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My name is
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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I used to be super famous.
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Perhaps you remember my first
starring role in Bloodsport.
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It is on television
all of the time.
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Or maybe you've seen Timecop,
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which is like Looper,
starring Bruce Willis,
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but like a million times
better.
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But this is not a movie.
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And that man is not an actor.
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He's trying to kill me.
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But I'm not worried because...
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I have a gift.
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I am the master of the splits.
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Or at least I used to be.
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Fuck.
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How did this happen?
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How did I get here?
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JC, I used your shower
and now I'm all sticky.
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It's coconut water.
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Your shower uses coconut water?
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All of the plumbing
uses coconut water.
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I don't understand.
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Of course not.
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You never do.
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This is the first time
I've been here.
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(heavy sigh)
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Let me help you get dressed.
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Okay.
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♪ Ne me quitte pas ♪
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♪ Il faut oublier ♪
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♪ Tout peut s'oublier ♪
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♪ Qui s'enfuit déjà ♪
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♪ Oublier le temps ♪
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♪ Des malentendus ♪
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♪ Et le temps perdu ♪
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♪ A savoir comment ♪
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♪ Oublier ces heures ♪
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♪ Qui tuaient parfois ♪
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♪ A coups de pourquoi ♪
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♪ Le coeur de bonheur ♪
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♪ Ne me quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me
quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me
quitte pas ♪
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♪ Moi je t'offrirai ♪
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♪ Des perles de pluie ♪
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♪ Venues de pays ♪
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♪ Ou il ne pleut pas ♪
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♪ Je creuserai la terre ♪
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♪ Jusqu'après ma mort ♪
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♪ Pour couvrir ton corps ♪
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♪ D'or et de lumière ♪
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♪ Je ferai un domaine ♪
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♪ Ou l'amour sera roi ♪
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♪ Ou l'amour
sera loi ♪
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♪ Ou tu seras reine ♪
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♪ Ne me quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me
quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me quitte pas ♪
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♪ Ne me quitte pas. ♪
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Hey, excuse me.
Excuse me.
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(groans)
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My, uh, ramen is dry.
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Yeah, man, that's what we do.
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Dry ramen.
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Uh, can you put some,
uh, water on mine?
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We actually don't have
access to water.
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We're a pop-up experience,
not a restaurant.
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Okay, I don't understand.
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Dude.
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Oh, hey, no shit.
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Where you been, man?
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You got anything coming out?
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I'm retired.
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What about on, uh, DVD?
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VOD?
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No, no.
Real retired.
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Not like Nicolas Cage retired.
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Oh, fuck, man.
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I thought you were Nicolas Cage.
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(gunshot)
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Shooting's about finesse, JC.
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(gun cocking)
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You gotta have a soft touch.
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Yeah, I'm not exactly known
for my soft touch.
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Let's try this.
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You told me about your
favorite childhood memory once.
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You remember that?
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Yeah.
The farm.
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Your grandfather's emu farm.
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Picture it.
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It's a beautiful day.
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Nowhere for you to be.
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Nothing for you to do.
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It's just you,
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and those big...
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majestic...
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(heart beating)
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...birds.
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-(gunshot)
-(metal clanging)
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JEAN-CLAUDE:
Whoa.
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-I love you.
-I love you.
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Vanessa.
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-What?
-Shit.
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-Hey, Vanessa, I called--
-I'm late for a flight.
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I wrote, I tried everything.
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I miss you.
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What do you want me
to say to that?
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Let's have dinner tonight.
Let me explain.
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I'm flying to Bulgaria
in three hours.
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For a job?
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But I thought you quit.
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I didn't quit working, JC.
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I just quit working with you.
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You take care of yourself, okay?
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Vanessa.
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(sighs)
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Hey, bro, you forgot
your dry ramen.
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Val Kilmer?
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(sighs)
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Jane.
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It's your favorite client.
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I'm back.
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-Jane.
-JC.
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Goddamn, I got such a hard-on
when I heard your voice.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Hey, you ready to pop
the trunk on this shit?
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-Yes.
-Let's go.
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Where have you been?
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I've been relaxing.
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Uh-huh. That explains no
Christmas cards, birthday cards.
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Okay, first up.
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Action reimagining
of "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi."
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Channing Tatum's
playing the mongoose,
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you'd be one of the cobras.
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This is set up at Paramount.
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Jane.
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(clears throat)
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Action reimagining
of Anne of Green Gables.
