All language subtitles for Ugly Betty s04e15 Fire and Nice.eng

Aah!

Okay, no hat today then.

Ah. sorry. I was an accident.

Please. I was getting that thing
off her head one way or another.

Does anyone know
where my computer is?

It's not in my bag. oh, I used it
last night. I think it's on the couch.

Couch. justin, please sit.
have some breakfast.

Uh, too late. since we've
been staying with aunt betty,

It takes me a month to
get to school in queens.

Well, if it makes
you feel any better,

My big meeting with the lady
gaga people is today. oh, my god!

Only one more week till you get
to meet your favorite pop star.

Oh, my god. aunt betty,
I am clinging to that.

Now I feel bad about that hat.
don't worry.

Bye! bye. I love you.

Bye! thank you so
much for doing that.

He's been so down lately.
no problem. his house burnt down.

That's a lot for aid.

Where is my computer? he said couch,
right? oh, you know what?

I used it after him.

I was e-mailing clients
to get them to come here.

What, you're--you're-
you're taking clients here?

Yeah! that way,
I can charge manhattan prices.

That's cool, right? yeah.
whatever you need.

Just... you know,
use that hair catchy thingy.

Old plumbing. did you find it?

I think I put your computer
on one of the suitcases.

Check justin's. oh,
and I packed a lunch for you.

Ah! yes! here it is.

Sorry, mija.

We're making life so
hard for you, aren't we?

Oh, papi, stop. come on,
it's nothing. this is fun.

All right, I gotta go.

Ah! betty! daniel! hey!

What are you doing here like that?

I, uh, you know, slept here.
you know, um...

Amanda and I kinda have, uh,
this casual thing going.

No strings. no drama.

It's nice.

That's great.

So, uh... how's everything
going over there

With your whole family?

It's... gotta be pretty rough, huh?

Yeah, it's... got its challenges.

You know, nothing I can't handle

Till the insurance check comes in

And we can start to rebuild.

Could we talk about this ler when
you have pants on? of course.

Great.

I need you to oversee
the marchesa test shoot,

Get daniel's thoughts

And then bring it to me
so I can do the real work.

Got it. fake notes from daniel,
real notes from you.

So w--why did we stop?
did you break a heel?

Did I step in your shadow again?

Don.

Donald jones.

Wanda?

it that you?

Yes!

Well, it's-- it's "wilhelmina" now.

Right. of course. hi.
I'm marc st. j--

You look... terrific,

25 years later.

Uh, how long you in town for?

Actually, I moved
here about a year ago.

A year ago?
you should've called me.

Oh. yeah, I don't know about that.

We're not quite the same
people we were back then.

Well, I am the same
old regular guy.

But you!

You've gotten quite a reputation.

What was it they said about you
in the paper the other day?

They called you a-a "
power hgry fashion nazi."

But that's a good thing in your
business though, right? uh--

Yes, yes. we were very
proud of that. i--you know,

I am sti the same old
wanda I used to be.

Still fun, still sweet.

this is all for show.

You should--you should call me.
you'll see.

I-i-i'll check my schedule.

Marc.

Justin!

Hi. what are you doing here?

Um, I need to talk
to you in private.

Um, is my aunt betty here yet? nope.
about ten minutes away.

Good. I have to tell
you something huge,

But you have to promise not to
tell any of my family. okay?

Okay.

It's about something that I did...

With a friend from acting class.

Oh.

Yes. yes.

Sit down,

Take your time...

And, um, let it out.

These things can be difficult.

Trust me, I know.

It wasn't too long
ago that yours truly

Sat down wand had sympat a
very similar conversation.

No way. you burned
down your house, too?

Boy, did i. y--i'm sorry, what?

I smoked a cigarette in my house,

And I think I started the fire.

Thank you for coming over.

I really need to talk.

Yeah. what's up?
you're stress cooking,

And your shoulders are all
the way up by your mustache.

Yeah, I think I did
a terrible thing.

