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- Hi, Dan.
- Women are useless.
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- Bye, Dan.
- Hey, get this.
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I've been invited to the social event
of the year...
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...the Public Transit Ball
at the mayor's mansion.
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- My date cancelled to go to a wedding.
- It happens.
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I mean, okay, it was her wedding,
but she could've postponed it for one day.
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No, listen to me.
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The point is that if I am going
to impress the people at this party...
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...l've got to be seen
with someone intelligent.
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Someone who has a grasp
of the art of conversation.
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Say...
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- I just had this silly, off-the-wall notion.
- No.
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- Please?
- No.
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Hey, guys,
you wanna gather around the bench?
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Did you know that in certain Indian tribes,
they celebrate a boy's 13th birthday...
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...by banishing him to the forest
to fend for himself for about six months?
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There's more.
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For their 18th birthday...
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...the Kalahari Bush People
get their own trees.
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Could you imagine
wrapping those suckers? Ha-ha-ha.
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I've gotta picture these big, big boxes.
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You were saying, sir?
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Does today's date mean anything
to you guys?
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Last chance. Party. Cake. Candles.
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Celebrating the day you were born.
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- Is it your birthday?
- You remembered.
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- Happy birthday, Harry.
- Happy birthday, sir.
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I thought we all might go after the session
and have a drink.
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What do you mean, "a drink"?
We are gonna do it right.
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We're gonna have a cake, candles, hats.
We are gonna pull out the stops.
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Hey, I got a great idea.
We'll make it a surprise party.
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I ruined it, didn't I?
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And the guy says,
"I don't know, but my goats are 'kidding."'
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- Ha, ha, ha.
Tell another one. Tell another one.
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Hi there.
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I couldn't help but sense you
from across the room.
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See, I mean, I have this innate instinct...
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...when it comes
to noticing intelligent women.
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I was wondering
if you would like to come with me...
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...to a party at the mayor's house.
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Oh, would I have to shave
under my arms?
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I'll get back to you on that.
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Yeah.
- No luck, eh, Dan?
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I don't understand it.
She looks so lifelike.
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Oh. Okay, guys, here it comes. Get ready.
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- Pumpkin pie?
- What's wrong with the pie?
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- We ordered cake.
- I'm out of cake.
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You're damn lucky to get the pie.
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It's either this
or stick some candles in a meat loaf.
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There's no candles.
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Party down.
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- Where's Papa Jack?
- Greece. I'm your new host, Donald.
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I'm also your waiter, your cook,
and your busboy.
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So I don't want to hear any complaints
about the service or the food.
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And I expect everybody to eat
with their utensils.
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I feel at home here.
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Guys, I want you to know
that I appreciate this.
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I don't need anything
to make my birthday special...
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...except great friends like you
to spend it with.
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- Amen.
- Hear, hear, sir.
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- So? Where are the gifts?
You dog.
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There you go, sir.
- You got him gifts?
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Of course we got him gifts. He's a judge.
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- I feel like a jerk.
- Billie, don't worry about it.
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I don't know about you,
but this is my idea of a party, you know?
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Good times, good friends.
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- Here's to you. Here's to you.
- Cheers.
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Never met you,
wouldn't have knowed you.
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- Open my gift, Your Honor.
- What do we got here, Bull?
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I donated $5 in your name
to the Orphaned Children's Hospital Fund.
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- Well, so you did.
- See, I got to thinking.
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All of us are pretty lucky to have our health
and our friends.
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But these children aren't that lucky.
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They don't have anyone
to celebrate with.
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Some of them
don't even know their real names...
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...much less the date they were born.
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For these sad, homeless children,
there are no birthdays.
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So who wants whipped cream?
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- Would you look at the time?
- Oh, it flies, doesn't it?
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- Happy birthday, Harry.
- We gotta go.
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- Hey, guys, wait.
- See you.
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We haven't finished the pie.
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Of course, I could always take it down
to the Bowery Mission.
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Just a small ray of sunshine
for all those wretched, diseased, starving...
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Good night, Bull.
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Night.
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- Happy birthday, Your Honor.
- Thanks, Bull.
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- Harry, are you gonna be all right?
- Who, me? Oh, yeah. Fine.
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I had to leave in a couple minutes anyway.
Get home.
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Maybe, uh...
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...steam out some wrinkles in my robe.
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- Okay. I'll see you tomorrow?
- See you tomorrow.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Harry, how long are you gonna sit here?
- Well, I changed my mind.
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I'm gonna have dinner,
maybe listen to a couple of tunes.
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Jukebox is busted
and the kitchen is closed.
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And I'm leaving in five minutes
so I don't miss The Love Boat.
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- Then again...
- You can't be alone on your birthday.
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- I'm fine, really.
- Harry, it's your birthday.
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You didn't have a cake.
You had an awful party.
