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Previously on "Ugly betty"...
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-Hilda suarez, I love you. Will you marry me?
-Oh.
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So you like someone.
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Yeah.
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-Are you my mother?
-Yes.
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Tyler is not who you think he is.
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-Well, who is he then?
-He's your brother.
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I really, uh,
need to see you tonight.
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Thanks for not ditching me tonight.
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My name is betty suarez,
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And I'm looking for
a new orthodontist.
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I've been wearing braces
for over four years now.
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Good-bye, braces.
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Whoo!
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-Morning!
-Morning.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Papi, betty and I were up all night
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Talking about my wedding,
and there is really no way
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That we can do it without
100 snow-white doves.
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What do you need doves for?
City's full of pigeons.
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-And they're free.
-Pigeons?!
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Ugh! Why do you hate me?!
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Betty, back me up.
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I don't know if I said "
A hundred white doves."
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Ay! Where is justin
when you need him?
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Uh, hey, austin.
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Um, just leaving another message.
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Don't really know how you're
feeling about what happened...
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Um, you know, the... kiss.
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Maybe you st your
phone or something.
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I don't really know. Probably not.
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Um, anyway, you can call me back.
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Um, uh, this is justin.
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Justin! Papi doesn't
understand the doves.
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There have to be a hundred,
and if they're not snow white,
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Then they might as
well just be pigeons.
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That's what I said.
Betty, before I forget,
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This is your last check
for the orthodontist.
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Papi, I'm an adult.
I can cover it myself.
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Then I will take it.
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What? Champagne waterfalls
are very expensive.
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Please, I'm your father.
Let me do this.
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And besides, it's my fault.
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Everyone on my side of the family
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Has the big, crazy chompers.
A.B., look this way.
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I got you just a
little small something
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To celebrate your
braces coming off.
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Aww! How sweet!
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Not so fast.
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You can't have it until
those things are gone.
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Okay, well, one more
thing to look forward to.
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All right, family...
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Say good-bye to the braces!
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'cause you're never
gonna see them again!
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Bye, braces!
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Tyler? Interesting.
I'm totally on board.
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Oh. Um...
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Amanda spilled a wine cooler
on my shirt last night, so--
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Oh, last night. So you slept over?
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Boo-yay! I totally
got the stain out.
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Thanks. Um...
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Listen, listen,
I should probably go.
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Okay.
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So... will I see you later?
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Yeah, if you want to.
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Marc, nothing happened.
Honest to prada.
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He was just jet-lagged
from his trip with claire
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So he stayed over. That right there
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Was the first time
we've even kissed.
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It's actually kind of nice,
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Getting to know a y before
I tickle his ginger. Sweet.
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It really is.
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Marc, I think this might be
the start of something real.
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So does daniel know about
you and his half brother?
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No, daniel doesn't know,
and he's never going to.
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Really, never?
Secrets come out, mandy.
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If you think this is real,
you should probably tell daniel
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Before he hears about
it someplace else.
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So the whole time I'm
on this date, right,
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I keep staring at this guy's
funky lateral incisor.
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But, I mean, I can't say anything
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'cause you know how men are.
They're so sensitive.
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Huh, what was that?
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-Dr. Frankel?
-Yeah?
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I'm really enjoying this story,
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But we're gonna take
my braces off today,
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-right?
-Of course. Absolutely! Of course.
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Great.
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So, anyway,
I'm sitting at the table,
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And mr. Funkyity tooth is taking
forever with this menu, right?
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Look, I have to be at work
soon because it's picture day,
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And I'm really looking forward
to getting a new I.D... mm.
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With my new smile.
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And I don't want to
rush you or anything...
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mm-hmm. Enough said. Absolutely.
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You have had these on forever...
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Forever. And you are
dying to get them off.
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-We're not gonna waste another minute.
-Yep, okay.
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-Are we ready?
-I'm so ready.
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And...
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-There's the fire alarm.
-Are you freaking kidding me?!
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I'm so sorry. It's been
on the fritz all week.
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Well, at least the sprinklers
didn't go off this time. What?
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Bonjour!
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I just got back. I brought
you some parisian chocolate.
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Great. But I'm kind
of busy right now,
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Getting ready for this shoot.
Oh, yes! The million dollar bra.
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Everybody's talking about it.
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You really pulled off
quite a coup there.
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Ad sales are through the roof.
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-Aren't you going to ask me about my trip?
-How s your trip?
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Alexis and tyler really hit it off.
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You know, she was
skeptical at first,
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But then when she really let
herself get to know him...
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I just... I wish you
had been there. Yeah--
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A fun vacation with my half
brother who I don't like
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And my mother who lied to
me about his very existence.
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Daniel, can we please
just talk about this?
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Why start now?
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I'm late for my meeting. Excuse me.
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I have three words for you--
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Million dollar bra.
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It's never been featured
on a cover before,
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But the good people
at eve's seduction
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Are allowing "Mode" To be the
very first, thanks to me.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Yes, yes. Daniel did
something right.
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Hallelujah, it's a miracle.
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So the bra launches its world
tour with a gala send-off
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This afternoon at the guggenheim.
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We will be shooting the
bra immediately after...
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At the guggenhei also thanks to me.
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If you turn to page
seven of your packets,
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You'll see the bra's itinerary
for the day, or bra-tinerary.
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Uh, we are working under
a very tight timeline,
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-So you will have four hours to shoot the bra.
-Uh, daniel?
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I'm sure you have this
all thought through,
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And, uh, I might be a little slow,
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But can you explain to me how
we're gonna shoot the bra
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While it's on a plane?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, according to
your bra-tinerary,
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You have us shooting the
bra in the afternoon,
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But the new press release
from eve's seduction
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Has the bra on its way to
cairo at the same time.
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I'm sure it's just, uh,
been a little mix-up
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And won't be a problem.
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No, this is a huge problem.
