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I'm Charlie by the way, Charlie Cale.
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So, what's it like, leavin'
everything behind and startin' fresh?
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It suits me.
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You get to meet all sorts of people,
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- all sorts of lives.
- All sorts of lies?
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I got no idea.
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- I have this thing...
- Bullshit.
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I can tell if someone's lying.
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- Bullshit.
- It's a whole thing.
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It would take too long to explain.
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- It's fine, I don't care.
- Bullshit.
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The real trick of it is to figure
out why someone is lying.
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You ever think about joining the FBI?
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I'm not really about helping the man.
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I'm giving you an
opportunity to work with me.
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We're gonna fleece this son of a bitch.
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I lost a friend.
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Natalie. She was my best friend.
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She did the right thing when
she saw something awful,
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and you killed her for it.
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Charlie Cale.
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Beatrix hasp, right?
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I'm here with the five families.
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There is no corner of the country
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deep enough to hide from us.
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We're gonna find you.
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Well, be a, let's all of
us find out together.
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Lunch time!
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You have the right to an attorney.
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Hey, no fair.
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It's way past your bedtime.
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What's that supposed to be?
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It's us.
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I'm moving into portraiture.
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I have to branch out
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if I want to develop as an artist.
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Artist?
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That spangled garbage.
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Artist?
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You'll be the Gauguin of etsy.
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Well, I wouldn't expect
you to understand, mother.
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No. But you do expect me to keel over,
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leave you my fortune,
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and bankroll your little artist's journey.
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Mother, don't be so morbid.
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I see you.
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I see what you're doing.
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That faithful child.
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So selfless, caring for
that mean old woman.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Four daughters, and
the one I kept closest
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is my biggest disappointment.
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Yes, well, my other sisters are not here
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washing your foot rags,
cutting your charcuterie,
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and making you
delicious homemade soup.
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It's tepid.
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Good. Paul's here.
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Lawyer Paul?
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Yes, I have to get my affairs in order.
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But... we already, we
already made your will.
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We-we-we did it together.
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The doctor says that within weeks,
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my heart will give out.
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Once you're staring into
the eyes of death, Amber,
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you realize what's really important:
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Rewarding those people who didn't...
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Disappoint you in life.
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Fetch me my ham.
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- Paul?
- Amber.
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You look very nice.
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Paul, please, um,
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you have to tell me, what did she do?
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Look, no matter how
much sympathy I have
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for your situation, I legally can't say.
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It-it's a confidential matter,
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and I could lose my license if I
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- please.
- Norma's cut you out of the will.
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- She what?
- God.
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Sorry, that was, like, involuntary.
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I'm a, I'm a people pleaser,
and I, and I... That's my problem.
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But please, don't tell
her that I told you that.
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She can't.
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She... i-i-I've taken care of her
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when she's been sick this whole time,
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and my sisters have
gone off and lived their life.
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And I've been here.
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I deserve this! I earned this!
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How could she be so cruel?
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No, not your sisters.
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They're, they're not
getting anything either.
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Well, then, who's getting the fortune?
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My mom doesn't have any friends.
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She calls charity
"organized malingering."
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No, Amber. No. I-I-I-I can't
tell you, legally, morally.
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The-the-the trust that is a
bedrock of my profession forbids me
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please.
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A woman named Felicity price.
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Shit.
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Um... She gets the house,
the money, the royalties.
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I'm not to make contact
until after Norma dies.
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She doesn't want to be disappointed.
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And now I'm getting in
the car before you can
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ask me anything else. Sorry.
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Who the fuck is Felicity price?
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Holy butt-munch.
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Felicity price?
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Hi, I'm Amber.
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And I think we may be...
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Yeah.
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This is a lot to process.
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- I mean, I-I never knew.
- Thank you.
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How did you find out?
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Well, um, I was at a gallery show,
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asking about a piece
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that I just loved when I,
saw your artist's photo.
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And I just... I almost passed out.
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Wow. Just wow.
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It's... cool look.
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I took that before I moved out here.
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Off the grid.
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If you ask anyone in the art world
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who Felicity price is,
that's who they will describe.
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And I don't even recognize
that person anymore.
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I, um
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I've been completely
isolated for about a year now.
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Stripped everything
away... Fashion, style...
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To see what was left.
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Only the art can reveal the artist, right?
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Totally.
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I'm also an artist.
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I, um, I make polymer Clay figurines,
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um, and I've been
featured three times on etsy.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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A long-lost twin.
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It's like finding a
missing piece of myself.
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It's hilarious, isn't it?
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Did you, did you grow up with our dad?
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Shit. Yeah.
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We have the same dad.
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Benny's dead.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry if
you wanted to meet him.
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If it's any consolation, he
was a complete asshole.
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He drove us drunk
straight into a light pole
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when I was 17.
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Wow. How horrible.
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What about our mom?
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Dead. Yeah, dead.
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Norma, she had this rare disease.
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All of her bones shattered inside her.
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And it was so agonizing.
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So much pain and so much screaming.
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Wow.
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Yeah. Hey!
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Um, I am actually a photographer,
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kind of, on the side,
and I could take a new,
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artist's photo, if you want,
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maybe outside with your work?
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Sure.
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That's great.
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You look really cool.
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These are fantastic.
You photograph so well.
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Do you have a cell?
I-I can text them to you.
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No, but, um, I check my email
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at the public library every couple of days.
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- I can write it down for you.
- Wow, yeah. That'd be great.
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Amber, are you feeling okay?
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My mother's dying, Paul.
How do you think I'm doing?
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Mom? Mom?
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You...
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You look like that little
fat plumber in the movies.
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Mario wears red overalls.
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You knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
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It's okay.
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You can go now.
