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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:03,050 Ok I need to say something 2 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:05,333 And this is really hard 3 00:00:06,176 --> 00:00:07,640 You know in situations like these 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:12,817 It's best to just take a deep breath and say it 5 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:17,002 Grimaldi's pizza's slightly superior than Lombardi's, you win 6 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:20,223 Never challenge me when it comes to pizza cause you will always lose 7 00:00:20,614 --> 00:00:22,131 My dollar please 8 00:00:26,425 --> 00:00:27,362 What's this? 9 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:28,893 Open it and see 10 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:33,326 It's a hair put 11 00:00:34,294 --> 00:00:35,077 Matt .. 12 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,547 Saw it and I thought of you, Bee for Betty 13 00:00:38,446 --> 00:00:39,683 The stones aren't real or anything 14 00:00:39,683 --> 00:00:41,585 I mean they're real, they're just not .. You know .. 15 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:43,587 It's beautiful, I love it 16 00:00:44,358 --> 00:00:47,106 I wanted to get you something in honor of our monthiversary 17 00:00:47,462 --> 00:00:48,702 Has it been a month already? 18 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:51,495 You know, you don't always have to bring me back to Queens 19 00:00:51,895 --> 00:00:53,603 Well that's where my queen lives 20 00:00:55,579 --> 00:00:56,510 Dad! 21 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:59,121 Made by Nazel Nazelway@hotmail.com 22 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:00,736 I'm so sorry 23 00:01:00,782 --> 00:01:03,928 I didn't realize you two were out here 24 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:05,427 Hi Matt 25 00:01:05,427 --> 00:01:06,571 Hello Mr. Suarez 26 00:01:06,865 --> 00:01:10,504 I was on my to the Bianco's see if I could borrow their cooler to go on this trip 27 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,018 I made them sugar cookies 28 00:01:12,018 --> 00:01:12,739 On what trip? 29 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:16,503 My dad is taking Justin to a cabin in the Poconos with Elena and her nephews 30 00:01:16,503 --> 00:01:17,697 Oh that should be cool 31 00:01:17,697 --> 00:01:19,041 Yeah cool 32 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,244 Oh ok, I'll see you kids later 33 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,539 - Sorry - That's okay 34 00:01:31,715 --> 00:01:33,658 You don't have to walk me all the way in 35 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,705 What can I say .. I'm a nice guy 36 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:38,689 Hey I had fun tonight 37 00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:39,924 Oh me too 38 00:01:44,889 --> 00:01:46,585 Thank you, thanks for dinner! 39 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:48,437 It was delicious 40 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:52,512 Papi! 41 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,202 Oh no! I'm so sorry 42 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:57,221 It's okay, I have a hard head 43 00:01:57,221 --> 00:01:58,300 How are you doing Mr. Suarez? 44 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,820 Good, good, how are you councilman? 45 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:01,724 I'm good 46 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,520 Good .. Good! 47 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:06,122 Well I guess I should be getting home 48 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:07,011 I'll see you tomorrow 49 00:02:07,011 --> 00:02:08,495 Oh ok, oh ok 50 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:09,088 Goodnight 51 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,000 Bye 52 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,830 Bye! For now 53 00:02:13,812 --> 00:02:16,408 So another date huh? 54 00:02:16,408 --> 00:02:18,203 Things are going good between you guys 55 00:02:18,658 --> 00:02:19,674 I guess 56 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:21,406 Hilda, how was your date? 57 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:24,525 You guess? Why aren't you more enthusiastic? 58 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:26,309 Archie is a great guy 59 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:28,529 I know papi okay? 60 00:02:29,086 --> 00:02:32,978 I like him, I'm just not sure if I LIKE him yet 61 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:37,260 Hilda, that's like saying you're not sure you like Sirloin steak, it's crazy 62 00:02:37,953 --> 00:02:41,768 Mum, Do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena? 63 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:44,536 Yes! Elena's nephews are dying to meet you 64 00:02:44,536 --> 00:02:46,474 And they planned the whole thing with you and Mike 65 00:02:46,474 --> 00:02:48,637 They planned it with me and Mike to be at a spa 66 00:02:48,637 --> 00:02:51,311 With mud baths and ginger facials 67 00:02:51,311 --> 00:02:52,237 You're going 68 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:54,926 There'll be plenty of mud 69 00:03:23,181 --> 00:03:24,570 Connor? 70 00:03:31,073 --> 00:03:32,988 Connor? 71 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:53,673 Okay guys, with Mode's first ever sex issue on the stand in just 3 days 72 00:03:53,673 --> 00:03:55,328 It might seem like the hard work's over 73 00:03:55,328 --> 00:03:56,283 But it's not 74 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,351 In order to get new advertisers and keep the old ones 75 00:03:59,842 --> 00:04:01,702 We have to make sure our overnight numbers kill 76 00:04:01,702 --> 00:04:05,468 That means using every resource we can to get people talking 77 00:04:05,468 --> 00:04:06,722 You know, fire them up 78 00:04:06,722 --> 00:04:09,327 Oh Daniel, we could do a tying with modernway.com 79 00:04:09,327 --> 00:04:10,053 Bring it! 80 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:11,952 Great! See, that's an awesome idea 81 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,485 I think you people know how important this issue is 82 00:04:23,433 --> 00:04:26,609 Pardon me, I had a late night 83 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,418 Here's some more coffee for you 84 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,567 You all know what to do, let's get to it 85 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:38,501 Ok, you are going to laugh 86 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:41,188 I just got off the phone with the Olsen's twins 87 00:04:41,188 --> 00:04:45,084 Apparently they feel just awful that they didn't include you 88 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:48,299 In their big "influence" cokie table book 89 00:04:48,299 --> 00:04:52,221 So they would love it, if you would be a part of their next book 90 00:04:52,221 --> 00:04:53,681 "More influence" 91 00:04:55,409 --> 00:04:56,382 Willy 92 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:03,076 Willy? 