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Previously on "Whiskey Cavalier"...

Did you just shut off the power grid?

Yes, ma'am. You want
to cause a traffic jam?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

I'm just hoping, if I
hang around long enough,

that someday, Will will
forgive me and let me back in.

Here's the thing. You're
never gonna stop being scared.

What makes a good agent is the ability

to push through that
fear and get the job done

when everything's at stake.

And I know you can do that.

_

_

Too fast! Too fast!

You keep saying the same
thing over and over again.

Yeah, 'cause it's too fast!

Good morning. Whew! I'm still waking up.

Hey, you know, I'd be,
uh, I'd be racing myself,

but those rally cars, they're
really built for people

under 5 feet tall.

I'm 5'8". That's above average.

You wish you were 5'8".

Watch the road!

Okay, guys, focus.

Alexi Yogin, the
bio-terrorist you're grabbing,

only leaves Moscow for these things.

He's in the car right in front of you.

Guys, I know we're on mission,

but I think I can actually win this.

- Permission to win?
- No. Sorry.

It looks like Alexi's got a
security team at the finish line.

You're gonna have to take
him out on the course.

Ooh, fun.

Do what now?!

Whoo-hoo!

Standish, you said you
wanted more field experience.

Come on. Here it is.

I take it back!

Whooooo!

All right, hold on.
Our friend's onto us.

He's going off-road.

Look, if I'm gonna die in this damn car,

you better not lose his ass.

Attaboy.

- So proud!
- Right?

Yeah.

Here's your shot. Take it!

- Ram him.
- All right. Yeah.

Here we go. Come on.

Here we go!

Oh.

Okay.

Interesting choice.

Alexi, let me see your hands!

In the air!

Standish, what are you doing?

I think he's hurt.

Please help.

Do not approach the asset!

- Standish...
- Standish...

My leg's broken.

Standish, no! Think!

Relax! Obviously, he broke his leg.

My bad.

Look, if you wanna be mad
at someone, be mad at him.

He's the one who shot the asset!

Uh, yeah... to save your life.

Look, Jai, I think we're all getting
a little tired of your excuses.

I...

Thank you for saving my life.

My mom thanks you, too.

All right. We got to go
get our mission from Ray.

Looks like, uh, you're coming along.

Oh, come on, man. Am I in trouble?

I thought Alexi was hurt.
I just wanted to help.

Hey, look, it's normal
to feel for another human

when they're in pain.

You'd have to be a sociopath not to.

That's your cue.

If I was there,

after I shot Alexi,

- I would have shot you!
- There it is.

So you would've killed me for a mistake.

No. I would have put one in
the leg to teach you a lesson!

Mm-hmm.

- Okay.
- Wow. Just the leg?

You're showing a lot of personal growth.

I'm proud of you, Frankie.

I'm trying.

Ray, is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm great. Why?

Oh.

I'm, um... watching my
niece for the weekend,

and she likes to play dress-up.

Uncle Ray, can I put
lipstick on you later?

Mm...

I'm gonna answer this one. Yes.

Yes!

Joke's on you. I look great in lipstick.

Do you?

So, the... team's new
target is Kim Yong Son.

He's an engineering prodigy at
Bucharest Technical Institute.

He's spent years studying
maglev technology,

which harnesses EMF propulsion fields.

C-Can we have that in
English, please, Ray?

They're using magnets to move stuff.

Oh. Why didn't you just say that?

Well, I would've if I understood it,

but I didn't, so I couldn't.

Anyway, Yong claims to be working on

a new high-speed railway system.

Yeah, I studied maglev
propulsion at MIT.

That technology has
military applications.

Bingo!

His country's military
wants to use his research

to build long-range missiles.

We're not sure if Yong even knows.

That puts every ally,
including the U.S.,

within a dictator's striking distance.

It reshapes the balance of power.

See? That time, I explained it good.

Okay, just one question...

why am I here?

Well, we need to retrieve Yong's data

before it falls into the wrong hands.

And convince him to defect.

So...

the team's going back to college!

Hey.

And you are going undercover
as Yong's new roommate,

which means you, my
friend, are running point.

