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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,555 --> 00:00:02,222 Previously, on "You"... 2 00:00:02,223 --> 00:00:04,450 There are no recent pictures of your dad 3 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,184 because he's dead. 4 00:00:06,185 --> 00:00:08,936 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 5 00:00:08,937 --> 00:00:11,021 You started a few poems about that day, 6 00:00:11,022 --> 00:00:12,648 but you never finished them. 7 00:00:12,649 --> 00:00:14,524 I have one just like this. 8 00:00:14,525 --> 00:00:16,568 It was my dad's. 9 00:00:16,569 --> 00:00:19,697 This is the red ladle story? 10 00:00:19,698 --> 00:00:22,116 It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you 11 00:00:22,117 --> 00:00:23,992 get the life you deserve. 12 00:00:23,993 --> 00:00:25,785 You fall for the wrong men. 13 00:00:25,786 --> 00:00:27,622 You have questionable taste in friends. 14 00:00:27,623 --> 00:00:30,500 And that Peach is the worst. 15 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:33,084 I just need to know who you really are, 16 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:35,170 besides a broke poetry student 17 00:00:35,171 --> 00:00:37,547 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 18 00:00:37,548 --> 00:00:40,050 What you really need is someone to save you. 19 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:41,886 Let me help you, Beck. 20 00:00:41,887 --> 00:00:43,803 Beck, is it? Blythe. 21 00:00:43,804 --> 00:00:46,181 I read one of your essays in the "Review" last month 22 00:00:46,182 --> 00:00:49,434 and it was so illuminating. 23 00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:52,772 That's funny. There's a book missing. 24 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:55,733 Joe was looking at it at my party. 25 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:59,986 Tonight, I show you I'm the one. 26 00:00:59,987 --> 00:01:02,572 You want it down and dirty? You got it. 27 00:01:02,573 --> 00:01:05,575 [MOANING] 28 00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:07,537 Did you just... 29 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:12,376 [MOANING] 30 00:01:14,877 --> 00:01:18,464 [SIGHS] 31 00:01:18,465 --> 00:01:21,051 Did you just... 32 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:26,890 [SIGHS] 33 00:01:28,224 --> 00:01:30,143 Ah. 34 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,360 What was that? 35 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:43,030 Eight seconds? 36 00:01:43,031 --> 00:01:47,827 Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump just took Pennsylvania" look. 37 00:01:47,828 --> 00:01:50,788 Say something. Say... 38 00:01:50,789 --> 00:01:52,831 "Happens all the time, NBD." 39 00:01:52,832 --> 00:01:55,140 No, you'll sound like a slut. 40 00:01:55,668 --> 00:01:57,419 You could say, "Let's order food." 41 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,004 Move past it. 42 00:01:59,005 --> 00:02:00,298 Is Grey Dog open late? 43 00:02:00,299 --> 00:02:01,257 [PHONE BUZZES] 44 00:02:01,258 --> 00:02:03,148 Oh, thank God! 45 00:02:04,093 --> 00:02:07,861 - Um, I should... - Yeah, yeah. 46 00:02:12,894 --> 00:02:14,770 Shit. 47 00:02:14,771 --> 00:02:16,688 Ugh, you idiot. 48 00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:18,608 Why did you tell him you were available this weekend? 49 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:20,374 Why don't you think? 50 00:02:21,944 --> 00:02:25,031 Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer. 51 00:02:25,032 --> 00:02:26,838 You know how this works. 52 00:02:27,325 --> 00:02:29,785 He paid for the bed you just got laid on. 53 00:02:29,786 --> 00:02:32,121 Or whatever that was. 54 00:02:32,122 --> 00:02:34,123 And your phone bill. 55 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,462 Good girl. _ 56 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:42,590 That wasn't so hard, was it? 57 00:02:42,591 --> 00:02:44,163 - [SIGHS] - [PHONE BUZZES] 58 00:02:45,843 --> 00:02:48,805 [SIGHS] Seriously? 59 00:02:53,018 --> 00:02:55,252 - Seriously? - [PHONE BUZZES] 60 00:03:00,817 --> 00:03:02,234 - [PHONE CHIMES] - Hey, Beck, 61 00:03:02,235 --> 00:03:03,318 I'm gonna run to the store. 62 00:03:03,319 --> 00:03:04,861 Shit, Joe. 63 00:03:04,862 --> 00:03:06,405 Probably thinks you're hiding in here. 64 00:03:06,406 --> 00:03:08,657 Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out. 65 00:03:08,658 --> 00:03:10,910 [PHONE BUZZES] _ 66 00:03:10,911 --> 00:03:13,621 Oh, God. Please stop. 67 00:03:13,622 --> 00:03:15,929 They're just words, Beck. 68 00:03:16,749 --> 00:03:18,794 Tell him what he wants to hear. 69 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,589 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] _ 70 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:25,715 [INHALES DEEPLY] 71 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:27,927 Oh, no. 72 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,111 Joe? 73 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,437 Ugh, Beck. 74 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:42,358 You're a disaster. 75 00:03:42,359 --> 00:03:44,360 [SIGHS] 76 00:03:45,403 --> 00:03:49,698 Last night. Eight second sex. Joe. 77 00:03:49,699 --> 00:03:52,702 [LIGHT MUSIC] 78 00:03:52,703 --> 00:03:55,705 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:55,706 --> 00:03:57,205 If you're gonna act like a whore, 80 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:59,208 may as well look like one. 81 00:03:59,209 --> 00:04:04,379 ♪ ♪ 82 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:06,383 [PHONE DINGS] 83 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:10,218 You just have a magic poon. 84 00:04:10,219 --> 00:04:12,054 #yonitoogood 85 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:15,432 Thanks, that's helpful. 86 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:17,475 - [DING] - Is he big? 87 00:04:17,476 --> 00:04:19,729 Is he big? Oh, my God. 88 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:21,897 Why are you even asking them? 89 00:04:21,898 --> 00:04:25,818 Can you for once just have your own opinion, Beck? 90 00:04:25,819 --> 00:04:27,821 Got pix? 91 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:33,298 With the bun? 92 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:36,997 You're not helping. 93 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:41,124 [DING] 94 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,849 Is he worth it? 95 00:04:43,252 --> 00:04:46,756 Is he worth it? [SIGHS] There we go. 96 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,131 Good question. 97 00:04:48,132 --> 00:04:49,648 Is he? 98 00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:53,386 Annika wouldn't know a good dick 99 00:04:53,387 --> 00:04:55,181 if you hit her over the head with it. 100 00:04:55,182 --> 00:04:57,099 It's not like it doesn't happen to tons of guys. 101 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,686 I mean, Benji used to nod off while going down on me. 102 00:05:00,687 --> 00:05:02,938 I thought we weren't talking about Benji anymore. 103 00:05:02,939 --> 00:05:05,107 We're not. He's dead to me. 104 00:05:05,108 --> 00:05:07,777 I'm just merely using him as a reference. 105 00:05:07,778 --> 00:05:09,695 Benji didn't work retail. 106 00:05:09,696 --> 00:05:11,112 Joe works in a book store. 107 00:05:11,113 --> 00:05:12,782 A hop, skip and a bad haircut away 108 00:05:12,783 --> 00:05:15,200 from selling men's leather bracelets at a Club Monaco. 109 00:05:15,201 --> 00:05:17,160 Becks, love yourself. 110 00:05:17,161 --> 00:05:19,206 Ghost him already. 111 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:22,208 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 112 00:05:22,209 --> 00:05:24,349 but we are all clear. 113 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:26,419 Are you saying I don't have bed bugs? 114 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,005 - I didn't find a one. - [LAUGHS] 115 00:05:28,006 --> 00:05:30,299 Would you like to see the 22 bites on my ass? 116 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,549 - Uh... - Don't answer that. 117 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:33,260 They're there. Go find them. 118 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:35,304 Go find them! 119 00:05:35,305 --> 00:05:38,306 Ugh. Wonder how he is with finding rare books? 