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I know the bra has a busy schedule,
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But you promised me four
hours to do the shoot.
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We... no, we didn't have
a written agreement,
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We had a verbal one.
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Look, just put someone
else on the phone.
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-Hel-hello? -Dael.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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I sort of met someone.
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Really?
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Well...
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Good for you... I guess.
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There's more.
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It's tyler.
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Amanda...
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How can you do this to me?
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Well, we said we were casual.
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I-I thought that's how this worked.
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Yeah, but he's my half brother.
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Don't you see how messed
up that is? Daniel--
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Don't say anything.
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?
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Do you thinkaybe--oh.
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Sorry, I-I was talking.
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Hey, that's not so bad.
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I had planned everything out.
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I was supposed to
have my braces off,
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I picked out a nice outfit.
Aww, why didn't you wear it?
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And then the sprinklers went off
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At my orthodontist's this morning.
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-Ironically improving your look slightly.
-Thanks.
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Hey, betty, ask me if,
in four years,
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I've ever gotten tired
of making fun of you.
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Go ahead, ask me. Ask me!
In four years, ve you ever got--
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Nope!
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Okay, betty, wait, come back.
Come on, we can fix this.
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Look, watch.
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First, we just gotta
get rid of the braces,
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And then we'll fix that hair.
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-Ah! Thank you, marc!
-Bup-bup-bup! We're not done yet.
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Now we gotta fix that face!
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Let's try this and this and this.
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Voil?
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Marc, this looks nothing like me.
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You're welcome.
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I am out of options.
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Their head of publicity changed
the bra schedule last minute.
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E really screwed me on this.
So go above her.
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Betty, the only person
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Higher up at eve's
seduction is eve herself,
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And no one's ever seen her smile.
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Everybody knows she's
a cast-iron bitch.
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I mean, look at her.
Last time she smiled
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Was when dick cheney shot
that guy in the face.
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Hmm. All right. So don't
go above her. Go below her.
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Eve's assistant alison is super nice,
and we're old pals.
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She's probably online right now.
Look, I'm sorry I'm so stressed.
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First, this whole thing with
the bra and then amanda.
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-You know she broke up with me?
-She broke up with you?
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Yeah. I thought it was
more casual than that.
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No, we were.
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It's just that she wanted
to start seeing tyler.
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Tyler? Your brother?
That's intense.
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-Why would she do something like that?
-I don't know.
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Maybe she wanted something...
more than casual.
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Hey, come on! I can do
something re than casual.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
is that really what you want?
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Hey, a-bomb!
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B-Bomb! Got the birthday flowers.
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You rock...
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hard. You rock harder!
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You're a rock star.
You're a rocket ship!
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You are rock candy. Okay, uh,
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can we just save all this rockin'
for later, ladies?Thanks.
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Sorry. He's stressed.
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Look, I just found out that
the bra has to go to Egypt.
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That's really gonna
screw up our shoot.
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Is there something you
can do to help? Ooh,
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that might be tough.
Eve's in one of her moods today.
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She does always pad the
bra's schedule though.
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So tell you what. Why don't
we meet at the Guggenheim,
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and see if we can try to convince her?
What do you say?
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I'd say you rock! No, you rock!
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-No, you rock!
-Okay, you both rock.
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Sorry. Thank you.
We'll see you later. Bye-bye.
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Betty, 1. Giving up, 0.
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Uh, you've got a raisin
stuck in your... braces.
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-It's kind of gross.
-Ew.
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Hey, braces, the museum is
closed for a private party.
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Your school's group is over there.
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Ah, ha ha. No, I'm not with them.
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-I'm actually with "Mode."
-I.D.
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What's with all the security?
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Eve's seduction hired us
to protect the bra, miss.
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Can I see your press I.D.?
245
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,865
Yep.
246
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:32,069
This isn't you.
247
00:11:34,205 --> 00:11:35,673
Oh.
248
00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:37,641
Actually, it's a funny story.
249
00:11:37,676 --> 00:11:39,743
See, it was picture
day at work today,
250
00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:42,646
And this guy I know thought
it would be funny to--
251
00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:45,149
Oh. Step to the side, ma'am.
252
00:11:52,457 --> 00:11:55,392
I'm gonna have to ask
you to open your mouth.
253
00:11:55,427 --> 00:11:57,528
Why? What do you think
you're gonna find?
254
00:11:57,562 --> 00:12:00,664
I have braces, okay?
I'm an adult woman with braces!
255
00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,166
It's a pain!
256
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,135
Do I wish that I was born
with perfect teeth? Yes.
257
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:09,073
But I wasn't. So if you'll excuse me,
I have a job to do.
258
00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,607
A-bomb! Bomb!
259
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,109
Aah!
260
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:13,577
Ah!
261
00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:14,912
Aah.
262
00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:19,683
Do I wish
263
00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:22,119
I was born with perfect teeth? Yes.
264
00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:24,054
You've got a raisin
265
00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,989
Stuck in your braces.
266
00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,351
What happened?
267
00:12:54,385 --> 00:12:56,487
You got your wish.
268
00:13:16,624 --> 00:13:18,192
Dr. Frankel?
269
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,807
What are you doing here?
270
00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,875
Well, you wished you were
born with perfect teeth,
271
00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:24,110
And here you are.
272
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:27,714
You have perfect teeth.
You're welcome.
273
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,373
So what are you--
274
00:13:31,407 --> 00:13:34,142
My guardian angel, a tooth fairy?
275
00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:36,277
Eh, I don't do labels.
276
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:38,647
Wait a minute.
277
00:13:46,355 --> 00:13:48,289
I don't need glasses
278
00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:50,016
Wait, why don't I need glasses?
279
00:13:50,016 --> 00:13:51,168
You got lasik.
280
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:54,103
You wanted perfect eyes to
match your perfect teeth.