I promised hilda I'd
hire an electrician

To hang my classy new chandelier.

But when you hired
sal the electrician,

It turned out to be sally
the electrici-anna,

And you two had a
steamy love affair.

But little did you
know sally was married,

And now her hubby's coming to get ya.
no. that's not it at all.

Are you sure?

'cause I totally thought that's
where you were going with that.

I need more bacon.

No, no, no, i-i-i never
hired an electrician.

I did the wiring myself,

And I think I may have caused
our house fire. uncle papi!

Okay, I need to ask you something,

And you have to tell me the truth.

I'm all about the truth,
all right? ask away.

Did you burn down my house? what?!

What the hell kind of
question is that? no!

I'm sorry. it was rude.

Did your family burn down my house?

If you're implying what I
think you're implying...

Well, bobby, don't you think
it is a little bit weird

That my salon went up in flames
just two days after I joked

That the stupid place
should burn down

So I could collect the insurance?

Listen to me,
for the last time, okay?

My family is not in the mafia.

Well, that's not the
story on the street...

"mobby."

I'm gonna pretend, right,

That you didn't just
call me "mobby."

And you know what else?

Accusing my family of
something like that

When you haven't
even met them yet--

You know, that takes a
big fat set of kiwis.

Oh, hi. good morning.
could you just hold this? thanks.

Did you just get here?

What makes you say that?
amanda, it's 11:30.

Big whoop. I'm filling
in at reception today.

Besides, I'm sleeping with the boss,
so it's all okay.

Oh, how's that going for you?

It is so good. the sex is great,

And he doesn't mind if I date.

And I don't mind that he's
picking out models at 1:00.

Ooh, he is? hmm, this is fun.

That's the jackass who
upstaged me at fashion week.

What's he doing here?

Decorating my world.
I don't know what it is.

There's something that bugs
the hell out of me about him.

Do me favor.
find out why he's here.

On it.

A recent study found

That over 50% of american
women wear glasses.

And because lady
gaga is so well-known

For heoutlandish eyewear,

We thought she would be the
perfect model for "mode's"

Top list of fashion forward
prescription glasses.

We're calling the spread

"lady gaga's lady goggles."

No, we're not.

We're not.

Betty, uh, less talking,
more pictures.

Show us the mock-ups, please.

Sorry.

Um, my--ugh--my dessert.

My dad--he, um...

He packed my dessert...

And it must've gotten
wedged in my computer.

Um... he likes to do that.

Stop. we're nauseated.

Okay. uh...

Still works.

Yay. uh, all right.
so as you will see,

The angle for the spread is...

What is that,
and why is it singing?

I don't know, my nephew
was using my computer

we're in...., this doesn't work

The flan is making it sticky.

Um, I'm sorry. my nephew must've
replaced my lady gaga file

With his lady gaga file.

But you know what?
I can run to grab my flash drive.

Enough! gentlemen,
let's give betty five minutes

To go get her flash drive
so she can give it to tracy,

Who will be taking
over this account.

Hello?

Oh. hey.

Hi. need some help?

Yes. I'm betty suarez.
there was a fire at my family's home.

I called the insurance company

To see when the check would
be coming, and they said

They can't send it until you determine
the cause. yeah, that's right.

Here, uh, it's right over here.
let me see. uh, suarez? betty.

Suarez. yeah.

Uh... oh, okay. it looks like the,
uh, report was filed today.

Oh! great! so then we'll
be getting the check soon?

I'm--i'm--i'm kidding you.
this is a takeout menu.

Oh. you said your name was
betty's salami, right?

I, no--i have no idea if
your report was filed.

Oh. well, um, can I find out?

Yeah, i-i could check.
yeah, that'd be great.

I'm jimmy, by the way. hi, jimmy.

Oh. it looks like your hse
is on the bottom of the list.

Oh.

Well, is there any way
to speed things up?

Welli'm the captain.
I can make anything happen.