120 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,726 Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz." 121 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:42,268 "Ozma of Oz." 122 00:05:42,269 --> 00:05:44,479 And who said anything about Joe? 123 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,898 That's it. I'm booking a room at the Mandarin Oriental, 124 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:48,691 and you're coming with. 125 00:05:48,692 --> 00:05:51,152 I would so love to, but I can't. 126 00:05:51,153 --> 00:05:52,821 I, um... 127 00:05:52,822 --> 00:05:56,991 I am going to a writer's retreat in Rockland. 128 00:05:56,992 --> 00:05:59,494 - Since when? - She knows when you're lying. 129 00:05:59,495 --> 00:06:02,705 Since I wrote this piece in workshop 130 00:06:02,706 --> 00:06:04,874 that everyone called "treacly." 131 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,710 Ugh. Tell me you're not writing 132 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:08,587 another dead puppy thing as a metaphor 133 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:10,840 - for your dad dying. - I... 134 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:12,465 What? That's completely 135 00:06:12,466 --> 00:06:13,926 what it's really about. 136 00:06:13,927 --> 00:06:15,761 Look, I'm just saying, 137 00:06:15,762 --> 00:06:17,679 stop killing puppies. 138 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,515 Write fresh. You know, there's so much more inside of you. 139 00:06:20,516 --> 00:06:22,852 Who are you now, Beckalish? 140 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:25,952 - Hm? - I thought it was a good piece. 141 00:06:26,982 --> 00:06:28,482 Aw. 142 00:06:28,483 --> 00:06:29,732 Sorry, boo boo. 143 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,625 Okay, go. 144 00:06:33,028 --> 00:06:34,795 [SIGHS] 145 00:06:35,615 --> 00:06:38,867 Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you 146 00:06:38,868 --> 00:06:40,369 and believe in her. 147 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,093 I know I do. 148 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,873 Literally the most supportive she's ever been 149 00:06:44,874 --> 00:06:47,501 about your writing, and you're lying to her face. 150 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:50,811 You are the worst friend. 151 00:06:51,423 --> 00:06:53,647 Aw, there they are. 152 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,066 [SIGHS] 153 00:06:56,719 --> 00:06:58,095 Wait a minute, why do you need these 154 00:06:58,096 --> 00:06:59,804 if you're going on a writer's retreat? 155 00:06:59,805 --> 00:07:03,726 What? So it's look hot or be a writer? 156 00:07:04,519 --> 00:07:11,526 ♪ ♪ 157 00:07:16,281 --> 00:07:17,989 You could just leave. 158 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,491 You could, you know, cut the cord, 159 00:07:19,492 --> 00:07:20,659 take off the yolk. 160 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,745 Bon voyage, Captain. 161 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:26,638 You're a coward. 162 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,294 Britney got through 2007, though, right? 163 00:07:30,295 --> 00:07:33,922 ♪ ♪ 164 00:07:33,923 --> 00:07:38,092 Maybe this is what you need to find your inner bad ass. 165 00:07:38,093 --> 00:07:40,095 Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right. 166 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:43,599 "The solitary prowess of a silent life." 167 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:50,607 ♪ ♪ 168 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:54,443 What is it with motel rooms 169 00:07:54,444 --> 00:07:57,112 and you wanting to dive into your panties? 170 00:07:58,447 --> 00:08:02,575 He is always late. And you're frustrated. 171 00:08:02,576 --> 00:08:05,621 Plus, after last night, you're owed one. 172 00:08:05,622 --> 00:08:07,498 Oh, Joe. 173 00:08:07,499 --> 00:08:09,415 You seriously need to call him. 174 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:13,962 ♪ ♪ 175 00:08:13,963 --> 00:08:16,216 [HORN HONKING] 176 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:25,140 Has he been working out? 177 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:28,143 [TENSE MUSIC] 178 00:08:28,144 --> 00:08:29,395 ♪ ♪ 179 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:31,145 It's two days. 180 00:08:31,146 --> 00:08:33,148 You got this. 181 00:08:38,373 --> 00:08:46,382 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 182 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:50,500 [MOANING] 183 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:56,547 [SIGHS] 184 00:08:56,548 --> 00:08:58,675 Did you just... 185 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:02,719 You should be screaming my name right now. 186 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,762 Digging your nails into my back. 187 00:09:04,763 --> 00:09:08,016 You expected me to please you, get you off. 188 00:09:08,017 --> 00:09:11,270 But you didn't scream and my back is not bleeding 189 00:09:11,271 --> 00:09:14,481 and you definitely did not get off. 190 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:17,233 You don't even know what to say, do you? 191 00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:19,042 You must be mortified. 192 00:09:20,237 --> 00:09:21,405 [PHONE BUZZES] 193 00:09:21,406 --> 00:09:23,046 Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck. 194 00:09:23,407 --> 00:09:24,699 The hell have I done? 195 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,535 [PHONE BUZZING] 196 00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:28,620 [SIGHS] Seriously? 197 00:09:28,621 --> 00:09:31,039 You're already telling whoever that is. 198 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,375 I've reduced myself to an anecdote. 199 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:36,502 Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman. 200 00:09:36,503 --> 00:09:38,228 Being generous. 201 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:41,383 Don't let it be Peach. 202 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:48,598 - The Captain? - [PHONE CHIMES] 203 00:09:48,599 --> 00:09:50,365 The hell is this? 204 00:09:52,686 --> 00:09:54,063 What? 205 00:09:54,064 --> 00:09:56,147 Obviously, you don't love him. 206 00:09:56,148 --> 00:09:57,789 Love ya! 207 00:09:58,568 --> 00:09:59,693 [DOOR SLAMS] 208 00:09:59,694 --> 00:10:02,695 [TENSE TONE] 209 00:10:02,696 --> 00:10:05,823 ♪ ♪ 210 00:10:05,824 --> 00:10:07,132 Love ya. 211 00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:09,759 Love ya? 212 00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:13,179 You never said that to Benji. 213 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,682 And look what had to happen to him. 214 00:10:17,212 --> 00:10:20,673 Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere... 215 00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:30,808 Yeah, so here, you're sacrificing a hardcover 216 00:10:30,809 --> 00:10:32,559 but you're getting greater textual accuracy 217 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,644 than any previous edition. 218 00:10:33,645 --> 00:10:35,312 It's the final word 219 00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:36,438 on the Tolkein trilogy. 220 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:38,775 Thank you so much. 221 00:10:40,193 --> 00:10:42,528 My dick reduced to cartoon food items. 222 00:10:42,529 --> 00:10:43,945 This is my nightmare. 223 00:10:43,946 --> 00:10:45,613 A hot dog. I'll take it. 224 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:47,756 Yes, with the bun. 225 00:10:49,202 --> 00:10:50,828 Tell her, Beck. 226 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:52,788 Go on. Listen to your gut. 227 00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:55,055 Joe's the one. 228 00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:59,001 Yes, worth it. K. One more shot. 229 00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,629 Not like there was any real doubt. 230 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,673 [DING] 231 00:11:02,674 --> 00:11:05,299 Outfit? Are you kidding me? 232 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,447 Just got it. Hope you like. 233 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:14,977 ♪ ♪ 234 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,688 You do all this for him? 235 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,438 - [DING] - Christoph's party - 236 00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:21,150 Montauk tonight. U in? 237 00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:22,860 Can't. Gotta write. 