93 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:12,359 Oh my god, oh my god! She's dead, She's dead! 94 00:05:12,359 --> 00:05:16,242 Stop your shrieking Marc, I was just taking a nap 95 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:20,147 But your eyes were .. 96 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:21,601 I haven't slept in weeks 97 00:05:22,076 --> 00:05:27,976 I just wake all night, feeling so tense 98 00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:31,816 Well naturally, look at your desk, it's a mess 99 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,892 Maybe something else is on your mind? 100 00:05:38,892 --> 00:05:41,701 Yes getting a good night sleep is on my mind 101 00:05:42,311 --> 00:05:45,528 I can't even take a sleeping pill because of that damn baby 102 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,595 Marc, I need help 103 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,256 Of course you do 104 00:05:52,774 --> 00:05:55,151 And I am here for you 105 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,266 What the hell do you think you're doing? 106 00:05:58,656 --> 00:06:00,760 I meant I needed you to hire a night nanny 107 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,339 Oh ok, well I'll get right on it 108 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:07,023 But Willy 109 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:13,366 Aren't there maybe some other night needs, that aren't being met? 110 00:06:15,623 --> 00:06:18,164 Willy, Willy? 111 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,846 Agh, this is so weird 112 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:25,302 Hey Betty, I've got a web thing 113 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:29,053 What do you think about "fun sex versus boring relationship sex"? 114 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:32,063 You can write about all the boring things you do with what's his name 115 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:33,001 - Matt - Whatever 116 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,688 And I can write about all the fun things I'm gonna do 117 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:36,964 With whatever guy I meet tonight 118 00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:40,352 How about the modern-day mating rituals 119 00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:42,397 You know something a little less personal 120 00:06:42,397 --> 00:06:44,337 Ooh you slut! Why? What are you hiding? 121 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:45,857 Matt's into kink isn't he? 122 00:06:45,857 --> 00:06:48,066 Is he your loving pig? Does he like ice cubing? 123 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:49,298 - Ice what? - Cubing 124 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:51,955 No, Matt is into normal things I think 125 00:06:53,098 --> 00:06:57,740 Oh my god, are you actually saying that you haven't tapped that yet? 126 00:06:58,648 --> 00:07:01,635 No, but we're definitely headed in that direction 127 00:07:01,635 --> 00:07:02,855 We just haven't got there yet 128 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:03,966 This is none of your business 129 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,306 But Betty you have been dating for like a year 130 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:07,494 - A month - Exactly 131 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:11,310 And he's a billionaire and for some reason he seems to be into you 132 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:14,121 What the hell are you waiting for? 133 00:07:24,968 --> 00:07:26,204 Betty are you wearing the La Fleur? 134 00:07:26,204 --> 00:07:27,155 Maybe .. 135 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,993 Ooh what's the special occasion? 136 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:33,881 Matt and I have a date and I was kinda hoping tonight will be the night 137 00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:36,693 Hoping? if you're ready just tell him 138 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,935 Well it's not that easy, I mean I've never had to do that before 139 00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:41,851 With Henry and Walter it just kinda happened 140 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:45,951 Oh yeah, well some guys need more of a push 141 00:07:46,234 --> 00:07:47,571 Let me see your bra 142 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:48,878 What?! 143 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:55,081 Aye, papi jeez, you're going camping for two days not two weeks 144 00:07:55,081 --> 00:07:57,599 I know! He can bring six cans of bug sprays 145 00:07:57,599 --> 00:07:59,206 But I can't bring a blow dryer 146 00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:00,786 There's no electricity 147 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,191 Oh dear god! 148 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:04,637 Hey we hit the road at 5am 149 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:06,169 You girls up for an early breakfast? 150 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:07,477 Well I know I'll be there 151 00:08:07,477 --> 00:08:09,785 I have a date with Archie so I should be in bed by 9 152 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:11,771 Haha good! How about you Betty? 153 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:17,003 Actually, I .. Matt and I are gonna have a late dinner 154 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,951 That's alright, I'll just come in and give you a little kiss before we leave 155 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:25,236 Papi, I think that I'm gonna stay in the city tonight 156 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,753 You know, get some work on my web article done 157 00:08:27,753 --> 00:08:30,848 How can you stay in the city, you don't have a place there anymore 158 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:34,012 Jeez, papi, she's spending the night with her boyfriend 159 00:08:34,487 --> 00:08:36,240 Even I knew that, she's wearing lip gloss! 160 00:08:41,068 --> 00:08:45,149 Okay, I'll just see you when I see you, bye 161 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:51,336 - Have fun! -Bye! 162 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:57,924 Hey Daniel, can I ask you something? 163 00:08:59,386 --> 00:09:02,197 What do you think of me doing a poetry slam? 164 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:06,687 Oh you're serious 165 00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:08,769 Yeah I've been writing poetry for years 166 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:10,543 And I never had enough to perform any of it 167 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:12,246 And it's something I've always wanted to do 168 00:09:12,246 --> 00:09:14,676 Then you should definitely do that 169 00:09:14,676 --> 00:09:15,988 You don't think it sounds crazy? 170 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,282 I didn't say that 171 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,641 Hey! 172 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:21,796 Well seriously I think that's brave 173 00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:24,245 You couldn't pay me enough to get up in front of people and perform 174 00:09:24,245 --> 00:09:24,955 Why? 175 00:09:25,909 --> 00:09:28,686 Just a horrible scarring, High school rock band experience 176 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:31,260 Oh my god! You were in a band? What did you play? 177 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:36,786 Guitar, sort of, I thought I was really good, I was really bad! 178 00:09:37,058 --> 00:09:37,904 What happened? 