What?! That's a horrible idea.

Hey, let's... let's be supportive here.

Ray, it's not a great idea.

I can hear both of y'all.

Like, I'm in the room with you.

- We know.
- Wait. So... why me?

Well, for one thing, you speak nerd.

So you two can talk about

maglev-propulsion... whatever, okay?

And also, look, you're
the only guy on the team

that can pass as a college student.

Mm...

I can still pass as a grad student.

Is he serious?

Okay. Is that it, Ray? Anything else?

No. Whew!

Uh, here's your covers.

- That was good, Will.
- Good luck.

Come on. I got a baby face. I can...

That's rich.

Let's make you a princess.

Oh, boy.

I've e-mailed you your course schedule.

You're placed in most of Yong's classes.

Will and I will also be
on campus, as professors.

I love that we get
to go back to college.

I mean, it was the
happiest times of my life.

You guys think I'm cool now...

No one thinks you're cool now.

I think you're totally cool.

Thank you, Standish.

But I could be wrong.

Better I play both sides.

Getting ahold of Yong's
research is gonna be hard,

but getting him to defect,
that's gonna be even harder.

I mean, we don't know
where his allegiance lies.

We don't even know if he's interested.

You need to get close to Yong fast.

You two have a lot in common.

You're both giant nerds.

Get him to trust you, ask
him about his personal life...

No offense, Frankie, but are you
telling me how to make a friend?

Oh, he's, uh, he's implying
that you've never made a friend.

Uh, I made a friend just recently.

Name him.

Keith.

Keith who?

Richards.

No, that's the lead guitarist
for The Rolling Stones.

Okay. I'm gonna go pack.

Hey, before you go, uh,

there's something that's not
in the dossier that should be.

It's how much I believe in you.

Oh, God.

Come on. Bring it in.

I really do think you're cool.

I know. Everybody does.

You go get 'em, huh?

What is with this touchy-feely crap?

You're gonna make him soft!

I'm just trying to boost
his self-esteem, okay?

I've trained a bunch of newbie agents.

All they need to know is
there's a support system there.

No, they don't.

They need tough love.

They need to know that
if they make a mistake,

millions of people will die
and it's all their fault.

You should work with children.

Really?

No.

Okay.

At college, I will be...

- "Dr. Vijay Parikh."
- Ooh.

"Visiting fellow from Berkeley,
researching astrophysics."

- Ooh!
- Oh, I like mine.

"Carmen Veracruz, sexy psych professor."

What, it says "sexy" on the page?

No. I added that.

But it's accurate.

No argument here. We are...

We have these a-and books for
our course, s-so we're set.

Ah! Reading for the plane!

Daah! No!

I'm sorry. Just...
Don't open that, please.

Jai, it's a book.

Yes, but inside the book are
really sensitive micro cameras

for on-site surveillance.

So if we put these in
all of Yong's classes,

we can watch him around the clock.

That is so cool!

- I did that.
- Nice!

- Hey, party people!
- Hi, Ray.

We just got some new intel on Yong.

Turns out his country
sent a handler along

to watch his every move.

You guys need to figure out
who that is and take him down.

Understood. Thanks, Ray.

All right.

Okay, you're not leaving.

Feels like you guys need
an extra body, you know?

Someone with field experience,
someone who knows the team,

someone who doesn't want to
babysit his niece anymore.

Are you serious, Ray?

Look at my nails.

No. N-No, no... That's not...

Look, she wants to pluck
my brows next, all right?

I don't care if I get shot.

Just please, take me with you.

Do you really think you could
pass for a college professor?

Not a chance in hell. Hmm.

Uh... but I could be a football coach.

_

Thanks so much.

Ah, sweet!

I wanted a group photo of us on campus.

Oh, college.

Take it in, you guys.

Full of knowledge and ambition.

Sports and beer.

Walks of shame.

Okay, enough Memory Lane, everybody.

Yong's research puts millions in danger.

- We have to move fast.
- Relax.

I'm gonna have Yong and his research

wrapped up in a bow like that.

Hey.

I'm Reggie. How you doing?