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Now you're sitting alone
in a closed restaurant.
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You wanna take my belt away from me?
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Why don't you and I go someplace?
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- Like where?
- I don't know. It's your birthday.
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- Maybe a show. Maybe a movie. Maybe...
- Maybe?
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What does she gotta do? Go upside
your head with a shovel? Go to her place.
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- Yeah. Why not?
- Oh, I don't know.
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Well, if you don't want to...
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- I'll drive.
- Good. It'll be fun.
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I can make cocoa, we can shoot the breeze,
and we can call it a night.
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Lose the cocoa, lose the breeze,
and then you can call it something else.
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Breakfast is at 6.
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Nice building.
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There. Six boxes of litter you got...
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...and every night,
I have to hose down my living room.
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Hi, Mr. Grinsky.
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Cats are scum.
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- Nice talking to you.
Who's that, dear?
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Ah. It's just the lawyer
and her man of the week.
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"Man of the week." Is he a card or what?
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- Hey, I like this place.
- Yeah, thanks.
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It's a little noisy, a little crowded...
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...but at least it's overpriced.
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What's that?
You still got your mistletoe up?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I keep that stuff up sometimes,
you know?
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I guess I'm just a silly, Christmassy,
holly-jolly kind of person.
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It's not silly.
It's a little Freudian, maybe.
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- You mean you think I meant to keep it up?
- Maybe.
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For the right...
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...man of the week?
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Harry.
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Yeah?
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Excuse me.
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Oh.
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You've done this before.
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I never was any good at wrapping things.
You wanna know why?
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Knots. I hate knots.
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You know, I can never get them right.
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That's why they kicked me out
of Cub Scouts.
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Oh. Look at how sloppy that is.
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I guess neatness is not a prerequisite
for armed robbery, huh?
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Armed robbery?
You make it sound so illegal.
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- It is illegal.
- Not if you don't get caught.
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You could have come home
five minutes later.
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You could have been out earlier.
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- Are you telling me how to do my job?
- He's not criticizing you.
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- You're doing a fine job.
- Yeah. Then how come I got caught?
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This is no way to start a career.
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Yeah, that's right. It's my first time.
So go ahead, make fun of me.
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- Nobody is making fun of you, Mr...
- Wilson, Nick Wilson.
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- What am I saying?
- Nick.
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I might as well just leave my wallet
on the coffee table.
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- Please.
- Be careful, Harry, he's nervous.
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You're darn right I'm nervous.
You just have to sit there.
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I'm the one
that has to make all the decisions.
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I hate making decisions.
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That's why they kicked me out
of air-traffic school.
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Nick, would you put the gun down?
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Hah.
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You want me to put this gun down?
I mean, are you crazy?
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This gun keeps me in control.
I'll never put the gun down.
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All right.
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- Nick, is this your first offense?
- Mm-hm.
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- Never done anything like this before?
- Uh-uh.
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Well, then if you put the gun down
and you turn yourself in...
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...I think the court
would take that into consideration.
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What are you, a judge? Heh.
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Oh, my God, you are a judge.
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What is your story? SWAT team?
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- I'm a lawyer.
- Oh, great. Great.
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I try to take my life in a new direction,
and what happens?
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What happens?
I end up robbing a judge and a lawyer.
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Things aren't working out at all.
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You know something?
You know I'm actually hyperventilating?
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Nick, try to relax. Now, sit down.
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- Okay.
- Take a deep breath.
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Try to get your mind on something else
for a while.
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Yeah, okay. Okay.
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Oh, yeah. I see.
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- What is that?
- It's just the phone.
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- Who would be calling you at this hour?
- Yeah, who'd be calling you at this hour?
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Well, I don't know.
Maybe it's a wrong number.
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No way.
A wrong number wouldn't keep on ringing.
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Well, how do they know
it's a wrong number until you pick it up?
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Right. Then a wrong number
would keep on ringing.
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Not a wrong number.
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No, it's someone who knows you,
knows you're here...
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...expected you to answer,
and now he thinks something's wrong.
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And he'll probably be over right away.
I gotta get out of here.
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Look, I want you both to keep quiet
for at least 15 minutes.
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- You took my clock.
- Oh, right. Well, count to...
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Well, I don't know. Fifteen times 60.
Uh...
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Carry the three...
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- Nine hundred.
- Thank you.
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I was never any good at figures.
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That's why they kicked me out
of the Treasury Department.
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Are you all right?
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Oh. Yeah, physically, I'm fine.
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Emotionally, I'm throwing up.
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- We're gonna be all right.
- Well, what are we gonna do now?
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Well, let's try the phone.
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Oh, of course. The phone.
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How are we gonna try the phone
when we're tied up?
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Simple. We leap off the stool in unison,
we hop over to the phone...
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...you pick up the receiver in your teeth,
you drop it to the ground...
