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LAHLAH MOVE MOVE IN A FLASH!

Aisyah.

Aisyah!

You're just picking her up now?

Sorry.

Aisyah's school ends at 11!

I was at the salon when the teacher called.

Sorry, I had a lot of...

I don't care! Let's go, Aisyah.

But she's coming home with me, right? Gina!

I've got a ton of deliveries. The car is stuffed!

I'm not going back with Dad?

I feel bad for him.

- No. - Gina!

Come on, Gina.

I didn't get to see Aisyah last week!

Gina!

Gina!

Goddamn mutt!

A mutt?

An actual mutt.

Why is it here when I don't have the money ready?

Do better as a seller.

I'm just a courier.

And it's policy that items must be paid for upon arrival,

with a cash-on-delivery system.

If it's COD, then he's right.

You have to pay up. The item is here!

The thing is, Ms. Yeni owes me, and she'll pay in three days.

Come back on Thursday, and I'll pay you then.

Ms. Yeni does borrow money a lot.

But she always pays up on time.

- See? Told you so. Just go. - No can do.

- If you want it, you must pay first! - No!

- No, no! - Pay first!

Pay up!

- Oh my God! Ma'am. - My leg!

- It's swollen! - Sir!

- What is going on? - Look!

That guy assaulted your wife!

- What did you do to my wife? - That's not true!

- She just fell! - Sir, wait!

Don't go unarmed if you're going after him.

- Take a machete! - Right!

Look after my wife!

- Okay. - Boys, let's go.

Go after him!

- It's over. - It is?

- Not bad. - Stand up.

Free stuff.

- You can't fit into these. - Royah.

- Why are you taking both? - I'm keeping them.

I was planning to use that for a mask, Royah!

This is my wife's.

My in-law's.

I'll win this.

I'll win.

It's the last shiny thing in my house.

Medal from a fun walk event.

There.

Are we playing or not?

Show hands.

Seven!

- Six. - Eight!

Nine!

It's my win.

If you all get kicked out, you can crash at my place.

Jerk.

Idiots.

Hey, Jamal!

You bastard!

Oh, crap.

After him!

Why are you suddenly mute? You're injured!

I will kill you!

I got it.

Jaya! Jaya! Jaya! Help me.

Mutt!

Goddamn dog.

You monkey.

- Dog! - Monkey!

- Dog! - You monkey!

There's a dog behind you, idiot!

Where?

It's a dog!

Dog!

Dog!

Hey!

I'm so dead.

Hey, get back here!

Hey, stop!

- I'll spray you! - Stop running!

I'm not backing off! Bring it on!

Take that! Come here you. Stop!

You're dead!

Ma'am, move! There's a dog!

- Shit! - Pervert!

If I were, I'd peep on someone prettier!

Hey!

Hey!

Better not forget the machete, or I'll get yelled at.

Idiots!

Who's the idiot now?

- Open it. - The door?

What?

Oh, shit.

Don't you run away, Jamal!

You, go that way. You, go there.

- I'll go this way. - Okay!

What about me?

Sarah. Have you seen Jamal?

Jamal?

He went that way!

Why are you just standing there?

- Come with me! - Right!

SORRY, THE ROAD IS CLOSED DUE TO A CELEBRATION

Take that, mutt!

It's a dog, sir!

Sir! It's a dog!

Jamal?

Jamal?

Dad.

It's Saipul.

You keep mixing us up.

Oh, right.

Where's Marwan?

Marwan…

Delivery.

Thank you.

Marwan is…

In college.

Right.

Where's Jamal? I haven't seen him in a while.

Jamal…

Come on.

Jamal. You have rubber, right?

Nah, we're going raw.

Hey, close the door.

Went to Taiwan for work.

I see. He's working overseas.

Yeah.

He's amazing.

Sure.

Go to sleep, Dad. It's late.

Please tell Jamal

I miss him.

Tell him to come home on his days off.

Yeah, Dad.

Jamal!

What now?

I'm going home. My husband will be looking for me.

Foolish woman, so easily deceived.

Crap.

That's not just old, that's senile!

It has to be some kind of charm.

She'd be better off with me, the most handsome of all.

Huh? Smells like Rosma.

Hi, Rosma.

Ma'am, a kilogram of sugar, please.

- Buying sugar? - Yep.

Where there's sugar, ants will meet…

Where's the "nice"?

Normally, there's a "nice" in the middle of a joke, right?

Oops, I forgot.

You have all the "nice" parts.

Let me continue.

Where there's sugar, ants will meet.

Each day, Rosma is getting more sweet.

That might work on other women, but not me.

Come on. I know you'll miss me.

And then you'll text me and call me.

- Uh-oh. - How much is everything?

Crap. What do I do?

Uh…

- Come with me, Rosma. - Huh?

- Stop pulling me. - I'll take you home, okay?

I won't mess around.

Isn't this nice?

Mister. My bike.

Rosma, go out with me.

Ew! No, thanks.

You keep insisting on that.

Ignore what they say about me. It's not true.

So, the rumors about you being a womanizer,

which a lot of people mentioned, aren't true?

Where's the proof?

Who do you trust? Their words or mine?

Then can you prove your words?

- Stop here. - Here?

Whoa, it's huge.

- Thanks. - Wait!

- Just wait, Rosma. - What now?

I have something for you.

Here.

This is proof of my love to you.

Let me put it on you.

Gosh. See?

So beautiful.

- Well? - That's it?

Your hand.

Sweet.

Here. The latest bracelet from Umi Desi's store.

I bought it just for you.

See?

So pretty.

- Is that all? - Huh?

To me, you're the champion.

Fun walk champion.

Walk?

Walking straight into my heart.

Well? Hey!

Your answer?

Pick me up tomorrow evening.

Huh? So we're dating?

Yes!

I love you, baby!

Don't forget to call me.

Bye!

Hey, who's that guy?

What the? A medal?

You ran a marathon or something?

Rosma! Who was that?

Why is Saipul calling? Probably to borrow money.