179 00:09:38,596 --> 00:09:43,941 Umm I had to write this incredibly cheesy song "Crash and Burn" it was called 180 00:09:43,941 --> 00:09:45,833 For the battle of the bands at school 181 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,476 I was laughed off the stage 182 00:09:47,992 --> 00:09:51,197 You would've laughed too though, especially if you'd seen my hair 183 00:09:52,807 --> 00:09:53,826 I wanna see a picture 184 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:57,501 Oh no forget it, I don't wanna ruin your perfect image of me 185 00:09:57,715 --> 00:09:58,671 Too late 186 00:10:03,455 --> 00:10:09,081 Ok, Mr. protégé piano guy, how's this one? 187 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:12,038 That was it, that was it! That was a perfect A-flat 188 00:10:12,038 --> 00:10:13,701 Shut up! You're a bad liar 189 00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:16,693 No, I'm not lying, I'm still deafened from when you did your C-sharp 190 00:10:16,693 --> 00:10:17,781 Hey! 191 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,192 Guess I should get you a cab 192 00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:39,383 Or I could come upstairs and take a peek at your new wall color 193 00:10:39,383 --> 00:10:43,852 Hahaha .. That's funny, oh wait here comes one, taxi! 194 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,391 No, Matt, I'm not expected home .. 195 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:52,626 There you go, alright I'll call you later, bye! 196 00:10:58,433 --> 00:11:00,635 That guy couldn't get rid of you fast enough! 197 00:11:18,305 --> 00:11:23,143 Thanks Archie that's sweet, ok, talk to you later 198 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:28,281 Agh, what kind of a guy calls an hour after a date to say he had a good time 199 00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:29,977 I think he's a little too into me 200 00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:33,082 He spent all night touching my arm, and trying to hold my hand 201 00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:37,984 Oh poor Hilda! Nice guy can't keep his hands off of you, how awful! 202 00:11:37,984 --> 00:11:40,466 Excuse me, what is your problem? 203 00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:43,137 My problem is that you've been complaining about Archie 204 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,996 Since the two of you started seeing each other 205 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:49,010 He's so into me, he calls just to say nice things 206 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,978 If it bothers you that much, then why don't you just break up with him? 207 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,228 Maybe you're right, I tried to do the nice guy thing 208 00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:56,854 What can I say, he's just not my type 209 00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:01,894 What are you doing home anyway, I thought tonight was supposed to be like the night 210 00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:04,132 Well apparently, it wasn't 211 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,137 What happened? 212 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,199 Nothing, nothing happened 213 00:12:08,718 --> 00:12:11,627 I tried to make it very clear that I wanted to stay over 214 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:14,462 And he just laughed and put me in a cab 215 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,165 Well maybe he misunderstood your signals 216 00:12:17,534 --> 00:12:19,158 You're very subtle, that's your style 217 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,947 Rule number 1, never be subtle 218 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:26,309 I don't know, I mean, I think subtlety works sometimes 219 00:12:26,575 --> 00:12:29,531 Yeah maybe 100 years ago, in like the 1950's 220 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,851 But trust me, these days, bolder is better 221 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:37,418 So what, a girl's just supposed to come out and say it? 222 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:41,487 You know, like I want to .. 223 00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:45,215 You know, I mean not everybody can do that 224 00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:48,925 Oh my god! Still dry in Betty county? 225 00:12:48,925 --> 00:12:51,349 Still non of your business Amanda! 226 00:12:51,349 --> 00:12:54,763 Exactly! Betty in honor of us once being roommates 227 00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:57,329 I'm going to personally teach you how to be sexy 228 00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:00,835 Well you know, as sexy as this can be 229 00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:03,233 I will show you some of my no-fail moves 230 00:13:03,606 --> 00:13:06,342 Admit it Betty, you need a little help in this department 231 00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,414 It'll be great for our article 232 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,122 - Well - Woooo 233 00:13:13,122 --> 00:13:16,588 Get ready, Betty, sex train is coming 234 00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,839 Agh how lame 235 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:23,740 How cool, a poetry slam? 236 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,321 Yup Molly's super excited and I've been so busy 237 00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:27,955 trying to keep this company together 238 00:13:28,498 --> 00:13:30,453 I just really want it to be a great night for her 239 00:13:30,492 --> 00:13:32,395 Well I'll definitely be there, I love poetry 240 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,073 It was one of my favorite classes in college 241 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:35,290 - Really? - Yeah 242 00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:37,310 Maybe you should read this 243 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,290 I think it's pretty good although I'm not much of a poetry person 244 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,217 Softly caressing waves, good title .. 245 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,580 Wow, wow 246 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,740 Wow what, wow good or wow bad 247 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:59,831 Just wow! I'm impressed that Molly's reading this, it's very personal and intimate 248 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:02,016 It is? I thought it was about the ocean 249 00:14:03,128 --> 00:14:09,587 Daniel, the ocean is a metaphor for you and her, and the two of you .. 250 00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:12,491 Softly caressing .. 