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Previously on "ugly betty"...
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connor ran off with all the money.
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as of noon today,all of the meade
accounts have been totally cleared out.
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We clean up our own mess.
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I'm gonna start liquidating my
persol assets-- everything I've got.
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I'll contribute as much as I can.
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Which fabulousfa shion world editor has
begun to sell off her clothes willy-nilly?
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I have a son now,d
anit's his company,too.
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I have to be careful,though,sometimes--
remind myself that I am not his mother.
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A bus,really,daniel?
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This is the lowest moment of my life.
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For god sake,hold onto the pole!
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No way.I don't know
who touched that thing.
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My family is,sort of,really wealthy.
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I just feel like I don't
know that much about you.
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well,here's something else you might
not know-- I'm kinda really into you.
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for the record,I've decided
the limo treatment doesn't suck.
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Noted.Also for the record,I'm
not really a limo kind of guy.
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I just thought it might be
fun,since it's,you know,tuesday.
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Tuesday--now officially
known as "limo day.
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" seriously,matt,stop pampering
me.It makes me feel guilty.
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Damn.
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There goes hot air balloon wednesday.
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sounds good,doesn't it?
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Seriously,I can make that happen.
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I know,I believe you,but it just--
it all feels like a little much,
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- you know,with the cutbacks
at work and-- I know,I know.
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But for you,hot air balloon
wednesday,submarine thursday...
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as long as it makes
you happy,just name it.
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Anything.
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Well,I don't think you can make me any
more happy,but I'm gonna go out on a limb
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and say that things at
work are gonna get better.
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- Really?
-Yeah.
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It's sort of my grand
unified theory of happiness.
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With us so good,how could work be bad?
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Coming through.
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Excuse me.Sorry.Just trying to get out.
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hey,watch it!
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- excuse--
sorry.
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What is going on?
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That's mine."mode" magazine,please
hold."Mode" magazine,hold.
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no,he's not available.Please hold.
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- Amanda.
- Hey,you cannot just take that!That is "mode" property.
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Breathe,mandy.
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Breathe.
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guys,what is going on?
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We're being looted.
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I feel so violated,and
not in a good way.
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Didn't you hear?
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The sex issue was a limp noodle,and
now they've cut the budget to the bone.
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Oh,god.This is so depressing.
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I just used the word "noodle"
and "bone," and I got nothing.
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Apparently,everything leased or
considered nonessential has to go.
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I'm looking for... betty suarez?
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Do you need any help
loading her onto the truck?
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You need my I.D.For a delivery?
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It's protocol.
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Sign here.
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and here.
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Is this all really necessary?
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inreial he.
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And I need your thumbprint.
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My thumbprint?
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identity confirmed.
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The calvin hartley charitable foundation requires
positive identification of all recipients.
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The hartley charitable foundation?
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Did he say,"the hartley
charitable foundation"?
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Daniel,what's going on?
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They're repossessing everything.
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Betty,shh.Please.
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With everything falling apart around
here,just let me have this moment.
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every year,cal hartley hosts a charity easter
egg hunt at the museum of natural history.
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Wait.Cal hartley?
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Oh,it's incredibly exclusive.
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I've been trying to
score an invite for years.
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Um,daniel,I think maybe this might be...
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"the calvin hartley charitable foundation
"is pleased to invite...betty suarez"?
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Cal hartley is matt's father.
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Of course.Matt... hartley.
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I don't know why I
never put that together.
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So things are going really
great with you and matt,I guess.
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Yeah.
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Seeing as...you got e big egg-vite.
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Here you are.
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Y,sorr daniel.I had no idea.
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No,no,no,it's fine.I'm sure you're gonna have fun
mingling with the billionaires and the princesses...
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and the popes and the...
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oh,sorry,daniel,one second.
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hello.
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Aunt betty,dot ever break up with matt!
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Why do you need my fingerprint?
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What are you talking about?
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We just got an invitation to
the hartley easter egg hunt.
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Do you know how exclusive this is?
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- I'm a U.S. Citizen...
- I have an idea.
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I have rights,you know!
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Grandpa,give him the thumbprint.
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You're not gonna mess this up for me.
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Go.
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Look,justin,I don't really have time for
this right now,but I'll call you back,okay?
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Bye.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah,he was just really excited
about going to the hartley thing.
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Your family got an egg-vitation?
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that is beautiful,willie.
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You are one magnificent mama.
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Oh,thank you,miles.
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Can we take a break,please?
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Christina.
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Come get him.
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come on,little man.
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my back is killing me.
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Oh,you poor thing.
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You've been holding him
for,what,a whole five minutes.
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Try doing it for nine months.
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Yes,yes,yes,you're a saint.