Really? great!

I'm not the captain.

You're not the captain.

But if you keep
falling for my jokes,

I might just fall for you.

Is there anyone else
here I could talk to?

All right. come on. I'm sorry.
I'm just playing with you.

Okay, i-i-i actually have

A little bit of pull
around here, all right?

My aunt, she's an assistant fire inspector.
not falling for that one.

Uh, no, no, no. no, for reals.
for reals this time, okay?

I could probably get you
moved to the top of the list.

Maybe, uh, I don't know.

Maybe you want to grab some dinner?
we could talk it over.

Um, that's flattering,
but I don't think I can.

Well, okay. well, uh,
maybe tomorrow then.

No, I just don't think
it's a good idea.

Well, all right.

Uh, well, good luck
with everything.

Hope it all works out.

Trust me, kathy,

That hurt you more than it hurt me.

Now the only reason
I am not firing you

Is because you've finally
discovered concealer.

Now get out.

Wow. someone's showing restraint.

See? I can be nice.

but what does it matter?

People still view me

As a drop-dead
gorgeous fashion nazi.

Wow, it sounds like
some of don's words

Are really sticking with you.
well, don was a great guy.

Back in the day, believe it or not,

Being with a simple man like
that actually appealed to me.

Willie... please don't
hit me for saying this,

But your face just softened.

You still like him!

I do.

But you heard him.
he's a regular guy.

And I'm a monster.

I'd doubt he'd even get near me.

But he might get near wanda.

I mean, if you really like him,

Maybe you oughta dust
the old girl off,

Take her for a spin.

Thank you.

Well...

Thanks again for lunch
and all the dinners

And the, uh,
the gentleman's facial,

And it's really nice
to know that I have

Practically no pores, and that's a
good thing. well, you get that from me.

I have to admit, I kind of
feel like I'm freeloading.

Tyler, you're not freeloading.

You're my son.

Oh, this has been the nicest week.

Now go! okay.

I'll see you tonight.

I am freaking.

Amanda. what are you doing?

He is your son!
and he is hot! well done.

When are you gonna
tell daniel? in time.

I just want to enjoy
this a little longer

Before it gets complicated.

So is he gonna live here with us?
I don't know, amanda.

Apparently he was raised with
a very strong work ethic.

He won't stay here
without a job. weird.

I know! he can be one of
our in-house test models.

Oh, he's perfect.
look at that skin.

he gets that from me.

Really?

Are you in a good mood?
'cause I need to ask you a favor.

Actually, I'm in a terrible mood.
I've had a horrible day.

Are you in oh. well, maybe this
I need t will cheer you up.

I need to use your apartment
for a dinner party.

Why would that cheer me up?

I know it's a lot to ask,
but I promised bobby

That I would get
to know his family.

You know, so I don't think...
they're in the mob.

Oh. well, now that I know

It's for something totally
reasonable... I'm sorry.

But you know we'll be out
of your apartment soon.

Ugh. not unless I go out

With the world's most irritating
fireman. what do you mean?

So you go on one
date with this guy,

And we'll move to the top of the list?
you're going. no, I'm not.

Whats the big deal?

It's one slice of pizza and a
little over the sweater. ew!

Well, what, do you want
us out of here or not?

Hilda, I'm not that kind of girl.

Hey, I'm in the shower!

Hey, you.

They always come back.

You're going on a
date with a fireman?

Betty, these are firemen.

This...

Is you. well, marc,

Maybe if you could get a
date with a real fireman,

You wouldn't need
the calendar. mean.

I love it!

Besides, my fireman isn't
exactly chiseled...

Or hairless...

Or coated in oil.
how does he fight fires then?

Oh, I get it. he's one
of these february firemen

Who they make pose with dogs
'cause they're not cute enough.

I guess. I don't even
want to go on this date.

I'm only doing it so that my family

Can get back into
their house quicker.