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I'm ready.
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Felicity, exclamation point.
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I've been thinking, period.
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You showed me your home, period.
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I ought to show you mine, period.
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Are you free next Friday, question Mark.
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Heart emoji.
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- You're late.
- I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky.
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My sisters are inside. You
can just drop it with them.
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You can leave the key inside.
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Nobody comes out here.
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So, I got this weird
email from this lawyer guy
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who says our mom
died and there's a will.
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But you said our mom already
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what in the living fuck?
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I thought you'd be flattered.
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You got to be kidding me. This is...
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This is ridiculous. Wh-wh-what is this?
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You have everything I want.
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Everything I deserve.
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What is happening?
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Hi, sisters. I'm
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I know you all didn't love mom,
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but, but she was my world
an-an-and, and I loved her,
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and, and I can't go on without her.
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So, I've come to the bluff to jump.
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So when you see my body
at the-the bottom of the bluff
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by our house, that's me.
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I'm sorry.
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No.
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No! No, no, no! No! No!
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No! No!
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No. You're supposed to be me.
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They're all going to
know that you're not me.
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Well, how am I supposed to fake this?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Why is nothing ever easy?
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Holy butt-munch.
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I'm Felicity price.
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I'm Felicity price.
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I'm Felicity... price.
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Amber.
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Paul Fletcher?
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You emailed me about an inheritance.
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I'm Felicity price.
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Gosh, man.
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Tell you something, cookie.
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It's cookie, right?
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I tell you, you know, I've been driving by
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these parking lots every
day of my life, right there.
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Yeah. You stop and,
you sit in one, all day long,
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and you get a whole other
perspective, you know?
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Just the sheer life on display.
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Yeah, secrets in every glove box.
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I mean, motel matchbooks, baby shoes.
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The unobserved pageant of the ordinary.
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I mean, the tales these
cars could tell, yeah?
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Hey, how's that book?
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Very second wave.
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Yeah.
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Charlie Cale!
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Beatrix hasp says hello!
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Shit!
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Well, that's what I'm
saying. Late stage capitalism
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is turning us all into zombies.
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That's why we have to unionize.
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I'm sorry, a-are you saying I'm a zombie?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm a mummy, so.
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I don't know.
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Here they come. Ready?
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Shit!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Hey, pick up the picking pace, please.
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Gotcha. Sorry. Yeah.
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I-I just, taking in the rich pageant of...
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that.
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You. Hey! Hey, you.
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We know this girl's
working here. You seen her?
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She quit yesterday.
Couldn't take the heat.
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Shit. She say where she was going?
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Nope. Sorry.
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Shit.
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Hi, thank you.
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Yeah. Picking pace.
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Pick it up, pronto.
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Yeah, no problem. Apples all day.
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Can I ask you who you're hiding from?
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I'm not.
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Well, you know how it is.
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You cross the wrong, crime boss or five.
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But it's a long story. You
don't need to hear this.
267
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,440
- No, not really, no.
- Yeah.
268
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,126
- Are you alright?
- Me? Yeah.
269
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,650
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- Okay.
270
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,096
It's just like, that uncanny thing
271
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,566
where it's like, you know,
272
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,766
you've seen somebody before,
273
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:57,430
like, you grew up with
them or something.
274
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,466
When you were little, did you ever watch
275
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,530
a show called "kid cop: Nights"?
276
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,046
- No way.
- Yeah.
277
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,886
- "Excuse me, - nights" over here!
- No, no, no, stop that!
278
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:15,716
- Stop.
- My god.
279
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,586
- Please. I'm so sorry.
- My g...
280
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,226
- Wait, what?
- Did you... I knew it.
281
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,196
- Well, can we just let it go?
- I knew it the second I saw you.
282
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,556
- Come on. I can't.
- Holy shit.
283
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,940
I went in too deep, chief.
284
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,756
I don't know where I start
285
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:54,186
and crystal the drug mule ends.
286
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:57,480
Butt-munch.
287
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,790
Pew-eee.
288
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,296
Delia, no offense, man,
but that is some bad acting.
289
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,536
None taken. That-that's not me.
290
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,876
That's Amber, my sister,
291
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,906
or "hamber" as we like to call her.
292
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,506
Get out. So, you're an identical twin?
293
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:14,630
No, no, no.
294
00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:18,276
Clone, two, three, four.
295
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,346
What do you call that? "Freaky"?
296
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,516
Quadruplets. We all played kid cop.
297
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,816
It's the only way you can
make 23 episodes a year
298
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,556
when you decide to set a kids' show
299
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,986
shot entirely at night.
300
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,086
Gosh. Boy.
301
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:30,680
Man, that sounds like
a fun childhood, right?
302
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,160
Could have been.
303
00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:40,100
If it wasn't for Norma.
304
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,376
It's like a stage mommy type.
305
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,306
Norma pitted us against each other
306
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,030
every chance she got.
307
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,340
I don't think we ever really recovered.
308
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,186
She gave me my first
drink, my second drink,
309
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,810
and my fifteenth...
310
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:59,150
To settle my nerves on set.
311
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:04,160
I went to five rehabs before.
312
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,490
I realized I had to cut her
out of my life to get sober.
313
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,200
Damn.
314
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,336
Yeah, this show ran
forever. I'm doing the math.
315
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,276
Why are you picking apples for a living?
316
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,900
Norma took every cent.
317
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,180
If I had a tenth of what I
made back then, I could...
318
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:23,516
Buy the old man out
of his apple operation
319
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,580
when he retires, and I
could be my own boss.
320
00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,286
Every man's dream.
321
00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,550
What's yours?
322
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,310
Well, not getting shot.
323
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,926
Come on. It's got to be more than that.