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And his diaper's full as well.
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Miles,darling,thank you so much for
capturing these precious moments.
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Oh,it's my pleasure,wilhelmina.
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Uh,that woman?
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Oh,she's my surrogate.
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She's helped me out until I find
a more suitable nanny arrangement.
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Was she your egg donor,as well?
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What?
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No.Why would you suggest such a thing?
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Well,the baby doesn't
exactly look like you.
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Well,miles,his father is white.
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What do you expect?
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I mean,he'll brown up eventually.
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No,it's not just that,wilhelmina.
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My business is seeing,especially faces.
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And your child really
looks like that woman.
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Well,that's preposterous.
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there.Yes.What are you doing?
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Listen,not to worry.
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I can work wonders with photoshop.
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I'll give him the slater chin.
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from the summit of mount everest
to the heights of earth's orbit,
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whether he's brokeri peace in the
middle east,inventing a new artificial hip
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or winning his third indianapolis 500,
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cal hartley personifies the
pinnacle of human achievement.
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Billionaire,philanthropist,innovator--
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there is no part of your life that cal
hartley hasn't touched and probably made better.
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Yep,that's dad.
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Please adopt me.
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Forget it.
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Unless you take me,too.
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Matt,we really appreciate you inviting us
to your father's fund-raiser,but I just...
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feel we wouldn't fit in.
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don't even go there,grandpa.
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I've been waiting for
this my whole life.
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Yeah,and I hear that they have a real
fah-burge egg hidden in with the easter eggs.
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I'm so finding it.
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"Faberg?"
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no,sweetie,when there's an
"e" at the end,it's silent.
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Matt,are you sure you wanna do this?
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I mean,I didn't exactly start off on the right foot with
your mom,and I was hoping for less pressure with your dad.
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You know,maybe we could
have him over for dinner.
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Papi could cook...
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mm,I would love that.
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And we'll just talk
about mountain climbing.
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Well,you know,meeting my
father is a really big deal.
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I mean,this guy turns down
invitations to the white house.
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Matt,you're not helping.
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look,look,the point is,four former
presidents wanna meet that guy.
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But to me,that guy is dad.
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Betty,I want you to meet my dad.
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Okay,all right,we're in.
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yay. yay! What?!
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I figured,the best way to make a good first impression
on mr.Hartley was to learn as much about him as I can.
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Did you know he went into outer space?
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Oh,I wish I was that rich.
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I'd like to go into outer space.
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Wow,there are,like,a
million interviews with him.
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Here's one in the
"dubayy financial times.
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" "Hartley made his reputation riding
to the rescue of struggling companies.
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" I'd like to rescue
struggling companies.
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Daniel,we are a struggling company.
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Listen--"among the assets hartley considers
undervalued "and ripe for reinvestment "
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are media companies,including
newspaper and magazine publishing.
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" He said that?
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Yeah.
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Danielwhat if we got
hartley to invest in meade?
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I mean,he--he could
be our white knight.
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He could save the company.
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No,but hartley is
notoriously hard to get to.
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Do you really think you can set it up?
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Are you kidding?
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Matt would be more than happy to set
up a meeting with you and his father.
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- Betty,if you can pull
this off-- I can do it!
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I can't do it.
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- It's jeta meing.
- No,I can'T.
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Daniel only wants a
chance to talk to your dad.
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Look,everybody wants
to talk to my father.
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Invitations to the white house,remember?
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Everybody in the world always
wants something from him.
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No,but,matt,it's not like that.
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This is an opportunity for him.
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Yeah,and it's always an opportunity.
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Betty,look,you have to trust me.
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It is not a good idea.
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- But,matt--
no.I'm sorry.
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The answer is no.
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I don't know what to do.
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Daniel realls myneed help,but I don't
want to do anything to upset matt.
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poor matt.
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You don't know how much
pressure is on these rich people.
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It's incredible.
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And what do you know about rich people?
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Excuse me.
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I've been watching "dynasty"
on the soap channel.
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they're not like us.
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Listen,I don't know about "dynasty," but if
the choice is between disappointing your boss
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or keeping your rich boyfriend
happy,show me the money.
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Oh,yeah,it's like when blake has to choose
between his wife krystle and her look-alike rita,
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also played by linda evans in a red wig.
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Catch up,people.
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you know,mija,you tried to
help out,and it didn't work.
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Daniel will understand.
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Just tell him the truth.
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You're probably right,papi.
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I should just tell him the truth.
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Look at little william here.
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This shot really brings
out that slater chin.
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Oh,honestly,willie,you haven't
had a slater chin since 1981.
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Well,look at these cheekbones.See?
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well,as much as I live to tell you what you want
to hear,I don't think babies have cheekbones.