I'm-a tell you how you're
doing. You're doing great.

Because Reggie is now your roommate.

Reggie the Roommate, coming through.

We need to come up
with a cool handshake.

- How you feel about that?
- Can you hand me those headphones?

Yeah. Yeah.

Here you go.

You know I can see those
aren't plugged in, right?

Yes, I know.

Okay. All right.

Look, it's okay, Standish.

It was a bit of a rocky start,

but everything is gonna be just fine.

Now, remember that Yong is
from an oppressed country,

so he... you know, he'd
probably love a roommate

who can show him how to
have a little bit of fun.

Come on, you've got this, man.

I got this.

Hey, man! We're gonna have
a great semester together.

Uh-oh. Watch out. Incoming.

Excuse me, we're looking for the class

with beautiful women and amazing smiles.

You two obviously know
where that is, right?

Hey, you want to, like,
meet up with them later?

Go to a bar or something?

Do other people find you funny?

I'd like to think so.

They're wrong.

All right.

Good morning. How's everyone feeling?

A little anxious?

Well, don't be.

Welcome to Abnormal Psychology.

Okay!

I'm gonna start by
learning everyone's name.

Good morning!

My name is Dr. Parikh.

Your names are not important.

This is the research lab component

of your respective majors.

I expect you to be
diligent, focused, perfect.

I don't take questions.

Let's begin.

Sick laptop you got there, man.

You know, if you want to
maximize your performance,

discrete graphics chips beat
integrated GPUs every time.

You play "Fortnite"? I've been...

Video games are the reason
people are getting dumber.

I saw you playing in our room.

Now you're just being mean.

He's just being mean, right?

Not gonna offer me
none? Okay. It's cool.

Good morning, everybody!

Good morning! Hello!

Hello. My name is, uh, Professor Hewson.

This is Professor Brenner.

We will be co-lecturing

on Gender Roles and Sexuality
in Classic Literature.

So, where to start?

With female characters, you're
either a damsel in distress

or you get killed.

Lecture over. Thanks, everybody.

Okay, Amy, I don't think that's... fair.

I mean, classic literature

is full of modernized
takes on sexuality.

I'm kind of an expert.

Yeah, well, those who can't do... teach.

Okay, I-I think...

She's the fun one in the group. Y...

I can do. Trust me, I
can... I can do and do.

I mean, I-I...

I'm not gonna do right here
in front of the class...

- Thank God.
- But...

Look, uh, take Charlotte Bronte's, uh,

"Jane Eyre," All right?

In a time of sexual repression,

she gave us a female protagonist

who doggedly pursued her
innermost carnal desires.

I mean, that's...

That, I like.

I thought you would.

Just kiss her already!

- Okay.
- Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

Thank you. all right, everybody.

- Guys, take out your syllabuses, please.
- The tension's in the air.

You can't feel that?

The first bullet point
is... is "Ulysses" by Joyce.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Good first lecture.

Well, I'm glad to say that in this hour,

we determined that, "A," we can all read

and, "B," that we are
all sexual creatures.

Now, go home. I'll see you on Wednesday.

And focus on one of those two.

Goodbye, everybody.

Hey.

I just wanted you to know

I really, really enjoyed your lecture.

Oh, thank you. I-I really,
really appreciate that.

Good.

Uh, would you like to
meet Professor Brenner?

Hi.

Nah. I'm good.

Bye.

And that's why I hated college.

All right, Yong, I'll check you later.

Hope not.

Thank you.

- How's it going up there?
- Not great.

I know.

We all know.

I got to ask you...

what if I can't connect with Yong?

What if I can't get him to defect?

Don't worry. We'll just
switch to another tactic.

We'll still need to obtain his research,

and since Yong can
just re-create it all,

he'll either be abducted
or we'll take him out.

Take him out?

W-What are you doing?

Your teddy bear tactics aren't working.

Tough love time.

Look, we can't kill him.

He's a jerk, yeah, but he's just a kid.

Tell me we're not gonna kill him.

Look at me.

Nobody on our team
is going to kill Yong.

Thank God.

Wait, what about another team?

- Nnh.
- You want the truth?