324
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:38,366
Introspection, it just makes me queasy.
325
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,860
I, tumble up...
326
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,766
What I would love, me personally,
327
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,706
the one where kid cop faces
off against the zodiac killer.
328
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,706
Come on, you know
it's a classic. Come on.
329
00:23:48,730 --> 00:23:50,406
- Alright.
- Yes.
330
00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:54,700
Yeah.
331
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,056
Good, good apple.
332
00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,796
Hiya, partner. How you doing?
333
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,820
- Norma died.
- What?
334
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,466
Shit. I'm sorry. I think.
335
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:17,066
- How are you doing?
- Funeral's tomorrow.
336
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,006
I asked if I could borrow a truck,
337
00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:20,406
but the old man can't spare one.
338
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:22,476
It's going to take at least
a day to get there by bus.
339
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,836
I'm not going to make it.
340
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,776
Are you sure you really
want to go to the funeral?
341
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,046
Well, it's the only chance
I can get my money back,
342
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:31,016
but... and I'm sure
Norma gave it all to Amber.
343
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,716
Maybe I can talk her
into sharing it with us.
344
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:35,056
No, no. Hey, it's
okay. I'll... i-I'll drive.
345
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,816
Well, he is not going to hold your job.
346
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,756
No.
347
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:40,686
I'm going to lose my pension. Come on.
348
00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:42,280
Shit, man, I'm sorry.
349
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,530
Alright, so listen.
350
00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:01,346
Just, like, get in, get out, get the cash,
351
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:02,800
buy the orchard. Presto.
352
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,040
Good luck, buddy.
353
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:12,910
Do you, um, do you want
to come in for a minute?
354
00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:16,356
I mean, will your sisters
355
00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:17,696
really want to have me at the wake?
356
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,960
Trust me, nobody in there is mourning.
357
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,920
Please?
358
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,406
Well, I am a little curious
359
00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:27,700
to see all four kid cops in action.
360
00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:30,406
Leave the keys in the car.
361
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,800
Nobody ever comes here.
362
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:33,970
Alright, boss.
363
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,240
Fuck it.
364
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,830
Four kid cops.
365
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:42,250
- Wow-wee. Boy.
- Yeah.
366
00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:44,886
Hello?
367
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,756
Whoa, "kid cop" money?
368
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,050
- Shit.
- Hello?
369
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,520
Bebe?
370
00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:55,450
- Hello.
- Good day.
371
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,560
Cece?
372
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,790
In here!
373
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:03,736
De-de.
374
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,360
This is not going to
get confusing at all. Hi.
375
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:08,346
No, thank you.
376
00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:10,346
Right. Yeah.
377
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,476
I forgot.
378
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,746
You're boring now.
379
00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:15,516
Okay, everyone, this
is Charlie from work.
380
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,786
She gave me a ride.
381
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,950
Hey, I'm, I'm really sorry for your loss.
382
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,280
Okay. Charlie, this is bebe. She's a dj.
383
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:29,496
Yeah, I noticed. Hey, cool cans. Hey.
384
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,266
And this is Cece, she's a teacher.
385
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,490
Associate professor of
comparative literature.
386
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,806
Whoa, how'd you get French?
387
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,706
Cece took a year of
post-grad in Quebec city,
388
00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,746
and now she can't get over it.
389
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:45,146
What bebe does not
understand is that one adopts
390
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,216
the accent of one's peer group.
391
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,816
This is where dede
sounds like she grew up
392
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,616
on a trawler ship.
393
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,740
Okay.
394
00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:54,686
Have you guys seen the will?
395
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,456
I assume that's why we're all here.
396
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,610
Norma's lawyer's on the way.
397
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,126
We all know who's getting everything.
398
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,826
The best we can hope for is that
399
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,250
Amber throws us a crumb.
400
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,436
Well, then where is Amber?
401
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,766
Amber took a walk
402
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,060
to process her new life as an orphan.
403
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,136
She... she's been really bonkers lately.
404
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,160
Even for hamber.
405
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,340
You will love this.
406
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,116
- Hi.
- That's Amber?
407
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,676
And she's been
blowing up the group chat
408
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,900
for weeks with this craziness.
409
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:20,486
Look at that nose ring.
410
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,656
It's just a cry for attention.
411
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,656
Gosh. I mean, I... doesn't that mean
412
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,356
she might just need help or something?
413
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:27,586
Merde, non.
414
00:27:27,610 --> 00:27:28,856
Merde?
415
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,026
Geez.
416
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,626
Hamber just sent another video.
417
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,890
I cannot take hamber right now.
418
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,460
Wow.
419
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,836
Gosh.
420
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:39,706
Boy, boy.
421
00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:42,470
You guys were really
hot stuff for a minute?
422
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,546
What's this big boy for?
423
00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:46,576
Pointy.
424
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,516
That's the Latvian critic award
425
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,480
for best inter-generational kiss.
426
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,840
We won it five times in a row.
427
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,786
I'm sorry.
428
00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:01,126
So, favorite co-star?
429
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:04,190
Joseph Gordon-levitt. Kid cop's first love.
430
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,826
No. Tamara dobson.
431
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:09,566
She played the ghost of our paternal
432
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:12,836
"great-great-grandmother
civil war Christmas."
433
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,076
I forgot that it was so metaphysical.
434
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,836
It's ahead of its time, really.
435
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,460
Well, season nine took place entirely
436
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:19,776
in the mind of a coma patient
437
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,876
that kid cop's evil twin shot in the neck.
438
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:25,216
That was a beautiful season
in a coma. It's gorgeous.
439
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,010
My gosh! Hamber on the bluff.
440
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,220
Amber...
441
00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:46,220
- Holy mole.