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Well,then he must take
after bradford,I suppose.
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Actually,except for the fish belly
complexion,I don'see bradford in there,either.
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What's this all about,willie?
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Oh,nothg,I guess.
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It's just... well,miles says the
baby looks a lot like christina.
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Oh,my god,he does.
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Uh,I mean,does he?
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Really?I don't see it.
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Marc,this is my baby.
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I don't care what that overrated lens
jockey miles foster says,I know my own child.
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Of course you do.Why are
we even discussing this?
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We were both there when
they did thprocedure.
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It was your egg mixed with bradford'S...
swim team. The baby can't be christina'S.
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It's medically impossible.
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Actually,it is medically possible.
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you're joking.
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If the surrogate had sexual intercourse before the
implantation,it's possible she was already pregnant.
245
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,770
In that case,your egg wouldn't have taken,and
the baby would be her biological child.
246
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,400
Well,that's all very educational.
247
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,600
thank you for coming down,doctor.
248
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,660
- That's it?
- Yes.
249
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,340
Because you--you
said it was urgent.
250
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:06,240
- I rushed out of surgery
to get-- thank you.
251
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,930
marc... dear god.
252
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,340
William might not be mine.
253
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:17,090
I'm so sorry.
254
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:19,020
Well,it's-- it's
unacceptable.
255
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:25,180
Without little william's share of the company,I go back to
being a paid employee with daniel's girlish fingers at my throat.
256
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,110
I need you to find out if christina
had sex right before the procedure.
257
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:32,400
And do it discreetly.
258
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,750
daniel,I need to talk to you.
259
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,110
And I want to talk to you,too.
260
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,630
All right,guys,thank you.
261
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,620
Everyone.Good work.I think it's
time to go home and get some rest.
262
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:52,920
Have you been here all night?
263
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,190
Why didn't you call me?
264
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,050
Well,I know you were busy with matt.
265
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,600
We decided to go all
inon your hartley idea.
266
00:13:58,740 --> 00:13:59,220
All in?
267
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,890
Yep.I called in marketing,ad
sales,the art department,
268
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:05,030
and we put together such a kick-ass
proposal for my meeting with hartley.
269
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:07,300
Um,daniel,before you
start kicking ass,I--
270
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,060
just wait till you see
what we came up with.
271
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,370
We are gonna blow him away.
272
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:16,480
for over a hundred years,meade
publications has helped to educate,
273
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:20,550
inform and entertain
generations of americans.
274
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:26,180
Now leading this bold charge into the
next millennium is a true visionary,
275
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:32,610
businessman,humanitarian,and
world-class athlete-- daniel m athlete?
276
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:36,690
Yeah,I was on the crew
team--J.V. Besides,
277
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:41,710
if hartley's gonna put money into meade the
company,he's gotta have confidence in meade the man.
278
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:45,570
did you notice I got that guy who did
the voice for hartley's to do mine?
279
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,050
- Daniel,I-- I mean,it's
still a work in progress.
280
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:53,750
We're gonna photoshop the margarita out of
my hand,maybe put in,like,an orphaned baby...
281
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:59,150
betty,I gotta tell you,ithiss the first time
in months I feel like we actually have a chance.
282
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:02,340
So what do you think?
283
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,890
He's gonna love it.
284
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,550
you're gonna knock his
socks off in that meeting.
285
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:11,570
You didn't really say,"knock
his socks off," did you?
286
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,040
It just came out.
287
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,590
What am I gonna do?
288
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,680
Daniel thinks that this meeting with
hartley could help save the company.
289
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,710
And I have to tell him
it's not even gonna happen.
290
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:23,100
Well,the man is a "true
visionary," so he may already know.
291
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,410
Oh...there he is.
292
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:29,210
There's the little product of
an unholy deal with the devil.
293
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:31,410
Yes,you are!
294
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,860
You're so good with him.
295
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:36,510
Who knew?I thought my only maternal
instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey.
296
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,590
Stuart's coming by in a little while,and
we're gonna go for a walk in the park.
297
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,240
Yes.Oh,how is stuart?
298
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,120
Better,actually.
299
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:48,240
At first we thought the treatment wasn't
working,but I don't know,it seems to be improving.
300
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:53,450
you should see him with this little
ankle biter,all cooing and making faces.
301
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,010
so what are you gonna do about daniel?
302
00:15:55,090 --> 00:16:00,220
I don't know,but I just have to make sure that he
and matt do not see each other until I figure it out.
303
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,840
speak of the devil.
304
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,940
Hello?
305
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,320
hey,it's me.
306
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,570
Hi,I was just about to call you.
307
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,020
Okay,we're still talking.That's good.