251 00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:16,432 Wow, I mean I totally missed that, are you sure? 252 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:22,599 Pretty sure, I lay my head on the soft pale sand breathing in his salty scent 253 00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:25,243 Is that supposed to be my chest? 254 00:14:25,746 --> 00:14:28,183 And I'm pretty sure that the rock is your head 255 00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:29,434 How do you know it's my head? 256 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:31,412 Cause it's crying? 257 00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:33,835 What? Rocks don't cry 258 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:45,177 Wow, it's so weird to be back here 259 00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:50,527 I know right? I miss the me it was with us 260 00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:54,652 Okay, we're ready for operation Betty sexification 261 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:57,281 Amanda, I thought it was just gonna be us girls 262 00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:00,391 - It is - You can thank us later by taking us to lunch 263 00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:03,018 Agh, this is an impossible deadline 264 00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:04,825 Matt's gonna be here in two hours 265 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,986 God, where do we even begin, look at her 266 00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:11,730 Umm yeah, this is a toughie, we have to stay calm 267 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,004 The key is to come at your target using all six senses 268 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:19,025 Sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style 269 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,646 Well technically style is .. 270 00:15:20,646 --> 00:15:23,804 Shhh! We have to work fast and furious if we're gonna make it in time 271 00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:25,306 Now, pay attention 272 00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:28,400 First sense sound 273 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,592 Next sense, smell 274 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,170 Taste 275 00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:44,888 Show him your lips are available and open for business 276 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:51,096 Eat slowly and seductively 277 00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:58,978 - Touch - Ignite his pleasure center with a soft graze 278 00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:06,285 Sight and style 279 00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:09,344 Now the art of the seductive hair flick 280 00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,701 Ok, put this on 281 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,561 - Now, what about those braces can those come off? - No 282 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,346 Can we at least lose the glasses? 283 00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:28,086 I kind of need them to see 284 00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,882 My concern is what he's going to see 285 00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:31,914 Oh and don't forget about this 286 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,169 A ladle? What's this for? 287 00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:35,717 You'll know when the time comes 288 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:41,922 I can't believe I'm saying this but Betty Suarez is getting some strange tonight 289 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,621 - Hey thanks guys - Go get him tiger 290 00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:13,628 Where did he go? 291 00:17:14,161 --> 00:17:15,376 Where are you? 292 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:17,427 Who the hell are you? 293 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,727 I'm your new night nanny 294 00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:25,666 The new night nanny? 295 00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,382 What was that brawling? 296 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:32,501 Oh I was reading William Goldilocks and the three bears 297 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:35,388 I guess I got a little roarrr, carried away 298 00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,152 I'm Sorry if I woke you up 299 00:17:38,884 --> 00:17:40,872 I'm James by the way 300 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,166 Carry on James 301 00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:06,982 This place is even better than last night 302 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,582 We'll have two orders of that please 303 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:12,160 You have got to try this dish, it's killing 304 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,029 Oh? 305 00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:19,297 Don't move, you just look really pretty in that light 306 00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:21,379 Oh thank you 307 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,101 And now you moved and it's gone 308 00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:25,768 Kidding it's still on 309 00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:33,140 Listen Archie, I think maybe .. 310 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:37,389 Archie? Archie I thought that was you how are you? 311 00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:40,227 I'm, I'm good, real good 312 00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:42,932 Hilda, this is Felicia, she and I used to be neighbors 313 00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,064 Oh well we used to be more than that 314 00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:49,386 Biggest mistake I ever made was letting this one slip through my fingers 315 00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:58,127 I thought I take a little break to make you flash cards and seduce you 316 00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:02,865 Oh god I love your chest so warm and cozy 317 00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:06,686 So I finally had a chance to read your poem 318 00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:10,363 You did? What did you think? 319 00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:11,939 Yeah it's great 320 00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:17,565 Had some thoughts from an editorial perspective if you want 321 00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:20,375 That would be great, I would love your professional opinion 322 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,688 I'll go grab it 323 00:19:21,688 --> 00:19:23,486 Got it right here 324 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,566 Wow you made a lot of notes 325 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,792 No no, I just kinda jotted down some ideas 326 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,817 Like um, instead of softly caressing, 327 00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:34,292 Maybe the waves should be hard and crashing 328 00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:38,293 And should this rock really sprout tears? 