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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,550 Hello! 2 00:00:04,550 --> 00:00:06,800 Guys!Anyone home? 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,440 I could use a little help 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,450 betty? 5 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:21,210 You all right? 6 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,400 It's okay if you're not. 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,260 -We have a nurse now. -What? 8 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:26,670 Betty,meet elena. 9 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,170 Oh,hi! 10 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:29,950 It's nice to meet you. 11 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:33,040 so nice to meet you,too. 12 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,740 well,we're happy to have you here. 13 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:38,110 The lady at the medicaid office said you were the best nurse in all of queens. 14 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:40,240 That's my cousin stella.She exaggerates. 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,970 I'm not the best. 16 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:43,550 Maybe top five. 17 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:45,180 just two boxes,mija? 18 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,050 Papi!Papi,I will get it done. 19 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:49,220 It's just gonna take some time. 20 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,200 And besides,I can't really move out of my apartment 21 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,540 until I find seone to sublet it,and it's not easy to find someone you trust. 22 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,710 I'll move in with amanda. 23 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:57,850 No! 24 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,730 Can wet least talk about it? 25 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:00,970 no! 26 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:03,140 Well,you better choose carefully. 27 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:04,860 You don't want a crazy person living in there. 28 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,480 You mean another crazy person? 29 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,650 See,amanda just bought her dog a watch because she says he's always late. 30 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:13,930 Oh,elena,I just got this new conditioner in. 31 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:15,590 Do you like your hair to smell like fruit? 32 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,420 Mija,you've been taking a long time with this move. 33 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,600 Are you sure you're okay with coming home? 34 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,120 Yes,I want to be here. 35 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,720 I want to be close to you guys. 36 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,840 And,you know,with all the money I'm saving, 37 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,040 it's really gonna help around here. 38 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:27,870 That's the water for my tea. 39 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,370 -No! -Papi,sit down,please. 40 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:31,710 Betty,I got it. 41 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,000 You go finish what you gotta do. 42 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,880 Really? 43 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,860 Okay,well,then I'm just gonna he back into the city 44 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,110 'cause amanda and i are interviewing roommates. 45 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:38,880 I'll see you tomorrow. 46 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,960 Elena,we're so glad you're here. 47 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,440 Thank you.Bye,papi. 48 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,070 -Bye! -Bye! 49 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,420 You got great kids. 50 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:48,540 I do,thank you. 51 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:49,780 Dameeso. 52 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,960 Okay,here's the deal-- 53 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,970 They all worry about me too much. 54 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:57,340 That's the real reason why you're here. 55 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,770 I,um,don't need any help. 56 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,540 yeah,I can see that. 57 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,080 Oh,I barely use this stuff. 58 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,690 Trust me... 59 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:09,840 this'll be the easiest job you've ever had. 60 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,410 here you go. 61 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:13,590 hanks. 62 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:15,700 excuse me! 63 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,630 Did you just toss your change in the garbage? 64 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:19,640 No. 65 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,520 Liar,you totally did. 66 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,240 What?It was 7 cents.I hate pennies. 67 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,780 Do you hate nickels,too,rich jerk? 68 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,630 come on! 69 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:30,410 Rich jerk is cute. 70 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:31,800 How about "R.J." For short? 71 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,990 Okay,I'm gonna come up with a nickname for you. 72 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:40,380 I'll let you know what I come up with. 73 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,070 have a seat for a second. 74 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:44,520 Look,I... 75 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:48,100 I don't want there to be any secrets between us. 76 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:50,820 Tone change. 77 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:53,250 You're-- you're getting serious? 78 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,520 Connor has started seeing wilhelmina. 79 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,410 He doesn't know I know. 80 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,650 Are you okay? 81 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,900 You know what? 82 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,790 I am. 83 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:09,880 In fact,I hope they're happy. 84 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,540 So does this mean we can tell connor about you and me? 85 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,140 We should. 86 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,650 I think I should be the one to tell him. 87 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,690 And I think it should be soon. 88 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:22,320 Better than him finding out some other way. 89 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,910 I mean,can you imagine how awful it would be 90 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:27,530 if he saw that photo of us on "page six"? 91 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:43,090 Darling,great news. 92 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,070 Just got off the phone with graydon. 93 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:47,980 He got us our favorite table at the waverly inn. 94 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,440 That's great. 95 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,400 Well,they bumped jennifer aniston. 96 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,640 She always cries at that table. 97 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:57,600 Everything okay?You... 98 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,960 seem a bit distracted. 99 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,480 No. 100 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:07,070 Thonly thing distracting me tonight is you. 101 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,320 and that budget report I forgot to review. 102 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,220 Well,you can do it tomorrow. 103 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,040 It's my first meeting of the morning. 104 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:18,910 And it's getting late. 105 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,070 I've gotta go. 106 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:22,830 But I-I just made reservations. 107 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,310 I'm sorry,willie. 108 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:27,800 I tell you what,I'll book a table for tomorrow night. 