308
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,870
I just want to say,I'm sorry I lost it
about,you know,daniel wanting to meet my dad,
309
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,260
and I was hoping I could
take you out to lunch.
310
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,460
That sounds great.
311
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:21,600
Where do you want to meet?
312
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,660
Acally,I'm heading towards
your desk right now.
313
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,330
What?
314
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,480
Don't go to my desk!
315
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,700
I'm not at my desk!
316
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:33,260
uh,let'S... play a game.
317
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:36,530
Um,you try to find me.
318
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,720
sort of like a sexy scavenger hunt?
319
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,830
Yeah,yeah,I guess.
320
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,010
Okay...here I come.
321
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,390
where are you?
322
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,870
Hey,I have a lunch uptown.
323
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,610
I'll be back in a couple of hours.
324
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,740
Good.
325
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,220
Have a-a good lunch.
326
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,880
Thanks.
327
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:12,210
Warmer... warmer... found you!
328
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,210
Don't make me taser you.
329
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,760
uh,cold!Ice cold!
330
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,230
Freezing!Freezing!
331
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,890
Hey,I forgot my briefcase on your desk.
332
00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:30,740
Oh,no!
333
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,800
Go back to the elevator.I'll go get it.
334
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:35,080
- Okay.
- Yeah,I'll see you there.
335
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,850
have a good lunch.
336
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,350
Thanks.
337
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,760
found you.
338
00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,740
Yay!
339
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:00,680
- You found me.
- Yes!
340
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,210
You win.
341
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,650
- betty,I totally
forgot-- hey,matt!
342
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,490
Hey,daniel.
343
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,020
Um,we should probably just get going.
344
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:08,300
okay.
345
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,420
I can't thank you enough for setting
up this meeting with your father.
346
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,480
Daniel!
347
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,580
excuse me?
348
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:16,570
I really think it'll be an incredible
investment opportunity for him.
349
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,260
I didn't set any meeting.
350
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,170
What?
351
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,070
I told betty I couldn't do it.
352
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,840
Betty,what's going on?
353
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,090
Yeah,betty,what is going on?
354
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,900
Well,why'd you tell him I'd
set up a meeting with dad?
355
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,920
Well,I-I didn't exactly.
356
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,610
Yes... you did.
357
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,810
Look,I can explain this,just
not with both of you right here.
358
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,940
Daniel,will you go wait for
me in the conference room?
359
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,180
- I have a
lunch-- please.
360
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:54,240
I was gonna tell him this morning...
361
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:58,250
but when I came in,he'd been up
all night working on a proposal.
362
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,830
I didn't want to break his heart.
363
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,550
Look,but he was gonna
find out eventually.
364
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,890
Yes,but I was hoping that
I could talk to you again.
365
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:08,550
Remember when you said that
I could ask you r anything?
366
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:09,820
Submarine thursdays?
367
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,200
Okay,betty.Betty,that was different.
368
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:16,040
It's just a business meeting between the head
of meade publications and a potential investor.
369
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,400
It has nothing to do with us.
370
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,830
But it does.
371
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:25,440
Betty,being cal hartley's son-- it's
like I'm two different people.Right?
372
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:28,450
There's--there's a guy whose father
is worth more than most opec countries,
373
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:31,560
and then I'm the guy who writes
about sports and forgets his wallet
374
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:37,040
and gets a lump in his throat
every time his girlfriend smileshim.
375
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:43,630
Betty,there's my dad and business and
money,and then there's me-- my life.
376
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:47,090
You're part of my life,aren't you?
377
00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:50,700
Yes,of course.
378
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,010
Daniel.
379
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,740
Why didn't you just tell me he said no?
380
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,640
Because you were so excited.
381
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:04,300
I didn't want to disappoint you.
382
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,380
So you let me look like an idiot?
383
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,360
I thought I could change his mind.
384
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:10,060
And?
385
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,700
Sorry. I don't know
what else to do,daniel.
386
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:18,250
I know how important this is to the
company,but matt is my boyfriend.
387
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,080
and if this is what he wants,then...
388
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:23,550
I have to respect that.
389
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,290
I understand.
390
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,750
You do?
391
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,390
I imagine matt's gotta have his reasons.
392
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,870
Family can be...complicated.
393
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,470
I oughta know.
394
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,760
It's okay,betty.
395
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,910
So what are we gonna do?
396
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,650
Well,I admit things don't look very good,but,um,we're
not ready to turn the lights out just yet.
397
00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:48,750
We'll figure something out.
398
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,960
There are always other options.
399
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,760
There are no other options.
400
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,180
Well,I can't accept that.
401
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,600
Face the facts,daniel.