- Yeah.
442
00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:58,116
- Did Amber know about this?
- Who is "Felicity price"?
443
00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:00,716
And how was Norma
making that much in royalties?
444
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,016
Yes. Amber knew about the will.
445
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,586
Felicity price is your secret fifth sister.
446
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,186
"Kid cop" is huge in Indonesia.
447
00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:09,526
Paul, heh, our mom just died.
448
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:11,126
Amber just jumped off a bluff,
449
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,726
and now there's a secret sister
450
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,190
that's getting our inheritance!
451
00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,806
Gee, it's... yeah, it's a lot
when you say it all together
452
00:29:18,830 --> 00:29:20,536
like that.
453
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,160
I'm sorry, that's probably her now.
454
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,310
Thanks for coming.
455
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,540
Can't find this missing foot.
456
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,926
Lady Diana here, she
got the best nose in the biz.
457
00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:40,986
She'll find it.
458
00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:42,456
Wait, I... sorry.
459
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,750
You couldn't find the foot?
460
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,626
What could have happened to it?
461
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,320
On a public beach?
462
00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:49,290
Anything.
463
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,536
This is fucked.
464
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,476
I mean, long-lost twins.
465
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,836
It sounded so funny.
466
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,876
I... it's like discovering
a piece of myself,
467
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,946
pieces of myself.
468
00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,710
Another one.
469
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,416
Man, they got to stop feeding
these girls after midnight.
470
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,846
I'm a mixed media artist.
471
00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:09,116
- I work out of Vermont.
- Bullshit.
472
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,486
I-I grew up on the run
with our father, Benny.
473
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:13,756
No, you didn't.
474
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:17,326
He was a, a gambler, died in a car crash
475
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:18,726
when I was 17.
476
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,126
I was with him in the car.
477
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:22,766
What are you going to do
with our money, Felicity?
478
00:30:22,790 --> 00:30:24,166
What my sister means is,
479
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,906
we understand that this must feel like
480
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:27,336
a crazy windfall for you.
481
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,336
- But...
- Yeah.
482
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,236
We earned that money
from our TV show.
483
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,806
Norma stole it from
us when we were kids.
484
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,206
She treated us like trash.
485
00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:34,670
Especially Amber.
486
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,176
Ooh, I wish I'd have
taken her more seriously.
487
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,900
- You do?
- Well,
488
00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:42,016
she was a hard person to take seriously.
489
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,916
We could have tried, though,
490
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,020
even with her hammy acting.
491
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,356
- Merde!
- Hamber.
492
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:51,026
But I thought she won a, a
people's choice award in '03.
493
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:53,596
- A weak year.
- It was a weak year.
494
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,536
And she kept trying to
make "butt-munch" happen
495
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,160
as a catchphrase.
496
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:59,536
Like, read the room.
497
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,636
Vaguely homophobic.
498
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,306
How?
499
00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:05,576
And then, after the show,
she just lived a tragic,
500
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,076
pathetic life.
501
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:07,976
Groveling to mom.
502
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,046
Dressed like a dust bowl okie.
503
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:14,146
And begging us to, like,
post her sad etsy sculptures.
504
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:17,416
And the spangles. My gosh.
505
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,886
The spangles.
506
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,986
She would put spangles
on a holocaust memorial.
507
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,950
They bring visual interest...
508
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,250
To the ones I've seen, incidentally.
509
00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:32,060
To answer your question,
I'm taking the money...
510
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,160
All of it.
511
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,906
I grew up never knowing a mother's love.
512
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,500
This is my reward.
513
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,176
- But we're sisters.
- This is very unfair.
514
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,616
We never knew a mother's love either.
515
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,580
Okay. I think I'll take a
quick gander at that buffet.
516
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,820
If you don't share that money, we'll sue.
517
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,680
Right, Paul? We can do that, right?
518
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,596
Any heir can contest a will.
519
00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:00,420
Now, see, I, I thought this might happen.
520
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,720
Give me just a second.
521
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:07,330
Present for ya.
522
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,946
If you don't file a lawsuit,
523
00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:19,980
I'll give each of you $150,000.
524
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:26,886
If we fight this, what
are the chances we win?
525
00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,980
Yes, what are the chances?
526
00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:30,556
Not high.
527
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,190
Norma was of sound mind
when she drew up her will.
528
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:34,766
That is correct.
529
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,720
Bebe, no. If we, if we stick together
530
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:41,976
dede, just take the money.
531
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,476
It's not worth the fight.
532
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,570
Fuck you!
533
00:32:45,070 --> 00:32:47,210
I'm not having my money stolen twice.
534
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,046
Well, two out of three isn't bad.
535
00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:55,316
It-it might be.
536
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,340
If Delia files a suit,
537
00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:57,886
it'll hold up the estate for years,
538
00:32:57,910 --> 00:32:59,486
and nobody can get anything out of it.
539
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:00,786
My gosh.
540
00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,510
Merde.
541
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,050
Delia!
542
00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:14,706
Delia, look, I know this isn't going
543
00:33:14,730 --> 00:33:16,376
exactly the way you
planned, but if you just
544
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,740
you cannot understand
how painful this is!
545
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,316
Norma was a monster.
She, she killed Amber.
546
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,346
She-she may not have
pushed her off that cliff,
547
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:28,840
but she whittled my sister
down to a compliant little nub.
548
00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:32,810
And all that's left is the money
that Norma stole from us.
549
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:34,556
I won't let you take it.
550
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,120
I know the pain.
551
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,896
Years of it.
552
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,526
I've been hurt terribly...
553
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:43,266
Tell my friend that I will
be back with her car soon.
554
00:33:43,290 --> 00:33:45,636
I have to clear my head.