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This was on the black list
last year.
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Kid who wrote it is
a garbageman in Fresno.
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Uh, honey, those are not edible.
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Oh.
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(spitting)
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That's at Paramount.
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Okay.
This isn't Paramount.
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-Jane.
-Origin story.
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Of the restaurant P.F. Chang's.
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But imagined as an action movie.
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You'd be Richard Shaw,
sidekick to Phineas Fog Chang.
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-Channing Tatum is attached.
-Jane.
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Jackie Chan's playing
General Tso,
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he rides a giant CG chicken.
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This is gonna be great.
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Jane!
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(clears throat)
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When I told you I was back,
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I did not mean JCVD.
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I meant... Johnson.
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I see.
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(electronic blips)
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WOMAN'S VOICE: Director
authorization recognized.
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Security protocols engaged.
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Johnson has been retired
for two years.
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That's an eternity
in this line of work.
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
Room secured.
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I stay active.
I play Frisbee golf.
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This isn't a game, Jean-Claude.
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It's black ops.
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Real black ops, not the game.
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I send you out there before
you're ready, people die.
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No one's going to die.
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Except for all the people
I'm going to kill.
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I'll put out feelers,
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see if there are
any low-risk assignments.
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I want Bulgaria.
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Oh, the job Vanessa's working.
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Honey, that ship has sailed.
You had your chance.
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I want Bulgaria.
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The job is booked.
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My guy's already on the ground.
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Who is it?
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Jones?
Thompson?
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-Brown.
-Brown.
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Brown is a monster.
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His, uh, methods are
a bit extreme, but he's good.
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(scoffs) Brown is good,
but Johnson is better.
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I can make the call.
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For you,
I'll always make the call,
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but this isn't just about
the client and you know that.
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You need the cover job, too.
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And that movie starts shooting
in two days.
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Jane, I trust you.
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I'm going to pack.
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JC, please tell me
this isn't about Vanessa.
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(door opens)
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JC!
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(door closes)
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(phone rings)
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(beep)
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JANE:
Well, JC, good news.
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I worked my magic.
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The mission and cover job
are yours.
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That's right, Bulgaria's a go.
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But you're going up against
bloodthirsty drug runners,
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so, yeah, I hope you're ready.
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Because... ready or not,
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Johnson is back.
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(grunting)
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Oh, shit.
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(sighs)
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Ta-da!
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Motherfucker.
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I can't believe you pulled this.
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-Vanessa--
-Don't, don't even.
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You know how much
this job means to me.
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How hard I've worked
to get here.
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I'm not letting you
fuck that up for me.
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Get to work or get lost,
your call.
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Heroin cut with ketamine.
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Kids call it HK.
Hong Kong.
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It's being smuggled
in cans of motor oil.
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00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,040
It's highly addictive
and highly lethal.
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All right, you're set.
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We know the source?
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Intel points to a factory
outside of town.
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I'm gonna run recon this
morning while you're shooting.
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If it checks out,
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we'll get you in there
at the end of the week.
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End of the week?
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I thought
it might make sense for you
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to spend the week
warming up with stunt work.
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Before you have to do
the real thing.
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You know.
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On the off chance
you didn't walk in here
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in peak physical condition.
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Wait, stunt work.
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In this movie?
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You haven't even looked
at the script.
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-(scoffs)
-Vanessa.
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-Hey.
-Maybe you've forgotten, JC,
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but what you do is
fucking dangerous.
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You waltz in here unprepared,
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it's not just you
that's gonna end up splattered
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across the field.
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(door opens)
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(thudding)
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Where's Brown?
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Last-minute personnel change.
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This is Johnson.
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Johnson, meet Luis.
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Where's Marcus?
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Retired.
For real retired.
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Not Jean-Claude Van Damme
retired.
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Is he qualified?
256
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,161
I was top of my class
at the Paul Mitchell academy.
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Plus a Beacon award at
the PBA Beauty Week 2014.
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And before that?
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(whirring)
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LUIS:
I spent nine years
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as a child soldier
in el cartel de Los Zetas.
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-WOMAN: Mr. Van Damme.
-Yeah?
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They're ready for you now.
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We could run away,
head out west.
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We have more
than enough gold left.
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No more running.
It ends tonight.
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(thunder cracks, man laughs)
268
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,573
(footsteps)
269
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,369
He's here.
270
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,547
I love you, Tom Sawyer.
