Original subtitles

- They want that money, make no mistake.

(guns firing)

(horse gallop)

Cavalry isn't gonna show up at the last minute.

(active music)

(horse neighing)

(gun shot)

(static wires sizzling)

(gun shot)

(water sloshing)

(rails screeching)

(whip whipping)

- I'm not giving up the goal, and that's that.

(upbeat music)

(gun shot)

(whip whipping)

(gun shot) (whip whipping)

(upbeat music continues)

(whip whips)

(active music)

(horse galloping)

- Stop dawdling and get your keisters out of here.

I'm just slowing you down Janie.

(donkey braying)

(horse neighing) (horse galloping)

- No, you ride with us.

(horse galloping)

- They're closing.

(horse neighing)

(horses galloping)

I must say, when you go about inflaming people's sentiments,

Jane, you certainly don't do it by half measures.

- You�re saying I get people riled Bill, you're right.

Those boys back there deserve it,

they stole stagecoach money.

- Mhm.

But they were 20 of them, and only three of us.

You told me we were only going for a ride in the country.

- This is country, ain�t it?

(horses galloping)

(horse neighing)

(donkey braying)

Maybe we can even the odds.

Think you can do a girl a favor

and keep our company occupied

until I'm finished getting ready?

(horses galloping)

- Why do I always invite adversity

when I'm in your company?

- Cause I make your life interesting.

(horses galloping)

(horse neighing)

(tense music)

(bird cawing)

(shot gun) (horse neighing)

- They spotted Hickok and they're closing in.

Now he's circling them. (gun shots)

And they're circling him.

They commenced to shooting.

(wire whips)

Shoot and fall back, shoot and fall back.

Before I ID it with my own eyes,

one against 20, and he's holding his own.

(indistinct)

Woh that was a close one, he ain't gonna last much longer

You almost done?

(static wires sizzling)

- Another couple of dots and dashes

that's as much as I can do.

Only a matter of time before the cavalry comes,

all we have to do is wait and stay alive.

(gun shots)

(gun shot)

(horse neighing)

(active music)

Bill.

(gun shots)

You ride, Joe Joe.

We'll catch up later.

- What in the sham hill do you think

you're gonna do little missy?

- Gonna win me a horse race.

(proud music) (horse galloping)

(gun shots)

(horse galloping)

(gun shots)

Hold on Bill.

(proud music continues)

(horse neighing)

(horse galloping)

(bird cawing)

Comfy?

Just sit back, enjoy the ride and leave the driving to us.

(horse galloping)

- What are we doing out here?

Running to nowhere's fast.

Just me, you and all this money.

Something ain't right.

Maybe if I just sort of dropped these bags to the ground

I could say they fell off.

That's it?

I couldn't help it.

Janie would believe that.

- Course I would Joe, I believe anything you say.

- Oh I...

You don't have to sneak up on a body like that,

you nearly scared the breakfast out of me.

- Oh Joe, didn't mean to frighten you.

- He does have a valid point Jane,

if we give'em the money they'll stop chasing us.

- And let them get away with it?

- You know we could always go after them later.

Maybe when the odds are a little bit more in our favor.

- No, don't you see that's wrong?

- Well, someone could get hurt.

- Yeah, like them.

- Or me.

- Bill.

- Ah, let's just say it's a flesh wound.

- Don't you worry, we'll find a place to rest right soon.

And then I'll have a look at it.

- Whatever you say.

Don't trouble your pretty head,

I'm sure it's gonna be just fine.

(horses galloping) (regal music)

- Oh.

- Bill!

- Sorry, tired, just resting my eyes.

- You stay awake, Mr. Wild Bill Hickok.

Wide awake, you hear me.

- You're yelling right in my ear, how could I not?

(horses galloping)

- Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!

(donkey braying)

I'm in a pickle barrel now.

(intense music)

- Hyah! (horse neighing)

(horse galloping)

- [Joe] Don't look like much of a much Janie.

- [Jane] Its all we got.

(door slamming)

- Oh, easy there, I'm not dead yet.

(door creak) (door slamming)

- Here they come.