238 00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:25,111 You even lie to your friends about this guy. 239 00:11:25,112 --> 00:11:27,143 - What the hell? - [DING] 240 00:11:28,324 --> 00:11:31,410 And you've been confirmed at the Seahorse Motel. 241 00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:32,828 [DARK MUSIC] 242 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:34,328 Ethan. 243 00:11:34,329 --> 00:11:36,081 I need you to close tonight. 244 00:11:36,082 --> 00:11:38,500 Oh, man, I'd love to, but I gotta split soon. 245 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,669 Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding 246 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,130 - a master class tonight. - Wasn't a question. 247 00:11:43,131 --> 00:11:45,340 I'm sorry. I have an appointment out of town. 248 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:53,140 Beck, I should be your captain. 249 00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:56,142 [TENSE MUSIC] 250 00:11:56,143 --> 00:12:03,151 ♪ ♪ 251 00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:14,704 [HORN HONKING] 252 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:17,956 [DOOR OPENS] 253 00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:19,514 It can't be. 254 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,725 How old is he? 255 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:26,771 If only I could tell you I'm here. 256 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,385 You don't need to do this, whatever this is. 257 00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:32,471 It's not too late to stop it. 258 00:12:32,472 --> 00:12:35,822 - So good to see you, hon. - Yeah, you too, Dad. 259 00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:37,852 Dad? 260 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,982 ♪ ♪ 261 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:46,485 The place belongs to a couple from church. 262 00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:48,278 There are plenty of rooms and it's... 263 00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:49,695 it's ours right through New Year's. 264 00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:52,115 Sounds like a pretty cool place. 265 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,951 Even has a hot tub out on the patio. 266 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:56,495 Though if... [LAUGHS] I know Nancy, 267 00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:58,413 she won't let the kids near it. 268 00:12:58,414 --> 00:13:00,082 She doesn't normally want the kids near me either, 269 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,750 but here we are. 270 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,419 I really think you'd love it up there, honey. 271 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,087 Yeah, um... 272 00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:09,731 I don't know my schedule that far out, unfortunately. 273 00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:12,525 Of course. I... I... 274 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,097 I understand. 275 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,182 And you wonder why he asks for more. 276 00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:19,601 Um... 277 00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,560 But I'll totally check and I'll let you know 278 00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,606 as soon as possible. 279 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:36,410 What? Is it too much for a Dickens festival? 280 00:13:36,411 --> 00:13:38,661 No, no. I mean... 281 00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:41,971 It's just some people may find it, you know... 282 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,420 How is Nancy? 283 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,339 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 284 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:55,971 ♪ ♪ 285 00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:59,683 Why is he your secret, Beck? 286 00:13:59,684 --> 00:14:02,894 [LIVELY STRING MUSIC] 287 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:05,480 "Has only one fault that I know of. 288 00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:08,317 "And it happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish 289 00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:09,985 "is a want of taste. 290 00:14:09,986 --> 00:14:11,153 She don't like me." 291 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,156 [LAUGHTER] 292 00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:17,074 Pretty great, huh, sweetie? 293 00:14:17,075 --> 00:14:19,368 Yeah, it's, uh, amazing. 294 00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:22,414 Amazing this many people are fans of contrived plotting 295 00:14:22,415 --> 00:14:23,832 and melodrama. 296 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,375 If they even read Dickens. 297 00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:27,919 More likely they couldn't pass up an excuse to day drink. 298 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,504 How's your mom? 299 00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:31,381 Um... uh, she's actually... 300 00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:32,251 she's on a cruise. 301 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,404 But she's great. 302 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,484 Riddled with anxiety, 303 00:14:34,485 --> 00:14:36,230 low self-esteem, on antidepressants, 304 00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,847 dating men so safe and boring she must wanna scream 305 00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:40,198 But don't worry. 306 00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:42,851 You abandoning her didn't scar her at all. 307 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:44,770 How about your brother? How's he doing? 308 00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,730 Uh, you know, works a lot. 309 00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:49,232 Anya, too. But they seem happy. 310 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,207 According to Facebook. 311 00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:53,403 And how's school going? 312 00:14:53,404 --> 00:14:55,697 It's great, actually. I'm... 313 00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,948 I'm just working on building my portfolio. 314 00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,035 It's... it's more than just that first book. 315 00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,953 - [PHONE BUZZING] - You really need the second 316 00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,871 - if you're going... - Hey, where are you guys? 317 00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:06,958 [SIGHS] Beck, you're such an asshole. 318 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,419 "Love me, Daddy. I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy." 319 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,712 God, just shut up forever. 320 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,799 There they are. 321 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,842 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 322 00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:17,761 Oh, my God. 323 00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,721 She's actually gotten more smug. 324 00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,305 Beck, look, I have a cane. 325 00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:23,058 Yes, you do. 326 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,782 Look at you guys. 327 00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:27,645 You look... pretty. 328 00:15:27,646 --> 00:15:29,106 Stop hating them. 329 00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,357 They're just kids. 330 00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:31,440 None of it's their fault. 331 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,860 Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you. 332 00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:37,905 Guinevere, how are you? 333 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:40,283 - Mm. - Great. I love your dress. 334 00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,535 Not necessarily you in it, but... 335 00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:43,953 I bought you something. 336 00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,246 Just couldn't resist. 