109 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,970 I'll see you at work. 110 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,420 you're perfect. 111 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:45,050 And I love what you're wearing. 112 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,180 I'm gonna borrow it tomorrow when you move in,okay? 113 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,840 uh,just real quick. 114 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:53,460 It says here you've lived in five different places in two years? 115 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,330 Yeah,e,we're looking for someone a little bit more stable, 116 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,070 but thanks for stopping by. 117 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,520 Couh,okie to go? 118 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,220 not a problem! 119 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,200 I like to walk around naked,too. 120 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,920 Yeah,but,see,I own the furniture,and I'm not really down with that. 121 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,500 So... 122 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,110 cookie? 123 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:11,280 Smile! 124 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,300 you're perfect. 125 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,880 -No,you're not. -You're perfect! 126 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,670 Cookie? 127 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,910 she is missing her 2006 tax return. 128 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:18,120 That's a security risk. 129 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,220 But she is so pretty. 130 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,370 But yet not pretty enough for me to feel threatened by her. 131 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:27,360 You know what?I don't think I'm interested anymore. 132 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,810 Halston,ew. 133 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:31,750 Ew. 134 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,200 Betty,why are you being so picky? 135 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,510 Except for tiny-baby-teeth girl,I could've lived with any of these people. 136 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:39,570 Amanda,my name is still on the lease. 137 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,830 We have to find someone who's responsible,you know, 138 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:44,520 who can pay the rent on time,that sort of thing. 139 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,270 You were always good at boring stuff like that. 140 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:49,160 Oh,man... 141 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:52,660 I am really gonna miss this place. 142 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:57,350 It's like I had this fantasy of what my life would be like here. 143 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,290 Now it's ending before it even started. 144 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,040 speaking of things that never started... 145 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,320 move. 146 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,910 jesse. 147 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:22,390 I'd bet you'd like to smash that guitar over his bedhead. 148 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:23,980 No,I don't hate him. 149 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:25,490 Well,you should.He totally led you on. 150 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:26,650 Did he? 151 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:30,730 I mean,it's not like he knew that I threw that party on the roof just so that his band could play. 152 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:33,360 And to be fair,I never even told him that I liked him. 153 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,990 So then why have you been acting all weird and avoid-y for the last month? 154 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,680 I don't know. 155 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,960 You should go talk to him right now. 156 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,530 I can't do that. 157 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,630 Yes,you can. 158 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,710 Well... 159 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:50,390 I mean,I guess I should talk to him,you know? 160 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,420 Just--before I leave,to clear the air. 161 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:53,180 Totally. 162 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,590 Okay,yeah.Closure. 163 00:06:57,070 --> 00:06:58,110 okay,I gotta run. 164 00:06:58,110 --> 00:06:59,780 Betty,this is very big of you. 165 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:03,350 And unlike in the past,I mean that as a compliment. 166 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:06,100 Jesse! 167 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,790 Betty,hey,how are you? 168 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,920 Good,good. 169 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:14,370 why are you practicing in the hallway? 170 00:07:14,370 --> 00:07:15,950 Well,I just repainted my kitchen. 171 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:18,500 There was a grease fire gone wild,so... 172 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,540 don't ask. 173 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,360 Lots of people coming in and out of yr apartment. 174 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,220 Yeah,we're looking for a subletter. 175 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:24,410 I'm moving out. 176 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,990 Wha--why? 177 00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:28,230 Well,my dad had a heart attack,and... 178 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,940 oh,my god.Is he okay? 179 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,720 Y-yeah,he's better now. 180 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,450 And I'm just moving back to help out. 181 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:37,260 You're such a good person. 182 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,620 Wow,I cannot believe you're leaving. 183 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,440 I feel like we haven't seen each other in forever. 184 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,690 I know. 185 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:45,020 A-and I was,uh,just thinking,you know,we should talk about-- 186 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,030 we definitely need to have a farewell drink. 187 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,840 -A drink? -Sure. 188 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,110 Yeah,I'd invite you to my place,but,you know,fumes...death. 189 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:55,260 Yeah,well,we can hang in my place if you'd like. 190 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,570 Perfect.Yes. 191 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:58,590 -All right. -Cool. 192 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,530 you can call my mom if you don't believe me. 193 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:04,550 I went to ballet camp two summers in a row. 194 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,600 Okay,okay,I believe you. 195 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,850 I missed you,betty rocker. 196 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:09,820 Where you been? 197 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:13,020 Well,about that,um... 198 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:17,670 so remember that night on the roof? 199 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:19,500 Of course you remember it. 200 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:22,460 that was kind of an awkward night for me. 201 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,450 what? 202 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:26,330 No,no,I think sometimes,you and I,we share a brain. 203 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,850 'Cause I totally--I have a song called "awkward night. 204 00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:30,720 " Oh,you do? 205 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,500 Let me... 206 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,570 it's,like,uh... 207 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:40,540 it was an awkward night we had that crazy fight 208 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,620 I want to make things right 209 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:50,140 gonna call you tonight hello,it's me... 210 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,540 wow,it's like your lips aren't even moving. 211 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,120 Oh,that... 212 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,680 yeah,that's my ringtone. 213 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,780 Slow down,betty. 214 00:08:58,780 --> 00:08:59,630 There. 