402
00:20:55,700 --> 00:21:00,220
We barely cobbled together the cash to
put the last issue on the newsstands.
403
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,680
The government's not gonna help
us,and the banks won't touch us.
404
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,990
What you're talking about-- we
agreed we were not there yet.
405
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,960
Well,we're there now.
406
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:12,000
The company has survived
for over a hundred years.
407
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,550
People were reading "mode"
during the past two world wars.
408
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:17,680
They were burning it for warmth
during the great depression.
409
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,780
I mean,I will be damned if I'm gonna explain to my
son-- your half-brother--that we stood by and let it die.
410
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,500
I certainly don't want
that,either,but what do we--
411
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,350
we have poured every penny into
keeping this magazine afloat.
412
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,770
Money of our own.
413
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,200
If we let it go under,we have nothing.
414
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:44,170
it's time to make some tough choices.
415
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,230
You're right.
416
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:05,230
I'll take care of it.
417
00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:12,040
I've been thinking,we
don't really talk very much.
418
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,110
That's because we don't
like each other very much.
419
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,860
And it tears me up inside.
420
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:21,000
We've been spending so much time together
because of the baby,we should be pals.
421
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,250
I'm good,actually.
422
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,820
You know what's a fun thing
for us girls to do--a sex quiz!
423
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,100
I am in!
424
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,400
My sex I.Q.Is crazy high.
425
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,810
I'm like the einstein of sex.
426
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:38,150
Um...okay."What is your
favorite season to have sex?
427
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:42,020
" Fall!No,spring!Winter!No,summer!
428
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,450
Oh,this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
429
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:46,060
I heard "summer."Good answer.
430
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,960
Like... june?Don't you
love having sex in june?
431
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,940
June 14th at 3:02 P.M.,I was
in the ladies' room at the U.N.
432
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:59,510
J*nos--he's the delegate
from hungary-- and he was.
433
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:01,430
I have a pornographic memory.
434
00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:02,960
Back to christina.
435
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,760
Sizzling summer
sexcapades--go!
436
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,650
Why are you so
interested in my sex life?
437
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,760
What?It's just a quiz.
438
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,790
I started to think about
it,and then I realized...
439
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:21,700
june!
440
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,960
That was when I had
wilhelmina's egg implanted.
441
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,390
And the only reason that he would
want to know if I'd had sex--
442
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:30,370
-he's a pervert?
-No,listen.
443
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:36,190
Do you remember a coupdays of before the procedure,we went
out to dinner,to that little pub on the lower east side?
444
00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:38,790
Yeah,yeah,you were pretty
upset about the whole thing.
445
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:42,420
You must've had,what,five or six
pints,couldn't keep your hands off me.
446
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,570
Shut up!Just listen.
447
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:47,780
They told me I wasn't supposed
to have sex before the procedure,
448
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:52,940
but I thought,it's just the one time,and
the chance of anything happening...
449
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:57,750
christina... could he be our son?
450
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:01,520
ll we,what are we gonna do?
451
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:06,790
Well... I've got to talk to wilhelmina.
452
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:10,280
And we've got to find out the truth.
453
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,810
Good mng!
454
00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:18,890
come here,come here,get in,get in!
455
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,470
they're handing out pink slips.
456
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,880
What?
457
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,520
Are you serious?
458
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,420
this is like a reality show.
459
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,360
I hate myself for
watching,but I can't look away.
460
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,490
oh,not sven,not sven!
461
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:37,100
Well,I guess that'll save some awkward
conversation by the coffee machine.
462
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,950
This is crazy.
463
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,540
Oh,my god.
464
00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:57,370
sorry... amanda.
465
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,180
Amanda?
466
00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:09,600
I'm fired?
467
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,950
This must be some sort of mistake.
468
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,490
I know,right?
469
00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:22,420
I mean,I understand them getting rid of the lunch intern
and the creepy copy guy and all those editors,but...
470
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,160
I'm amanda tanen-sommers.
471
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,120
Oh,mandy,I'm so sorry.
472
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,600
But... I am the--the
face of "mode.
473
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,010
" I am "mode"!
474
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,100
I'm the first person
they see en they walk in.
475
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,850
Who's gonna welcome them now
and tell them where to sign in?
476
00:25:40,270 --> 00:25:43,740
But they need to see something pretty.
477
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,350
Oh,god.It's gonna be okay,sweetie.
478
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,490
This isn't the end of the world.
479
00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,580
Someone's gonna hire you in a second.
480
00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,450
Really?
481
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:56,430
Because I can do a job that a
clipboard and a vase of flowers can do?
482
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,630
Oh,mandy.
483
00:25:57,630 --> 00:26:00,010
Marc,I don't belong anywhere else.