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...then you dial zero with your nose.
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Then we both drop to the ground,
we roll over to the receiver, and we talk.
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- Right. Let's try the window.
- Yeah, the window.
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Soon as we make the wall,
we'll shout for help.
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- Window's closed.
- Okay, the intercom.
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- I'm right with you.
- Okay.
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Hey, I pay extra for security
in this building...
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...and by God, it's gonna pay off now.
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Jake?
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It's Billie Young in 306.
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Is somebody there?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Jake, Billie Young, 306.
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Some kids broke my speaker.
You'll have to speak up.
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It's Billie Young!
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I'll see if I can get her.
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Oh-oh. Gah!
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No, Jake, I am Billie.
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I believe she's in 306.
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Jake, it's me.
I want you to call the police.
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She's not answering her intercom.
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- Never mind.
- Handy guy to have around.
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Have you gotten any more ideas?
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- Well, let's have a look.
- Okay.
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Nothing here.
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Yeah, the scissors
over on the coffee table.
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This way. That's it.
Okay. Little more. There we go.
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All right. Okay. All right.
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00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,665
- Yeah, we're here. All right. Yeah.
- Okay.
235
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,097
- Uh... If we... If I can bend over...
- Uh-huh.
236
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:42,860
- Oh, yeah.
- Wiggle a little.
237
00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:44,828
Harry, this is hardly the time.
238
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:47,269
No, what I mean is,
if we can get turned around...
239
00:14:47,441 --> 00:14:49,932
...maybe I can reach it with my hands.
- Oh. Okay.
240
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,134
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
241
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:57,851
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah.
Oh. Oh!
242
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,351
- Oh.
- Oh.
243
00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:02,716
Now what?
244
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:06,417
- Could you move over to the left a little?
- Oh, yeah.
245
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:07,788
Aah! Oh.
246
00:15:07,962 --> 00:15:12,831
- There's something digging into my back.
- I think it's the remote control for the TV.
247
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,662
I didn't know
chiropractors did this sort of thing.
248
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:19,465
Oh, yes, Miss Larue.
And we're not finished yet.
249
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:24,873
Call me Gwendolyn.
Gwendolyn, what are you doing?
250
00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,706
What does it look like?
251
00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:34,983
- I didn't know you had cable.
Oh, Neil. Oh.
252
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:39,055
- Oops.
- Ahh...
253
00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:41,524
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
254
00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:44,095
I had a pretty good idea
what was gonna happen next.
255
00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:48,258
Yeah, put two people
in a certain situation...
256
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:51,404
...and only one thing can happen.
257
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:57,374
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
258
00:15:58,145 --> 00:16:00,010
Oh, I hope so.
259
00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:03,373
It's just that I've never spent
an evening...
260
00:16:03,851 --> 00:16:05,148
How do I say this?
261
00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:07,821
On a couch, tied to a judge?
262
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:09,983
No, that's not it.
263
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:14,621
- Oh?
- On a couch...
264
00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:17,195
...tied to someone I really like.
265
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:24,695
- Too bad the mistletoe's way over there.
- It's close enough.
266
00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,375
I can't believe this.
267
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,605
- You can't?
- The elevator's stuck.
268
00:16:33,781 --> 00:16:35,840
I mean, somebody must be moving
or something.
269
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:38,814
Even if it comes down,
it'll probably be filled with lamps...
270
00:16:38,986 --> 00:16:40,954
...and boxes and furniture and everything.
271
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:43,988
Nick, I am not gonna stand for this
anymore.
272
00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:46,126
- Beg your pardon?
- I'll stand for it, Nick.
273
00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:48,124
You're a helpless victim. Act like one.
274
00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:51,526
You break in here, you disrupt our lives,
you bind us hand-and-foot...
275
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,930
...we damn near break our necks
hopping around the place...
276
00:16:55,102 --> 00:17:00,199
...and then when things
start getting sane again...
277
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:03,571
...you break back in!
278
00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:06,474
- You don't have to raise your voice.
- He won't do it again.
279
00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:09,810
- I think he's got it out of his system.
- No, I haven't.
280
00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:13,880
I'm fed up, Nick,
and I want you to end this now!
281
00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:15,716
You're right.
282
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:19,017
I probably could've phrased that
differently, huh?
283
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,423
It's gone far enough.
284
00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:24,422
One pull of the trigger...
285
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,227
...and I'm history.
286
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,925
- Don't do it, Nick!
- Okay.
287
00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:35,336
I couldn't shoot myself.
I'd probably screw it up anyway.
288
00:17:35,509 --> 00:17:37,773
Graze my temple
and hurt myself just bad enough...
289
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:41,346
...to become a night manager
of a convenience store.
290
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:46,113
Nick, you have a little trouble
dealing with pressure, don't you?
