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Ok I need to say something
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And this is really hard
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You know in situations like these
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It's best to just take a deep breath and say it
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Grimaldi's pizza's slightly superior than Lombardi's, you win
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Never challenge me when it comes to pizza cause you will always lose
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My dollar please
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What's this?
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Open it and see
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It's a hair put
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Matt ..
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Saw it and I thought of you, Bee for Betty
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The stones aren't real or anything
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I mean they're real, they're just not .. You know ..
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It's beautiful, I love it
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I wanted to get you something in honor of our monthiversary
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Has it been a month already?
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You know, you don't always have to bring me back to Queens
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Well that's where my queen lives
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Dad!
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Made by Nazel
Nazelway@hotmail.com
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I'm so sorry
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I didn't realize you two were out here
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Hi Matt
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Hello Mr. Suarez
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I was on my to the Bianco's see if I could borrow their cooler to go on this trip
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I made them sugar cookies
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On what trip?
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My dad is taking Justin to a cabin in the Poconos with Elena and her nephews
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Oh that should be cool
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Yeah cool
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Oh ok, I'll see you kids later
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- Sorry
- That's okay
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You don't have to walk me all the way in
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What can I say .. I'm a nice guy
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Hey I had fun tonight
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Oh me too
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Thank you, thanks for dinner!
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It was delicious
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Papi!
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Oh no! I'm so sorry
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It's okay, I have a hard head
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How are you doing Mr. Suarez?
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Good, good, how are you councilman?
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I'm good
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Good .. Good!
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Well I guess I should be getting home
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I'll see you tomorrow
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Oh ok, oh ok
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Goodnight
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Bye
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Bye! For now
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So another date huh?
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Things are going good between you guys
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I guess
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Hilda, how was your date?
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You guess? Why aren't you more enthusiastic?
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Archie is a great guy
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I know papi okay?
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I like him, I'm just not sure if I LIKE him yet
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Hilda, that's like saying you're not sure you like Sirloin steak, it's crazy
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Mum, Do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
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Yes! Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
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And they planned the whole thing with you and Mike
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They planned it with me and Mike to be at a spa
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With mud baths and ginger facials
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You're going
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There'll be plenty of mud
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Connor?
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Connor?
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Okay guys, with Mode's first ever sex issue on the stand in just 3 days
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It might seem like the hard work's over
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But it's not
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In order to get new advertisers and keep the old ones
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We have to make sure our overnight numbers kill
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That means using every resource we can to get people talking
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You know, fire them up
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Oh Daniel, we could do a tying with modernway.com
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Bring it!
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Great! See, that's an awesome idea
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I think you people know how important this issue is
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Pardon me, I had a late night
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Here's some more coffee for you
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You all know what to do, let's get to it
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Ok, you are going to laugh
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I just got off the phone with the Olsen's twins
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Apparently they feel just awful that they didn't include you
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In their big "influence" cokie table book
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So they would love it, if you would be a part of their next book
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"More influence"
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Willy
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Willy?
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Oh my god, oh my god! She's dead, She's dead!
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Stop your shrieking Marc, I was just taking a nap
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But your eyes were ..
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I haven't slept in weeks
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I just wake all night, feeling so tense
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Well naturally, look at your desk, it's a mess
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Maybe something else is on your mind?
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Yes getting a good night sleep is on my mind
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I can't even take a sleeping pill because of that damn baby
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Marc, I need help
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Of course you do
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And I am here for you
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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I meant I needed you to hire a night nanny
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Oh ok, well I'll get right on it
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But Willy
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Aren't there maybe some other night needs, that aren't being met?
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Willy, Willy?
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Agh, this is so weird
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Hey Betty, I've got a web thing
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What do you think about "fun sex versus boring relationship sex"?
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You can write about all the boring things you do with what's his name
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- Matt
- Whatever
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And I can write about all the fun things I'm gonna do
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With whatever guy I meet tonight
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How about the modern-day mating rituals
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You know something a little less personal
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Ooh you slut! Why? What are you hiding?
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Matt's into kink isn't he?
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Is he your loving pig? Does he like ice cubing?
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- Ice what?
- Cubing
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No, Matt is into normal things I think
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Oh my god, are you actually saying that you haven't tapped that yet?
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No, but we're definitely headed in that direction
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We just haven't got there yet
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This is none of your business
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But Betty you have been dating for like a year
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- A month
- Exactly
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And he's a billionaire and for some reason he seems to be into you
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What the hell are you waiting for?
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Betty are you wearing the La Fleur?
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Maybe ..