271
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,674
Oh, Huck.
272
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,426
(thudding)
273
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,678
Huckleberry Finn.
274
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,639
Pop.
275
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,849
Daddy's home.
276
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,478
(metal scraping)
277
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,272
Ah. There's a new man
of the house.
278
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,066
(yelling)
279
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,909
(yelling)
280
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,622
(yelling)
281
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,628
(yelling)
282
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,173
(groaning)
283
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,393
What the fuck?!
284
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,394
DIRECTOR:
Cut!
285
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,646
MAN:
Cut.
286
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,481
DIRECTOR:
Okay, reset.
287
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,692
Uh, second team, let's--
288
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,318
Chrissy, baby.
I am really sorry.
289
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,820
-Fix it.
-On it.
290
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,280
Okay, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
291
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,157
Uh, I know
the choreography is tough.
292
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,951
Um, it's kind of
my trademark, though.
293
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,370
Yes, I remember
from the commercial
294
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,955
with the, uh, dancing hamsters.
295
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,373
-Yeah, exactly.
-I know, it's so--
296
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,000
That's okay, this is
what we're gonna do.
297
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,043
Sit down...
298
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,006
How's he looking?
299
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384
LUIS:
Not good.
300
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,263
What's the story with you two?
301
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,848
(sighs)
302
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,517
We were a team.
303
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,813
I did hair and recon, he...
304
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,939
did what he does,
305
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,443
and eventually,
306
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,528
it's the classic story,
307
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,324
he spinning back heel
kicked his way into my heart.
308
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:14,289
The chemistry was instant.
It was undeniable.
309
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,875
But we didn't want
to jeopardize the work,
310
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,877
so we tried to fight it.
311
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,088
You know,
we shouldn't be doing this.
312
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,840
We should not be--
313
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,135
But every time we came back
together for a mission,
314
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,471
we picked up right
where we had left off,
315
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,558
until finally we realized there
was no point in fighting it.
316
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,603
So we decided
to take some time off.
317
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,521
Together.
318
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,232
I went to Bali while he
finished up his press tour
319
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,319
and I waited for him.
320
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,863
But he never showed up.
321
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,911
I went my way.
322
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,579
He went his and...
323
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,998
eventually,
he retired altogether.
324
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,250
LUIS:
And now he's back.
325
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,502
VANESSA:
Now he's back.
326
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,923
So what's your story?
327
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,676
(gunshots)
328
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,635
(screaming)
329
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,305
It's not that interesting.
330
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,348
I'll tell you later.
331
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,435
JEAN-CLAUDE:
You're right. With Pop dead...
332
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,813
(grunting)
333
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,982
...it would be easy now
to go someplace warm.
334
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,859
We got a problem.
335
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,570
We'll be fine, I just need
to stretch a bit more.
336
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,197
Not you.
337
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,865
It's the factory.
338
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,495
I don't know how, but they must
have gotten tipped off.
339
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,747
They've started
moving the drugs out.
340
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,082
How long do we have?
341
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,792
It'll be empty by tonight.
342
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,795
Which means you need to find
a way to change the schedule.
343
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,132
You need to be wrapped by 6:00,
7:00 p.m. at the latest.
344
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,346
...and, you know,
couldn't do it.
345
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,597
Real hamsters is more practical.
346
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,724
-They did good, though.
-Excuse me.
347
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,475
Ah, JC. Perfect.
348
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,728
I want you to meet one of
your co-stars, this is Victor.
349
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,605
Big fan, Mr. Van Damme.
350
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,190
Really excited
to be working with you.
351
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,692
-Same here.
-Thank you.
352
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,235
Victor's playing "N" word Jim.
353
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,530
Okay.
354
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,575
Can I talk to you for a second?
355
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,618
Yeah. Yeah.
356
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,078
What's up, babe?
357
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:21,207
Well, it's about,
uh, my choreography.
358
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,712
It doesn't have the right feel.
359
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:29,424
Okay, so--
Okay.
360
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,551
I have TBS, all right?
361
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,095
So I've seen Kickboxer
like, a hundy times, right?
362
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,222
I love it
just like everybody else.
363
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,475
But that '80s style of fighting,
364
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,018
the style that you're known for,
365
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,188
with the kicking
and the spinning and the splits
366
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,397
in the middle of the s--
you know,
367
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,191
with the guys
one at a time coming--
368
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,526
it's not realistic.
369
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,361
Now, we all know that now.