Whose bike is this?

Marwan.

- I'm not ready! - Marwan, hey.

Just look at me!

I get it. Enough.

Dad hasn't seen me graduate!

- Calm down, Marwan. - That was his only wish!

Where's Jamal?

I don't know.

He never picked up my calls.

He should just go to hell.

Gentlemen.

On behalf of the deceased,

please forgive him if he made mistakes during his lifetime.

And if he had any debts…

Dad's hospital bill reaches 28 million?

Didn't Dad have health insurance?

When I took Dad to the hospital…

HEALTH INSURANCE

VIP

Welcome.

Give me a break.

How much?

None of my business.

Why are you here?

Where were you when Dad was dying?

I was expecting an inheritance.

Cash, gold, a watch, or something I could sell,

but it's just debt.

Bastard.

Get out. Get out of here! Okay?

Trouble follows wherever you're around!

We were doing just fine without you!

No trouble whatsoever!

Huh?

Really? I bet you'll miss me.

- Bastard! - Marwan!

- Don't be so cocky! - Unemployed bastard!

- Sit down. - Brat.

- I'm your older brother! - You're drunk!

Idiot!

I… I have some savings.

My college fund.

Go ahead and use it if you need it.

No.

Out of the way, idiot!

Bastard! Come here! Who are you calling an idiot?

Twenty-eight million?

I wouldn't even lend you 28,000, let alone 28 million.

What about Aisyah's school fees? Do you have it?

She's entering junior high soon!

I wanted to borrow that much.

Do I look like a loan shark to you?

You can deduct my salary, following the office's policy.

No!

VERIFICATION FAILED

Am I a monkey?

Nice, great.

Oh, no!

He didn't see us!

Rosma, are you sure?

Your boss won't suddenly come home, right?

You seriously don't believe me?

I've told you. They only stay here once in a while.

The master and his wife's real house is in Kemang.

Don't worry, everything's good once Salim is watching soccer.

Not even an earthquake will make him move.

Babe?

What are you doing there?

Look, CCTV!

It's been dead for a while. Every CCTV in the house, in fact.

I don't know why they haven't fixed it.

You should've said so.

Let's go, then.

My room is at the far end.

The soccer first half has begun,

but our first half hasn't started yet.

Huh? Are we having a first and second round too?

We can even do a penalty shootout if there's no winner yet.

What are we waiting for?

I'll go all the way until the goal collapses.

Rosma, is your boss a corrupter?

As if! You don't know anything.

My boss is kind.

And religious.

Doesn't mean it's not true.

Those who get caught for corruption often pray too.

Will I ever have a home like this?

Babe.

A home isn't about the building.

It's about what's in here.

What about your home, Rosma?

Depends on you.

Wherever you are, I'll be there.

Come on, then.

Let's duel.

Ow, Jamal!

Jamal, that hurts!

Jamal.

Rosma!

- That's Salim! - Rosma!

- Where do I go? - This way!

Just climb through the tree to get out.

The tree? It's tall.

It's short.

There's a tree that spreads out. Climb up, and exit from there.

Hurry!

Rosma!

Rosma!

Seriously? I've been calling you, and you didn't respond!

I was watching soccer and the Wi-Fi went out.

Please turn it on!

Hey. You're being suspicious. Wait!

What now?

Ah!

You smuggled another guy into the house, didn't you?

That's a bold-faced lie.

When did I bring a guy here?

Hey!

You even brought that maintenance guy into your room.

What were you doing?

Which maintenance guy?

The quadruplets!

The AC, TV, sewing machine, and motorcycle technicians!

They came to fix my stuff.

But those items aren't in your room, Rosma!

Besides, what quadruplets are you talking about?

Dadang, Diding, Dudung, and…

Rohmat!

We played futsal!

Just go! Stay out of my business!

Playing futsal?

You do need five people.

Hey! Is Rohmat the goalie?

A tree that spreads out?

This one's tall.

Oh. So, this is the tree.

Gosh.

Excuse me.

Hey! Saipul! Marwan!

- TV? - TV.

- TV? - TV.

- TV? - TV?

TV? A television?

A huge TV.

A brand new one costs 100 million.

I have a friend who would pay 60 million for the second-hand.

The hospital bill is 28 million. We'll divide the rest.

We each get ten million.

What do you think?

- That means… - A thief.

Thief? A thief?

It's obvious already. No need to repeat it.

See? I was right.

What?

I was at work, and you told me to go home and be a thief?

- Are you crazy? I'm not doing it! - Hey, listen to me first.

This is safe! My plan is foolproof!

Remember Dad's debt.

Are you going to leave him without peace in his grave?

- Jamal. - Are you?

I've known you for a long time.

Huh? Don't trust people like this, Saipul.

Saipul. You know I'm saying the truth.

I have to pick up Aisyah tomorrow.

- But… - I can't afford to be late.

Are we doing this? Saipul!

Do you still have the doll I gave you?

Of course.

- Look. Cute, isn't it? - Yeah.

I always have it to remind me of you.

I'm sorry.

I haven't been a good parent.

And now, you have a new father.

It's okay, Dad. No one is perfect.

But if I don't see you, my heart is all over the place.

It's like after…

An earthquake?

Yes, but a small earthquake.

Hm… Earthsqueak, then?

Right.

- How cute. Look at its glasses. - Yeah.

Let's go, Aisyah. We don't want to be late.

Isn't today my turn?

Mom, I want Dad to take me to school.

Until Dad pays for your school fees,

he's not allowed to see you.

Gina, that's not right! Gina!

Gin!

I promised to drive her today!

- Dad! - Promise my foot.

I'll pay once I have the money!

Gina!

Stop, Gin!

Fine. Go ahead and drive. Run me over!

- Dad! - I don't care! Do it!

- Dad! - I can handle it!

Nobody is taking Aisyah from me!

- Go! - Dad!

Aisyah!

Aisyah! Don't go!

Sir. Excuse me. My car is passing through.

Go! This way!

- Sorry. - Go, go.