Well, if you wanna make the date

Quick and painless yet effective,

Then you need to implement my s.
a.a.d.d. system. "sad" system?

Saad-d.

"skip appetizers and don't drink."

Appetizers only prolong a meal,

And alcohol is a gateway
to endless conversation

And... other things which
I'm sure you want to avoid.

Mm. I do. Yes

Marc, in my office now.
oh. uh, wilhelmina,

I hate to ask this because
I know you kicked me off

The lady gaga account, but...

Is it okay if my nephew still comes
to the shoot? marc, tell her "no."

No. and throw away her bagel.

She doesn't need it.

No. no, no, no, no. no.
you're smouthing again.

"smouthing"? smiling w.
it's a very common mistake.

But if you're going to
be our new test model,

You must learn to smize.
smile with my eyes?

now you're getting it.

Can I confess something to you?

What, that you're claire
meade's long lost son

That she put up for adoption,

And you've come to claim
your rightful place

Since the revelation of
your true birth mother

Rock your small town world?

Wow. I mean, i-i was just gonna say

That I'm not really
qualified to be a model.

But... yeah. how did you know?
I think I'm kinda claire's bestie.

They don't have girls
like you in south dakota.

Oh, honey, they don't have
girls like me anywhere.

You're free tonight?

Oh. great!

Um, well, why don't we go to remi?

You know, they always have a
table for me there and, uh...

Or--or--what--you know what?
why don't you pick the place?

Well, you know,
I'm--i'm easy-breezy.

Yes.

Easy-breezy-george-and-wheezy!

That's, uh...

Um, you know what? um, okay.

Why I send my car to
pick you up and w--

Or... you can pick
me up in... a cab,

Because that's what people do.

Great.

I'll see you later.

And you thought you
couldn't be nice.

Get kathy back in here.
I need to kick someone.

Hey. oh, hey.

So... why is he here?

well, he is one of our test models

Wait. no, that's impossible.

I'm the one who hires the models.
oh! oh, that's weird.

That's a total mystery,

Maybe one of those
things we'll never know,

Like what water's made

Of or who invented
canned potato chips.

No, really. did wilhelmina hire him?
no. but who cares?

I want you now and far
from this location.

But, no, wait. okay,
so that only leaves my mother.

Why would my mo--

For once, can we not talk about
your mother when we have sex?

Okay, the talercios
are on their way up.

Remember, no cracks about
them being in the mob.

So what if they are?
who am I to judge?

People do things they
wish they hadn't.

Unforgivable things.

Okay, I don't know
what any of that means.

ay! oh, they're here!

Okay, remember, tonight
isall about ???????????????

All--all right. I got it.
papi, get the door!

Okay! ready? yes.

hello!

Hi! how are you?

Oh, we heard so much about you! mr.

Suarez, how you doing?
this is my ther.

Oh! pleasure to meet you.

Yeah, yeah, so nice to see you.
beautiful. beautiful. my pops, hilda.

You, too. thank you. mr.
suarez, my--my father anthony.

Oh, ignacio. you don't want to shake
with me. I got blood on my hands.

Paper cut from this
damn pastry box.

But tell 'em how worth it it was.

These are the best cannolis
in all of brooklyn.

Ooh! she's right.

I'm telling ya, we'd kill for them.
oh, yeah. she's right.

Let me take your coat. sure.

Hello?

hey, it's, uh, it's jimmy.

Look, I'm sorry. i-i can't make it.

There was a fire,
and... I went in alone.

Things got really bad. oh, no!

Gotcha! oh!

Damn, you're easy!

Look, um, it's, like,
an hour wait for a table.

Ah, it's no problem.

We'll get some appetizers
and booze at the bar. boom!

"skip appetizers and
don't drink. saad-d."

No!

I mean... let's just
go down the street

And grab, like, a quick falafel.

It's, like, 10 degrees out.

Come on, an hour with me?
it'll fly by.

So, jimmy, about my house...

Um, have you spoken to your aunt?

I have not had the chance yet.

