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Thanks.
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Coming through.
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- Darn.
- That makes six in a row.
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You owe me another buck.
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Get you next time.
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That will be all.
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Whew. How long you been
in that Research Department now?
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Two weeks.
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You must've spent all that time
figuring out the fastest route up here.
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Think what you want.
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You know, if I hadn't caught my robe
on that drinking fountain...
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People wouldn't have shouted
"pervert" at you.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Hi, judge. Hi, Kristen.
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Hey, Bull.
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She beat you again, huh, sir?
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- What can I do for you?
- I might be late for this session.
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One of the prisoners escaped
and is on the loose.
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Is he dangerous?
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I doubt it.
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Some pervert who just tried
to take a sponge bath...
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...in one of the water fountains.
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They say he was wearing a dress too.
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- Don't worry, we'll get him.
- Yeah, good luck.
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Well, first offense.
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Time off for good behavior.
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Shouldn't be too bad.
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Hey, Harry, did you hear?
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Yeah, I heard. Some sicko in a dress tried
to rinse himself off in a drinking fountain.
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Why don't we all notify the media, huh?
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I was gonna say
the bank approved my car loan.
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Oh.
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Happy payments.
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Yeah, thanks.
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- Anybody up for some coffee?
- Oh, no, I have to go meet with a client.
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- Yeah, and I gotta...
- Have your fingerprints changed.
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That might help.
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See you guys later.
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Thanks, Mac.
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Hey, great.
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I had a side bet with him.
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Billie.
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Your Honor.
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I saw that water-fountain incident.
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But I couldn't make out his face.
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Excuse me. I'm gonna go
take an English refresher course.
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Sir, wait a minute.
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- Not another penny, Mac.
- Oh, no, sir. No, sir.
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I just want to give you this.
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It came special delivery
from the mayor's office. Heh.
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Yeah, it's an invitation.
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Well, it wasn't marked "personal"
so I opened it.
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It's pretty exciting.
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- "The Honorable Harold T..."
- "Stone."
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It's a big reception
and they want you to make a speech too.
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- Particulars, Mac?
- Eight o'clock, next Saturday.
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- Cocktails at 7, black tie.
- Thank you.
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Oh, my pleasure, sir.
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Look, Mac, do me a favor.
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Don't mention that invitation
to anyone else, all right?
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Especially...
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Please, take me with you!
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All rise.
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Criminal court, part two,
is now in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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- You may be seat...
Aah!
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That's the man!
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He did the most disgusting thing!
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He exposed himself!
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So, uh, ha, ha, ha...
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Must be a full moon out tonight, huh?
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No, I think everybody's just on edge
because that creep's still on the loose.
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We'll get him.
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Police artist made a composite based on
eyewitness descriptions and, uh...
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Better let me take that, huh?
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- So I hear congratulations are in order.
- I beg your pardon?
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Oh, come on. Don't be modest.
A speech at the mayor's, that's big stuff.
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Yes, sir,
and we are fiercely proud of you.
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And I swear, I won't do a thing
to draw attention to myself.
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- No.
- I've got a bad suit.
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I could pass for a Democrat.
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No.
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First case, Your Honor.
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People v. The Reader family.
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- Wow.
Ooh.
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Oh.
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Dad, that's the jury box, isn't it?
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Yes, son, it is.
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But there's no jury tonight,
because we are in?
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- Jenny?
- Arraignment court.
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Very good.
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Brian, can you spell arraignment?
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A-R-R-A-l...
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N.
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G, it's silent.
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What must you think of me?
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What's the charge, Mac?
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"Destruction of property,
disturbing the peace, aggravated assault."
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Assault?
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A-S-S-A-U-L-T.
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Go to your desk and take a N-A-P.
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Yes, sir.
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You must be the Readers.
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- Yes, sir. I'm Tom.
- I'm Sally.
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- I'm Brian.
- And I'm Jenny.
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Apparently,
Karen and Cubby were lost in the shuffle.
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What is the story, Mr. Prosecutor?
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Your Honor, the Readers were staying
at the Go Yankees Motel...
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...just a few blocks from here,
when the police were called...
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...by the manager,
a "Mr. Blacky Buzzlick."
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Blacky Buzzlick?
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My friends call me Lonnie.
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And for good reason, no doubt.
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Mr. Buzzlick,
would you mind approaching the bench?