That kid's creating a lethal weapon,

so you need to connect with him ASAP.

Eliminate that threat by
getting him to switch sides...

or he's probably going to die.

Get it?

Yeah.

Get to work.

All right, I got this.

Now he has a fire under him.

That's how you train an agent.

Yeah. Great job.

You know, he's, um... he's on comms.

I can hear him throwing
up in the hallway.

Well...

"Well"? Scare the puke out of the kid.

Nice, Tomas!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

I got to tell you, when I volunteered

to be the club rugby coach, I, uh...

I didn't know a thing about the game.

Now, I'm a little fuzzy
on the rules still,

so, uh, today, we're gonna
start with the basics,

and that's posing for the team picture.

This is how we did it in
football, so listen up.

Need a wide stance.

Hands behind your back.

Thick neck... that's the key.
Thick as you can make it.

Dead in the eyes.

If you're wondering what's
going through my mind,

it's absolutely nothing... just
a bunch of clicks and buzzes.

Now, let's go! Come on, now!

Think "Thick neck"! Thick neck!

Everybody! Thick as you can make it!

Ooh, easy. Easy, there,
son. Just a thick neck.

You look like you're
gonna squirt your shorts.

You know, there's a lot
of big guys out here.

You'd better be fast, or
you're gonna get killed.

When my government allowed
me to come here to study,

they required me to
get physical activity

at least once a week.

Fun government.

Oh, looks like your big
friend's checking on you.

Uh...

I don't know him.

Oh, well, let's work
on your picture neck.

Yeah. Yeah, thick.

Looks good. Looks good. Thicker.

Well, whoever the handler is,

he'll be around Yong all the time.

I got a list from the
registrar of all the students

who share more than one class with Yong.

I've been going through all the footage

I got from my textbook cams.

All we got to do is
crosscheck it against the names

and see if anyone's
behaving suspiciously.

I have been watching
this for a long time.

I'm reminded of the fact that
college was really boring.

- Are you kidding?
- Mnh-mnh.

College is filled with drama.

Yeah, look.

The one getting extra
help from her professor?

That is more than "extra help."

Look at her.

She's batting her eyelashes.

She's just laughing so much.

No chemistry professor is that charming.

- That is a lot of touching.
- Mm-hmm.

Are they sleeping together?

Oh, yeah.

And look at his hand.

That is a wedding ring.

- Uh-huh.
- He is married!

This is a bad man.

A ba... Ooh, a bad man.

Anyway, enough of her.

- Oh, no!
- Yes, yes!

This is the student
that I'm interested in...

Park Lin.

Ooh, yeah, I just met that guy.

He seemed very aware of Yong.

What are you wearing?

Oh, this is my new rugby jersey.

I love this sport.

Tomas says I'm a natural hooker.

That's a... rugby position.

Unless he's playing a
very mean trick on me.

All right, hang on.

Park Lin... 3.0 GPA, born in Seoul,

very little social media...

Wait.

He joined college late
'cause he's former military.

Fits the profile.

- Let's keep an eye on him.
- Mm-hmm.

Now, as the world's youngest recipient of the...

no talking... Wrexham Williams
Prize for physics innovation,

I am uniquely qualified to judge
what is in the nascent brain.

In yours, nothing.

Carry on.

Now, some of you might be wondering,

"If we leave our lab stations messy,

does he just come in in
the middle of the night

and throw all of our stuff away?"

I do!

And I'm not sorry.

In fact, if it's expensive...

I'll keep it.

Hey.

Look at this kid.

Still testing Gaussian lasers,
like we're in high school.

What are you working on?

Oh, what is that... maglev technology?

I've dabbled.

Worked with superconducting
electromagnets

to minimize friction and
make transport more efficient.

Need some help?

I'd appreciate it if you
didn't bother yourself

with my work.

Okay.

Yong has left the building,
and Standish is still whiffing.

Standish, are you trying
to get your roommate killed?

No. I'm trying to bond with him

over science, like you said.

I've also tried fun, humor,

and just all-around being awesome,

but none of them is working,
so get off my back, Frankie.

I'm not on your back.

She's definitely on your back.