281
00:13:54,138 --> 00:13:57,307
-In this world, you're actually just a little bit vain.
-Really?
282
00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:59,242
Mm-hmm. That doesn't
sound like me at all.
283
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,536
Hilda? Papi?
284
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,038
Are you guys...
285
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:12,744
-Who are you?
-Who e you?
286
00:14:12,779 --> 00:14:15,313
-This is my house.
-Yeah, actually, it's not.
287
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:16,982
It's not? No.
288
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:19,551
Well, where's my family?
289
00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,186
Baby, get the bat.
290
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,121
Oh!
291
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,892
My family lives here?
292
00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:29,728
This is amazing.
293
00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:32,297
And all of this happened
because I had perfect teeth?
294
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,401
Well, since your papi didn't
have to pay for your braces,
295
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:36,567
All that money went right
into the tech boom.
296
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:41,073
Rented out your old house
and voil? Casa suarez.
297
00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:47,679
Oh, my god.
298
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:49,981
Is that my family?
299
00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:52,851
Hey! Mija, there you are.
300
00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,454
-We've been looking for you.
-Yeah.
301
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:57,456
Hi, guys.
302
00:14:57,490 --> 00:15:00,692
Uh, hilda, you look so...
303
00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:03,328
Beautiful? I know!
304
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:06,382
Well, I took your advice.
I'm wearing makeup.
305
00:15:06,382 --> 00:15:09,301
-Isn't she a knockout?
-Oh! Anyway, betty,
306
00:15:09,335 --> 00:15:12,237
I have been looking
everywhere for a wedding dress
307
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:16,074
That looks like the one that you
wore to prom. I went to prom?
308
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,515
I was prom queen?
309
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,451
Okay, ha ha, very funny.
310
00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:29,554
Anyway, do you tnk I can
pull off a dress like that?
311
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:32,390
Oh, your opinion means
so much to me, you know?
312
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:35,360
You're my fashion guru!
313
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:40,532
Oh.
314
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,000
-Aah!
-Oh!
315
00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:44,770
There you are. I'm so sorry.
316
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,804
-Where'd you go?
-I've been working double duty.
317
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:48,320
I'm showing anna paquin what
her life would've been like
318
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,682
If she didn't have that
giant gap in her teeth.
319
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,776
I mean, my family is loaded,
320
00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:58,679
And hilda is happier
than I've ever seen her.
321
00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:01,415
But why does she... look so...
322
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,083
-Different?
-Yeah.
323
00:16:03,118 --> 00:16:04,633
It's the law of the universe.
324
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:07,001
There can only be one
really pretty sister.
325
00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:09,036
I mean, think about it, right?
326
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:12,506
There's paris and nicky,
kim and khloe, jeff and beau...
327
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,407
So I'm the pretty sister? Mm-hmm.
328
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,011
You know you love it.
Don't pretend you don't.
329
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,913
You'd be surprised how something
330
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:22,459
As simple as perfect
teeth can change you...
331
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,427
And the people around you.
332
00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:35,738
Good afternoon, "Mode" Magazine.
333
00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:37,373
Please hold.
334
00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:39,708
Oh, hi, betty.
335
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:42,678
-Marc... you have a baby?
-I'm so sorry.
336
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,015
Didier had a big trial today,
and our sitter canceled.
337
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,250
You look beautiful, by the way.
338
00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,853
Are those earrings new?
They're great! And you're nice.
339
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,821
What are you doing at reception?
340
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,523
Oh, answering phones,
alphabetizing files.
341
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:56,325
But if you need me
to run any errands,
342
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:57,391
I can totally do that.
343
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,567
Rosalita will sleep
through anything.
344
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,318
She once slept through a
coup attempt in el salvador.
345
00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:04,392
Oh. Oopsie-poopsie!
346
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,772
Somebody did a numero dos.
347
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,339
I just gotta change-sies,
348
00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:10,441
But if you need anything,
seriously, just...
349
00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:12,243
Ohh.
350
00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:14,746
Ugh.
351
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:18,673
-I can't believe he brought that little goblin.
-Amanda?
352
00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:21,141
This is a place of work... ish.
353
00:17:21,802 --> 00:17:24,737
Okay, could marc's
desk be any gayer?
354
00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:27,039
Not that I mind gay. I love gay.
355
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:29,375
I just usually prefer the loud,
swishy, stereotypical kind.
356
00:17:29,409 --> 00:17:31,877
You're awfully quiet today.
357
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:33,446
Am I?
358
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,681
Yeah, usually you chime
in with some funny remark
359
00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,883
About his lesbian jeans
or his jheri curl.
360
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,586
You mean... you and
I make fun of marc?
361
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,655
Only every monday
through friday, bestie.
362
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,157
Um, bestie, I don't think
you should be stealing
363
00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:47,126
All that petty cash.
364
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,930
Um, it's not stealing when
you own half the company, b.
365
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,865
Mm-hmm. Yeppers.
366
00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,900
Married to daniel.
367
00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:56,602
Can you believe it?
368
00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:59,071
I mean, at first it was
just casual, right?
369
00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:01,974
And then he gets wind that
she's seeing other guys,
370
00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:03,943
And then, of course,
daniel gets serious.
371
00:18:03,977 --> 00:18:05,444
Ohh. Jealousy.
372
00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:07,480
It can make a man marry you or...
373
00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:09,648
Throw acid in your face.
374
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:12,718
Well, they seem happy.
375
00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:15,287
Dr. Frankel?
376
00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:18,791
Betty, these just came for you.
377
00:18:18,825 --> 00:18:20,893
-They did? From who?
-Derek.
378
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,828
Derek who?
379
00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:25,698
Derek jeter!
380
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,833
I'm dating derek jeter?!
381
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:30,269
Well, you were.
He's trying to win you back.
382
00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:32,371
Why am I telling you this?
383
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,573
He can have me back!
384
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:37,042
I'll just put these in your office.