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Your Honor, when the police arrived
they found...
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...that Mr. And Mrs. America here
had destroyed their rooms...
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...and were flinging the contents thereof
at Mr. Buzzlick.
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Your Honor, the Readers booked their room
months ago...
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...based on an ad
in Knuckleball Magazine.
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They had no way of knowing
it was an X-rated motel.
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It says right here,
"An oasis of adult pleasure."
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We thought that meant
a babysitting service.
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Your Honor,
while the people sympathize...
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...with the plight of Ozzy
and his brood here, the fact remains...
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...they signed an agreement
with Mr. Buzzlick...
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...and he is well within his rights
to withhold any moneys deposited.
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Hey, they pay the damages,
they're more than welcome to stay.
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I'll never go back there.
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It was awful.
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The toys were nice, though.
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Toys?
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Some items of amusement
included at no extra charge.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, people, give me some air, huh?
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Mr. And Mrs. Reader, I'm afraid
I have no choice but to find you guilty.
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Oh, that's okay, Your Honor.
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It'll just bring us closer together.
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You put your picture
on your Christmas cards, don't you?
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What's next on the hit parade, Mac?
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That's chowtime, sir.
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All right, dinner, everybody.
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Bull.
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Any luck with the von Trapp family?
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No, sir. Not yet.
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Called every agency in town,
but they don't qualify for any kind of aid.
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Is there anybody in Ohio
they can write to for money?
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No family, no friends.
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But that just...
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Brings them closer together.
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Yeah, I know.
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- Keep working on it, huh, Bull?
- Yes, sir.
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You can have half my sandwich.
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- Hey, A.J. Foyt.
- Want a rematch?
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No, I can't afford it. Come on in.
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I got the Lansing files
you wanted copies of.
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Great.
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You are doing wonders for the efficiency
of that research department.
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Thanks.
I mean, it's nice of you to notice.
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- Want some freeze-dried enchiladas?
- No, thanks. Harry...
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They're the latest thing.
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All you do is add water...
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...and, voil�, you got...
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...hot, wet garbage.
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- Hey, Harry.
- Yeah?
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Saturday, there's this kind of prom thing
to celebrate my prelaw graduating class...
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...and I thought
you might wanna go with me.
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Gee, Kristen, I would love to go...
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...but I've got a date at the mayor's
on Saturday.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe next time, huh?
Like when you graduate post-law school.
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Yeah, right. Sure, it's a date.
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Well, I gotta go now. See you later.
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Okay, tomorrow night
I'll be back in shape for a rematch.
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Sure.
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Hey, Kristen,
you wanna grab a bite to eat?
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No, thanks.
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I'm having tacos with Fritz Mondale
in the park.
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Kristen?
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Kristen. Kristen.
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Okay.
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Now it's...
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...thinner.
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- Yeah?
- Harry.
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I've just invented fiesta soup.
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Harry, I have to talk to you about Kristen.
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- What's the matter with Kristen?
- What's the matter?
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She's devastated,
that's what's the matter.
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I told her not to pop a wheelie
on a newly waxed floor.
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- She's not physically hurt.
- Well, then what's the problem?
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- You are the problem.
- Come again?
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Harry, she asked you
to go to that prom thing with her.
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And you tell her
you have to go to the mayor's.
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- I do.
- Of course you do.
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But how's she supposed to know that?
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- I told her.
- You see?
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Why are you yelling at me?
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Because...
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...I had to yell at somebody.
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Well, as long as there's a good reason.
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I'm sorry, Harry.
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It's just that that poor girl
feels so rejected right now.
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Don't tell me she's got a crush on me?
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No.
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Well, of course she likes you...
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...but you're the fifth person that she's
asked to that dance that turned her down.
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- I see.
- And they all had some imaginative excuses.
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- Such as?
- A party at the White House for Nancy.
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- Uh-huh.
- A sudden call to active duty...
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...by the National Guard.
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- Okay.
- And my personal favorite:
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Elective open-heart surgery.
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- Poor kid.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
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So when I told her
I had to go to the mayor's...
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...it sounded like a lot of...
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Bull muffins.
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I better go find her.
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Billie, would you stir that stuff for me?
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What in the hell are they smiling about?
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Take it easy, Dan.
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They're just one big happy family.
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I want your planet of origin,
and I want it now.
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Harry, ever since I was a little boy
I had a dream:
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To go to the mayor's and wear a tuxedo.