215 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,300 That's you! 216 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,730 do you have to get that? 217 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:03,570 Uh,nope. 218 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:05,770 It's someone I'm avoiding. 219 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:08,000 I'm sorry,you-- you were saying something 220 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,830 before I interrupted you with that stupid song,so...please. 221 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:14,240 it's all very embarrassing for me,but before I leave-- 222 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,020 I-I hate that you're not gonna be here anymore. 223 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,020 You know,your family is so lucky to have you. 224 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:19,690 Okay,stop. 225 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,660 No,no,I mean it. 226 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:25,160 I-I-I-I know I feel better when you're around. 227 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,640 I can't believe iw latet got. 228 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,290 -I should--I should-- I gotta get going,so... -yeah,definitely. 229 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,110 good morning,sunshine. 230 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,300 Amanda... 231 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,170 what happened? 232 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:14,410 I fell asleep on the couch? 233 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,650 I guess so. 234 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:17,690 I'm just getting home myself. 235 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:20,250 How was your talk with jesse last night? 236 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,400 it was good. 237 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400 It was...really good. 238 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:29,930 Um,we were talking,and,y know,everything was going great,and then... 239 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,240 he kissed . 240 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,000 what? 241 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,070 Okay. 242 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,850 Where is he?How is he?What's he packing? 243 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:39,200 No,no,he left after we kissed. 244 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,750 Wait,betty,what happened? 245 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,680 Was it your breath again? 246 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,390 No,I told him I had to get up early to go to work. 247 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,020 It was all very confusing. 248 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:46,690 Why? 249 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:49,180 You had the kind of date any fourth grader would die for. 250 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:52,870 Look,thought he didn't like me after all that "mode" after party stuff. 251 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:54,540 And then he kisses me? 252 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,520 What is that? 253 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,710 Okay,squeaky,this one is a toughie. 254 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:02,790 But before we go any further,we need a male point of view. 255 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:07,210 Okay,so I couldn't find a male point of view,but I did find marc. 256 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,830 First question-- where did jee kiss you? 257 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,390 On my couch. 258 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:13,530 And that's not a euphemism for,uh... 259 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,990 No!Oh,good.Move on. 260 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:18,870 Is it possible that he was just licking guacamole off our chin? 261 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:21,140 You are known to have food situations. 262 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,630 Nope,I wasn't even eating. 263 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,580 Not eating? 264 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,260 This story is getting more and more preposterous. 265 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:30,570 Okay,next question-- number of drinks consumed. 266 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:32,830 three? 267 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:35,060 I'm having a little trouble visualizing. 268 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,330 We need to recreate the scene. 269 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,770 The scene of the crime. 270 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:41,420 Okay,betty,pretend I'm jesse. 271 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,520 Come here and sit on daddy's lap. 272 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,960 -No. -Okay,I'll be betty. 273 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,100 Guys,I wasn't sitting on his lap. 274 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,720 hola,jesse. 275 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,280 Hey,betty,I'm such a sensitive singer/songwriter. 276 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,850 I'm awesome. 277 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,140 You wanna watch me... 278 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,060 play my guitar? 279 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,390 I'd rather make out with you. 280 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,160 Well,I have had a few drinks. 281 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,500 Okay. 282 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,270 okay,I've reached a conclusion. 283 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,820 as have I. 284 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:26,780 If jesse was able to get past all of this... 285 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,880 then... 286 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,360 maybe there's something between you! 287 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,530 -Agreed. -Really? 288 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,260 Or he could've just been drunk off his ass. 289 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:34,350 Agreed. 290 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,660 okay,it's 9:00 A.M.You know what that means. 291 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,470 Yeah,time for my morning nap. 292 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,420 Nope.Your morning walk. 293 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,850 Morning walk?It's 30 degrees outside. 294 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,010 Not up for discussion. 295 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,010 -What? -Come on.Get up. 296 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:55,550 Now wait a minute.Come on.Hilda! 297 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:56,640 What? 298 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,100 -Elena wants me to go for a walk.Do you realize how cold it is outside?30 degrees,mama! -I just want to take him for a little walk.He needs the fresh air! 299 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,530 Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey! 300 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,730 Papi,it's just a walk,right? 301 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:05,940 We'll all go! 302 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:09,080 Justin,we're going for a walk! 303 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,190 So jesse kissed you,huh? 304 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:15,900 Big wow. 305 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:20,640 And,I mean,I was trying to close that door,but then he went and opened it all back up. 306 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,530 And that's just gonna make it harder for me to leave my apartment. 307 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,010 What do you thin the kiss meant? 308 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,170 What,honestly? 309 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,560 Mm-hmm,yeah,honestly. 310 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,440 Well... 311 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,460 in my experice,a drunken kiss is just that... 312 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,680 a drunken kiss. 313 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,210 Guys are dogs. 314 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:39,720 Cold night,warm girl,a couple of drinks... 315 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,240 yeah,I get it. 316 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,420 But,you kno maybe... 317 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,620 he's not like you. 318 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,730 Maybe he's aice guy. 319 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,370 Sorry.That came out wrong. 