It's, uh, it's too much.

Oh, good. Will's here.

You know why I'm so stressed?

Because you put his
life on my shoulders,

and that's just too much
pressure for any human being.

It's like my head's in a vise,

and you just keep
turning it and turning it

- and turning it and turning it...
- Standish!

- ... and turning it...
- Standish.

... and turning it and turning it
till you can't turn it no more.

But then you turn it one
more time, just to crack it.

- Yeah.
- And you want to see if you can crack me.

Well, you're not gonna crack
me, Frankie. You're not doing it.

Hey, I know I got here late, but, uh,

how's that tough love working out?

Look, I know you don't
like to admit this,

but you and I both care
about Standish, right?

Yeah. So, then, let's
work together and help him.

Fine.

Fine.

Hey, yo, Yong!

Yong! Man, we got to talk.

Of course. 'Cause I'm the
only one you ever talk to.

No. I just finished having
an hour-long conversation

with the dorm RA about
how you want a new roommate

because I make you uncomfortable.

I was just being honest.

You told him I was selling heroin.

I said I didn't know for sure.

You know what? I'm done with
you! I'm done with all of this!

If you had any idea why I was
trying so hard, you would...

You and your pretentious attitude can...

- Run.
- What?

Run!

Whoa! Whoa!

Take this! Go over there!

Let's go.

What the hell's happening?!

More running, less talking!

Who the hell were they?!

All right. You should be safe here.

I got people watching the building.

What are you talking about?!

W-Why did someone try to kill us?!

- W-What's going on?!
- Hey!

Look, I lied, okay.

I'm not just the best
college roommate ever.

I'm also an undercover agent.

- Wha...
- I'll be back to explain more later,

but I got to go check in
with my team, all right?

- Just lock the door behind me.
- Oh, wait, wait!

A-A-About before...

sorry if I was being a little abrasive.

A little?

Yes.

My whole life, people have
always wanted something from me.

I-I just thought you were the same.

Anyway...

... thank you for saving my life.

It's what I do.

It's Reggie time.

Oh! There you guys are!

Listen, it just got crazy!

I got attacked by two assassins and...

They were dressed
ex... actly like y'all.

Nice job knocking me off my bike.

Totally hurt my knee.

Oh. Good. I'm glad you got hurt.

Because I thought I was going to die!

Why did you attack me?

It's an old spy trick...
you get the asset

to feel indebted to you
because you "saved their life."

It's a quick way to bond.

- Oh, it's a quick way to bond.
- Good. Yeah.

Well, that's insane!

Did it work?

That's not the point.

The point is, you guys need to
let me know what the plan is.

- Why didn't you?
- Needed to seem real.

- Mm-hmm.
- You're not a great actor.

- Mm.
- That's hurtful.

You guys made such a big scene.

What if we tipped off Yong's handler?

Don't worry. We got it taken care of.

- Aah! Oh, man.
- Oh, God.

Are you hurting 'cause you're old?

No. I'm not hurting 'cause I'm old.

- Ow! Yes!
- Ohh!

I mean, not 'cause I'm
old... 'cause I'm...

Yeah. It's okay.

Oh, man.

Park Lin, I need a quick word.

Actually, we all need to talk to you.

All three?

Well, it's a...

psychology, science...

rugby-related matter.

It's about your assignment.

I turned in my paper.

No, no... your government assignment.

To monitor Yong and his
research so you can weaponize it.

We read your e-mails.

Okay.

Before we all start shooting each other,

I've got something to say.

See, I know you're not a real student.

But I did not appreciate
you chewing gum in my class.

I thought it was rude and disrespectful,

and I will not have it.

And why does this matter?

Oh, it doesn't. I'm just stalling.

See, I switched your gum
with some gum that I drugged.

It should've knocked you out by now.

And there it is.

Hey, hey, I gotcha, buddy.

Ooh!

Professor, I had a question about

Oh, Park Lin, cheer up!

It's one bad grade. You can make it up.

Shhhhh. It's okay, buddy.

Okay. I'll come back later.

Thank you.

That's all right.

Woof!

He was heavy.