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I won't make a scene. I'll be very quiet.
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Hi.
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- Hello.
- Mind if I join you?
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No, pull up a wheelchair.
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Kristen, I really do have a date
at the mayor's on Saturday.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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What about Friday, then?
Dining with the governor?
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I can understand why you're bitter.
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No, you can't.
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You're right. I can't.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
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Look, an invitation to the mayor's.
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Now watch as I make it disappear.
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Nothing up my sleeves.
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I say the magic words:
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Dan, you want the invitation?
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I will never forget you for this.
I'm gonna name my first-born after you.
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Unless I prove to be sterile,
in which case I will buy a dog.
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I will name him Harry.
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May God follow you
the rest of your days.
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And may the angel of death not come
across your path until you're into your 80s.
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- How'd I do it?
- Very funny.
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- I thought so.
- Well, now I'm free.
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So is that invitation to the big shindig
still open?
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I'm sorry, but I don't need this.
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You don't need what?
251
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:19,003
Your sympathy.
252
00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:21,339
What are you talking about?
253
00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,499
The little gimp gets her feelings hurt...
254
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:26,271
...so you make a grand gesture
to make her feel all right.
255
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,915
I suppose that makes you feel
like a great big hero.
256
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,779
Your Honor.
You can't do that.
257
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:34,477
Now wait a minute.
258
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:37,049
Let's hear his side of it.
259
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:41,121
Harry?
260
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:45,993
Kristen, how about you and me
go somewhere else and talk about this?
261
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,630
There's nothing to talk about.
262
00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:53,801
You're right.
263
00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:55,466
What?
264
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:58,111
There's nothing to talk about.
265
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:02,139
I wouldn't go to that dance
if you were the last person on Earth.
266
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,807
Hey, you can't say that. I'm disabled.
267
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,282
You sure are.
268
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,421
Right up here.
269
00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:11,617
Dan, give me the invitation back.
270
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,955
Ha-ha-ha. No. She's kidding.
271
00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:16,790
Look at her, she's kidding.
272
00:16:16,964 --> 00:16:19,023
- Now.
- She wants to...
273
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:20,791
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
274
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:22,526
No, wait. Harry, reconsider this.
275
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:42,583
What's the matter,
never seen a wimp before?
276
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,823
Yay!
277
00:16:48,562 --> 00:16:50,291
Oh...
278
00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,829
Alabama, Jenny.
279
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,024
Montgomery.
280
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,937
- Um... Nevada.
- Reno.
281
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:05,670
Ooh.
- I mean, Carson City.
282
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:12,610
Even Richard Dawson
would hate these people.
283
00:17:13,587 --> 00:17:15,054
Hey, Bull. How'd you do?
284
00:17:15,222 --> 00:17:18,623
I hit everybody in the guards' lounge,
the cops, the DA's office.
285
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,316
And?
286
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:23,156
Fifty-two dollars and 27 cents.
287
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:26,424
- Well, that will get them to Queens.
- Well, Mr. Shannon?
288
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,261
I'm afraid it just isn't enough.
289
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:30,062
That's all right, Bull.
290
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:32,262
At least you tried.
291
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,705
And that's all that really matters,
isn't it, Mom?
292
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,507
Yes, dear.
293
00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:42,979
That's all we can do.
294
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,981
That's all any of us can do.
295
00:17:45,152 --> 00:17:49,987
Just put our nose to the grindstone,
our shoulder to the wheel, and just try.
296
00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:54,389
What difference does it make
if we're stuck here forever?
297
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:58,797
At least we're stuck together.
298
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,903
Bon voyage.
299
00:18:13,881 --> 00:18:16,475
I swear to you, Harry, it moved.
300
00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:23,246
- Can I come in?
- Sure.
301
00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:26,393
- There, it did it again.
- Billie, will you excuse us?
302
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,926
Don't go near it.
There's something's down there.
303
00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:31,997
- See you in court.
- It was the hot water, brought it to life.
304
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,827
- Right.
- Wait, wait, electricity.
305
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:37,835
You've seen those movies.
They always kill it with electricity.
306
00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:42,400
So, what can I do for you?
307
00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:46,675
- Hit me over the head with a baseball bat?
- Lf you think it will help.
308
00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:48,614
It might.
309
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,977
I just talked to Dan.