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Ooh what's the special occasion?
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Matt and I have a date and I was kinda hoping tonight will be the night
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Hoping? if you're ready just tell him
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Well it's not that easy, I mean I've never had to do that before
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With Henry and Walter it just kinda happened
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Oh yeah, well some guys need more of a push
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Let me see your bra
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What?!
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Aye, papi jeez, you're going camping for two days not two weeks
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I know! He can bring six cans of bug sprays
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But I can't bring a blow dryer
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There's no electricity
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Oh dear god!
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Hey we hit the road at 5am
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You girls up for an early breakfast?
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Well I know I'll be there
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I have a date with Archie so I should be in bed by 9
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Haha good! How about you Betty?
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Actually, I .. Matt and I are gonna have a late dinner
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That's alright, I'll just come in and give you a little kiss before we leave
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Papi, I think that I'm gonna stay in the city tonight
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You know, get some work on my web article done
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How can you stay in the city, you don't have a place there anymore
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Jeez, papi, she's spending the night with her boyfriend
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Even I knew that, she's wearing lip gloss!
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Okay, I'll just see you when I see you, bye
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- Have fun!
-Bye!
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Hey Daniel, can I ask you something?
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What do you think of me doing a poetry slam?
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Oh you're serious
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Yeah I've been writing poetry for years
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And I never had enough to perform any of it
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And it's something I've always wanted to do
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Then you should definitely do that
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You don't think it sounds crazy?
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I didn't say that
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Hey!
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Well seriously I think that's brave
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You couldn't pay me enough to get up in front of people and perform
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Why?
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Just a horrible scarring, High school rock band experience
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Oh my god! You were in a band? What did you play?
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Guitar, sort of, I thought I was really good, I was really bad!
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What happened?
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Umm I had to write this incredibly cheesy song "Crash and Burn" it was called
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For the battle of the bands at school
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I was laughed off the stage
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You would've laughed too though, especially if you'd seen my hair
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I wanna see a picture
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Oh no forget it, I don't wanna ruin your perfect image of me
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Too late
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Ok, Mr. protégé piano guy, how's this one?
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That was it, that was it! That was a perfect A-flat
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Shut up! You're a bad liar
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No, I'm not lying, I'm still deafened from when you did your C-sharp
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Hey!
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Guess I should get you a cab
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Or I could come upstairs and take a peek at your new wall color
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Hahaha .. That's funny, oh wait here comes one, taxi!
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No, Matt, I'm not expected home ..
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There you go, alright I'll call you later, bye!
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That guy couldn't get rid of you fast enough!
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Thanks Archie that's sweet, ok, talk to you later
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Agh, what kind of a guy calls an hour after a date to say he had a good time
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I think he's a little too into me
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He spent all night touching my arm, and trying to hold my hand
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Oh poor Hilda! Nice guy can't keep his hands off of you, how awful!
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Excuse me, what is your problem?
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My problem is that you've been complaining about Archie
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Since the two of you started seeing each other
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He's so into me, he calls just to say nice things
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If it bothers you that much, then why don't you just break up with him?
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Maybe you're right, I tried to do the nice guy thing
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What can I say, he's just not my type
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What are you doing home anyway, I thought tonight was supposed to be like the night
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Well apparently, it wasn't
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What happened?
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Nothing, nothing happened
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I tried to make it very clear that I wanted to stay over
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And he just laughed and put me in a cab
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Well maybe he misunderstood your signals
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You're very subtle, that's your style
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Rule number 1, never be subtle
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I don't know, I mean, I think subtlety works sometimes
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Yeah maybe 100 years ago, in like the 1950's
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But trust me, these days, bolder is better
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So what, a girl's just supposed to come out and say it?
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You know, like I want to ..
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You know, I mean not everybody can do that
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Oh my god! Still dry in Betty county?
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Still non of your business Amanda!
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Exactly! Betty in honor of us once being roommates
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I'm going to personally teach you how to be sexy
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Well you know, as sexy as this can be
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I will show you some of my no-fail moves
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Admit it Betty, you need a little help in this department
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It'll be great for our article
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- Well
- Woooo
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Get ready, Betty, sex train is coming
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Agh how lame
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How cool, a poetry slam?
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Yup Molly's super excited and I've been so busy
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trying to keep this company together
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I just really want it to be a great night for her
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Well I'll definitely be there, I love poetry
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It was one of my favorite classes in college
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- Really?
- Yeah
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Maybe you should read this
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I think it's pretty good although I'm not much of a poetry person
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Softly caressing waves, good title ..