Ooh! Gum.

- Oh!
- Aah! No, Ray!

That is, uh... sleepy gum.

Oh, right!

'Cause...

Right.

I-I don't understand.

All my research is dedicated to building

a faster magnetic railway
system in my country.

Your country plans on
using your technology

to develop long-range weapons.

This isn't fair.

I-I just wanted to help people.

I know. Look, Yong...

Oh...

Geez.

Here.

So old.

This isn't your fault, all right?

You didn't do anything wrong.

Yet.

I don't want to be involved
with anything that hurts people.

H-How can I help?

Well, we need to get our
hands on your research.

And then we need to have a conversation

about you defecting.

I... have to defect?

That's why I was trying so
hard to connect with you.

Frankie even tried to motivate me

by pretending she would kill you.

"Pretending"?

- Shh.
- Okay.

So, what do you say, man?

What now?

We go to the lab and get my research.

Good choice.

The cheating professor
and his undergrad lover

is my new favorite soap.

I can't stop watching.

The professor just
offered her a glass of wine

in the classroom, and she declined.

But she loves wine.

- She's pregnant!
- She's pregnant!

But... but I-I pulled
up his medical records.

- He's had a vasectomy.
- Yeah.

It's not his baby.

Not his baby.

That makes sense! It's
always someone else.

It's just never as obvious.

I'm so happy.

You know, it makes me think.

Park being Yong's handler
is pretty obvious, too.

Yeah, I mean, it was almost too easy.

He didn't even try to hide the fact

that he was following Yong around.

If Yong is such an important asset,

do you really think they'd
only send one person?

Well, if it was me,

I'd have somebody else
deep undercover for backup.

I will pull up our list of names.

I'll pull up the footage.

Until later, professor.

You old heartbroken fool, you.

Yes, obviously,

you accomplished amazing things at MIT

in the computer-science field.

But I'm just saying, I'm
still smarter than you.

Mm-hmm. I respect that.

Believing in yourself and whatnot.

All I'm saying is, no, you're not.

... bitch.

Oh, so, now you think I'm funny?

See, you can't just judge smarts by I.Q.

or whether or not you can build a superweapon.

No.

What?

My hard drive is gone.

That was all my research.

Okay, I got to let my team know.

Oh...

Looks like that kid left
his laser project on.

Get down!

Go. Go!

You know, you should really
consider transferring.

You had me worried. Are you okay, kiddo?

Yeah, we're good.

Yong's packing up now,
then we're heading there.

Okay, yeah. Stay safe.

Look, Frankie wants to say "hi."

Okay.

Don't get killed.

Hi, Frankie.

Went back through the records

and cross-referenced all the
students in Yong's classes

with new transfers. We got three hits.

Park... who's upstairs,
being interrogated.

Reginald "Reggie"
Kensington... that's Standish.

Picked his own cover name.

'Course he did.

And this woman... Claire Bisset.

Former French intelligence,
now freelance gun for hire.

I knew her flirty
thing had to be an act.

Man! I was so excited that college
girls still thought I was cute.

I'm sorry. Do you
wish I never found out,

and eventually, she
shot you in the head?

Part of me does, Susan.
Yeah. Part of me does.

The second she uploads that
research off that hard drive,

we're done. Mission's failed.

To transfer a file that
big, she's gonna need

a high-speed connection... T3 or higher.

Well, we already looked.

The only place on campus with
enough bandwidth is the library.

Great. You guys get going.

We'll wait here for Standish and Yong

so we can take him to
the State Department

- and start processing his defection.
- Okay.

Oh, hey, Susan.

Uh, if you get a chance
to question Claire...

make sure to ask her, you
know, if the flirting was...

was an act or not.

I'm embarrassed for you.

I'm okay with it.

I don't believe it.

I'm telling you, man,
that's my girlfriend.

But she's so... hot.

Thank you, boy I've never met.

I'd love to talk, but I'm kind
of in the middle of something.

Get your ass on the ground!

I'll see you at home, boo.

You're so lucky.

Yeah, she fine.

I'm not really good with people.

I don't really have a lot of friends.

Well, wait till you
get to the States, man.