320 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,280 I know what you mean. 321 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,240 Look,the only way you're gonna find out is if you ask him. 322 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,950 Well,I guess I can do that. 323 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,170 I'm an adult,and you know what? 324 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,620 Either way,I'm fine with it. 325 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,260 I'm gonna talk to him. 326 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,430 "To my rich jerk. 327 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,480 " It's from molly. 328 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,290 "rich jerk. 329 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,240 cute. 330 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,170 And... 331 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,320 a little insulting? 332 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,530 No,she's just teasing. 333 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,390 Hey,will you do me a favor? 334 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:16,980 I want to nd some flowers to her as a thank-you,but,mm,make sure they're not too nice. 335 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,620 I don't want her to think I'm a rich jerk. 336 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,770 So... 337 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:23,790 things between the two of you,they're good? 338 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:24,700 They're going great. 339 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,450 I just really have to figure out the right time to tell-- 340 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,880 connor,hey. 341 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,430 Mate,you up for hitting the gym after work? 342 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,210 Sounds great. 343 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,880 Let's do it,mate. 344 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,670 Was I overly enthusiastic? 345 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,870 You said "mate. 346 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,670 " dinner for two from the waverly inn has been ordered, 347 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,620 dropped off at your place at 8:00 and-- 348 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,280 stop.Stay. 349 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,730 Good boy. 350 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,380 Oh,connor. 351 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:54,970 Connor,I was thinking,um,why don't we order in tonight? 352 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,270 Tempting. 353 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,460 Um,but I've already made plans with daniel. 354 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,820 I'll see you tomorrow,love. 355 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,570 Ma. 356 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,310 Was I just... 357 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,990 -dissed? -No,no.Yes. 358 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,040 Something's changed,marc. 359 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,390 Feel him slipping away. 360 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,940 cancel whatever parade you're going to and... 361 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:24,370 I need you to find out what the hell is going on here. 362 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,950 go get 'em,boy. 363 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,250 Why don't we go get a beer?Maybe just... 364 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,760 talk? 365 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,260 Mate,I know what you want to say. 366 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,790 You've just been looking for the right time to say it. 367 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:41,710 Well,I-I don't ally know if now is the right time. 368 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,150 All right. 369 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,860 If you don't want to say it,I will. 370 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,560 I've been distracted. 371 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,420 My performance has been suffering,and I'm sorry. 372 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,140 It's molly. 373 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,320 Connor,I know breakups can be really hard... 374 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,510 yeah,true,but,uh... 375 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,460 it's something I found that's been bothering me. 376 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,540 Look at that. 377 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,050 Uh,what is that?It's,um... 378 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,310 it's molly in st.Bahs. 379 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,570 And--and look at the hand she's holding. 380 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,860 She's with a man. 381 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:10,760 Are you sure? 382 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,550 Well,the fingers are feminine,but it's definitely a man's hand. 383 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,830 Well,they're not feminine. 384 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,800 Um,well-manicured maybe,but not feminine. 385 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,950 Have you figured out who it might--might be? 386 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:24,030 No. 387 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:27,930 No.But she's already vacationing with another man? 388 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,620 It doesn't feel right. 389 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:36,520 Mate,ifashe w seeing somebody before we broke up,that would royally... 390 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,910 piss me off. 391 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,480 Okay,all right.Somebody definitely needs a drink.Come on. 392 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,040 Right. 393 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,030 right. 394 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:45,390 Do you mind if we stop somewhere on the way? 395 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,360 Uh,sure. 396 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,290 Where? 397 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,480 Oh,I just need to check sometng. 398 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,830 uh,I was gonna do this by myself. 399 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,560 Right.Right. 400 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,470 I'll just listen from inside the apartment. 401 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,400 Go get him! 402 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,170 all right.All right,stay cool. 403 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,630 No drool. 404 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,180 Jesse? 405 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:33,770 hello,it's me hel-- hey,it's jesse.Leave a message. 406 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:41,040 jesse just sent me to voice mail. 407 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,250 He's avoiding me. 408 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,090  Jesse blew you off le that. 409 00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,300 That is so rude! 410 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,210 I know! 411 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:57,780 And he is the one who kissed me,not the other way around. 412 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,220 I remember that specifically. 413 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,130 That was not in my head. 414 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:02,560 I know,and it's not like you called him 20 times today 415 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,320 or climbed up his fire escape to look in his window 416 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,000 or tapped his phones or sent him flowers. 417 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,930 flowers! 418 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,520 No,betty,you did not send him flowers. 419 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,680 That is a rookie mistake. 420 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,180 No,no,I promised daniel I would send flowers,and I totally forgot. 421 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,450 It's too late to get 'em delivered. 422 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:18,520 I'll have to take 'em myself.I'll talk to you later.Bye! 423 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,480 Uh,what are we doing here? 424 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,950 that is molly's building. 425 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,550 I want to see if we can get a look at this guy. 426 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:32,910 Co nnor,this is crazy. 