555
00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:10,226
Fucking fine then. Give
me the fucking forms.
556
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,550
I'll fucking sign.
557
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,530
That's a lot of fucks, dede.
558
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:22,460
Okay. So, when can we get the money?
559
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,940
- Delia?
- Shit.
560
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,280
Hey, Delia.
561
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,110
Delia.
562
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:42,856
Heyo. Hi. Good.
563
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,396
I thought I saw you come in here.
564
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:46,266
You got to check out the buffet.
565
00:34:46,290 --> 00:34:48,796
You know what? The old
man should hire this guy
566
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,050
for the retirement party.
567
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,236
Yeah. Old man, yes. Thank you.
568
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,200
What's going on?
You going somewhere?
569
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Cold.
570
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,246
Okay.
571
00:35:01,270 --> 00:35:04,816
Cold. So, what exactly do you want?
572
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,456
Well, look, it's no big deal,
573
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,356
but at least, like, 60%
of what your secret sister
574
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:13,450
out there is saying
is, like, total bullshit.
575
00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:16,420
How could you know that?
576
00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:18,096
Well, just now when
you said you were cold,
577
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,390
that was a lie, right?
578
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,160
Maybe. Yes.
579
00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:25,136
Yeah. Well, anyway, I got this thing.
580
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,166
I can just, tell when someone's lying.
581
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,936
It's kind of a thing I do.
582
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,576
This will be fun. Okay.
583
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,806
Tell me a fact about yourself.
584
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,830
But don't dig too deep.
585
00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:37,146
You're freaking me out.
586
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,910
True. Let's up the ante.
587
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,216
Why don't you grab one
of these, spangly buddies
588
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,986
from the peanut gallery.
589
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:47,210
And I'll turn my back, and
you tell me what you have.
590
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,560
- Squirrel.
- Bullshit.
591
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,136
- Elephant.
- Bullshit.
592
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,060
- Hammer.
-. True.
593
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,736
Although not technically
a spangly buddy, actually.
594
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,360
So, kind of a weird move.
Anyway, you see my point.
595
00:36:07,470 --> 00:36:09,916
- Believe me now?
- Um, how exactly does it work?
596
00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:13,016
Well, I'm not exactly sure,
but it's not really the point.
597
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,456
Okay. What we got to do
is talk to your mom's lawyer.
598
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,356
I mean, surely, he ran some kind of
599
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,950
a background check when
he found this chick, you know?
600
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:23,210
Well, I mean, even if Felicity's lying,
601
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,790
it doesn't change Norma's will.
602
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:27,590
Well, it does, if she committed fraud.
603
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,166
Hang in there, okay?
604
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,636
Whoever the hell this Anastasia,
605
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,436
dirty, rotten scoundrel, Felicity,
606
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,476
whatever the hell her
name is, it's going to be okay.
607
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,376
Alright? We're going to figure this out.
608
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,676
- Fuck yeah.
- Fuck yeah!
609
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,580
Hey.
610
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,650
Hi.
611
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,326
Norma's lawyer.
612
00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:01,066
Gosh, that must have
been a hell of a gig.
613
00:37:01,090 --> 00:37:04,090
Um, Paul Fletcher. Who are you?
614
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:07,136
I'm... I... nobody. Yeah, I just,
615
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,706
Delia's apple dumpling gang...
616
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:13,776
So, this, long-lost sister
you dug up, Felicity price.
617
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,600
Is-is she really a mixed
media visual artist?
618
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,816
Are you asking if she's a, a real artist?
619
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,440
I'm-I'm not sure I'm
qualified to assess that.
620
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,916
I did take an intro to art history course
621
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,186
during my semester at sea,
622
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,526
but the professor was not very engaging.
623
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,720
That's too bad. No, no, no. I
624
00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:34,966
look, we just want to know
if she is who she says she is.
625
00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:37,436
I see. Yes, she-she is.
626
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:40,660
Here's her... Here's her art.
627
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,340
Alright. That's her.
628
00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:50,270
Okay, you got celebrities. Cool.
629
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:52,946
Boy. Sandwiches. Okay.
630
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:55,016
It's hell a eclectic. But,
yeah, I guess that's art.
631
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,656
Hey, what about the, the backstory,
632
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,456
raised on the run by
gambling addicts and so on.
633
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,796
Does that really check out?
634
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,356
Yes. Her father had the,
635
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:06,080
shady creditors of a, a gambling addict.
636
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:08,666
And he died in a car
crash, just as Felicity said.
637
00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:12,066
Gosh... And was she really in the car
638
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,006
with him when that happened?
639
00:38:13,030 --> 00:38:15,506
Yeah, I-I looked up
the, the hospital records.
640
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:17,306
What-what is this all in aid of?
641
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,546
Well, here's the thing, Paul the lawyer,
642
00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:20,506
when you say something
about Felicity, it's true.
643
00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:23,746
But when Felicity says
the same thing, it's bullshit.
644
00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,846
So, "I'm a mixed media artist." Bullshit.
645
00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:29,570
"My father was a gambler.
He died in a car crash." True.
646
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,426
"I was in the car with him
when he died." Bullshit.
647
00:38:32,450 --> 00:38:34,486
It seems like she only lies
648
00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:36,326
when she's talking about
herself or something.
649
00:38:36,350 --> 00:38:37,756
But, but Paul proved all of that,
650
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,950
so maybe your-your
truth thing is just broken.
651
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:55,746
So, you all play the same kid?
652
00:38:55,770 --> 00:38:56,946
Yes. And?
653
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:58,486
And, think about it.
654
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:01,756
So, the lies, the wildly wavering accent.
655
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:03,716
Really? I hadn't picked up on that.