Carry on, sir.

Marwan.

We need to talk. Where are you?

At home.

Huh? Home?

I can't take a break from college anymore.

I must return for the next semester.

I got a lot more classes now. What should I do?

I wonder.

I need money to pay Aisyah's school fees as well.

That's more like it! Finally!

Now we're brothers!

Don't pout. Come on!

Relax. I've thought about this in detail.

Easy peasy.

No way it's going to fail. Rest assured, okay?

Want some?

A sip?

No.

Listen up.

In two days, at 7.30 p.m.,

there's a match between Indonesia and the Philippines.

That's when Rosma will let me into the house.

How would you know?

Rosma said so herself.

"In any case,

everything's good once Salim is watching soccer."

I've made plans for that night to be special.

We're going to have fun.

You're having fun?

Let's not cut him off. Then what?

I'll give her some wine with sleeping pills.

After she's asleep, I'll go out and turn off the Wi-Fi

during the first half.

- With the internet down, there's no game. - Sir!

Salim will lose it.

Oh, man!

Then, Salim will head to the coffee stall where he watches soccer.

- You got this info from your girlfriend? - Yeah.

Salim's taken care of, now you go in.

We've got 45 minutes before the second half ends.

We have to get in…

Grab the TV… and leave.

Using my company's car?

We're just borrowing it for one night, okay?

Okay, fine.

You're not coming?

If Rosma wakes up and I'm gone, it'll be obvious who took the TV.

Huh? Huh?

I have to go back to Rosma as if nothing happened.

Indonesia!

Who's in?

Let's roll!

Damn it. Were you sleeping?

Hey! You were sleeping?

- What? - Help us get ready.

THE NIGHT OF THE TV HEIST

- Let's roll. - Shush.

- We're good? - Yeah.

Don't forget to sync our watches first.

Come on.

6.15, okay?

- Shoot! - What happened?

Missed it.

Just a second.

6.15.

Too late. It's 6.17 now. Give me that.

Hurry up.

Why the hassle?

Indonesia!

Indonesia!

Indnonesia!

Shush!

NATIONAL TEAM

- Get in. - All good?

Yeah.

Set a timer for 45 minutes. Don't miss it.

I won't!

One, two…

Wait. Is it after three or on three?

Gosh!

Three! Come on!

Hey. Stay alert.

Why am I in the lead?

You're the eldest. We're going in order.

I'm the second, and he's the youngest.

Let's just go!

Yeah, hurry up.

Dog!

What?

- You never said they had a dog! - Huh?

That's a tiger, Saipul.

Huh?

A tiger statue! This is a rich person's house.

- You're right. - See?

Dog!

It's a tiger! Use your eyes! Look.

What tiger looks like this?

It's just high.

Focus, will you?

Don't sweat it.

That's abstract art, you uncultured.

Oh.

Rich people.

Where is it?

Psst! Come here.

We go in here, straight ahead.

- Mhm. - Turn left,

and it'll be on the right.

Gosh.

Is this a TV or the country's debt? It's huge.

Why are you even thinking about the country's debt?

Let's think about Dad's debt first.

Should we grab the speakers too?

- Look. - Oh.

Psst. Jamal!

Saipul!

Where's Jamal?

- I thought he was behind me. - I know.

Jamal!

Jamal! Look over there.

Psst. Any luck?

No. Let's call him.

Do it.

Saipul! Why are you calling me?

You vanished! What are you doing there?

- Come. - Psst! What about the TV?

Jamal! Damn it.

Jamal, hey!

Where are you going? Hey! Wait up!

Watch out. Whose bedroom is that?

Don't just let yourself in.

- Come inside. - Huh?

Hurry!

- Shit. - Damn.

Saipul. The timer.

We're good.

Let's split up. Look for anything with stuff in it.

Boxes, bags, suitcases, packages, anything.

And the TV?

It can wait. Just do as I say!

Is it Friday today?

Why?

The wall is wearing batik.

You're right.

Now this is a rich person's room. Amazing.

- Good morning, sir. - Yes?

- Breakfast is ready. - What's on today's menu?

- Stir-fried fungi. - What fungi?

Foot fungus!

You go.

- Good morning, sir. - Morning.

The pool has been warmed.

Does it come with the ladies?

For what?

I want to have fun with the ladies.

Ahem.

Good morning, sirs.

Can you focus on the search?

Or I'll turn this bed upside down.

You weren't clear about what to search for.

Just look around!

It's a process!

Process my foot. You've only been messing around.

- Jamal! - Come here.

What are you looking for?

You'll find out soon enough.

Not this one! Find something else!

What are these?

Wait.

- Yea, man! - Yea, man!

Ooh!

Snap!

Pirate.

Clown.

Rano.

Ah.

- Me… - Don't.

What about this? Huh?

Can't you be serious?

- Fine. - You, come with me inside.

- And you look in this room. - What are we looking for?

Just go.

What are we looking for?

Just find something! Look over there!

- Saipul! - What?

Look.

What?

What is this?

Jamal!

Jamal!

Jamal!

What is it?

Look at this, Jamal. Saipul?

- Saipul. - We're gonna be rich!

Saipul. Not again.

Saipul.

Look at this, Saipul.

Saipul. The suitcase is full of cash.

We're gonna be rich!

Hey, Saipul.

What are we gonna do with these?

Close them. Close them first.

Saipul. Psst.

Wake up.

Jamal.

Timer?

Bring this money to the car.

No way! No!

- Whose money is this? Give it back! - ]

- Return it! - Should we?

Yeah! Are you crazy?

Jamal!

It's fine if you don't want to help me.

I'll still share these.

You're not listening!

You better explain whose money it is!

This is charity money for orphans.

Are you an orphan? You too?

And so am I.

This money belongs to us.

Jamal, no!

This guy!

Jamal!

If you're planning something shady,

don't drag us in!

Yeah, Jamal.

Jamal!

What if you get caught stealing this much money?

Then help me out so I don't get caught!

Saipul. This bag is our savior.