427 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,280 You're spying on your ex? 428 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,420 I need to know who this bastard is. 429 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:40,800 Okay,look,I know you're upset,but if molly's moved on,what can you do? 430 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,150 look,maybe you should start seeing someone. 431 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:48,050 I could set you up with some great women. 432 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:53,110 or maybe you're seeing someone? 433 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,450 Actually,yes. 434 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,810 Wilhelmina. 435 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,630 Look,I'm sorry.I should've told you earlier. 436 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,700 I just didn't want to complicate things at work. 437 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,270 No,no,no,I mean,that's great. 438 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,660 It means,you know,you're--you're moving on. 439 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,620 But what does wilhelmina think about all this? 440 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,030 Oh,god.She doesn't know. 441 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:15,050 I'm not an idiot. 442 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,030 -what an idiot. -I know. 443 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:21,840 Parked under a streetlight,completely exposed,untinted windows... 444 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,820 -amateurs. -Not that. 445 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,770 He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punes with danny meade 446 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,380 and hang out in a parked car? 447 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,620 If it's any comfort,you and connor do share a love of fine dining, 448 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:36,540 capitalism and covert,late-night surveillances. 449 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:40,320 Yes,yes,yes,yes,but who are they waiting for? 450 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,640 Hi,uh,jesse,um,it's betty. 451 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:48,480 But you already know that because you just screened this call and you're avoiding me, 452 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,710 which is cool,'cause I don't care. 453 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,120 What's black and white and brown all under? 454 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,580 Betty? 455 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,530 oh,boy.It's getting late. 456 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,780 Gettin' pretty tired. 457 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,630 Coffee? 458 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,800 No,no,I'm--I'm-- I'm--I'm okay. 459 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,330 you know what? 460 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,940 Uh,actually,I could use that coffee. 461 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,380 There's gotta be a place down at the end of the block. 462 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,360 Sure,yeah. 463 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,730 -Ack,cream,sugar? -That's perfect.Everything. 464 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,970 Great.Yeah.Thanks! 465 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,720 betty. 466 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,840 Oh,daniel,hey,I forgot to send the flowers, 467 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,640 so I thought I would just bring them over. 468 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,400 -Sorry,I didn't-- -you have to get out of here. 469 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,350 What?Why? 470 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:40,560 Well,we're stalng molly. 471 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,470 Well,I'm not.Connor is. 472 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:42,510 I'm just kinda helping him. 473 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,710 Actually,I'm not really helping him. 474 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,820 You know what?It's just a little too complicated right now. 475 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,530 Why would you be stalking molly? 476 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,140 Look,this--you gotta trust me. 477 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:49,990 This is not the right time. 478 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,050 You just gotta get out of here. 479 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,380 Please go,now. 480 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,780 Run. 481 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:57,200 No,no,no,not that way,the other way.Come on. 482 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,080 daniel! 483 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,100 They were all closed. 484 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,370 Flowers? 485 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:12,840 Uh,yeah,well,um,the delivery boy tried to drop 'em off at molly's apartment, 486 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,710 -so I stopped him and-- -well,who are they from? 487 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,440 No,no,don't do that. 488 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,960 Don't torture yourself,connor. 489 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,550 Con-- 490 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,300 "to molly,from R.J." R.J. 491 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,630 Who's R.J.? 492 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:27,580 I don't know. 493 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,040 And what kind of a jerk sends crappy carnations? 494 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,230 Yeah! 495 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,580 Well,I mean,carnations aren'.that bad. 496 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,930 Where did that delivery boy go? 497 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:38,020 connorhe's gone. 498 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,620 Look,you're with wilhelmina now,and you're happy,right? 499 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,680 Then what are you doing? 500 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,080 Well,I have to know. 501 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:45,930 No,no,no. 502 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,630 If wilhelmina found out what you were doing,how would this make her feel? 503 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:51,710 Come on,look. 504 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:57,840 Buddy,why are you risking your future on the past? 505 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,750 I don't know. 506 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,940 I don't know. 507 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:06,820 Let's call it a night,huh? 508 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,480 ooh,looks like they're leaving. 509 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,590 None of this makes any sense. 510 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,860 molly? 511 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,350 This is her block. 512 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:40,280 now it all makes perfect sense. 513 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,870 Wait,so you were on a stakeout with connor who was waiting 514 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:50,530 to find out who molly's new boyfriend is. 515 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,460 Yes. 516 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,160 -Who is you. -Right. 517 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,750 Okay,that's just dumb. 518 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,850 Um,why--why can't you tell him the truth? 519 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,200 Because,betty,it's just not that easy. 520 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,000 Well,it's easier than lying and ending up on a stakeout for yourself. 521 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,710 you know,can I ask you a question? 522 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,620 Why do guys play games? 523 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,710 I mean,why are they such cowards? 524 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:11,330 Why are they so,you know,brave when they want to kiss you or something, 525 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:13,960 but try to get 'em on the phone and actually talk to you,and... 526 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,820 well... 527 00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:19,500 okay,um,we're not talking about me and connor anymore. 528 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,060 Sorry. 529 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:28,600 I tried to talk to jesse,and he ignored me-- wouldn't even answer his door. 530 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,040 Betty,I'm sorry. 