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Wow, wow
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Wow what, wow good or wow bad
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Just wow! I'm impressed that Molly's reading this, it's very personal and intimate
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It is? I thought it was about the ocean
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Daniel, the ocean is a metaphor for you and her, and the two of you ..
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Softly caressing ..
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Wow, I mean I totally missed that, are you sure?
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Pretty sure, I lay my head on the soft pale sand breathing in his salty scent
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Is that supposed to be my chest?
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And I'm pretty sure that the rock is your head
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How do you know it's my head?
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Cause it's crying?
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What? Rocks don't cry
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Wow, it's so weird to be back here
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I know right? I miss the me it was with us
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00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:54,652
Okay, we're ready for operation Betty sexification
261
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:57,281
Amanda, I thought it was just gonna be us girls
262
00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:00,391
- It is
- You can thank us later by taking us to lunch
263
00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:03,018
Agh, this is an impossible deadline
264
00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:04,825
Matt's gonna be here in two hours
265
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,986
God, where do we even begin, look at her
266
00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:11,730
Umm yeah, this is a toughie, we have to stay calm
267
00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,004
The key is to come at your target using all six senses
268
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:19,025
Sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
269
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,646
Well technically style is ..
270
00:15:20,646 --> 00:15:23,804
Shhh! We have to work fast and furious if we're gonna make it in time
271
00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:25,306
Now, pay attention
272
00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:28,400
First sense sound
273
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,592
Next sense, smell
274
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,170
Taste
275
00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:44,888
Show him your lips are available and open for business
276
00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:51,096
Eat slowly and seductively
277
00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:58,978
- Touch
- Ignite his pleasure center with a soft graze
278
00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:06,285
Sight and style
279
00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:09,344
Now the art of the seductive hair flick
280
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,701
Ok, put this on
281
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,561
- Now, what about those braces can those come off?
- No
282
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,346
Can we at least lose the glasses?
283
00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:28,086
I kind of need them to see
284
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,882
My concern is what he's going to see
285
00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:31,914
Oh and don't forget about this
286
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,169
A ladle? What's this for?
287
00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:35,717
You'll know when the time comes
288
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:41,922
I can't believe I'm saying this but Betty Suarez is getting some strange tonight
289
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,621
- Hey thanks guys
- Go get him tiger
290
00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:13,628
Where did he go?
291
00:17:14,161 --> 00:17:15,376
Where are you?
292
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:17,427
Who the hell are you?
293
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,727
I'm your new night nanny
294
00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:25,666
The new night nanny?
295
00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,382
What was that brawling?
296
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:32,501
Oh I was reading William Goldilocks and the three bears
297
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:35,388
I guess I got a little roarrr, carried away
298
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,152
I'm Sorry if I woke you up
299
00:17:38,884 --> 00:17:40,872
I'm James by the way
300
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,166
Carry on James
301
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:06,982
This place is even better than last night
302
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,582
We'll have two orders of that please
303
00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:12,160
You have got to try this dish, it's killing
304
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,029
Oh?
305
00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:19,297
Don't move, you just look really pretty in that light
306
00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:21,379
Oh thank you
307
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,101
And now you moved and it's gone
308
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:25,768
Kidding it's still on
309
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:33,140
Listen Archie, I think maybe ..
310
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:37,389
Archie? Archie I thought that was you how are you?
311
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:40,227
I'm, I'm good, real good
312
00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:42,932
Hilda, this is Felicia, she and I used to be neighbors
313
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,064
Oh well we used to be more than that
314
00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:49,386
Biggest mistake I ever made was letting this one slip through my fingers
315
00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:58,127
I thought I take a little break to make you flash cards and seduce you
316
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:02,865
Oh god I love your chest so warm and cozy
317
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:06,686
So I finally had a chance to read your poem
318
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:10,363
You did? What did you think?
319
00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:11,939
Yeah it's great
320
00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:17,565
Had some thoughts from an editorial perspective if you want
321
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:20,375
That would be great, I would love your professional opinion
322
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,688
I'll go grab it
323
00:19:21,688 --> 00:19:23,486
Got it right here
324
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,566
Wow you made a lot of notes
325
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,792
No no, I just kinda jotted down some ideas
326
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,817
Like um, instead of softly caressing,
327
00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:34,292
Maybe the waves should be hard and crashing
328
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:38,293
And should this rock really sprout tears?
329
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:40,194
It seems exaggerated
330
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:44,877
I mean I would buy it if the rock maybe shed a single tear once
331
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,091
Or you could just lose the image all together
332
00:19:47,091 --> 00:19:51,073
Ok, you wanna tell me what this is really about?