Look. It's filled with money!

Move!

- Marwan! Psst! - What?

Don't join in!

Might as well. We already got two in the car.

Besides, it doesn't matter if we get caught stealing cassava or money.

The punishment might actually be worse if we steal cassava.

Hey!

Being the oldest is useless around here!

Hey!

What are you doing?

What?

Huh?

Um…

What's inside the suitcase?

Uh…

A dead body, isn't it?

Mutilated? Into small pieces? And you're disposing it?

Isn't it?

Right?

I was just joking. My bad.

I just watched a crime movie.

By the way, you guys seem so tense for someone about to go on a trip.

- Right. A trip. - Sure is.

- We haven't gone on a trip in ages. - That's right.

- Where are you going? - To…

- Hawaii. - Tambun. What?

Bali? Hawaii? Tambun?

I mean, we're going on a trip to Hawaii…

Stopping in Bali…

With tickets bought in Tambun.

What's the flashlight for?

Um…

It gets very dark at night in Hawaii.

That's right.

Pitch black.

It's dark at night in Hawaii?

Mhm.

We're in a hurry, right? We got an hour and a half.

- Yeah. We can't miss the flight. - True.

We need to move.

We really should hurry.

If you're in a hurry, why are you still here?

Um… The suitcase, Marwan!

- Gosh! - Right, the suitcase!

- Sorry. - We left some suitcases.

Why don't you go home?

Being here alone could invite spirits.

You better meet your girlfriend now.

In five minutes, her dad could come home.

- What? - That's true.

How do you know their schedule?

- Bye! - Take care!

Saipul. Tambun?

As long as it's far.

You're nuts.

Watch out!

Why are they home?

You told me they were never home.

It's their home. They're free to come and go as they please.

What's wrong with you?

Listen. We left two suitcases in the room.

Let's go get them.

Moron! We should run!

Forget about the money inside!

We have time.

See? They're not inside yet.

Salim is still watching soccer.

Let's not be greedy. Let's just go.

Fine. But keep in mind.

Out of four suitcases in the car, two are mine.

The rest is yours.

Whatever!

How? Should we call him?

Go for it. Go for it!

- We're getting rich. - Sure, sure.

As long as we don't get caught.

Yes! I'm on my way. Yes, sir!

Huh? Where's my bike?

You're unfair, Saipul.

- We carried them, but he gets a share. - That's right.

My arm is sore.

I brought the car. Without it,

how will you move everything? A gallon cart?

"A gallon cart"?

Where's the car?

- Wasn't it here? - Yeah, it was.

It was supposed to be here.

Where did it go, Marwan? Saipul?

Is it you? Huh?

- You asked your guy to move it? - Don't cause a scene.

That's my company's car! I'd be done for if I lost it!

You wanted the money all for yourself, right?

The plan was to steal a TV, not money!

- Jamal. - So then…

- Seriously. - Isn't this that guy's bike?

- Shit! - Oh, God.

It might be my fault.

To make it easier to escape, I left the key in the ignition.

- Oh my God, Saipul. - So we could just crank it and leave!

Did you not think it through?

Where are you going?

I'm getting the last two suitcases!

We can get in through the tree!

Hey, don't!

The homeowner is here!

You want to go to jail?

Oh my God!

If you go to jail, I'll be troubled!

Shit!

Damn.

The tree does spread out.

Gosh.

Why can't you all wait for your brother?

Gosh.

Jamal!

Jamal!

- Let it go, Jamal! - Are you messing with me?

- Jamal, stop! - Listen up!

We were almost rich,

but your stupidity made us poor again!

Shit!

The owner is in front!

How are we getting out of here?

I don't care!

Let it go, Jamal!

What else should I let go?

I dropped out of school for the youngest! Not enough, huh?

Not enough, huh?

Jamal, please understand.

We can only afford to send you to elementary school.

Let Marwan have the chance to go to school too.

Since Mom is gone,

to be honest, our family income dropped by half.

Okay?

I'm sorry, brother.

I'm tired of giving in. Let me have it this time.

Got it?

Jamal!

Come on, Marwan.

- Jamal! We should really leave! - Just listen…

Jamal!

Go under it.

Why did you steal my money?

Forgive me, Mr. Teddy.

You think I don't notice you messing with my accounts?

I'm sorry, Mr. Teddy. I made a mistake. I…

Shush.

Silence. It's adhan.

I said, silence.

I'm sorry, sir.

La ilaha ill all ah.

Excuse me. What adhan was that for?

- Maghrib. - But it's already past 8 p.m..

Right.

It's Dubai time. I haven't changed it.

Where was I?

I'm sorry, sir. Please have mercy.

I'll return the money…

I'm bored.

Granddaughter!

Grandpa.

Where's the new bike you promised to get me?

Sorry, dear. I completely forgot!

I've been super busy. I'm sorry.

I promise I'll go get the bike and send it

to your house right away.

Yes, dear.

Have a look online and pick out the model you want.

When you've decided, send it to me and I'll buy it for you.

I'm going to shower now.

I just got off work, and I'm tired.

We'll talk more in a bit. Okay?

Bye!

Bakti. A little help?

Nah, I don't want him to haunt me.

Damn it. Just because he's the boss's nephew.

What was that?

No, I was talking about this guy. Damn it.

So stupid for stealing Mr. Teddy's money.

Oh.

This is difficult.

No, no, no!

It'll make a mess, blood splattering all over.

Crazy.

She's cool.

Miss Eka. I need help.

You don't understand women.

Eka is busy right now.

You might as well do it yourself, Agus.

Yeah. Nice.

Nice.

Hey! Help me with this!

All right. If Agus can't do it by himself,

I should help him, right, Eka?

- Leave it. Such a hassle. - All right.

All done.

All is good with me.

Eka!

Saipul. Saipul!

Wake up, Saipul!

Dead! Someone's dead!

He was shot!

You have a death wish?

Whose house is this?

Whose house is this, damn it?

Whose house is this!?

- Teddy. - Who is he?

Teddy Salsa.