I will call her right
after dinner, okay?

Let's just enjoy ourselves.
whoa! sorry.

Wilhelmina. betty?

You two know each other?

Uh, yes. betty is a
friend from work.

What a surprise.

Yeah. uh... okay.

Uh, we're just gonna

Hang out at the bar
till our table's ready.

Oh, that's too bad.
we were just being seated.

Otherwise we'd have a drink
with you. ah! timing.

Well, who runs this jot?

They're gonna make us, uh,
wait in the bar for an hour,

And you guys get a big
comfy booth? jimmy.

Well, why don't you just join us?

I don't mind. she's your friend.

she's my friend. yes.

Uh, betty, join us.

I can't think of anything more fun.

Here you are.

Oh, the scorpion!

Ahh. here's to new...

And old friends. oh.

And... to hot babes. right?

Come on, jump in!
don't leave us hangin'.

here's to friends and hot babes!

Mmm! that is so good! mm!

Maybe we should each get our own.

Yeah.

Oh, no. there's a hair
in the scorpion bowl.

That's disgusting. are you sure?

He's joking. I'm joking.
there's no hair!

There's no hair.
see? she gets me. I love that.

So how do you two know each other?

Oh, we go way, way, way back.

I-i knew this one before she was
the famous wilhelmina slater.

To be honest, i-i'd be afraid
to go out with that woman.

I read somewhere that
she put out a memo

Firing anyone with a visible mole.

Well, haters love to hate. okay?

So tell me. you're her buddy.

Is she still the sweet
girl I remember?

Bobby told us about the fire.
it's a terrible thing.

Ah, excuse me.
yeah, but on the bright side,

You're gonna be getting
a big insurance check,

And you can buy some really
nice upgrades for your salon.

I guess. but I didn't
really want upgrades.

Hilda's beaulities plus
was doing just fine.

Yeah, but still, don't look a gift
horse in the mouth. oh, you're right.

That's interesting.
your son said "gift horse," too.

I tend to look at it as
the loss of my livelihood,

But then again,
I can go negative, so...

You know, uh, mr. s... mmm!

I was thinking... oh,
that looks good.

When you rebuild, marble floors
would look great in the house.

You know? especially with that
new crystal chandelier you got.

Crystal? yeah.

Ooh, very fancy.

Yeah, well, it's not really me.
I'm a simple man.

I may even get rid of it.

What? what are you talking about?

No way. come on, this guy loves
this chandelier. it's true.

Well, listen, if you decide
you wanna go with marble,

You let me know.

I can get you a deal.
we got family in construction.

Really? you have family
in construction? yeah.

I gotta get this. excuse me.

come here a second.

What happened to keeping an open mind? okay.
all right, open mind.

Thank you. mm-hmm.

>ci sar?morte!

Giuro su dio...

>e si concluder?
/i> nella tua morte!

I don't spk italian,

But "morte" means "death," right?

Very good. ah,
he's talking to his brother.

You ever get mad enough
at someone you tell 'em,

"i'm gonna kill ya"?

It's just, uh, it's an expression.

No, no, you don't understand.

I'm really gonna kill you.

Look, uh, you're gonna
hear what you want to hear.

Wilhelna is so
supportive of all of us.

You know, if someone
is having a problem,

She's probably involved.

And if there are tears,

She's there.

Well, that's right.

Uh, just this morning,
kathy was in my office crying,

And I just rocked her and, uh,
gave her some makeup tips.

Aw. sounds like you guys
have a great time at work.

Well, it's not work.
it's--it really like a family.

Isn't it, betty?

Right.

You know what?

Just yesterday,

I totally screwed up a pitch
to lady gaga's people.

And, you know,

Another boss would've just
taken me off the project.

But wilhelmina, she was just like,
"try again, girl!"

That's right, girl. try again.

And you know what the best part is?

My nephew justin,
he still gets to meet lady gaga,

Who he loves almost as much
as he loves wilhelmina slater.