337 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:48,583 - No, she's not. - Ohh. [GASPS] 338 00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:51,001 Oh, it's perfect. 339 00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:53,019 Oh, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 340 00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:55,424 [WHISPERING] You're slipping a bit, dear. 341 00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,592 Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you. 342 00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,053 Thank you. 343 00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,847 [TENSE MUSIC] 344 00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:04,599 Play a game? 345 00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:08,019 You really are capable of keeping a secret. 346 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,064 Four, by my count. 347 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,608 Who the hell are you, Beck? 348 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,740 - [LAUGHTER] - Hi, there. 349 00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,616 - Hey! That's a boy. - Oh! First try. 350 00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,993 You're a natural. 351 00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,370 - [CLATTERING] - Yo! 352 00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,261 Two down. 353 00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:30,333 What an arm on him. 354 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:33,169 I know. I... I know I'm embarrassing, I know. 355 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,505 Babe, just get a shot for the blog. 356 00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:37,631 - Ooh! - [SCREAMS] 357 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,509 If I wasn't so blinded by love, 358 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,218 I would've seen the secrets 359 00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:43,512 right in front of me, waiting to be uncovered. 360 00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:46,140 Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain. 361 00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:49,617 AKA, Edward Martin Beck. 362 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,021 The addict part was true, I see. 363 00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,647 But he never died, which he credits 364 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,357 to his friends in the NA fellowship 365 00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,333 out of St. James Church. 366 00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,070 It was there that he not only conquered his demons 367 00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,990 but also met church rep and divorcée, 368 00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,908 Nancy Whitesell. 369 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,718 AKA, "The Christian News'" Mommy Blogger of the Year. 370 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,664 "If Ned can do it, so can you." 371 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:11,957 He became a feature in her blog. 372 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,876 Then, her life. 373 00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:17,213 Less than a year, they were married. 374 00:17:17,214 --> 00:17:19,508 He really landed himself the perfect family. 375 00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:22,176 If your step-mother is to be believed. 376 00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:24,136 But what about you, Beck. 377 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,639 Where do you fit into all this? 378 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,520 ♪ ♪ 379 00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:35,357 [BRASS BAND MUSIC] 380 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,275 [SIGHS] 381 00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:46,326 Your father has come such a long way. 382 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,078 He worked hard for it, too. 383 00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:49,538 You're barking up the wrong tree, lady, 384 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:50,622 if you think I'm gonna sit here 385 00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,914 and validate that man. 386 00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:54,709 Yeah, he's, uh... he's lucky to have you. 387 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,017 Hm. 388 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:58,462 Just goes to show you what a good Christian household 389 00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:00,382 and loving family can do. 390 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,466 She did not just suggest if you were more Christian 391 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,845 he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe. 392 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,737 Mommy, come watch me. 393 00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,947 Excuse me, my dear. 394 00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:15,857 [SIGHS] 395 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,901 [SIGHS] 396 00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:21,778 Your dad talk to you yet? 397 00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,822 She's so her mother, only less subtle. 398 00:18:24,823 --> 00:18:27,576 - Talk to me about... - Well, he's supposed to 399 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,468 tell you he can't send money anymore. 400 00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,581 But he's gonna help you find a better job first. 401 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:36,292 [SIGHS] Mom doesn't think he should wait. 402 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,420 She's so cranky. 403 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,394 It's the hormones. 404 00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:45,050 Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 405 00:18:45,051 --> 00:18:47,401 but she's pregnant. 406 00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:49,681 That's why they're fighting about it. 407 00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,599 Great. That's great. 408 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,866 He's starting a new family. 409 00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:58,746 Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. 410 00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:02,166 Why would he ever do that? 411 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,449 I'm going to find a bathroom. I'll be right back. 412 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:14,456 ♪ ♪ 413 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,516 Can I get another Timber Doodle? 414 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,598 Uh! Bitch. 415 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,601 [ROCK MUSIC] 416 00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:42,609 ♪ ♪ 417 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,155 Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today? 418 00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:50,491 Joe Goldberg is not working today. 419 00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:52,661 But, uh, I'm Ethan. 420 00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,828 - And you would be... - Looking for Joe. 421 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,414 - Expect him anytime soon? - I do not. 422 00:19:57,415 --> 00:19:59,834 Uh, relatively speaking. Joe's out of town. 423 00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:01,670 But is there anything I can help you find? 424 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,837 Possibly. I'm in the market 425 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,340 for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz." 426 00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:08,593 Oh, that's a pretty rare critter. 427 00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,095 Uh, not sure we have it. 428 00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,553 See, books of that pedigree we keep 429 00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,807 under lock and key downstairs. 