656
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,656
Sweetheart, Felicity's acting
657
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,186
is second only to hamber's
"crystal the drug mule."
658
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:10,026
And god rest her soul, but
659
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:12,026
well, this is getting a little crazy.
660
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,596
Yes. Stay with me here.
661
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:16,866
So, what if this Felicity
price is some sort of a,
662
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,360
I don't know, a... an impostor?
663
00:39:19,730 --> 00:39:22,776
You know, another, another one.
664
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,206
So, it's not, quintuplets, it's a
665
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,476
what-what do you call that?
666
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,516
- Sextuplets?
- Sixtuplets.
667
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,446
- Sextuplets.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
668
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,146
- No, no, sextuplets.
- Yeah. Six.
669
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,216
- Sex.
- Yeah.
670
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,216
'Cause there's six of 'em, right?
671
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,316
- No.
- Yeah.
672
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,370
- So, there's six.
- Sex.
673
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,216
- No, that's why you call it six.
- It's sex.
674
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,940
- It's six, six, six...
- Sex, sex...
675
00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:42,926
- It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex.
- It's Latin.
676
00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:45,166
Dude, I'm just fucking
with you. Come on.
677
00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:47,426
Sexytuplets. Saucy, okay?
678
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:49,990
And number sex is
pretending to be number five.
679
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,700
Well, is she fucking right or not?
680
00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:56,770
Th-there's only one secret sister.
681
00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:58,546
Norma registered five births.
682
00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:02,016
Amber, bebe, Cece, Delia, and Felicity.
683
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,916
I-I've seen the documents myself.
684
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:04,746
God, I'm starving.
685
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,486
Delia, I know this is hard to accept...
686
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,480
"Nights."
687
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,456
- There's no legal...
- thank you so much.
688
00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:20,760
Well, that's that then.
689
00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:23,290
- No, no. Hey, new attack...
- What?
690
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,366
Confront the punk.
691
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:26,420
Fuck, come on.
692
00:40:26,530 --> 00:40:28,236
Whoa. Givin' up that easy?
693
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,406
That doesn't seem like you.
694
00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:31,636
Yeah, I mean, no, I mean, fuck it.
695
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,406
- I'll go.
- Hey, dummy.
696
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:35,730
Bullshit detective, remember?
697
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:38,386
Right, you have to do it.
698
00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:40,616
Yeah. Don't worry
699
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,756
'cause I actually have conducted, like,
700
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:44,816
a shocking number of
these ad-hoc interrogations.
701
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,556
So, the first line out of Felicity
702
00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,426
and then, boom, I'll
just crack her wide open.
703
00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:51,496
Good. Um... Go get 'em, tiger.
704
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,520
Okay.
705
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,146
Hey, one more thing. You think we
can get some of these Turkey legs to go?
706
00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:08,316
I don't see why not.
707
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,476
Um, I left your keys in the car.
708
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,946
Yeah, I remember. Appreciate it, though.
709
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,570
Yeah, I did prefer the other beanie.
710
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,140
What?
711
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,976
Hi there, Felicity price.
712
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,240
What in the hell are you doing in here?
713
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,840
Why are you lying about who you are?
714
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,446
- I'm what?
- Well, I mean,
715
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:48,240
everyone gilds the Lily, but you?
716
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:52,326
Every sentence out of
your mouth is a porker.
717
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:54,156
It's makin' my ears ring.
718
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,226
Just what gives?
719
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,556
I-I don't know what you mean.
720
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:59,680
Okay. Well, I mean,
y-you're lying about being
721
00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:01,566
in that car when your father died.
722
00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:03,636
- I am not.
- There you go again.
723
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:05,036
You're also fibbing about
growing up on the run.
724
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,106
Well, we weren't on the run all the time,
725
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,976
obviously, but... okay,
and-and-and you're not
726
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,806
a mixed media visual artist
727
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,676
from rural Vermont,
whatever your bio says.
728
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,676
So, you're, obviously...
y-y-you're scamming
729
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,500
these sisters out of their inheritance
730
00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,046
one lie at a time.
731
00:42:21,070 --> 00:42:22,616
So, who are you?
732
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,316
I am Felicity price.
733
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,540
Nope. Try again.
734
00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:27,856
- I am.
- Bullshit.
735
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,256
God, it's so obvious you're
not who you say you are.
736
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,826
I mean, the accent alone,
737
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,996
it's like, dinner theater blanche Dubois.
738
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:38,266
I-I-If I called one of
Felicity's friends right now,
739
00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:40,160
would they even recognize you?
740
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,870
Give it up, lady. You cannot lie to me.
741
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:49,070
I mean. Well, I suppose...
742
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,080
Fine.
743
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,910
You're right.
744
00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:02,020
Felicity price is, an invention.
745
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,750
A... reaction to the cruelty I've suffered.
746
00:43:08,190 --> 00:43:09,960
The years of abuse.
747
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,666
Do you know what it takes
to become a real artist?
748
00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:15,436
Gosh, I don't know.
749
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,906
I guess, big financial safety net.
750
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:20,146
Maybe some family
connections to the art world.
751
00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:22,670
Pain and sacrifice.
752
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:29,210
You must kill the old
you to birth the new you.
753
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,850
Reinvent everything.
754
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:36,726
Your accent, your image,
755
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,350
your entire personality, if you must.
756
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:43,790
Every moment of every day.
757
00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:49,270
Felicity price is who I
was supposed to be.
758
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,676
Proof of the passion and creativity
759
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:56,276
that was smothered out of me.
760
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,740
But no longer.
761
00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,240
Now.
762
00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:04,186
I am Felicity price.
763
00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,880
She is me.
764
00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:08,940
You call it a lie.