310
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:54,848
Turns out you really did have an invitation
to the mayor's.
311
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:58,924
I could've sworn I said that to someone
just a little while ago.
312
00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:00,583
You did.
313
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:09,201
I apologize for not believing in you.
314
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:11,360
Not accepted.
315
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,498
Okay.
316
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,702
Not accepted until you agree
to take people at face value.
317
00:19:18,879 --> 00:19:21,507
I've tried that before and it didn't work.
318
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,651
Well, you didn't try it with me.
319
00:19:26,487 --> 00:19:28,580
Innocent until proven guilty?
320
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,114
What else is there?
321
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,723
Initial distrust.
322
00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:34,952
Boy, that makes you wanna wake up
every morning, doesn't it?
323
00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:39,759
But you changed your mind
because you felt sorry for me, didn't you?
324
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,026
- Yeah.
- See?
325
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:44,602
But if I hadn't had other plans...
326
00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:48,104
...how do you know that I wouldn't have
wanted to go with you?
327
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:52,740
Would you have?
328
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,975
- How old are you?
- Twenty-one.
329
00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,675
Absolutely.
330
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:02,982
- Who is it?
Dan.
331
00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:05,756
- Just a minute.
Okay.
332
00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:13,893
Kristen, I really want to go to that dance
with you on Saturday.
333
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:17,328
That would be wonderful.
334
00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:19,096
Great.
335
00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:22,504
Then we won't need this invitation.
336
00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,776
- Dan?
Uh-huh.
337
00:20:29,449 --> 00:20:31,178
Have fun.
338
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:42,185
- Heh.
- Aah.
339
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:45,324
Line 1, Your Honor.
340
00:20:45,499 --> 00:20:48,093
- Oh, I can't, I'm busy.
- It's the mayor.
341
00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:54,370
Hello, Mr. Mayor?
342
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,008
Hi, yeah.
343
00:20:56,176 --> 00:20:57,507
Oh, yeah, me too.
344
00:20:57,678 --> 00:21:01,114
Yeah, thank you very much
for being so understanding. Uh-huh.
345
00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:02,771
Oh, huh?
346
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,441
No, I haven't heard
the one about the Republican...
347
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:09,487
...and the Democrat
who were stranded on the desert island, no.
348
00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:11,749
Uh-huh. Huh? Heh-heh.
349
00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:14,018
Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
350
00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:19,896
That's great.
351
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,467
Ed, you municipal nut, you.
352
00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,274
Gotta go, bye.
353
00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:34,340
Kristen?
354
00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:37,379
What do you think?
355
00:21:37,784 --> 00:21:39,479
They go with the rest of me?
356
00:21:39,653 --> 00:21:42,554
- But where...? I mean, how...?
- I've had them for a while now.
357
00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,723
Well, then why haven't you
been using them?
358
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:48,026
Ask Harry.
359
00:21:50,764 --> 00:21:52,823
A little testing, maybe?
360
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,232
Seeing if people like you
for who you really are, just to be sure?
361
00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,838
Something like that.
362
00:22:02,309 --> 00:22:03,469
They look terrific.
363
00:22:05,078 --> 00:22:07,672
And they don't make
a damn bit of difference.
364
00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:11,141
It's still me, huh?
365
00:22:11,585 --> 00:22:13,212
Lucky for me.
366
00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:19,754
Harry, I was wondering...
367
00:22:19,926 --> 00:22:23,123
Hey, where'd you get the gams?
368
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:27,091
Santa filled my Christmas stocking,
all the way up.
369
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:30,930
Ha-ha. Whoa. Great sense of humor.
Listen, I got my limousine downstairs.
370
00:22:31,104 --> 00:22:33,800
Want me to drop you guys off
on my way to His Honor's?
371
00:22:33,974 --> 00:22:36,568
- Sure, why not?
- Great, let's go.
372
00:22:36,743 --> 00:22:39,041
- That your money clip?
- Oh, yeah, thanks.
373
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,651
No.
374
00:22:47,821 --> 00:22:49,721
Hey, Dan.
375
00:22:51,325 --> 00:22:52,519
Gotcha.
376
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:57,490
You devil.
377
00:22:57,664 --> 00:23:00,132
- Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
- He had me going.
378
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,131
All right,
I'll see you guys downstairs, huh?
379
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:13,710
This is gonna be
the greatest night of my life.
380
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,711
Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
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