430 00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,531 And you don't have the key? 431 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:18,478 Well, normally I have the key. 432 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,270 But I just don't have it right now. 433 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,691 Uh, Joe left with it. He just forgot to give it to me. 434 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,457 And where is Joe? 435 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,320 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 436 00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:30,365 I thought I was supposed to be writing. 437 00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,032 Are you with Eight Seconds? 438 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,202 No, I told you. I'm on a retreat. 439 00:20:34,203 --> 00:20:35,578 Is he with you? 440 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,872 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 441 00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,581 - What is it, Ethan? - Hey, bro. 442 00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:41,626 Uh, I know you didn't wanna be interrupted, 443 00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,545 but, uh, this chick was just in asking about 444 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,423 a first ed. "Ozma of Oz." - What are you talking about? 445 00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:48,549 Joe's there, in Nyack. 446 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,720 - What did she look like? - Uh, 25-ish, brunette, 447 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:54,556 kinda hot, but you know, maybe that's like a type thing. 448 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,223 Peach Salinger. 449 00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,501 Are you lying to me? 450 00:20:57,526 --> 00:20:59,060 Of course you are, that's what you do, 451 00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:00,520 lie so your life looks better. 452 00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,856 Peach, I'm... I'm not lying. 453 00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,066 I told you, I'm here to write. I... 454 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,734 I can't deal with this right now 455 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:09,404 - I promise I'll call you. - And you told her I'm here? 456 00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:11,822 I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or... 457 00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:14,241 You'll know I'm here. You may already know. 458 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,036 Hey, you. Oh, sorry. 459 00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:18,203 So sorry. 460 00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:20,248 How is this explainable? 461 00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:23,001 Do I run? Shit, shit, shit. 462 00:21:23,002 --> 00:21:25,962 [LIGHT MUSIC] 463 00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:33,012 ♪ ♪ 464 00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,598 Joe? 465 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,142 Beck? 466 00:21:39,143 --> 00:21:40,519 What are you doing here? 467 00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:50,653 [FIDDLE MUSIC] 468 00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:54,031 That's true, you are a book seller, aren't you? 469 00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,659 Sadly, I humiliate myself like this annually. 470 00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,511 Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya. 471 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,456 - You mock. - [LAUGHS] 472 00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:04,181 It's... it's fair. 473 00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,087 [SIGHS] 474 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,132 I'm... I'm lying. I'm lying to you right now. 475 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,593 - Excuse me? - I knew you were here. 476 00:22:13,594 --> 00:22:15,928 I wasn't happy with how we left things. 477 00:22:15,929 --> 00:22:18,431 And apparently, neither were you, seeing as how you were 478 00:22:18,432 --> 00:22:20,016 - hiding out in the bathroom. - I... I... 479 00:22:20,017 --> 00:22:21,850 I wasn't hiding, I swear. 480 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:24,229 We can at least agree that I may 481 00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,356 have left you a little wanting. 482 00:22:26,357 --> 00:22:28,273 - Yeah... - So, you're saying you did 483 00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:29,818 want it to last longer than eight seconds? 484 00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,110 No! I mean... yeah. As in... 485 00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:33,905 Wait, I thought it was a race. 486 00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:35,656 Didn't I win? 487 00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,866 No. Um... 488 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:40,912 I just... I thought it'd be nice if I came and surprised you. 489 00:22:40,913 --> 00:22:42,720 And not leave you with... 490 00:22:43,415 --> 00:22:46,335 that memory of me for too long. 491 00:22:47,877 --> 00:22:50,421 How did you, um... 492 00:22:50,422 --> 00:22:52,131 How did you know I was here? 493 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,925 Oh, well, you posted a nature shot this morning. 494 00:22:54,926 --> 00:22:57,678 See that little restaurant sign in the background? 495 00:22:57,679 --> 00:23:00,347 Apparently, Pops and Millie's ain't a chain. 496 00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,224 Mm, shocking. Really should be. 497 00:23:02,225 --> 00:23:03,619 Yeah. 498 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,603 So I Googled it and I saw all the information 499 00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:07,187 about the festival and I figured 500 00:23:07,188 --> 00:23:08,565 this was probably why you were in the area. 501 00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:10,983 And by the way, this outfit is really working on you, too. 502 00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:12,777 Ohh. 503 00:23:12,778 --> 00:23:14,084 Um... 504 00:23:14,989 --> 00:23:16,364 [SIGHS] 505 00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:19,048 Can you hold on for just one second? 506 00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,495 Hey, sweetie. Cooper's kinda hitting a wall. 507 00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:25,373 We were gonna head back and rest up before dinner. 508 00:23:25,374 --> 00:23:28,876 Oh, okay. I'll find my own ride back to the hotel, so... 509 00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:31,462 And who is this handsome gentleman? 510 00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:34,339 Sorry, this is... this is Joe. 511 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,885 He works at a book store I go to in the city. 512 00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,359 Well, hey, Joe. 513 00:23:39,096 --> 00:23:41,431 This is my wife, Nancy. I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad. 514 00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:43,974 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you both. 515 00:23:43,975 --> 00:23:46,560 You're welcome to join us for dinner, Joe. 516 00:23:46,561 --> 00:23:49,606 Yes! Totally. If you can. 517 00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:52,232 - [SIGHS] - I... I'd love to. 518 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:53,791 We'll see you then. 519 00:23:56,488 --> 00:23:58,239 Okay, uh... 520 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,490 I can explain. 521 00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:01,006 Um... 522 00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:03,453 [SIGHS] 523 00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:05,997 One day, when I was, um, 12, 524 00:24:05,998 --> 00:24:09,250 I got home from school before my brother and sister. 525 00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,376 My mom was at work. 526 00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:15,298 So I go into the basement to play "Mario Brothers" 527 00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:18,440 And I, uh... I find... 528 00:24:18,969 --> 00:24:20,651 my father... 