The mafia running Jakarta's parking lots.

Keep going.

Parking fees, extortion, security money, gambling, you name it.

Teddy is in charge of it all.

I know this from the people who pays him.

I heard Teddy never keeps money in the bank.

He keeps it in his houses across Jakarta.

So, when I found out this was Teddy's house,

I figured there had to be money here.

So, you've been after the money all along,

not the TV?

Have you? Tell me!

I don't plan on dying just yet! No!

It's locked!

It's goddamn locked!

Aisyah.

If I die, Aisyah won't have a dad.

We're all going to die!

We're going to die poor.

I don't want to be poor!

- You're still thinking about that? - I need that money!

What about you?

I'm going to video call Aisyah.

Who cares about Aisyah? Why do it for her?

You don't have a kid! You know nothing!

Shut up! Look!

You wanna end up like that?

We have to get out of here.

Petrus!

Shit.

Who pooped in my bidet?

Go.

Go.

Jesus Christ.

Saipul.

Did you…

I was nervous.

Damn it. I had an upset stomach, so I just did it.

- What's a bidet? - I don't know!

There were two toilets.

I went in one, but it didn't have a flush button.

I left it as is.

- Right next to each other? - Yeah.

Petrus!

Sir?

Someone stole my money.

Call Salim and Rosma. Take them to the living room.

Yes, sir.

Bakti, stay.

My money is gone. Don't waste my time.

Did you two take it?

No, sir. I didn't take it, I swear.

I don't know anything about that money.

I never mess around with money.

I always return the exact change.

I really don't know anything, sir. Please, no.

So, where did you go?

- Sir, remember God! - You took my money, didn't you?

No, sir!

I was watching football, but the Wi-Fi went down,

so I went to the coffee stall.

When Mr. Agus called, I hurried here.

If you don't believe me, just call the stall.

They can vouch for me being there.

Peace be upon you.

- Rosma. - Sir.

Sir! Please, no!

I like you.

Which is why you've stayed working here this long.

Rosma must be the culprit...

Ow.

What makes you say that?

I once saw her with her boyfriend.

Even though I told her not to bring a guy here,

she still does it anyway!

But I don't see him around lately.

Ah. I bet you've broken up.

You're too possessive.

Hey, Salim!

You've got one job here.

Guard the house!

Petrus.

If we kill Salim, will anyone look for him?

An orphan, has one sibling in the village.

We could make it look like an accident.

Two siblings, sir.

I have two.

Back to Rosma.

Yes…

I believe you're not a bad person.

- But perhaps… - Sir…

someone with bad intentions took advantage of you

to steal from my house.

Let me ask you.

Is there anyone trying to get close to you to steal my money?

I…

I…

I…

I swear, I'm here to work, sir.

I would never steal,

nor assist anyone in stealing. There's no way.

- Eka. - Sir.

- Sir! - Not that.

Lock the gate with chains.

You two, take them to the back. Tie them up.

- Sir! Leave me out of this! - Not this again!

- Please don't kill me, sir! - Mercy, please!

- Sir! - Sir…

Pardon me.

Why do you need the gate chained?

The culprit is still in this house.

I can smell their stench.

They're professionals, but why leave two suitcases?

It seems that they were taking the bags when we arrived.

Besides,

their poop is still warm.

Touch it.

Is it still warm?

Yes, Uncle.

How does it smell?

Fresh.

They touched my poop.

Find them, no matter what.

If not, for every suitcase I lose,

I'll put a bullet in you.

You won't die,

but you'll wish you did.

Did you chain the front gate?

Where's the bag?

Bakti!

The bag.

If you notice anything, report it through the radio.

Bakti.

Agus.

Patrol inside.

Got it.

Eka.

Search the outside. Check the front and the back yard.

Can I not split up?

I'll stick with Eka.

Why?

I can't let a girl be alone.

I'll accompany her.

Aren't you afraid of the dark?

That too.

It's your uncle's order.

Do you want to tell him yourself?

No, sir.

I like the dark all of the sudden.

See?

What is light?

I like darkness!

All good. I don't mind doing this.

I'm ready.

Courageous.

Sir?

Sir?

God, if we manage to get out,

I'll make a donation to the orphans, I swear.

You said this was a foolproof plan.

What about now? Did you think it through?

I didn't think it would go down like this!

What do we do now?

What do you want me to do? Take responsibility?

- Yeah, take responsibility. - I will.

Jamal!

Meow meow meow meow

Hi, dear.

Did you call me?

Sorry. I pressed it by mistake.

Who's there?

I'm working right now. I'll call you back.

Wait. I'm doing my homework, I have a question.

Who invented electricity, Dad?

Uh… PLN.

Who's there?

Isn't it Michael Faraday?

PLN counts. Same thing.

Who's there?

The cat.

Oh, you?

Sir. I'm sorry. You see, I…

I'm just passing a message to the boss.

Which one would you like? This one or…

Let's call the cops.

The cops? But we're the thieves!

Agus here. Come in.

I caught him, boss.

Check.

Hello, boss.

Why do you have that?

Eka?

Low battery. Boss didn't change the battery.

Remember when we were kids?

The neighborhood chief's mangoes.

Mangoes?

Ow!

Stop right there!

- Come here, you little… - Run!

Over here!

Hey!

Come on.

He fell!

Take that!

Let's get outta here!

Go…

- Take that! - Marwan, go!

Give me!

Another one, Marwan!

Take that!

Again!

- Take that! - He's not passing out!

What was that noise?

Why so noisy?

Who practices lion dance this late?

Jamal, get up.

- Jamal! Jamal. - Get up.

Are you okay?

Saipul, Marwan. How did you?

Two people are still patrolling.

We still can't escape.

Time to execute the mango plan.

- Okay? - The mango plan?

The neighborhood chief's mango.

Mango from the chief!

You don't get it either, do you?

I was panicking.

- Just follow through! - What an idiot.

Psst.

Psst.

Huh?

Those brats!

One, two, three!

Jackfruit.