765
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:12,020
I call it my truth.
766
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,590
Okey-smokes, man.
767
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:18,060
That's true.
768
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:23,136
Excruciatingly pretentious, but, true.
769
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Get out.
770
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,800
Alright. Hey, I'm sorry for overstepping.
771
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,916
So is there any shot that,
772
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,516
you could consider channeling some
773
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,786
of that artistic empathy
towards your sister Delia?
774
00:44:34,810 --> 00:44:36,980
I mean, she's just...
she's been through a lot.
775
00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,710
Please leave.
776
00:44:45,890 --> 00:44:47,260
Sorry.
777
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:52,736
Holy butt-munch!
778
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,060
Rest in spangled power, Amber.
779
00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,170
We love you.
780
00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,710
Great. There you are.
781
00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:10,670
Hey, hey, buddy. I-I'm sorry, but i-i,
782
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,826
you know, I did that
whole lie detector routine
783
00:45:12,850 --> 00:45:14,056
on Felicity, just like we planned,
784
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,826
and I'm sorry to say, but I just
785
00:45:15,850 --> 00:45:17,456
I don't think she's an imposter.
786
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,380
Imposter syndrome maybe.
787
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,750
What the fuck are you talking about?
788
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,506
Alright. If you were
just, like, tooling around
789
00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:32,706
the neighborhood for two
hours, like some angsty teen,
790
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,806
then who was I even gabbing to?
791
00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:37,446
I-I mean, are you even you?
792
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,410
I'm me, Delia.
793
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,110
We met at an apple orchard.
794
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,486
Charlie.
795
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,480
Alright. I, I see it.
796
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,626
I don't understand why any of my sisters
797
00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:51,126
would pretend to be me.
798
00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:53,226
Hey, there you are, um.
799
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,420
I wanted to get this to
you before you leave.
800
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,266
I-I'm glad you changed your mind, Delia.
801
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,390
G-Good luck.
802
00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:06,810
That's why.
803
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:12,300
Felicity offered us $150k
to not contest the will.
804
00:46:12,410 --> 00:46:14,616
I guess one of my sisters wore my coat.
805
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,456
And your beanie,
right. The different color.
806
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,756
God, I'm a moron.
807
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,356
And, signed the contract.
808
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,326
No, no, no, no. You,
you got to tear this up.
809
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,920
We can prove that's not your signature.
810
00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:27,326
Charlie, I have been staring
811
00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:29,166
at that drinks table
ever since we got here
812
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:31,166
trying to remember why it's not
813
00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:33,490
a fantastic idea to get wasted.
814
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:36,200
Whoever did this had it right.
815
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:38,546
Take the money and run.
816
00:46:38,570 --> 00:46:40,576
I mean, you can't even
buy a whole orchard
817
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,276
for $150k, i-I'd assume.
818
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:46,000
I am financially illiterate. It
does keep me up at night.
819
00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:48,816
Money is replaceable.
I pick peace of mind.
820
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,816
Well, you know what? Sorry, buddy,
821
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,786
but, fuck it, I'd love
for you to have both.
822
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,586
Hey, lady Diana.
823
00:46:54,610 --> 00:46:55,910
- Lady Diana.
- Hey. Whoa.
824
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:57,896
- Lady Diana. Come here.
- Hey, hey, mine.
825
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,866
Come here. Wrong leg, baby girl.
826
00:46:59,890 --> 00:47:01,890
Alright, we're gonna get
'em next time. I promise.
827
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,196
Sorry.
828
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,436
No, it's, lady di's now.
829
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,706
Okay.
830
00:47:06,730 --> 00:47:08,506
Hey, how's that going?
831
00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:09,776
You still can't find that missing foot?
832
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,176
God. Who would take Amber's foot?
833
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,876
The wild boars, passing
hobos riding the rails, seagulls.
834
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,316
You can't expect a
human foot to just stay
835
00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:18,616
on the beach and no
one take it nowhere.
836
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,716
I don't know. It seems a
humble enough expectation.
837
00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,140
And that's not even the worst part.
838
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:26,056
Well, okay. Sh-shoot.
What's the worst part?
839
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,520
I got that song stuck in
my head. Um, "footloose."
840
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,800
All day.
841
00:47:39,230 --> 00:47:42,070
Well, I did ask.
842
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:48,330
Um, goddamn it.
843
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,516
It's like the smallpox of movie plot songs.
844
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:52,616
I blame bacon.
845
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,240
Bacon.
846
00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:57,980
Bacon.
847
00:47:59,350 --> 00:48:01,056
- Hold on a second.
- What?
848
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,896
Well, portrait.
849
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,166
Kevin bacon in
"footloose." Life-sized bust.
850
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:08,636
Daniel day-Lewis circa "my left foot."
851
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,966
Right.
852
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,536
Footlong, five dollar
subway, cast in bronze,
853
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,606
and a, a marble ruler,
approximately 12 inches,
854
00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:18,800
always known as a foot.
855
00:48:19,270 --> 00:48:21,570
Is this a riddle or an aneurysm?
856
00:48:22,470 --> 00:48:25,446
All of Felicity price's
artwork is foot-related.
857
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:25,991
And?
858
00:48:26,015 --> 00:48:30,286
And, and Amber's dead
body is missing a foot.
859
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:34,050
So that means I... Don't know why.
860
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,150
Geez. Synchronicity?
861
00:48:41,090 --> 00:48:43,436
No fucking way.
862
00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:52,106
I always say that art reveals the artist.
863
00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:58,210
Faux-licity.
864
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,840
I figured you out.
865
00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:05,286
Before Amber saw Norma's new will,
866
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:06,856
she was coping just fine
867
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,696
with her mother's illness, right?