529 00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:25,224 unconscious, with a needle in his arm. 530 00:24:27,352 --> 00:24:29,451 I thought he was dead. 531 00:24:30,188 --> 00:24:32,106 I'm so sorry 532 00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:33,441 you had to go through that. 533 00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:35,457 I mean, he survived it. 534 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:40,447 And... which, of course, was this amazing thing. 535 00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:43,451 So when he disappeared on us because he relapsed, 536 00:24:43,452 --> 00:24:44,967 I just... 537 00:24:45,204 --> 00:24:46,844 I couldn't believe it. 538 00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:51,307 Right then and there, I decided he was dead. 539 00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,837 Which is why I told you he was, which is... 540 00:24:55,838 --> 00:24:57,507 [SIGHS] 541 00:24:57,508 --> 00:25:00,718 Totally wrong, I mean, who does that? 542 00:25:00,719 --> 00:25:04,097 [CHUCKLES] The first deep, personal thing 543 00:25:04,098 --> 00:25:05,889 I tell you is a total lie. 544 00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:08,350 Well, hang on. That's... 545 00:25:08,351 --> 00:25:10,520 No, I get it if you are horrified 546 00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:12,145 and think I'm a total fraud and liar 547 00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:14,357 and want nothing to do with me. 548 00:25:14,358 --> 00:25:16,290 After everything you've been through? 549 00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:18,443 I get it. 550 00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:20,085 I'm sorry. 551 00:25:22,407 --> 00:25:23,782 [CHUCKLES] 552 00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,953 You're sorry? 553 00:25:27,996 --> 00:25:29,637 I am. 554 00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:34,751 Anyway, I was... I was at Brown 555 00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:37,337 and he tracked me down to say he had gotten clean. 556 00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:39,549 And then he says he wants to help 557 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:43,051 with my school and some of my bills. 558 00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:47,514 Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment 559 00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:49,599 and start having lunches with him 560 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,242 and doing stupid shit like this. 561 00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,272 Playing the dutiful daughter. 562 00:25:55,273 --> 00:25:59,109 Enduring this nauseatingly perfect new family of his. 563 00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:02,787 - I'm sure they're not perfect. - Believe me, they are. 564 00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:06,451 - Well, I guess I'll find out tonight. - No. [LAUGHS] 565 00:26:06,452 --> 00:26:07,993 I'm not subjecting you to that. 566 00:26:07,994 --> 00:26:10,829 I'll just... I'll tell them you had to go back. 567 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,081 - Book emergency. - I'd be on board, 568 00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,542 but that would be so un-Victorian of me. 569 00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:18,087 The virtuous maiden is supposed to be rescued 570 00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:21,382 by the dashing, sometimes broody 571 00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:23,593 - altogether charming hero. - [LAUGHS] 572 00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:26,402 And who is that? Is that... is that meant to be you? 573 00:26:26,972 --> 00:26:28,306 [LAUGHTER] 574 00:26:28,307 --> 00:26:29,557 But that boat, she can take it. 575 00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:31,254 You know. No, no, I know, I know it well. 576 00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,461 I don't know if Beck's told you, 577 00:26:32,462 --> 00:26:34,754 but I captained the Nantucket Ferry for 16 years. 578 00:26:34,755 --> 00:26:36,313 I did not know... see, now, 579 00:26:36,314 --> 00:26:37,690 I feel like I've been telling 580 00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:39,232 Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat. 581 00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,276 Oh, please. 582 00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:41,735 Do you sail, too? 583 00:26:41,736 --> 00:26:43,320 Oh, God, no. Never had the patience for it. 584 00:26:43,321 --> 00:26:45,615 Oh, Dad, you know your way around a sailboat. 585 00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:47,241 Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs. 586 00:26:47,242 --> 00:26:48,826 Yeah, I've been out a couple times. 587 00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:51,369 You don't remember the renters next door? 588 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,414 They had that Sunfish they let you take out. 589 00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:57,126 The Murphys. Their cars were always blocking the driveway. 590 00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:59,587 How's life in the big city, dear? 591 00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:02,130 It's great. Thanks for asking. 592 00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:04,800 Oh, and we broke our centerboard that one time. 593 00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:07,095 And... and the current took us, like, halfway to Long Island. 594 00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:09,262 Eh... what'd I say? Not much of a sailor. 595 00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:11,598 [LAUGHS] But you do, you remember it, right? 596 00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:13,309 I mean, it was pouring. 597 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,105 I learned every swear word in the book that day. 598 00:27:18,357 --> 00:27:20,357 I don't think he remembers, dear. 599 00:27:20,358 --> 00:27:23,443 I think he can speak for himself, Nancy. 600 00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:26,155 God, you know, you don't... you don't have to protect him. 601 00:27:26,156 --> 00:27:28,199 Okay, he's... he's not a child. 602 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,367 - [SILVERWARE CLANKS] - You're one to talk. 603 00:27:30,368 --> 00:27:34,038 - Excuse me? - You invest nothing in this family. 604 00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:35,705 Nothing. 605 00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:37,333 Not even a call to your father on his birthday. 606 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,792 You know what? Stop. 607 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,293 You have no idea what you're talking about. 608 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:42,712 'Cause your father... he's just an ATM to you. 609 00:27:42,713 --> 00:27:44,965 - Right, Beck? - Uh, please, 610 00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,550 - let's not do this. - Okay, I'm sorry. 611 00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:48,136 And what is he to you? 612 00:27:48,137 --> 00:27:50,262 A feature for your blog so you can brag 613 00:27:50,263 --> 00:27:52,682 how you lifted him out of the pits of despair? 614 00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,100 News flash! He was sober when you met him. 615 00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:56,726 I was in the pits with him. 616 00:27:56,727 --> 00:27:59,480 And not because I wasn't Christian enough. 617 00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:01,982 You didn't save him. 618 00:28:01,983 --> 00:28:03,276 You think he'll fall over 619 00:28:03,277 --> 00:28:04,860 if you pull your hand out of his ass? 620 00:28:04,861 --> 00:28:07,864 - Guinevere! Enough. - [SIGHS] 621 00:28:07,865 --> 00:28:09,030 What the hell are you looking at? 622 00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:11,325 - Guinevere. - Do not talk to my daughter that way. 623 00:28:11,326 --> 00:28:13,618 Okay, whatever. I'm done. 624 00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:15,328 Oh, and, um... 625 00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:17,539 congrats on the baby. 626 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,332 How blessed you all are. 627 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,168 [SLAMS TABLE] 628 00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:24,172 [DARK TONE] 629 00:28:24,173 --> 00:28:27,425 ♪ ♪ 630 00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:49,044 Do you want him dead? 631 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,299 What? 632 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,305 Kinda feels like you and he... 633 00:29:01,877 --> 00:29:03,586 have some unresolved stuff. 