her boobs like through the shirt.

You haven't...really?

You haven't even...oh.

I'm not very good with girls or initiating anything.

It's okay, honey. Don't worry.

We'll take care of that.

Yeah. Yeah. It'll be good.

Why don't you just go meet your friend?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

You were supposed to meet like Ted at the bar or something.

Honey...

You know you don't have to worry about me.

Pound me. I mean pound her.

- Alright? - Thanks, dad.

Keep it up, son.

Are you nervous?

A little bit.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

I've just never really done this before.

Well, so you've never actually seen boobs in person?

No. Not that big.

I guess we should start with that, huh?

But, um, yeah.

Right? You want to see some boobs?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Okay.

Alright.

So.

Wow. They're so big.

Wow.

See?

Well, you can touch them.

I mean, they're not going to bite you.

Oh, my God.

You can really get in there.

Oh, wow.

They're so firm and nice.

Yes, that's what good money gets you.

Wow.

I never have...

Well, why don't you put your mouth on them?

Like that?

Yeah. Just like that.

Do you like that?

Oh, yeah.

- Wow. - Yeah?

That's a lot of fun.

It sure is.

Wow.

So.

Okay.

Have you ever had a girl touch her penis?

- No. - No?

Wow.

Let's see.

You have one of those tricky little, there we go.

Okay.

Yeah?

Why don't you show me?

Come on.

There we go.

- Oh, wow. - Just relax.

Don't be so nervous.

Look at that. You grew really fast.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good?

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yeah?

Are you enjoying this so far?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Okay.

Good.

Just relax a little bit.

Yeah.

Just like that.

You like the way I stroke your cock, yeah?

Does it feel good?

Oh, that's perfect.

Yeah?

You like having your stepmom do that to you?

Yeah?

I definitely don't want you to cum already,

so I think we should try something else.

Well...

Does that sound good?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I was thinking maybe I should suck your dick.

I mean, that, you haven't tried that, obviously, right?

No.

Yeah, do you want to see what it feels

like to have a woman's mouth in your cock?

- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah? Okay.

Why don't you just stay right there?

Oh, my God.

- Oh, that's really nice. - You like that?

Yeah.

You like it like that?

It's so funny.

You like the same things your dad does.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know mouths felt that warm.

Mouths are pretty nice and fun, aren't they?

Yeah.

I can touch these, right?

Of course you can touch them. Don't be silly.

I didn't pay all this money to, like, keep them hidden away.

Wow, it's so nice.

Do you want to feel them on your cock?

- Oh, yes. - Yeah.

Like that.

Oh, I've only seen this stuff in movies.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, doesn't that feel good?

And big fucking tits wrapped around your cock like that.

- Oh, it's so nice. - Yeah.

My dick is throbbing right now.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

Oh, you're so hot.

Oh, I like that. Just like that.

Yeah, you like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so nice at the same time.

Now those college girls may not be able to do that.

You know, I stare at you all the time when you walk through the house.

I never thought I'd get a chance to be with you like this.

Oh, did you fantasize of having your stepmom suck your dick?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's everything I hoped for.

- Is that? - Yeah.

You're so good at it.

So,

you know the other thing you're going to have to learn

before you go off to college is how to please a woman, too.

Okay.

Yeah? You want to learn that, too?

Yeah, what should I do?

Well,

if you don't eat pussy, you're not going to keep a girl very long.

So...

You want me to lick you?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, come on.

All right.

Well, that's good.

At least you're not shy or timid about this.

Maybe help me get the hang of it, I think.

Wow, pussy tastes really good.

Thank you.

Yeah, you can play with those tips while you do that.

It's perfect.

Yeah, that's good.

You know what else you can do while you're going down on a girl?

You can always stick a finger in there.

Gently, though.

Very gentle.

You can't just do it unexpected.

They might get mad at you.

And you thought a mouth tasted warm.

Yeah, like that.

That's good.

You always want to warm up a girl

and eat her pussy before you fuck her.

Yeah, that's good. Just like that.

You're doing great.

Yeah, that's good.

That's really good.

Just like that.

Oh, you're such a natural at this.

You do great in college. Good job.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, you think you're ready to fuck me now?