385
00:18:48,455 --> 00:18:50,589
I'm a managing editor...
386
00:18:50,624 --> 00:18:53,225
I'm rich...
387
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:56,662
And I'm dating derek jeter!
388
00:18:56,696 --> 00:18:58,798
It's great to be betty suarez.
389
00:18:58,832 --> 00:19:01,567
It seems like everyone
is doing great.
390
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,314
Daniel!
391
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:17,316
It's so good to see you.
392
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:21,020
Why? Have you got some
bad news to deliver?
393
00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:23,522
Don't like what I'm wearing? Hmm?
394
00:19:23,557 --> 00:19:27,092
Found some new way to humiliate me?
395
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:30,162
What? What are you talking about?
396
00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:32,665
You may have everyone
else around here fooled,
397
00:19:32,699 --> 00:19:35,234
But I know the real you.
398
00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:37,436
Underneath that perfect smile,
399
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:40,239
You're ugly, betty.
400
00:19:46,974 --> 00:19:49,099
Everything seemed so perfect.
401
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:51,507
Why does daniel hate me?
402
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,842
We've been through
so much together.
403
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:56,611
I was his assistant
for three years!
404
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:58,079
Oh, nope. You weren't.
405
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,917
Daniel's dad hired a plain jane
who wouldn't tempt his son,
406
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,486
And without your braces,
that wasn't you.
407
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:07,889
So bradford never hired me?
408
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:10,225
Well, then how'd I
end up at "Mode"?
409
00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:20,969
I'm really nervous.
410
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:24,539
Are--are you
interviewing here, too?
411
00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:26,474
Yes. I've always wanted
to work in fashion.
412
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:29,110
Oh. I like your poncho
413
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,347
Milan. Dolce & gabbana. Fall.
414
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:36,084
Marc, pull everything we
have on fabia cosmetics.
415
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:37,986
I want to thoroughly
humiliate daniel
416
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,189
At his first meeting
tomorrow morning.
417
00:20:41,224 --> 00:20:43,325
Is that a bug in your teeth?
418
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,293
Oh, god. Oh, g-- ugh.
419
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,230
I think it's a poppy seed
from that bagel I ate.
420
00:20:48,264 --> 00:20:51,233
You ate a bagel? Ugh.
421
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:58,740
My, what a beautiful,
clean smile you have.
422
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:00,542
Thank you.
423
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:03,478
Marc, you've just been
demoted to receptionist.
424
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,848
Pretty teeth, follow me.
425
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,721
So I was wilhelmina's assistant?
426
00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,222
Mm-hmm.
427
00:21:14,257 --> 00:21:15,724
How would that work?
428
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:17,659
I mean, we're completely different.
429
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,429
Well, maybe at first,
but you were a quick study.
430
00:21:21,464 --> 00:21:23,431
No... awful...
431
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:25,734
No... should've been fired...
432
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,036
Hideous... and no.
433
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:30,038
Beth, do you understand
434
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:32,507
Why I can't even look
at you right now?
435
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,609
D-don't answer.
436
00:21:34,644 --> 00:21:37,412
Betty, tell her.
437
00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:41,216
Um...
438
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,854
There isn't much flow
from one look to another.
439
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,223
Betty, are you a
fashion person or not?
440
00:21:48,257 --> 00:21:50,825
Tell her about the color!
441
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,727
Wilhelmina specifically
asked you for red.
442
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:54,696
What did you bring us?
443
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:56,898
No, not red, but burgundy,
444
00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:59,501
Candy apple, scarlet, wine,
445
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:02,237
Crimson, blush, vermilion,
446
00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:04,506
Puce, maroon.
447
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,541
Honestly, beth. Maroon?
448
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,544
Don't stop, betty.
449
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,814
The only true red in
this room is your face.
450
00:22:15,518 --> 00:22:18,453
Betty, you are officially
my favorite person.
451
00:22:20,356 --> 00:22:22,991
Oh, my god. I'm awful!
452
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:24,959
Beth can't help her red face.
453
00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:26,661
She has rosacea.
454
00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:29,064
Maybe I was just having a bad day?
455
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,032
Actually, that was a good day.
456
00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:33,802
Yeah. You're kind of a beeyotch.
457
00:22:33,836 --> 00:22:35,704
I've been trying to tell you.
458
00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,735
Betty.
459
00:22:55,769 --> 00:22:58,738
Mother meade. Look at you,
braving the sunlight
460
00:22:58,805 --> 00:23:00,840
As if it won't burn your flesh.
461
00:23:00,874 --> 00:23:02,775
Ahclever. I'm a vampire.
462
00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:05,211
Well, excuse me if I
don't suck your blood
463
00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:08,247
It's a little early to
consume that much booze.
464
00:23:08,282 --> 00:23:10,283
Ha ha! Hah!
465
00:23:10,317 --> 00:23:12,251
Everything is.
466
00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:15,621
Claire and daniel hate me.
Wilhelmina and marc love me.
467
00:23:15,656 --> 00:23:17,556
Oh, marc doesn't love you.
468
00:23:17,624 --> 00:23:19,558
What? He couldn't have been nicer.
469
00:23:19,593 --> 00:23:20,993
Well, to your face.
470
00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:23,929
Honey, that's 'cause he's
terrified of you. Look.
471
00:23:23,964 --> 00:23:26,399
It's like it's her life's mission
472
00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:28,334
To make sure I never get promoted.
473
00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:29,802
I hate her!
474
00:23:29,836 --> 00:23:34,140
I hate her, her and her stupid,
beautiful eth.
475
00:23:36,076 --> 00:23:37,510
He hates me.
476
00:23:37,544 --> 00:23:40,479
Well, it's not like he
was that crazy about you
477
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,382
In your other life.
Well, what about my family?
478
00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:44,850
They seemed happy.
479
00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:46,986
Yeah, about that...