634 00:29:03,587 --> 00:29:07,298 Believe me, I'm king of unresolved family issues. 635 00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,648 I know what people splitting feels like. 636 00:29:10,886 --> 00:29:12,220 [SIGHS] 637 00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:14,278 I just wonder if, uh... 638 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,184 Look, he's here. He's alive. 639 00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:21,980 Use that as an opportunity to talk to him. 640 00:29:24,148 --> 00:29:27,457 Or, uh, you're a writer. 641 00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,319 Could be helpful to write about him. 642 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,280 - Cathartic, too. - What are you doing? 643 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,449 N-nothing... I don't... 644 00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:34,825 Do you hear yourself right now? 645 00:29:34,826 --> 00:29:36,077 I mean, who the hell are you 646 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,578 to tell me that I have daddy issues. 647 00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:39,955 You don't even know me. 648 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:40,956 Hey, Beck, hang... hang... hang on... 649 00:29:40,957 --> 00:29:42,916 Just go. 650 00:29:42,917 --> 00:29:45,475 Leave me alone. I'm serious. 651 00:29:49,383 --> 00:29:50,715 [SIGHS] 652 00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:57,723 ♪ ♪ 653 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,166 Hey, hon. 654 00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:12,294 We're gonna get going. 655 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:17,633 Cool, um... 656 00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:20,260 Thanks for dinner. 657 00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,695 This should cover the room. 658 00:30:39,223 --> 00:30:41,865 It's hard for me to see you with them. 659 00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:45,520 I keep waiting for you to be you again. 660 00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:47,440 Well, this is me, Guinevere. 661 00:30:47,441 --> 00:30:49,399 No, it's not. You were... 662 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,651 Reckless. 663 00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:51,985 And out of control. 664 00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:54,655 And, honey, you were a kid, you... 665 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,240 You didn't see what was going on. 666 00:30:56,241 --> 00:30:57,631 Yes... 667 00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,758 yes, I did. 668 00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:03,165 And you were more than just an addict. 669 00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:06,640 I miss you. 670 00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,522 [SIGHS] Whatever. 671 00:31:14,342 --> 00:31:16,636 You know, I tell people that you're dead. 672 00:31:18,512 --> 00:31:21,655 Kinda feels like you did die that day in the basement. 673 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,519 [SOMBER MUSIC] 674 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,770 ♪ ♪ 675 00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:28,870 I'm sorry you feel that way. 676 00:31:31,568 --> 00:31:33,528 You were a good sailor. 677 00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:43,302 Well, maybe you can tell me about it sometime. 678 00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:45,804 Maybe in Vermont. 679 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,598 Over Christmas. 680 00:31:52,088 --> 00:31:54,215 Like I said, I'll have to let you know. 681 00:31:56,885 --> 00:32:03,892 ♪ ♪ 682 00:32:10,898 --> 00:32:13,901 [SOMBER POP MUSIC] 683 00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:17,780 ♪ ♪ 684 00:32:17,781 --> 00:32:19,615 [SIGHS] 685 00:32:19,616 --> 00:32:26,665 ♪ ♪ 686 00:32:41,096 --> 00:32:42,637 [SIGHS] 687 00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:44,472 On the plywood over the bay window, 688 00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:47,350 we spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel. 689 00:32:47,351 --> 00:32:50,020 Cow her into a tropical storm. 690 00:32:50,021 --> 00:32:53,774 Her moon tide, though, carries your beach chair away. 691 00:32:58,405 --> 00:33:00,780 Sea glass and Springsteen. 692 00:33:00,781 --> 00:33:04,326 The beached whale, the silent walk home. 693 00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:07,455 The grill that doesn't start on the Fourth of July. 694 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:13,543 ♪ ♪ 695 00:33:13,544 --> 00:33:17,839 The woman at the drug store you hit on who isn't Mom. 696 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,482 The renters blocking the drive. 697 00:33:20,886 --> 00:33:23,902 The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on. 698 00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,642 Morning sun over Wauwinet. 699 00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:31,228 The red ladle over the pan. 700 00:33:31,229 --> 00:33:33,897 Your wrist, the perfect cant. 701 00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:35,900 [PHONE BUZZES] 702 00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:41,405 You leave for the 8:20 to Hyannis with one commandment. 703 00:33:41,406 --> 00:33:44,451 Get the batter off the ladle while it's wet. 704 00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,829 [SIGHS] 705 00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,668 The ladle's left in the sink. 706 00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:58,713 Mom lets it soak. 707 00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:00,840 Leave it, she says. 708 00:34:00,841 --> 00:34:03,608 You go away, and we come home. 709 00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:07,013 And what's left of you. It loosens. 710 00:34:07,014 --> 00:34:09,349 And the water carries it away. 711 00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:16,358 ♪ ♪ 712 00:34:20,153 --> 00:34:21,904 [WATER RUNNING] 713 00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:23,708 [PHONE BUZZES] 714 00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:28,576 [PHONE BUZZING] 715 00:34:28,577 --> 00:34:36,293 ♪ ♪ 716 00:34:36,294 --> 00:34:38,092 [PHONE BUZZES] 717 00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:49,057 [SIGHS] 718 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:58,148 ♪ ♪ 719 00:34:58,149 --> 00:35:00,233 [KNOCKING] 720 00:35:00,234 --> 00:35:02,570 [INHALES, EXHALES] 721 00:35:02,571 --> 00:35:04,779 [LOCKS UNLATCHING] 722 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:10,578 ♪ ♪ 723 00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:15,222 They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed. 724 00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,251 Mm. 725 00:35:18,252 --> 00:35:24,257 ♪ ♪ 726 00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:26,775 I like who I am with you, Joe. 727 00:35:28,638 --> 00:35:33,099 ♪ You can see it in my eyes ♪ 728 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,476 ♪ On the level ♪ 729 00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:38,480 ♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪ 730 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:42,985 ♪ ♪ 731 00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,320 Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call. 732 00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:47,281 Is it okay if I come in? 733 00:35:50,618 --> 00:35:53,704 ♪ I'm rebel ♪ 734 00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:58,000 ♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪ 735 00:35:58,001 --> 00:35:59,626 Ah! [LAUGHS] 736 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:03,088 ♪ You play your game, I take my time ♪ 737 00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:04,590 Ahh! 738 00:36:04,591 --> 00:36:07,884 ♪ You take your aim ♪ 739 00:36:07,885 --> 00:36:11,889 ♪ Commit your crime ♪ 740 00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:13,238 Ahh! 741 00:36:14,225 --> 00:36:17,268 - Oh! - [LAUGHS] Ah! 742 00:36:17,269 --> 00:36:19,480 Too rough for you, Goldberg? 