370
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,238
You know?
371
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,240
All I'm saying--
maybe we can spend half a day--
372
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,243
Oh, no, it's okay.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
373
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,828
I-- I hear you.
374
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,122
But hey, we're gonna roll
with the punches.
375
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,749
-(inhaling)
-Yeah.
376
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,586
Pow. Oh.
377
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,173
Roll with the punches.
378
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,716
DIRECTOR:
Camera's set!
379
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,717
Action!
380
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,135
(yelling)
381
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,929
-Cut! Cut!
-JC.
382
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm so, so sorry, man.
383
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,641
I totally-- I totally thought
you were gonna duck.
384
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,768
Okay, that's a wrap, everyone.
385
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,520
VANESSA:
It's simple.
386
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,730
Get in, find the HK,
387
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,359
then all you need to do is
get one of these trackers
388
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,652
on one of their shipments.
389
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,070
(beeping)
390
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,447
Remember,
if you blow your cover,
391
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,200
the entire operation
goes down in flames,
392
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,035
so stick to the plan.
393
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,167
LUIS:
Johnson.
394
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,669
Here's your weapon.
395
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,629
I've got my own weapons.
396
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,927
(tires squealing)
397
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,019
-Vanessa.
-Give me a sec.
398
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,107
Okay, I got you.
399
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,901
I'm in.
400
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,154
I'll meet you back in my room
in 59 minutes.
401
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,240
Your room?
402
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,660
You know, for mission review
and alibi briefing.
403
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,245
Right, yeah, that location's
404
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,205
not gonna work for me
this time around.
405
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,417
(grunting)
406
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,835
I can come to your room.
407
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,297
How about we do that dinner?
408
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,591
Hotel restaurant.
409
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,217
Work only.
410
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,094
-(gasping)
-(neck snapping)
411
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,470
Work only.
412
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,765
(beeping)
413
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,436
I'm in uniform.
414
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,896
Headed for the entrance.
415
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,274
Slow it down a sec.
416
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,358
I've got a half a dozen workers
417
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,652
coming up on your position.
418
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657
There's another group
approaching.
419
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,451
I need to see which
direction they're headed.
420
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,959
You're right.
421
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:14,505
With Pop dead, it would be
a more comfortable life.
422
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,257
Comfortable life.
423
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,719
I don't want to do what's easy,
Tom, I want to do what's right.
424
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,387
What did you say?
425
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,140
Wait.
What are you doing?
426
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,935
Nothing.
427
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:31,230
VANESSA: Please tell me
you didn't bring your script.
428
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,236
You said yourself
I need to be prepared.
429
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,279
Being prepared
for tomorrow's scenes
430
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,739
isn't gonna do you a lot of good
431
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,782
-if you're dead tonight.
-(beeping)
432
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,908
Down!
433
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,202
(indistinct conversation)
434
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,462
Don't worry. Nobody's going
to lay eyes on me.
435
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,630
Hey!
436
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,468
Filip, how is it going?
437
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,011
Good.
438
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,472
Good, good.
Well, I don't want to keep you.
439
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,022
Okay. The HK should be
through those double doors.
440
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,737
Hey, Filip.
441
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,367
What is this?
442
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,827
What's happening here?
443
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,912
Just go with it.
444
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,080
Hey, Filip.
445
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,255
-Hey, Filip.
-Hey, Filip.
446
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,132
(beeping)
447
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,346
Hey, it's just me, Filip.
448
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,973
(gasping)
449
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,185
Who are you?
450
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,856
Um... I'm you.
451
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,609
From the future,
and I'm here to warn you
452
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,446
that something bad's going
to happen to this factory.
453
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,825
You should leave.
454
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,703
You're not me from the future.
455
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,121
What?
456
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,624
Like matter
cannot occupy like space.
457
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,667
Timecop.
458
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,169
(sighs) Timecop.
459
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,336
Have you seen it?
460
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,505
-Yeah.
-So you know the rules.
461
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:23,176
Like matter
cannot occupy like space.
462
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,429
But, uh, in Looper, Bruce Willis
463
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,766
and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
touch many times.
464
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,684
If you are really me,
465
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:35,229
do you think Looper, it's
a better movie than Timecop?
466
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,234
-Yes.
-False.
467
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:44,155
I think Timecop
is way better than Looper.
468
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,288
(gasping)
469
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,290
You've got
excellent taste in films.