868
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,656
That's true. She was,
she was very strong.
869
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,626
Yes. But then, Norma
names Felicity price
870
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:15,496
as the new heir of
the "kid cop" gazillions.
871
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,536
And, well, Amber begins to transform.
872
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,206
New hairdo, weird
piercings, starting to dress
873
00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:24,206
like some kind of a cartoon plumber.
874
00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:25,646
Excusez-moi.
875
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:26,646
She was having a breakdown.
876
00:49:26,670 --> 00:49:29,516
Yes, but, not for the reason you think.
877
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:33,146
You see, those changes
that Norma made to the will,
878
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:37,870
well, they were causing
Amber to become homicidal,
879
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:38,826
not suicidal.
880
00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:40,856
Isn't that right, fauxlicity?
881
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,356
Well, I wouldn't know.
882
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,296
You stopped my set for this?
883
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,320
May I?
884
00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:49,436
- Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.
885
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:50,936
And I can't go on without her.
886
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,660
So, I've come to the bluff to jump.
887
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,136
- So, when you see...
- bullshit.
888
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,976
And pretty lame acting on top.
889
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,806
Suffice to say, I can tell
890
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,876
based on this video
alone that, well, she's lying.
891
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,446
Amber had no intentions of jumping.
892
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:08,186
You really shouldn't speak
ill of the dead like this.
893
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:12,186
Well, that's okay
because Amber isn't dead.
894
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,780
Felicity price is.
895
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,026
Amber's new look was a disguise.
896
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:20,326
Designed to make everyone believe
897
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,096
that the body at the
bottom of the bluff was her.
898
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,120
When, in fact, it was actually the body
899
00:50:26,230 --> 00:50:30,270
of your long-lost sister, Felicity price.
900
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:33,176
- Sacré bleu.
- My god.
901
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,276
It was a crazy-smart scheme. Boy.
902
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:41,100
But there was just that
one thing about Felicity
903
00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:43,186
that you couldn't fake, wasn't there?
904
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,386
Something that you found out about
905
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:47,080
after you murdered her.
906
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,696
Her prosthetic foot.
907
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,826
- No.
- Shut up.
908
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,196
You know, it was, really
909
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,436
some very quick thinking
what you did with the train.
910
00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:59,736
And, well, those cops,
yeah, they bought it.
911
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,236
Take off your left boot.
912
00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:03,830
That is wildly inappropriate
to ask her to do...
913
00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:21,520
Wow.
914
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:23,896
Gosh. I'm so sorry.
915
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,766
This is... Shit. I'm sorry.
916
00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:30,360
No, dude, I'm sorry... how very dare you.
917
00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:35,806
I come here to meet my
long-lost family at the wake
918
00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:37,930
of the mother I never knew.
919
00:51:38,530 --> 00:51:40,500
And how do you welcome me?
920
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:49,270
You force me to bare my disability to you.
921
00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:52,186
Are you happy now?
922
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,910
- No.
- Or is there
923
00:51:55,350 --> 00:51:58,890
more humiliation in store?
924
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:10,230
Hold on.
925
00:52:33,890 --> 00:52:35,136
Ew!
926
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,996
My god, that's so gross.
927
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,520
- No.
- Holy butt-munching shit!
928
00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,036
- Hamber?
- Hamber!
929
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:44,830
The art reveals the artist.
930
00:52:45,070 --> 00:52:46,746
The spangles. Yikes.
931
00:52:46,770 --> 00:52:49,016
You know, I'm-i'm gonna call the cops.
932
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,080
I, I did everything right.
933
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,216
Everything mom asked. It
all should have been mine.
934
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,486
Hi. Yeah.
935
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:57,216
I'd like to report a crime.
936
00:52:58,950 --> 00:53:00,356
- God, that was quick.
- Yeah.
937
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,660
I'm sorry to barge in like this.
938
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,396
We just fingerprinted the corpse's body.
939
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:06,466
That wasn't your sister,
Amber, down on those tracks.
940
00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:08,760
- It was...
- we know, Felicity price.
941
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:12,236
Wait, so that means... Did one of you...
942
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:13,466
- She did it.
- It was her.
943
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,230
She did it.
944
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:20,100
- Which one is this?
- Amber.
945
00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:23,076
Does that mean we all
have different fingerprints?
946
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:26,016
Of course. You're twins, not clones.
947
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,246
My god. Yeah.
948
00:53:28,270 --> 00:53:29,770
Oui, merde.
949
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:38,520
I wish I'd have gotten
to know her, you know?
950
00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:41,990
Yeah. Sorry.
951
00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:45,406
So, who gets all the money now?
952
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:47,836
Well, Felicity had no surviving family,
953
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:50,176
so all the "kid cop" money comes to us.
954
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,876
- Shit.
- Yeah.
955
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:52,946
Whoa.
956
00:53:52,970 --> 00:53:55,616
So, enough to buy the
orchard off the old man?
957
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,846
Well, two orchards. Thanks to you.
958
00:53:57,870 --> 00:53:59,216
Me? No.
959
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,580
Come on, I just asked a few questions.
960
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:05,610
Why don't you, um,
come in on it with me?
961
00:54:06,550 --> 00:54:07,956
We make a good team
962
00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:09,956
and if nothing else, it'll give you time
963
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,826
to figure out your dream.
964
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,090
Yeah. I don't know.
965
00:54:15,690 --> 00:54:18,190
Well, maybe I could
use a little settling down.
966
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,436
Form a little human connection and,
967
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,236
maybe get to know the
name of a few apples.
968
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,490
Don't set your bar too high.
969
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,576
Nah, I mean, you're right.
970
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,676
Shit. Like, what am I
even running from, right?
971
00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:33,310
Right.
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