329 00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:40,194 It seems exaggerated 330 00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:44,877 I mean I would buy it if the rock maybe shed a single tear once 331 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,091 Or you could just lose the image all together 332 00:19:47,091 --> 00:19:51,073 Ok, you wanna tell me what this is really about? 333 00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:55,267 I know this poem is about us, you know .. 334 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,723 Having sex .. 335 00:19:57,723 --> 00:20:00,450 Yeah .. So? 336 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,499 So you're gonna read this in public 337 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:06,910 Like in front of people I work with, it's embarrassing 338 00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:09,482 I see 339 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:14,016 Well the last thing I wanted to do is embarrass you 340 00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:14,861 Molly come on 341 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,766 No it's fine, I'll just read something else 342 00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:18,503 I should get back to work 343 00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:27,283 You always did know how to make me laugh 344 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:31,864 I swear the biggest mistake I ever made was letting this guy slip through my fingers 345 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,973 Yeah, you mentioned that 346 00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:39,049 Felicia, maybe we should get started on our food before it gets cold 347 00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:41,488 Oh my god! I didn't even notice, what a jerk 348 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,431 - It was so nice meeting you - Yeah, you too 349 00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,330 Call me sugar 350 00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:51,037 I'm sorry, Felicia is a bit of a talker 351 00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:56,378 I know! I was like hello, we're on a date here 352 00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:03,987 Come in! 353 00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,332 Hello 354 00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:11,992 Oh hey Matt I'll be right out I'm just changing out my work clothes 355 00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:12,804 Okay 356 00:21:13,657 --> 00:21:15,563 Wow this place is cool 357 00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:17,980 Now I can see why you were so bummed out when you had to give it up 358 00:21:18,706 --> 00:21:21,474 Uh, you know we should really get going if we're gonna make that movie 359 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:28,404 What's your hurry soldier? 360 00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:40,087 Wow you look great, but the movie starts in like 20 minutes 361 00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:41,027 You should probably get dressed 362 00:21:41,027 --> 00:21:43,719 Actually, I was thinking 363 00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:49,698 Maybe we could just stay in tonight and relax 364 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:55,334 Oh I made mojitos, want one? 365 00:21:55,733 --> 00:22:01,060 Uh, I'm not really a mojito kinda guy 366 00:22:02,368 --> 00:22:07,472 Oh okay, well then, we could just get comfortable 367 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:14,556 And sit, we could sit 368 00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:19,985 Oh look what you found 369 00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:25,017 Sorry, here 370 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,271 We should probably just go to that movie 371 00:22:29,563 --> 00:22:36,452 Or we could stay here and you know, be together .. 372 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,146 Betty, I can't do this 373 00:22:47,837 --> 00:22:49,274 Matt, where are you going? 374 00:22:50,074 --> 00:22:54,038 Betty I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me 375 00:23:10,586 --> 00:23:14,510 - Wow, that was .. Wow - I know 376 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:17,745 - I did not expect that to happen - Me neither 377 00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:23,013 I .. To be honest I actually thought you were gonna break up with me 378 00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:29,190 - I totally was - You were? 379 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:33,063 Yeah, if Felicia hadn't stopped by and interrupted me, 380 00:23:33,654 --> 00:23:37,179 This evening would've gone a hell of a lot differently 381 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,782 So what made you change your mind? 382 00:23:39,782 --> 00:23:43,894 Huh? I don't know 383 00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:47,285 You weren't gonna give me a chance until you saw another woman was into me 384 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:51,426 What? That is not true 385 00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:57,707 Okay, alright maybe it is a little bit, I usually go for that kinda guy, you know 386 00:23:58,511 --> 00:24:01,479 Right .. So do I need Felicia to interrupt everyday to get you in the mood? 387 00:24:01,479 --> 00:24:04,261 Cause that would be, you know, pretty complicated foreplay 388 00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:10,940 No, but a little tattoo on your back wouldn't hurt 389 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,725 You know what, I'm gonna go 390 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,552 Excuse me what just happened here? 391 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,123 Thanks for a memorable night 392 00:24:22,123 --> 00:24:24,192 I was just kidding 393 00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:36,318 So that is your idea of a qualified child care professional? 394 00:24:36,318 --> 00:24:38,005 Oh my god, he's completely qualified 395 00:24:38,005 --> 00:24:40,295 He's a former model and he's done diaper commercials 396 00:24:41,758 --> 00:24:46,213 Ok honestly, I thought that manny poppins might help you get your groove back 397 00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,143 You know, so that you can sleep better 398 00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:50,889 What are you implying? My groove is perfectly fine 399 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:53,091 Willy, I keep your appointments remember? 400 00:24:53,255 --> 00:24:59,310 And I haven't scheduled you for one of your weekly "carwashes" since before Connor 401 00:25:00,604 --> 00:25:04,564 And .. I just thought that James could wash your car for you 402 00:25:04,564 --> 00:25:06,362 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard 403 00:25:06,441 --> 00:25:09,206 Oh come on, he's totally hot, he looks like Taye Diggs 404 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:11,401 What is it with white people and Taye Diggs? 