Shit!

Wasp nest!

High-five!

Nice one!

Let's run!

Help.

Help me.

Agus?

Is it dead?

Agus?

Eka?

Don't flirt with me.

Or I'll tell my uncle.

Help.

Help me.

Uncle?

I haven't heard from Agus and Eka.

What do I do, sir?

Sir?

Sir.

Our actions, sir?

Let him deal with it.

I don't understand how Bakti became my underling.

Your relative asked you to employ him, right?

No more of this nepotism next time.

Yes, sir.

Agus?

Eka.

Where are they?

This is no ordinary machete. Don't mess with me.

It's really not.

It's just a pocket knife.

Agus.

Eka.

Come on.

Who's there?

Was that you?

Huh?

Then who?

Who's there?

Agus, right?

Stop messing with me.

I didn't know Agus could do magic.

What's that?

Where is he?

Is he getting some fresh air?

O Allah, I fasted for You, and I believed in You,

and with Your sustenance, I break my fast.

Mommy.

Mommy.

This job isn't for me, Mom.

I want to be a civil servant.

I will drag all of you to hell.

You killed me.

Peace be upon you.

Good night.

The wasps stung me. It hurts.

Just you wait.

Just you wait! I'll get you! Hey!

Over here. Hurry!

- Open up! - We'll pay for the mangoes later.

We'll eat it.

Open the door! You brats!

Open up! Hey!

Finally!

- Wait a second! - What?

Rosma.

Right.

- Who's Rosma? - His girlfriend.

He told us this. The one who helped us get inside.

- He told us before. - Enough, Marwan.

We shouldn't leave her. Or she'll get in trouble.

[Jamal First, let's get her, then we'll go.

She must be kept inside.

What do we do?

You're asking us?

We can't do anything. She's not here.

Let's leave. This is dangerous.

Come on, Jamal.

Saipul. Marwan.

What now?

I'm not coming.

- Why? - Rosma doesn't know anything.

If I leave now, she could die!

What are you going to do?

I'll go save her.

- Are you nuts? Let's run! - Let me go!

You're always like this!

Drag us into danger, and when it's time to get out,

you make it worse.

Are you insane?

Let's leave him.

If you're looking to die, leave us out of it!

Watch it. He's still your brother!

He's always been like this!

We shouldn't have followed him here! This guy's a nutcase!

Hey. We're brothers!

- Screw it. - Watch your language!

Mom died because of him!

It should've been him, not Mom!

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Saipul, Marwan.

I don't deserve to be called your brother.

You're right, Marwan.

Mom died because of me.

If I had watched over you better,

Mom would still be here.

Jamal. Look after your brother. I'm going to the store.

Marwan?

Marwan!

I take full blame for this.

So, I must fix it myself.

I'm really sorry.

Jamal!

Jamal! Run away!

Jamal! Go ahead and run if you want her dead!

Jamal, run!

You guys go! Run! Don't just stand there.

Come on.

Let's go, Marwan.

- Jamal! Go! - Come!

I'm sorry. You guys go and call the cops.

Jamal! What are you doing?

Marwan.

If I die, I'll tell Mom and Dad how much you two love them.

What are you saying?

- Jamal, hurry and get down! - Jamal!

Jamal!

Dad,

Mom.

Wait for me.

Teddy Salsa! Come out!

Damn.

Why won't it break?

Whatever.

So small.

Let's try again.

Teddy!

Take from the poor people all you want,

but don't you dare take my soulmate!

Give her back!

Give Rosma back to me, Teddy!

Not bad.

Put the bottle down.

Okay. All is good.

All done.

Now go inside.

Uh… That way?

I came from that way, so…

Okay, okay.

- Uh… Rosma! - Jamal!

I'm really sorry.

Now, you better choose

your words carefully.

If I like your explanation, you can live.

Scarred, but alive.

Or do you choose death?

It's you who better run away from here.

Soon, five police units will show up.

From the Babinsa, Gegana, Brimob, security guards,

and the neighborhood patrol, they're all heading this way.

The only one who will die… is you, idiot!

I like him.

Gutsy.

It's a shame you stole my money.

Otherwise, I'd make you my underling.

You mean these idiots?

Except for you, Rosma.

No. I'm not interested.

I don't want to be a convict's underling.

You'll end up in prison, die, and rot in there!

Bastard!

- Bastard. - Jamal!

- Saipul. - I'm walking, I'm walking.

Gosh.

- How did you two get caught? - So…

Let's call the cops!

Jamal would die by then!

Would you let him die before getting married?

- You're not married either! Marwan! - Come on, Saipul!

You'll die if you get caught too! I told you so!

Run!

You idiots!

I told you to call the cops!

When?

Near the tree! I said, "Run, call the cops!"

I'm buying time for you to call the cops!

Goddammit!

- Whose idea is this? - His.

He doesn't want you to die unmarried.

You're the older brother, Saipul! Be assertive for once!

This problem of yours

is the reason why your wife keeps walking all over you!

Ex-wife.

You're divorced?

Keep in touch with the family for once!

- All you do is get drunk, gamble, -True.

And mess around with women. That's all since Mom's gone!

- How would I know? - Since Mom's gone…

I'm bored.

Wake up.

Where is my money?

I don't know, I swear! If I had, I would've returned it, sir.

I…

Sir, we're telling the truth.

We took the money, put it in the car, but the car got stolen.

Plus, it's my company's car, so…

Just come at me!

So, that's your boyfriend, Rosma?

Huh?

Where is my money?

- I'll count to three. - I don't know, sir.

- One, two… - Sir! Stop, please!

I don't know!

Grandpa.

Yes, Indira sweetie?

It's late. Why are you up?

I've found the bike I want.

I'll buy it for you tomorrow. It's time to go to bed.

Don't forget to pray.

In Your name, God, I live, and in Your name, I die.

Amen.

Amen. You're such a good girl.

Bye, Indira.

Where was I?

Oh.

Sir, no! I really don't know!

Where's Salim?

Salim! Open the door!