(active music) (gun shots)

(gun shots)

(gun shot)

- Ow, that hurts.

- Don't be such a baby, I gotta stop the bleeding.

- That'll learn you.

(gun shots)

- You don't have to tie it so tight.

Can't respirate with it like that.

- Wild Bill Hickok, the man, the myth,

the legendary crybaby.

I can't wait to tell everyone when we get out of here.

- If we get out of here.

- Oh, we'll get out.

(tense music)

- Mh, it's too quiet out there.

You think they're planning on sneaking up?

- They're probably reconnoitering

before deciding their next move.

- Whats regortering mean?

And why can't you talk English like the rest of us

instead of using them highfalutin danglers.

- Just my way Joe, on my 10th birthday

my pa got me a cold pistol and a dictionary,

told me to learn them both, and I did.

- Wondered where some of your $50 words came from.

- What, like actuality and aluminiferous?

- What?

- Two of the first words I ever memorized,

at the devils own time trying to work them

into dinner conversation.

(donkey braying) (donkey footsteps clanging)

- Damn blasted,

get your smelly mule caucasus off me, you big galoot.

(donkey braying)

(playful banjo music)

(Jane laughs)

- Slim pickings.

At least we won't starve.

- Hey, I Like them beans.

(donkey braying)

(Jane whistles)

- Now here's something that might come in handy.

(wooden box creaking)

- What?

What?

- Gone bad.

(liquid explodes)

(donkey braying)

- Great! Varmint shooting from the outside,

spoiled TNT ready to blow us to kingdom come on the inside,

waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Sometimes I wonder why I even quit my day job.

(gun shot)

(gun shot)

- They'll probably rush us tonight.

They want that money, make no mistake.

- Over my dead body.

- Or mine.

- Look Bill I... - I know, it's against your principles

and I respect you for your high ideals,

but couldn't she be taking this a bit too far?

- What's right, is right.

- You know,

sometimes you're even more stubborn than Joe's mule.

(Joe laughs)

- Yeah, Janie's always been like that.

Well, I remember a time when... - No stories.

I'm not giving up the gold and that's that.

- Gotcha for it.

(card deck shuffling)

(gun shots)

So, anyone for a game of poker?

(playful piano music)

- Come on three, come on three.

A two, a measly little two.

Here, I hope you choke on them,

imagine loosing my best eating teeth

to a no good backstabber like you.

I'll let you know I got those from Doc Holiday himself.

What am I supposed to do for chow, gummitch?

- Oh, don't worry, Joe.

I'll be glad to rent them to you,

whenever mealtime comes around for a negligible charge.

- There you go with your words again.

(Jane laughs)

- You take things too seriously Joe.

- Got twenty honorary sidewinders gunning for us

and you two is joking.

You both loco if you ask me.

(Bill whines)

(Jane sniffs)

- Doesn't smell too bad yet.

- Jane, if it ever does, I don't want you to take it.

- Bill, if it ever does and I don't,

you'll lose more than your leg.

- I won't be one of those half men

who sits on a bar stool talking about how it used to be,

pretending they're better off than before.

- Don't you dare talk that way,

being a man's more than about having both your legs Bill.

- I heard Jenna saved on socks, you only need half as many.

- Promise me.

- I promise.

(suspenseful music)

(donkey braying)

What if I make a deal with the outlaws.

- 'Bout time.

- I'm not giving up the money

I was thinking more of getting them

to let you and Joe ride away.

I'd stay with the money.

- Doesn't seem like they get much out of the deal.

- Well, two less marksman to fight,

there'd be 20 to one, much better odds.

(Bill laughs)

- For them maybe, not so sure about you.

- Quit talking craziness, Janie.

I ain�t leaving you no how, no way, it wouldn't be right.

- In for a penny, in for a pound, I stay too.

- I'm trying to save your lives.

- I'm not going.

- Me neither.

- Of all the mule-headed stubborn things.

- Besides, what would people say

if Wild Bill Hickok left a lady in the lurch.

Well, I just couldn't live with myself.

(Jane snorts)

Don't agree with your outlook, Jane,

but I'll defend you to the end while we argue.