480
00:23:47,988 --> 00:23:50,356
Betty. Hi.
481
00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:52,291
Uh...
482
00:23:52,326 --> 00:23:54,593
Betty, I need to talk to you.
483
00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:57,063
Um, this is really hard for me,
484
00:23:57,097 --> 00:23:58,998
But, uh...
485
00:23:59,032 --> 00:24:02,001
You can't be my maid of honor.
486
00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:03,969
I mean, it's my big day,
487
00:24:04,004 --> 00:24:07,406
And I just want to be the
center of attention for once.
488
00:24:07,441 --> 00:24:08,941
Do you hate me?
489
00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:10,409
No.
490
00:24:10,444 --> 00:24:12,111
No, of course not.
491
00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:15,481
I mean, if this is what
you and bobby want.
492
00:24:15,515 --> 00:24:17,817
Bobby? Who's bobby?
493
00:24:17,851 --> 00:24:19,719
Talercio. Your fianc?
494
00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:23,522
That guy I had a crush
on in high school?
495
00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:26,459
Come on. Don't tease me.
496
00:24:26,493 --> 00:24:29,228
I'm lucky I found a
guy like abundio.
497
00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:31,664
Abundio? You're
marrying the meat man?
498
00:24:31,698 --> 00:24:33,299
Isn't he, like, 70?
499
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,900
He's 61!
500
00:24:34,935 --> 00:24:36,969
Well, how does justin
feel about this?
501
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:38,971
Justin? Who is justin?
502
00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:40,673
Your...
503
00:24:40,707 --> 00:24:42,141
Son.
504
00:24:42,175 --> 00:24:44,076
What is with you today, betty?
505
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,544
Huh?
506
00:24:45,579 --> 00:24:48,481
I mean, you're my sister,
and I look up to you,
507
00:24:48,515 --> 00:24:51,384
But why do you always
have to make me feel bad?!
508
00:24:51,418 --> 00:24:53,227
Hilda!
509
00:24:53,261 --> 00:24:55,988
Hilda. Hilda!
510
00:24:56,022 --> 00:24:58,457
Why doesn't she know about justin?
511
00:24:58,492 --> 00:25:00,426
Well being the "Ugly sister"
512
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:02,528
Is a highly effective
method of birth control.
513
00:25:02,562 --> 00:25:04,038
Mm-hmm.
514
00:25:04,072 --> 00:25:07,408
Thanks to your perfect smile,
justin never existed.
515
00:25:07,442 --> 00:25:10,044
Ooh. Spooky.
516
00:25:10,078 --> 00:25:13,414
You really are a monster. What?
517
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,717
The million dollar bra shoot.
Oh, like you don't know.
518
00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:18,919
Daniel, wait!
519
00:25:18,954 --> 00:25:20,888
The bra shoot? That's today?
520
00:25:20,922 --> 00:25:23,891
Yeah, it's today,
or it was until you sabotaged it.
521
00:25:23,925 --> 00:25:25,860
No. No, I didn't sabotage it.
522
00:25:25,894 --> 00:25:28,229
The head publicist changed
the bra's schedule on you.
523
00:25:28,263 --> 00:25:30,631
How did you know that?
524
00:25:30,665 --> 00:25:33,033
I didn't.
525
00:25:33,068 --> 00:25:35,970
Look, daniel, I can fix this.
526
00:25:36,004 --> 00:25:37,638
I know eve's assistant-- alison.
527
00:25:37,672 --> 00:25:41,308
I can get her to help us.
Oh, just give it a rest.
528
00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:42,894
How dumb do you think I am,
529
00:25:42,895 --> 00:25:45,079
betty? I don't think
that you're dumb,
530
00:25:45,113 --> 00:25:48,415
And I don'know what I did
to me you hate me, but...
531
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:52,620
I can assure you,
we are on the same team,
532
00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:55,322
And the last thing I am is a liar.
533
00:25:55,357 --> 00:25:57,691
Oh, yeah?
534
00:26:02,631 --> 00:26:06,000
I can't believe I ever
slept with you, betty.
535
00:26:07,702 --> 00:26:10,604
Frankly, I can't believe
you slept with him either.
536
00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:14,275
Betty, darling, what are you up to?
537
00:26:14,309 --> 00:26:16,877
Are you changing the plan on me?
538
00:26:16,912 --> 00:26:18,479
Which--which plan?
539
00:26:18,513 --> 00:26:21,248
Oh, sorry. We have so
many plans together.
540
00:26:21,283 --> 00:26:24,785
The, uh, "Ruin the bra shoot/
humiliate daniel" Plan.
541
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,554
Oh.
542
00:26:26,588 --> 00:26:29,590
Um, so I-I am sabotaging daniel.
543
00:26:29,624 --> 00:26:32,393
No, we're sabotaging daniel.
544
00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:35,596
Unless you're going rogue on me?
545
00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:38,098
Betty, we're in this together.
546
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:41,135
So just stick with the plan
and by this time next week,
547
00:26:41,169 --> 00:26:44,772
You and I will be
co-editors-in-chief of "Mode."
548
00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:55,470
I don't believe that I'm in
cahoots with wilhelmina. Mm.
549
00:26:55,504 --> 00:26:57,939
How could having perfect
teeth change me this much?
550
00:26:57,973 --> 00:27:00,408
Well, let me break it
down for you, b-bomb.
551
00:27:00,442 --> 00:27:02,810
All right, having
braces is hard, right?
552
00:27:02,845 --> 00:27:06,314
People make fun of you,
and it hurts your feelings,
553
00:27:06,348 --> 00:27:08,316
Which made you compassionate.
554
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,652
Pretty-teeth betty-
people fawned all over her,
555
00:27:10,686 --> 00:27:12,587
And it went to her head.
556
00:27:12,621 --> 00:27:14,722
What are you gonna do?