484
00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:02,350
I belong at "mode." This is my home.
485
00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:04,750
What am I gonna do?
486
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,220
Daniel,amanda was just
fired.What's going on?
487
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,230
Look,before you panic,your job is safe.
488
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:17,480
You're too valuable to let go.
489
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,560
Uh,well,thanks,but what
about everyone else?
490
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,350
I thought you said there were options.
491
00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:25,320
Well,unfortunately,it turned out
there really was only one option.
492
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,480
Fire everybody?
493
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,010
Do you think I like firing people?
494
00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:30,370
I like amanda,I like
jenny in accounting.
495
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:34,080
It was either cut the payroll
or file for bankruptcy.
496
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,470
Then none of us would have
jobs.Is that what you want?
497
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,010
No,no,of course not.
498
00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:42,330
Betty,we shut down five magazines
today.That's hundreds of employees.
499
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:44,070
I didn't have a choice.
500
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,210
I'm sorry.
501
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,520
I'm getting you that
meeting with hartley.Come on.
502
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,770
I don't have an egg-vitation.
503
00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:51,980
Daniel,it's now or never.
504
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,400
He's leaving for a trans-siberian
motorcycle race right after the party.
505
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,150
Yeah,but what about matt?How's he gonna
feel about you going behind his back?
506
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,580
I hope he understands.
507
00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:24,180
ooh,fah-burge.Come to mama.
508
00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:28,590
damn.Here.
509
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:41,620
-Matt,I have something I need
to-- -you look really pretty.
510
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:42,460
Thank you.
511
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,200
So ready for the moment of truth?
512
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,030
Yep.
513
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,840
hey,guys,you want to
come over and meet my dad?
514
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,840
He's right here.
515
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,000
All right.Here we go.
516
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:57,290
Dad,uh,I would like you
to meet the suarez family.
517
00:27:57,290 --> 00:28:00,640
Uh,justin,hilda... ignacio,my father.
518
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,390
It is a pleasure.
519
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,420
Mr.Hartley,sir.
520
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,130
No,please,call me cal.
521
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,610
Uh,justin,hilda,are
we treating you okay?
522
00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:09,170
Oh,yeah!
523
00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:11,830
Istey,ln,you wanna give me a hint
on where the fah-burge egg is?
524
00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:12,740
Mom!
525
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:16,280
I don't think that would
be fair to my other guests.
526
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,250
And this must be the young lady
that I've been waiting to meet.
527
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,920
It's a pleasure to meet you,mr.Hartley.
528
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,150
I heard you made quite an
impression on matt's mother.
529
00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:28,400
I think the words she used
were,"over my dead,rotting corpse."
530
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,570
Dad...
531
00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:31,110
well,the thing
is,I don't really--
532
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:37,100
anyone who can get under my ex-wife's
skin like that is okay in my book.
533
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:40,730
now I would love to spend the
whole afternoon just with you,
534
00:28:40,730 --> 00:28:43,390
but I have to spend some
time with my other guests,
535
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,670
so please,everybody,have a good time,
536
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:49,550
and I'll just--I'll-- I'll
see you later. Bye-bye.
537
00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:50,180
Ciao.
538
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:52,450
Wow,I never shook a hand that's
been in outer space before.
539
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:54,600
See?Piece of cake.
540
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:59,570
Work stuff that I just have
to deal with real quick.
541
00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:01,540
But I'll be back.
542
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,480
Daniel!
543
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,710
What are you doing?
544
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,480
Where have you been?There's
security everywhere.
545
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,250
And people are starting
to look at me weird.
546
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:21,340
Because you're supposed to be a waiter,but you're
standing around eating cookies in a $10,000 prada suit.
547
00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:22,850
This is from 2 years ago!
548
00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:25,220
All right,look,I met mr.Hartley.
549
00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:26,900
What's he like?
550
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,540
He'S... interesting,but nice.
551
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,600
And I think he'll be
open to your thoughts.
552
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,830
-You ready?
-I think so.
553
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:34,670
Okay,maybe leave the cookie.
554
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,990
you had sex?
555
00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:42,390
Do I need to remind you that
we had a signed contract?
556
00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:44,840
What,you're going to
sue me for having sex?
557
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,500
I gave you a great deal of money,money that
was supposed to help save your dying husband.
558
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,230
At least part of him
was alive and kicking.
559
00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:52,990
Oh,don't get all high
and mighty with me.
560
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,960
You rammed that contract
right down my throat.
561
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,020
And you knew exactly what you
were getting yourself into.
562
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:59,700
And you knew that I couldn't say no!
563
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:03,580
God,the contract was barely dry before I
was lying on my back with my legs in the air,
564
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,460
someone waving a turkey baster at me!