531 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,990 Oh,it's just gonna make it that much harder for me to leave my apartment. 532 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,360 Why? 533 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,390 'Cause there's unfinished business between us. 534 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:41,340 Betty,are you really sure you want to move back home? 535 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,890 Of course.I love my family. 536 00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:44,040 No,no,I'm not saying you doT. 537 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,890 It's just that you can't leave when jesse kisses you, 538 00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:48,530 you can't leave when he ignores you. 539 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:53,270 Maybe moving back to queens is harder than you're admitting? 540 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:59,870 Well,I guess I-- I had this stupid fantasy... 541 00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:03,700 about being in love in the city and... 542 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:08,940 being that girl who hangs out in caf?s and has a cute boyfriend and holds his hand 543 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:11,800 and just kisses him right there and then and... 544 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,400 and jesse was the guy. 545 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,560 Well,I just thought that when he kissed me that maybe it would happen. 546 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,470 Look,don't think you're gonna get that fantasy with jesse, 547 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:22,830 but at the very least, 548 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:27,600 you have to tell him that nobody treats betty suarez like that. 549 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,590 That's how you close the door. 550 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:31,430 How? 551 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,340 He won't answer my calls. 552 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:38,170 Well,I seem to recall you did stalk him once. 553 00:24:38,170 --> 00:24:40,430 Go find him. 554 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,610 hello. 555 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,570 You wanted to see me? 556 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:59,200 Look,uh,I know you're ill hung up on molly. 557 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,510 Don't bother denying it. 558 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:05,180 I learnt that molly is seeing someone, 559 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:08,190 and,yes,it bothered me. 560 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:09,080 But I've moved on. 561 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,450 -Have you? -It's over. 562 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:13,250 You can say that.You might even believe it. 563 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,130 But deep down,I know you're just like me. 564 00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:17,170 You don't want to lose. 565 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:23,270 -Willie-- -connor,I want you-- all of you or nothing. 566 00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:26,620 Wilhelmina slater does not play second fiddle to anyone. 567 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,510 And she doesn't beg... 568 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:31,600 for anyone. 569 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,580 excuse me,I-I was cooking. 570 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:53,220 Not with that much butter you're not. 571 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,050 That's half the amount I used to use. 572 00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:58,110 That's still half too much. 573 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,870 try again. 574 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:06,520 Look,I've been good all week-- drinking your protein shakes, 575 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,700 snacking on your carrot sticks. 576 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,370 I just want to make a spanish omelet. 577 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:12,260 You can still make your spanish omelet. 578 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,210 All right. 579 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:17,930 Just no butter,no salt,no yolk. 580 00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:20,100 You take all that away,what is left? 581 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,060 A healthy meal. 582 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,260 Okay,that's enough. 583 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,410 This is my house. 584 00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:26,770 I set the rules. 585 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:30,470 If I want to make myself a meal,I'm damn well gonna do it. 586 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:46,580 hello. 587 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,390 Hey,connor. 588 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:53,610 I just wanted to say thanks for talking me down from the ledge last night. 589 00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:55,880 Oh,come on,it's no problem. 590 00:26:57,870 --> 00:26:59,730 You know what? 591 00:26:59,730 --> 00:27:01,790 why don't we get that beer tonight? 592 00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,420 How about we hit the gym first? 593 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,890 Sure,yep,that sounds great. 594 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,540 Okay,then. 595 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:20,110 and I think I'm fallin' for her and you 596 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:22,290 n I help you? 597 00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,000 I'm here to talk to jesse. 598 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,870 Oh,yeah,isn't he the best? 599 00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:30,760 It's,like,his songs,like,capture exactly what's going on in my mind. 600 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,570 It's crazy. 601 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,810 You know what else is crazy? 602 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:38,200 He can't answer his cell phone,'cause he's a gutless,pathetic weasel. 603 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,530 Excuse me. 604 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,200 We need to talk. 605 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,880 606 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,770 what? 607 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:52,890 I'm sorry I've been avoiding you. 608 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:55,140 I just--I'm a horrible,terrible person. 609 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,890 No. 610 00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:59,430 You're not--you're not horrible and terrible. 611 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:02,020 I mean,maybe one of those things. 612 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,860 Well,I was gonna come find you tonight. 613 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,910 I... 614 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:06,780 betty,I don't know what happened. 615 00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:08,940 I mean,I had so much fun hanging out with you. 616 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:12,850 And then when we kissed,everything got confusing. 617 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:14,690 Yeah,for me,too. 618 00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:15,750 Let me make it up to you. 619 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:18,010 Do you--do you want to go out? 620 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,760 What?What--what do you mean? 621 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,160 I mean a date. 622 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,590 Or we could have dinner. 623 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:24,520 Here.Tonight. 624 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,420 You know,I know you probably hate me, 625 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:28,480 and I totally understand if you say no, 626 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,970 but I just--I wanna spend some time with you. 627 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,250 I don't know. 628 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,290 Oh,come on. 629 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:41,470 it'll be fun,it'll be great come out with me on a date that's terrible,right? 630 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:45,170 If you don't say yes,I'm gonna have to sing another verse. 631 00:28:45,170 --> 00:28:47,930 -it'll be fun,it'll be great-- -okay,okay,okay. 632 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:51,700 Yes,fine,I will go on a date with you. 633 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,990 Okay.Awesome.All right. 