Sir, pardon. Salim is…

Oh. Bakti.

Go check it out.

The cops, Uncle.

The cops?

No. We didn't call them.

Open the door.

If I may, sir.

Since the cops are after you lately,

you should hide in the back. I'll handle this, sir.

POLICE

Please.

Hello, everyone.

Wow.

Why is that covered?

Um… Because…

It hasn't been uncovered.

Right.

Are you guys playing cards?

Surely it's not gambling?

Just kidding. Keep it up.

Gus.

Got it.

- Please, sir. - Oh, thank you.

Please, sit down.

Right.

So, the reason we came here…

Gentlemen. What would you like to drink?

Water will be fine.

Why not try some red wine?

The red one, like blood? Blood.

Wine?

Yes, the one that's blood-red?

Oh no. I'm on duty, so I can't drink alcohol.

Is it dangerous?

- Dangerous? - Danger?

It's dangerous. That's why I avoid alcohol.

Enough, Rosma. Give him some water.

Okay?

Would you like some help tea? We also have help tea.

- What tea? - Help.

Help tea? What's that?

Herb, sir.

Herb tea.

Herbal tea, such as butterfly-pea flower tea.

The tea helps with digestion, diarrhea, and weight loss.

- Yes, I would love that. Ardi? - I'll have some.

- Two herbal teas, thank you. - Okay.

Come on, Rosma. Make the drink, please.

Uh…

You wanted to talk about a missing item, sir?

Right.

You can speak with my boss directly.

- Okay. - Chief.

Huh?

THREE MEN, 30-40 YEARS OLD, BLONDE CHUBBY, GOOD-LOOKING, CARRYING A SUITCASE

So…

Is there anyone in this house missing

an item?

An item?

Does that mean a singular item?

Perhaps.

- Are you missing anything? - Perhaps.

Have you found our items?

It depends.

What does it look like?

A box.

- Which contains? - A lot.

Is "a lot" referring to the type or the amount?

It depends.

Did you find the one with many types

or the one with a large amount?

What's with your friend?

Diarrhea, sir. My stomach hurts.

For diarrhea, try herbal tea.

It's good for digestion.

Should I order more for you?

No thanks, sir.

Here you go.

Thank you.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Excuse me.

About the missing item,

I need a few people to come with me to the police station for confirmation.

If possible, these three.

Me, sir?

Me too?

- And me? - The three of you.

How about you bring the item here?

If it's ours, leave it here.

If it's not, you can take it back with you.

It's scorching hot.

Sorry, sir. You can blow on the mug.

Right.

Um… All right, then.

If you'll excuse us.

Are you in a hurry?

- Something wrong? - Oh. Nothing.

- Right. - The tea is delicious.

Put down your weapons!

You're outnumbered.

You're outgunned.

Two against one.

If you shoot, the blades will hurt these people.

My win.

Eka, have patience.

Wait for their move,

then strike.

Surrender now, and we'll give you a reduced sentence.

That's funny.

You should just die.

Officer. The tea is hot, right?

Scorching hot.

Are you okay?

Hey!

Stop! There are civilians around!

What? So we can't engage?

You can. Just be careful.

- After them! - Got it!

Petrus. Agus got shot.

- I got one. - Keep going.

There's still a lot more! Keep going!

What about you, Chief?

I'll support you through prayer.

Go!

Surrender!

- Then? - Eka. She's…

She's what? I can't see!

Eka is going one-on-one with the cop.

Ardi!

Eka!

What's so hard about that?

Hey, hey!

What are you doing? Put your weapon down.

- Ardi, get up. - Yes, Chief.

Jamal.

Shit!

Damn cop! You made me shot the Boss's nephew!

You're dead meat!

Sir, can I ask a question?

What?

Is this wood?

This idiot. Of course, it is!

This is Blora teak! World-renowned teak!

Mr. Teddy would never use low-grade material!

So, bullets can go through, right?

Chief!

Believe it or not,

even a kid could pull that off.

Send my regards to the Creator.

Why are you interrupting my time off?

Marwan!

Hey! Stay there! Don't move!

Look. My nephew died because of you!

How do I explain this to his mom?

Hey, pigs! Come out!

Saipul! Wake up! Help your little brother!

Four are alive. I'll kill them all!

- Marwan! - Marwan!

Come out! Now!

Come out!

Ardi!

Take care of your little brothers.

You're the only one they can rely on.

Marwan must finish his studies and become successful.

As for Jamal,

he only needs support and attention from you two.

So…

Saipul, take care of them.

Yes, Dad.

I will. Now get some rest, Dad.

- Saipul! - That's my brother!

Saipul!

Jamal!

- Jamal! - You bastards!

How dare you enter my house

- and disrupt my peace, you bastards! - Jamal!

Are you okay, Rosma?

I'm sorry.

You have been nothing but kind to me, Jamal.

I'm sorry.

Jamal!

Call an ambulance, hurry!

- Please, can you? - Right, ambulance.

Ambulance.

- Jamal. - Jamal.

Saipul. Marwan.

Now, I can finally see Mom.

What are you saying? Stop.

I want to apologize…

…for causing her death.

That's not true, Jamal.

No, it's my fault.

If I hadn't asked for that mango, she would still be with us.

It's not your fault.

I want mangoes. Do we have some?

Yeah, we have the one from the neighborhood chief.

I want it!

Okay, wait here.

Marwan!

She died because of me.

No, Marwan.

It's none of your fault.

It's my fault.

If I hadn't called Marwan…

Mangoes!

Marwan! Want some mangoes?

Marwan!

Marwan.

Marwan. Marwan!

Mom!

If I hadn't called for you,

Mom would still be with us.

- Please forgive your brother. - Stop, Saipul.

Enough.

I…

I'm tired…

Jamal…

I'm tired of living without any purpose.

I want to rest.

Don't say that, Jamal.

- Come on, Jamal. - I'll see Mom and Dad.

Ambulance is coming. Hang in there.

- Please, please! - Hang in there! Don't die!