Yeah?

Okay, let's do that. Take your shirt off.

And since you have a big dick,

you're gonna have to go slow with the girls at school.

They're not all gonna be experienced like your stepmom.

Oh, my god.

- Oh, my gosh. - How does that feel?

- Incredible. - Yeah?

Do you like that? Does that feel good?

Dad's the best, they're so fucking hot.

Yeah, does that feel good?

Yeah, just like that. Keep fucking my pussy.

You're doing great.

You know, I think your cock's a little bit bigger than your dad's.

It's a nice little surprise.

That's it. Yeah, you like that?

Oh, yeah, that feels good.

Your dick feels so good inside my pussy.

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, fuck that pussy make these fucking titties bounce. Yeah.

You like that?

Yeah, does that feel good?

Yeah.

So glad, I can help prepare you for college.

Do you like it from behind like that?

Yeah.

I'm watching you sit.

I see stuff bouncing in your cock.

Oh, man, these fucking fat titties bounce everywhere.

Every time you fucking shove that cock in my pussy.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh, yeah, just like that.

You know, I know you're enjoying this,

but you still gotta keep your studies up when you're in college.

Don't get caught up with all the girls.

Okay?

Definitely.

You know, have your fun, but keep those grades up

or your dad's gonna be really mad.

- Okay. - Okay.

Save the fucking air for the tutor sessions?

Yeah.

Exactly.

Oh, I see you bounce.

Yeah.

Yeah, like that.

And you bounce your cock like that.

Yeah, fuck me some more.

Fuck, it's feel so good.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

So fucking nice.

Yeah, you like that feeling back there?

Here, come here.

I'm gonna shove all my fucking pussy juices in my mouth like that.

Yeah, you want more of my fucking pussy, buddy?

What would you like?

Put that cock back in my fucking pussy.

Just like that.

Good little boy. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, hey, Dad. What's going on?

I just got to grab my keys.

What are you doing here?

You've become a man today.

Yes.

How's it going, honey? Good?

It's great, yeah.

You guys enjoy. I'm going to hit the grocery store.

Okay, see you later, honey. Love you.

See you, Dad. Thank you.

I appreciate your dad.

I mean, there's not that many dads that would,

you know, do that for their son.

He is pretty awesome.

Very special. All right.

Wow, your pussy feels so fucking good on me.

Yeah, you like it?

Yeah, you like these big tits in your face?

They bounce up and down on your cock?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Oh, that feels fuck.

Yeah, is that good?

- Does that feel good? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it bounces up and down on your cock like that?

- Yeah, you like that? - Oh, yes.

Yeah, you like-

You like fucking me and just grabbing your ass again?

Fuck.

Does that feel good, yeah, like feeling my wet pussy

all over your fucking heart dick like that?

You like bouncing on it?

You get those titties in your mouth like you do like that.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, fucking God, that feels so good.

Yeah, you like that?

You want your stepmom to come on your dick,

is that what you want, yeah?

You've never had a girl come on your dick

before, have you, you wanna see what it feels like?

You ready for my calvary?

Yeah, you want to feel it?

Yeah, it's like a...

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, you feel my boobs be tightening on your fucking cock like that?

What do you want?

What do you want me to do?

You ready to settle in some more?

You ready to fuck you some more?

Yeah, is that what you want?

Oh, yeah, like, yeah, is that what you want?

Yeah.

Is that what you want?

Oh, fuck.

You know what I want?

- I want to cum. - You want to cum?

Yeah, is that what you want?

Yeah, but I want to watch you cum.

Stand up and I want you to jerk it for me.

You know, cum all over my face.

- Stand up. - Oh, fuck.

You want it?

Yeah, you can cum on me.

Oh, fuck.

So,

now that you got this out of your system,

you think you're going to be able to have some fun in college?

Yeah, you're definitely helping me with my college.

I mean, you have a really nice fucking dick.

You should definitely own it to your advantage in college.

You'd be so silly not to.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

That was awesome, thank you.

No problem.

I'm going to go clean up and finish dinner.

I'm cooking your favorite tonight.

Ah, sweet.

Alright. I'll see you in about 45 minutes, alright, hon?

- Thank you. - Bye.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?