You know what would
be such a cool thing?

Is if wilhelmina called
justin and told him the news!

Yeah! call him!
he'll love that. yeah!

Do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

Do it! call him! call him!
call him! call him! it's...

Do it! do it, willie! do it,
willie! do it, willie!

Call him... sorry.

Uh, hello? it's wilhelmina slater.

oh my god! hi.

That's him.

Be at "mode" tuesday at 4:00

Because you are going to
meet lady gaga. shut up!

Oh, my god. thank you so,
so much, wilhelmina.

Uh, nice talking to you! aah!

ooh, she seems really excited.

Thanks, wils.

Uh, betty, why don't we go, um,

Powder our noses? hmm?

Damn, hilda. you know,
you're not even trying.

Well, I'm sorry. but...

But every time one of
them opens their mouth,

A dead body falls out.
hey, that's not funny. come on.

You know, they heard rumors about
you back in the day. oh, please.

What rumors?

You know, rumors, like...
maybe you're not the kind of girl

That their sonhould
be going out with.

But at least they came
here with an open mind.

Are you telling me that
they're here to decide

Whether or not I'm a slut?

Jeez.

wilhelmina, I'm sorry.

You don't haveo give
me back the project.

It's just that my nephew
really wants to meet lady--

Oh, stop apologizing, betty.
playing the gaga card

Might've been the first time
I've ever respected you.

Really?

Now it's time for you and
your chubby municipal worker

To be on your way.

Right.

Um, I'll make up an excuse,
and we'll go.

Not that I'm gonna lose right.
any sleep over it,

But I'm surprised at your
choice of boyfriends.

I would think that even you
could do better than that.

Oh, he's not my boyfriend.

I just need him to get my
family's inspection moved up.

Betty suarez--

Using a man to get what she wants?

You are full of surprises tonight.

No. it's not like that.

I--

There are extenuating
circumstances.

This isn't... really me.

And yet here you are.

Girl's gotta do what
a girl's gotta do.

Right?

I mean, it's just weird.
why is my mom hiring models?

Everybody knows that's my job.

And why that guy? I mean,
he's not even that good-looking.

Okay, first of all, he's crazy hot.
and second...

If you're actually
done with your rant,

I think I might have
your answer right here.

it's only february,

But it's already december
for claire meade--

May/december, that is.

The menopausal meade
matriarch has been spotted

Canoodling over noodles with
an age-inappropriate hottie.

And we don't think his palm

Is the only thing
she's been greasing.

you have got to be kidding me.

I know!

How does he eat pasta and
still look like that?

What are you doing here?

You know what? I already know.

I'm just waiting to talk to mrs. meade.
if you think I'm gonna stand by

And watch you take advantage of
my mother, you don't know me.

You--you got it all wrong, man.

I don't think so.

I think it's time for
you to leave, man.

Okay, you--you need to calm down.
or what? huh?

You gonna calm me down? get up!

I don't want you ever
around my mother!

Do you under-
what the hell is going on?!

this guy is playing you!

He's only interested in his
career and leeching off of you!

Daniel, stop. you don't know what
you're talking about. oh, yes, I do.

Everyone has seen you together.
it's embarrassing!

But it stops right now.

Are you gonna tell him,
or should i? tell me what?

Tyler is not who you think he is.
well, who is he then?

He's your brother.

Well, I hate to cut
this thing short,

But I did promise my dad

That we'd be home
in time for dessert.

He's dying to meet one of america's heroes.
I get that all the time.

Shall we? hey,
you know what? I got an idea.

Why don't you guys come
with us? we can, uh,

We can get some dessert,
we can get a couple of pictures

Of the old man,
and then... karaoke. no, jimmy.

Come on. they don't-
they don't want to.

You know what?
that sounds like fun. what?!

What? obviously, she doesn't want

To be alone with this guy.
why did you do that?

Let's just go back to her
house for a little while.

'cause we're having fun.