333
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:55,267
I know this poem is about us, you know ..
334
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,723
Having sex ..
335
00:19:57,723 --> 00:20:00,450
Yeah .. So?
336
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,499
So you're gonna read this in public
337
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:06,910
Like in front of people I work with, it's embarrassing
338
00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:09,482
I see
339
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:14,016
Well the last thing I wanted to do is embarrass you
340
00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:14,861
Molly come on
341
00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,766
No it's fine, I'll just read something else
342
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:18,503
I should get back to work
343
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:27,283
You always did know how to make me laugh
344
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:31,864
I swear the biggest mistake I ever made was letting this guy slip through my fingers
345
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,973
Yeah, you mentioned that
346
00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:39,049
Felicia, maybe we should get started on our food before it gets cold
347
00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:41,488
Oh my god! I didn't even notice, what a jerk
348
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,431
- It was so nice meeting you
- Yeah, you too
349
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,330
Call me sugar
350
00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:51,037
I'm sorry, Felicia is a bit of a talker
351
00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:56,378
I know! I was like hello, we're on a date here
352
00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:03,987
Come in!
353
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,332
Hello
354
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:11,992
Oh hey Matt I'll be right out I'm just changing out my work clothes
355
00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:12,804
Okay
356
00:21:13,657 --> 00:21:15,563
Wow this place is cool
357
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:17,980
Now I can see why you were so bummed out when you had to give it up
358
00:21:18,706 --> 00:21:21,474
Uh, you know we should really get going if we're gonna make that movie
359
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:28,404
What's your hurry soldier?
360
00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:40,087
Wow you look great, but the movie starts in like 20 minutes
361
00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:41,027
You should probably get dressed
362
00:21:41,027 --> 00:21:43,719
Actually, I was thinking
363
00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:49,698
Maybe we could just stay in tonight and relax
364
00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:55,334
Oh I made mojitos, want one?
365
00:21:55,733 --> 00:22:01,060
Uh, I'm not really a mojito kinda guy
366
00:22:02,368 --> 00:22:07,472
Oh okay, well then, we could just get comfortable
367
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:14,556
And sit, we could sit
368
00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:19,985
Oh look what you found
369
00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:25,017
Sorry, here
370
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,271
We should probably just go to that movie
371
00:22:29,563 --> 00:22:36,452
Or we could stay here and you know, be together ..
372
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,146
Betty, I can't do this
373
00:22:47,837 --> 00:22:49,274
Matt, where are you going?
374
00:22:50,074 --> 00:22:54,038
Betty I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me
375
00:23:10,586 --> 00:23:14,510
- Wow, that was .. Wow
- I know
376
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:17,745
- I did not expect that to happen
- Me neither
377
00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:23,013
I .. To be honest I actually thought you were gonna break up with me
378
00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:29,190
- I totally was
- You were?
379
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:33,063
Yeah, if Felicia hadn't stopped by and interrupted me,
380
00:23:33,654 --> 00:23:37,179
This evening would've gone a hell of a lot differently
381
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,782
So what made you change your mind?
382
00:23:39,782 --> 00:23:43,894
Huh? I don't know
383
00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:47,285
You weren't gonna give me a chance until you saw another woman was into me
384
00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:51,426
What? That is not true
385
00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:57,707
Okay, alright maybe it is a little bit, I usually go for that kinda guy, you know
386
00:23:58,511 --> 00:24:01,479
Right .. So do I need Felicia to interrupt everyday to get you in the mood?
387
00:24:01,479 --> 00:24:04,261
Cause that would be, you know, pretty complicated foreplay
388
00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:10,940
No, but a little tattoo on your back wouldn't hurt
389
00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,725
You know what, I'm gonna go
390
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,552
Excuse me what just happened here?
391
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,123
Thanks for a memorable night
392
00:24:22,123 --> 00:24:24,192
I was just kidding
393
00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:36,318
So that is your idea of a qualified child care professional?
394
00:24:36,318 --> 00:24:38,005
Oh my god, he's completely qualified
395
00:24:38,005 --> 00:24:40,295
He's a former model and he's done diaper commercials
396
00:24:41,758 --> 00:24:46,213
Ok honestly, I thought that manny poppins might help you get your groove back
397
00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,143
You know, so that you can sleep better
398
00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:50,889
What are you implying? My groove is perfectly fine
399
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:53,091
Willy, I keep your appointments remember?