565
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,560
Lovely.
566
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:12,440
I want to know what
we're going to do now.
567
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,500
Because there is a chance
that that baby is mine.
568
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,860
An infinitesimal chance.
569
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:20,010
It's still a chance.
570
00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:23,130
I need to know whose baby that is.
571
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:25,250
And so do you.
572
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,820
Yes,I do.
573
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,680
we'll get a blood test.
574
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,980
Then we'll know.
575
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:37,770
Right.
576
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,270
there he is.
577
00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:48,020
Let's go.
578
00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:52,740
sorry.
579
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,420
Excuse me,sir.
580
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,010
May I see your credentials?
581
00:30:56,010 --> 00:30:58,030
Wha--oh,yeah,of
course.
582
00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:01,650
Uh,just a second.
583
00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:03,630
Uh,I... sorry,I had 'em a second ago.
584
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,790
You know what?He's with me,so it's okay.
585
00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:07,870
He needs his own invitation,ma'am.
586
00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,200
This is outrageous.
587
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,400
I want both of your names right now.
588
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,180
Do you have a pen?
589
00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:18,010
Oh,oh,oh,okay,mistake,sorry!
590
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:21,480
Please just let him go.I can explain.
591
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,910
Come on.
592
00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:25,800
Listen,listen... he can clear this up.
593
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:35,510
I know you're mad.
594
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:36,550
You lied to me.
595
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:41,290
Matt,amanda got fired today,along with about
half of meade,and I couldn't just come here
596
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:44,650
and drink champagne and hunt for easter
eggs and pretend like nothing was happening.
597
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:45,680
What was I supposed to do?
598
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,590
You could've come to me.
599
00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:49,420
Would you have changed your mind?
600
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:53,740
Is this really what you want?
601
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:59,390
Matt,you mean so much to me,but if giving daniel five
minutes with your dad is gonna help him save meade,
602
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:04,100
then,yes,it's wh i want.
603
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,810
It's okay.He's with me.
604
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:19,210
Dad,I'd like to introduce you
to betty's boss,daniel meade.
605
00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,060
It's an incredible honor,sir.
606
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,680
Meade,huh?
607
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,210
Don't recall seeing your
name on the guest list.
608
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:28,280
Uh,uh,it's a fu--
uh,funny story.
609
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,220
Actually,um...
610
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,810
come on,I'm just messing
with you.Let's have a drink.
611
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:36,300
Great,great.
612
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,970
Matt,thank you.
613
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:53,740
I know you've shown an
interest in media stocks.
614
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:58,700
Of course,I read your amazing interview
in the "dubayy financial times.
615
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:05,400
" Anyway,um,meade publications
is poised to rebound in a big way.
616
00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:11,750
mr. Hartley?
617
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:15,050
Cal.Cal.
618
00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:17,640
Everything... all right?
619
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,690
I raise a lot of money at this shindig
every year for a lot of terrific causes.
620
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:28,290
But what I love about it
most is the kids,you know?
621
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,710
Absolutely.
622
00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:31,400
The simple joy on a child's face.
623
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,740
That's what it's really about.
624
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:36,880
I couldn't agree with you more.
625
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,650
Anyway,all meade needs is a
short-term infusion of operating cap--
626
00:33:40,650 --> 00:33:44,620
it's such a shame
floppy couldn't make it.
627
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,090
floppy?
628
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:48,350
Yeah,floppy the bunny.
629
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:53,090
He's the guy we hired to put on the
big pink bunny suit and hand out eggs.
630
00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:55,290
Just totally flaked on us.
631
00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:57,070
That is a shame.
632
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,160
as I was saying,a short-term
infusion of capital would really--
633
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,050
we got the suit and everything.We
just need someone to put it on,
634
00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:09,500
hop around,wiggle his nose.
635
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,040
That'd sure make this day
a success,don't you think?
636
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,190
Make those kids smile?
637
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:23,380
And seeing those kids' smiling faces would
sure put me in the mood to talk business.
638
00:34:32,590 --> 00:34:34,260
I got it!
639
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,920
I got the egg!
640
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,140
congratulations.
641
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:40,500
Now why don't you step
up here,young lady?
642
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,380
Oh,excuse me,kids.
643
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,720
-Excuse me,excuse...
-oh,here we go.
644
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,330
Now since you found the faberg?
645
00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:50,090
egg,valued at more than
half a million dollars...
646
00:34:50,650 --> 00:34:57,620
it will now be auctioned off and the proceeds
donated to new york children's hospital in your name.
647
00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:00,270
but I-I found it.
648
00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:01,720
I found the egg,sir.
649
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,040
-All right,sweetheart.