634 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:57,020 I gotta get back to work. 635 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:08,480 okay,do not order anything over $15,or you have to do anything jesse says. 636 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,250 It used to be more,but we are in a recession. 637 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,990 So what's going on with the roommate sitch? 638 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:16,640 I vote for carl.He says he can bounce his pecs. 639 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,610 Ooh,that could come in handy. 640 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:21,440 Guys,you can't just rush into these things,you know? 641 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,700 Look,if worse comes to worse,I'll just stay here a little longer. 642 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,000 But won't your family mind? 643 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,880 They'll understand. 644 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:31,050 Okay,I'm ready for my date. 645 00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:32,650 Interesting.Now... 646 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:35,120 how can you tell? 647 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,280 You can't tell? 648 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,640 Unless there's anything else,I'm heading out. 649 00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:47,060 How long is this silent treatment gonna last? 650 00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:52,550 I discovered talking to you raises my blood pressure. 651 00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:55,030 I don't want to have another heart attack. 652 00:29:55,030 --> 00:29:58,060 I'm sorry,did you just say that I'm gonna cause you another heart attack? 653 00:29:58,060 --> 00:30:02,240 Me?Not your horrible diet,not your sedentary lifestyle?Me? 654 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,690 Ela,you can't come into my home and start changing all the rules. 655 00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:07,810 No,no,no... 656 00:30:07,810 --> 00:30:10,650 you may have set the rules here for the last 20 years, 657 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,830 but you know what's really gonna help your family? 658 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,930 If you're not dead in two. 659 00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:15,710 Please. 660 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:19,980 No,this isn't about eating healthy food or getting some exercise. 661 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:23,580 It's about the people who love you and will do anythingfor you. 662 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:26,170 You think they like going for walks in 30-degree weather? 663 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,420 You think they like fat-free nacho night? 664 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:30,400 They don'T.They do it f you. 665 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,850 And look at how you repay them. 666 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,760 I love my family. 667 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,580 They're all I could think about when I was sick. 668 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,290 Then think about this. 669 00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:41,590 You almost died. 670 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,930 I've seen this before. 671 00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:47,440 You're a lovely man,ignacio,with a wderful family. 672 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,070 What if next time you're not so lucky? 673 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:05,620 I've never eaten here before. 674 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,810 It's a cute place. 675 00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:08,120 You gotta try the meat loaf. 676 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,260 Promise me that you will try the meat loaf. 677 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:13,970 okay,yeah. 678 00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:16,850 So,uh,how was your week? 679 00:31:16,850 --> 00:31:18,960 Probably the worst ever. 680 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,810 First,I write a song,and I realize I basically ripped off "closing time. 681 00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:26,690 " And then my drummer announces at practice that he's gonna move to prague. 682 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:31,600 And now I-I think we have to change the band name because "journey" could be copyrighted. 683 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,720 So "dark sexual journey" becomes... 684 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,640 "dark sexual. 685 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,420 It's awful. 686 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:39,220 Oh,well,that's not so bad. 687 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:42,370 -You know,actually,it reminds me of this "mode" headline that we had-- -headline! 688 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,000 Oh,I forgot to tell you the worst thing. 689 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,060 So we were supposed to headline this show, 690 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:49,080 and-- let me start from the beginning. 691 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,360 There's this little club in brooklyn,and I know the manager. 692 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,080 So he tells me that they need a house band for thursday nights... 693 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,490 connor,I am so glad you're more relaxed. 694 00:31:58,490 --> 00:32:00,030 getting there. 695 00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:03,910 so where did you go on holidays? 696 00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:06,300 Willie and I are thinking about traveling this spring. 697 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,420 - Uh,anguilla. - Nice. 698 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,100 what have you been up to lately? 699 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,580 You been dating anyone recently? 700 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,870 No,just,you know,kinda 701 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,880 too busy with work. 702 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,930 hold on. Wait a second. 703 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,650 I wanna just... 704 00:32:30,670 --> 00:32:33,180 take a break and talk,okay? 705 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:40,510 sorry about that,R.J. 706 00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:45,470 you know,it wasn't that hard to put the pieces together. 707 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,040 Rich Jerk 708 00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,310 To Molly, From RJ 709 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,630 Connor,I-- 710 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:54,030 you were my friend,daniel, 711 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:56,250 and you lied to my face. 712 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:12,560 ***** And I walk offstage, 713 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:15,190 and I realize my fly had been down the whole time. 714 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,380 Can you believe that happened to me? 715 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,220 Yeah,wow,a lot has happened to you. 716 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,910 Actually--yeah. 717 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,400 Actually,I wrote a song about all that. 718 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:25,180 I'm--I'm not finished,but the chorus goes... 719 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:29,960 headache,heartache depression,rejection 720 00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:35,590 if there's one thing I can count on 721 00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:45,890 yeah, it's me,me,me,me me,e,me,me me,me,me,me,me 722 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,540 not you,just me yes,me,not you 723 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:50,990 what rhymes with me? 724 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:53,590 I know,it's me 725 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:56,590 yours truly,me,myself and I 726 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:01,070 if there's one thing I can count on 727 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:04,680 yeah,yeah,it's me 728 00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:10,240 you know what I realed tonight,betty? 729 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:11,620 You're really good for me. 730 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,640 - I am? - Yeah,you're-- 731 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,450 you're smart,you're a good listener. 732 00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:19,500 I'm just really glad we did this. I feel so much better. 733 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,200 That's good,'cause,you know,I think... 734 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,480 that's probably what this was all about-- 735 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:27,450 making yourself feel better. 