743 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,730 Not at all. 744 00:36:20,731 --> 00:36:22,983 ♪ I'm a rebel ♪ 745 00:36:22,984 --> 00:36:27,654 ♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪ 746 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,322 - Uh! - Yeah! 747 00:36:29,323 --> 00:36:33,326 ♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪ 748 00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:36,497 [SIGHING] 749 00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:41,961 [SIGHS] I want you, Joe. 750 00:36:43,879 --> 00:36:46,965 ♪ Comin' out of no... rebel ♪ 751 00:36:46,966 --> 00:36:50,009 ♪ Comin' out of no... rebel ♪ 752 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,929 ♪ Comin' out of no... ♪ 753 00:36:52,930 --> 00:36:56,099 ♪ Comin' out of no... ♪ 754 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,519 [BOTH MOAN] 755 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,857 [UPBEAT, LIGHT MUSIC] 756 00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:06,110 ♪ ♪ 757 00:37:06,111 --> 00:37:07,860 [SIGHS] 758 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:14,868 ♪ ♪ 759 00:37:18,205 --> 00:37:19,706 Hey, stranger. 760 00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:21,348 Ohh. 761 00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,960 You drool in your sleep. 762 00:37:23,961 --> 00:37:25,852 So cute. 763 00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:27,797 Were you watching me? 764 00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:29,397 Maybe. 765 00:37:30,426 --> 00:37:32,567 Uh-oh. Stalker. 766 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:35,390 Learn from the best. 767 00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:41,395 [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC] 768 00:37:41,396 --> 00:37:46,525 ♪ ♪ 769 00:37:46,526 --> 00:37:48,833 [BOTH LAUGH] 770 00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:52,697 How... how did you figure out where I live? 771 00:37:52,698 --> 00:37:54,074 [SIGHS] 772 00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:56,869 The bearded guy from the bookstore. 773 00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:58,426 Oh. 774 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:05,086 Mm, you taste like maple syrup. 775 00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,925 - Mm, wait. - What? 776 00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:15,138 [SIGHS] 777 00:38:17,055 --> 00:38:21,268 I have to apologize about our talk. 778 00:38:21,269 --> 00:38:23,603 I was a hostile goose. 779 00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:25,021 A hostile goose? 780 00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:27,273 Yeah, geese are total dicks. 781 00:38:27,274 --> 00:38:29,025 But, uh, no, seriously. 782 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:32,612 You called me on my shit, 783 00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:35,491 and I took it really poorly. 784 00:38:35,492 --> 00:38:38,117 Because, um... well, because 785 00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:39,786 you were totally right, and I didn't wanna hear it 786 00:38:39,787 --> 00:38:41,288 and I'm sorry. 787 00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,081 Like you said, we barely know each other. 788 00:38:43,082 --> 00:38:44,708 - And here I was, trying... - You really don't think 789 00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:46,460 we know each other? 790 00:38:46,461 --> 00:38:49,087 I mean, I was just... I was angry when I said that and... 791 00:38:49,088 --> 00:38:50,645 Look... 792 00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:56,637 sometimes I could swear I've known you forever. 793 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,262 But in the grand scheme of things, 794 00:38:58,263 --> 00:39:00,097 Not long enough 795 00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:01,391 for me to be commenting 796 00:39:01,392 --> 00:39:02,934 on your relationship with your father. 797 00:39:02,935 --> 00:39:04,393 Oh, you were just trying to help me see 798 00:39:04,394 --> 00:39:06,896 that I'm full of shit. [LAUGHS] 799 00:39:06,897 --> 00:39:09,148 And you were sweet. 800 00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:13,027 Uh, it's funny. I feel like every guy I date is... 801 00:39:13,028 --> 00:39:15,322 they're either messes... like my dad was... 802 00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:16,989 or they're like my dad is now, 803 00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,924 trying to be something that they think they should. 804 00:39:21,454 --> 00:39:24,831 Or they're me. Both a mess and a fraud. 805 00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:26,333 You're not a fraud. 806 00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:29,335 - So just a mess? - No, not more than anyone. 807 00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:32,547 But then there is you. 808 00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:35,007 I mean, you're not trying to be anything than what you are. 809 00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:37,594 You're just you. There's not an ounce 810 00:39:37,595 --> 00:39:39,137 of falseness in you. 811 00:39:39,138 --> 00:39:42,683 I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo and you own starch. 812 00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:45,268 And I like how you don't care about dumb shit 813 00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:47,271 like posting your life online. 814 00:39:47,272 --> 00:39:49,691 I mean, it's... it's a revelation. 815 00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:55,612 Do you know how many selfies I've taken on the toilet? 816 00:39:55,613 --> 00:39:56,779 A lot. 817 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:58,783 [LAUGHS] 818 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,204 Okay, instead of sitting here, watching you judge me, 819 00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:06,789 I'm gonna go pee. No. 820 00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,125 I'm not... 821 00:40:08,126 --> 00:40:10,919 And try not to take a selfie. 822 00:40:12,589 --> 00:40:13,880 [DOOR CLOSES] 823 00:40:13,881 --> 00:40:15,215 What are the chances 824 00:40:15,216 --> 00:40:16,842 I'm getting a follow-up review? 825 00:40:16,843 --> 00:40:21,054 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC] 826 00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:24,056 ♪ Heaven ♪ 827 00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:28,853 ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ 828 00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:33,317 Apparently I've redeemed myself. 829 00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:34,735 Far be it for me to stop you 830 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:37,570 from shouting it from the rooftops. 831 00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:41,339 Plus, I guess it is nice to hear it from your friends. 832 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,828 Even if not all of them 833 00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:46,704 can share in your happiness. 834 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:50,250 ♪ ♪ 835 00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,085 It's really too bad 836 00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:53,587 the one whose approval you crave most 837 00:40:53,588 --> 00:40:55,213 isn't my biggest fan. 838 00:40:55,214 --> 00:41:02,263 ♪ ♪ 839 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:08,157 Fortunately, Paco's a remarkably quick reader. 840 00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:12,438 I can return the book I, of course, 841 00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,581 never had any intention of keeping. 842 00:41:15,401 --> 00:41:17,417 And if that's not enough, 843 00:41:17,861 --> 00:41:20,587 if Peach still has a problem... 844 00:41:21,865 --> 00:41:23,784 well, every relationship has 845 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,009 its obstacles to overcome, right? 846 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:29,095 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 847 00:41:29,624 --> 00:41:30,916 I won't. 848 00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:33,627 ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ 849 00:41:34,885 --> 00:41:42,951 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 59657

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