You want to get out and donate to orphans, right?

Come on. That guy is dead. We can get out of here.

Brother, I love you!

- Jamal! - I can't live without you!

Jamal!

Jamal!

Male rhinos have one horn with a length

of 25 centimeters.

While female rhinos don't have any.

Why do you have that one? So unfair!

It's a fair game.

You cheated!

Saipul.

Marwan.

Why am I not dead yet?

Huh?

Huh?

Jamal! It's useful after all!

Your nipple is frowning.

I didn't die!

Rosma! I'm not dead!

Mom. I'm sorry,

for not visiting you more often.

Dad.

I'm sorry

I didn't see you off to the grave.

Don't worry, Dad.

We'll pay the hospital bill.

If the angels ask,

tell them the kids are taking care of it.

Ask them for more time.

Sorry, Dad, Mom.

I couldn't finish college yet.

I don't have the money.

But there are many successful people who didn't attend college.

We're going home, Dad, Mom.

- Peace be upon you. - Peace be upon you.

Uh-oh.

What else did you steal?

What?

Admit it!

I didn't steal anything!

So, why are they here?

How would I know?

Ask them yourself.

Me?

The bill is settled?

Think of this as a token of appreciation from the country.

Thank God. Dad can rest in peace.

Sir.

Is there no extra?

Extra?

Sure, there is.

Saipul! Marwan! Are you hearing this? So…

The extra is to cover the damages for the stall and your car.

Where is it?

Over here, Chief. Take a look.

Hey, please don't busk here.

I'm not, sir. That's my stall.

- It's yours? - Yeah.

See? You'd be better off being a busker. You won't get run over.

Whatever.

Take a look, Chief.

What's with the money?

Drug money?

I don't know! I swear!

I was just messing around.

I saw three people saying they were going on a trip.

Then, I noticed the key inside the car.

Since I had never driven before, I wanted to try.

So, I drove it.

- And then? - Then I crashed.

Where did you get this car?

Over there, near the Agricultural Complex.

- Need any help? - I got it.

- Here you go, sir. - Right.

Once again, thank you.

Despite your bad intentions at the start,

the end result is honorable.

You're welcome, sir.

If we had pulled off the theft, we'd score big.

But it's true!

Yeah, it was quite a lot. How much?

One suitcase is three billion.

With five suitcases, that totals 15 billion, Chief.

If you bought herbal tea with it, the whole village would be healthy.

- Officer. - Hm?

Sorry. So, there were five suitcases?

- Five, right? - Yes, five.

Five, five.

Fifty-five?

Just five. Not 55, as in 54 and so on.

That'd be too much.

- Five? - Yes.

Three in the car, two in Teddy's room.

Pardon, sir. There were three in the car?

- There were three? - Yes, three.

- What's the matter? - No, nothing.

- Nothing. - Nevermind.

My brothers are too nosy.

- Shh! - Just asking.

Let the police handle it. Just ignore it.

Are you hiding anything?

No way! I have nothing to hide! My pocket only goes this deep.

Huh? Yeah.

How can my bike be stolen for the third time?

This sucks! Totally sucks!

POLICE

Chief?

We're cops, after all. Let's go help.

- Yes, sir. - We serve the people.

- Right? - Of course.

- Thanks again. - Thank you.

- Take care. - You too.

Saipul.

There were three in the car?

Yeah. I thought we moved four.

First, you grabbed two.

Then we came back to grab two more.

Then the brat came.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

Let's go! Hurry! You're too slow!

The keys!

For God's sake, Marwan! You're still over there?

It hurts to walk.

Look carefully!

Jamal! Marwan!

Where is it, Saipul? You found it?

No.

You think it's funny?

Just letting you know it's not here!

You could just shout, "Not here!"

Idiot.

I'm sure it's around here.

Saipul. Marwan.

What? You found it?

You sure it's around here? Not over there?

I marked it!

I'm tired of this.

Where is it?

Saipul! Jamal!

Where?

Where should I look?

- Keep joking. - Around here!

I'm tired of walking! Stop calling me!

Take it seriously!

Walking with crutches is hard, you know.

Over there…

Over here…

Brothers.

Brothers!

I'm serious.

Another joke and I'll bust your knees.

No, look.

I'm serious.

Watch out.

Is that the suitcase?

It's real?

In the name of God.

We're rich!

We're rich!

FOR INDIRA FROM GRANDPA IN HEAVEN

The truth is, we can't choose which family we're born into.

We can't choose our parents or our siblings.

What we can choose is our life's path.

Even so, there's always a chance you'd choose the wrong one. Like I did.

But as long as you can find your way back to your family,

to your parents, your siblings,

believe me, everything is going to be all right.

Hey. Why are you talking to yourself?

Huh? No, it's…

Leave it. Just hurry up and pack your stuff.

- Pack? Where are we going? - On a holiday, of course!

On a holiday? Where?

Huh? Bali?

I thought you said you were going to the mall.

How did we end up in Bali?

- How? - How?

Because we're rich!

Why are you in Bali, Jamal?

Honeymoon with my baby girl.

What about you, Marwan?

The beach.

Is Bali sand different from construction sand?

Later, Mom.

We're going on vacation.

We're going on vacation!

Bye!

Papi!

Papi! Aisyah is having a vacation in Bali with her dad.

When are we going on vacation?

One must be patient in life.

Papi. You keep telling me to be patient.

But you always give Ci Meilin and Ci Yeni anything they want.

Just because they're your first wives?

Actually, I have a surprise for you.

You'll need to find a way to make money,

and I've prepared something for you.

Come here.

Make money?

- To! - Yes?

What were you doing?

I was monitoring.

- Get this thing open. - Okay.

Ready? Look.

One, two, three.

Come on, Mami.

Ah. Good. Now say, "New hand phone, mister."

New hand phone, mister.

"Phone credit, miss."

Phone credit, miss.

You have to smile.

Like so. Come on.

"Screen protector, mister."

Screen protector, mister.

We're going on a vacation.

Bye!