557
00:27:15,727 --> 00:27:17,694
Betty?
558
00:27:20,365 --> 00:27:22,065
Amanda!
559
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,602
Oh, hey, betty. Do you mind?
560
00:27:25,637 --> 00:27:28,505
Yes, I mind!
You're in my office, and...
561
00:27:28,539 --> 00:27:30,140
You're married!
562
00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:33,010
And this is the last place
daniel would ever step foot,
563
00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:36,546
Which is why you let ty-ty and I
have our private time in here.
564
00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:39,683
Did you wanna saddle up?
It's a big desk. Mm.
565
00:27:39,717 --> 00:27:41,852
Ew. Ew!
566
00:27:41,886 --> 00:27:45,288
Hey, I never told derek jeter
about your side action,
567
00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:48,792
So I expect you to keep your big,
sexy mouth shut!
568
00:27:48,826 --> 00:27:51,595
Whoo! You eat lunch
on that desk? Ugh.
569
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,897
Ew. So amanda is
cheating on daniel...
570
00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:55,899
Yeah, well--mm-hmm. In my office?
571
00:27:55,933 --> 00:27:58,835
Well, daniel's not exactly
having a dry spell.
572
00:27:58,870 --> 00:28:02,706
He's all over his assistant
right now in the copy room.
573
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:05,842
You wanna see? No! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no. I'm good.
574
00:28:05,877 --> 00:28:08,912
, all right. So they're
both having affairs?
575
00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:11,348
Wipe the judge-y off your face,
jeter cheater.
576
00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:13,917
Betty, thank god.
577
00:28:13,951 --> 00:28:18,588
I need $40,000...
578
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:21,491
Or I'm a dead man. My bookie says
if I don't cough up 40 large,
579
00:28:21,526 --> 00:28:24,494
He'll break my legs. Bookie?!
580
00:28:24,529 --> 00:28:26,136
You lost 40 grand gambling?
581
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:28,398
You know I've had
this mono on my back
582
00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:29,800
Since we struck it rich.
583
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,103
-You gonna give me the cheddar or not?
-Papi!
584
00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:37,607
It's not like I walk around
carrying thousands of...
585
00:28:38,227 --> 00:28:39,594
Dollars in my purse.
586
00:28:39,628 --> 00:28:42,363
There it is. Come to papi.
587
00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:44,265
My god!
588
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,566
My god!
589
00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:50,371
You're a good girl, mija.
Where would I be without you?
590
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,077
Well, adios, papi.
591
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,903
You have to stop doing that. Sorry.
592
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,881
Okay? Mm-hmm.
593
00:28:59,915 --> 00:29:01,683
This is terrible.
594
00:29:01,717 --> 00:29:04,118
Uh, I-I-it can't stay
this way. Mm-hmm.
595
00:29:04,153 --> 00:29:07,055
It has to change. I have to-
I have to change it back. Okay.
596
00:29:07,089 --> 00:29:09,104
-I'm gonna start with daniel.
-All right.
597
00:29:09,104 --> 00:29:11,361
I'm gonna go to the
guggenheim... -mm-hmm.
598
00:29:11,361 --> 00:29:13,171
I'm gonna talk to eve... -okay.
599
00:29:13,171 --> 00:29:14,246
And I'm gonna get him the
600
00:29:14,247 --> 00:29:16,140
-million dollar bra back.
-Oh, good, a change.
601
00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:19,277
But maybe think about keeping
the hair. I love the hair.
602
00:29:24,485 --> 00:29:28,387
So you see, if you
could just please find
603
00:29:28,422 --> 00:29:31,524
A-a teeny, tiny,
teensy bit more time
604
00:29:31,558 --> 00:29:33,526
For us to shoot the bra,
605
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,162
Then we all win.
We will all be happy.
606
00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:38,131
All I heard was,
"Blah, blah, shrill.
607
00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:41,067
Blah, blah, whine.
Blah, blah, beg."
608
00:29:41,101 --> 00:29:43,636
And now I'm hungry
for mexican food.
609
00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:46,205
Alison, get me some tacos!
610
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,207
Alison! Uh, I'm so sorry.
611
00:29:48,242 --> 00:29:51,010
There is a little
problem with the bra.
612
00:29:51,044 --> 00:29:53,513
It seems to be missing.
613
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:59,585
Okay, I am furious.
614
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:02,321
Alison, go punch yourself
in the neck. Officer!
615
00:30:02,356 --> 00:30:05,391
Officer, what the hell is going on?
616
00:30:05,459 --> 00:30:07,960
Officer!
617
00:30:29,183 --> 00:30:30,750
Excuse me.
618
00:30:30,784 --> 00:30:31,918
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
619
00:30:31,952 --> 00:30:33,486
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
620
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,687
Excuse me.
621
00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:36,355
Wilhelmina?
622
00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:39,525
Slacking off on the
elliptical, darling?
623
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,995
-The bra-- what are you doing?
-I'm protecting my interest.
624
00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:45,398
The moment I heard you
speaking to daniel,
625
00:30:45,432 --> 00:30:48,034
I knew you were gonna
stab me in the back.
626
00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:50,736
First, I was hurt,
but then I realized,
627
00:30:50,771 --> 00:30:52,972
Of course you'd double-cross me.
You're betty.
628
00:30:53,006 --> 00:30:55,074
Help, security!
She's stealing the bra!
629
00:30:55,108 --> 00:30:56,876
What?!
630
00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:59,912
No, I'm not! I'm not! Ow!
631
00:31:03,116 --> 00:31:05,017
You're a good girl, mija.
632
00:31:05,052 --> 00:31:06,819
Jtin?
633
00:31:06,853 --> 00:31:09,121
You sabotaged me!
634
00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,939
I want my old life back.
635
00:31:33,189 --> 00:31:34,289
Betty?
636
00:31:34,289 --> 00:31:36,657
Hey, are you okay?