400
00:24:53,255 --> 00:24:59,310
And I haven't scheduled you for one of your weekly "carwashes" since before Connor
401
00:25:00,604 --> 00:25:04,564
And .. I just thought that James could wash your car for you
402
00:25:04,564 --> 00:25:06,362
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
403
00:25:06,441 --> 00:25:09,206
Oh come on, he's totally hot, he looks like Taye Diggs
404
00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:11,401
What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?
405
00:25:11,401 --> 00:25:13,567
Fine, I will call another nanny
406
00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:17,718
Wait, he does already know the apartment
407
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,874
So he can stay .. For now
408
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,264
Oh and book me a Brazilian with Jonny
409
00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:25,579
Oooh
410
00:25:25,966 --> 00:25:27,763
Completely unrelated
411
00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:35,492
It went horribly
412
00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,915
What? Our moves didn't work? Impossible
413
00:25:37,915 --> 00:25:38,775
Those moves are fabby
414
00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,012
You must've done something wrong
415
00:25:40,012 --> 00:25:41,215
Did you do the hair flick?
416
00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:42,168
Or use the ladle
417
00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:44,653
Guys don't worry, it wasn't your moves, it was me
418
00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:46,354
The whole night was a disaster
419
00:25:46,354 --> 00:25:49,919
I practically threw myself at him and he ran out the door
420
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:53,100
Running away from a girl screaming? That sounds like my prom night
421
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:54,919
Oh My god he's gay
422
00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:56,478
- Or a virgin
- Or a woman
423
00:25:56,478 --> 00:25:57,852
Umm that feels right
424
00:25:58,372 --> 00:26:00,110
Well, I just, I wanna talk to him about it
425
00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:03,043
But I can't because he just texted me and he's working through lunch
426
00:26:03,842 --> 00:26:05,942
Um, that does not fly with me
427
00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:08,453
If I were you I would march over to his office right now
428
00:26:08,453 --> 00:26:09,561
And give him a piece of my mind
429
00:26:09,561 --> 00:26:11,471
Oh Betty's not the type to do something like that
430
00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:12,953
You know what, I'm going to
431
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:15,493
Wow, aren't you full of surprises
432
00:26:15,493 --> 00:26:18,979
I just .. I can't take another second of replaying last night in my head
433
00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:21,502
I'll go nuts, I just need to talk to him
434
00:26:21,502 --> 00:26:23,065
Right after you buy us lunch
435
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:27,704
That's Matt's building
436
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,711
I don't know what I'm gonna say to him
437
00:26:29,711 --> 00:26:30,814
What am I gonna say to him?
438
00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:33,610
Oh well you better think fast cause Richie Rich just left the building
439
00:26:34,646 --> 00:26:35,883
No, Amanda!
440
00:26:38,641 --> 00:26:41,574
Someone's not working through lunch, we should follow him
441
00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:43,890
No guys, I'm not gonna do that
442
00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:45,936
Well if you don't, then we will
443
00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:48,275
No, no, Amanda, Marc!
444
00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:54,604
It's kinda silly, guys slow down
445
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,035
Oh god
446
00:27:05,217 --> 00:27:07,858
This is stupid, why are we doing this
447
00:27:07,858 --> 00:27:10,589
I know, I just wanna finish this episode of mex in the city
448
00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:12,777
And get something to eat, my stomach is eating itself
449
00:27:13,939 --> 00:27:15,341
The bagel has landed
450
00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:18,488
Hey
451
00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:24,591
Oh-my-god, he is totally two-timing you
452
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,165
There must be an explanation for this
453
00:27:27,165 --> 00:27:30,496
Agh, let's get this show on the road, I'm starving
454
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,058
Betty?
455
00:27:37,153 --> 00:27:38,763
Betty what are you doing here?
456
00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:42,947
Oh it's a beautiful day
457
00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:48,687
Matt, hey, hi
458
00:27:49,989 --> 00:27:52,125
I didn't mean to follow you
459
00:27:53,169 --> 00:27:57,358
I'm just still a little confused about last night and ..
460
00:27:58,036 --> 00:28:02,174
If you're with her that's fine, I mean it's not fine but ..
461
00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,379
Oh god, I wish I wasn't here right now
462
00:28:06,005 --> 00:28:07,973
- I'm Helen
- My therapist
463
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,147
Why don't you join us?
464
00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:20,854
Betty sorry I said I have to work through lunch
465
00:28:21,606 --> 00:28:23,565
I just needed to see Helen
466
00:28:27,553 --> 00:28:29,208
I don't know what I'm supposed to say
467
00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:34,423
You can say, or not say anything you wanna say or not say
468
00:28:36,127 --> 00:28:37,007
Ok ..