They don't want to hang out with us.
come on, she's your friend.

No! betty suarez is not my friend,

And I'm not going back
to some tenement mud hut

In little mexico!
I live in chelsea.

Don, I can't take it anymore!

I'm a bitch!
I'm a stone-cold bitch.

My favorite mome of the day

Is throwing out my breakfast muffin

In front of a homeless person.

Anyone who has a mole is an idiot!

And everything you've
read about me is true,

Or might as well be true.

And as long as we're being honest,

I'm starting to remember
why I really liked you--

The amazing sex. so if you
want to do that again, fine.

But this time, I'm on top.

I'm good with that

Now all I'm saying is,
your boss seems kind of psycho,

Which I did not see coming.

I'm a pretty good
judge of character.

Like, i, uh, I knew right away
that you were the girl for me.

I usually like blondes!
you know what?

I'm not usually the one to be
defending wilhelmina slater,

But at least she was being honest.

I mean, isn't that better than
what we're doing? what do you mean?

Us on this date?

I mean, I'm only here

So that you can help move my family's
name up the list. wait a minute.

You're using me?

That's awful.
I thought you liked me.

Jimmy, come on.
I mean, you basically said

That if I went out with you, you would help.
whoa. I would never say that.

You kind of did.

You were all like, "oh,
my aunt's a fire inspector,"

And then you got all
wink-y and--and...

I mean, what was that?
that is my thing.

It's charming!

You know what?
I am america's freaking hero.

I don't need any of that
crap to get a date! jimmy--

Forget it! I'm not taking you back!

And your family is going
to the bottom of the list!

And yoi mean,ly is going
this doesn't make any sense.

Why didn't you ever tell me?
it was a long time ago.

You were too young to understand.
but you told us you were in rehab!

Mom, you went away for a year!

I did the best I could
under the circumstances.

Okay. so who's the father, huh?

Obviously, it's not dad.

Don't tell me it was hartley.

You had a kid with him?

I don't believe this.

Daniel, daniel, please.

No, no. I spent my whole life
thinking you were the victim.

My relationship with dad was crap

Because I always sided with you.

I never thought for a second

That you were just as
screwed up as he was.

This doesn't sound
like you, justin.

Why were you smoking? look,
I was only doing it

To impress someone in
my acting class, though.

Someone I like.

So we're here again.

So you like someone.

Well, tell me about them.

What is... their name?

Lily.

Lily. cool.

Everybody okay? whew! we're full.

Are you done with your puttanesca?

Oh, honey, this is not puttanesca.

Oh. well, apparently
it is when I serve it.

I mean, it is italian for
"whore sauce," right?

Hilda! no, we're not
gonna go there, please.

Bobby, what is she talking about?
I will tell you what I am talking about.

You got some nerve,

Coming here to find out
what kind of person I am

When you and your mafia family
burned down my salon! wait a minute!

What, you think we burned down your salon?
tony, get the coats.

We're out of here, you understand?

Hi, I'm betty. hey,
no one's going anywhere, all right?

I am out of here. hello.

Uh, uh, hilda doesn't think
you burned down her salon.

Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.
maybe you hired someone.

I don't know how these
things work! what?!

Hilda, please! what is going on?
why is everyone yelling?

Tony, the coats!

I'll get the coats.

We make it a point
not to stay in places

Where people think
we're in the mob.

Not that that happens
that often. ha!

No! okay... what, "no"?

We're gonna figure out a way
for everybody to get along.

That is not gonna happen!

Well, it has to,
ma! this is the woman

I want to spend my life with.
oh, my god!

All right, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got something to say.

I think bobby is talking.

I started the fire. what?

What? I told you guys I'd hire
an electrician for the dimmer.

I did it myself.

Papi! you could've hurt yourself!

Forget that! he hurt my
business because you had to get

All highfalutin with your fancy
chandelier! no, mom, stop! stop!

It's not grandpa's fault because...