You don't know how
your life will turn out.

I don't know.

This is all happening so fast.

You're not having second
thoughts about defecting?

I got a text.

My supervisors are upset

that they don't have my research yet.

They're sending a team to pick me up.

You're not gonna go with them, are you?

What's the point?

As long as I'm alive,
they'll keep coming for me.

But we can keep you safe.

Besides, they're just gonna
make you build more weapons.

Can you promise me your country won't?

It's usually easy for me
to find the answers, but...

this is... just a lot.

Look, man, I hear you, all right?

I've been exactly where you are.

Since taking this gig,
I've been in over my head

and not sure who I can trust.

And I'm pretty sure
one of my new friends

would shoot me if she
got annoyed enough.

Your girlfriend?

I actually meant Frankie,

but yeah, no, that applies to her, too.

What should I do?

I don't know.

All I can really do is
stand in front of you,

look you in the eye, and tell you

that I'm your friend
and I got your back.

You just got to decide
whether or not you trust me.

Thank you, Reggie.

It's actually "Standish."

But we good from here on.

From here, nothing but truth.

I like "Reggie" better.

I don't know, guys.

Maybe she's just a normal college co-ed

studying with three muscular assassins.

This is odd.

The outbound connection isn't
going to Yong's government.

It's going to Moscow.

She's double-crossing
them... selling it for profit.

Oh, Claire.

The minute she came into my class,

I knew she was a go-getter.

Okay, how do we take them?

There's too many exits
if they try and run.

- I got that covered.
- All right.

Okay, so, Dimitri,

the money just came
through to my account,

and I'm starting the
transfer of the hard drive...

now.

We got about 30 seconds
before their transfer ends.

We need to move.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

If you can't take out
Claire, grab the hard drive.

10 seconds. We're running
out of time. Come on.

I did both.

In heels.

Ugh!

Nice, Tomas!

I love that guy!

He's like a 14th-year
sophomore or something, but...

Great job, Tomas!

So, we got all Yong's data
back, and Claire's in custody.

Great work.

Were you, uh, were you able to get

that other information that we needed?

I knocked all of Claire's teeth out

before I could find out if she
really thought you were cute.

Hmm.

So, I guess we'll never know.

Trust me... we know.

First time running point.

You got the database back,
and you got an asset to defect.

Congrats, Standish.

This is a big day.

Hey, where's, uh, where's Yong?

He's gone.

What do you mean he's gone?

Yong's government contacted him.

I never thought he would go,

but then he said he had
to go to the bathroom,

and then he just bolted
before I could do anything,

and he just left with them!

I-I know he didn't want to go.

Oh, you know that? What
are you, a mind reader now?

No, he's my friend!

I know he doesn't want to make
weapons for the rest of his life.

Maybe Yong played you? He's very smart.

No! I-I'm smarter than he is.

We already had that fight.

I... You don't get it. He's just scared!

I know where they're taking him.

We can go get him right now!

No, we can't.

Look, he was at a foreign university

by himself. That was our window.

We are not authorized to engage
with foreign agents without orders.

Sorry, Standish. It's over.

No. It's not.

I'm gonna go get him
with or without y'all.

I'll see y'all later.

This is all your fault!

He cares about the asset
because you coddled him

with your hugs and
your emotional support!

Are you kidding me? This one's on you.

You're such a rebel, always
doing whatever the hell you want.

You made him impulsive.

I hope you're happy.

Uh, "Mom"? "Dad"?

If you're done fighting, we all know

you're coming with me to get this, so...

Fine.

This isn't finished.

We're talking about this in the car.

_

I just intercepted
some military chatter.

It says that Yong is being transferred

to a military team for extraction.

They're gonna have to smuggle him out,

so keep your eyes peeled
for that other team.

I miss your rugby shirt.

Yeah, me too.

Tomas took it from me

when he found out I
wasn't a real rugby coach.

All right, you heard Ray.
We got to get Yong now.

Standish, you create a
distraction and draw them out.

Will and I will light them up.

- Ooh.
- Yeah, negative.

Again, this is not a
sanctioned operation.