- Me too.

(calm harmonica music)

- Can you stop that caterwauling.

- Shh.

They're coming. (tense music)

(crickets screech)

(footsteps clanging)

(gun shots)

(horse neighing)

Grab your mule Joe.

Easy, easy.

(donkey braying)

(intense music)

- Jane, the window.

- The dynamite.

(intense music)

(gun shots)

Keep your heads down.

(gun shot)

- I'ma keep it, I'ma keep it.

(gun shots)

- The door!

(gun shots)

(gun shots)

(doors slams)

(donkey gallops)

(gun shots)

(intense music continues)

(group chattering)

(gun shots)

(donkey braying)

- Damn.

Well, (sighs)

we won.

- For now.

But if they're smart, which they have been so far,

they'll just wait us out.

They gotta know we're low on bullets.

- And water, and food, and everything else.

- Face it Jane, the cavalry isn't gonna show up

at the last minute.

(Bill whines)

- Bill, it's opened up.

Let me take a look.

It's worse than before.

(Bill exhales)

- Figured, need a miracle now.

- Maybe someone less stubborn.

My ideals ain�t worth your life.

I'm gonna give'em the money.

- Are you sure Jane?

- I'm sure.

(door creaks) - Well I ain�t, come have a look at this.

(footsteps clang)

Whoever this prospector was

must have been busier than a herd of beavers.

- After you, but we better hurry,

don't know how long Bill can last up there.

(intense music)

- Sure beats walking, we are getting away fast.

Janie?

(rails screeching)

Yank harder.

(proud music)

- Looks like this is the end of the line.

Oh!

(Joe yelling)

(wagon slams)

Huh. (sighs)

Someone ought to put that in a carnival.

Let's pull this cart up and do it again.

(donkey braying)

(pulley creaking)

(donkey braying)

- Gentle, gentle with her,

she's a sensitive beast, you know.

(wagon thumps)

(donkey braying and clanging)

You ungrateful smell bag.

(horse footsteps clanging)

- You're next Bill.

- Ladies first.

- You're in no condition to lower yourself down,

so just get in.

I'm trying to save your life.

- The things you do just to prove a point.

(door smashing)

(active music)

(pulley creaking)

(men yelling)

- Make it quick, we got company.

- What in tarnation you think your doing little missy?

(water sloshing)

(river water flows)

(water sloshes)

(Bill grumbles)

- That was the most absurdly asinine nonsensical thing

I have ever seen.

- They'd follow otherwise.

- They're just gonna go back up the shaft

to find another way down.

They'll catch us eventually.

(active music)

(gun shots)

- How many bullets you got left?

- Not enough to take them all on,

if that's what you're thinking.

You'll never hit it from here.

- Hit what?

What are you talking about?

Hit what?

- Piece of cake.

- Yeah, for me maybe.

- You think you can shoot better than I can?

(gun shot)

(house explodes)

(Jane puffs)

See.

- What are you talking about, I'm the one who hit it.

- In your dreams Bill, that was my shot.

- You are diluting yourself young lady.

Yours was to the left, barely wings shack at all.

- What?

(trumpet music)

- Well what do you know, they got here after all.

- [Jane] Yours was high.

- [Bill] Hardly it was dead-on.

- [Jane] Hickok if you weren't feeling so poorly, I'd just-

- [Bill] You'd what, you'd what?

(calm music)

- Feel good about giving that money over to the cavalry.

Along with those outlaws, it was right there.

- You aren't fooling anyone.

We both know that in the end,

you'd give up some of your ideals for your friends.

- Well, maybe, only this once it won't happen again.

- You know, now that I think about it,

perhaps you did hit the mark and blow that shack up.

- What?

You're just saying that

cause I was willing to save your life.

- No, no, the sun was in my eyes,

I could have been wrong.

- Could have been, could have been.

See that cactus over there?

I can hit the top needle from here.

- [Bill] Oh, that's nothing.

See that mesquite bush,

third leaf on the left from the bottom?

- [Jane] Pf, that's easy.

What about that cattle skull over behind that ravine?

- [Joe] Them two, they both loco.

(country music)

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