405 00:25:11,401 --> 00:25:13,567 Fine, I will call another nanny 406 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:17,718 Wait, he does already know the apartment 407 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,874 So he can stay .. For now 408 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,264 Oh and book me a Brazilian with Jonny 409 00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:25,579 Oooh 410 00:25:25,966 --> 00:25:27,763 Completely unrelated 411 00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:35,492 It went horribly 412 00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,915 What? Our moves didn't work? Impossible 413 00:25:37,915 --> 00:25:38,775 Those moves are fabby 414 00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,012 You must've done something wrong 415 00:25:40,012 --> 00:25:41,215 Did you do the hair flick? 416 00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:42,168 Or use the ladle 417 00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:44,653 Guys don't worry, it wasn't your moves, it was me 418 00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:46,354 The whole night was a disaster 419 00:25:46,354 --> 00:25:49,919 I practically threw myself at him and he ran out the door 420 00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:53,100 Running away from a girl screaming? That sounds like my prom night 421 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:54,919 Oh My god he's gay 422 00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:56,478 - Or a virgin - Or a woman 423 00:25:56,478 --> 00:25:57,852 Umm that feels right 424 00:25:58,372 --> 00:26:00,110 Well, I just, I wanna talk to him about it 425 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:03,043 But I can't because he just texted me and he's working through lunch 426 00:26:03,842 --> 00:26:05,942 Um, that does not fly with me 427 00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:08,453 If I were you I would march over to his office right now 428 00:26:08,453 --> 00:26:09,561 And give him a piece of my mind 429 00:26:09,561 --> 00:26:11,471 Oh Betty's not the type to do something like that 430 00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:12,953 You know what, I'm going to 431 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:15,493 Wow, aren't you full of surprises 432 00:26:15,493 --> 00:26:18,979 I just .. I can't take another second of replaying last night in my head 433 00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:21,502 I'll go nuts, I just need to talk to him 434 00:26:21,502 --> 00:26:23,065 Right after you buy us lunch 435 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:27,704 That's Matt's building 436 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,711 I don't know what I'm gonna say to him 437 00:26:29,711 --> 00:26:30,814 What am I gonna say to him? 438 00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:33,610 Oh well you better think fast cause Richie Rich just left the building 439 00:26:34,646 --> 00:26:35,883 No, Amanda! 440 00:26:38,641 --> 00:26:41,574 Someone's not working through lunch, we should follow him 441 00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:43,890 No guys, I'm not gonna do that 442 00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:45,936 Well if you don't, then we will 443 00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:48,275 No, no, Amanda, Marc! 444 00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:54,604 It's kinda silly, guys slow down 445 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,035 Oh god 446 00:27:05,217 --> 00:27:07,858 This is stupid, why are we doing this 447 00:27:07,858 --> 00:27:10,589 I know, I just wanna finish this episode of mex in the city 448 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:12,777 And get something to eat, my stomach is eating itself 449 00:27:13,939 --> 00:27:15,341 The bagel has landed 450 00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:18,488 Hey 451 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:24,591 Oh-my-god, he is totally two-timing you 452 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,165 There must be an explanation for this 453 00:27:27,165 --> 00:27:30,496 Agh, let's get this show on the road, I'm starving 454 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,058 Betty? 455 00:27:37,153 --> 00:27:38,763 Betty what are you doing here? 456 00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:42,947 Oh it's a beautiful day 457 00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:48,687 Matt, hey, hi 458 00:27:49,989 --> 00:27:52,125 I didn't mean to follow you 459 00:27:53,169 --> 00:27:57,358 I'm just still a little confused about last night and .. 460 00:27:58,036 --> 00:28:02,174 If you're with her that's fine, I mean it's not fine but .. 461 00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,379 Oh god, I wish I wasn't here right now 462 00:28:06,005 --> 00:28:07,973 - I'm Helen - My therapist 463 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,147 Why don't you join us? 464 00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:20,854 Betty sorry I said I have to work through lunch 465 00:28:21,606 --> 00:28:23,565 I just needed to see Helen 466 00:28:27,553 --> 00:28:29,208 I don't know what I'm supposed to say 467 00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:34,423 You can say, or not say anything you wanna say or not say 468 00:28:36,127 --> 00:28:37,007 Ok .. 469 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:42,259 So um, about last night 470 00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:43,790 Look Matt, it was my fault 471 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:47,770 I was trying to push you into doing something you obviously don't wanna do so .. 472 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,689 No, no, no, that's not it at all 473 00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:52,957 Matt, it's fine, just tell me if you're not attracted to me 474 00:28:52,957 --> 00:28:54,435 Or if you'd rather just stay friends 475 00:28:54,435 --> 00:28:56,344 No, I am attracted to you 476 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:57,923 Well then was it 477 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,840 Oh god, this is so embarrassing 478 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,795 Why? 479 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,983 Oh, are you a virgin? 480 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,225 That's okay I don't really have that much experience either 481 00:29:13,225 --> 00:29:15,289 Oh no, I've been with women 482 00:29:16,579 --> 00:29:19,403 And kind of a lot of women 483 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:23,103 And really lot 484 00:29:23,377 --> 00:29:24,527 Wow 485 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,946 Look, look I know this must sound weird 486 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:31,945 It's just, I've been kinda lonely my whole life 487 00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:35,076 In the past Matt has used sex as a way to connect to people 488 00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:38,622 So I made a contract with Helen that I wouldn't be with someone 489 00:29:38,622 --> 00:29:41,486 Until I really connected with them first 490 00:29:42,218 --> 00:29:46,142 And .. This amazing thing happened, I met you 491 00:29:46,944 --> 00:29:49,663 And I started having all these feelings 492 00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:54,672 And then when the sex came up I guess I just .. I just panicked 493 00:29:56,732 --> 00:29:57,931 And how do you feel now? 494 00:30:00,994 --> 00:30:03,729 Calm, I feel calm 495 00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:04,680 Good 496 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:06,954 I'm so glad it's out in the open 497 00:30:08,769 --> 00:30:11,394 And Betty how do you feel? 498 00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:17,921 Great, I feel .. 