I started the fire.

What? justin, what do you mean?

Well, I was smoking and--

You were what-ing?!

Well, at least our
family doesn't smoke.

Do you have any idea what
you have put us through?!

That's it. you're grounded
until you're dead. you know,

If you want to shave some
years off of it, keep smoking!

At least now we know
that it wasn't my family.

We don't know anything
about your family!

Okay! please, everyone, stop!

It doesn't matter who
started the fire.

What's important is that

We don't start turning
against each other.

We might have to be
here a very long time,

So we need to find a
way to make it work

Without ruining projects
or spitting on hats,

And showers beg taken
at all hours of the day.

Who cares if it was faulty
wiring or smoking or the mob?

No disrespect.

We just have to get through this.
it was a curling iron.

Oh, who's this guy?

Jimmy, what?
what are you doing here?

I was acting like a d-bag.

And you were right.
I did want to go out with you.

That's why I didn't tell you

That they did the
inspection yesterday.

So... yeah. uh, someone left
a curling iron on oh! so!

It was you. hmm?

Nuh-unh! I didn't even
have clients that day!

Besides, I prefer velcro rollers.

Wait. aunt betty...

You had a curl in your
hair the day of the fire.

What?

hmm, if I put in two curls,

It'll ally frame my face.

But one curl makes
more of a statement.

One or two?

One or two?

Betty, get in here!

Oh, my god.

It was me.

Mija, it was an accident.

You have to stop
beating yourself up.

I feel like a terrible person.

Ugh, don't worry.
I'm coming up with a list

Of things you could do
to make it up to us.

Smokers don't get to
make jokes or lists.

It's just...

For the last two days,
all I've been doing

Is trying to get you
guys out of my apartment.

I mean...

I even went on a date
with that annoying fire--

Hey, watch what you say,
you little firebug.

I might not take you out again.
you should probably go.

Leave the ladle.

Hey, amanda, it's me.

Look, I really, uh,
need to see you tonight.

Can--can I come over?

Uh, daniel,
I wish you could, but, um,

I'm kind of busy right now.

Can I call you later
when I get home? no.

No, no, don't-
don't worry about it.

Are you sure?

No, no, it's fine.

I'll just, um, you know,
see you tomorrow.

How can you even talk to that guy?

Okay, you had a bad
moment with him,

But daniel is really great.

Well... thanks for not
ditching me tonight.

I could really use a friend.

Well, you've got one.

Mrs. talerio, I just
want to say one more time

How sorry I am.
it's all right, honey.

You forget about
what we said to you,

And we'll forget about
what you said to us.

And we'll start fresh,
okay? all right. okay.

Dina, come on, let's go. they want to
make out already. I love yous guys.

All right, good night.
get home safe! all right, I love you.

Oh-ho-ho! okay.

I'm glad that worked out.

Oh, yeah? yeah.

Why? because you want to spend
the rest of your life with me?

Aw, come on.

I was just saying that
to calm everybody down.

It's nothing.

What?

You know what,
talericio? forget it.

Come on. no.

I know that you're not

The flower and candy
type of guy, but...

If there ever comes a day,
you better do it right.

Hey, hilda.

Hilda, wait.

I've been carrying this
around a couple of weeks.

Oh, my god.

You know, I figure,
we get through a night like tonight,

We can get through anything, right?

I lost you a long time ago.

I won't let that happen again.

So, yes, I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.

Hilda suarez, I love you.

Will you marry me?

You did it right.

Yes.

Well, the good thing is that

We'll get the insurance check soon,

And you'll get your apartment back.
oh, come on, papi.

This has been really fun,

Like a slumber party
that never ends.

Hilda...

I want you to know that
I'm going to help you

Repair your salon,
no matter what it takes.

Aw, don't worry about it.
it's no biggie. no biggie?

Who cares about the salon?

When I'm engaged! aah!

Oh, my god! oh, my god!

Really? just now?

Hey! welcome to the family.

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