291
00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:48,254
It shows, huh?
292
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:52,324
You know, Nick, I might have a way
to help relieve some of that pressure.
293
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:56,795
If you turn yourself in,
I think I can get you a nice hospital stay.
294
00:17:57,231 --> 00:17:59,165
Three square meals a day.
295
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,823
A little time to yourself.
296
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:06,963
Guess I'm just a loser, aren't I?
297
00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:10,375
I think you hurt his feelings.
298
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:14,207
Mr. Rogers could hurt his feelings.
299
00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:16,949
Are you all right, Nick?
300
00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,208
Probably go to prison, huh?
301
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:21,514
Probably.
302
00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:25,083
But you know, I think they got something
there that you might enjoy.
303
00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:29,128
- What?
- Yeah, what?
304
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:30,320
Time.
305
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:33,962
Time to be with yourself.
306
00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:36,493
Time to relax.
307
00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:38,895
Time to think.
308
00:18:41,942 --> 00:18:43,136
Hmm.
309
00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:45,735
That's actually kind of nice.
310
00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,873
Never had any time to myself.
311
00:18:50,284 --> 00:18:52,309
Even as a kid.
312
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:58,447
My father pressured my brothers and I
into music.
313
00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:01,458
We formed a group when we were little...
314
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:03,755
...and they went off
and made a lot of money.
315
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:05,956
I hated music, though.
316
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,966
You know, I just was never any good at it.
That's why they...
317
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:12,333
They kicked you out of the group.
318
00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,064
Yeah.
319
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:17,870
I haven't spoken to Brian,
Dennis or Carl since.
320
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,372
Yeah.
321
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,083
Yeah, I'll do it. Sure.
322
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:27,045
Why not?
323
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:31,248
I mean, as you say, might not be so bad.
324
00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:33,325
I could maybe take up painting.
325
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,860
Read all those books
I've been meaning to read.
326
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,055
Catch up on my TV.
327
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,799
Cable, huh?
328
00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:55,813
Sorry for all the trouble I caused you.
Thanks for all your help.
329
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,484
Say, you know,
you two make a cute couple.
330
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,745
We're not a couple.
We just work together.
331
00:20:02,923 --> 00:20:07,292
- Oh, you work together? Ooh. Trouble.
- Come on. Come on. Let's go.
332
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:15,898
- You okay?
- Yeah. You?
333
00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:18,727
Well...
334
00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,342
...I guess I ought to be going.
335
00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:24,943
- Good night.
- Good night.
336
00:20:25,412 --> 00:20:26,674
Harry.
337
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,848
You're welcome to stay if you want.
338
00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:33,418
It's not that I don't want to.
339
00:20:35,122 --> 00:20:36,851
Yeah, but Nick might be right.
340
00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:40,857
It could make work awkward.
341
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,335
It's dead.
342
00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:55,432
I guess we didn't need anything
hanging over our heads anyway, did we?
343
00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:57,504
Guess not.
344
00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:05,342
See you.
345
00:21:05,886 --> 00:21:07,581
See you.
346
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,691
Surprise.
347
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,197
Borrow a cup of vermouth? Ha-ha-ha.
348
00:21:25,372 --> 00:21:28,273
Just kidding. Brought my own. Whoa.
349
00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:30,676
Hey, this is a nice place.
350
00:21:30,844 --> 00:21:34,211
Yeah, who needs the bother
of real wood, huh? Hah.
351
00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:35,405
Dan, what do you want?
352
00:21:35,582 --> 00:21:38,016
I figured you and Harry stayed
at the restaurant.
353
00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:39,652
You talked, had a few drinks...
354
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,685
You figured you and I could have more...
355
00:21:41,855 --> 00:21:44,949
...until I got so drunk
I'd accept your invitation to the party...
356
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,855
...without realizing
what a sleazy trick you had pulled.
357
00:21:48,495 --> 00:21:50,087
Yes.
358
00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:54,956
Look, Dan, it's been a long night.
359
00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:58,002
Harry and I came back here,
we walked in on a robber...
360
00:21:58,171 --> 00:22:02,232
...he had a gun, he tied us up,
and our lives were in danger.
361
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:06,338
Harry was here?
362
00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:10,472
- Good night, Dan.
- Harry was here? With you?
363
00:22:10,651 --> 00:22:12,983
Besides the fact
that Harry was in my apartment...
364
00:22:13,153 --> 00:22:15,087
...you didn't hear a word I said,
did you?
365
00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:17,621
Yes, I did. And I am appalled.
366
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:22,125
You spent a romantic evening
with someone you work with?
367
00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:24,020
And it wasn't me?
368
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,083
I have had enough for one night,
and I am tired.
369
00:22:46,253 --> 00:22:48,653
Go away.
370
00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:57,194
It's my birthday.
371
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:09,537
Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.
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