470
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,291
(grunts)
471
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,667
(neck snapping)
472
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,515
(beeping)
473
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,729
(bottles rattling)
474
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,481
(electronic blip)
475
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:19,816
Okay, I've got the signal.
476
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,359
Now get out of there.
477
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,819
JEAN-CLAUDE:
What, are you worried about me?
478
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,738
(sighs)
Well,
479
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,949
you gotta admit,
that was a strange one,
480
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,367
even for you.
481
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,785
But hey...
482
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,787
that's mission success.
483
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,247
I'll meet you
at the restaurant in 30.
484
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,957
Just don't
stand me up this time.
485
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:36,999
(sighs)
486
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,218
Oh, shit.
487
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,803
Vanessa.
488
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,096
Vanessa, can you hear me?
489
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,389
-(water running)
-I've got to go back.
490
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,765
I dropped my script.
491
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,392
It has my fucking name on it.
492
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,610
Psst.
493
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,737
(grunting)
494
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,322
"And what about us?
495
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:11,117
"You promised we'd start
a family of our own.
496
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,869
The family we never had."
497
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,246
(continues indistinctly)
498
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,749
"Huck, we already have."
499
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,917
(thud)
500
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,298
Jean-Claude Van Damme?
501
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:31,846
Yeah.
502
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:34,974
Sergey.
503
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,395
(yelling)
504
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,526
(grunting)
505
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,278
-(grunting)
-(punches landing)
506
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,389
(grunting)
507
00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,813
JC.
508
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,903
I love you.
509
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,538
Huh?
510
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,334
(grunting)
511
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,882
(exhales)
512
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,889
(yelling)
513
00:25:58,307 --> 00:25:59,684
-Me want!
-(screaming)
514
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,227
No, no, no.
One at a time,
515
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,311
or you run into each other.
516
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,771
Could get confusing.
Go!
517
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,147
-Go!
-(yelling)
518
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,028
(yelling)
519
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,536
(grunting)
520
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:23,958
(grunting)
521
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,674
(yelling)
522
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,764
Come on!
523
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,933
(yelling)
524
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,026
(groans)
525
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,152
(thudding)
526
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,236
(grunting)
527
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,407
(panting)
528
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,242
(groaning)
529
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,673
(engine revving)
530
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,555
(vacuum whirring)
531
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,519
MAN:
Excuse me.
532
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,938
-It's Vanessa, right?
-Yeah.
533
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,441
Are you okay?
534
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,321
(grunts)
535
00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,075
(knocking)
536
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,619
Vanessa.
537
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,828
Vanessa, please.
538
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,541
I can explain.
539
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,585
(knocking)
540
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:52,671
JC. Hey, man.
541
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,633
Look, Vanessa wanted me
to tell you that
542
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,427
it's not a good time.
543
00:27:58,469 --> 00:27:59,595
Sorry.
544
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,767
(door closes)
545
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:05,810
(electronic blip)
546
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:22,284
(phone line ringing)
547
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,995
-Jane.
-Before you say another word,
548
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:28,457
yes, Brown is telling people
that he's coming for you,
549
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,917
but I'm on it.
550
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,836
Don't worry.
551
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,421
I'm not calling about Brown.
552
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,172
Oh, no.
553
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,966
Honey, you don't sound good.
554
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:40,261
Jane, the job is harder
than I remember it.
555
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:43,514
The movie's shit.
556
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:46,559
And the woman I love...
557
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,103
is fucking "N" word Jim.
558
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:02,658
The woman I love.
559
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,369
I should never have come back.
560
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,454
(sniffles)
561
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,627
♪ Welcome back ♪
562
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:17,381
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
563
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,508
♪ Welcome back ♪
564
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:24,346
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
565
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,557
♪ Well, the names
have all changed ♪
566
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,601
♪ Since you hung around ♪
567
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:30,728
♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
568
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,063
♪ And they've turned around ♪
569
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,399
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
570
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,984
♪ Who'd have thought they'd
lead ya ♪
571
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:39,236
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
572
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,447
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
573
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,282
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
574
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,284
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
575
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,495
♪ Welcome back ♪
576
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,705
♪ Welcome back, welcome back ♪
577
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,874
♪ Welcome back ♪
578
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,126
♪ Welcome back, welcome back ♪
579
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,212
♪ Welcome back ♪
580
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:58,422
♪ Welcome back, welcome back ♪
581
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,050
♪ Welcome back. ♪
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