469
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:42,259
So um, about last night
470
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:43,790
Look Matt, it was my fault
471
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:47,770
I was trying to push you into doing something you obviously don't wanna do so ..
472
00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,689
No, no, no, that's not it at all
473
00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:52,957
Matt, it's fine, just tell me if you're not attracted to me
474
00:28:52,957 --> 00:28:54,435
Or if you'd rather just stay friends
475
00:28:54,435 --> 00:28:56,344
No, I am attracted to you
476
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:57,923
Well then was it
477
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,840
Oh god, this is so embarrassing
478
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,795
Why?
479
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,983
Oh, are you a virgin?
480
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,225
That's okay I don't really have that much experience either
481
00:29:13,225 --> 00:29:15,289
Oh no, I've been with women
482
00:29:16,579 --> 00:29:19,403
And kind of a lot of women
483
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:23,103
And really lot
484
00:29:23,377 --> 00:29:24,527
Wow
485
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,946
Look, look I know this must sound weird
486
00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:31,945
It's just, I've been kinda lonely my whole life
487
00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:35,076
In the past Matt has used sex as a way to connect to people
488
00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:38,622
So I made a contract with Helen that I wouldn't be with someone
489
00:29:38,622 --> 00:29:41,486
Until I really connected with them first
490
00:29:42,218 --> 00:29:46,142
And .. This amazing thing happened, I met you
491
00:29:46,944 --> 00:29:49,663
And I started having all these feelings
492
00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:54,672
And then when the sex came up I guess I just .. I just panicked
493
00:29:56,732 --> 00:29:57,931
And how do you feel now?
494
00:30:00,994 --> 00:30:03,729
Calm, I feel calm
495
00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:04,680
Good
496
00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:06,954
I'm so glad it's out in the open
497
00:30:08,769 --> 00:30:11,394
And Betty how do you feel?
498
00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:17,921
Great, I feel ..
499
00:30:20,355 --> 00:30:21,222
Strange
500
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,490
Matt's been with hundreds of women?
501
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,494
Well he didn't say hundreds but he's definitely pointing in that direction
502
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,153
Man what a dog!
503
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,975
Not really helping, I know
504
00:30:30,975 --> 00:30:32,825
No you're not, can we change the subject
505
00:30:32,825 --> 00:30:35,217
Your car's coming to pick you up to take you straight to the poetry club from here
506
00:30:35,217 --> 00:30:37,351
Great, you're coming right?
507
00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:40,242
Yeah, I'll be there, I'm excited to hear Molly read her poem
508
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:42,031
Oh she's not gonna read that one anymore
509
00:30:42,031 --> 00:30:43,587
Why? It's so beautiful
510
00:30:43,587 --> 00:30:45,123
I asked her not to
511
00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:46,103
What?
512
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,332
Well you saw what it was about
513
00:30:47,332 --> 00:30:51,017
I can't exactly have her reading stuff about our sex life in front of everyone I work with
514
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,611
Daniel, sorry to break it to you
515
00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:54,987
But your sex life has kinda been on display for years
516
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,618
Come on, that's different
517
00:30:56,884 --> 00:30:59,732
Why? Because you don't mind people knowing that you're a playboy
518
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:03,711
But you don't want anyone to know that you cry when you're with the woman you love?
519
00:31:03,784 --> 00:31:05,233
Okay, you're making me sound like an ass
520
00:31:05,233 --> 00:31:06,646
Well you kind of are
521
00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:11,530
I'm sorry, but Molly's sick, and she wrote a poem about how much she loves you
522
00:31:12,368 --> 00:31:15,253
And she's brave enough to stand up in front of strangers and say that
523
00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:17,627
You can be brave enough to let her
524
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:29,280
So we talked it through and Archie's coming over
525
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,951
Hilda, you called a guy back and apologized?
526
00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:34,919
Wow, you must really like this Archie
527
00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:37,786
I know! Something happened last night,
528
00:31:37,786 --> 00:31:40,549
It's like we really .. We really connected you know
529
00:31:44,711 --> 00:31:46,892
Can we maybe not talk about sex tonight?