499 00:30:20,355 --> 00:30:21,222 Strange 500 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,490 Matt's been with hundreds of women? 501 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,494 Well he didn't say hundreds but he's definitely pointing in that direction 502 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,153 Man what a dog! 503 00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,975 Not really helping, I know 504 00:30:30,975 --> 00:30:32,825 No you're not, can we change the subject 505 00:30:32,825 --> 00:30:35,217 Your car's coming to pick you up to take you straight to the poetry club from here 506 00:30:35,217 --> 00:30:37,351 Great, you're coming right? 507 00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:40,242 Yeah, I'll be there, I'm excited to hear Molly read her poem 508 00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:42,031 Oh she's not gonna read that one anymore 509 00:30:42,031 --> 00:30:43,587 Why? It's so beautiful 510 00:30:43,587 --> 00:30:45,123 I asked her not to 511 00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:46,103 What? 512 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,332 Well you saw what it was about 513 00:30:47,332 --> 00:30:51,017 I can't exactly have her reading stuff about our sex life in front of everyone I work with 514 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,611 Daniel, sorry to break it to you 515 00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:54,987 But your sex life has kinda been on display for years 516 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,618 Come on, that's different 517 00:30:56,884 --> 00:30:59,732 Why? Because you don't mind people knowing that you're a playboy 518 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:03,711 But you don't want anyone to know that you cry when you're with the woman you love? 519 00:31:03,784 --> 00:31:05,233 Okay, you're making me sound like an ass 520 00:31:05,233 --> 00:31:06,646 Well you kind of are 521 00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:11,530 I'm sorry, but Molly's sick, and she wrote a poem about how much she loves you 522 00:31:12,368 --> 00:31:15,253 And she's brave enough to stand up in front of strangers and say that 523 00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:17,627 You can be brave enough to let her 524 00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:29,280 So we talked it through and Archie's coming over 525 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,951 Hilda, you called a guy back and apologized? 526 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:34,919 Wow, you must really like this Archie 527 00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:37,786 I know! Something happened last night, 528 00:31:37,786 --> 00:31:40,549 It's like we really .. We really connected you know 529 00:31:44,711 --> 00:31:46,892 Can we maybe not talk about sex tonight? 530 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,245 Oh honey, you and Matt you're gonna be fine 531 00:31:49,245 --> 00:31:50,438 I don't know Hilda 532 00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:54,188 I mean a couple of days ago I was ready to spend the night 533 00:31:54,901 --> 00:31:57,242 And now I hope it doesn't even come up 534 00:31:57,447 --> 00:31:59,700 Honey he talked to his shrink about you 535 00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:01,247 Obviously you're important to him 536 00:32:01,247 --> 00:32:03,688 It's just complicated, now I'm one of hundreds 537 00:32:04,164 --> 00:32:05,682 I don't feel very special 538 00:32:05,829 --> 00:32:09,625 Agh wouldn't it be great if all of life's problems could be solved with good hair 539 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,059 Alright cover up 540 00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:15,660 That must be Archie, come in 541 00:32:18,592 --> 00:32:20,386 Felicia, what are you doing here? 542 00:32:20,715 --> 00:32:22,512 I came to tell you to back off my man 543 00:32:23,089 --> 00:32:24,258 Excuse me? 544 00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,046 I decided I want Archie back 545 00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:29,047 Oh, sorry you can't have him 546 00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:31,591 No offense but you can't stop me 547 00:32:31,591 --> 00:32:34,779 Archie loves him some Vanilla ice cream 548 00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:36,749 Okay you know maybe .. 549 00:32:36,749 --> 00:32:40,701 Well no offense, but I don't think Archie's gonna go back to vanilla 550 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:45,287 When he has tasted hot, melted, caramel surprise 551 00:32:45,287 --> 00:32:47,863 What's the surprise? Your fat ass? 552 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,927 - Oh No you didn't - No, no Hilda, she didn't mean that 553 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,444 Oh yes I did, and I also meant to do this 554 00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,034 Oh bitch 555 00:32:57,034 --> 00:32:58,123 How do you like that 556 00:32:58,123 --> 00:33:00,693 - Hope you like eggs cause your head's about to look like one - No, no 557 00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,438 Is that all you got? 558 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,442 At least let me get these eyebrows 559 00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:05,672 You're gonna hurt somebody 560 00:33:05,672 --> 00:33:07,631 Stop, stop! 561 00:33:07,866 --> 00:33:08,556 Are you crazy? 562 00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:10,763 What the hell is going on here? 563 00:33:24,726 --> 00:33:27,589 It's so chilly in here, do you mind if I start a fire? 564 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:28,680 Sure 565 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,993 Oh it looks like you have a little something on your shirt 566 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:51,871 Oh I guess the baby spit up a little 567 00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:53,220 It's no big deal 568 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:57,951 Oh nonsense, let me wash it, I was just about to do a little laundry 569 00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:00,541 Okay 570 00:34:10,045 --> 00:34:13,189 - Thank you - You're welcome, thank you! 571 00:34:21,912 --> 00:34:23,881 Thank you, thank you 572 00:34:27,682 --> 00:34:30,746 Hey hey, I'm really glad that we talked with Helen today 573 00:34:30,746 --> 00:34:33,132 I mean it was weird, but I'm glad 574 00:34:33,132 --> 00:34:35,433 Yeah yeah me too 575 00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:41,938 Who's that? 576 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:44,626 Oh she works at the coffee shop near my apartment 577 00:34:45,658 --> 00:34:49,772 Hey hey, it's the only place I know her from in case you're wondering 578 00:34:49,772 --> 00:34:53,382 What? No, no, I wasn't wondering anything 579 00:34:57,937 --> 00:34:59,552 Your shirt will be done soon 580 00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:03,922 So in the mean time why don't we .. 