736 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,300 - What? No--no,no-- - and that's okay. 737 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,320 It's fine,because you know what? 738 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:32,940 I think maybe... 739 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:35,200 I kinda used you,too, 740 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,540 for some fantasy I had. 741 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,270 But I-I don't think this is what either one of us want. 742 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:45,920 But thank you,jesse,for everything, 743 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:49,630 for--for the drinks and the dinner. 744 00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:52,310 Bye. 745 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,700 more ice? 746 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:10,240 No,actually,it... 747 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:11,880 starting to feel better. 748 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:12,890 Oh. 749 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,480 But not looking better? 750 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,980 I'll get more ice. 751 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,640 So... 752 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,850 - your big move is today? - Yep. 753 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,130 I can't say that I'm looking forward to fighting for hot water, 754 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,650 but I'm okay with it. 755 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,480 You know,it's the right thing to do. 756 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:33,020 And besides,it's not like this city's going anywhere,right?I'll be back. 757 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,340 And you're okay with having to give up your whole manhattan fantasy? 758 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,800 I'm not giving it up. Just... 759 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:42,440 taking it with me. 760 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,600 niel? 761 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,400 - Oh,excuse me. - No,it's okay,betty. 762 00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:49,850 I just wanted to check with daniel, 763 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,990 make sure we're still on for our budget meeting tonight. 764 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,180 yep,sure. 765 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,490 Listen,connor... 766 00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:01,370 we need to talk. 767 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:04,030 I said everything I needed to in the ring. 768 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:05,910 We're good. 769 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:07,690 I'll see you tonight. 770 00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:19,620 Seems like things between the two of you won't be as hard as you thought. 771 00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:22,270 No,I guess not. 772 00:36:22,290 --> 00:36:25,430 yeah,well,I don't know. 773 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:31,690 Uh,I'll-- I'll call you back. 774 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,780 you were right. 775 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,840 I hate to lose. 776 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,450 And the thought of molly with another man... 777 00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:44,980 drives me crazy. 778 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000 I see. 779 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:54,210 But the thought of losing you is unbeablE. 780 00:36:57,430 --> 00:37:00,890 So I'm putting all that behind me. 781 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,550 I'm all yours... 782 00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:06,000 that is,if you'll still have me. 783 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,210 Do you want me to beg? 784 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:13,340 Because i will beg. 785 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,070 Well... 786 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,290 maybe after... 787 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,410 dinner? 788 00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:27,290 hello? good morning. 789 00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:29,420 In the dining room! 790 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,050 Hi! 791 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:35,710 Take your coat off,stay awhile. 792 00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,160 Well... 793 00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:40,570 - look,I'm not sure your father-- - who wants breakfast? 794 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:45,570 - Hello. - Hello. 795 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,260 Omelet? 796 00:37:47,290 --> 00:37:50,250 No butter,no salt,no yolks. 797 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:53,540 I know. Can you believe it? 798 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,430 Here,take a seat. He made smoothies,too. 799 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,780 Thank you... 800 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,950 for being so honest with me. 801 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:08,200 Sorry I've been such A... 802 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,000 sourpuss. 803 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,020 Un idiota. 804 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,770 It's okay. 805 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,990 I'm glad to help. 806 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:24,230 And maybe after,uh,breakfast... 807 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,140 we can take another walk? 808 00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:40,160 okay... I guess I'm off. 809 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:48,010 Okay. Oh,I'll miss you. 810 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,980 You'll see me at work. 811 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:52,230 Yeah,but I probably won't be as nice. 812 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,870 Probably not. 813 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,060 hey,so about the roommate thing, 814 00:38:56,090 --> 00:38:59,140 I'm sorry that I've been dragging my feet. 815 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,600 I just wasn't ready to go. 816 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:06,400 But the good news is I have found you a roommate. 817 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:07,840 someone who is responsible, 818 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,050 has a stable job and good references. 819 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,250 Hmm,sounds great. 820 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,950 Well,actually,it is great because... 821 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:16,080 your new roommate is... 822 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,560 - ta-da! - Ta-da! 823 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,060 Okay,I let you do that once. 824 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:22,490 From now on,I orchestrate my own entrances. 825 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,790 Marky-marc! 826 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:27,330 oh,my god! Wait,what about your place? 827 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:29,410 Oh,they raised my rent again. 828 00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:32,480 Plus,jake gyllenhaal runs shirtless in the park across the street. 829 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:34,120 - I know. - Take that,restraining order! 830 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,640 Um,the rent is due on the 15th of every month. 831 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,760 I didn't know about the nosy landlady. 832 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:44,130 okay,I want to change everything,and I mean everything! 833 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,410 I am talking "extreme makeover: Homo edition." 834 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:48,340 Yes.We have to get rid of a lot of betty's stuff. 835 00:39:48,350 --> 00:39:50,090 A lot of this stuff. 836 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,500 I mean,did she forget to pack things? Let's make a pile. 837 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,630 You know what? 838 00:39:53,650 --> 00:39:56,500 I think she's in love with that guy with long hair. 839 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:38,870 the city's beautif at night...isn't it? 840 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:40,860 Yeah. 841 00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:43,290 It really is. 842 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,420 hello! 843 00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:06,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59425

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