530
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,245
Oh honey, you and Matt you're gonna be fine
531
00:31:49,245 --> 00:31:50,438
I don't know Hilda
532
00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:54,188
I mean a couple of days ago I was ready to spend the night
533
00:31:54,901 --> 00:31:57,242
And now I hope it doesn't even come up
534
00:31:57,447 --> 00:31:59,700
Honey he talked to his shrink about you
535
00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:01,247
Obviously you're important to him
536
00:32:01,247 --> 00:32:03,688
It's just complicated, now I'm one of hundreds
537
00:32:04,164 --> 00:32:05,682
I don't feel very special
538
00:32:05,829 --> 00:32:09,625
Agh wouldn't it be great if all of life's problems could be solved with good hair
539
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,059
Alright cover up
540
00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:15,660
That must be Archie, come in
541
00:32:18,592 --> 00:32:20,386
Felicia, what are you doing here?
542
00:32:20,715 --> 00:32:22,512
I came to tell you to back off my man
543
00:32:23,089 --> 00:32:24,258
Excuse me?
544
00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,046
I decided I want Archie back
545
00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:29,047
Oh, sorry you can't have him
546
00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:31,591
No offense but you can't stop me
547
00:32:31,591 --> 00:32:34,779
Archie loves him some Vanilla ice cream
548
00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:36,749
Okay you know maybe ..
549
00:32:36,749 --> 00:32:40,701
Well no offense, but I don't think Archie's gonna go back to vanilla
550
00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:45,287
When he has tasted hot, melted, caramel surprise
551
00:32:45,287 --> 00:32:47,863
What's the surprise? Your fat ass?
552
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,927
- Oh No you didn't
- No, no Hilda, she didn't mean that
553
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,444
Oh yes I did, and I also meant to do this
554
00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,034
Oh bitch
555
00:32:57,034 --> 00:32:58,123
How do you like that
556
00:32:58,123 --> 00:33:00,693
- Hope you like eggs cause your head's about to look like one
- No, no
557
00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,438
Is that all you got?
558
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,442
At least let me get these eyebrows
559
00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:05,672
You're gonna hurt somebody
560
00:33:05,672 --> 00:33:07,631
Stop, stop!
561
00:33:07,866 --> 00:33:08,556
Are you crazy?
562
00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:10,763
What the hell is going on here?
563
00:33:24,726 --> 00:33:27,589
It's so chilly in here, do you mind if I start a fire?
564
00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:28,680
Sure
565
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,993
Oh it looks like you have a little something on your shirt
566
00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:51,871
Oh I guess the baby spit up a little
567
00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:53,220
It's no big deal
568
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:57,951
Oh nonsense, let me wash it, I was just about to do a little laundry
569
00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:00,541
Okay
570
00:34:10,045 --> 00:34:13,189
- Thank you
- You're welcome, thank you!
571
00:34:21,912 --> 00:34:23,881
Thank you, thank you
572
00:34:27,682 --> 00:34:30,746
Hey hey, I'm really glad that we talked with Helen today
573
00:34:30,746 --> 00:34:33,132
I mean it was weird, but I'm glad
574
00:34:33,132 --> 00:34:35,433
Yeah yeah me too
575
00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:41,938
Who's that?
576
00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:44,626
Oh she works at the coffee shop near my apartment
577
00:34:45,658 --> 00:34:49,772
Hey hey, it's the only place I know her from in case you're wondering
578
00:34:49,772 --> 00:34:53,382
What? No, no, I wasn't wondering anything
579
00:34:57,937 --> 00:34:59,552
Your shirt will be done soon
580
00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:03,922
So in the mean time why don't we ..
581
00:35:19,824 --> 00:35:24,572
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine
582
00:35:28,236 --> 00:35:31,476
And there I sit wrapped oh so tight against the night
583
00:35:32,516 --> 00:35:37,420
In my insecurity, like it
584
00:35:42,213 --> 00:35:46,253
Molly, hey I'm so sorry about what I said before
585
00:35:46,482 --> 00:35:49,479
This poem you wrote is beautiful and it's touching
586
00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:52,375
And I'd be so proud to hear you read it tonight
587
00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:53,724
You would?
588
00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:58,443
Molly, you're up
589
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,770
Get em, take it
590
00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:08,180
I'm just so angry at myself I knew I shouldn't have let Connor in
591
00:36:09,058 --> 00:36:11,178
It was against every instinct I had
592
00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:15,319
Now I can't get his stupid face out of my dreams
593
00:36:15,619 --> 00:36:20,498
Shh, that's it, that's it, let it out
594
00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:24,911
I don't wanna let it out, I just wanna have sex
595
00:36:25,677 --> 00:36:28,654
Uh, I didn't, I didn't ..