Killing one of them could start a war.

So?

So, generally speaking, wars are bad.

Fine. I won't shoot anybody.

But I'm not gonna like it.

No one said you had to.

All right, Standish, distraction time.

What am I supposed to do?

You're on point. You'll figure it out.

Yeah. We believe in you.

Thanks, guys.

Think he bought it?

I don't know.

Distraction... distraction...

Got to find a distraction.

All right, Standish.

_

Yong!

Couldn't let you leave
without saying goodbye, man.

Standish?

- _
- ♪ I will remember you ♪

Oh, God. He's singing.

♪ Will you remember me? ♪

It's Sarah McLachlan!

I actually love this song.

- Not anymore.
- Mm.

♪ ... pass you by ♪

- Mnh!
- Certainly distracting.

♪ ... the memories ♪

Flare throw!

That's it?

Aaah!

Oh! Damn!

Oh!

Now.

Time to go.

You don't have to do this.

Yeah, but we doing it. Come on.

Yong, what are you doing?

No more running.

I'm tired of being a pawn.

They tell me I was saving lives,

but I was really building a weapon.

You tell me you're a student,
but you're really a spy.

- Nothing's real.
- I am. You know that.

No, I don't.

I go with you, and what happens?

You lock me up?

- Yong!
- Whoa, Yong. Unh-unh.

This is not the right choice, my friend.

Put the gun down.

These men want to use you. We don't.

Yong, listen to me.

Hey. Look at me.

Standish believes in you.

He came here to save you.

No one can save me but me.

Safe now, man. You can get up.

You didn't tell me it was going to hurt.

Well, it hurts a lot less
than the actual thing.

- sYou faked it?
- Well, yeah.

They were never gonna leave him alone

unless they thought he was dead.

Why didn't you tell us your plan?!

Well, it had to seem real.

Plus, you two aren't the best actors.

Using our words against us.

He gets that from you.

Guys?

- Shhhh!
- W-What's up, Will?

The mission's over.

You need to stop spying on
this professor and his student.

- Come on. Let's turn it off.
- That is never gonna happen.

He's about to get the
results of his paternity test.

He seems devastated.

I think he already knows.

Suze.

Come on.

Will's right.

We... We should stop.

- No.
- Yeah, no. It's...

- I don't think I can.
- Yeah, no, it's... it's...

- I...
- Yeah.

Thank you.

You did the right thing.

I guess... we should go get some drinks?

Are you high?

Turn it back on!

- I'm so happy.
- I know.

So, Yong is settling in at
his new, safe university,

and he will finish his
degree under a new identity.

Unfortunately, no one
can know where he is.

But since we're spies...

Yeah, I'm gonna see him next weekend.

Hey, Standish, you did a great job.

My man running point on a mission.

Very sexy.

That being said, if you ever
call me again while I'm working

just to show me off,

I will shoot you.

I think she would.

Hey, guys, look, I got to,
um... tell you "Thank you"...

for everything you did.

You've taught me a lot of things
in very, very different ways,

but I wouldn't be the agent I
am today if it wasn't for y'all.

Don't... No, don't put that on us.

Yeah. I don't want the
credit for your lame-ass work.

Love you guys, too.

It's not a big deal.

Don't get sappy.

We trained him well.

It's like you don't listen.

Hey. I didn't think you guys
would actually stop watching.

Mm. We didn't.

It ended.

Yeah. The baby was the professor's.

The vasectomy didn't take,
and he's marrying her.

But get this...

he's not divorcing the wife,
and neither of them know.

- What?!
- I think it's gonna work out.

Sounds exciting.

You need help, there, Ray?

No. Unh-unh. I'm good.

Um, w-whatcha got?

It's the kid's first time running point.

It's kind of a big deal.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, stop.

So, I figured we could maybe
put this up on the wall.

You know, commemorate it.

Check it out.

Oh, hey.

- Hey! That's great!
- Ohh!

- It's actually not that bad.
- Wow.

Hey, guys, to college.

To college.

Cheers.

Okay, tell me I couldn't
be a grad student.

You couldn't be a grad student.

- Not at all.
- No. No.