581 00:35:19,824 --> 00:35:24,572 - Are you okay? - I'm fine 582 00:35:28,236 --> 00:35:31,476 And there I sit wrapped oh so tight against the night 583 00:35:32,516 --> 00:35:37,420 In my insecurity, like it 584 00:35:42,213 --> 00:35:46,253 Molly, hey I'm so sorry about what I said before 585 00:35:46,482 --> 00:35:49,479 This poem you wrote is beautiful and it's touching 586 00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:52,375 And I'd be so proud to hear you read it tonight 587 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:53,724 You would? 588 00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:58,443 Molly, you're up 589 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,770 Get em, take it 590 00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:08,180 I'm just so angry at myself I knew I shouldn't have let Connor in 591 00:36:09,058 --> 00:36:11,178 It was against every instinct I had 592 00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:15,319 Now I can't get his stupid face out of my dreams 593 00:36:15,619 --> 00:36:20,498 Shh, that's it, that's it, let it out 594 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:24,911 I don't wanna let it out, I just wanna have sex 595 00:36:25,677 --> 00:36:28,654 Uh, I didn't, I didn't .. 596 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,445 Oh just take your pants off 597 00:36:30,483 --> 00:36:32,707 I don't think what you need is sex 598 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:37,235 What I think you need is to find a way to close the door on this Connor guy 599 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,842 And focus on your baby 600 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,717 Well thank you James 601 00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:52,343 I think you really helped me 602 00:36:53,155 --> 00:36:56,274 And since we won't be having sex, now you're fired 603 00:36:57,879 --> 00:37:01,445 Get out .. Out 604 00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:13,239 Oh great thank you 605 00:37:31,928 --> 00:37:33,520 Betty, Betty you're okay? 606 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:38,556 Sorry, I'm gonna go say bye to Daniel 607 00:37:48,739 --> 00:37:49,786 Did you finally get rid of her? 608 00:37:49,786 --> 00:37:53,036 Yeah and don't worry Felicia won't bother you anymore I promise 609 00:37:53,036 --> 00:37:54,819 Oh I know 610 00:37:55,935 --> 00:37:58,147 So what's going on here? 611 00:37:58,147 --> 00:38:01,101 Yesterday you're not into me and today you're fighting for me 612 00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,882 I thought I wasn't your type 613 00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:05,586 Ok, I know it was a really dumb thing to say 614 00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:10,580 Especially since my type hasn't really worked out for me so well 615 00:38:11,454 --> 00:38:15,897 I just wanted to see what it would be like you know with a nice guy 616 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,701 Hilda I like you but I'm sorry to warn you I have a type too 617 00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:23,977 I think I sorta go for the bad girls 618 00:38:24,931 --> 00:38:26,079 You think I'm a bad girl? 619 00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:29,050 Well maybe I'm a little bad but.. 620 00:38:29,981 --> 00:38:33,905 You loved it, two girls going at it over you 621 00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:37,354 Please, I'm a grown man, I hardly think I need to get my thrills .. 622 00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:41,017 - You loved it - I know it was really hot 623 00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:47,009 So what are we saying? We're giving us another chance? 624 00:38:47,746 --> 00:38:48,931 Yeah 625 00:38:49,608 --> 00:38:54,857 And oh by the way, I'm not always such a nice guy 626 00:38:55,763 --> 00:38:56,958 I know 627 00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,570 I'm home 628 00:39:00,825 --> 00:39:03,699 Oh my god Imma start ringing the bell 629 00:39:11,927 --> 00:39:12,941 I liked Molly's poem 630 00:39:12,941 --> 00:39:14,168 Yeah 631 00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:16,840 Does Daniel cry at work too? 632 00:39:17,336 --> 00:39:18,479 Not everyday 633 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:20,939 So I guess I should get a cab 634 00:39:20,939 --> 00:39:25,688 Wait Betty wait, I was thinking maybe you could come back to my place 635 00:39:26,109 --> 00:39:28,692 See my new wall color, I mean if you want 636 00:39:29,724 --> 00:39:31,523 Matt, I don't know 637 00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:33,869 - You're freaked out - Yeah 638 00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:38,860 I just .. I wanted to be special and .. 639 00:39:39,826 --> 00:39:42,932 I'm sorry but right now I just .. I feel like a number 640 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:45,385 You are! Number one 641 00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:47,940 - Come on, Matt I'm serious - No so am I 642 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:55,429 Betty, this would be the first time that I have ever been with a woman I really care about 643 00:39:56,121 --> 00:39:59,043 So technically, you are my first 644 00:40:00,293 --> 00:40:05,474 Aww, that's so corny and sweet 645 00:40:07,502 --> 00:40:12,413 - I make myself nervous my hands are shaking - No, don't worry, so are mine 646 00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,858 This one goes out to the woman I love 647 00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:34,278 A classic from my high school battle of the bands 648 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:40,147 We're driving down the highway 649 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:42,955 Cold wind in my hair 650 00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,814 Just me and my special lady 651 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:51,253 We haven't got a care .. In the world 652 00:40:55,069 --> 00:41:00,785 But the road ahead's uncertain, there'll be bumps along the way 653 00:41:01,005 --> 00:41:08,834 And I know there'll be some hurting so I hit the gas and pray 654 00:41:11,506 --> 00:41:14,233 Well I don't wanna crash and burn 655 00:41:14,685 --> 00:41:17,495 Don't wanna go too fast 656 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:23,240 Wanna be with you, wanna see this through 657 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:26,360 I don't wanna crash and burn 658 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,528 Don't wanna go too fast 659 00:41:29,618 --> 00:41:32,990 I want to be with you 660 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:39,232 Wanna make this last forever 661 00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,441 And ever my lady 662 00:41:45,441 --> 00:41:48,161 Made by Nazel 663 00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:52,761 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50642

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