637
00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:40,774
Daniel?
638
00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:47,147
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey,
take it easy, take it easy.
639
00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:49,716
Here you go.
640
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,455
I can see.
641
00:31:55,489 --> 00:31:57,323
Uh... yeah.
642
00:31:57,358 --> 00:31:59,726
No, no. You don't understand. I...
643
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,361
My braces! They're back!
644
00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:03,229
I got my wish!
645
00:32:03,264 --> 00:32:05,932
Okay. Maybe we should get you
to the hospital. No, I'm fine.
646
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,886
I'm fine. Where's the bra?
Is it still here?
647
00:32:07,887 --> 00:32:10,069
Yeah, but they're about
to take it to the airport.
648
00:32:10,104 --> 00:32:13,239
No, there's still time.
We have to find eve.
649
00:32:13,274 --> 00:32:14,674
A-bomb!
650
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:17,043
No, no! No, no, no. No, hey.
No, it's a nickname.
651
00:32:17,077 --> 00:32:19,345
It's okay, it's all right.
Come on. Jeez!
652
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:22,348
Come on, b-bomb.
Eve's right over here.
653
00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,818
Thank you so much for this.
No problem.
654
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:27,887
Hey, weren't you supposed to
get your braces off today?
655
00:32:27,922 --> 00:32:29,889
Yeah, change of plans.
656
00:32:29,924 --> 00:32:32,592
Drag! I know how much
you hate those things.
657
00:32:32,626 --> 00:32:35,562
Well, aside from not being
able to eat corn on the cob,
658
00:32:35,596 --> 00:32:37,730
Which I love, it's not so bad.
659
00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:40,400
Where's the bra?
It's supposed to be here.
660
00:32:40,434 --> 00:32:42,802
Well, it's not.
661
00:32:44,805 --> 00:32:46,506
Oh, no.
662
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:50,076
No, no, no, no, no, no, , no.
663
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:08,862
Not this time. Excuse me.
664
00:33:08,896 --> 00:33:11,564
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
665
00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:14,067
Wilhelmina.
666
00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:16,603
Little extra cardio
wouldn't hurt, darling.
667
00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:19,172
The bra. Give it to me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
668
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,774
I'm not gonna let you
take it this time.
669
00:33:21,809 --> 00:33:24,310
What the hell?!
670
00:33:24,345 --> 00:33:26,079
Oh, my god.
671
00:33:26,113 --> 00:33:27,547
Oh, my god.
672
00:33:27,581 --> 00:33:30,083
I'm sorry. I t--I thought that--
673
00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:32,485
That you were-- like before when--
674
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,288
I hit my head. I-I-I don't know.
675
00:33:35,322 --> 00:33:37,690
I, like, maybe I have
a concussion or--
676
00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,926
Ow!
677
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,630
No, no, no, no! Don't pull it.
I'm stuck.
678
00:33:46,433 --> 00:33:48,334
What is going on here?
679
00:33:48,369 --> 00:33:51,237
I'll tell you what's going on.
Betty is a breast man.
680
00:33:51,272 --> 00:33:53,172
I am not a breast man.
681
00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:54,974
My braces are stuck to the bra.
682
00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:57,210
She ripped my shirt clean off!
683
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,547
I'm standing here with
nothing but a bustier on.
684
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:02,649
It's humiliating! No, it's genius.
685
00:34:02,683 --> 00:34:04,717
You're bringing back
underwear as outerwear.
686
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,920
Yes, that's what I'm doing.
687
00:34:06,954 --> 00:34:09,455
It's a celebration
of the brassiere.
688
00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:10,623
Whoo!
689
00:34:10,658 --> 00:34:12,225
Brava, brava. Thank you.
690
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,527
Hey, betty.
691
00:34:14,562 --> 00:34:17,530
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask
you to step away from the bra.
692
00:34:17,565 --> 00:34:20,500
Sir, what don't you understand?
693
00:34:20,534 --> 00:34:22,147
My braces are stuck to the bra.
694
00:34:22,148 --> 00:34:24,437
Well, that bra has to
be on a plane to cairo
695
00:34:24,471 --> 00:34:27,173
Within the hour, whether
you're attached to it orot.
696
00:34:27,207 --> 00:34:30,443
Look, you're not shipping my
junior features editor to cairo.
697
00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:32,845
Look, there is one person
who can resolve this,
698
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,281
And it's eve. We have to find eve.
699
00:34:35,316 --> 00:34:37,784
It's all about eve! Eve!
700
00:34:37,818 --> 00:34:39,786
Eve! Don't go.
701
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:43,156
You gotta give us more
time to shoot the bra.
702
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,825
Yeah, we can charter a
plane to get it to cairo.
703
00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:49,729
Look, if you could please just
look beyond this predicament
704
00:34:49,763 --> 00:34:52,799
And--and--and look
into your heart...
705
00:35:08,048 --> 00:35:10,650
Oh. Oh.
706
00:35:10,684 --> 00:35:12,619
Uh, that was unexpected...
707
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:14,787
And a little painful.
708
00:35:17,424 --> 00:35:21,394
Well, since you've cheered me up,
709
00:35:21,428 --> 00:35:24,397
I will allow you to have
the bra for two hours.
710
00:35:24,431 --> 00:35:26,265
Yes!
711
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,001
Not a minute longer.
712
00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:33,306
Thank you. Yay! We did it! Ow, ow!
713
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,708
We just need to get your
braces off that thing.
714
00:35:35,743 --> 00:35:39,545
-Is there an orthodontist here?
-Oh, yeah, that's likely.
715
00:35:39,613 --> 00:35:42,081
Oh, me. That's me.
Excuse me. I got it.
716
00:35:42,116 --> 00:35:45,318
Dr. Frankel?
717
00:35:50,672 --> 00:35:54,605
Okay, here we go. Uh-oh.
718
00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:56,606
What?