-This isn't fair!
650
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,780
Time to go.
651
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,620
isn't she wonderful?
652
00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:10,600
I found the egg.
653
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:22,940
are we finished?Do you hate me,matt?
654
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,900
Because I hate me right now and...
655
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,860
no. No,no,I could never hate you.
656
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,690
Never.
657
00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:32,470
And you were right.People's
jobs are at stake.
658
00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:36,180
I mean,your friends are getting fired because
I have some crazy,rich-boy daddy issues?
659
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,110
That's messed up.
660
00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:40,620
No,matt,I still should not
have gone behind your back.
661
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:43,290
True,you owe me for that one.
662
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:46,390
I may have to cancel
submarine thursdays.
663
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:50,830
betty,I just hope you don't regret
hooking daniel up with my father.
664
00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:52,350
Why would I?
665
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:56,030
My dad can be a great guy,but you do
n want to go into business with him.
666
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,360
He needs to control everything.
667
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,130
I--I've spent my entire life trying to keep
him as far away from my career as possible.
668
00:36:03,130 --> 00:36:06,860
That's why I didn't want him investing
in meade,working in publishing.
669
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,670
I mean,I'd finally found
something that was mine.
670
00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:12,260
But,matt,you don't even work at meade.
671
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:14,110
But you do.
672
00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:16,930
Betty,you don't know
where this could lead.
673
00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:19,760
Oh,come on,it can't be that bad.
674
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,780
it's floppy!
675
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:31,450
floppy! Floppy! Floppy! Floppy!
676
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,680
Is that daniel?
677
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,060
I want an egg!
678
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:43,460
you thought my mom was the tough one?
679
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:48,660
My mom is like an easter egg-- hard on the
outside,but soft and gooey on the inside.
680
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:51,280
Dad's more like...
681
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,360
satan.
682
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,340
no,no,no,wait,wait,wait,wait!
683
00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:45,330
Daniel,I'm so sorry.
684
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:48,390
I had no idea this would happen.
685
00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:49,630
It's okay.
686
00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:50,690
No,it's not okay.
687
00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:54,630
Matt tried to warn me,and I wouldn't
listen,and his father humiliated you.
688
00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:59,790
Betty... we did it.
689
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:01,810
What?
690
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:04,970
I just spent ten minutes with
hartley,running the numbers.
691
00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:07,210
he's in.
692
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:12,540
He's actually delaying his trip to
siberia so we can make a full proposal.
693
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:16,930
He said he looks forward to
being in the publishing business.
694
00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:20,100
Oh,my god,that's amazing!
695
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:23,810
wha--but what
about all of this?
696
00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:27,090
It's just to prove what a big man he is.
697
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:28,640
So you knew what he was doing?
698
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,800
Yeah,of course I did.
699
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,640
I've been dealing with ego-driven
bastards like him my whole life.
700
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,230
You know,I've made a fool of
myself enoughimes for no reason.
701
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:40,050
I can do it once to save our company.
702
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:43,820
Daniel,I'm so proud of you.
703
00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:48,880
What's that?
704
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,410
Uh,it's just my cottontail.I was
using it to stop the bleeding.
705
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,780
Those kids were vicious,huh?
706
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:12,770
here they are--
the lab results.
707
00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:14,000
You haven't opened it?
708
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,290
No,I,uh... I didn't have the nerve.
709
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,620
You--you
open it.
710
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:31,710
it's yours.
711
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:34,690
The baby's yours.
712
00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:36,710
thank god.
713
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:40,250
I was jus--
I was so sure.
714
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:46,710
Well... now that that is settled,I will be
making other arrangements for william's care.
715
00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:47,530
What do you mean?
716
00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:50,460
I will no longer be needing
your services as nanny.
717
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:56,120
Given the circumstances,I think it's
best that you stay away from my child...
718
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,290
permanently.
719
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:09,000
♪ there's a light
that just won't go out ♪
720
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,860
♪ no matter what they try to do ♪
721
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:19,290
♪ 'Cause you can't
pull out the circuits ♪
722
00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:25,010
♪ remove the bulb messages.♪ ♪
723
00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:30,420
♪ And it just might be
e brightest star ♪ ♪
724
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:35,330
♪ discovered yet by man ♪
725
00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:43,960
♪ but it might as well be a
pinhole from where we stand ♪
726
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:51,640
♪ so don't feel bad ♪
727
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,720
♪ don't look so sad ♪
728
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,660
♪ we're much more than that ♪
729
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,870
{6}*********
730
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:05,700
♪ but for now it's a death trap ♪
731
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,140
a carrot basket.
732
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:13,490
at least hartley has a sense of humor.
733
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:18,090
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