596
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,445
Oh just take your pants off
597
00:36:30,483 --> 00:36:32,707
I don't think what you need is sex
598
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:37,235
What I think you need is to find a way to close the door on this Connor guy
599
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,842
And focus on your baby
600
00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,717
Well thank you James
601
00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:52,343
I think you really helped me
602
00:36:53,155 --> 00:36:56,274
And since we won't be having sex, now you're fired
603
00:36:57,879 --> 00:37:01,445
Get out .. Out
604
00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:13,239
Oh great thank you
605
00:37:31,928 --> 00:37:33,520
Betty, Betty you're okay?
606
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:38,556
Sorry, I'm gonna go say bye to Daniel
607
00:37:48,739 --> 00:37:49,786
Did you finally get rid of her?
608
00:37:49,786 --> 00:37:53,036
Yeah and don't worry Felicia won't bother you anymore I promise
609
00:37:53,036 --> 00:37:54,819
Oh I know
610
00:37:55,935 --> 00:37:58,147
So what's going on here?
611
00:37:58,147 --> 00:38:01,101
Yesterday you're not into me and today you're fighting for me
612
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,882
I thought I wasn't your type
613
00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:05,586
Ok, I know it was a really dumb thing to say
614
00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:10,580
Especially since my type hasn't really worked out for me so well
615
00:38:11,454 --> 00:38:15,897
I just wanted to see what it would be like you know with a nice guy
616
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,701
Hilda I like you but I'm sorry to warn you I have a type too
617
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:23,977
I think I sorta go for the bad girls
618
00:38:24,931 --> 00:38:26,079
You think I'm a bad girl?
619
00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:29,050
Well maybe I'm a little bad but..
620
00:38:29,981 --> 00:38:33,905
You loved it, two girls going at it over you
621
00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:37,354
Please, I'm a grown man, I hardly think I need to get my thrills ..
622
00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:41,017
- You loved it
- I know it was really hot
623
00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:47,009
So what are we saying? We're giving us another chance?
624
00:38:47,746 --> 00:38:48,931
Yeah
625
00:38:49,608 --> 00:38:54,857
And oh by the way, I'm not always such a nice guy
626
00:38:55,763 --> 00:38:56,958
I know
627
00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,570
I'm home
628
00:39:00,825 --> 00:39:03,699
Oh my god Imma start ringing the bell
629
00:39:11,927 --> 00:39:12,941
I liked Molly's poem
630
00:39:12,941 --> 00:39:14,168
Yeah
631
00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:16,840
Does Daniel cry at work too?
632
00:39:17,336 --> 00:39:18,479
Not everyday
633
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:20,939
So I guess I should get a cab
634
00:39:20,939 --> 00:39:25,688
Wait Betty wait, I was thinking maybe you could come back to my place
635
00:39:26,109 --> 00:39:28,692
See my new wall color, I mean if you want
636
00:39:29,724 --> 00:39:31,523
Matt, I don't know
637
00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:33,869
- You're freaked out
- Yeah
638
00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:38,860
I just .. I wanted to be special and ..
639
00:39:39,826 --> 00:39:42,932
I'm sorry but right now I just .. I feel like a number
640
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:45,385
You are! Number one
641
00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:47,940
- Come on, Matt I'm serious
- No so am I
642
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:55,429
Betty, this would be the first time that I have ever been with a woman I really care about
643
00:39:56,121 --> 00:39:59,043
So technically, you are my first
644
00:40:00,293 --> 00:40:05,474
Aww, that's so corny and sweet
645
00:40:07,502 --> 00:40:12,413
- I make myself nervous my hands are shaking
- No, don't worry, so are mine
646
00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,858
This one goes out to the woman I love
647
00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:34,278
A classic from my high school battle of the bands
648
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:40,147
We're driving down the highway
649
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:42,955
Cold wind in my hair
650
00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,814
Just me and my special lady
651
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:51,253
We haven't got a care .. In the world
652
00:40:55,069 --> 00:41:00,785
But the road ahead's uncertain, there'll be bumps along the way
653
00:41:01,005 --> 00:41:08,834
And I know there'll be some hurting so I hit the gas and pray
654
00:41:11,506 --> 00:41:14,233
Well I don't wanna crash and burn
655
00:41:14,685 --> 00:41:17,495
Don't wanna go too fast
656
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:23,240
Wanna be with you, wanna see this through
657
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:26,360
I don't wanna crash and burn
658
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,528
Don't wanna go too fast
659
00:41:29,618 --> 00:41:32,990
I want to be with you
660
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:39,232
Wanna make this last forever
661
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,441
And ever my lady
662
00:41:45,441 --> 00:41:48,161
Made by Nazel
663
00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:52,761
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