719
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,370
-Mm. It's more complicated than I thought.
-Oh, no.
720
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:01,838
I can't tell where the bra
ends and the braces begin.
721
00:36:01,872 --> 00:36:04,808
Well, we're gonna have to just
cut the bra apart then. Ohh!
722
00:36:04,842 --> 00:36:07,310
Oh, for god sake, cut betty apart.
723
00:36:07,345 --> 00:36:10,247
That bra is worth
more than her life.
724
00:36:10,281 --> 00:36:12,816
Well, the only other choice I
have is to remove your braces.
725
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:14,651
Now?
726
00:36:14,685 --> 00:36:17,053
-Like, right now?
-Now.
727
00:36:17,088 --> 00:36:19,089
In front of everybody?
728
00:36:29,934 --> 00:36:31,601
Do it.
729
00:36:31,636 --> 00:36:34,604
All right. Let's do it.
730
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,340
Okay.
731
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:40,710
I really need you to hold
your mouth right there.
732
00:37:05,503 --> 00:37:08,305
They're gone? They're off.
733
00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:12,275
What?
734
00:37:12,343 --> 00:37:15,712
Why are you looking at me like that?
Is something wrong?
735
00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:17,147
No, it looks...
736
00:37:17,181 --> 00:37:19,849
Betty, you look great.
737
00:37:19,884 --> 00:37:22,552
Yes, yes, congratulations, betty.
738
00:37:22,586 --> 00:37:25,221
Your smile will longer
induce seizures in children.
739
00:37:25,256 --> 00:37:29,626
Now can we get this show
on the road, please?
740
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,461
Mm.
741
00:37:48,713 --> 00:37:51,948
?Fa-fa-fashionista,
742
00:37:56,687 --> 00:37:58,555
Hey, how do your teeth feel?
743
00:37:58,589 --> 00:38:00,824
Weird. Fine. Naked.
744
00:38:00,858 --> 00:38:03,526
Yeah. So I have to get home.
745
00:38:03,561 --> 00:38:07,197
My family's planning something
for me to celebrate.
746
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,068
?Fa-fa-fashionista,
747
00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:20,610
Amanda, hey.
748
00:38:20,644 --> 00:38:22,579
Can we talk about us?
749
00:38:22,613 --> 00:38:25,548
Oh, well, you were
pretty clear before.
750
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:28,818
Well... i'm sorry, okay?
751
00:38:28,853 --> 00:38:31,020
I didn't have a right to say that.
752
00:38:31,055 --> 00:38:32,722
You can date whoever you want.
753
00:38:32,757 --> 00:38:36,326
That's what "Casual" Means, right?
754
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,995
That's...
755
00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:40,630
Thank you.
756
00:39:02,253 --> 00:39:04,220
-Hey.
-Hey.
757
00:39:04,255 --> 00:39:07,290
So all of those
things going wrong--
758
00:39:07,324 --> 00:39:08,792
That wasn't you, was it?
759
00:39:08,859 --> 00:39:10,827
Part of your plot to
take over the company,
760
00:39:10,861 --> 00:39:12,228
Making daniel look bad?
761
00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:14,764
Daniel can do that all by himself.
762
00:39:14,799 --> 00:39:18,034
No, marc, this shoot is an a-cup.
763
00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:20,036
My plan for the meades--
764
00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:22,038
Double-d.
765
00:39:28,078 --> 00:39:31,681
Hey. Did I tell you
my brilliant idea?
766
00:39:31,715 --> 00:39:33,616
Million dollar thong.
767
00:39:33,651 --> 00:39:36,352
What's with the face?
You don't think it'd be comfortable?
768
00:39:36,387 --> 00:39:38,054
I saw you hugging daniel.
769
00:39:38,088 --> 00:39:41,891
Oh, cute. You're jealous.
770
00:39:41,926 --> 00:39:44,594
Actually, daniel and I just
had a really great talk,
771
00:39:44,628 --> 00:39:47,630
And he kind of gave
us his blessing. Wow.
772
00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:50,333
So daniel meade gave
us his blessing.
773
00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:53,369
How generous of him.
Okay, jealousy? Slightly less cute.
774
00:39:53,404 --> 00:39:55,972
No, I am just saying that
the guy barely talks to me,
775
00:39:56,006 --> 00:39:59,409
And now he thinks that I need
his permission to date you?
776
00:39:59,443 --> 00:40:03,513
Yeah.
777
00:40:03,547 --> 00:40:06,950
I think you guys still have
some issues to work out.
778
00:40:06,984 --> 00:40:08,985
And you know what? So do I.
779
00:40:09,019 --> 00:40:11,454
So why don't we take
a little time-out,
780
00:40:11,489 --> 00:40:15,492
And we can all work on
our own stuff for now?
781
00:40:21,832 --> 00:40:24,434
Tyler? I don't believe
we've officially met.
782
00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:26,870
I'm wilhelmina slater.
783
00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:29,706
Looks like y could use a drink.
784
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,542
Yeah, I could. But I don't drink.
785
00:40:38,282 --> 00:40:39,716
Okay, ready?
786
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,184
Yes.
787
00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:44,854
Surprise! Surprise!
788
00:40:44,889 --> 00:40:46,956
Oh! Ahh!
789
00:40:46,991 --> 00:40:48,191
Yay!
790
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:50,894
Yummy.
791
00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:52,028
Aww.
792
00:40:52,062 --> 00:40:54,130
Isn't that sweet?
793
00:40:54,164 --> 00:40:56,533
So sweet.
794
00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:58,535
Oh, can you get that, please? Yeah.
795
00:40:58,569 --> 00:41:00,870
Thank you. Let's see.
796
00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:03,262
Perfect. Okay, here.
797
00:41:03,262 --> 00:41:05,906
Now you can ruin
your perfect teeth.
798
00:41:05,907 --> 00:41:15,907
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